Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Glaser post.
Speaker 2: Here's Nikki.
Speaker 3: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's the
Speaker 3: Nikki Glaser Podcast. Fresh off the super Bowl, recording this
Speaker 3: on Monday morning, got back from New Orleans to Saint
Speaker 3: Louis after being I haven't been in Saint Louis for
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks now, but landed at I think
Speaker 3: nine am. Took an hour ago. Yeah, and I took
Speaker 3: a nap, so I'm freshly out of.
Speaker 4: A nap.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I definitely I'm wearing song glasses right now
Speaker 3: because I have indents in my face from the sleep mask.
Speaker 4: I was going real hard and my.
Speaker 3: Face is real puffed up and just like really collect
Speaker 3: like a memory foam mattress, collecting like every little touch
Speaker 3: of things. So I have the sunglasses on. Just ate
Speaker 3: too much salt this week and just you know, just
Speaker 3: been super Bowl.
Speaker 5: Out of all the holidays, first of all, the super Bowl,
Speaker 5: I think is the second most American, the second most
Speaker 5: American holiday.
Speaker 1: It's like really defines.
Speaker 4: America Halloween or something. Four number that's kind.
Speaker 5: Of maybe Thanksgivings number two, but it's top three. Super
Speaker 5: Bowl should be a national holiday. But I would say
Speaker 5: that you're right. I think out of all of the holidays,
Speaker 5: Super Bowl is the most salt food consumed holiday, saltiest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even if you try to eat healthy, like, well,
Speaker 3: that's what healthy is is they just put lots of
Speaker 3: salt and sugar and things, and then it's like fat
Speaker 3: free and everyone thinks it's fine because we are all
Speaker 3: still brainwashed from the nineties when fat was the enemy,
Speaker 3: and why wouldn't it be it's called fat and you're
Speaker 3: trying not to be fat. Yeah, no fat phobia here.
Speaker 3: I mean, like the culture says you shouldn't be fat,
Speaker 3: and then the thing there's an agree in food called fat.
Speaker 4: You know what it reminds me of.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of when you were listening to the
Speaker 3: radio and there is an option. I always as a
Speaker 3: kid was like, why is there an option to turn
Speaker 3: down one instrument? Like why is there only an option
Speaker 3: to turn down the bass guitar?
Speaker 4: Like why is it? And then the trouble.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what the trouble was, but I
Speaker 3: was like, there's two instruments that they're like some people
Speaker 3: just don't want them in their music and to me,
Speaker 3: the bass is it's not always the bass guitar, but
Speaker 3: a lot of times the sound of bass is a
Speaker 3: bass guitar. And it's the same thing. It's like you
Speaker 3: you it's named for a thing that it doesn't represent.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm trying to say. Do you
Speaker 3: know what I'm trying to say? Kind of anyway, I
Speaker 3: ate a lot of salt. I like soy sauce, and
Speaker 3: I like skinny pop, and I like mustard.
Speaker 4: And I had a pretzel and.
Speaker 5: Mix it, put it in a bag, eat it up,
Speaker 5: called the New Orleans sandwich.
Speaker 4: Then I get a lot of fruit because that's like
Speaker 4: all they have.
Speaker 3: The game is like, if you're a vegan, it's like
Speaker 3: a pretzel is the only vegan thing and it's probably
Speaker 3: not has butter on it.
Speaker 4: But like, what am I gonna do? I just can't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not real spray butter, fake oil, probably hydrogenized fats,
Speaker 5: probably not probably.
Speaker 3: Hydrogenated soybean oil. Okay, Yeah, that's that's right. Thank you
Speaker 3: for making me feel better about it.
Speaker 4: You know, like I've taken away there.
Speaker 1: We're spending money on butter.
Speaker 3: A great vegan but you're right, you're right, it probably
Speaker 3: is fake. So it's just like gross.
Speaker 5: And how was the super Dome? So you went to
Speaker 5: the Super Bowl? Yeah, not but one day ago actually.
Speaker 1: Ago.
Speaker 3: I was hair and makeup for the Super Bowl. Yeah,
Speaker 3: time yesterday.
Speaker 5: Glorious super Dome in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Speaker 1: How was that? They say that that's one of the
Speaker 1: best stadiums in the country. Now, you've been a lot.
Speaker 3: I have been to a lot, and I've actually been
Speaker 3: there for Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been to.
Speaker 3: I saw Aras tour there and I saw a lot
Speaker 3: of footage of it.
Speaker 4: During the flood, which do they name the flood? Was
Speaker 4: there a hurk? Was it named? What was it named?
Speaker 1: Oh Katrina, like two thousand and four.
Speaker 4: If I think it was.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, that like kind of that's what sticks
Speaker 3: in my head that.
Speaker 4: You're like Tate McCrae with the score.
Speaker 3: Whoa wait what Pate McCrae predicted the score she were
Speaker 3: going to win and the score would be forty to
Speaker 3: twenty two in December on a TikTok?
Speaker 1: How did she do what?
Speaker 4: She was just like randomly guessing. I mean, it's like it's.
Speaker 1: It's not even like the hap that happens twenty two.
Speaker 4: Is she goes for forty twenty two and because there
Speaker 4: was yeah in December.
Speaker 5: Against the Chiefs or did she no? No, that is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Wow, it was really cool.
Speaker 3: And she's not even American, she's from Canada. Yeah, she
Speaker 3: goes is this a football thing? Like she didn't even understand,
Speaker 3: like what would mean?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Well that makes me like Tate McCray more.
Speaker 3: The Super the Dome was like, I'm gonna be honest, like, fine,
Speaker 3: I can't really compare it to other places, Like I
Speaker 3: really like an outdoor stadium, so that's always just changes things.
Speaker 3: And I am so anti turf now after watching a
Speaker 3: nine minute video I stumbled across on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: The other day. The players hate the turf?
Speaker 4: Why are we playing on it?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 4: Greed cheer Greed.
Speaker 5: It's because it's annoying to take care of grass. Even
Speaker 5: though they have new technological advancements that make it easier
Speaker 5: to roll out a grass field, they find it annoying
Speaker 5: to take care of grass. It's expensive to make grass grow.
Speaker 5: It's just like having a lawn on your front yard.
Speaker 5: You know how hard it is to keep that grass green.
Speaker 4: And nice, there's like sixty eight percent more injuries.
Speaker 1: No nice.
Speaker 4: All the players hate it. They compare it to playing
Speaker 4: on concrete. And then there's this other thing.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch the whole video, but it seems like
Speaker 3: there's like they can't really even complain about it because
Speaker 3: they'll they'll get in trouble for even saying anything bad
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 4: So'st it's crazy.
Speaker 3: They yeah, they can't take a knee because they're scared
Speaker 3: of it's gonna hurt. You're goddamn term, but like, yeah,
Speaker 3: they'll just get There's there's non contact injuries, which I
Speaker 3: didn't even know was a thing. It's like when you're
Speaker 3: running and you just twist your angle because of like
Speaker 3: a ghost or not.
Speaker 1: Even that's what happened to Aaron Rodgers last year.
Speaker 5: You're just kind of like, sometimes it's people on the
Speaker 5: sidelines and it's it happened to uh, our good friend
Speaker 5: and uh compatriot Mike Gibbons had a non contact injury
Speaker 5: where that's where most achilles tears happen. It's not even
Speaker 5: when you're playing. It's not even when you're getting tackled.
Speaker 5: It's not even a twist. It's just like when you
Speaker 5: start to run and all of a sudden, bo gotcha.
Speaker 4: That makes sense, that makes sense. But yeah, it just
Speaker 4: that really upset me. Reading that.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh, so, like the players can't even
Speaker 3: complain about it because they know they'll never win. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they just don't want to spend the extra money
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's like what I've been saying. It's what
Speaker 4: I said about.
Speaker 3: There's some kind of oh about paying the Dallas Cowboys
Speaker 3: cheerleaders make the cups, make a large soda one dollar extra,
Speaker 3: and then just put that towards getting grass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they wouldn't.
Speaker 3: If they made it with large soda one dollar more,
Speaker 3: they'd give it to Jerry Jones so he can have
Speaker 3: another private jet that he doesn't fly.
Speaker 1: Or what you know.
Speaker 4: It's like it doesn't even go towards anything useful.
Speaker 1: This is what our entire country's problem is.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with everyone? I can't even take it.
Speaker 3: Don't even get me started on the booing last night,
Speaker 3: Like I can't. I went fucking nuts today on Bethany
Speaker 3: Frankel's Instagram post. I couldn't take it. Like she's in
Speaker 3: the right place. She was like, you know, I didn't
Speaker 3: even see it yet. But I heard Taylor Swift got
Speaker 3: booed at the at the game, and I think it's
Speaker 3: just she pretty much just like she didn't say these words,
Speaker 3: which was like, I think it's like really disgusting and
Speaker 3: like bad for our daughters that people are just booing
Speaker 3: this girl that hasn't done anything, and like why she
Speaker 3: her boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so I'm not supporters.
Speaker 4: The Eagles fans, and she was where she.
Speaker 3: Obviously represents the chiefs, and they were doing anything on
Speaker 3: anyone on screen. I was there so before that it
Speaker 3: would be like then hey, and they were just showing
Speaker 3: different fans every time there were Eagles fans cheers every
Speaker 3: time there was a cheef sand booze, and so when
Speaker 3: they put her up, it was obviously booze, but but
Speaker 3: it wasn't even that that. I mean, I thought that
Speaker 3: was pretty disgusting. I was embarrassed, and you will, I
Speaker 3: went fucking wild cheering and making but then I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: could my cheer be like caught up with the booze?
Speaker 4: So I tried to go like high pitch, like.
Speaker 3: I was just like, get the camera off of her,
Speaker 3: don't let this like what whoever was operating the.
Speaker 4: Camera like they were going.
Speaker 3: They were bouncing around so quick to all the celebrities,
Speaker 3: but on her, they really left it a really long time,
Speaker 3: which I understands Taylor Swift, but once this booze started,
Speaker 3: they should have got it off of her immediately. Don't
Speaker 3: make her sit and watch that and have to respond.
Speaker 5: To itted online.
Speaker 4: She looked so cute.
Speaker 2: I have to say, that's like the one positive of
Speaker 2: them booing her.
Speaker 4: She just said, and then smiling. You do I know
Speaker 4: it was. I just thought it was really embarrassing.
Speaker 5: And so, speaking of like the backlash against Taylor Swift,
Speaker 5: I think maybe you posted this.
Speaker 1: It was every single person like so.
Speaker 5: I watched the halftime show and I'm a huge Kendrick fan,
Speaker 5: and I have a bad night for Jews overall, but
Speaker 5: huge because Drake's a Jew and this was like they
Speaker 5: basically the capstone of his public execution was Kendrick Lamar
Speaker 5: doing the disc track at the super Bowl. But I
Speaker 5: thought it was an amazing super Bowl halftime show. I
Speaker 5: have a few criticisms, but overall amazing. Online though tons
Speaker 5: of people saying it was the worst halftime show they've
Speaker 5: ever seen. Was it you that posted the picture of
Speaker 5: all the funny the I mean, it's unbelievable. So Nicky
Speaker 5: posts something on her Instagram stories. You can follow her
Speaker 5: at Mickey Glazer on.
Speaker 4: In case you didn't know. People don't think I made it.
Speaker 4: I just I found it on Reddit.
Speaker 3: If there would have been a creator attached to it,
Speaker 3: I would have I would have posted it. But I
Speaker 3: figured the person who posted it was just you know, yeah.
Speaker 5: Well I was really mad by going on Twitter and
Speaker 5: seeing all these people like, well worse.
Speaker 3: Chris and I were like, what is going on? Because
Speaker 3: we witnessed it and then you know, we also it
Speaker 3: looks different on TV, but right we also had a
Speaker 3: screen above our box where we were kind of like
Speaker 3: watching what it would be like on TV, and it
Speaker 3: was amazing, and it was just with people didn't recognize
Speaker 3: the music and there were no white people in it,
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 4: But yeah, the meme that I posted.
Speaker 3: Is just a bunch of like, you know, Twitter avatars
Speaker 3: that are like the circle or Instagram avatars, and it's
Speaker 3: the circle, and it's just a bunch of like white
Speaker 3: men with big, you know, sunglasses on.
Speaker 5: Every single avatar. Every single person who said this halftime
Speaker 5: show wasn't good. Was almost like the AI replicant of
Speaker 5: the same white man. I mean it was the same
Speaker 5: guy and they all had sunglasses.
Speaker 4: All like aviators on.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean that's like the.
Speaker 3: Classic like troll, like maga troll look on these avatars.
Speaker 3: But I didn't like the halftime show in quotes. And
Speaker 3: then it's just like all these people. I mean, I've
Speaker 3: never gotten so many responses on my an Instagram post
Speaker 3: since I said I was going to host the Golden Globes,
Speaker 3: Like everyone is writing to.
Speaker 4: Me being like this is hilarious.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think people know I didn't write it
Speaker 3: because it's clearly a repost, but yeah, it's so funny
Speaker 3: because it's so accurate. And yeah, people are really upset
Speaker 3: about it, I guess, and that which is just delightful
Speaker 3: to me because it was it was.
Speaker 4: It was fun. It was very like Chris and I
Speaker 4: were just like it's it was.
Speaker 3: It was a celebration of America, and it was like
Speaker 3: a kind of an in your face, just like you know,
Speaker 3: response to everything that's happening now.
Speaker 4: But it wasn't too overt.
Speaker 3: It was kind of all kind of subliminal, and you
Speaker 3: have to really be paying attention and you have to
Speaker 3: listen to the lyrics and like understand what he's saying.
Speaker 4: And I loved it. I thought it was so good.
Speaker 3: And I'm not even like a huge Kendrick fan now
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 5: I have one critique of the halftime show. That's generals,
Speaker 5: but I think we have to go break.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, we'll go to break and we'll go back
Speaker 3: to our all right, we're back. What what did what
Speaker 3: was your critique of the halftime show?
Speaker 5: The criticul of my half from show, which I agree
Speaker 5: with some of the commenters, even though that there was
Speaker 5: clear ulterior motives.
Speaker 1: I miss when we used.
Speaker 5: To have outrageously unrealistic mashups in half the super Bowl
Speaker 5: halftime shows, when you would pull in like ridiculous combinations
Speaker 5: of stars that you're like, you would never sears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Janet.
Speaker 5: Jackson, right, so like Kendrick and Sizza and then randomly
Speaker 5: one of the Williams sisters was dancing.
Speaker 1: Is that right? I didn't really Serena was dancing.
Speaker 4: You used to date Drake, Oh, so.
Speaker 3: That I that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I didn't know until I got home and
Speaker 4: talked to someone.
Speaker 1: That's huge. That's amazing. That that was like really amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and apparently Sizza also dated Drake.
Speaker 5: Yes, wow, I mean Drake is just man, he is
Speaker 5: he can't win. He should he should literally just start.
Speaker 1: He should like.
Speaker 3: What's he gonna do next? Like just it better be
Speaker 3: the greatest. It's it's so much pressure.
Speaker 5: I mean, he should just fuck a kid so that
Speaker 5: he retire, lean into it.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't you know, if there's groups that
Speaker 4: wouldn't mind.
Speaker 1: He'll turn.
Speaker 5: That's the that's the only move at this point is
Speaker 5: you take a heel turn and you're just like yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm a bad guy now and go to jail. Like
Speaker 5: you have to just become what they say you are.
Speaker 3: Just retire like you're rich enough, like no one needs
Speaker 3: you to keep working. Like I understand that he wants
Speaker 3: to keep creating, and he's probably an artist that craves
Speaker 3: putting stuff out there.
Speaker 4: Just then go.
Speaker 3: I think at this point you have to like create
Speaker 3: a new person. You've got to like fears, like you
Speaker 3: have to do a different character. Because but I'm not
Speaker 3: really like sad for him, like oh he like if
Speaker 3: he were to be to be forced into early retirement,
Speaker 3: he's he's at least got you know, three hundred million
Speaker 3: dollars at least. Yeah, he's okay, Like you could just
Speaker 3: go stop, just stop doing it.
Speaker 4: No one, we don't need more.
Speaker 3: I mean, I create a wol if Taylor Swift stop,
Speaker 3: and someone could argue the same thing.
Speaker 4: But you know, not that she's being forced.
Speaker 3: But like, I don't think anyone needs to keep working
Speaker 3: after they've earned one hundred million.
Speaker 1: Dollars other than the heel turn. Here's what he can do.
Speaker 5: He can create an anonymous account on SoundCloud and release
Speaker 5: some unidentified tracks that don't say that they're Drake under
Speaker 5: a new name, and those.
Speaker 4: Have become huge, and then be like it was me
Speaker 4: the whole time, right, and then we'd all lose our
Speaker 4: mind and eat crow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's one one that would be cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was waiting for some kind of like big
Speaker 3: I was waiting for Taylor Swift to come out.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie I kind of.
Speaker 3: I was watching her box the whole night because I
Speaker 3: had a good, pretty good view of it, and I
Speaker 3: saw her like dip out a little bit before halftime,
Speaker 3: and I was like, no way, because you know, he
Speaker 3: was featured on Bad Blood, and then it got further
Speaker 3: and further in and I'm like, there's no way she's
Speaker 3: coming out, but not this point.
Speaker 1: It was an amazing show.
Speaker 5: I also, I took one prop bet during the prop
Speaker 5: bets or bets that are like about the stupid and
Speaker 5: stuff silly. Yeah, I took one prop bet and my
Speaker 5: prop bet was that the first song that Kendrick would
Speaker 5: sing would be Squabble Up.
Speaker 1: And I was right. I called it.
Speaker 4: I mean, that was so excited.
Speaker 5: I mean, I well, yeah, I started dancing and singing
Speaker 5: Squabble Up and it was amazing. I mean, out of
Speaker 5: all like so unlikely, like it was just I mean
Speaker 5: one of the best moments of my life.
Speaker 4: Was I wanted more. I wanted to see more of
Speaker 4: that on Sol in the Pan on TV. It was
Speaker 4: so fast.
Speaker 3: I mean I've seen the clip over and over and
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, like we could barely say it because
Speaker 3: we're like so high up, so we wouldn't even even
Speaker 3: know it was her so far away, you know. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I would have liked it to be on her a
Speaker 3: little bit longer because I was like, oh, that was
Speaker 3: really interesting and.
Speaker 4: Really she just looked cool. Yeah, I was like I.
Speaker 3: Was into it where we were sitting in a box
Speaker 3: seat on like the not the far this up, but
Speaker 3: like like Taylor Swift's box was like above ours. So
Speaker 3: there's like two rows of boxes and hers and Trump's
Speaker 3: were like above ours.
Speaker 4: We were on like the three hundred levels. She was
Speaker 4: in the four hundred.
Speaker 3: Level and we were in a box with Bill Belichick
Speaker 3: and his his girlfriend Jordan, who I talked to for
Speaker 3: a really long time, and I really like, she's going
Speaker 3: to get me on a supplement. We were talking about
Speaker 3: supplements and how just aging and how I feel about this.
Speaker 3: She's gonna send me a list and then she said
Speaker 3: that in two weeks, my life is going to change.
Speaker 3: You should take She's going to send me a list
Speaker 3: of supplements that's all natural stuff because she's like really
Speaker 3: researched this stuff and she's yeah.
Speaker 4: She was like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 5: About those Chinese herbs. I haven't tried them yet, but
Speaker 5: I've ordered those Chinese tried them yet.
Speaker 4: Forgot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If that's the hard part about the supplements, it's like,
Speaker 2: you know they work. It takes I would say give
Speaker 2: it three weeks because it takes twenty one days for
Speaker 2: your blood to recycle, like recycle but the hard part
Speaker 2: is just being consistent with it.
Speaker 4: The only consistent one I take is neutrafule. I like,
Speaker 4: I take it every day and if I skip a day,
Speaker 4: I think my hair is going to start falling out.
Speaker 4: So like if you if you make it about my
Speaker 4: like vanity, I'll do it every day no matter.
Speaker 1: What, like a preview of supplements that she says you
Speaker 1: should take.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'll let you guys know when I get it,
Speaker 3: because she's she's like, you know, a lot of judgment
Speaker 3: going on with that relationship, just I would if I
Speaker 3: was everyone. Yet it's fun to make fun because it's
Speaker 3: a huge age gap, and it's like it's obviously like
Speaker 3: ripe for just punchlines like why not even I've you know,
Speaker 3: been known to make them. And but I learned some
Speaker 3: stuff that I'm like, oh, I'm gonna shove my mouth
Speaker 3: and I'm going to not judge because I think it's
Speaker 3: I know, it's legit. And she seems really really happy,
Speaker 3: and she seems to have a really good head on
Speaker 3: her shoulders. And I think people are just like people are,
Speaker 3: just they don't like things that look different to them,
Speaker 3: and women are I will throw myself in that I'm
Speaker 3: deeply threatened by men being tired of me once I age,
Speaker 3: and like, how unfair it is that men get to
Speaker 3: age and then they get to just get younger women
Speaker 3: and throw us in the trash. And I think it's
Speaker 3: threatening to women a lot. That's why I think women
Speaker 3: hate it. I think they and then they make it
Speaker 3: about it's disgusting, it's gross, and I think it's again
Speaker 3: it's hypocrisy. I think there's a lot of women that
Speaker 3: would be with older men when they were younger for
Speaker 3: the advantages of just like security, being with someone who's
Speaker 3: mature and can like handle their success and not be
Speaker 3: threatened by it because they're not a young boy. There's
Speaker 3: a lot of reasons that meant women would want to
Speaker 3: be with an older guy, but they have to go, oh,
Speaker 3: I would never that's I feel so sorry for her.
Speaker 3: That's disgusting. But I think it's like, once again, I
Speaker 3: think everything stems from a little bit of jealousy, and
Speaker 3: you could probably track it to like there's something about
Speaker 3: it that threatens your bottom line, and I know it
Speaker 3: threatens mine because I am feared that when Chris gets
Speaker 3: Bill Belichick's age, he could probably just go if he's
Speaker 3: you know, successful and with it enough, he could probably
Speaker 3: go replace me with a twenty three year old that
Speaker 3: he meets on a plane or whatever. Like there's something
Speaker 3: about it that threatens me. So but I'm I'm Kim Jordan. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it kind of would get me horn again. Yeah, but then,
Speaker 3: how did you guys start talking? She came up to
Speaker 3: me after the NFL Honors. We were so at the
Speaker 3: NFL Honors on Thursday night.
Speaker 4: I saw her.
Speaker 3: With him and I was like, oh my god, and
Speaker 3: what what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I haven't even talked about that yet.
Speaker 3: Oh. Yeah, the NFL Honors was on Thursday. Then I
Speaker 3: flew to Pittsburgh on Friday. So NFL Honors was in
Speaker 3: New Orleans on Thursday. Yes, I got it on Wednesday Thursday,
Speaker 3: private jet, which you just have like a quick follow up,
Speaker 3: like how John Hamm and Shaboozy. It was John Hamm
Speaker 3: and Shaboozy baby, Like it was just what to do?
Speaker 5: Did you choose to engage in social activities for the
Speaker 5: flight or did you do the ten minutes of talking
Speaker 5: and then everyone takes a nap question.
Speaker 4: It was kind of that.
Speaker 3: It was like twenty five minutes of talking and then
Speaker 3: like kind of like here and there, kind of in
Speaker 3: and out of talking, and like then like no sleeping
Speaker 3: because I just no one needs to see that. I
Speaker 3: would have had to get out my like disgusting pillow eyemask.
Speaker 3: So I kind of just like closed my eyes like
Speaker 3: I was one of those girls that could just like
Speaker 3: lean back, oh yeah, and like just like kind of
Speaker 3: look out the window and close my eyes with my
Speaker 3: mouth shut and it.
Speaker 4: Would stay that way. So yeah, I just.
Speaker 3: I just pretended maybe, and then I was just like
Speaker 3: too anxious about everything I had going on. And it
Speaker 3: was a really nice jet though I don't all honors
Speaker 3: really hooked up those who presented, and I was really
Speaker 3: just so appreciative that I got asked to do it
Speaker 3: because it was such a fun event, so that we Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like nice small talk. John Hammon and his
Speaker 3: wife are so nice, chaboozy, and his team was these
Speaker 3: two guys that were with him were so nice. It
Speaker 3: was just like the nicest kind of people that you.
Speaker 4: Could be around.
Speaker 3: And John hamm and I and Chris are all from
Speaker 3: Saint Louis that we had that in common, and we
Speaker 3: talked about, you know, growing up in Saint Louis, and
Speaker 3: his wife is really smart, really cool, really interesting girl
Speaker 3: and had the best best fashion. Like I if she
Speaker 3: would have just been a stranger, I would have taken
Speaker 3: a picture of her outfit and said, Emily, let's source
Speaker 3: all of this and like, and by the way, she's
Speaker 3: not wearing socks. She's wearing no show socks and it
Speaker 3: seems to be fine, and it seems to look really
Speaker 3: really good and yeah, and oh I told Emily I was,
Speaker 3: and she was like, no way, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 4: She was like, you should take a picture.
Speaker 3: I was like, there's no way I was gonna sneak
Speaker 3: a picture of John Ham's wife.
Speaker 4: Uh socks there, I know, lack of socks, and.
Speaker 3: To prove that it looked cool, I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: And her jewelry was cool, like I wanted to take
Speaker 3: a picture of her, the way she stacked her.
Speaker 4: Rings and her bracelets.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 3: She was just a very well put together person, as
Speaker 3: was John Ham. I was like cut every every little
Speaker 3: you know, he got cool.
Speaker 4: His bag was cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to be on the field and introduce
Speaker 5: the chiefs and he did a great job. And then
Speaker 5: Bradley Cooper introduced the Eagles, but John Hamm was They
Speaker 5: were both amazing at introducing and I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Really tell because our screen had a delay, so like
Speaker 3: their voices was different than what they were saying.
Speaker 1: Played well.
Speaker 5: John Hamm was like, uh, like Fargo esque John ham
Speaker 5: where he and he had this like extreme aggressions. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Pierce nipples, big Schlang and the outdoor hot tub. John
Speaker 5: ham He brought him out in style. Bradley Cooper had
Speaker 5: his daughter with him, so he had to tone it
Speaker 5: down slightly, but he was also amazing that. That was
Speaker 5: a cool feature of the Super Bowl, which I don't
Speaker 5: recall seeing in.
Speaker 4: The past, celebrities bringing out the.
Speaker 1: Teams calling him out as they come out.
Speaker 4: Of the Oh Samuel L. Jackson was a really.
Speaker 1: Cool part of Oh Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 4: Like narrating it, doing like the Greek chorus throughout it.
Speaker 4: I thought it was so cool.
Speaker 3: Okay, so plane ride Land, go to hotel Chabboozy were
Speaker 3: like right next to his room, and it's it's weird
Speaker 3: because when you're I've been listening to this That's Tipsy
Speaker 3: song for really a couple of time. And so Chris
Speaker 3: and I are constantly just going like, oh my good lord,
Speaker 3: like we're just always singing it. And that's just like
Speaker 3: how Chris and I operate. We just like sing all
Speaker 3: the time, little snippets of songs. And the amount of
Speaker 3: times I had to stop myself from singing that in
Speaker 3: front of him was innumerable, you guys.
Speaker 4: So I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not even gonna talk because every
Speaker 3: time I talk, I want to say, oh my good Lord,
Speaker 3: which is by the way, I did have the thought
Speaker 3: that if our plane crashes or something bad happens. I
Speaker 3: know that if there was like there's an engine failure
Speaker 3: and it was like we would just hear hear shaboozi
Speaker 3: go oh ma, and.
Speaker 4: That would have been made. That would have made it
Speaker 4: worth it.
Speaker 1: There was another plane crash in Alaska.
Speaker 4: I know that's three.
Speaker 1: The rule of three is that should be Okay, it's over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Can I just tell you what I've been doing for
Speaker 3: my own mind with the plane stuff that I think
Speaker 3: is really helpful, sure, and gives me a sense of
Speaker 3: control when there literally is none.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: So you guys know, I believe in like manifestation and
Speaker 3: visualization and all that stuff. So I think a lot
Speaker 3: of times on planes when I get in my head
Speaker 3: about like oh my god, it's going to crash, I
Speaker 3: like start picturing the crash.
Speaker 4: I start like picturing.
Speaker 3: Like all of a sudden a boom or like you know,
Speaker 3: a fucking helicopter chopping off half of the fuselage or
Speaker 3: whatever you whatever it is. I keep running like that
Speaker 3: moment through my mind, and I'm like, oh shit, Like
Speaker 3: when you visualize stuff, it like fucking happens, right, Like
Speaker 3: that's how that's how I manifest is like visualization. I
Speaker 3: think I've talked about this before, Like I just try
Speaker 3: to counteract that. So I just picture myself getting my
Speaker 3: bag at baggage claim in the city. I'm going to
Speaker 3: going walking into my apartment, seeing my the cold air
Speaker 3: of the Saint Louis like whatever temperature it is. Like
Speaker 3: I start I counteract all the visualizations with the visualizations
Speaker 3: of being home and how real that feels. And then
Speaker 3: I just know in my heart that that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: I just know it.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if it'll help you if if
Speaker 3: you struggle out there with flying and being scared, but
Speaker 3: when you have one of those thoughts, just counteract it
Speaker 3: with the thought of, like, what's gonna look like when
Speaker 3: you land, when you walk past it Anti Ann's in
Speaker 3: terminal three when you are getting to your hotel. You
Speaker 3: might not know what your hotel looks like, but just
Speaker 3: like picture checking into a hotel and with some jazz
Speaker 3: music playing in the background, if it's New Orleans, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like, try to picture the opposite
Speaker 3: of that. And that's what's given me some kind of control,
Speaker 3: because I gotta say, my anxiety with flying has amped
Speaker 3: up nine hundred percent, which is nine times the amount
Speaker 3: like it's and I'm already was at like a like
Speaker 3: I'm very little anxiety on a plane, Like I would
Speaker 3: almost say it's almost none. So going up to nine
Speaker 3: hundred percent is not a ton. I would say, it's
Speaker 3: way less than most people's normal anxiety, but it's definitely
Speaker 3: more prevalent.
Speaker 4: It honestly feels.
Speaker 3: Like now, when I used to smoke weed before a
Speaker 3: flight sometimes to be like, oh, I'm just mean, I'm
Speaker 3: not doing anything for the next five hours, I should
Speaker 3: smoke weed. I would get I would have anxiety because
Speaker 3: I would start thinking about bad things, you know, in
Speaker 3: my mind would wonder it's like that, but I'm not high.
Speaker 4: I'll go to that.
Speaker 3: And so it's just that's been helping me a lot,
Speaker 3: and remembering that there's forty eight thousand flights a day
Speaker 3: and nothing happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would be in more danger if you did
Speaker 1: chose to drive.
Speaker 2: To your Yeah, they don't report like all the car
Speaker 2: accidents that are happening at once.
Speaker 4: No, they don't.
Speaker 3: And I'm not about to go on a tour bus.
Speaker 3: I heard some people comedians like switched over from planes
Speaker 3: to buses because they're scared.
Speaker 4: And then I have so much more anxiety on a
Speaker 4: tour bus. When I was on Bird's tour, are like,
Speaker 4: oh did I talk about this already?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh sorry, okay, never mind, I had no Yeah
Speaker 4: you also had that this weekend. Oh yeah, I did
Speaker 4: Bird's show.
Speaker 3: So anyway, went to Pittsburgh so NFL Honors on Thursday. Yes,
Speaker 3: waiting for the car after the show, and it's like,
Speaker 3: you know, the valley, a valet kind of area, but
Speaker 3: it's like a big it means everyone that's in the show,
Speaker 3: all the athletes, which there is, it's so many athletes.
Speaker 3: I mean, Chris was like we were sitting right in
Speaker 3: front of Roger Goodell was sitting literally in the seat
Speaker 3: in front of us in this theater.
Speaker 4: It was it was wild. Wow, he's on an athlete,
Speaker 4: butte was he one at some point?
Speaker 1: He's a financial athlete.
Speaker 4: That's a good point. So I just kept going, no turf,
Speaker 4: no durf. That was actually before I knew about that.
Speaker 1: You got to be dreaming for that to work though,
Speaker 1: And so.
Speaker 3: Uh, I was just hanging out by oh And during
Speaker 3: the NFL Honors, Snoop made a joke about Belichick's girlfriend
Speaker 3: and him, and so they cut to them and she
Speaker 3: looked so hot.
Speaker 4: I loved her dress. I thought she looked at my god,
Speaker 4: and I really like her.
Speaker 3: And people were saying there was like some backlash, which
Speaker 3: I don't really think there was. I think it was
Speaker 3: just like a fake headline where one person tweeted, this
Speaker 3: is inappropriate for this event, and so they made a
Speaker 3: headline out of it and said, like people are in
Speaker 3: an uproar about her outfit being too you know, inappropriate
Speaker 3: for this event, and it was so not inappropriate. If
Speaker 3: Jala wore everyone would be applauding her, like people just
Speaker 3: want to make her out to be just a six object.
Speaker 5: That funny how that's what the media is now is
Speaker 5: they find one person's tweet and then they extrapolate that
Speaker 5: to the rest of the wa They.
Speaker 4: Say people are in an uproar.
Speaker 3: It's two tweets, and they can say, you know, NFL
Speaker 3: fans call for the you.
Speaker 5: Know, foxnews dot com does that all the time. As
Speaker 5: you know, I have an accountant foxnews dot Com and
Speaker 5: I engage in the comments. But they they'll say that,
Speaker 5: they'll be like, people hated what Yeah, did I not
Speaker 5: say that to you?
Speaker 1: That would be.
Speaker 3: Insane to I couldn't even imagine what those that comments say.
Speaker 5: It's truly the comment section is incredible, Like it really
Speaker 5: has become a more tolerant place over the last I mean,
Speaker 5: it's honestly like there has been a little bit a
Speaker 5: surprising amount of like self awareness in those comments. There's
Speaker 5: still like the usual I think like the most of
Speaker 5: the real extreme people are on x and like foxnews
Speaker 5: dot COM's comments section has a good mixture of opinions. Anyway,
Speaker 5: they'll do that all the time on foxnews dot Com.
Speaker 5: While they say like people were people were really angry
Speaker 5: at blah blah, Blah's choice of words during this, and
Speaker 5: they have like two tweets to true tweet of people
Speaker 5: who have like six followers each, You're no.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Please everyone be more savvy and know that when it
Speaker 3: says like people are upset about something, it's not based
Speaker 3: on literally anything.
Speaker 5: It's hopeless. It's hopeless. We've talked about this with a
Speaker 5: fucking people are not if people were done.
Speaker 3: That, No, we're we're I literally wrote on the Bethany
Speaker 3: Frankle thing. I said, I go, it was so grow.
Speaker 3: The Taylor Swift doing it was so gross, I said.
Speaker 3: And all of these comments. I love how hypocritical all
Speaker 3: these comments are. If any of you saw Taylor Swift
Speaker 3: on the street, you would scream, probably start crying, ask
Speaker 3: for a selfie. I said this, I go, America is cooked.
Speaker 3: I just learned that phrase, but I love it. And
Speaker 3: America is fully cooked. Yeah, and we're done. I'm only
Speaker 3: complaining now. I'm not looking for solutions, y'all. I'm just complaining,
Speaker 3: like I'm I'm through my like I'm I am immune
Speaker 3: to it, like I'm immune to I don't let a
Speaker 3: lot of it in. But it found me because he
Speaker 3: had Grandpa had to show up at prom. That's how
Speaker 3: I felt when I found out he was coming to
Speaker 3: the super Bowl. I was like, why is Grandpa coming
Speaker 3: to prom?
Speaker 4: No one want? This is a fun place anyways.
Speaker 3: So so uh oh, so I'm sitting I'm standing by
Speaker 3: the waiting for the car.
Speaker 4: And then so I had seen her on screen, and
Speaker 4: I really liked to.
Speaker 3: Reaction to the joke Snoop Dogg Maine because she just
Speaker 3: like kind of like laugh and like just looked like
Speaker 3: classy and just handled it well. Wasn't like rolling your
Speaker 3: eyes or being like ah shocked. She just was like, ah,
Speaker 3: you know, really just classy stuff. And so she came
Speaker 3: up and I go, oh my god. She goes, hi,
Speaker 3: I just wanna say I love you or whatever, you know,
Speaker 3: something really nice. And I go, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: know you. She goes, you do and I go I
Speaker 3: think so. And she was like how and I'm like,
Speaker 3: aren't you weren't you? I go, I think you're so
Speaker 3: like you. You just you have such a great sense
Speaker 3: of humor about everything, and you're such you just seem
Speaker 3: really cool and like, I just I like you. And
Speaker 3: she was like, wait, why do you why would you
Speaker 3: know me, and I was like, I go, tonight, you
Speaker 3: were really cool when you were like when they put
Speaker 3: you on the screen, and she was like, I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think you are talking about the same person.
Speaker 3: I go, oh no, And then I was like almost
Speaker 3: scared that I was this woman was gonna think that
Speaker 3: I thought she was Bill Belichick's girlfriend, even though I
Speaker 3: would be like, because I think most women are just
Speaker 3: like have a bad perception of her even though they shouldn't,
Speaker 3: and I would be fucking off nerd if someone thought I.
Speaker 4: Looked like her.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, wait, this bitch shouldn't be
Speaker 3: embarrassed that I think that she's her. But then Chris
Speaker 3: looked at me like I don't think you know who
Speaker 3: that is. And then she was like, yeah, well I'm
Speaker 3: just here with my boyfriend Bill. And I was like,
Speaker 3: wait that is you, and she goes, I go, you
Speaker 3: were on the screen tonight and she was like I was,
Speaker 3: and I was like yes, and you were so fun,
Speaker 3: like you laughed at it, and so then it was anyway,
Speaker 3: she was a fan. She was like, and by the way,
Speaker 3: I was a fan before the Tom Brady Rose. I
Speaker 3: knew who you were and all the very very nice.
Speaker 1: Like no, my boyfriend Bill Cower.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so I met her there and then when I
Speaker 3: found out she was gonna be in the box, I
Speaker 3: was like, oh great, like I have a rapport with
Speaker 3: her at least, And and then she came to the
Speaker 3: box and uh, I just was like hey Jordan, and
Speaker 3: then she just sat down and we talked for like
Speaker 3: probably forty minutes, had a really good time talking and
Speaker 3: like she had you know, she's someone that I will say,
Speaker 3: like it's just on girls chat. We were talking about
Speaker 3: like when you meet someone and all they do is
Speaker 3: talking about themselves and they don't ask a single question
Speaker 3: about yours and.
Speaker 4: How that's a very thing.
Speaker 3: That thing happens to everyone, and then if you do
Speaker 3: say something about yourself, they kind of just like stare
Speaker 3: at you, and then you have no follow up and
Speaker 3: it'll make it about it, like what'd you say?
Speaker 4: Or they'll make it about them.
Speaker 3: Yes, And Okay, let's be honest, like there are a
Speaker 3: lot of people that are boring and maybe it would
Speaker 3: be hard to come up with things like I can
Speaker 3: always come up with something to ask someone about themselves, like,
Speaker 3: but I I know that I'm I'm you you should
Speaker 3: ask me some questions about Like, I've got a pretty
Speaker 3: interesting life. I don't think it's like I know what
Speaker 3: it is, but on this paper, I think it looks
Speaker 3: interesting enough that if people have questions for me, I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're an idiot, like you know, like come up with
Speaker 3: something like but I know it's a struggle for you know,
Speaker 3: someone who might have like a job that like you know,
Speaker 3: they're a consultant of some sort, and you're like, I
Speaker 3: don't know what to say about that, but like I
Speaker 3: got a lot.
Speaker 4: To work with, so you should ask me. Anyway.
Speaker 3: She she had so many questions for me, but it
Speaker 3: was really like interesting stuff about how how I just
Speaker 3: handle being in this industry and how I cope with
Speaker 3: the judgment or like kind of you know, related to
Speaker 3: the stuff she struggles with, but in a different way.
Speaker 4: And it got me really thinking about Mike.
Speaker 3: She was like, you know athletes talk about She was like,
Speaker 3: athletes really focus on what's gonna happen after they kind
Speaker 3: of age out of the business, you know, like they
Speaker 3: have a deadline. Their bodies like fail them at some point,
Speaker 3: and like as a woman in entertainment, because we were
Speaker 3: talking about aging. She was like, there's kind of an
Speaker 3: expiration date. It's not like explicit, but things drop off.
Speaker 3: She was like, do you do your agents like talk
Speaker 3: to you about a plan for like when that happens.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, they don't. And not because they're
Speaker 3: bad guys or because they're not good at their job,
Speaker 3: or they're not trying.
Speaker 4: To foresee the future.
Speaker 3: It's because it's like this unspoken thing, like everyone likes
Speaker 3: to pretend it doesn't happen, right, like athletes, it's kind
Speaker 3: of like you. It's even with athletes, I feel like
Speaker 3: it's kind of you don't really want to talk about.
Speaker 3: It's such a sad thing that it eventually happens. But
Speaker 3: retirement is a thing that's talked about and like, what
Speaker 3: are you gonna do after you retire?
Speaker 4: Because it's imminent.
Speaker 3: But with with in as a woman in this industry
Speaker 3: where you turn fifty and everything dries up, including the
Speaker 3: roles for you and people wanting to see you on TV,
Speaker 3: everyone kind of acts like it doesn't happen. And so
Speaker 3: I say to her, I said to her, you know there,
Speaker 3: we don't really talk about it, but I'm aware of
Speaker 3: it and I'm working on. That's why I'm taking months
Speaker 3: off to get a facelift and do things that are
Speaker 3: like going to keep my career going as long as
Speaker 3: I can on television.
Speaker 4: But I thought that was a really interesting point.
Speaker 3: She was like, well, they should talk about that with you,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I think I might be offended if
Speaker 3: they did, if they did bring it up, but also
Speaker 3: it is something that I'm planning for, And I just
Speaker 3: thought that was a that's an interesting thing because we
Speaker 3: do have a shelf life, and I think models also
Speaker 3: probably don't get their reps don't talk to them about it.
Speaker 3: Even though models it's a very it's almost like it's
Speaker 3: exactly like athletes. Yeah, you know, but I bet it's not,
Speaker 3: even as it's almost rude to bring up with women.
Speaker 5: Once you retire from comedy, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5: Are you gonna become a commentator?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do commentary of yeah, of comedians specials.
Speaker 3: I But I think it's because it's rude when women age.
Speaker 3: Talking about women aging is rude, whereas talking about a
Speaker 3: man aging is just a fact, and it doesn't because
Speaker 3: it doesn't diminish what you are.
Speaker 4: It doesn't it doesn't mean that people. It doesn't.
Speaker 3: You know, it definitely sucks, and you guys feel it
Speaker 3: and you become a little bit more invisible to the
Speaker 3: opposite sex.
Speaker 4: But it doesn't. It's not mean to say a guy
Speaker 4: is aging. It's like not a rude thing to say
Speaker 4: to him.
Speaker 3: Whereas a woman, it's like it's you would never ever.
Speaker 4: You don't ask a woman her age.
Speaker 3: You don't talk about like it's it's it's just unspoken.
Speaker 3: I think we just need to speak about it more,
Speaker 3: and I think it needs to be on women to
Speaker 3: also talk about it more too.
Speaker 5: Sure, men definitely have a better deal when it comes
Speaker 5: to aging. There's that you remember the Bill burd joke
Speaker 5: where he's like men men aging. What once women get
Speaker 5: around children, bearing age then and start to surpass them
Speaker 5: in terms of how they age and how they're reacted
Speaker 5: to by society.
Speaker 1: But then once they get.
Speaker 5: Old, women just shoot above them, and men become these
Speaker 5: like they're like impossibly disgusting and they can't even think anymore,
Speaker 5: and women are like still playing cards and they're still
Speaker 5: with it. I don't think that's like the most I
Speaker 5: would still take the man aging route, I think, But
Speaker 5: exactly when you reach a certain age. It's like like
Speaker 5: my neighbor, my downstairs neighbor's in her nineties now, and
Speaker 5: she still drives and she still has taken her dog
Speaker 5: out for walks.
Speaker 1: She's perfectly with it.
Speaker 5: I just can't imagine even meeting a man who's in
Speaker 5: his nineties who could even walk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does, it does you? Guys? Seemed to become
Speaker 4: a little bit more helpless.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was getting a ride from the airport actually from
Speaker 3: a really really old man that you know was a
Speaker 3: sign to like pick me up. And I felt really
Speaker 3: bad for him because he was kind of like swerve like.
Speaker 3: It was like getting a drunk driver. Honestly, that's what
Speaker 3: That's what it was. But it was like one that
Speaker 3: I couldn't say, hey, this isn't okay, yeah, because it
Speaker 3: would have been agist.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it was old and drunk this guy it
Speaker 1: could have been.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I did get a joke out of it
Speaker 3: because his mouth was doing that like dry mouth thing.
Speaker 4: It was just like it was, yeah, it was real.
Speaker 3: Like every time, yeah, yeah, which is like an old
Speaker 3: man kind of thing. He's very sweet and I think
Speaker 3: I kind of at one point was like just get over,
Speaker 3: like cause it was like such bad traffic in New
Speaker 3: Orleans and all I want. I had like this three
Speaker 3: hour window to take a nap, and I had not
Speaker 3: slept the night before, and I'm like just looking at
Speaker 3: the clock, like watching the uber go from like, you know,
Speaker 3: twenty minutes to twenty five minutes, then twenty seven minutes,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, if he doesn't get over, it's gonna
Speaker 3: add another thirty six. It was just like and I
Speaker 3: was just no, like no, like get over now. And
Speaker 3: I felt like so bad, but I had to kind
Speaker 3: of like yeah, but he was just too scared to
Speaker 3: get over it. And I'm like, you just gotta get old,
Speaker 3: Like you guys, there's a space that, you know, where
Speaker 3: the car is like kind of a guy's on his phone,
Speaker 3: he doesn't look, so he leaves a big space.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's when you go in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get in. You gotta assert yourself, you know.
Speaker 4: But I felt bad.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's gonna be carm I shouldn't like
Speaker 3: snap in an old man, and I wasn't. I wasn't rude,
Speaker 3: but I did like kind of get an urgency that
Speaker 3: I'm sure he didn't appreciate. But right then what a
Speaker 3: gift was given to me by his chappy mouth because
Speaker 3: it it ended up being a punchline later on, not
Speaker 3: about him, but I compared, you know, my vaginal dryness
Speaker 3: to like the sounds of his mouth and.
Speaker 5: It gotta go laugh, so, you know, just to let
Speaker 5: you know, it might not be dry mouth. It also
Speaker 5: could be dentures. People make that same noise when they're
Speaker 5: because they're not their teeth.
Speaker 1: Keep moving around.
Speaker 5: It's like a nightmare and they have to keep especially
Speaker 5: when they first get them.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good point.
Speaker 3: I think it was that, Yeah, like you, when you
Speaker 3: don't have teeth, you your mouth has to constantly do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to do that a lot.
Speaker 3: I do know that, and I have empathy for it
Speaker 3: because I'll be there someday too. So I felt a
Speaker 3: little bit bad because I was like, I'm to be
Speaker 3: old and not want to not really know when to
Speaker 3: turn and not know how to turn on, like not
Speaker 3: know how to operate the van door. Like I can't
Speaker 3: get mad at this is just not fair because we're
Speaker 3: hopefully we'll all be there. I think there's gonna be
Speaker 3: a climate disaster before I'll reach that age. But or
Speaker 3: like you know, a civil war in which I'll literally
Speaker 3: shoot myself right away because I don't want to live
Speaker 3: in war. But that's why I want a gun for
Speaker 3: the civil war. It's just a ton on myself. I'm
Speaker 3: not I'm sorry. I shout out to everyone who's been
Speaker 3: through war and survived it.
Speaker 4: Not I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want to live through it. It seems like
Speaker 4: so terrible.
Speaker 3: It seems like and then once you get through it,
Speaker 3: your scarred for life.
Speaker 4: No thank you, I'm out. And so then anyway back
Speaker 4: to the NFL host just all over the place.
Speaker 3: But I will say that we have to go to break. Oh,
Speaker 3: so I'll tell you about the super Bowl. I mean,
Speaker 3: I guess I have the Bird Show to talk about
Speaker 3: and the super Bowl when we go back und So
Speaker 3: then I get back on I go to Pittsburgh. Amazing show.
Speaker 3: Shout out Pittsburgh.
Speaker 5: I really liked your Instagram story when you were writing.
Speaker 5: It's like almost like ASMR in a way where you're writing,
Speaker 5: great show, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I really liked it too, isn't it? Thank you?
Speaker 3: I really I shot it like late at night when
Speaker 3: I got back to my room and I was like
Speaker 3: binging on skinny Pop and I was like, this is
Speaker 3: kind of a fun thing. I think I would watch
Speaker 3: that over and over because I love watching people write
Speaker 3: and I love the sound of it. And it was
Speaker 3: like a really good pen and I had a rite
Speaker 3: amount of pieces of paper underneath it, so it made
Speaker 3: this really nice sound. Because if you're someone who knows
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about with ASMR, like if it's like
Speaker 3: too chunky of a pad, it's not as good of
Speaker 3: a sound, Like you need the desk like kind of
Speaker 3: under it, with like two pieces of paper on top
Speaker 3: and maybe like a like a matt underneath it. So
Speaker 3: it was like a good sound. And then and then
Speaker 3: I realized I cannot write, Like there's no way for
Speaker 3: me to write without like I've forgotten how to write.
Speaker 1: It's gonna look like shit.
Speaker 3: So I have to go back and put in the
Speaker 3: T T SB.
Speaker 4: You are like, yeah, your muscles atrophy. I think I
Speaker 4: relate to this so much.
Speaker 2: I had to write a birthday card this weekend and
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, my penmanship is disgusting. It's
Speaker 2: my y's and teas are like stuck together. It's just
Speaker 2: it's like guitar like if you set it down like
Speaker 2: you a gar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a hard you just like you think that
Speaker 3: writing is so ingrained in us, but it like really isn't,
Speaker 3: like I forget how to to do it? No, it isn't.
Speaker 3: Everything can be changed, you can, you can. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: kind of nice that we're completely malleable. Yeah, there's nothing
Speaker 3: that's like stuck in us.
Speaker 1: It's both the greatest strength and our greatest weakness. Mmmm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I wrote thank you Pittsburgh on a pad
Speaker 3: of paper and then I put a posted on my
Speaker 3: story and I will do more of those because I
Speaker 3: enjoyed it too. Thank you for that feedback, Bran. But
Speaker 3: the show was amazing in Pittsburgh. It was who opened
Speaker 3: for you there?
Speaker 4: Tommy Brennan. Oh, the guy that I talked about on
Speaker 4: the here.
Speaker 3: Remember when I was like I saw this guy this
Speaker 3: morning on on Instagram reels and I like was so
Speaker 3: impressed by him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I remember, But what was it? What did
Speaker 1: you post on reels?
Speaker 3: It was a joke about Moses, I think in the
Speaker 3: Ten Commandments or something, and it was like like, oh,
Speaker 3: there was a joke about like it's like they shall
Speaker 3: not like covet thy neighbor's wife or whatever or covet.
Speaker 3: They like yeah, and he's like, that's that one sounds
Speaker 3: like pretty specific, like we we know what was going
Speaker 3: on in his Like the other ones are like thou
Speaker 3: sha't not kill, thou shall not lie.
Speaker 4: That one's like really specific. And they're like, is someone
Speaker 4: banging your wife?
Speaker 3: He's like no, No, are you sure you're your neighbor?
Speaker 4: Is like it was something. It just was so good.
Speaker 3: And and I just, you know, like you just get
Speaker 3: a sense about someone when you watch a clip of
Speaker 3: them that they're gonna be a certain way. Like I
Speaker 3: I think I have a I'm I have a sixth
Speaker 3: sense about when someone's gonna be my friend. Like I
Speaker 3: just I think I might not be the best at anything,
Speaker 3: but I'm pretty much the best at determining when someone's
Speaker 3: gonna be a friend of mine, almost like right away,
Speaker 3: like love at first sight kind of thing with friends.
Speaker 3: And I just was like, I think I want to
Speaker 3: be friends with this person. And so not only was
Speaker 3: he so funny, just seemed kind and boy, was I right.
Speaker 3: You're gonna love this guy, Brian. He's just he's awesome.
Speaker 3: One of us He's in New York. He works at.
Speaker 4: The Cellar a Ton.
Speaker 3: He's from Minneapolis originally, then he went to Chicago. He's
Speaker 3: from a family of eight kids, Catholic family.
Speaker 4: Really just kind, funny, nice.
Speaker 3: Was so appreciative of like all the perks of working
Speaker 3: with me on the road, Like Emily was like, Tommy's
Speaker 3: so sweet.
Speaker 4: He was like, I asked for his dinner order and
Speaker 4: he's like.
Speaker 3: Man, usually I'm just like scrounging for snacks backstage, Like
Speaker 3: I get an actual meal that I get to choose
Speaker 3: what I want. And you know, I was like, what
Speaker 3: do you want from Starbucks? He's like, whoa really? And
Speaker 3: also like really just sweet sweet, And.
Speaker 5: It reminds you too that stuff like that novelty, that
Speaker 5: reaction reminds you of how like, oh yeah, what I
Speaker 5: have is actually special and it.
Speaker 3: Makes me feel good, Like I love like treating people kindly,
Speaker 3: but I love a good like I love like seeing that.
Speaker 4: I never like am waiting for it, Like why isn't
Speaker 4: anyone thanking me?
Speaker 3: Like I really don't search seek that out because I
Speaker 3: just know all the people that I surround myself with,
Speaker 3: our good people that are thankful. I've never felt taken
Speaker 3: advantage of. But it is nice to see that initial like, ohh,
Speaker 3: that's cool and like just just to sweek it. And
Speaker 3: like my cousin Maggie came backstage and he hung out
Speaker 3: and like with us with her like instantly just fit
Speaker 3: in the groove. Was really really nice and I just
Speaker 3: had had so much fun. A new friend in comedy
Speaker 3: is always a new young friend in comedy. That kind
Speaker 3: of injects, yeah, an appetite for comedy. I think he's
Speaker 3: twenty nine whoa at least he said his girlfriend who
Speaker 3: is also I mean, I think they're out. I don't
Speaker 3: mean to like outdmee, but she she's a writer on
Speaker 3: SNL and I think he said she's twenty nine two,
Speaker 3: so I can assume he's twenty nine.
Speaker 4: But her name is Casey.
Speaker 3: I forget her last name, but she's really really funny
Speaker 3: and she writes. She's written for sl for like a
Speaker 3: few years now, so she's like a savant like comedian
Speaker 3: savant girl. And and yeah, he was just really nice
Speaker 3: and it was so much fun. And he said that
Speaker 3: a bestie's like have been coming to his shows and
Speaker 3: stuff and reaching out to him, so it was so
Speaker 3: nice that you all like.
Speaker 4: Whoa someone that I like kind of gave some flowers too.
Speaker 4: It's so cool.
Speaker 3: Oh the final thought, I wanted to share what a
Speaker 3: thing that I cannot believe This was insane to me.
Speaker 4: This was like so exciting. I was on Reddit.
Speaker 3: I follow the Reddit podcasts because I'm always looking for
Speaker 3: like new cool podcasts to listen to. Which, by the way,
Speaker 3: podcast recommendation that is not a comedy podcast. It's not
Speaker 3: going to take away traffic from ours. It is a
Speaker 3: podcast that has been talked about so much on The
Speaker 3: Girl's Chat Telepathy Tapes, or, as Sarah Lena calls it,
Speaker 3: telepathy tapes because it is hard to read that word.
Speaker 4: And say it right. I will, I will test to it.
Speaker 3: You want to say telepathy, Well, Telepathy Tapes is so good.
Speaker 3: It's about nonverbal autistic kids who can communicate, who are
Speaker 3: telepathic with their mothers often or with each other.
Speaker 4: And you guys, it's fucking nuts.
Speaker 3: And it's very well documented and it's like thousands of them,
Speaker 3: and it's like it's a real thing.
Speaker 4: They have telepathy. There's like they do.
Speaker 3: All these experiments, they like show you all the control
Speaker 3: settings for it so that you know they're not cheating.
Speaker 3: There's nothing like and these people, these these kids that
Speaker 3: don't speak and use like an iPad to talk. Can
Speaker 3: their mother is given a random word from a word
Speaker 3: generator and they fucking type it out and their mother's
Speaker 3: across the room thinking it numbers up to three digits,
Speaker 3: and they give them dozens of these and they get
Speaker 3: it right one hundred percent of the time.
Speaker 1: Well it's they're counting. Never mind, and.
Speaker 3: I'm only I'm only two episodes in and so I'm
Speaker 3: so excited to keep going on it. But telepathy tapes,
Speaker 3: Like I finally gave in because Anya was raving about it,
Speaker 3: and then Sara Lena was like, I can't sleep you guys,
Speaker 3: because I'm like scared that something like this exists, Like
Speaker 3: it's I'm alone in my house, and like, even though
Speaker 3: it's not a creepy podcast, like the fact that something
Speaker 3: is so out of this world and out of the
Speaker 3: physical realm that there's and scientists won't even like address
Speaker 3: this because they.
Speaker 5: Can't have that with me. They can do sometimes, you know,
Speaker 5: do you don't need twins? Yeah, sometimes they experience this.
Speaker 3: It explains why sometimes when you're thinking of someone, they'll
Speaker 3: call you. I mean, I think a lot of that's
Speaker 3: like a coincidence, But like I do think I know
Speaker 3: for sure now that there's something else going on. There
Speaker 3: is something that these kids are tapping into. There's a
Speaker 3: frequency out there, like a radio frequency that.
Speaker 4: They are on that we are not.
Speaker 1: Well, there's more, you know.
Speaker 4: There's also a question if you listen.
Speaker 5: Our senses are limited, and there's only we're only interpreting
Speaker 5: the data of what our limited senses can.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so's they can't talk opens theirs up or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like colors don't exist there Just.
Speaker 3: To explain the color red to a blind person, you can't.
Speaker 3: You don't even know what to say. You're like, well,
Speaker 3: it's like a rose, and you're like, well fuck, Like yeah,
Speaker 3: there's literally no.
Speaker 4: Way to It's such an interesting thought experiment.
Speaker 5: One thing that also makes me feel comfortable is that
Speaker 5: you can think the same way you think about colors,
Speaker 5: you can think about time. Time is doesn't exist, it
Speaker 5: doesn't simply that also money brains interpretation of vibration, so
Speaker 5: maybe it gives me Yeah, maybe everything is happening at once, oh, or.
Speaker 3: It's happening in different That's what manifestation they think it is.
Speaker 3: It's like when you visualize something, you are tapping into the.
Speaker 4: What's it called the universe.
Speaker 3: There's like, you know, infinite different things happening one dimensions
Speaker 3: where you are living a life where that could have
Speaker 3: gone the other way right, And when you're manifesting, when
Speaker 3: you picture a dimension, you're tapping into that quantum realm
Speaker 3: and finding that dimension and making it happen in your life.
Speaker 3: So there is a DIMENSI where I'm dying in playing
Speaker 3: Cressa is a dimension where I'm landing safely in Saint Louis.
Speaker 3: There is a dimension where I'm you know, manifesting that
Speaker 3: million dollars or that that call from that crush or whatever,
Speaker 3: all the things that people try to manifest, and you
Speaker 3: tap into that and then you make it happen. Because
Speaker 3: they found in the Court that scientists were like able
Speaker 3: to study the things on a molecular level, and when
Speaker 3: they looked at the molecules they could see them, but
Speaker 3: when they didn't they couldn't see them. So if you
Speaker 3: picture it, you can see it. Things would appear that
Speaker 3: you could only see once you were looking at it.
Speaker 1: I've both a particle and a wave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also Joe des Benza's book who that taught
Speaker 3: me all about that.
Speaker 4: I found out he's a quack. So I don't know.
Speaker 4: I still believe a manifestation, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: He turned to a docu manifested.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he manifest it.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I'm on the podcast subreddit and I see
Speaker 3: let me pull it up.
Speaker 5: I was going to send it to you guys, podcast
Speaker 5: of telepathy tapes.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, no, no, just it's called just podcasts one
Speaker 4: secon sorry, the main ones of it.
Speaker 1: My uh.
Speaker 5: Someone posted once again my Ford f one fifty big
Speaker 5: al cartoon on Reddit. It went viral, and of course
Speaker 5: whoa off my god. Yeah, and I'm not referenced in
Speaker 5: it at all, but it's nice to know at least
Speaker 5: that that's the second time it's gone viral on Reddit
Speaker 5: without me getting credited. But at least people think it's
Speaker 5: funny and while.
Speaker 4: Looking that up.
Speaker 2: So for Super Bowl, I didn't really do anything except
Speaker 2: Brian invited me to join his Super Bowl boxes, and.
Speaker 4: I had no idea what that was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was either I was like okay, fine, so
Speaker 2: I sent him like forty bucks and I ended up
Speaker 2: winning fifty bucks that's right. The coolest thing was that
Speaker 2: So I always knew that Brian was an animator, but
Speaker 2: I didn't know that you could draw your boxes.
Speaker 4: Was so cool, like the.
Speaker 5: Everybody a personalized little like logo essentially for their box.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Noah was the.
Speaker 4: Cactus Locha in Arizona.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm so much a yeah, prickly cactus filled
Speaker 5: with water.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I will say that it's not lost on me that
Speaker 3: I just complained about people not asking about other people
Speaker 3: and I haven't asked about your guys' weekends at all.
Speaker 4: But it's just because this is the podcast, is what
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 3: If this were a conversation, exactly, we just don't have
Speaker 3: enough time.
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I promise if Brian and me and Noah were at lunch,
Speaker 3: this would not be the conversation.
Speaker 5: Well, let me say one thing, and that is box related.
Speaker 5: So huge success. The boxes were a huge success. It
Speaker 5: was the biggest pot I've ever done. It was twenty
Speaker 5: dollars a box, so it wound up being a two
Speaker 5: thousand dollars pot, which means the winner of the final
Speaker 5: will get one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Whoa.
Speaker 5: Noah won the five to five, which is when your
Speaker 5: box is five and five, which is the worst possible
Speaker 5: box you can get. So I give someone fifty dollars
Speaker 5: for you having basically no chance of winning at all.
Speaker 1: Okay, but first.
Speaker 4: Wait, so is that cheating? Did you put me there
Speaker 4: on purpose?
Speaker 1: No? Numbers are selected randomly.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah? Do I feel good again?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow.
Speaker 5: So the prizes are awarded per quarter. First quarter is
Speaker 5: the least, the half is the second most, third quarter's
Speaker 5: third most, and then the big prize is the final.
Speaker 5: And the winner of the Final this year, winning a
Speaker 5: cool one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Was Bill Dixon. Good b Yeah, Bill Dixon pulled it
Speaker 1: in what fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I love that guy.
Speaker 3: I actually met two people last night from Love is
Speaker 3: Blind and then they both were on the Bachelor, and
Speaker 3: they were like, Nikki, we know Bill Dixon, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, isn't he the best? And
Speaker 3: we just like sang Bill Dixon's praises, which Bill Dixon
Speaker 3: was a producer on Bachelor, and then he was a
Speaker 3: producer on f Boy Island.
Speaker 4: He's one of my best friends.
Speaker 3: He yeah, creator sorry, creator be F Whalen, but executive
Speaker 3: producer on Bachelor, and I originally met saw Bill because
Speaker 3: Hannah's season. She was getting out of a car and
Speaker 3: like tripped on the side and I saw a producer
Speaker 3: run out to help her, and I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, that like never happens. Producers are always just
Speaker 3: like pushing people down, you know, they're not like helping.
Speaker 3: And I like posted about it on my story I
Speaker 3: think at the time or Twitter whatever it was happening
Speaker 3: at the time this aired, and I was like, this.
Speaker 4: Guy is amazing. Who is this? I love seeing this.
Speaker 3: You never see this, Like bravo to this producer for
Speaker 3: like being a real human. And then years later Bill
Speaker 3: was like, hey, you posted about me once.
Speaker 4: I was like, I remember you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And Bill also has a viral tweet that always gets recirculated.
Speaker 4: That's when he was a waiter.
Speaker 3: He rewaited on Ludacris, and Ludacris sent back some spring
Speaker 3: rolls and Bill went back to apologize for the spring
Speaker 3: rolls not being good, and he was like he just said, yeah,
Speaker 3: sometimes spring rolls are like that or something like that.
Speaker 3: And Bill said, and I think about it at least
Speaker 3: once a week. And Bill was the original person that
Speaker 3: did the joke that you see all the time on Instagram.
Speaker 3: That's like, and I thought about it every day ever since.
Speaker 3: Whenever you see that line of like, and I've thought
Speaker 3: about it at least once a week the rest of
Speaker 3: my life. That is, that's that's someone copying a joke
Speaker 3: that's not original. Throwing up in your mouth is a
Speaker 3: little bit is an original? Checks Yeah, uh, lives ret
Speaker 3: free in my head is not original.
Speaker 4: It's not funny. The first person who.
Speaker 3: Said it was, but everyone else has not been. And
Speaker 3: so Bill Dickson was the first person to say. And
Speaker 3: I've thought about it every day ever since. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: know that that would blow my mind if I wasn't
Speaker 3: a comedian.
Speaker 4: It would blow my mind that that.
Speaker 3: Was a written thing that someone had to conceive of first,
Speaker 3: and that everyone else said no one ever, Yes, exactly,
Speaker 3: Like just look out for those things, like people that
Speaker 3: use those aren't funny. They're like copying people who are
Speaker 3: funny anyway. But you shouldn't get you shouldn't be mad
Speaker 3: at them because they're they're just not funny.
Speaker 1: They're trying. They don't not.
Speaker 3: That's like me going like womp or like something like
Speaker 3: doing a musical thing that someone's like, well, someone originally
Speaker 3: composed skilepsy dizzy dyslexed bits. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So oh wait, by the way, can.
Speaker 3: We just real quickly, like tell me your thoughts on
Speaker 3: the game, and like, what what a blowout? I mean
Speaker 3: I was, I was on a group chat with you,
Speaker 3: so I kind of saw your thought.
Speaker 5: But yeah, well quick thoughts on the game is that
Speaker 5: it was really boring, just like I mean, no offense,
Speaker 5: but like every Chiefs game this year has been boring.
Speaker 5: They just slowly win games every time. And it was
Speaker 5: interesting because even in when they're losing in a blowout,
Speaker 5: it was it was boring. And you could see in
Speaker 5: the very end of the game when Patrick Mahomes threw
Speaker 5: that bomb to Xavier Worthy that it was within the
Speaker 5: Chiefs as an organization to be exciting this year, and
Speaker 5: for whatever reason, whether it was just sheer confidence or
Speaker 5: they didn't want to show their hand too early, they
Speaker 5: never tapped into that, like I would say, like pure
Speaker 5: just playing the game that I'm used to seeing from
Speaker 5: the Chiefs, who are used to be like the most
Speaker 5: exciting tent w.
Speaker 3: So I was wearing all Chief stuff, so people were
Speaker 3: looking at me like huh, sucks to be you, and
Speaker 3: I was like I don't really care.
Speaker 4: To be honest with you, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I just like I also am happy for the Eagles
Speaker 3: because I like that the owner donated to Kamala and
Speaker 3: uh and he did some other cool stuff that was
Speaker 3: like on the right side of things.
Speaker 4: So I thought he was.
Speaker 3: Cool and I like and I like Philadelphia a lot.
Speaker 3: I think it's like one of my favorite cities of
Speaker 3: all time. Yeah, not to you know, I don't know
Speaker 3: about Eagles fans or whatever people think about them, but
Speaker 3: so I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't really care.
Speaker 3: And I just look cute and red and I'm a
Speaker 3: swiftye like that's let's and I know Travis and I
Speaker 3: know Randy Mahomes, like it doesn't matter why it's cheer
Speaker 3: for whatever. But I will say that I felt bad
Speaker 3: for them in the last quarter when it was kind
Speaker 3: of like the game is over, Like how I know
Speaker 3: this happens all the time, but like I was looking
Speaker 3: at Chris, like why.
Speaker 4: Don't we just like why don't they just say, you know,
Speaker 4: just take it, like you have to like keep trying.
Speaker 3: It's like so embarrassing that you like, it's almost like
Speaker 3: when I'm bombing really bad on a set and you
Speaker 3: have to like do your time, and you're like, these
Speaker 3: people don't want it.
Speaker 4: The people in the audience hate me.
Speaker 3: They want to go home or you know, or wherever,
Speaker 3: go back to their hotel rooms because they're at a
Speaker 3: conference where they were like I was thrust on them
Speaker 3: because it's a corporate gig or and but I still
Speaker 3: have to do my time. And it's like, what can
Speaker 3: we just all agree that this isn't going well? But
Speaker 3: instead I have to keep trying. And do I keep trying?
Speaker 3: Like do I give it to my all? Will it
Speaker 3: change anything?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: At what point was it like so far gone that
Speaker 3: there was no coming back? Like when would you say
Speaker 3: that was the point?
Speaker 1: Oh? Halftime? I mean no team has ever run.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Really, I didn't the Patriots come back.
Speaker 4: From like eight twenty twenty three point okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty eight to three. There was twenty seven to
Speaker 5: three at halftime. It's so interesting because you know, people
Speaker 5: say that Mahomes is the greatest fall time and not
Speaker 5: Tom Brady, although the one time that they faced off
Speaker 5: in the Super Bowl or the one time they faced
Speaker 5: off in the Super Bowl, tom Brady won so head
Speaker 5: to head. But then also it's like Mahomes is down
Speaker 5: by twenty four points at halftime in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5: No one's ever been able to come back from that
Speaker 5: type of deficit except one person. And you happened to
Speaker 5: be announcing the game, and it must have taken so
Speaker 5: much composed.
Speaker 3: I was so happy for Tom Brady, you know, like
Speaker 3: I was sad for everyone, so sated with like the
Speaker 3: Mahomes family and like you know all the people that
Speaker 3: Chiefs fans, like you're sad for them, Like people who's
Speaker 3: happy depends on this it sucks. I was like Tom,
Speaker 3: tom Brady's happy right now, and I'm on board with that.
Speaker 3: Like Tom gets to keep the Goat title for now,
Speaker 3: like it doesn't it's it's it's.
Speaker 4: Not going anywhere.
Speaker 3: This was, you know, And I was like I was,
Speaker 3: I was dying to have been at home to hear
Speaker 3: his commentary because I bet his voice would have gotten
Speaker 3: like so much more chipper and like excited throughout, like
Speaker 3: towards the end, Like was there a noticeable like elation
Speaker 3: that you could sense in his voice?
Speaker 5: Hard to tell, I mean, there's not a lot of range,
Speaker 5: but yeah, he he did. Tom Brady though, did reference the.
Speaker 1: Roast, That's right.
Speaker 4: In a commercial, in.
Speaker 5: A commercial, a Dura cell commercial, very self deprecating where
Speaker 5: Tom Brady is. They made it seem like we were
Speaker 5: just cutting to them in the booth, so like it
Speaker 5: wasn't a commercial. And then Tom Brady like shuts down
Speaker 5: like he's a robot, and we're all like.
Speaker 1: What the fuck, it's supposed to be the game. That's funny.
Speaker 5: And then they come in and the duras celle experts like,
Speaker 5: we need to replay. Let me need to check his batteries.
Speaker 5: They open up his arm and he's got non Dura
Speaker 5: cell batteries and everyone's like, what the fuck? This is
Speaker 5: the super Bowl. They put Dura cel batteries into his arm.
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 5: He turns back on and then Kevin I forgot his
Speaker 5: last name. The other announcer says, Tom, are you okay?
Speaker 5: And Tom Brady goes, why has everyone been asking me
Speaker 5: that since the roast?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. Good for him because he could have
Speaker 3: been like, no, we're cutting that yeah line, you know,
Speaker 3: like okay, so we have to go. You're gonna have
Speaker 3: to listen tomorrow's episode to find out what I saw
Speaker 3: on the subreddit podcast that is very interesting to me,
Speaker 3: but I know you'll be there tomorrow. On you guys
Speaker 3: always are. Thank you for listening today. We'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Don't be cood bye.
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