1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: Hey, it's brigand Jeffrey and you found the Second Date podcast. 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 1: If you've heard a textual healing before, then you know 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: how this works. If you haven't, it's where we have 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 1: a listener write in that needs some help texting. Yeah, 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,319 Speaker 1: sometimes you just don't know the right words to say. 6 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: You're stuck in a weird situation and. 7 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,280 Speaker 2: Like today's needs help with her neighbor texting. 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yea. 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,080 Speaker 1: So we're gonna go through that today in just a second. 10 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: But we always love to start with your comments. 11 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 2: You're tea said found you guys on TikTok, decided to 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 2: search you up on Spotify. 13 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 3: Now. 14 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 2: I listen to you guys every day when I'm walking, driving, drawing, learning, 15 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 2: et cetera. I've listened to every single episode from twenty 16 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 2: twelve until now. 17 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:41,240 Speaker 3: You guys are amazing love from Lithuania. Oh that's so cool. Great, 18 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 3: we know et cetera is going to the bathroom. 19 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're okay with it calling a All right, 20 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: your textual healing starts right now. 21 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 4: I don't think this has ever happened on the show before. 22 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:56,000 Speaker 4: Where mid call we just had to pause and tell 23 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 4: the woman on the phone to just breathe. She was 24 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 4: that worked up, But you know what, you might feel 25 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 4: the same way if you were in her shoes, dealing 26 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 4: with her neighbor next door and the tiny problem that's 27 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 4: been slowly ruining her life. We're gonna try and help 28 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 4: her fix it with our fingers, all eleven of them, 29 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 4: and you're gonna hear what that problem was. We're gonna 30 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 4: do I use an extra one when I text I 31 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 4: don't want to know, you'll hear her problem in a 32 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,759 Speaker 4: brand new textual. 33 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 3: Here why do I ask questions? 34 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,639 Speaker 4: And it's coming up right after this. 35 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: Text. 36 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:47,039 Speaker 4: You will then text you wal there's a saying that 37 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 4: good fences make good neighbors. Yes, there's another saying that 38 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 4: says bad neighbors make good fertilizer. I don't support that one, 39 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 4: but I will say I do see the point, ah, 40 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 4: because annoying neighbors can really get on your nerves and 41 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 4: create unnecessarily problems for you in your life. 42 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 3: Okay, that's true. 43 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 4: And apparently there's something that's going on with one of 44 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,640 Speaker 4: our listeners, Allison and her next door neighbor. 45 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 3: Please tell me the neighbor's still above ground. After Jeffrey's 46 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 3: intro there, let's find out. 47 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,799 Speaker 4: Yes, maybe she needs to text the Morgue or something 48 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 4: to come pick them up. Allison, how you doing? 49 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 5: Oh? Do I need you guys help? Oh my gosh. 50 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 3: Oh we're not that close of friends. Man, I'm not 51 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 3: taking one down. 52 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 5: I'm telling you. I have these neighbors. So a few 53 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 5: months ago they got this cute white dog and it 54 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 5: was fine. I heard some barking, and then the barking 55 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 5: got more. Every single time there's a wind blowing a 56 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 5: squirrel a rabbit, we have rabbits in the backyard barking, 57 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 5: driving me nuts. 58 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: I mean really, okay, it feels like you're gonna break 59 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: right now just even talking about it. 60 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 4: Is there any way that you could get rid of 61 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 4: all the squirrels and stop the wind in your neighborhood that. 62 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 3: I like that? 63 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, really, so get this. I've already texted neighbors 64 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 5: and I said, hey, listen because I hate confrontation, you know, 65 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 5: And I was like, please, the dog's been sparking for 66 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 5: five hours. Could you just like you maybe take him 67 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 5: in a little bit. 68 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: You know, though, I will say, when we first got 69 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: our dog, we didn't realize that when we would go 70 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: out to the bars at night. 71 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 3: She would stay out barking all. 72 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: Night, and so finally one of our neighbors wrote us 73 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: a no, and we felt terrible. You know, of course 74 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: we didn't let the dog out at night. 75 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 3: Anymore appened in my apartment complex. 76 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 4: I remember one of the gas was like, we didn't 77 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 4: even know. 78 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: Or. 79 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 4: So, how did how did your neighbors react when you 80 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 4: sent that message to them? 81 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 5: Well, see, now you guys would act like a normal neighbor. Okay. 82 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 5: So they said, all right, we're going to do something 83 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 5: about it. And then, oh my god, it's the dog. 84 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 4: Anyway, they said that I know you're very wound up 85 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 4: about this house, and we can understand why. Yeah, but 86 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 4: just relax a second. We're here to help you. Yeah, 87 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 4: And it sounds like you actually got a decent response 88 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 4: from that. 89 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 3: They said they'd take care of it. 90 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 5: Well they didn't. They didn't take care of it at all. 91 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 5: A matter of fact, the barking got worse. So I 92 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 5: sent them another text method now we're getting messy. 93 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,039 Speaker 4: Okay, Oh god, what did you say there? 94 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,599 Speaker 5: Okay? So I was like please please, and I put 95 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 5: three pleases, you know, please stop your dog from barking, 96 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 5: and they just never responded after that. 97 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds too polite. No, neighbors don't respond to that. 98 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 3: No, please, please please is not polite. One please is plate. 99 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: Three pleases is like condescending almost. 100 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 5: Okay, but for the record, the first time I was 101 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 5: very nice. I mean, this is like the third text 102 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 5: I've sent. I just I can't take it anymore. 103 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we could tell. We can tell people than. 104 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,479 Speaker 4: The dogs barking all the time? Are they bad neighbors 105 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 4: in any other way? 106 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 5: They're fine everything else I have. There's nothing else wrong really, Okay, Okay, 107 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 5: I'm not a complainer. I hate confrontation. 108 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 4: You're not a complainer, but you will come on the 109 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 4: radio and voice all the pleasure about it, which is different. 110 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, we needed that. 111 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, for this segment, we get that healthy, safe place 112 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 4: to do. 113 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: So you don't want to ruin the relationship, because like 114 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaker 1: living next door to someone that you hate or hates 115 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 1: you is going to be even worse than the dog barking. 116 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 5: Yes, yes, do you remember in New York City a 117 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 5: really long time ago where that you know, there's the 118 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 5: son of Sammy's the thing that made him snap with 119 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,280 Speaker 5: the dog barking? 120 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 3: Okay, back to the fertilizer. 121 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:48,039 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not sure one hundred percent if exactly like 122 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 4: what she wants to do with this. 123 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: Text messag, I don't know if I want to know 124 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: after she just made that reference. 125 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 4: I mean, Alison, what's your overall goal with doing the 126 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 4: call this way? 127 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 5: All right? Okay, So here's the thing. I've been listening 128 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 5: you guys. I love, love, love you guys, and I thought, 129 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 5: you know what, these are the people to help me. 130 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 5: I just know it, And I just want to know. 131 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 5: Do you all have any kind of like ideas or 132 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 5: anything I could say? I mean, I just I'm at 133 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:12,840 Speaker 5: a loss here and I. 134 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 4: Think you but as far as the goal of the 135 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 4: texting here, are you trying to say we need to 136 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 4: figure out one text to get the dog to stop barking? 137 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 5: Yes? 138 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, well, I mean the first. 139 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 4: Thing we have to do they agreed to it before, 140 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 4: but nothing happened. 141 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: But the first thing we have to do is even 142 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: get them to respond again because they have left her on. 143 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 3: Read they don't like her. 144 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 4: Right, that's a good point. I think if we text 145 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 4: you about the dog, they're knocking her answer. It's just 146 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 4: been the whole vibe of your relationship lately has been 147 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,559 Speaker 4: so serious between you and your neighbors. Maybe we should 148 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 4: start off on a lighter note with like a dog 149 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 4: pun or a dog joke, like a knock joke. 150 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,039 Speaker 3: I don't I like it? You don't like that, Alexis. 151 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't reply to anybody's puns, so maybe 152 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 2: i'm a background. 153 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 4: We won't go with the pun to do the knock 154 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 4: knock route. You're like, knock knock, who's there? Your dog's 155 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 4: still barking? Dog emotion? 156 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 5: You know what you guys, humor. I've noticed in my 157 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 5: whole life humor always worked. I think that's a great idea. 158 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 3: All right, that is it. It's a take. 159 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 1: So let's make sure that we also included it's going 160 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: to be the knock knock joke, who's there? 161 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 3: Your dog? 162 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 4: Who's there? Your dogs still barking? 163 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 3: To do that one, they're not going to get it 164 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 3: to reply to it. It should just be a random 165 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,440 Speaker 3: dog joke. Like I don't know, do I like the 166 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 3: dog I like the knock knock? Yeah? 167 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 4: I feel like that's maybe if. 168 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 5: I put a happy face and it's like you know, 169 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 5: emojis or something. 170 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 4: I would take this as route. 171 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 3: You need to do cry. 172 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,280 Speaker 4: I would literally read this and be like, this is 173 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,920 Speaker 4: the most backhanded I agree, but. 174 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 3: I want to see what they respond anyway, entertainment, all right. 175 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 4: Like knock knock, guess it's still barking. 176 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 1: If you add a laughing crying emoji and a cute 177 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 1: little puppy emoji. 178 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,040 Speaker 3: Like, yeah, yeah, that's. 179 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 4: A great idea, even though this is probably some of 180 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,400 Speaker 4: the worst advice we've ever given. I'd you want to 181 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 4: try it. 182 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's remember it is Jeff's idea. 183 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 4: I will take full response. 184 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 3: Don't put it as a paragraph. 185 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 4: That's a good call. Good call. So knock knock, period return. 186 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 4: They are question mark return. Yes, your dog's still barking emoji, 187 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 4: laughing emoji and a dog emoji. 188 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 5: Y got it. 189 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 4: I'm going to give it a shot. Oh my god. 190 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 3: You know it's going to get a response. 191 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,800 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's going to get a positive response, 192 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: but it's going to get a response. 193 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 4: That was one of the two goals that we sent, 194 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 4: so we'd be halfway there. 195 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it'll just haha back all right. 196 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 4: You know so you sent that out, Alison, Yeah, okay. 197 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,679 Speaker 3: We're going to come back to warn her neighborhood. 198 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 4: We could or we're the greatest peacemakers of all time 199 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 4: and they should use this technique at the United Nations. 200 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,400 Speaker 4: We're gonna come back and we'll continue with textual healing. 201 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 4: Right after this, we're on the phone with Alison for 202 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 4: another segment of textual healing. 203 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm worried about her heart rate. 204 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 4: She's stressed out because she has an issue with her 205 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 4: next door neighbors, who actually, from the sound of it, 206 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 4: seem like very nice, reasonable people, but they are fed 207 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 4: up with Alison because Alison keeps texting about their barking dog. 208 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:29,199 Speaker 4: She's messaged several times before pleading that they get their 209 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,440 Speaker 4: pupp to stay quiet. Nothing has worked, which is why 210 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,680 Speaker 4: Alison came to us for help, and we decided to 211 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,200 Speaker 4: go with a little knock knock dog humor. Yes, and 212 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 4: we have her texture neighbor knock knock, who's there? Your 213 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,600 Speaker 4: dog still barking in the backyard? Laugh emoji dog emoji? 214 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:50,360 Speaker 4: Because funny to us, because right, But just one of 215 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 4: our goals of this whole thing was to get them 216 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 4: to respond red totally. Alison, have you gotten anything back 217 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 4: from your neighbors yet? 218 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,680 Speaker 5: Oh? My god, I totally got to respond. 219 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, is it good or bad? 220 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 4: Done with our job, our goal? 221 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 3: I am dying to hear what they said. 222 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, this is what they wrote back. They said, 223 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 5: we've tried, but Barney needs to express. Barney the dog 224 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,960 Speaker 5: needs to express his emotion, and we took him to 225 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 5: the vet. This is what our vet said. If we 226 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 5: get a holistic vet and Barney has to express himself, 227 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 5: that's what they told me. 228 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:30,040 Speaker 4: He's barking for his mental health. 229 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:37,679 Speaker 1: Then my dog sees a holistic vet to holistic the acupuncture. 230 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you feel about that? Alison? What's your reaction? 231 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 5: I am beside myself. I mean, what the world health? Not? Well, 232 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:52,360 Speaker 5: she has a. 233 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:57,240 Speaker 4: Holistic you should try barking express Okay, so now we 234 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:01,200 Speaker 4: need to respond alexis, what do you think you're expert? 235 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:05,720 Speaker 4: You're an expert at dealing with like high confrontation and 236 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,360 Speaker 4: you love dogs to name. 237 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,120 Speaker 2: That plays the bagpipes and I don't say anything to 238 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:10,520 Speaker 2: that guy. 239 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, but your roommates twin sister is in vet school. 240 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 3: We're pro dogs. The neighbor actually we usually say it's 241 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,079 Speaker 3: the neighbor's fall. 242 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 4: Well, let's let's use. I mean, they clearly trust what 243 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,720 Speaker 4: their vet says. Maybe we can go off of something 244 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,080 Speaker 4: like veterinary. 245 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, what if we throw some information back at them, 246 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: because I mean the thing with holistic health is sometimes 247 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 1: there's some gray area. And what if you said that's interesting, 248 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,439 Speaker 1: Because that's not saying you agree or disagree with the 249 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: holistic fat you just say that's interesting. Maybe your dog 250 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 1: could express themselves in other ways, like playing fetch, or 251 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,320 Speaker 1: have you thought about getting one of those doggie pads 252 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,680 Speaker 1: where it talks to you when it pushes the buttle, 253 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 1: or some. 254 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,560 Speaker 4: Sort of like dog art class that lets you get 255 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 4: your rage after paint. 256 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:05,160 Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what? Why not? I mean maybe I 257 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,080 Speaker 5: should take a little more calm approach. 258 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,280 Speaker 4: It sounds like you like it, Allison. Let's text it 259 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 4: the yeah yeah all right. Let Brooks say that again 260 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,280 Speaker 4: so that Allison can. 261 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 3: Text you just say that's interesting. Maybe your dog could 262 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,680 Speaker 3: express itself in different ways? 263 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,000 Speaker 4: Good? Perhaps perhaps that. 264 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:25,480 Speaker 3: Or one of those dog pads where it can talk 265 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:25,800 Speaker 3: to you. 266 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,680 Speaker 4: Okay, good, good thing. This is a Twitter and you 267 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 4: don't have like a cap limit on. 268 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, do you remember I write it down? 269 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 4: I think that's good because at that point, you're not 270 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 4: attacking them anymore. You're trying to be helpful and part 271 00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:41,000 Speaker 4: of the solution. And Brooke did a good job. Asking 272 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 4: questions is good because you're trying to help and learn 273 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,800 Speaker 4: and like it. I know jose Is giving brook the 274 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 4: credit there, but let's give Alexis credit for that text. 275 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:53,960 Speaker 2: Okay, Brooks took the words out of my mouth before 276 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,560 Speaker 2: I say that. 277 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,600 Speaker 1: It was like telepathectly, like a deer in a headlight 278 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 1: when you ask after you stole my answer. 279 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, Allison, go ahead send that if you haven't already. 280 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 5: Okay, I just sent it. I send it already. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay. 281 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,439 Speaker 3: All right, you sound like that sounded like a small dog. 282 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,080 Speaker 5: Bigre shuld stand in the backyard and bark. 283 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: Right, do you work from home? Is that why this 284 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 1: is such an issue for you? The dog barking? 285 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,839 Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you read my mind. Yes, I do. 286 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:23,960 Speaker 5: I work from home. 287 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 3: The mind reader as well. Jeffrey, just to me, can you. 288 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 4: Guess what they're going to respond with Brooke? What are 289 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 4: they going to say back to our text? 290 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:38,200 Speaker 1: Well, they're probably gonna shoot down both her ideas. 291 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,439 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 292 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,560 Speaker 3: That maybe we could send him an Amazon link. Next. 293 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,360 Speaker 5: Oh my god, they just they just responded. They said 294 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,839 Speaker 5: that I have to respect the free will of all creatures, 295 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,760 Speaker 5: and they remained free. And then she said, he chooses 296 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,280 Speaker 5: to be an outside dog, we have to let him 297 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 5: be free. Oh my god, Oh my god. 298 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:03,600 Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the old answer if is you then 299 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,320 Speaker 1: have to wake up at two in the morning and 300 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 1: start practicing drums or something. 301 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,839 Speaker 4: You mean in retribution, Well, that's getting ugly. 302 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,920 Speaker 5: You know what maybe I should take You know, my 303 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,439 Speaker 5: mom always used to say, take the high roads, right, 304 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 5: get high. 305 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 3: These people aren't even on the road. 306 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 4: Look. Maybe because maybe we just lean into this even more. 307 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,080 Speaker 4: That's what alexis in her all her wisdom would tell you. 308 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 4: Don't try and push back constantly, try and lean into it. 309 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,080 Speaker 4: And instead of fight with them, why not say you 310 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 4: know what you're right? That immediately disarms them. Wait wait, wait, see, 311 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,920 Speaker 4: let me finish your right. Who are we to say 312 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 4: when and where your dog can bark? I want to 313 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 4: get to know your dog better. Please let me dogs 314 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,280 Speaker 4: sit further you on your next vacation. 315 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 1: Excuse me, what do you I don't do you hear Alison? 316 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 3: I don't trust her being alone. 317 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,440 Speaker 4: When he disappears under your care. It's like it was 318 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,080 Speaker 4: the dog's free will. Who was I to stop your 319 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,560 Speaker 4: dog from to go back to the genius. 320 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:15,000 Speaker 3: This is not my idea. That is terrible broke. 321 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 4: No, seriously, though, are you open to like dogs sitting 322 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,640 Speaker 4: and maybe that'll disarm the tension between the two neighbors. 323 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 5: Here's the thing. I love animals. I just don't want 324 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 5: them barking in my face twenty four hours a day. 325 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,840 Speaker 5: But you know what, maybe if I got to know him, 326 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,800 Speaker 5: you know, and he is pretty cute, and I don't know, 327 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 5: maybe I should just I really, maybe I should just 328 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 5: take the high road, you know. 329 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,880 Speaker 4: And why did you you both take the high road? 330 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,360 Speaker 4: Be nice to the doggie, but leave the front gate 331 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 4: on lock, just in gage. 332 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,080 Speaker 1: I mean that is free will because they're actually going 333 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,960 Speaker 1: against their dogs free will by keeping them in a 334 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 1: caged Ye. 335 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 4: Don't care, don't tell them, you know what. 336 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,960 Speaker 5: You're right though. It's an interesting point. 337 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,680 Speaker 4: Okay, So that's exactly what you should text to your neighbor. 338 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 3: So we didn't really solve anything. 339 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,080 Speaker 4: Well, I think we've at least got the communication going 340 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 4: between the two neighbors again. And there's not so much 341 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 4: like anger and animosity between you. 342 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, you made me laugh. You did 343 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 5: solve something. You feel good. 344 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 3: That's our mission, guys, that's what we always wanted. But 345 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,240 Speaker 3: don't actually like lose the dog on purpose. Right, we 346 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 3: understand that was a joke. 347 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just kidding. 348 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:30,760 Speaker 5: No coyotes and stuff, right, no, no, no. 349 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,120 Speaker 4: All right, Well, I'm going to call that a successful 350 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,400 Speaker 4: edition of textual healing because we're out of time here. 351 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,600 Speaker 3: But I like your loose interpretation of success. 352 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 4: Alexis calls it success, and that's all that. 353 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 2: I feel good about this one. 354 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 355 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, that wasn't exactly 356 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 3: how we wanted things to No, not at all. That's 357 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,640 Speaker 3: why you just go back and being passive aggressive with 358 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 3: your neighbors. 359 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,000 Speaker 4: You know. 360 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 3: And he's actually tried to talk to him about the problem. 361 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 1: But we did have a lot of comments come in 362 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 1: after this textual healing. 363 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 3: What did you see, Alexis. 364 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,000 Speaker 2: Well, you know, one person said, maybe some type of 365 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,440 Speaker 2: petibles they should give them to call them now they 366 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 2: actually have ye dog casually drugging the neighbor's dog. 367 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,879 Speaker 1: Yes, it's the same stuff we give our dog on 368 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:21,200 Speaker 1: fourth of July. That neighbor just needs to walk the dog. 369 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,680 Speaker 3: More, honestly. Yeah. 370 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,920 Speaker 2: Oh, and then someone else said, I've experienced this type 371 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 2: of dog barking, and I downloaded an app that transmitted 372 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,199 Speaker 2: the silent ringing noise that. 373 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,879 Speaker 3: Dogs can hear but we can't. 374 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,359 Speaker 2: It worked every time, and my own dog was never affected, 375 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,360 Speaker 2: only the neighbors. 376 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 3: That's actually really, that's correct. How we should have called 377 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 3: you at the beginning of this phone. 378 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:42,440 Speaker 5: Though. 379 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 3: There is seriously an app for everything. 380 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, Okay, listen, let's make that sound right now 381 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,720 Speaker 1: for all the dogs listening. 382 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,119 Speaker 3: I think that's just our normal voice. Oh yeah, it 383 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 3: was Alexis. Sorry, you're right, all the gods went crazy 384 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,119 Speaker 3: after you. All right there it is. Thank you so 385 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,000 Speaker 3: much for being here. 386 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,320 Speaker 1: Please hit that subscribe button and tomorrow starts our countdown 387 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,879 Speaker 1: the top ten second dates of the year. 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