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Speaker 1: Hello guys, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's Marie and Sydney. I feel like sometimes people can't

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Speaker 2: tell the difference between our voices. Really yeah, black women

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Speaker 2: sound alike. But then somebody will say something mean and

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Speaker 2: they'd be like, oh, that's Sydney.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's not true.

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Speaker 2: You are the rudest, meanest, code blooded ist.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: If I mean, it's because I learned from you city

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Speaker 2: you are older than me, and therefore you teaching me. No,

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Speaker 2: absolutely not see your your pure ways.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm not even gonna go and I'm not even

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Speaker 1: gonna don't sink your sins to me.

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Speaker 2: I was really.

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Speaker 1: Nice when I met you, just going out of my

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Speaker 1: way being a good Christian person, and then you put

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Speaker 1: your devilish ways on me.

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Speaker 2: Don't do that, don't. You don't need to go out

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Speaker 2: of your way for that person. That's a damn lie.

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Speaker 4: I've seen you be when I met you. You were being

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Speaker 4: mean to people.

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Speaker 2: You would like step over people to get into your uber.

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Speaker 3: Are you fucking serious?

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Speaker 2: I feel like, And then I feel like there was

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Speaker 2: a oh, there was a time when when we were

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Speaker 2: all going to a Mic and you jumped in the car,

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Speaker 2: and then there was a comic that followed us out

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Speaker 2: and got in the.

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Speaker 4: Uber with us, and you were like, what did this

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Speaker 4: nigga doing here?

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Speaker 2: And that was a real question. Was he gonna put

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Speaker 2: five on it?

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Speaker 1: I can't have two niggas not paying for the uber

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Speaker 1: because you wasn't going to put five on it?

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 4: It was so funny. You looked at him like he

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Speaker 4: was scum on the bottom of it.

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Speaker 2: I just not.

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Speaker 4: I'm just I didn't learn that from me. You didn't

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Speaker 4: learn that from me.

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Speaker 2: You've been Gabrielle Union and bring it on. You been

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Speaker 2: gabriel your damn movie she does. Hello, Marie, how are

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Speaker 2: you doing? You look gracious? What were you an expert

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Speaker 2: in this week? Oh? I'm not really prepared for that

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Speaker 2: question right now. I feel like maybe you should tell

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Speaker 2: us what you were an expert in this week? And

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Speaker 2: I was an expert in uber pooling per usual. Actually

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Speaker 2: I took an uber pool over here and they picked

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Speaker 2: up seventy motherfucker's all going to work.

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Speaker 4: It was so upsetting.

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Speaker 1: I had a bitch in the back who was on

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Speaker 1: her phone the entire time, and I was like, what

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Speaker 1: was she talking about oh, nothing, absolutely nothing. I can't

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Speaker 1: even remember what the fuck she was talking about, but

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Speaker 1: I knew that it was making my blood boil because

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Speaker 1: we had already picked up seven people. So I was like, yo,

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Speaker 1: I just want peace and quiet. So I was like,

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Speaker 1: what is the protocol for when somebody's on the phone

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Speaker 1: in uber Pool. I'm like, but just is like the

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Speaker 1: Long Island Railroad, Like you can't be on the phone

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Speaker 1: on there, Like this is like a train or a bus,

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Speaker 1: like whatever you gotta do, text them, you can't be

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Speaker 1: on the phone. So obviously she had one of them

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Speaker 1: short West Indian haircuts, so and she had Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: had some of that yellow in it.

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Speaker 4: So I was like, you know what, she's getting ready to.

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Speaker 2: Get it crazy. It's like, I'm not going for her.

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Speaker 1: But then I picked up my phone and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call you because you're gonna blow the cover.

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Speaker 1: So I called Adrian up and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: so great to hear from you. And she's like you

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Speaker 1: callet me. She's like you know who you're talking to, right,

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Speaker 1: And I said yeah. So I started to act like

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Speaker 1: I was on the phone, and I started being really loud,

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Speaker 1: and giving her a dose of what she was doing.

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Speaker 1: And I was talking about absolutely.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I know this guy is so blue,

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Speaker 2: right Carl, are you crazy?

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Speaker 1: Like guys not even being so loud, being ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Do you know this woman had the nerve.

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Speaker 1: She's like, excuse me, I'm on the phone, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, so am I We were ready to.

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Speaker 2: Your face, like yo, we was popping.

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Speaker 1: Then the fucking driver was listening to like one of

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Speaker 1: his I don't know, Christian Mingle religious tapes, so he.

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Speaker 4: Was listening to shit.

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Speaker 3: He was, he's on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Then he got Hot ninety seven, so funk Flex is

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Speaker 1: dropping fucking bombs.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yo, don't even be on the radio

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Speaker 2: this honestly. Whatever it said, well maybe it was like

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Speaker 2: a Nigerian funk Master Flex on the phone, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: but all I know is that I was angry and

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Speaker 2: I didn't know how to like so fix it.

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Speaker 4: So I just was like petty with everybody.

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'm gonna be on the phone

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Speaker 1: for a minute because we I'm handling business.

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Speaker 4: I'm on a business and then Adrian was like I have.

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Speaker 2: To go, babe, babe.

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Speaker 1: She was like baby, what's up. I have a meeting

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Speaker 1: in like ten minutes. I was like, well, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: be on the phone for ten minutes. I need know this,

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Speaker 1: but you know that she can't be loud on the

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Speaker 1: phone and I gotta prep for the meeting. Listen, So

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Speaker 1: this lady is like talking on the phone like I

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Speaker 1: can hear.

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Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, you know.

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Speaker 3: I'm in that fucking bumba clock.

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Speaker 2: No, she didn't say that, but she was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: in the uber pool and somebody's being real loud. And

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm on the uberpool and there's

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Speaker 2: some woman in the back being extra loud about nothing.

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Speaker 2: You've been real out on this podcast.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: I was really I was getting really yeah. I just

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Speaker 1: want to know how this thing ended. Oh how it ended?

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Speaker 3: She got out? Wrap it up? Did she get out?

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Speaker 2: She got out?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, babey, I.

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Speaker 2: Need any more to fuck up. She's getting in the

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Speaker 2: middle of talking about something that she actually wanted to

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Speaker 2: talk about.

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Speaker 1: And then the driver was like, yeah, you really aren't

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Speaker 1: supposed to be on the phone, like it's kind of rude.

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Speaker 2: I was like, she was on the phone.

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Speaker 3: The whole time.

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Speaker 4: I only got on the phone because two stars. You

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Speaker 4: got two stars.

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Speaker 2: I gave him five. He looked like he had twelve kids.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, but sure he gave you two stars. He

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Speaker 4: probably gave her four anyway.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where were you an expert in this week? I

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Speaker 2: was an expert at complimenting black women this week? I like,

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Speaker 2: you know, I see an attractive black woman and I

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Speaker 2: just so she doesn't have to be pretty. Sometimes I

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Speaker 2: just like, you know how dainty her ankles look, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you got some great ankles, And like, I

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Speaker 2: feel like as a black women, we don't get enough

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Speaker 2: of those types of compliments. Very gay. Now we went

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Speaker 2: to we went to curl Fest, and I was complimenting

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Speaker 2: all the queens.

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Speaker 4: I was like, you're so bretty, you're so bred.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, can we take a picture?

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Speaker 3: Let's I got back.

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Speaker 4: Sure, it was a lot.

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Speaker 2: I also had my boots out, so I mean, it

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Speaker 2: was a good, good weekend.

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Speaker 3: It was a good experience.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you got to show love to people

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Speaker 2: who look like you because we I don't conform to

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Speaker 2: European standards of beauty. I don't know what the fuck

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Speaker 2: that's supposed to me.

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Speaker 4: That means that I don't complement any white women.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, that's who we listening to the podcast, Marie.

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Speaker 2: You see when I'm talking about the route the cold,

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Speaker 2: but it is Sydney.

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Speaker 4: You yelled on the phone during an uberpool ride, so

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Speaker 4: you're also rude.

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Speaker 1: You could have been like, excuse me, sis, No, I

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Speaker 1: was on my petty wop, That's what I was doing.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm not being petty.

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Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of black women don't get

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Speaker 2: the love that we deserve. So I just I've been

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Speaker 2: complimenting people with pretty hair. And this woman said something

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Speaker 4: Your hair looks really moisturized.

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Speaker 2: And that was all that I could come up with

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Speaker 2: because she was She wasn't that cute, but she took

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Speaker 2: that that elevated her week.

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Sometimes that is that a real b will you got

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Speaker 2: on your lips look great in that color or whatever.

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 4: I'm not really good at compliments, as you can tell

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Speaker 4: you you're.

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Speaker 1: Not at all, Because I'm like, you know who you

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Speaker 1: can compliment? You could start with the person your neighbor,

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Speaker 1: Like myself love that neighbor first.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna look to my right, and actually to

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Speaker 2: my right is our guest for today. Yes, he's a

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Speaker 2: he's a.

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Speaker 4: He's a comedian, and I feel like he might do

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Speaker 4: some philanthropy.

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Speaker 3: I'm not really sure.

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Speaker 2: He has obviously a daytime job. He got a great job,

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Speaker 2: because I mean he here with us during our job.

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Speaker 3: So I mean, who's better than who?

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Speaker 1: I mean he's got a tie on and he's got

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Speaker 1: a button down that's not fraid Oh my god, a

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Speaker 1: beautiful slack?

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Speaker 2: Is that a khaki slack?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: Is that a general slack?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 4: Yes, you can't speak yet.

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Speaker 3: We didn't bring you in.

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Speaker 2: This podcast, but you guys, yo, let us let introduce.

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Speaker 2: He hosts a monkey show, yeah, called Thug Passion with Sharp,

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Speaker 2: who is another really funny comedian. Uh, he's our classy

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Speaker 2: black man, our prestigious black.

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Speaker 3: Drop it in classic classy Man?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, classic, yea classic?

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Speaker 3: Didn't you the song? Classman? You're gonna drop it and

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Speaker 3: you're gonna sing it? What happens? What's it tech? On

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Speaker 3: the podcast?

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Speaker 4: See, you weren't even supposed to speak.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're supposed to speak when spoken.

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Speaker 4: To Classic Man. But he's also quite rude.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he is.

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Speaker 4: He's a classic man.

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Speaker 2: Give it up for shut up. His name is give

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Speaker 2: it up for courty.

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Speaker 3: Farine. I was about to get on the phone this

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Speaker 3: whole time.

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Speaker 4: It's beIN eight minutes and forty seconds, and you couldn't wait.

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Speaker 2: You couldn't wait to work.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'm trying. Time is money? Y'all telling

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Speaker 3: me about uber. First of all, that's the driver's fault.

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Speaker 3: I've heard. I've had the driver go excuse me, excuse me,

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Speaker 3: you can't be on the phone. I was like, you

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Speaker 3: tell them. He couldn't.

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Speaker 1: He was listening to his prayer, so he's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: not even supposed to be listening to this.

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Speaker 3: You should have snitched.

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Speaker 4: He was in the front seat, like, yeah, I was sitting.

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Speaker 3: You should have elbowed.

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Speaker 4: Them a Yeah, you didn't make eye contact with the

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Speaker 1: Well, what I did was, instead of I would look

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Speaker 4: I was trying to turn down.

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Speaker 3: His made it hot.

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Speaker 2: You should have been like, sir, it's a little loud

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Speaker 4: Can we turn everything off? If she had have done that,

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Speaker 3: Throw her window down so she got all that winded.

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Speaker 2: Courtney, you seem like the type of person who takes

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Speaker 2: like a car service should be in ubers. You like,

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Speaker 3: I actually do car to go now, I drive myself.

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Speaker 3: I can't you?

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Speaker 2: What is that all them shoulders in them tiny weight.

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Speaker 3: You're in a zippy I mean by my by by myself.

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Speaker 3: What's that for the zip car?

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Speaker 4: It was them tiny cars, them little golf cars.

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Speaker 3: Just hop and hop out a smart car, smart car,

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Speaker 3: that's what you do. You'll be picking up women in

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Speaker 4: What can I put you on top of the car?

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Speaker 3: You need a ride inside and meet me a no.

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Speaker 4: I mean I've been in one of those and I

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Speaker 3: Is he come on? Did you have room?

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Speaker 4: She was all over? She was like, well, my breast

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Speaker 2: So it's it's it's not that it's okay, does it Courtney? Okay?

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Speaker 2: So let's describe Courtney real quick. I don't do what

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Speaker 2: tapped about him. Courtney is as a black man. He's

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Speaker 2: got a beard, beautiful being. It looks great and makes

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Speaker 2: full cast the oil the face or not, oh.

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Speaker 3: Her hoble oil. And then I got the black product

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Speaker 3: shout out to Uh, what's it called Scotch Scotch brand.

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Speaker 3: I think it's.

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Speaker 2: Called is that from CVS?

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Speaker 3: What? No? No, no, you got the website.

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Speaker 2: This word black businesses classy. I love it.

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Speaker 3: And that's like a beard, like a hair product. They

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Speaker 3: do beard, they do face, they do black dude, just

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Speaker 4: Listen, y'all need to put Courtney on.

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Speaker 1: Any kind of products you got going on, his face

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Speaker 1: would be beautiful.

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Speaker 4: We got good skin. You got the Malcolm X glasses on.

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Speaker 3: He sure does.

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Speaker 2: His skin is glowing. He's got on a light blue

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Speaker 2: kind of sheer, very form fitting. But he's got a

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Speaker 3: It wasn't supposed to be.

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Speaker 2: The drag cleaners fucked it up, y'all.

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Speaker 3: I mean because you got off the rack and there's

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Speaker 3: no size you got. Hey do you got stocky? Y'all

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Speaker 3: got stocky? All right, I'm like stocky.

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Speaker 1: You got nice arms, got good arms, you got good forearms.

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Speaker 4: You got nice hands.

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Speaker 1: Let me see, Oh your hands are clean. But the nails,

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Speaker 1: the nails are very manicure. There's no polish on there.

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Speaker 3: Wait, y'all got y'all got yeah, you be having dudes

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Speaker 3: over here with dirty nails on the podcast Just the

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Speaker 3: Dirty Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We don't normally go all the way top to bottom.

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Speaker 2: But Sidney, look at your hands, so we talk because

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Speaker 2: he's classy. So he got on a slack, a black slack,

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Speaker 2: a red tie, and a brown shoe. You look really good.

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Speaker 2: It looks like like first day for the first day.

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Speaker 4: Were first day work?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean Monday early on your first day.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you don't believe in the ninety day probation period,

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Speaker 2: do you the ninety day probation period.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I work for the government. I can't get fired

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Speaker 3: the government.

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Speaker 2: Really.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, come on and don't tell us everything. Just tell

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Speaker 3: us I just work. I worked for the government, and

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Speaker 3: uh i've been. I was a contractor for the government

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Speaker 3: for like fourteen years and then last year are you

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Speaker 3: thirty five?

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Speaker 2: Thirty five?

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Speaker 4: I see a little salt pepper and the beer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I grew it up because it got

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Speaker 3: long white hairs in here.

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Speaker 2: It looks good. So you work for the government, say,

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Speaker 2: for instance, I have like a record, you can can

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Speaker 2: you like sponge that sponge.

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Speaker 3: Expunge that I mean, that's that's probably how I would

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Speaker 3: get fired.

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Speaker 4: Ye what's your security clearance?

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Speaker 3: Secret Courtney. Never, I've never been clown for my security

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Speaker 3: claims before.

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Speaker 2: Don't you do that.

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Speaker 3: What we're doing, we're doing top secret higher that's that

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Speaker 3: what listen.

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Speaker 2: We just want to know about you. So you've been

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Speaker 2: working for the government for fourteen years? Okay, So what

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Speaker 2: that means he got some money out? You got a

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Speaker 2: four one K? Yeah he said you heard that. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: He's kind of like like, yeah, you don't.

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Speaker 3: The benefits what y'all doing?

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Speaker 4: I mean I have a four one K, but it's

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Speaker 4: left over from my job from.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah you could.

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Speaker 4: How long were you at that job?

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Speaker 3: A year? Okay?

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Speaker 2: I was like, it's not that much in there.

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Speaker 3: Seventy it was even a whole year.

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Speaker 4: I was legit there maybe eight months.

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Speaker 3: Retire and get a fifty dollar check. Listen, we appreciate the.

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Speaker 2: Surface Yanks so much and then they're gonna tax it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh you know it, you know it. Whatever, don't judge

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Speaker 2: about gonna be strong though, I'm gonna get stayed all day.

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Speaker 3: Give me get two scoops to walk come over.

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Speaker 1: So corny before we get into the class, I just

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Speaker 1: want to know, like your what's your regimen, like your

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Speaker 1: body regimen?

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Speaker 2: Like, what do you do? Because you you look very fit?

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Speaker 3: You okay, well where's the thing? I was supposed to

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Speaker 3: go to training today?

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: Like training that was gonna take probably like four or

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Speaker 3: five months. Uh So before I went, I was gonna

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Speaker 3: be real physical. So I tried to boke because I

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Speaker 3: was going to do this thing where I got bigger

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Speaker 3: and then slim down. You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: Scolding you know about sculpting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't your sister doing that?

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Speaker 3: School?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I get she's doing that. This is not about her.

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Speaker 3: And then and then they told you, boy, yeah you're

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Speaker 3: not going, and I was like, but I've been, I've been.

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Speaker 4: I was playing who told Who told it?

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Speaker 3: I was like, hey, look like you're not going. I

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Speaker 3: was just like but I was doing the thing with

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Speaker 3: my body, and they was like, we don't give a book.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, okay.

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Speaker 2: So now you got this, Like so.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm trying to get down because I put on

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Speaker 3: you put on the extra lbs and it shit hurt?

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Speaker 2: How many how many pounds?

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Speaker 3: Ooh like fifteen twenty that's notty?

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Speaker 2: How much do you weigh because you look ahead two

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Speaker 2: five you hear that lady's two o. What you gotta

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Speaker 2: tell us the height with that two O five five six,

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Speaker 2: that's a that's a big body. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: can bus driver uppercut a bitch right now.

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Speaker 3: I probably won't could get no, I was gonna say

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Speaker 3: something different. I just you know, I had to lead

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Speaker 3: it in. You know, I could lift both of you

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Speaker 3: all over my head.

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Speaker 2: Either, well, we're nothing like amasing on five.

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Speaker 3: That's not neither one of these. What do you you

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Speaker 3: guys are tiny? We are.

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Speaker 2: Well, I didn't booke up to sculpt or nothing. I

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Speaker 2: just I'm trying to book up this ass. But that's

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Speaker 2: about it, right, Well, how do we smoke up and

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Speaker 2: then sculpt the asses?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? What you do is build a time machine and

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Speaker 3: then fix the genetic.

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Speaker 4: Nigga, fix the genetics.

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Speaker 3: You just you drop, you drop booty into somebody great

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Speaker 3: great grandmother and then by the time it makes its

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Speaker 3: way around, let me.

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Speaker 1: Get a pin to stick it in your arms so

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Speaker 1: it can be fl because you disrespectful, so you bumked up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was. I was doing heavy heavy lifting

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Speaker 3: Monday through Thursday, and then you know, played basketball Sundays.

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Speaker 2: What about dates? You? Where you going on days? Where

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Speaker 2: your corney you were? I mean, Sydney.

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Speaker 4: You are like spitting these questions out. What about dates?

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Speaker 2: What about dates? Courtney? What kind of women are you

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Speaker 2: attracted to as a classy black man? Okay, so she say,

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Speaker 2: if you say what I feel like you're about to say,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna flip this whole table.

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Speaker 3: She gotta she gotta, she gotta keep up with the conversation.

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Speaker 3: She gotta be quick. I love I love it if

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Speaker 3: she's smarter than me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, we're here for that. But what does she

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Speaker 4: look like?

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Speaker 3: We're doing descriptions?

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Speaker 4: Yes, perfect, Yeah, perfect, that's perfect.

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Speaker 3: So if you say perfect, ideal, the ideal is like

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Speaker 3: a little she could even be taller than me. I

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Speaker 3: don't even care like height, does it?

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Speaker 2: I mean you don't care. I'm sure she would.

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Speaker 3: Where's the lie?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you said five six, bigga, I'm five four.

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Speaker 3: I just I just got I just got a text

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Speaker 3: message for myself. I don't like what you'll do right now.

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Speaker 3: I don't like what what's your perfect?

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Speaker 4: She could be told you like a five seven?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she gotta be. I mean complexion, mine dark, I

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Speaker 3: don't care, big old, big old, but somebody, somebody, somebody

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Speaker 3: who dropped the genetics in there years ago.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. I got Does she wear long weaves?

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Speaker 2: Does she have a fro?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 4: What's the heck?

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Speaker 3: Like natural? I do like a natural?

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Speaker 4: What's some of these gigs.

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Speaker 1: Always talking about they want a natural bitch, and then

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Speaker 1: when I see them, I'm like, fake as fuck.

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Speaker 3: I mean, because what you want and what you get

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Speaker 3: what you get. We all want a million dollars, but

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Speaker 3: what we got is not that. So okay, I can

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Speaker 3: say I want that, But then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 3: if Long Weave a little but approached me, she'd be like,

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Speaker 3: what's up? Long weave a little bay, how you doing, Sydney Long?

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Speaker 2: We've a little buck?

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Speaker 1: Actually this is like to my shoulders weave, so it's

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Speaker 1: not that long.

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Speaker 2: It still looks free, and.

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Speaker 4: My butty's kind of big today.

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Speaker 3: Also, I keep up with the stories on Instagram, and

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Speaker 3: your hair is always changing. It's dope, thank you.

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Speaker 4: It is Sidney Sydney having looks. Yeah, you know, I

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Speaker 4: have just switch it up for the dates that I'm

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Speaker 4: not going on.

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00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,159
Speaker 3: So wait, you're not going on date? What you got girlfriend.

452
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,160
Speaker 3: Never mind, I.

453
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,119
Speaker 2: Just made her tacos.

454
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,400
Speaker 4: So who cooking a euphemism for something? I just made

455
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,040
Speaker 4: her tacos?

456
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,440
Speaker 1: Like what now, Marie? Why are you taking it there?

457
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,960
Speaker 1: You know what tacos I'm talking about?

458
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,159
Speaker 4: No, I don't.

459
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:59,480
Speaker 3: Wait wait Sidney, it's not about you.

460
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,159
Speaker 4: Let's go back a Courtney fearing to Corny. Tell us

461
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,159
Speaker 4: a little bit about your background.

462
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:03,640
Speaker 2: Where you from.

463
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,040
Speaker 4: Where does a classy black man like.

464
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,200
Speaker 3: You come from? Born in San Diego?

465
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,399
Speaker 2: Grew up that is so classy. That's why you're so

466
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,520
Speaker 2: low key, like like chill. You're so chill.

467
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,560
Speaker 3: I can't do I can't do wild.

468
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:20,800
Speaker 2: I'm not you look like you love a Catalina wine mixer. Yes, what.

469
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,439
Speaker 3: Everybody's standing around, just get okay. Wine. Grew up in

470
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,639
Speaker 3: DC majority of my life and then went to the

471
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,760
Speaker 3: military at eighteen, and then I'm in mack sense.

472
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,440
Speaker 4: That's what these shoulders are. Military shoulders and also heavy lifting.

473
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,960
Speaker 3: When they do shout out to the Marines.

474
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,400
Speaker 4: Wow, well, shout out to the Marines dead.

475
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,280
Speaker 2: So where does somebody like you, like, how do you

476
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,679
Speaker 2: end up in New York? You've been in all these

477
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,320
Speaker 2: classy places and then you come to New York where

478
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,159
Speaker 2: Scotty and it's like rats dragging pizza slicesh Where do

479
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:54,960
Speaker 2: you live in New York?

480
00:19:55,320 --> 00:20:01,879
Speaker 3: Astoria? Oh? Whoa? I wish the listeners can see that face.

481
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,639
Speaker 3: The face is nice, give me give me your face first.

482
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:09,199
Speaker 3: What was that face for? And it on Q too like,

483
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:09,919
Speaker 3: well that's.

484
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,520
Speaker 4: Because is it queens? I feel like, how many transfers

485
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,160
Speaker 4: do you have to take to get to.

486
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,119
Speaker 3: Work that time? That time square and then.

487
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,200
Speaker 4: You gotta go to two b You gotta go through

488
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,400
Speaker 4: two boroughs to get to work.

489
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a bitch.

490
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 2: But Historia is nice.

491
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,560
Speaker 1: There's a lot of families, there's a lot of bigger

492
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,359
Speaker 1: apartments for more money, I mean for less money.

493
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,760
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. So I lived in bedstyle when I

494
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,320
Speaker 3: first got here. Loved it, lived off of myrtle ab.

495
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:37,240
Speaker 3: It was great. Lived with two other women roommates. They

496
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 3: were all right, real shady, uh the real passive aggressive.

497
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:43,560
Speaker 2: They were white.

498
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,080
Speaker 3: No, no, they were black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I met one.

499
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,439
Speaker 3: We had a conversation. She was like, I went to Howard.

500
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,359
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm from DC. We knew some of

501
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 3: the same people. She was just like, well, you'd be

502
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,080
Speaker 3: a perfect roommate, and I mean they were fine, Like

503
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,239
Speaker 3: little things would happen, nothing major, Like one day she

504
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,679
Speaker 3: was sleeping on a couch no pants on, and she

505
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,800
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I was like, that's nope,

506
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 3: all right, okay, we'll leave a little passive aggressive notes. Hey,

507
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 3: could you put your hot sauce back where you got

508
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 3: it from? It was on my shf. I'm like, it

509
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 3: was on my shelf. Yeah, let's not.

510
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 2: But she had her bare ass on the couch.

511
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 4: Can you get you where you got it?

512
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 2: Can you keep your secretions to yourself please? I'm not

513
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:22,880
Speaker 2: on the couch.

514
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, sit on the couch. I was confined to my room.

515
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,879
Speaker 3: The only my biggest problem through all of that was

516
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 3: I was sleeping in a loft bed. As a classic man,

517
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 3: you can't sleep in.

518
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,960
Speaker 4: A loft wa raised bed.

519
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 2: Wait, what's wrong with the loft bed? Everything, Sydney. I

520
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 2: think a little bed, grown up bunk bed. No, it's

521
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 2: not as well. First of all, I slept, No, I

522
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 2: slept over the door. You me.

523
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 3: You come in the room and look out like, hey,

524
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 3: do you want some breakfast? No my door. I can

525
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,640
Speaker 3: open my door from my bed. I didn't like it.

526
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 4: That's like, say, what's wrong with the loft?

527
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 3: You can't even sit up? You couldn't even I couldn't

528
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 3: even like you sit up and read. No as a.

529
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:07,120
Speaker 2: Classic man, you like you read read at night in bed. No,

530
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 2: I read on the train.

531
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 1: Okay, so you sit up and read. You got a

532
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 1: little little lamp on the side. It's or something hologen

533
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 1: hollogen lamp.

534
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 3: I mounted them over in my bed. So there's two

535
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 3: lamps on.

536
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 2: Does a classic man sleep on a queen? Of course

537
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 2: you're that city a queen. I was gonna say king, but.

538
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 3: Two small apartments too small for king size better in

539
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 3: New York history. Yeah, you know. But this is the

540
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,880
Speaker 3: thing like I got, I got a decent sized apartment,

541
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 3: but it has little rooms. So it's like real cozy,

542
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 3: like like I don't know they can say cozy.

543
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 2: It's like a closet and you're in the bathroom and

544
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,160
Speaker 2: if you turn around, you looking in the it's it's

545
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 2: it's like it's like this no wider than this about

546
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: the hallway. Oh you're bigger, it's bigause in Marie's living room.

547
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,360
Speaker 2: In my living room, kitchen combo is pretty small. Yeah,

548
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,199
Speaker 2: you know, do you know't how many square feet a

549
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 2: classy man should know the square feet I do.

550
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,439
Speaker 3: It's a little over five hundred.

551
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is nine fifty, but that's because the

552
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 2: bedrooms are big.

553
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 3: I also live alone, so five hundred.

554
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 2: That's true, Sydney, he lives alone. You also got a roommate, Actually,

555
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 2: you got three roommates because you've got two cats. Roommates.

556
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 4: You got a girlfriend and two cats. That's soundly roommates

557
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 4: to me. Thank you.

558
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 2: Anyway, moving forward, so a.

559
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 3: Lot of cats. You don't got no cat hair on you,

560
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 3: you'd be living No, no, no, no no.

561
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 2: The cats is black and white. It's black hair, all

562
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 2: shut out.

563
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 4: These are classy cats. They don't ship.

564
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 2: Damn lie, that's a light any who get back to

565
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: get back to you leave bedstide because you were tired

566
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 2: of than passive aggressive?

567
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I was fine. I was finding bedstyde, which

568
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 3: I might call it. My landlord is also one of

569
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 3: my friends and we work together. He owns the house,

570
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 3: and he was just like, I could give you the

571
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 3: discount if you move in, and I was just like,

572
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 3: I don't know. Then he brought me to the neighborhood

573
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 3: and I was like, all right, this is kind of fly.

574
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 3: Then he showed me the apartment. I was like, all right,

575
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 3: let's do it. And I've been there four years now.

576
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 2: The guy who always knows who's your friend? Is he single?

577
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, you're like forty forty five.

578
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll kind it's a little over my range, but yeah,

579
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 2: but I feel like Marie cake Cake.

580
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 3: One time we was we was at the crib and

581
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 3: he was like on the computer and shit, and he

582
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 3: accidentally showed me his Maanke account. I was like, what goddamn,

583
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 3: all right.

584
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 4: How accidentally?

585
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 2: Oh, he totally showed you on purpose.

586
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 3: Well, we were talking about something specific now. We were

587
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 3: talking about some banging ships specifically because you know, I

588
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 3: do the transfer from my account to his account for rent. Okay,

589
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 3: so he was just like, look it hit here, it

590
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 3: hit here, what happened right here?

591
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 2: And I was just like huh and he was like

592
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 2: it's a lot of common yeah.

593
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 3: And then when he minimized the screen, I was.

594
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 4: Like, all right, yo, Marie, if you do you hear that?

595
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 3: But he lived in a story though.

596
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,479
Speaker 1: Hey, I feel like two transfers is worth that many zeros.

597
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 4: That's a long distance relationship for me at this point.

598
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Marie, you can buy this bill is

599
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 2: the queue.

600
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one train. You're gonna be on that for

601
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 3: He's daddy.

602
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 4: I can't wait in three hours, I get that big.

603
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 3: Make sure your phone charge.

604
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 2: Make sure you're a portable charged.

605
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 4: Oh man, okay, so so that happens.

606
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 3: You're in a story.

607
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: Now, talk to us about, like, like the type of

608
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 2: stuff that you drink when you go out, because you

609
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 2: do look like and I know every time I see

610
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: you out whiny.

611
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 3: Yet I only drink wine.

612
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 2: The way that you're even holding this glass of water,

613
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 2: it feels like prestigious right here.

614
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 3: Order and wine is the only thing I'm like. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

615
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: No, I saw we saw Courtney the other day and

616
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 2: he was holding a forty ounce bottle ros.

617
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Like you know, I didn't even know that. I

618
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 3: was trying to get I'm trying to get them to

619
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 3: sponsor me. Real talk. I'm trying to like to show

620
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 3: that I'm running for a green butterscotch with Maria Heinik.

621
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get them to sponsor me because it's

622
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 3: a wine bar. And I posted a picture and shout

623
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 3: out to the Green grape annex who also saw that

624
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 3: picture and had forty ounce rose night, and everybody came

625
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 3: through and was like, oh night, where when was that

626
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 3: on Lafayette and four Green?

627
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 2: No? When I dose night, like last week, two weeks ago?

628
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 2: And how much was the forty ounce of rosettes?

629
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 3: It differs?

630
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 2: And you know wine, don't hit me with the prices though.

631
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 3: Eighteen and it's dry. It's dry rose. So if you

632
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 3: all don't, if you.

633
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 2: Do, you hear him, He's like, it's dry.

634
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 4: What does it taste like?

635
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 3: Uh? On the news, which like I don't like I

636
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 3: don't like a sweet wine. I don't like a real

637
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 3: sweet one. So like Rose's and white wines usually people

638
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 3: drink them because they taste like juice.

639
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: So you hate a reasoning, Yeah, juice.

640
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 3: I feel like that is like spiked grape juice. I

641
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 3: don't mess with it, okay.

642
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,719
Speaker 2: So you better than what other wise do you not

643
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 2: mess with? Like let's go down the wine list or

644
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 2: let's do this?

645
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 3: I mean, I do, I do, I do? I mean

646
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 3: this is gonna sound like more like regions.

647
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 4: I don't like I was gonna just ask about the regions.

648
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 3: What regions you mess with like, I don't mess with

649
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 3: California right now?

650
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 2: Why they a little bit washed?

651
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 3: California, I don't washed a little bit, uh.

652
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 2: Grapes washed.

653
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 4: So I don't know what you guys talking about.

654
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 2: Rinse everything before I eat it, thank you so much.

655
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 2: So nothing from California.

656
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 3: Tell us what like Washington State? Oregon? They're doing it

657
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 3: right now, Oregon? Yea.

658
00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 2: Nothing in like Europe? Mmmm, Spanish wine or Argentina.

659
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 3: I do like a Spanish wine. Yeah, Chili. Then New Zealand,

660
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 3: New Zealand, you're.

661
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: Doing savvy on blanc New Zealand from it's really yeah.

662
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 3: In New Zealand they are on the fourth they do.

663
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 2: They do twist tops, so if you are here and

664
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 2: here world twist top always. I don't know I feel

665
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: about that. I think that's extremely tacky.

666
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 4: Okay, it doesn't sound classy at all.

667
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, European wines did that where they try to throw

668
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 3: shade and like, yo, look y'all don't use cork so

669
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 3: your wine is lesser than mine. Yeah, but corks and

670
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 3: a dangerous species. Like nobody, where are you gonna get

671
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 3: cork from? They're not reading. There's no cork plant where

672
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 3: you just pulling corks out of the ground.

673
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is cork? What does cork come from?

674
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 3: Who knows? A bulletin boards?

675
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 2: Are that? Because is it?

676
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 4: Not even they're like spongy. Now it's not even the same, because.

677
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 3: They're running out. They're really they're really literally running out.

678
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 4: Of cork's cork. They're coming instinct Yeah wow speech, But

679
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 4: this is the thing.

680
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 3: Like they try to say that like it gives the

681
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,479
Speaker 3: wine a different flavor, which I mean it does, but

682
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 3: like you can also cork a wine where like the

683
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 3: cork's been in there too long and then change the

684
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 3: whole flavor of the wine. A twist tap because of yeah,

685
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 3: because of the temperature in New Zealand, they do a

686
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 3: twist stop. Plus they found out that twist stops through

687
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 3: the same goddamn thing. Plus, if you out here in

688
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 3: the park trying to get your little little little picnic on,

689
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 3: pop that Boo three's not here for.

690
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: A twist off. I feel like it's very yellow tail.

691
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 3: I see, I wish I wish I would have it's

692
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 3: very barefoot.

693
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 2: You know about that barefoot wine corney's face.

694
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, see, I wish I would have brought you guys

695
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 3: a twistop.

696
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: Then I also wish that you would brought us some wine.

697
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 3: I should have I had more time, I would have

698
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 3: my back.

699
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 4: I mean, you've been at the job for nineteen years.

700
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 2: I feel like you should have a couple of bottles

701
00:29:53,240 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 2: at the job. You ain't got you I just goto.

702
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 3: And have a bottle of rose. Yeah, it was shaky

703
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 3: hand pouring wine into a coffee cup.

704
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 2: You had a long day work this casual the summer Fridays, No,

705
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 2: you don't have a summer Friday.

706
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 3: We don't give a funk about the summer time. Man.

707
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds like our government for sure.

708
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: Okay, So when when you go out with a woman, like,

709
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 2: what's an.

710
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 4: Ideal date for you? And where would you take her?

711
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 4: What would you wear?

712
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

713
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 3: That second student, you know? Matter of fact?

714
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 2: Boom, let's take it even a step back. You see

715
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: somebody that you're interested in, how do you approach this queen? Oh?

716
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 3: Okay, where are we at when we cause you can't

717
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 3: just be running up on people in New York.

718
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 2: Well that's street.

719
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 4: I mean, where would you be out in the street

720
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 4: or at a show?

721
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 3: Where would you be shows? Mostly because shows is the easiest.

722
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you got to kill it, and then

723
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 2: you'd be like, I thought you left it real hard

724
00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 2: at than.

725
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 3: Not even like you do that thing like you know,

726
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 3: like you go on the road or something. You stand

727
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 3: up by the door, you're like, hey, look, thank you

728
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 3: for coming out, thank you for coming out. And then

729
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 3: the ones who really feel the comedy, they'll come in

730
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 3: and be like, hey, hey, how are you. You'd be

731
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 3: like I'm good, I'm good. You enjoy yourself tonight? Oh

732
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 3: you did? What's your name? You know? But if I'm here,

733
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 3: I mean online is a big thing because who has

734
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 3: time to approach women?

735
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: But what's your opener? Like? What do you open? Beside?

736
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 3: Ways? Always something goofy? You gotta go goofy. Everybody take

737
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 3: themselves too serious.

738
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 2: Well, Reggie Conquest was like, you like wings, that's.

739
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 3: What I don't. I don't have a go to line,

740
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 3: Like my line is tailored by like the picture or

741
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 3: something like this. Like one time this girl was just like,

742
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 3: uh something like she don't leave the stoop or something

743
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 3: like that, and I was just like, all right, then,

744
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 3: I mean, what's up, I'm bringing spades, crack open a barbecue,

745
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 3: what's good? And she was like us, it's actually kind

746
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 3: of okay, uh something corny.

747
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 2: M h. I do corny girls like corny, like anything

748
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 2: that's too cool, because then it makes me feel like

749
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 2: I gotta be cooler than you.

750
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 3: I'm gonna set I'm gonna set you up for corny.

751
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna set that bar at corny because in real life,

752
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, yeah yeah, I'm gonna live I'm gonna live

753
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 3: up to You're gonna live up to the corn I'm

754
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 3: gonna live up to some corny ship. I'm gonna do

755
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 3: some corny ship. And I don't want you to look

756
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 3: at me like I did not expect that. No, no, no,

757
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 3: no no. Go back to our first message. I showed

758
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 3: you this your palate. I showed you this your palette,

759
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 3: the very corner of the cab.

760
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: I got it.

761
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,239
Speaker 3: Yea, I showed you this.

762
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 2: Okay, So you send a girl a message, she responds positively.

763
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 4: Where you taking her?

764
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 3: So this is this is a move. This is a

765
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 3: fun move. I love it. I'm gonna go, hey, look

766
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 3: what are you doing tomorrow? Let's go on a scavenger

767
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 3: hunt like what you want of them? Niggas.

768
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 2: Listen, listen. I just got off for work. I don't

769
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 2: have time to be searching for the date. Listen, No, no, no, no,

770
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 2: I want to know where we're going.

771
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 3: You got listen. Listen, because it's not really a scavenger. Listen.

772
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be like, hey, look, find a green

773
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 3: shirt meat.

774
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: No oh yeah, because I would be at the first one.

775
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 3: I'll be like, no, I'm gonna be like this, meet

776
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 3: me at Central Park, meet me at Columbus Circle.

777
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 2: What time? No, no bitch is gonna meet you at

778
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 2: Columbus Circle at nine pm?

779
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 3: Who goes on dates at nine?

780
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 2: Good question? Nine?

781
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 3: That's some sound?

782
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? None.

783
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 3: And if I say meet me, I say, if I

784
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,239
Speaker 3: say meet me at nine, by ten thirty, I'm just like, hey,

785
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 3: what you trying? You trying? You trying to get it back.

786
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 3: He's trying to get back to it.

787
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 2: So what time is ho out?

788
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 3: What's an hour for you? Service we're doing? I'm doing like, hey,

789
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 3: seven thirty, eight o'clock, eight thirty. Sometimes it's summertime, the

790
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 3: sun still up. You feel safe. I feel safe. I

791
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 3: don't know why I feel safe, but you feel safe.

792
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 3: I feel safe. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna bring a

793
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 3: good bottle of wine. All you need is two coffee cups.

794
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 3: And two lids. We meet lids. Yeah, because we're gonna

795
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 3: date drink. Okay, so I know.

796
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 2: So you're not gonna take me nowhere. We're just doing

797
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 2: the park. We're doing real cheap.

798
00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 3: This is why this is.

799
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 2: But my stomach is growling. Thirty two, I ate it,

800
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 2: two pm.

801
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 3: If we if we like, I'm gonna hit that hard.

802
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 3: I'm gonna hit that hard, left foul block and then

803
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 3: you out scroll across the phone left you out.

804
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: Wait so you're not bringing no snacks, no nothing.

805
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 3: I mean it leads dinner. It leads to dinner, A

806
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 3: couple of glasses of wine and walking through the park.

807
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 3: We pop out of the park. I know a couple

808
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 3: of good restaurants. You go to the restaurant you eat,

809
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 3: what's your.

810
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,240
Speaker 2: Three name three of your favorite restaurants in the city.

811
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can't name them. I going to tell

812
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 3: you what they are, Okay, tell us. So you don't

813
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 3: even know the name.

814
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 2: It's your favorite, but you don't know a neighborhood.

815
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 3: Favor I don't know how name.

816
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 4: I don't know the name of any of the restaurants

817
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 4: that I eat at either.

818
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 3: I know the neighborhood, the name of the spots in

819
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 3: my restaurant, in in my neighborhood.

820
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 2: Okay, well we're not going to historians, so that's not

821
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 2: gonna work. Absolutely not going to his story unless your

822
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 2: leandlord is taking us to get food, in which case.

823
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 3: Doing okay, So what type of food is it? You

824
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 3: guys are rough.

825
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 2: With your three favorite restaurants?

826
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 3: What type of food is One's Italian, one's got to

827
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 3: be Mexican and love Mexican food, and then the other

828
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 3: is just like a little American cuzin burgers and bullshit. Okay,

829
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 3: now what do you I'm not this is the thing.

830
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 3: This is I go like for a good period of time,

831
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: I'm going on too many goddamn dates to take everybody

832
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 3: out to eat and everybody to drinks. First of all,

833
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 3: if we've never talked like past, I either picked you

834
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 3: up at a place or online, I'm not sitting across

835
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 3: from you eating dinner. I give up.

836
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 2: That's fair, and you better eat before you get it.

837
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: So you may, I'm gonna give you a good daytime

838
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: and you be like I didn't have none to eat?

839
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 3: These drinks got me buzz? Which you want to go?

840
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 3: You got this date over?

841
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 2: That sounds very yes, but it's just maybe the fiscally responsible.

842
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 3: I'm not a big drinker either, so I'm not gonna

843
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 3: go out and I make people feel uncomfortable because I

844
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 3: have a glass of wine maybe two, and then I'm

845
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 3: just like I'm done. And really, Courtney, that's what.

846
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 4: Even though you drink forty ounces of rose.

847
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 3: I didn'tdrink that whole forty Did you see me online?

848
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 3: I was pouring most of that out.

849
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 2: I didn't see you porn. Oh yeah, I did see porks.

850
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 2: So you were drinking it to the head and then

851
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:21,720
Speaker 2: pouring it in cups?

852
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 3: No? No, how were you pouring it out on the ground? Rose?

853
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 3: You some of your forty Who were you pouring that

854
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 3: out for your homies that ain't here?

855
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 2: You mean your great uncle and great aunt? Like you

856
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 2: mean your aunt who drinks rose? Because your homies don't

857
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,439
Speaker 2: drink rose out of forty ounce?

858
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 3: No, no, no, just the forty just trying to be dumb

859
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 3: because it was a forty ounce.

860
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: Okay, question, So you go to dinner with the do

861
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: you pull out the chair? Do you open the door?

862
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 3: I'm one hundred percent gentlemen chivalry all day, walk on

863
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 3: the inside all of that.

864
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, I will.

865
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 3: There is a movie like you you grab and you

866
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 3: just gently move.

867
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: Seriously, Hey, Sidney, who was the last time somebody moved

868
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 2: you to the side of the sidewalk? So many the

869
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 2: clerk doesn't whenever I wear it, Yeah, whenever I walk. Yeah.

870
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 4: The clerk was our tall expert and he less skinned

871
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,479
Speaker 4: as hell.

872
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 3: The clerk also.

873
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 4: Weighs two hundred and five pounds, but he's six foot fold.

874
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 3: I would say he's a giant though his arms are

875
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 3: longer than I am tall.

876
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 4: That's true. He got them long ass limbs.

877
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 3: That's I'm still here.

878
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: Wait, so you open doors, you move chairs. What are

879
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 2: you wearing on these dates?

880
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 3: Ooh?

881
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 2: It depends because if it's seven thirty, you still wearing

882
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 2: your work outfit.

883
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 4: So I mean, yeah, you don't trying to go back

884
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 4: to a story.

885
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 3: You change.

886
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 2: I don't want a nigga looking like he about to

887
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 2: do my taxes on a date.

888
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm cool with that on a work night.

889
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 3: You know, or I changed clothes like I don't usually

890
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 3: wear this home. That's why, because we're going to mics

891
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 3: and shows and shit, I'm not trying on stay each

892
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 3: looking like somebody's I've.

893
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 2: Never seen you like this. I'm no, but I feel

894
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 2: like whenever I see you have one like a card again,

895
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 2: you stay in like a like a I might run out.

896
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 2: You look like somebody who maybe will like smoke a cigar,

897
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: drink a sketch.

898
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 4: But I know that that's not you.

899
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 2: But you look like you got like a smoking like

900
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 2: an armchair, like a smoking chair in your house, and

901
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 2: like a.

902
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 3: Robe that you put on that got like velvet, and

903
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 3: like you. I like this image. I don't know. I

904
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 3: have none of that seem like what are you sleeping

905
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 3: basketball shorts? Typical douce? Shit?

906
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: Really you don't seep in silk?

907
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 3: No, you see, first of all, five pounds silk hot

908
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 3: is a motherflier. Nobody wants to sleep beside some sweaty

909
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 3: ass silky dude.

910
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 4: Can you confirm or tonight?

911
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 2: I don't know what a silk is. What's what silk?

912
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: Much of his cotton blad? Silk is what polyester? My

913
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 2: whole robe is polysy.

914
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,240
Speaker 3: You got, you got soak, roby b I got.

915
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 2: A couple of terry cloth. Uh.

916
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 3: I don't believe robes like I can't.

917
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 4: I'm not here for a robe.

918
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when the UPS man, come, what you what

919
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 2: you showing up to the door with.

920
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 4: I'm you gonna have to wait for me to put

921
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 4: on a shirt, the long shirt.

922
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 3: You knew what was coming, You knew that it was

923
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 3: you check one. You don't know when you could check online?

924
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,760
Speaker 1: And like, first of all UPS is between the hours

925
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 1: of eight a m. And until like seven pm.

926
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 2: I don't give a damn.

927
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 3: Yeah Amazon, what you ordering?

928
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 4: Yes, Todny, what do you want to ask?

929
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 3: Your ps hair wigs?

930
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 4: Everything's going.

931
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 3: Regular Postman.

932
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 2: They said, you only spend thirty This is going through

933
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 2: regular Man. It's us ps U us ps PSH. It

934
00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 2: comes into brown paper bag. That was lunch, nasir.

935
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 3: This company messaged me.

936
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 2: They were like, we want to send you some hair

937
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 2: to review, and they sent it via DHL.

938
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,919
Speaker 3: I was like, is this still They still DHL?

939
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: I was like wow, the.

940
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 3: Travel was hell thankful, Like, hey, I appreciate the DHL.

941
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 2: Dude was cute. I was like, what else do you

942
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: do besides this, because like this can't be your only job?

943
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 4: And he was like, no, that's all I do. And

944
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 4: I was like, you live with your mom. So I

945
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 4: didn't even sign.

946
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with living with your mother? I want to

947
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: put that out there. He looked grown anyway.

948
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 3: Whatever.

949
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 2: He was cute, so Accordney, you seem like when women

950
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 2: come to your house, you light candles.

951
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 4: Actually, you seem like you like candles by yourself.

952
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 3: Now, my house good, my husban good?

953
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 2: What is my life?

954
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 3: Give me?

955
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 2: Give me the hints of what right now?

956
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 3: The too air freshener.

957
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 2: Uh oh, you use air fresheners and they tucked away

958
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 2: so you don't know where they're coming from.

959
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 3: But you hit the door, you know.

960
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 2: I walked into it to a dude's house and it's

961
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: my like apple cinnamon, and I was like, I'm out,

962
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: I'm leaving. Why it was like a glade candle. I'll

963
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 2: do better.

964
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 3: I like apples, and I like, you're a.

965
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 2: Grown man apples cinnamon?

966
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 4: You rather his house smell like feet in basketball?

967
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 3: Now parts typical dude ship.

968
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: I felt very daycare center is wait, so did you

969
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 2: sit on it or not?

970
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 3: Or?

971
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 2: Oh?

972
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 4: He made me an omelet, so I definitely stay.

973
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 3: So just to create. You grabbed three eggs, so I go.

974
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: He gave me an omelet and it was cheesing it,

975
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 2: Sydney shred it like pan and mo.

976
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 3: Okay, okay. That bag.

977
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 2: It was the cheese that used for tacos, That's what

978
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 2: it was. So it's finally shredded very and then he

979
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 2: sprinkled a little.

980
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 3: He put some limp parsley on top.

981
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 2: It was cute. Okay, okay, so you stayed to give

982
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 2: him some apple cinnamon house. I was upset. I was like,

983
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 2: you go over because.

984
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 4: If he was like, you know, she got there after

985
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 4: I got there.

986
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 3: You know, he messages she got there at ten.

987
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 2: I got there at midnight.

988
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 3: See she knew what she was going okay, and he

989
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 3: made he made you.

990
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,479
Speaker 2: We grabbed some drinks, okay, like you would do. Yeah,

991
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: he took me to sell her house.

992
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 3: Okay, did you know you were going over?

993
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 2: No?

994
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 3: She did.

995
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 2: She she loved the house with no draws. No, I

996
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 2: did not panties in her purse. I had a couple

997
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 2: of Goo sodas, and then I was like, well, your

998
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 2: house is not that far from here.

999
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 3: Okay. See, if I knew somebody was coming over, I'd

1000
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 3: have the wine and be like, let's skip the I'd

1001
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 3: try not to spend a bunch of money.

1002
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 2: All right, I'm cheap. Oh okay, so wait, you're frugal

1003
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: you're a classy man.

1004
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 3: You can't.

1005
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 2: Let's talk about being classy on a life. Let's talk

1006
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 2: about being classy on a budget.

1007
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I can't live my full life

1008
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 3: and then finance a bunch of women. I'm not going

1009
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 3: to see it again.

1010
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 2: So you know you're not gonna see them again.

1011
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 3: Nope.

1012
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 2: So you're saying you don't be closing nobody. You need

1013
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 2: to always be closed. Nobody makes it past too much

1014
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: months or you don't make it past two months?

1015
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 4: What's wrong with these women that you they don't make

1016
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 4: it past?

1017
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 3: To me, I don't know. That's just me, really is me.

1018
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 3: It's internalized, like I feel like a minute and then

1019
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, there's like little thing like you know,

1020
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 3: there's a great period of where they can get away

1021
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 3: with anything. You date somebody, they can get away with anything.

1022
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 4: Right because you think it's cute, right, And then.

1023
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 3: Then a month and all of that glamour wears off

1024
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 3: and you're just like, all right, we about to settle in.

1025
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 3: We gotta see what's happening. We gotta assess what I got.

1026
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 3: And you look at it like m mmm, nope, no, nope.

1027
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 3: So you gotta even.

1028
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 2: Though you're in historia, you got like high standards like that.

1029
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 2: That's like you're saying historia with an h I am,

1030
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 2: I'm saying historia.

1031
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, because even in the story, I'm just like historia,

1032
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 3: we gotta, we gotta go.

1033
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,479
Speaker 2: That's wild. You got a lot of nerves. I wish

1034
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 2: a man would dump me after to Actually, you know,

1035
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 2: I don't even date, so.

1036
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 3: It's not even a dumb situation.

1037
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 2: You just fall out of it.

1038
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like a it's just like as to

1039
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 3: start like a it's like a it's like a like

1040
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 3: a like a removing like a removing yourself. Corney.

1041
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 2: It's sound like you had a really high sex number,

1042
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 2: is what it sounds like. Mm hmmm.

1043
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 3: A gentleman never kisses and tells, oh lord.

1044
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:21,959
Speaker 2: Don't you're not kissing all these women though, Okay, I'm.

1045
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 3: I'm a germaphobe a little bit.

1046
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 2: I believe that.

1047
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 3: So like, we're not doing that whole I don't we. Oh,

1048
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 3: you just try and make out in public first of all. No, Yeah,

1049
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 3: let me know where you came from, because I know

1050
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 3: some trifling, trifling people, like I know somebody who'll go

1051
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 3: on a date blow a dude and then go out

1052
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 3: on another date. What's wrong with that? Nothing? No, I'm

1053
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 3: not body shaming nobody sitting in your throat though, Get

1054
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 3: it in how you fit it in. I'm gonna just

1055
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 3: let you know I can't be out here.

1056
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 2: But I mean, it's like covert.

1057
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 3: Listen.

1058
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 2: But even if they're not giving head before your date,

1059
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 2: they've gave head before. So when they brush their teeth,

1060
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 2: come on, now you do Since then you still got

1061
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 2: shut up, Marie disgusting.

1062
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 4: I get it, Corney. I'm we're here, okay, Courtney.

1063
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 2: Besides the dating, I want to know a little bit

1064
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 2: more about you, Like what do you do for fun?

1065
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 2: What is it a.

1066
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 4: Good good day for you? Like an outing outing?

1067
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 3: I'm real chill, So like wine grill.

1068
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 4: People eat a lot and you drink a lot. You

1069
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 4: have a yard?

1070
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 3: Uh huh, I knew you had a yard. You got

1071
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 3: a little patio, you got a little little terrace.

1072
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 2: So you're doing a little shish kebab situation going on at.

1073
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 3: The fancy ship. Why have you never invited us to, Courtney?

1074
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 2: What's up?

1075
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 3: Hey? So look I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna put

1076
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 3: it on your calendars and then y'all could leave like

1077
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 3: the day before, so y'all could get there on ground.

1078
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 3: So far, that's the date so far.

1079
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 4: Look, I'm gonna put it in my what date you're

1080
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 4: thinking you're gonna do.

1081
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 2: The next cookout?

1082
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 3: Probably in a couple of weekends. That means we're not invited.

1083
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 2: I'm not right.

1084
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 4: He has to day. He's just not telling us.

1085
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 3: No, y'all. Y'all, you guys are told you guys are

1086
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 3: totally invited. Like, no, I go. I've gone to the

1087
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 3: New York wineries. That was actually not bad. If you

1088
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 3: could stay overnight and then walk around the little towns

1089
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 3: and then go to the New York wineries during the day.

1090
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 3: Even know that we had those What New York makes wine?

1091
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 3: Everybody calls it shitty, but it really is. And there's

1092
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 3: a place on Second Ab under the tram uh that

1093
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 3: exclusively sells Long Island and New York winds and it's

1094
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 3: not bad. They're not terrible.

1095
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 2: What's the price is looking like?

1096
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 3: The price point is about normal? I mean because there's

1097
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: no they're local wines, and there's like lulls and all

1098
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 3: types of weird things in place to promote local wines.

1099
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 2: So I feel like, you're a wine expert. You're really

1100
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: good at this wine situation. Why don't you be a

1101
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 2: somalia because.

1102
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 3: That should take too long? What do you mean? I

1103
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 3: feel like I watched this documentary on palms. It takes

1104
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 3: it's called somes.

1105
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 4: How long does it take?

1106
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 3: Oh, it's mad studying. It takes a long time.

1107
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 2: How many years? Like for not?

1108
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 3: Not really, it's not really a year's thing. It's just

1109
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 3: like preparing and passing the test. I'm not ready for

1110
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 3: you to work for the government.

1111
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 2: Of course, you can do that with your eyes closed.

1112
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 3: No, I don't want it.

1113
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: Wait, the passion that you have whenever you talk about

1114
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: wine like it doesn't you don't sound like a whino.

1115
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 4: You just sound like somebody who just.

1116
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 3: Keep people around me like this, keeping people around me

1117
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 3: who are psalms, who do no wine, and then they

1118
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 3: just be like, you want to go out and drink?

1119
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 2: I do show so you'll love like something that you

1120
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 2: don't have to pay for?

1121
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 3: No?

1122
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 2: No, no, oh, I'm like everybody does said he'll pay Okay,

1123
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 2: So what will you not drink? Like? What are the

1124
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 2: things that you won't like? Do you drink beer?

1125
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1126
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 3: Beer's gross? Beer? I bear I mean hard alcohol. I

1127
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 3: don't really not.

1128
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 2: Even like that's why you're not big, Like you're not

1129
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,439
Speaker 2: like out of shape, you don't look bloated. Mm hmm.

1130
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 3: Hard. We had White Hanny Saturday night. Shout out White Henny.

1131
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 3: That shit sneak who brought that in? Uh would bring

1132
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 3: a fat Where did he go? He went to Puerto

1133
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 3: Rico and his girl came back from somewhere. They came

1134
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 3: back from somewhere. He had some white Handy with him.

1135
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 3: She brought the white handy. He poured up shots after

1136
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 3: the show.

1137
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 2: It's a White Hanny is a big deal. People love

1138
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 2: that ship. It is weird and it's not cheap. I

1139
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 2: woke up, I woke up Sunday and it was like,

1140
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 2: who am I? Okay, all right, I'm at home. I'm good.

1141
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 3: You needed a minute when you woke up. Yeah, because

1142
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 3: you can't go from wine to white handy, forty ounce

1143
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 3: of rose to white Hanny.

1144
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,479
Speaker 2: My body was like thirty two ounces of that rose.

1145
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 2: Probably poured a lot of it out.

1146
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 3: Probably I still was drunk, drunker than I thought I was.

1147
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 2: Did you, uh, did you talk to anybody on this

1148
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 2: white Hennessy? Did you bring anybody home?

1149
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 3: Did you wake up like, hey you no Saturday?

1150
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 2: No, So you didn't do white Hanny right, Because you're

1151
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 2: gonna do it, you might as well do it with

1152
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 2: somebody else. Really, Yes, who can't even get white in

1153
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 2: the States.

1154
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 3: Liquor lick, you guys, liquor.

1155
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 2: Dick never had it.

1156
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 4: No, I've never had sex with a stranger.

1157
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 3: First of all, liquor dick, like I know, never Hennessy

1158
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 3: is uh. It's like like you just you're gonna have

1159
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 3: sex all night. There's no it's not even it's not

1160
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 3: even fun. At some point you just can't. There's no feeling.

1161
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 3: You're too drunk.

1162
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 2: About what it's like.

1163
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 3: You're talking about it on the podcast. Bitch you're a liar.

1164
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 2: Made out with somebody drunk, But I didn't have sex drunk.

1165
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 2: Can Coon You talked about that, you know, a couple

1166
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 2: of years ago, like six she was.

1167
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 3: In the swimming bar, the motherfucking swimming bar.

1168
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 2: But then everybody know, not making out then everybody else,

1169
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 2: you know what, Yeah.

1170
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 3: What happened happened at the football bar.

1171
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 2: I got real drunk and ended up you know with

1172
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 2: some Canadian man a A A A A anyway, Yeah,

1173
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 2: I said it and then Sidney wouldn't let me just

1174
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 2: live my life. No, I've never I was like, actually

1175
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,720
Speaker 2: have well actually he was like, you have shut up, Sidney.

1176
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 4: We don't even go to talk about your numbers.

1177
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 2: Oh I can't even count. I don't even know. See

1178
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 2: I don't my whole damn Vaiina should have fell off.

1179
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 4: Wow, Adrian has no idea about that.

1180
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 2: Don't now she doesn't listen to the podcast. Her friends

1181
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 2: do her friends and friends tell her good things.

1182
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 3: Please this comedy. This is all. This is all. It's

1183
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 3: all in the name of jokes. None of this is real.

1184
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 4: It's all jokes. Courtney, tell us.

1185
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 2: What you feel like a classy man, A classy black

1186
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 2: man does that like a regular black man might not

1187
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 2: do like a nustle, messy dude. Oh, I mean a

1188
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 2: not so classy black dude. Wn't drink Hanny always always,

1189
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 2: and let me.

1190
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 4: Get my steak uh cooked all the way.

1191
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 2: Well done, well done. You don't ask for steak well done.

1192
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 3: You don't ask for steak well done. You don't ask

1193
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 3: for any kind of sauces or seasonings.

1194
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 4: Oh wait, hold on.

1195
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 2: Sau yeah, wait, hold on, yeah, That's what I've been told.

1196
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 2: You supposed to Carolina when you cut, when you cut

1197
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 2: into it, you see that ship falling out.

1198
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 4: Take your steak sauce you And I was like, do

1199
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 4: you have a one?

1200
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 3: And he look, look I handed I handed your burger

1201
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 3: on Saturday. And I was just like, look, I made

1202
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 3: these burgers by hand, that stuff cheese and them. I

1203
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 3: put guacamole on top of it. I made the quacamole myself.

1204
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 3: I handed it to him. She was like, when I

1205
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 3: catch up bat though, And I was like, and then

1206
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 3: the whole day I've been panicking. I've been like in

1207
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 3: my head, like maybe that burger wasn't good.

1208
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 4: No good, was good? Cheese you had in the burgers.

1209
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 3: Chatter, real chatter. The shreddis ship is.

1210
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 2: Sharp, sharp, chatters extra sharp.

1211
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:16,319
Speaker 4: Vermont or Wisconsin. I don't even know if that matters. Yes,

1212
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 4: you got the regions and everything. Cheese you know Vermont

1213
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 4: pair as well with the townhouse cracker.

1214
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 2: Or a keebler if you will. Okay, so you so

1215
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 2: you gotta invite we'll come to Historia for some stuffed

1216
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 2: cheese up.

1217
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 3: You know it'll be different when you come there because

1218
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 3: it's you. You're in the Mediterranean land. So we got

1219
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 3: you guys. You guys eat lamb and and all that

1220
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:49,240
Speaker 3: other stuff, right, yeah, stuff stuff lamburgers with the feta.

1221
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 2: On, like a what kind of bread we doing this on?

1222
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 4: Yeah boo.

1223
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: And you're not one of those people that if there's

1224
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: like somebody's dog there, you'll like keep them a.

1225
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 4: Piece, he said me a germophote. This is my people right.

1226
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 3: Here, and now I'm not feeding nobody dog. Also, before

1227
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 3: you touch anything on any of these tables, go wash

1228
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 3: your hands.

1229
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 2: I like it. Ladies. You hear this, and he's single,

1230
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,439
Speaker 2: Go wash your hand.

1231
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 4: Years old, he got his he's had his chot for

1232
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 4: fourteen years.

1233
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 2: He work out and he's swow, go wash your hands,

1234
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 2: dirty dog.

1235
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 3: Your hands.

1236
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 2: Corny. I was like, yo, I'm about to go wash

1237
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 2: my hands. Go wash your hands so hot, I'm beautiful. Actually, wait,

1238
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 2: classy mant my thing.

1239
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 3: Now, somebody I washed my hands addy.

1240
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 2: Boxers or briefs.

1241
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 3: Briefs were shirt kids, I don't want them.

1242
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 2: That was a very classy of you. Okay, do you

1243
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 2: wear an undershirt?

1244
00:53:55,239 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah? Suspenders no short too short for suspenders too

1245
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 3: short and stocky. The longer you are, like, the taller

1246
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 3: you are, the better suspenders Look, there's no stretching the suspenders.

1247
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: Okay, that was honest. That was that was that was belts. Yeah,

1248
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: what kind of belts?

1249
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 3: Leather? What do you mean? No, so some people have

1250
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 3: like I got multiple belts.

1251
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 2: Hey, I got one good one. I got one good belt.

1252
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 2: I got two belts and one of them came with

1253
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 2: a dress and I wear it.

1254
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 3: You got different belts. I got a belt brown black leather. Uh,

1255
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 3: like a like a like a web belt, like a

1256
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 3: belt I got from the military that actually works real

1257
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 3: well with things.

1258
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:40,760
Speaker 4: What.

1259
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're doing fifty shades of military dress socks all day,

1260
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 3: all different kinds. I don't wear white socks me see.

1261
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 2: Oh yes, okay, this looks like a nice blend. You

1262
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 2: get going my socks?

1263
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 3: Okay the sock right dew?

1264
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 2: Wow?

1265
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 4: Say is there anything else?

1266
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 2: Like?

1267
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:01,439
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1268
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: No, that's I mean those. Yeah, you hit all of

1269
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: the classy points.

1270
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 2: Well, what's your listenership like with the hey out there?

1271
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 2: Who black women and white women and uh people? I

1272
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 2: feel like white women love you.

1273
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 4: You seem like a safe black man.

1274
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 2: So what that means? You love them?

1275
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 3: I love everybody? Okay, I see what you did.

1276
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 2: Then all these gentrified ass dudes.

1277
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 4: I love everyone is a weird ass? Is that Laurie?

1278
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 3: Excuse me? Can you tap that white woman on the show?

1279
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 3: Excuse me, queen? Can you tap that white woman on

1280
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 3: the shoulder? Please? Okay? So what's what are some labels

1281
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 3: that you are? Do you wear labels?

1282
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 2: Like? What is your I don't think he's a label guy.

1283
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not a label person at all. So

1284
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 2: where is the classy black man's shop from?

1285
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 3: Like a label?

1286
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 2: No?

1287
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 3: If I see it and I like it, I'm a

1288
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 3: weird and somebody be like this is the funny part,

1289
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 3: like people like clown like a store, like, oh you

1290
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 3: got that from? But if you didn't see my tag,

1291
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 3: you would have known where I got it from? Then

1292
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 3: did it look good when award I write that? So

1293
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 3: whether it was like, oh I got that shirt from

1294
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 3: the Gap, I like nobody wears the gap, I'm like, well, I.

1295
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 2: Am I shaved V neck gay a gay shirt man

1296
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 2: all the time? Gap? I'm not gay gap gap.

1297
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 4: Gap with V neck gay men all the time.

1298
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: No, I shade what guys who wear gap V necks.

1299
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 2: And they just wear those.

1300
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 3: Little little crew neck V necking for I'm trying. I'm

1301
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 3: sure I'm trying to show the top of my pecks.

1302
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 2: I mean I can see them from here. I'm the

1303
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 2: buttons under the tie. I'm not trying to No, I'm

1304
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 2: not v necking. Okay, I used to, and there was

1305
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 2: a there was a there was v neck years.

1306
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 3: Don't here.

1307
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 2: We're gonna find the photos and that's the one we're

1308
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 2: gonna post for the episode.

1309
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no no no. I'm gonna send

1310
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 3: you off something.

1311
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 4: Is there anything, please send us something? Is there anything

1312
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 4: that you feel like you you want the listeners to know,

1313
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 4: the women listening.

1314
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 2: The guys to stay classy.

1315
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's that's being classy, is just being you. Really,

1316
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 3: some people are don't Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Don't do.

1317
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 3: Don't do all the goofy shit everybody else is doing

1318
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 3: because you feel like everybody else is doing it and

1319
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 3: you want to be cool. Just do what you want

1320
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 3: to do. Like when I walk in a place and

1321
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 3: I joke around about it on stage, when I walk

1322
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 3: into a place, I'm gonna ask them what kind of

1323
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 3: wine they got, and then somebody look at me like

1324
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 3: you dricken wine here? Yeah? Yeah, what's up?

1325
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 2: Have you ever been somewhere and you asked to see

1326
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 2: a wine menu and they were like, this is a

1327
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 2: dive bar. Dude, Like, we don't see that.

1328
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 3: I know the difference. So I'm just be like, I

1329
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 3: just go, what's your house red? And they're like, our

1330
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 3: house red is some some four dollars shit, I'm gona

1331
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 3: charge you twelve dollars for it. I'm like, pull it up. Yeah,

1332
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 3: an Amazon in a mason yard. I'm like, appreciate it.

1333
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 2: I went to this place once and I asked what

1334
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 2: kind of wine they had, and I swear the music

1335
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 2: was like and they just stopped and looked at me,

1336
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 2: and I was.

1337
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 4: Like, this is a wife. You guys got the.

1338
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 3: Crazy hard about it is people just like, yo, you

1339
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 3: know that wine is gross? Like you are drinking rail vodka.

1340
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 3: My god, damn rail vodka. That is piss and you

1341
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 3: are talking about my We both drink and shitty drinks.

1342
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 3: Just shut up and let's enjoy ourselves. Let's enjoy the

1343
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 3: trap music this weird bar is playing.

1344
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 2: You're a really funny joke about ordering wine at the bar?

1345
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 2: Is that like that's your real life? Like you go

1346
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 2: to the bar and people will like you or go out.

1347
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 3: I go out on a date and a girl or

1348
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 3: was a beer an order or wine. They will put

1349
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 3: the beer in front of me and then I'll switch

1350
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 3: it around and then whoever the waiters look over their

1351
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 3: shoulder like like, yeah, okay, my.

1352
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: Body speaking of that. Whenever you're on a date, do

1353
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: you always pay?

1354
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not taking these hoes out to give.

1355
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 3: I mean you better pump Ooh you better pump fake

1356
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 3: just for me. Please pump fake like the bill come.

1357
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 3: You're like, okay, all right, you can even make the

1358
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 3: noise if you want to. You want me?

1359
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So Courtney, if we we went out, you know,

1360
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 1: just me and you, we just hung out, got some

1361
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: chips and dip or whatever, we got some wine.

1362
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 2: As friends friends and Sydney being a lesbian with a

1363
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 2: girlfriend and you being your damn bitch.

1364
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 3: Why you gotta hit it within my resume. I'm just

1365
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 3: he's saying, I would go, uh, how you want to split? Hey?

1366
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 3: Can we get two checks? You with the two checks

1367
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 3: chain for you?

1368
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 4: Nigga, That's what he's saying.

1369
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 2: You can't.

1370
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 3: I'm not fine this. I did not I'm not I

1371
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 3: didn't get an NBA contract. I'm not financing all my friends.

1372
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 3: That's how you go broke.

1373
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 2: M you listen to the album yeah, okay four four

1374
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 2: four and anyway.

1375
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 3: This is this is who know because you get you

1376
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 3: get that all the time. Like I hang out with

1377
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 3: a lot and then we'll go out and then like

1378
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 3: we'll be at a restaurant or something and they'll give

1379
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 3: us a bill and I'm just like, I could pay

1380
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 3: for this whole thing. But we friends so far. So

1381
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 3: she has a good job. She do That's what I'm saying.

1382
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,919
Speaker 3: So when we go out, like she we ordering stuff,

1383
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 3: I be ordering stuff and then we no to split

1384
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 3: it or she'll be like I've been know you if

1385
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 3: you put it on your card, I'll.

1386
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 2: Be like back, and then she does, Actually you don't,

1387
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 2: so you don't buy stuff.

1388
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 3: No, I'll by my friend ship friend it is their birthday.

1389
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 4: Podcast is over.

1390
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 2: Thank you Corney. You've been great birthday.

1391
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 3: Honestly, if we were out, I'd be like, this round's

1392
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 3: on me.

1393
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 4: This rounds on me, And next time you all go out,

1394
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 4: he's going on the way.

1395
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 3: He like table for two.

1396
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 4: Also two chicks, chick.

1397
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 3: This is you. You want your friends to pay for

1398
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 3: your ship. I want my friends to be for my stuff.

1399
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

1400
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? Marie does absolutely, She's yeah.

1401
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 3: While you were trunning a favor and we go out

1402
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 3: and I pad my pockets a couple of times, like ooh,

1403
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 3: can you got these fries for me? What you're gonna say? Fries? Yeah?

1404
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 3: From where somewhere? Nice too. I'm not eating bullshit fries.

1405
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 3: I don't needt fast food. So my fries is like

1406
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 3: six dollars.

1407
01:00:53,880 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 2: Wow, you got like the they cutting them in the bags.

1408
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 3: They putting weird shirt on it, like truffle oil.

1409
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're getting trufle oil fries for well, you should

1410
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 2: have brought your wallet. I'll wait here. You go get

1411
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 2: your wilet, I'll stay right here.

1412
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 4: I headed veno me now it's.

1413
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 3: Corney.

1414
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 2: Yeah you did because remember when you said my four

1415
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 2: one K was only worth fifty six dollars.

1416
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 3: I mean you got you got six in that for

1417
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 3: you buy n I got it.

1418
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 2: I ain't got it, Corney.

1419
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 4: Let's uh tell people where they.

1420
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 2: Can catch it. Yes, plug all your stuff.

1421
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 3: When is this gonna air?

1422
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 2: We don't know.

1423
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 3: I love how that was.

1424
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 4: It could be as early as this week, and it

1425
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 4: could be.

1426
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 3: Legit and like, okay, so I'm not gonna plug any shows,

1427
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 3: uh anything?

1428
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 4: End of August, beginning of September.

1429
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 3: Do you have anything.

1430
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 2: Regularly? When is a Butterscotch?

1431
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 3: Butterscotch is the first Thursday of every month at the

1432
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 3: Green Grape Annex uh in Fort Green. It is a

1433
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 3: dope show. It is one hundred percent free. It's a

1434
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 3: cafe slash b stro slash wine bar.

1435
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 2: Sounds like where Corney would do his comedy.

1436
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do it in the window. Like there's plants

1437
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 3: and it's it's real. It's a real sexy vibe.

1438
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 4: That a lot of plants at your house. You have

1439
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 4: a lot of plants at your house.

1440
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 3: Nah, my house is too human. I can't keep them.

1441
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 2: Damn.

1442
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 3: I want, I want to, but I can't. Honest, I

1443
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 3: can't keep him in there.

1444
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 1: So my wigs won't do well there.

1445
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 3: Mos Yeah, what what happened to this wig? Yeah, it's

1446
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 3: real human if they're human in here. Big C Comedy

1447
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 3: on Twitter, Big C Comedy on Instagram. Courdney Farrington. For

1448
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 3: all of those people who still use Facebook, these people

1449
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 3: are using that.

1450
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean?

1451
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 4: Of course that's all I'll be getting my shows.

1452
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Facebook all day, that's what people being there. I'm

1453
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 3: not on it actively, but I.

1454
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 2: Mean I'll be putting my whole life on Facebook now.

1455
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 3: But yeah, people send messages in the middle of the

1456
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 3: day like, yeah you see what happened on Facebook?

1457
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 4: Noy is my did you see that's.

1458
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 3: Going to kmart? What are you in there for? What

1459
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 3: you're looking for? Exactly?

1460
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 4: What do you YouTube classy for that?

1461
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 2: Corney, You don't even say that on this podcast before

1462
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 2: we go? Did you want to leave anybody with anything?

1463
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 2: Like anything? Anything?

1464
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 4: What music are you listening to during sex?

1465
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 2: Yes?

1466
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 3: Oh? Shout out Daniel Caesar. You guys know Daniel Caesar.

1467
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 4: No, is that a comic?

1468
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 3: No, Daniel Caesar is an R and B artist? Young dude?

1469
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 3: Uh good, good, good good music Daniel Caesar.

1470
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 2: Okad, So you're saying good sex music?

1471
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you seem like you listen to a

1472
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 3: lot of jazz. I Do I got a jazz playlist?

1473
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 2: Kenny g Nah, don't do that, Daniel, I found Daniel Caesar?

1474
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 3: Do get you?

1475
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 4: Get you feed Callie something I.

1476
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 3: Want to see. I saw her live. She's actually not bad.

1477
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 4: Is that playing what it's playing on my echo?

1478
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 3: This is that's cute?

1479
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 2: That's cute.

1480
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're messing with the what you call.

1481
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 2: It that organ in the background, No, that was.

1482
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 3: What it was. Your hands, Daniel sees gonna go wash

1483
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 3: your hands. That pairs very well.

1484
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 4: Listen and this is great.

1485
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,080
Speaker 3: That little, that little skinty sound of me twisting the

1486
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 3: top off of watch.

1487
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 2: Listen. You can find us on Instagram at unofficial Experts,

1488
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 2: and you can find me at reez.

1489
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 4: R e e e z y.

1490
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 1: And you can catch me at a wash your hands

1491
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 1: dot w W dot wash your hands dot jum.

1492
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 4: We got to buy that domain name.

1493
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: That's you can catch me on Twitter at just said,

1494
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 1: uh just us sid n y C.

1495
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 3: I'm abowed to change my shirt when I get to work.

1496
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,440
Speaker 3: It's hot. Is a be.

1497
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 4: Use about my box fading? Shut up, Courtney.

1498
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 2: I hope you guys are washing hands right now. I

1499
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 2: hope everybody slides in Courtney's d MS because he's a

1500
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 2: great guy and he's classy.

1501
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 3: Eight am. You don't even seem like you curse. I do.

1502
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 3: I don't curse on stage. Sometimes I don't curse.

1503
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 2: On stage at all. Girl, go wash your fucking hands,

1504
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 2: Corny before we go, can you just say go wash

1505
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 2: your hands, Go wash your hands? Thanks so much, Brye