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Speaker 1: Today if by accidentally showing my boyfriend's mom my newdies.

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Speaker 2: Oh accident, Sorry, mommy? Was I a bad girl? Do

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Speaker 2: you need to punish me in time out with your son? God?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: I feel like we're just creating new porn videos. We

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Speaker 2: you know, if someone just like someone's listening, if porn.

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Speaker 2: I's listening right now, Like we're just giving you.

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Speaker 1: We've given away like a billion dollars worth of like

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Speaker 1: pornographic IP.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome, You're welcome, America.

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Speaker 1: My boyfriend's family was having a barbecue and my boyfriend's

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Speaker 1: mom asked me to take photos at the family event. Nice,

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Speaker 1: So I brought my nice camera, not my phone. And

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Speaker 1: I completely understand that this situation could have been avoided.

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Speaker 1: I really should have checked the photos that were already

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Speaker 1: on my camera before the gathering.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, so they like these are like on a DSLR.

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Speaker 1: We're talking a non Internet connect camera device.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like that's an odd device to take

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Speaker 2: your nudes on.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a smart one because your phone is

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Speaker 1: like probably everybody in the world has access to it's

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Speaker 1: in the cloud. Do a hard drive that's completely unconnected.

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Speaker 2: That's where John Starr's all his, but I forgot what

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Speaker 2: was on there since I hadn't used it in a while. Spicy, Spicy.

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Speaker 1: In the midst of the barbecue, I was showing my

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Speaker 1: I clicked the forward button without realizing that I was

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Speaker 1: at the end of the camera roll.

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Speaker 2: Oh no.

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Speaker 1: The first photo in the camera roll was a very

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Speaker 1: explicit photo that my boyfriend took of me, although my

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Speaker 2: Okay, god, that's at least a little better, but very explicit,

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Speaker 2: Like it's just like naked, or like I feel like

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Speaker 2: it's more than naked. Yeah, like it's more than they

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Speaker 2: can be, Like, uh, it's my art.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the body is a piece of art. To be straightforward,

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Speaker 1: it was a close up photo of me in doggie style, and.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, could you see everything? Oh gosh. To say

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Speaker 2: that I was hor Mom say this is so tragic.

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Speaker 1: To say I was horrified is a complete understatement. I screamed,

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Speaker 1: hugged the camera to my body, and ran sheepishly away

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Speaker 2: I mean, what else do you do? That's like the

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Speaker 2: real question. Yeah, I think that is the best case,

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Speaker 2: I mean, just remove yourself from this earth. God.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I know I could have played it off better,

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Speaker 2: I don't blame you, Ope, I don't blame you.

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Speaker 1: I know this is something that she'll never forget as well.

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Speaker 2: I if their tastes whole great nudes, damn shirs, forget them,

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Speaker 2: that's all right.

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Speaker 1: Well, I also know this is a funny, embarrassing story,

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Speaker 1: My boyfriend's twenty five. I am twenty three, and we

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Speaker 2: So I mean, hey, you and your family got a

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Speaker 1: And and I think I don't know, at the end

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Speaker 1: they probably know, they probably know op very well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they've been dating for years. Not that well though, it

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Speaker 2: I remember when I look like that you took photos

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Speaker 1: Imagine they're like, damn that ass, Fine, that's okay, fowing girl,

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Speaker 2: It's the same that's my boy. That's kind of what

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Speaker 2: you gotta do, OKAYOPI am I the asshole for kicking

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Speaker 2: my husband's sister out for leaving a fake pregnancy test

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Speaker 2: My thirty three husband, Adam thirty six, came back from

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Speaker 2: his month long trip days ago, and the month long

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Speaker 2: My in laws live in states away, and my sister

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Speaker 2: Adam and I got back from the airport at seven

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Speaker 2: He told me to come upstairs asaf. He sounded very angry.

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Speaker 2: it's probably not his baby.

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Speaker 1: I would probably have the same reaction like why is

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Speaker 2: I know, highly suspect. Anyway, she said it wasn't mine

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Speaker 1: I feel for her, Like she literally has noise. She

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Speaker 2: I know, and now he's thinking like, oh, like this

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Speaker 1: It's like I truly don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Like that's a really terrible situation to be in, dude,

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Speaker 2: I said he had the right to be mad, but

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Speaker 2: up with an explanation. No, oh, the classic I'm leaving.

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Speaker 2: This is like on the verge of a breakup. He

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Speaker 2: an evil villain. And she asked, so, was it really

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Speaker 2: a prank, prank, and that everyone should calm down. No, not,

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Speaker 2: That is no, no, no, no no. She was like,

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Speaker 2: bro chill, have you ever heard of a fake pregnancy test?

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Speaker 2: They're pretty telling, like telling of what and what kind

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Speaker 2: of prank is this where people are like, oh, let's

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Speaker 1: Is a TikTok trend or something like, what is going on?

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Speaker 2: TikTok? Please do not do this, let's do this. You're

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Speaker 2: ruining relationships here. I was livid. I screamed at her,

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Speaker 2: asking how she thought this was funny and that it

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Speaker 2: She tried to justify it, saying it was her boyfriends

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Speaker 2: He wasn't basically socially aware of how this was. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he wasn't aware that this could cause trauma to the relationship,

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Speaker 2: but she would have to know. I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: don't know these kids these days. What are they doing?

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Speaker 2: The ops said. I told her she was no longer

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Speaker 2: well at my home after what she did. Of course,

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Speaker 2: Adam took a seat to calm down, watching us argue

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Speaker 2: as my mom got involved, asking me to take it easy.

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Speaker 2: I insisted that my sister in law pack and leave

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Speaker 2: out like that. I told her what her daughter did,

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Speaker 2: acting recklessly. She said we're her family and I should

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Speaker 1: I do semi understand, I do semi understand, semi understand

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Speaker 1: what way I think that. I mean, I like practical jokes,

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Speaker 1: once it all was said and done, I would cal

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Speaker 2: I can't blame her.

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Speaker 1: Like I could see a person very easily being like

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Speaker 1: get out of here, like it's just stop, it's over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean when you are insulted and traumatized

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Speaker 2: in that way, suddenly, that's like a natural reaction. Was

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Speaker 2: totally that's why cut the cancer out right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's why, Like me personally, I feel like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I might calm down, but like I do not blame her.

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Speaker 2: One bit, No, not at all, not at all. I

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Speaker 2: a still prank five to five three. I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like the username of the person that prank.

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Speaker 2: I know, I guess like she made this. Yeah, just

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Speaker 1: It's like if you have some story, you know, make

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Speaker 1: it one account just so they can't like trace.

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Speaker 2: It back or something. Yeah, kids, I have a lesson

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Speaker 2: for you. If you ever think about hiding a fake

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Speaker 2: Don't do it for the vine, for the talk. Don't Yeah,

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Speaker 2: don't do it the vine. Don't do it for the talk.

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Speaker 2: Don't do it for YouTube. Don't do it for your

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Speaker 2: don't do it. Don't be an ass, don't be a butthole.

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Speaker 2: Sam and John read and reddit stories. Yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 2: get pretty whore. You're gonna go on the corner and

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Speaker 2: sell our bodies. Oh god, right now, yes, let's do it,

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Speaker 2: make some money, sling some wang and then you're gonna

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Speaker 2: go and you're gonna sing this saying and boom and

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Speaker 2: that was intermission, and that's it. That's it. Everyone.

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Speaker 1: You can you can go home, you can turn off

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Speaker 1: your device, you can shut it off, you can you

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Speaker 1: can drive off a cliff for all I care.

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Speaker 2: Once that mic drops, we no longer care about our

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Speaker 2: audience because we've just created beauty in this world. In

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Speaker 2: going into YouTube channel, not on TikTok, but on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: This is are subscribers are all all over. Nineteen subscribers, stay,

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Speaker 2: stay for this.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to.

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Speaker 2: Wait. Wait, actually, let's let's let's let's read out all

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Speaker 2: the nineteen subscribers. All right, all right, I'm shouting out

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Speaker 2: every subscriber that I can see right now. Let's do it.

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Speaker 2: So shout out to Sydney Torgerson. We love you, Sidney,

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Speaker 2: I love you. I will marry you right now. Shout

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Speaker 2: out my roommate, Christian J.

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Speaker 1: William Christian, I will make love to you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we will, yes, right after I do it first, uh,

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Speaker 1: Everyone's in charge of buying their own food, and we

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Speaker 1: This issue has been going on for almost a year, and.

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Speaker 2: I'm sick of it. Yeah, good for you, op be

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Speaker 1: Username is gut milk. I literally just realized that. So

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Speaker 1: that's pretty perfect, so Opie says. One of my roommates

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Speaker 1: I confronted are about this lots of times, and that's

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Speaker 1: That's your new Reddit user name, big Milk. Big Milk,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna milk all the cows for my own personal supply.

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Speaker 1: Last week, my milk, so last week, my milk was

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Speaker 1: This was to catch slash proove ours, the one stealing

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's his kryptonite, the regular milk. Night the milk,

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Speaker 2: the lamest kryptonite there does the regular milk. But dude, honestly,

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Speaker 2: if you can't cut out milk, you shed because it

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Speaker 2: a message that you've got.

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Speaker 1: I think you should drink five gallons of milk a day. Everyone, Ever,

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Speaker 1: don't listen to a word Samzai. The next day, Saturday,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he is yelling at me that he was

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Speaker 2: Sympathy at all, dude, Like you're stealing someone else's milk.

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Speaker 2: You thought you could get away with.

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Speaker 1: It, but you freaking can't.

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Speaker 2: Dude, you were caught on the toilet red handed, or

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Speaker 1: Why I only responded with so then you're the one

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Speaker 2: My drop baby.

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Speaker 1: He freaking exploded. Yeah, he admitted he was sometimes drinking

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Speaker 1: my milk and eating my food.

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Speaker 2: The thing is, though he never admitted to it before,

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Speaker 2: And sometimes the truth be like that it do it do.

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Speaker 1: But he was more mad that I switched the milks

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Speaker 2: Come on, bro, I'm honestly like, I kind of imagine

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Speaker 2: this as a bad Scooby Doo episode where it's like,

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Speaker 2: it was your.

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Speaker 1: Roommate's time, except you revealing the like mask is actually

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Speaker 1: just opening the door on him, just.

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Speaker 2: Like lasting off on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Just falcon nine, Falcon nine out the buttle. My roommate

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Speaker 1: backed me up, you know, as he should. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: thought it was kind of funny he got and he

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Speaker 1: It's a little tense right now. And my roommate told

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Speaker 1: his ish damn.

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Speaker 2: So it's a coup. It's a coup. It's a coup.

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Speaker 2: It's happened. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I told some buddies what happened. And if you think

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Speaker 1: It does not.

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Speaker 2: Got to milk, absolutely not, absolutely not. Is someone stealing

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Speaker 2: at least their buttthole. Every right, every right, we're doing

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Speaker 2: some biblical stuff here. If you steal my milk a hand,

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Speaker 2: I get your hand chopped off. I for eye, milk

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Speaker 1: I'm part in the ocean and commafore you of milk,

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Speaker 2: But to get you know, like if you're like super

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Speaker 2: like you just get some like spray, and I was

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Speaker 1: That's that's so genius because it's like it's not lethal.

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