WEBVTT - Textual Healing: Dog Disturbance

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's brigand Jeffrey and you found the Second Date podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've heard a textual healing before, then you know

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<v Speaker 1>how this works. If you haven't, it's where we have

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<v Speaker 1>a listener write in that needs some help texting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes you just don't know the right words to say.

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<v Speaker 1>You're stuck in a weird situation and.

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<v Speaker 2>Like today's needs help with her neighbor texting.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, yea.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna go through that today in just a second.

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<v Speaker 1>But we always love to start with your comments.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we're okay with it calling a All right,

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<v Speaker 1>your textual healing starts right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think this has ever happened on the show before.

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<v Speaker 4>Where mid call we just had to pause and tell

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<v Speaker 4>the woman on the phone to just breathe. She was

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<v Speaker 4>that worked up, But you know what, you might feel

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<v Speaker 4>the same way if you were in her shoes, dealing

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<v Speaker 4>with her neighbor next door and the tiny problem that's

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<v Speaker 4>been slowly ruining her life. We're gonna try and help

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<v Speaker 4>her fix it with our fingers, all eleven of them,

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<v Speaker 4>and you're gonna hear what that problem was. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>do I use an extra one when I text I

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<v Speaker 4>don't want to know, you'll hear her problem in a

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<v Speaker 4>brand new textual.

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<v Speaker 3>Here why do I ask questions?

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<v Speaker 4>And it's coming up right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Text.

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<v Speaker 4>You will then text you wal there's a saying that

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<v Speaker 4>good fences make good neighbors. Yes, there's another saying that

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<v Speaker 4>says bad neighbors make good fertilizer. I don't support that one,

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<v Speaker 4>but I will say I do see the point, ah,

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<v Speaker 4>because annoying neighbors can really get on your nerves and

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<v Speaker 4>create unnecessarily problems for you in your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's true.

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<v Speaker 4>And apparently there's something that's going on with one of

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<v Speaker 4>our listeners, Allison and her next door neighbor.

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<v Speaker 3>Please tell me the neighbor's still above ground. After Jeffrey's

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<v Speaker 3>intro there, let's find out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, maybe she needs to text the Morgue or something

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<v Speaker 4>to come pick them up. Allison, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Do I need you guys help? Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we're not that close of friends. Man, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>taking one down.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm telling you. I have these neighbors. So a few

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<v Speaker 5>months ago they got this cute white dog and it

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<v Speaker 5>was fine. I heard some barking, and then the barking

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<v Speaker 5>got more. Every single time there's a wind blowing a

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<v Speaker 5>squirrel a rabbit, we have rabbits in the backyard barking,

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<v Speaker 5>driving me nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean really, okay, it feels like you're gonna break

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<v Speaker 1>right now just even talking about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there any way that you could get rid of

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<v Speaker 4>all the squirrels and stop the wind in your neighborhood that.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Yeah, really, so get this. I've already texted neighbors

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<v Speaker 5>and I said, hey, listen because I hate confrontation, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>And I was like, please, the dog's been sparking for

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<v Speaker 5>five hours. Could you just like you maybe take him

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<v Speaker 5>in a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, though, I will say, when we first got

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<v Speaker 1>our dog, we didn't realize that when we would go

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<v Speaker 1>out to the bars at night.

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<v Speaker 3>She would stay out barking all.

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<v Speaker 1>Night, and so finally one of our neighbors wrote us

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<v Speaker 1>a no, and we felt terrible. You know, of course

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't let the dog out at night.

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<v Speaker 3>Anymore appened in my apartment complex.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember one of the gas was like, we didn't

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<v Speaker 4>even know.

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<v Speaker 1>Or.

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<v Speaker 4>So, how did how did your neighbors react when you

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<v Speaker 4>sent that message to them?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, see, now you guys would act like a normal neighbor. Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So they said, all right, we're going to do something

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<v Speaker 5>about it. And then, oh my god, it's the dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, they said that I know you're very wound up

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<v Speaker 4>about this house, and we can understand why. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 4>just relax a second. We're here to help you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>And it sounds like you actually got a decent response

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<v Speaker 4>from that.

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<v Speaker 3>They said they'd take care of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well they didn't. They didn't take care of it at all.

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<v Speaker 5>A matter of fact, the barking got worse. So I

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<v Speaker 5>sent them another text method now we're getting messy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Oh god, what did you say there?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? So I was like please please, and I put

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<v Speaker 5>three pleases, you know, please stop your dog from barking,

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<v Speaker 5>and they just never responded after that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it sounds too polite. No, neighbors don't respond to that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, please, please please is not polite. One please is plate.

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<v Speaker 1>Three pleases is like condescending almost.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, but for the record, the first time I was

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<v Speaker 5>very nice. I mean, this is like the third text

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<v Speaker 5>I've sent. I just I can't take it anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, we could tell. We can tell people than.

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<v Speaker 4>The dogs barking all the time? Are they bad neighbors

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<v Speaker 4>in any other way?

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<v Speaker 5>They're fine everything else I have. There's nothing else wrong really, Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not a complainer. I hate confrontation.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not a complainer, but you will come on the

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<v Speaker 4>radio and voice all the pleasure about it, which is different.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we needed that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, for this segment, we get that healthy, safe place

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<v Speaker 4>to do.

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't want to ruin the relationship, because like

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<v Speaker 1>living next door to someone that you hate or hates

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<v Speaker 1>you is going to be even worse than the dog barking.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, do you remember in New York City a

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<v Speaker 5>really long time ago where that you know, there's the

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<v Speaker 5>son of Sammy's the thing that made him snap with

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<v Speaker 5>the dog barking?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, back to the fertilizer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're not sure one hundred percent if exactly like

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<v Speaker 4>what she wants to do with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Text messag, I don't know if I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>after she just made that reference.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, Alison, what's your overall goal with doing the

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<v Speaker 4>call this way?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? Okay, So here's the thing. I've been listening

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<v Speaker 5>you guys. I love, love, love you guys, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what, these are the people to help me.

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<v Speaker 5>I just know it, And I just want to know.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you all have any kind of like ideas or

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<v Speaker 5>anything I could say? I mean, I just I'm at

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<v Speaker 5>a loss here and I.

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<v Speaker 4>Think you but as far as the goal of the

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<v Speaker 4>texting here, are you trying to say we need to

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<v Speaker 4>figure out one text to get the dog to stop barking?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, well, I mean the first.

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<v Speaker 4>Thing we have to do they agreed to it before,

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<v Speaker 4>but nothing happened.

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<v Speaker 1>But the first thing we have to do is even

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<v Speaker 1>get them to respond again because they have left her on.

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<v Speaker 3>Read they don't like her.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, that's a good point. I think if we text

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<v Speaker 4>you about the dog, they're knocking her answer. It's just

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<v Speaker 4>been the whole vibe of your relationship lately has been

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<v Speaker 4>so serious between you and your neighbors. Maybe we should

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<v Speaker 4>start off on a lighter note with like a dog

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<v Speaker 4>pun or a dog joke, like a knock joke.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I like it? You don't like that, Alexis.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I wouldn't reply to anybody's puns, so maybe

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<v Speaker 2>i'm a background.

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<v Speaker 4>We won't go with the pun to do the knock

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<v Speaker 4>knock route. You're like, knock knock, who's there? Your dog's

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<v Speaker 4>still barking? Dog emotion?

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<v Speaker 5>You know what you guys, humor. I've noticed in my

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<v Speaker 5>whole life humor always worked. I think that's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, that is it. It's a take.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's make sure that we also included it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be the knock knock joke, who's there?

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<v Speaker 3>Your dog?

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<v Speaker 4>Who's there? Your dogs still barking?

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<v Speaker 3>To do that one, they're not going to get it

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<v Speaker 3>to reply to it. It should just be a random

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<v Speaker 3>dog joke. Like I don't know, do I like the

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<v Speaker 3>dog I like the knock knock? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like that's maybe if.

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<v Speaker 5>I put a happy face and it's like you know,

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<v Speaker 5>emojis or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I would take this as route.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to do cry.

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<v Speaker 4>I would literally read this and be like, this is

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<v Speaker 4>the most backhanded I agree, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see what they respond anyway, entertainment, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Like knock knock, guess it's still barking.

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<v Speaker 1>If you add a laughing crying emoji and a cute

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<v Speaker 1>little puppy emoji.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, yeah, that's.

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<v Speaker 4>A great idea, even though this is probably some of

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<v Speaker 4>the worst advice we've ever given. I'd you want to

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<v Speaker 4>try it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's remember it is Jeff's idea.

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<v Speaker 4>I will take full response.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't put it as a paragraph.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good call. Good call. So knock knock, period return.

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<v Speaker 4>They are question mark return. Yes, your dog's still barking emoji,

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<v Speaker 4>laughing emoji and a dog emoji.

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<v Speaker 5>Y got it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to give it a shot. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it's going to get a response.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's going to get a positive response,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's going to get a response.

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<v Speaker 4>That was one of the two goals that we sent,

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<v Speaker 4>so we'd be halfway there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe it'll just haha back all right.

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<v Speaker 4>You know so you sent that out, Alison, Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to come back to warn her neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 4>We could or we're the greatest peacemakers of all time

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<v Speaker 4>and they should use this technique at the United Nations.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna come back and we'll continue with textual healing.

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<v Speaker 4>Right after this, we're on the phone with Alison for

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<v Speaker 4>another segment of textual healing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I'm worried about her heart rate.

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<v Speaker 4>She's stressed out because she has an issue with her

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<v Speaker 4>next door neighbors, who actually, from the sound of it,

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<v Speaker 4>seem like very nice, reasonable people, but they are fed

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<v Speaker 4>up with Alison because Alison keeps texting about their barking dog.

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<v Speaker 4>She's messaged several times before pleading that they get their

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<v Speaker 4>pupp to stay quiet. Nothing has worked, which is why

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<v Speaker 4>Alison came to us for help, and we decided to

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<v Speaker 4>go with a little knock knock dog humor. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 4>we have her texture neighbor knock knock, who's there? Your

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<v Speaker 4>dog still barking in the backyard? Laugh emoji dog emoji?

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<v Speaker 4>Because funny to us, because right, But just one of

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<v Speaker 4>our goals of this whole thing was to get them

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<v Speaker 4>to respond red totally. Alison, have you gotten anything back

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<v Speaker 4>from your neighbors yet?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? My god, I totally got to respond.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, oh my god, is it good or bad?

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<v Speaker 4>Done with our job, our goal?

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<v Speaker 3>I am dying to hear what they said.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, this is what they wrote back. They said,

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<v Speaker 5>we've tried, but Barney needs to express. Barney the dog

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<v Speaker 5>needs to express his emotion, and we took him to

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<v Speaker 5>the vet. This is what our vet said. If we

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<v Speaker 5>get a holistic vet and Barney has to express himself,

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<v Speaker 5>that's what they told me.

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<v Speaker 4>He's barking for his mental health.

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<v Speaker 1>Then my dog sees a holistic vet to holistic the acupuncture.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how do you feel about that? Alison? What's your reaction?

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<v Speaker 5>I am beside myself. I mean, what the world health? Not? Well,

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<v Speaker 5>she has a.

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<v Speaker 4>Holistic you should try barking express Okay, so now we

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<v Speaker 4>need to respond alexis, what do you think you're expert?

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<v Speaker 4>You're an expert at dealing with like high confrontation and

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<v Speaker 4>you love dogs to name.

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<v Speaker 2>That plays the bagpipes and I don't say anything to

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<v Speaker 2>that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but your roommates twin sister is in vet school.

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<v Speaker 3>We're pro dogs. The neighbor actually we usually say it's

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<v Speaker 3>the neighbor's fall.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, let's let's use. I mean, they clearly trust what

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<v Speaker 4>their vet says. Maybe we can go off of something

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<v Speaker 4>like veterinary.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what if we throw some information back at them,

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<v Speaker 1>because I mean the thing with holistic health is sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>there's some gray area. And what if you said that's interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's not saying you agree or disagree with the

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<v Speaker 1>holistic fat you just say that's interesting. Maybe your dog

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<v Speaker 1>could express themselves in other ways, like playing fetch, or

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<v Speaker 1>have you thought about getting one of those doggie pads

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<v Speaker 1>where it talks to you when it pushes the buttle,

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<v Speaker 1>or some.

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<v Speaker 4>Sort of like dog art class that lets you get

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<v Speaker 4>your rage after paint.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know what? Why not? I mean maybe I

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<v Speaker 5>should take a little more calm approach.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like you like it, Allison. Let's text it

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<v Speaker 4>the yeah yeah all right. Let Brooks say that again

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<v Speaker 4>so that Allison can.

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<v Speaker 3>Text you just say that's interesting. Maybe your dog could

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<v Speaker 3>express itself in different ways?

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<v Speaker 4>Good? Perhaps perhaps that.

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<v Speaker 3>Or one of those dog pads where it can talk

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<v Speaker 3>to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, good, good thing. This is a Twitter and you

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<v Speaker 4>don't have like a cap limit on.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean, do you remember I write it down?

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's good because at that point, you're not

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<v Speaker 4>attacking them anymore. You're trying to be helpful and part

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<v Speaker 4>of the solution. And Brooke did a good job. Asking

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<v Speaker 4>questions is good because you're trying to help and learn

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<v Speaker 4>and like it. I know jose Is giving brook the

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<v Speaker 4>credit there, but let's give Alexis credit for that text.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Brooks took the words out of my mouth before

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<v Speaker 2>I say that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like telepathectly, like a deer in a headlight

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<v Speaker 1>when you ask after you stole my answer.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Allison, go ahead send that if you haven't already.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I just sent it. I send it already. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you sound like that sounded like a small dog.

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<v Speaker 5>Bigre shuld stand in the backyard and bark.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, do you work from home? Is that why this

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<v Speaker 1>is such an issue for you? The dog barking?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh, you read my mind. Yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 5>I work from home.

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<v Speaker 3>The mind reader as well. Jeffrey, just to me, can you.

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<v Speaker 4>Guess what they're going to respond with Brooke? What are

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<v Speaker 4>they going to say back to our text?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they're probably gonna shoot down both her ideas.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>That maybe we could send him an Amazon link. Next.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, they just they just responded. They said

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<v Speaker 5>that I have to respect the free will of all creatures,

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<v Speaker 5>and they remained free. And then she said, he chooses

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<v Speaker 5>to be an outside dog, we have to let him

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<v Speaker 5>be free. Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I mean the old answer if is you then

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<v Speaker 1>have to wake up at two in the morning and

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<v Speaker 1>start practicing drums or something.

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<v Speaker 4>You mean in retribution, Well, that's getting ugly.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what maybe I should take You know, my

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<v Speaker 5>mom always used to say, take the high roads, right,

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<v Speaker 5>get high.

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<v Speaker 3>These people aren't even on the road.

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<v Speaker 4>Look. Maybe because maybe we just lean into this even more.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what alexis in her all her wisdom would tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't try and push back constantly, try and lean into it.

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<v Speaker 4>And instead of fight with them, why not say you

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<v Speaker 4>know what you're right? That immediately disarms them. Wait wait, wait, see,

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<v Speaker 4>let me finish your right. Who are we to say

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<v Speaker 4>when and where your dog can bark? I want to

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<v Speaker 4>get to know your dog better. Please let me dogs

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<v Speaker 4>sit further you on your next vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, what do you I don't do you hear Alison?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't trust her being alone.

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<v Speaker 4>When he disappears under your care. It's like it was

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<v Speaker 4>the dog's free will. Who was I to stop your

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<v Speaker 4>dog from to go back to the genius.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not my idea. That is terrible broke.

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<v Speaker 4>No, seriously, though, are you open to like dogs sitting

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<v Speaker 4>and maybe that'll disarm the tension between the two neighbors.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's the thing. I love animals. I just don't want

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<v Speaker 5>them barking in my face twenty four hours a day.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know what, maybe if I got to know him,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, and he is pretty cute, and I don't know,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe I should just I really, maybe I should just

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<v Speaker 5>take the high road, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>And why did you you both take the high road?

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<v Speaker 4>Be nice to the doggie, but leave the front gate

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<v Speaker 4>on lock, just in gage.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that is free will because they're actually going

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<v Speaker 1>against their dogs free will by keeping them in a

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<v Speaker 1>caged Ye.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't care, don't tell them, you know what.

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<v Speaker 5>You're right though. It's an interesting point.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So that's exactly what you should text to your neighbor.

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<v Speaker 3>So we didn't really solve anything.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I think we've at least got the communication going

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<v Speaker 4>between the two neighbors again. And there's not so much

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<v Speaker 4>like anger and animosity between you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know what, you made me laugh. You did

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<v Speaker 5>solve something. You feel good.

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<v Speaker 3>That's our mission, guys, that's what we always wanted. But

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<v Speaker 3>don't actually like lose the dog on purpose. Right, we

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<v Speaker 3>understand that was a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're just kidding.

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<v Speaker 5>No coyotes and stuff, right, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, I'm going to call that a successful

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<v Speaker 4>edition of textual healing because we're out of time here.

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<v Speaker 3>But I like your loose interpretation of success.

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<v Speaker 4>Alexis calls it success, and that's all that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel good about this one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, that wasn't exactly

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<v Speaker 3>how we wanted things to No, not at all. That's

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<v Speaker 3>why you just go back and being passive aggressive with

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<v Speaker 3>your neighbors.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's actually tried to talk to him about the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>But we did have a lot of comments come in

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<v Speaker 1>after this textual healing.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you see, Alexis.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, one person said, maybe some type of

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<v Speaker 2>petibles they should give them to call them now they

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<v Speaker 2>actually have ye dog casually drugging the neighbor's dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's the same stuff we give our dog on

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<v Speaker 1>fourth of July. That neighbor just needs to walk the dog.

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<v Speaker 3>More, honestly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, and then someone else said, I've experienced this type

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<v Speaker 2>of dog barking, and I downloaded an app that transmitted

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<v Speaker 2>the silent ringing noise that.

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<v Speaker 3>Dogs can hear but we can't.

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<v Speaker 2>It worked every time, and my own dog was never affected,

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<v Speaker 2>only the neighbors.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually really, that's correct. How we should have called

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<v Speaker 3>you at the beginning of this phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Though.

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<v Speaker 3>There is seriously an app for everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, honestly, Okay, listen, let's make that sound right now

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<v Speaker 1>for all the dogs listening.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's just our normal voice. Oh yeah, it

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<v Speaker 3>was Alexis. Sorry, you're right, all the gods went crazy

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<v Speaker 3>after you. All right there it is. Thank you so

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