WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Haragami

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tapp scary.

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<v Speaker 3>We love Michael Oppenheimer. As a matter of fact, we

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<v Speaker 3>get requests from Michael Oppenheimer phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Taps don't scarybrid impressions on it?

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<v Speaker 3>Done?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the email? Say today? Skety, We're here? It is

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<v Speaker 3>dear morning show. My parents ordered these knives from a

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<v Speaker 3>TV infomercial. Ever since, they've been receiving phone calls from

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<v Speaker 3>telemarketers almost every day, trying to sell them every type

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<v Speaker 3>of junk imaginable. Well as you can imagine, my parents

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<v Speaker 3>are not happy about these calls. Don't you think it's

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<v Speaker 3>time for Michael Oppenheimer to give them a call? This

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<v Speaker 3>comes from Naomi? Ye, all right, Scary plays the part

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<v Speaker 3>of mister Michael Oppenheimer, the annoying, relentless telephone telemarketer. List

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<v Speaker 3>listening as Naomi phone taps for mom and dad with

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Oppenheim.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with these nineties and

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<v Speaker 1>we have a wonderful product for you to try this

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<v Speaker 1>afternoon called Hairagami. How are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 4>Miss?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, actually you must have the wrong person to say

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for calling, and please don't call again?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Hello, Oh yes, Catherine, this is mister Michaelappenheimer with sir.

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<v Speaker 1>In Japan the art of folding papers called origami.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Hi, where did you get my number?

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<v Speaker 1>Recently? You ordered knives from TV?

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<v Speaker 4>I think you're full?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>What I'd like for you to do is not call

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<v Speaker 4>this number again. Okay? You you were asked once already.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I am telling you a second time. There better

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<v Speaker 4>not be a third turn.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you familiar?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir?

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<v Speaker 4>Do not again?

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<v Speaker 1>If you could let me finish, time you call me,

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<v Speaker 1>sir is fast, easy and comfortable, very much.

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<v Speaker 4>Please do not call this number again?

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<v Speaker 1>Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand me? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll give you this snap action scrunchy, which is keep

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<v Speaker 1>on talking.

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<v Speaker 4>I do not want to buy anything. I do not

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<v Speaker 4>want anything for free, and you can tell them whoever

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<v Speaker 4>they may be. I am not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Are familiar that this snaprunchy has gathered fabric used for

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<v Speaker 1>creating new ponytail styles? Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to keep calling this number?

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<v Speaker 1>Miss? If you act now, we'll also throw in the

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<v Speaker 1>Turby twist?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you familiar with the am totally familiar. I own

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<v Speaker 2>all of it, and I'm not interested in it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>We have the thirty page Glamour Guide.

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<v Speaker 2>What is your name?

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<v Speaker 1>Michael? Michael what Oppenheimer?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you, mister Oppenheimer, and we're not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Paragami is fun for the children.

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<v Speaker 2>We're actually filing harassment claim. That's why I have you

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone so that your line can be tapped

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<v Speaker 2>into so you can keep talking if you like.

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<v Speaker 1>They can twist their hair into all kinds of vendable shapes.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I am on the website and I see everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Have a nice day.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michaelappenheimer with the ninety set in Japan

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<v Speaker 1>the art of folding papers.

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<v Speaker 4>Called Michael Michael? What part of we're not interested? Do

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<v Speaker 4>you not understand I'd like to.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you something for free at this time.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want anything for free. I don't want anything

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<v Speaker 4>for free. I don't want to pay for anything.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I took your emails?

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<v Speaker 4>Understand that? How about you not interested? I have harassment

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<v Speaker 4>chargers already being brought up on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that the Derby twist is over five

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<v Speaker 1>times as absorbent as tell Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care about anything that you're saying. You are

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<v Speaker 4>doing nothing but harassing me.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only that, but I'm phone tapping you. It's scary Jones,

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<v Speaker 1>Melvis to rand in the Morning Show, you got phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what what, I Am gonna murder that kid

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<v Speaker 2>when she comes hold from the gym. I have the

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<v Speaker 2>police here.

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<v Speaker 4>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all participants.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show