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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Okay, I know this segment is

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Speaker 1: called dirty Little Secret, and I feel like that's exclusive

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Speaker 1: a little bit because you can have a big not

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Speaker 1: as dirty secret, yeah, and you can still tell it.

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Speaker 1: You could have a dirty medium sized secret and still

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Speaker 1: tell it. I would argue that all of the secrets

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Speaker 1: we get are actually big. Yeah, they're usually big dirtyes

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Speaker 1: and not dirty littles. Yeah. But anyway, any kind of

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Speaker 1: secret you want to tell, you can tell it Texan

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Speaker 1: four one O six one. If you have something you

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Speaker 1: want to get off your chest, you can tell it

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Speaker 1: on the show. And of course we'll keep you anonymous

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Speaker 1: so nobody finds out who it really is. We just

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Speaker 1: like here in the tea and on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: is Carol Baskin from down in Florida calling it a secret?

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Speaker 1: Is that going to be the secret? Carol Baskin? Um,

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Speaker 1: that's not my secret? Actually, sound like Carol Baskin? Is

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Speaker 1: this really Carol Baskin? I just gave that name as

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Speaker 1: a joke real quick, off top of my head. How

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Speaker 1: did he know I was gonna say, Carol Baskin? How

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Speaker 1: did he get her on the phone all that? What's

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Speaker 1: your secret? What do you actually want to tell us?

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Speaker 1: I have come so close to killing this at like

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Speaker 1: some like friends barbecues for a while, but I never did.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like really thankful to get this off my chest. Um. So,

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Speaker 1: four years ago, when my daughter was in fifth grade,

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Speaker 1: her teacher was really cute, and we started texting because

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Speaker 1: of some like volunteer thing that he can need your

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Speaker 1: parents to come into. And then one texting thing led

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Speaker 1: to like, hey, let's meet up at a bar because

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Speaker 1: I was closeted him town. So I did were you

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Speaker 1: were you single at the time? Oh? Yeah, totally. I

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Speaker 1: have been divorced from my daughter's dad from like since

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Speaker 1: ten years ago. Okay was he single? He yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: he's very Are you single? Very? Okay? So you guys,

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Speaker 1: so you started texting her fifth grade teacher to meet

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Speaker 1: up to go on dates. Yeah, and this like even

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Speaker 1: like started and ended in that same period. But I

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Speaker 1: just kept it quiet this long because but now I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, you know what, I gotta kill someone. Okay,

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Speaker 1: four years so, I got a question for you about it.

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Speaker 1: Was it a big dirty or a little dirty? Oh?

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Speaker 1: It was a medium plus like a decent a decent

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Speaker 1: dirty okay, Yeah, it was the night that spring break started,

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Speaker 1: and I was going to give him a ride to

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Speaker 1: the airport. I mean, it wasn't like a sure thing,

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Speaker 1: but I was at the bars and he's a little

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Speaker 1: bartender at a really like kind of a swanky bar downtown.

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Speaker 1: He's a teacher. Yeah, he as a Yeah, he's a

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Speaker 1: teacher full time and he has a job at a

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Speaker 1: really like high end restaurant that has a bar area. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, Saturday night, I'm out at the bars

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Speaker 1: and my daughter was having a sleepover, so that was

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Speaker 1: all taken care of. And I'm like, oh, it's so

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Speaker 1: lonely here in the dance floor at x y Z

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Speaker 1: place about you? And He's like, we'll come on over

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Speaker 1: to we're on bartending and we'll see what happens. And

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Speaker 1: so I actually like flogged all of my friends from

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Speaker 1: where we were over to his bar and we had

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Speaker 1: a great time, and I even managed to leave there

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Speaker 1: like with my friends and he was still bartending and

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Speaker 1: I got home. A long story ship, I ended up

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Speaker 1: giving him a ride to the airport, and we had

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Speaker 1: a little bit extra time, and so we ended up

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Speaker 1: cooking all before the all right, so you hooked up

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Speaker 1: with your daughter's fifth grade teacher and only one time

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Speaker 1: or multiple times? This was it? All? Right? And then,

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Speaker 1: so will you ever tell your daughter you think she'll

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Speaker 1: have to be like sith? Yeah, I mean I don't

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Speaker 1: mean like tomorrow, but I mean like when you guys

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Speaker 1: are older, you know, when she's you know, a full

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Speaker 1: on adult. Would you ever think you ever tell her? Um?

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Speaker 1: I think I probably will. Yeah, yeah, just hold off

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Speaker 1: for a while. Yeah yeah, And what age is your

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Speaker 1: hold your daughter? Now? She's only fourteen, so there's still

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Speaker 1: I just can't I know, you got a lot more

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Speaker 1: time left to meet in teachers? Congratulations, Yeah, exactly, Well

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Speaker 1: high school, Yeah, there's like six different different subjects. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: so who I mean, she's still on the stem. Could

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Speaker 1: be a fun couple of years. Yeah, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret?