1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: Coming up in four minutes after the hour. It's my 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject is keeping a secret 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 1: always backfires always. We'll get into that in just a bit, 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the nephew and 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: the prank phone call for today. What you got for us? Now? Well, 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: it's Monday, and uh, it's time to be stupid. It's 7 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: time to be just straight stupid. It's yes, yes, every 8 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: day Monday. Yeah. Yeah, that's great, great stupid. I'm gonna 9 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: be great stupid. The title is six to ten six 10 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 1: two teams. You understand that this is not keep that 11 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,319 Speaker 1: in your head, fix to team. Okay, alright, stay with 12 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: that and listen to this and watch Tommy go straight ignorant, 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: got dog? If you could Hello, Hello, listen, Latrenda. Who 14 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 1: it is? You work at same with SA? Yes? I do? 15 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 1: Who is this? Okay? Was you there? Did you work 16 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six to close? Yeah? 17 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who who is this? Hey? 18 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 1: My name is Ralph, and I basically uh uh, you know, 19 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 1: looked around to try and get your phone numb. I 20 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: got a bit of a complaint out. Wait wait wait, wait, 21 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: wait you're calling me with a complaint on my cell phone. 22 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? I've done the research to 23 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 1: get your number, man, And what I'm calling you about is, 24 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: while I was in there getting the sandwich and eating, 25 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 1: I'm realizing that you came out of the bathroom without 26 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: washing your hands. And which First of all, you need 27 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: to be calling the corporate headquarters if you got a 28 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 1: complaint or you got that eight hunter number on the 29 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: back of your receipt. Don't be calling my cell phone. 30 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: Whoever gave your gave you myself on a whoof Dad. Hey, listen, listen. 31 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 1: The problem is is that you're coming out not washing 32 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: your hands. No, No, the problem I don't never come 33 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: out and not wash my hands. First of all, I'm 34 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: working I've been working out for three years. Be coming 35 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: to me with no books that I had a aim 36 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: out and I wash my hands. I guess you ain't 37 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: been washing your hands for three years, and you you're 38 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: you're coming out, you know, unsanitizing this way you're treating people. 39 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 1: Don't First of all, don't be calling my phone talking behind. 40 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 1: I ain't washed my hands, like I said, I've been 41 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,640 Speaker 1: there three years, I've been employer of the month six times. 42 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: Don't be coming to me with a noether of this before. 43 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 1: I don't like how you employ You must be the 44 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: nasty employer of the month because you're coming out you're 45 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: not washing your hand. I saw you scratch your head 46 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 1: and you ain't putting who else always for gloves on 47 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: my hand? You ain't have my gloves. We don't know 48 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: who the hell you think you are. But don't be 49 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: calling my phone with this. You need to be calling 50 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: headquarters if you got to complaint. I'll tell you what. 51 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming at a mom to 52 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 1: see if you're gonna be up in there with some 53 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: gloves on, or you're gonna come out there out of 54 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 1: the bathroom again with the same thing. Come on up there. 55 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there from six to close, sixty close, 56 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: And I bet you if you come up to them all, 57 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,920 Speaker 1: I don't make a sandwich, you'all you're gonna do what 58 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it sandwich. Who you think you're talking to? Yo? 59 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: You said your name was around right. Don't me calling 60 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: my phone with this. Hey, let me tell you something. 61 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 1: All I'm saying to you is this right here? If 62 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: I come up in there tomorrow and find out you 63 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,079 Speaker 1: ain't got some gloves. Oh you're mess. I get who 64 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna with mine. You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm 65 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: gonna be up there from six to ten. I ain't 66 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 1: gonna call nobody. Ain't calling my brothers, my cousin, my 67 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: uncle or nothing. I'm a whop by myself. Excuse me. 68 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,119 Speaker 1: You're gonna you you're gonna try to take on them. Man, 69 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said. 70 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,519 Speaker 1: You'll need to get you a little man. Sit behind 71 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: in the bathroom and wash your hands and keep doing 72 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: them on your head because you don't be coming to 73 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: some people food like that. Bring your throwing up there 74 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: six to ten. You know where I work? Six sticks 75 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 1: in and I'm gonna whoop y'all. Who do you think 76 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: you're talking to? I don't even know who you are, 77 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna know your tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. 78 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:00,040 Speaker 1: Bring your throwing up there, six sticks in and I'm on, 79 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: whoof y'all, I'm coming up to them. Come on, I'm 80 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: not holing up to themorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna 81 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: show you how to be sanitized. I'm gonna be with 82 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,040 Speaker 1: some gloves on. Do you hear me? You're gonna be mine? 83 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: And you steady talking about woman, let's loose. Bring you 84 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: it's up there and we're gonna see who's gonna get there? Who? 85 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,720 Speaker 1: What kind man is you? Anyways? To be talking about 86 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: fighting a walk? You will? And you have what what 87 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: you called me? Um? See tek you? I'm coming up 88 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: to to see you tomorrow. Is you is? You're gonna 89 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:37,239 Speaker 1: be ready? Whant to get up there? What kind you anyway? 90 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: Y'all call up and talking about you're gonna fight female 91 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: with some hand washing? Bring your first and I'm gonna 92 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: show you what it is. Sixty kids, I'm gonna be 93 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,479 Speaker 1: here a matter of fact, I'm gona be there at 94 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 1: five forty five. Bring you stop for five o'clock in 95 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,480 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna whof y'all. Who'd your third? You're talking 96 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 1: to me? I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to bring come 97 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: for tomorrow six to ship. You're gonna see, You're gonna 98 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: see what's up. I've got one of my friends to 99 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 1: see to you for her. Come up there to morrow. 100 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: You got to say, I don't care I'm gonna yo 101 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: say that I got one more thing. Listen to what 102 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: you listen what what? This is a few timmy from 103 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:24,039 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Shoot. Who you you say? Who? Hey, 104 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: there is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 105 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: You just got franked by your co workers. Man, you man, see, man, 106 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 1: y'all got me. Man, I's like sixt in the mall. 107 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 1: I got something for her. She's gonna have to watch 108 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: her back every hour, every hour on the hour. I 109 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: got something for her. I ain't gonna hurt her, but 110 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna do it in tomorrow. Believe that was 111 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,719 Speaker 1: you ready though I was, Hell yeah, I'm gonna Man. 112 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: You don't even know if you had a story for you. 113 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 1: You're just like y'a is gonna pull meAll And that 114 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 1: probably wouldn't have been enough either. Hey, I got one 115 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,720 Speaker 1: more thing. That is your baby, girl? What is what 116 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: is the baddest radio station in the land. You already 117 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: know Steve Harley Morning. I'm just gonna see it six 118 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: to ten, six ten six, come on and get some 119 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 1: of this for four hours. I'm gonna whoop your behind 120 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 1: was not with you? First of all, let's stop right there, lad, 121 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: trend I'm loving. Why do you even call somebody name 122 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 1: to trender? Yeah, like it was gonna go good? That 123 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: sounds like a whooping door. Yeah yeah, let's trend. Hello, 124 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:45,160 Speaker 1: just aggressive, we already ready? Yeah, all day black people. 125 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: Black people always want to hold on, hold on. First 126 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 1: of all, who care you my number? That's burnt number? 127 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: Who cat you my number? She was employee of the 128 00:06:54,120 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: month six times, six times. I washed my hands, but you, 129 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 1: but you told her she was nasty, nasty, nasty employer 130 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: of the month. You're coming here with your nasty hands. 131 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: You ain't putting the gloves. Yeah, I'm talking to you. 132 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: Yes I am. I don't need my brothers, all my cousins. 133 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: I'm ana whop your behind myself not playing. I love 134 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: the faction said what you're doing? Call it. You're supposed 135 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: to call the number on the back of every seat. 136 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,560 Speaker 1: That one ain't hunting number. You wanna calls food? Yeah 137 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: I didn't even know. I didn't know there was a 138 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: number on the back of her seats. I take that, 139 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: Latrenda Lendor All right, well, let's talk about where stupid 140 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,440 Speaker 1: is going, because stupid is uh, stupid is on the way. 141 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 1: That's Beaumont. We ain't even got to talk about the 142 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 1: Beaumont already know you already know what's that the Julie 143 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: Rodgers Theater. We ain't got to talk about it. You 144 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 1: already know what's Saturday night, March nineteen. You already know 145 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: these things? Do you know how much stupid is coming 146 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: your way? May the fact? Ain't you smoke to get 147 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:04,239 Speaker 1: a chick? If you start the fast stud if you're crazy, 148 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: ain't just get a chick? Yeah? Yeah, So that's a 149 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: lot of back page for you. You gonna you can retire? 150 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: Really anyway, I'm coming your waite baby tickets on sale 151 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: right now. Come see what the fuss is all about. 152 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 1: It's the nephew. Oh my god. Uh new attitude, new jokes, 153 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: new look, new new, new, new sexy all that that's 154 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:28,840 Speaker 1: so come get it. Sexy. That's better than an old sexy? 155 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:34,079 Speaker 1: What was I not sexy? Friday Night? On? Ready to Love? 156 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 1: What's I not sex? What I love? Ready to love? 157 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 1: What's I not sex? That's what I got for you 158 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,960 Speaker 1: coming up next? Thank you? You subject that ain't answering 159 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 1: my question? Keeping a secret always backfires. That's the subject 160 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,319 Speaker 1: of The Strawberry Letter will get into that. Right after this, 161 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show