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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle. We want to

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Speaker 1: welcome you back home.

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Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgariff. We are in our respective

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Speaker 1: apartments and respectable apartments.

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Speaker 2: I am. I have nothing but the utmost respect for

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Speaker 1: My body, my apartment, my choice.

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Speaker 2: If I live somewhere, stay somewhere, stay somewhere. If you

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Speaker 2: live somewhere, stay.

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Speaker 1: S You'll be home white by now.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love that's my favorite banner. Every condo that

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Speaker 2: have that. Yeah, if you lived here, you'd be home

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Speaker 1: I remember we're seeing one It was a billboard on

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Speaker 2: And it's you making that decision based on a banner

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Speaker 2: that they're hoping will happen. It's ridiculous advertising. But what

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Speaker 1: Yes, in fact, that banner's law. You have to pull

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Speaker 2: Those communities. When I lived in Venice, there was I

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Speaker 2: is like a gated Even my doctors seemed like he

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Speaker 1: Like almost like their throwback fifties people or Midwestern people.

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Speaker 2: And everyone's like waving and they have matching baby carriages

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Speaker 2: and then they'd like hi. But then they'd watch me

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Speaker 2: We have an outsider check, the gate check that everyone

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Speaker 1: Privacy issue is that the one are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Feels like this is the place to go to get

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like cutting yourself off from Los Angeles into

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Speaker 2: And oddly that marshland across the street is some government

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Speaker 2: I'm so glad I got out of there.

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Speaker 1: I'm I am too, Chris. Those houses that are in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's our closer. You never open with your best spit.

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Speaker 2: You do the second, the best bit. You fill in

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Speaker 1: You take you joke. You order your jokes one to ten.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Because when you're doing stand up like night after

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Speaker 2: It's like, but if I took one of those actor

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I believe in it.

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Speaker 2: Please? Yeah? Yeah, not the not the kind of kind

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think anyone would. It's not the same, Like

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Speaker 1: Like truly, truly, I've done it enough times. I've tried

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Speaker 1: in life. Yeah, it's like soul crushing when you fucking

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Speaker 1: Can I ask a question?

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Speaker 2: I talked about how much I prefer cats, which even

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Speaker 2: And they're like aliens? What are you talking about? Like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't like me rooting for me. I think

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Speaker 1: That's when I'm tired. I think that's when I decided

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Speaker 2: I don't think you ever ever went as poorly as

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Speaker 1: It just always feels fucking terrible. Oh yeah, and it's great.

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Speaker 1: Why can't I have moments that no one's ever having.

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Speaker 1: We don't ruin my third wave with SCA music references. No,

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Speaker 2: You've been the recording of that album, and well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because just because it's I don't know how to

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Speaker 2: Well, that makes it even more impressive that you just

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Speaker 1: I mean I do it at home. Yeah, that's usually

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Speaker 2: I hope it's called concert hour, and I hope you

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Speaker 1: Yeah we're not allowed to move.

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Speaker 1: I actually like the idea. I'm of that. A living

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Speaker 1: room concert is my favorite, you know, almost like the

440
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 1: Playboy whatever, Hugh Hefner's after Dark or whatever, Playboy after Dark.

441
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you see that show. I vaguely remember it.

442
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 1: It'd be like a bunch of people is super fake

443
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 1: setup of like a fake party, cocktail party, but that

444
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: idea of people standing around at a party and then

445
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: some goalt like leans up against a piano. I was

446
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 1: like blue Moon, like I love that.

447
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 2: I love that.

448
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: Idea, like kind of up close entertainment, cocktail hour type

449
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: of concert.

450
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,959
Speaker 2: I will, I don't know. There's like Tig and Martha

451
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 2: and there was like a comedy crackpot comedy tour thing

452
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 2: that they did as a pilot, and they did. There

453
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 2: are people that regularly have concerts, usually folk music I think,

454
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: or acoustic music of some kind, in their kitchen or

455
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: sometimes they'll rent out a small theater or whatever. And

456
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,159
Speaker 2: Tig and Martha did this tour in those venues, so

457
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 2: they'd be performing in someone's kitchen or in a in

458
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 2: a living room, and they said it was so great,

459
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 2: but at the time it horrified me. The idea of

460
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 2: being in a in a house with strangers and you

461
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 2: stand up in their kitchen. I think it still horrifies me.

462
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: It's pretty it is pretty horrifying, because I'm sure you've

463
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: done those. There's those backyard shows that sometimes get moved

464
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 1: into the house for whatever reason.

465
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

466
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've done a couple of those where And

467
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: that was when I first started doing comedy music again.

468
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, it was so like my cheeks

469
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,479
Speaker 1: would get so hot and red from being I was like,

470
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm just singing at these people that are like two

471
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: feet away from me. It's not like you're at a show, right,

472
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

473
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 2: It's a guy. You're the guy at a campfire that

474
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 2: pulls out a guitar. Yeah, and no one knew it

475
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 2: was coming.

476
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: And he's like, comey, there's so many dudes when I

477
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 1: person moved to La, so many drunk dudes with acoustic

478
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: guitars playing fucking hits off of never Mind, where he

479
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: just like, please stop it, please stop it. We've all

480
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: heard every one of these songs three hundred times. I'm

481
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: begging you.

482
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 2: That is so Yeah, there's always a singer. Oh that

483
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: sounds awful. I remember vag visiting I was visiting La

484
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 2: and I don't know if it was one of the

485
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 2: nights after Lucy Lucy's Laundry Matter or whatever, but I

486
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 2: went to a house party and everyone I think that

487
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,479
Speaker 2: Tenacious D album had just come out, so that was

488
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 2: just playing on a loop. And you were at the

489
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 2: party and I was, yeah, it was a long and

490
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 2: Jay Johnson and uh Zach all Machis was sitting in

491
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 2: the corner, and I was, I didn't talk to anyone.

492
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 2: I didn't. I just listened to Tenacious D and nervously

493
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 2: didn't talk to anyone. I was so intimidated. It's just

494
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,919
Speaker 2: so funny because it.

495
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: Were you with Howard.

496
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 2: I was with Howard. Yeah, he brought me to that party.

497
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. I loved those Lucy Laundry. Lucy's Laundry bout days

498
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 1: were the most fun. It was just insanity.

499
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 2: We'll talk about a show that didn't the most unlikely,

500
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 2: unsuspecting audience of people actually doing laundry. Yes, in a

501
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 2: lot of cases, like people that work that were washing

502
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 2: clothes for someone else, and maybe they didn't even speak

503
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 2: English or under or they didn't want us talking. And

504
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 2: the bathroom is right behind you. It was just everything.

505
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,199
Speaker 2: I remember the men's bathroom was right behind the stage.

506
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: People are just going in woo, and I just tried

507
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 2: to talk, So what do you wash and underwear? Like

508
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 2: I I It was horrifying.

509
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: It was. It also was the kind of thing where

510
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: it made me start to realize I need to write

511
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: good enough material that if I say it in the

512
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: middle of a room, even if I don't like, even

513
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: if there aren't audible laughs, that I don't feel bad, right,

514
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that I have to like

515
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,239
Speaker 1: the thing that's coming out of my mouth and I

516
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: have to stand behind it and not because every time

517
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,880
Speaker 1: I would just like at that stage, especially, you just couldn't.

518
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: You couldn't get anyone to like you. No one did

519
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 1: material there because everyone was immediately in this psychotic panic,

520
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 1: and like.

521
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 2: What you're describing is exactly how it feels to do

522
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 2: these online comedy shows. There's no reaction, and I've been

523
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 2: doing them so I I don't waste my one liners

524
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 2: because if there's no reaction, it's like, oh, that felt terrible.

525
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: So I've just become this online storyteller comic because I

526
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 2: have control over that, and it doesn't matter if there's

527
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 2: laughs during that. I don't know, it doesn't matter.

528
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: It does matter, though, Yeah, comedy, that's all that matters.

529
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: It's comedy. It's stand up comedy live.

530
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't matter that I'm not hearing them

531
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 2: as much if it's not joke here's the end of

532
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: a joke. Yeah yeah, I oh man, it's.

533
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 1: Just I would never be able to do one of

534
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: those shows. It just seems like torch.

535
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 2: Well, one time they the audience was involved, so it's

536
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: like we're doing right now, but every there was like

537
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 2: thirty squares of well behaved audience people also in the

538
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 2: room quote unquote, and they I can't believe. I just

539
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 2: went quote unquote and did hand quotes as I Jesus anyway,

540
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,239
Speaker 2: and it was working great. You could hear them all

541
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 2: laughing until someone's blender went off and a dog started barking,

542
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,719
Speaker 2: and then the whole show went to shit. But it

543
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 2: was fun up till that point.

544
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: Uh, that's a really well it should be required muted,

545
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: Oh because you want to be able to hear people.

546
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Usually it's required muted, but this one was

547
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: being experimental.

548
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: Well see, because that makes sense though, because you I

549
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: can't imagine there aren't more stories that this story isn't

550
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: isn't that the blender went off, but it was like

551
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: and then this guy just stood up and started jerking off.

552
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: It just all feels like it's waiting for like a

553
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: chat roulette style right of.

554
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: It was trusted repeat people to the actual live show.

555
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: So it's like this guy always goes to the show

556
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: in Boulder, Colorado, like this, it's this show in Boulder.

557
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 2: And so they were fifteen people that they trusted in

558
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: the room, and so they were well behaved and wanted

559
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: to be there for comedy. But they can't control their

560
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 2: dogs and their garbage disposals.

561
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: Who can who they can? There can?

562
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 2: I have a fair old garbage disposal.

563
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: Do not put your hand in there.

564
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: I started feeding a kitty cat in my neighborhood book

565
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 2: color gray gray because it's got dirt on its white

566
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: spots but orange and orange and white, oh, and very

567
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 2: skinny and meows so loudly that it sounds like it's

568
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: either pregnant or in pain. But has a call or

569
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: with the tags on it, so.

570
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: With a phone number, it's just an it's probably a

571
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: neighbor's cat. Is cats, Any cat that goes outside does

572
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: goes wherever it wants.

573
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a cat that it's like they just

574
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 2: leave it outside, but the cat wants something and will

575
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 2: come in my apartment and walk around but won't let

576
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 2: me pat him. But it's the boastest thing I've had

577
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: to companionship.

578
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: You better get some some of those silver bags of tuna,

579
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: or some of your right some kibbles and bits or whatever.

580
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:39,959
Speaker 2: What about just an over oversized fish skeleton half Heathcliff,

581
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 2: thank you.

582
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: Are what's the name on the coller?

583
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: I haven't gotten that close kid. He won't let me

584
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 2: pet it just comes in my house and then when

585
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,719
Speaker 2: I go to pet him, he runs out. Yeah, but

586
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 2: he hangs out in my living room and just looks

587
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: at me with a kind face, but keeps me at

588
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: a distance.

589
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm going to tell you what I tell all

590
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: the girls, which is it's it's about what he does,

591
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: not about what he says. So it's about action.

592
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 2: So you're saying, this cat just isn't that into me.

593
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: That cat's using you for tuna.

594
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: I have been. I have tuna that I have purchased

595
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 2: just for this cat that doesn't work me.

596
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 1: That's right, that's how they do it.

597
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 2: God, I've learned so much about myself and past relate.

598
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: Please read my book.

599
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 2: Have you been? Have you been laying outside and swimming

600
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 2: and things?

601
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: I have very much, So I've these last couple of

602
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: weeks have been a little crazy. So I've done a

603
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: lot of I'm about to go swimming, and I like

604
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: put on my suit and I'm already and then I

605
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: just pace around for a long time until it gets it. Like,

606
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: it wasn't that warm down here for the last couple

607
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,479
Speaker 1: of days, so like, you know, I wanted to make

608
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: sure I was hot enough to get in or whatever. Yeah,

609
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,479
Speaker 1: then today I finally went outside. It's boiling hot outside

610
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: today today. It's crazy. I think it's over one hundred.

611
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 2: Do you have air conditioning in your place?

612
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: Like, oh, hell yes, all day and night.

613
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like goes through the walls and stuff, right,

614
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: got to Yeah, yeah, I have like a unit like

615
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: a robot that I keep in the corner of my

616
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 2: room and I just stand next to it. But I yeah,

617
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: it is unbearable. It's time for me. I got my

618
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 2: COVID test yesterday. Negative results.

619
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: Hey that's worth clapping for.

620
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. So I'm safe and ready to drive

621
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: up to Montana. So I'm gonna just for the air

622
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 2: conditioning in my car. Hit the road.

623
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: When are you get to go?

624
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 2: As soon as I have a friend that I grew

625
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 2: up with that lives in Santa Barbara, and we're going

626
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 2: to kind of drive next to each other, if that

627
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 2: like a caravan in case one of our cars explodes. Uh.

628
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 2: And I'm waiting for him to be done with a

629
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 2: house he's doing carpenter work on, and then we're gonna

630
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 2: go so like in a week. I can't wait.

631
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, that's really good. It's nice. It's always nice

632
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: to get out of town when you've been in Los

633
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: Angeles for months at a time. Yes, change peace and

634
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: any I guess all the shows, any shows you would do,

635
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: you could do on your computer. It's not like you're

636
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: going there to do shows.

637
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 2: Well, most importantly this show. I'm like this thing. Yeah,

638
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: I'll I'll not do other ones. Although I've been doing

639
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,479
Speaker 2: a lot of podcasts lately and listening to some, and

640
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 2: We're ours is good. I like cars.

641
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's good too.

642
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good at it.

643
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna talking. Yeah, and comedy.

644
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: The Gift of Gab is a gift for you from us.

645
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 2: I just did speaking of other Puck, I just I

646
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 2: just did Bridgeard's Gift podcast and it was so fun.

647
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 2: How did you do on the exactly Right Network? Good?

648
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: Exactly right now?

649
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

650
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you give us a hint. Oh wait, it

651
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: hasn't come out yet, so don't tell us.

652
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 2: I can't. I know I was about to too. I

653
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 2: would have spoiled it.

654
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: Have you signed an NDA? Yeah, you can't say.

655
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I didn't know about the different uh you know,

656
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 2: sections or not sections. What's the word segments? Thank you?

657
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: You know, like the sections of a of a earthworm segments.

658
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: But so they were sprung on me and it was

659
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 2: kind of fun. Like when we played Quiplash. It's like, oh,

660
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 2: it's a game. I need to react and and and

661
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 2: be a human being.

662
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, I love that Quiplash game. I tell you.

663
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: We played it the other night with my friends, just

664
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,439
Speaker 1: casual game night. Oh it makes me laugh. Yeah, yeah,

665
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: we That's how I first found out about it was

666
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: it's the game night that Bridger does. I do with

667
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 1: Bridger and carry O'Donnell. But there's a bunch of people.

668
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, we played Quiblash and the first couple of

669
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: times I was like, this is the weirdest game. And

670
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: suddenly it's like it's so hilarious because if you play

671
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: it with the right group of people that are like minded. Yeah,

672
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: it's really funny and like the people that when you

673
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: do a fake answer or just do the answer of

674
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: like I got one and the question was about what

675
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: would Sonic the hedgehog do if he didn't get a

676
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: certain ring or some shit like that, and I went,

677
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm fifty, what are you fucking asking

678
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: these two questions for? And those it's like those kind

679
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: of things are my favorite.

680
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. And the other version that most people, even my

681
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: own family has fun with, is Cards against Humanity, and

682
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 2: it's like I don't want to have to read a

683
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 2: thing that isn't funny or crude. It's so fun because

684
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: you're actually writing the things and making other people read them.

685
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 2: It's the best. It's it's I love it. Yeah.

686
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: Instead you mean, instead of having someone's edgy comedy forced onto.

687
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: You, that's like trying so hard every one of those cards.

688
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: And it is that thing of like the people that

689
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: like it, and that's everyone gets to like what they like,

690
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: and yah're popular and that's fine. But when you write

691
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: jokes for living and then you see that ship where

692
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: you were just like this is this is like seventh

693
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: grade playground stuff, but other people are like can you

694
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: belie it? And we had a bunch of drinks and

695
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: people told the truth and it's like, yeah, you could

696
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: do that anytime you want.

697
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 2: They are every other card mentions Hitler like these. The

698
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 2: jokes are trying so fucking hard to be Eddy. Yeah,

699
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: it's and I don't Hitler. It's not funny. I'll tell

700
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 2: you that right now. I'm gonna go. You know what, Yeah, not.

701
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: One thing he did was funny. God damn it.

702
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 2: I mean he has a physical humor early and just kidding,

703
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 2: you're thinking of Charlie Chaplin's You've got the Mustache.

704
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: It's Sarah when he is in those silent movies like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

705
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 1: no no.

706
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was him. He was young. Robert Downey Junior

707
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 2: played Hitler in I'm pretty sure I'm not.

708
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: I don't think you're right about Hitler. No one.

709
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about the right guy. I don't think you

710
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 4: of it.

711
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 2: See you gotta do another album. That was the taste

712
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 2: of karen upcoming album Live at the boot Leg Part Deuce.

713
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: I don't think you're right about Hitler, and that song

714
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 1: takes a surprising turn after the bridge everything.

715
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 2: It becomes a table slapping rap.

716
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: Table. This is a real table slapper.

717
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 2: Oh that's a sign that you're listening to bad music.

718
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 2: If it's a table slapper.

719
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 1: That's some Dave Matthews reactions right there.

720
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 2: Oh God, I don't know why, but I listened to

721
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 2: Dave Matthews. I've been trying to give everyone a chance again.

722
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 2: I've been in quarantine and I listened to Dave Matthews.

723
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 2: I don't know why. It's just for some reason. And

724
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 2: I listen to some old songs and they're good musicians.

725
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 2: Of course, it's a bunch of it's thirty people in

726
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 2: a band.

727
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 1: Right, I think they're all the best musicians. It seems

728
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: like that's so. There's Dave Matthews whole thing.

729
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, jammer and I didn't like it, But amazingly I

730
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 2: listened to whatever Spotify will give you the best, the

731
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: most popular songs. I listened to some Grateful Dead, a

732
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 2: band I've been passionate about not liking for a long time,

733
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 2: to where it's maybe the only argument I ever had

734
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 2: was sweet Harris Whittles. But I I really liked it

735
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 2: this time. I found really Grateful Dead songs that are

736
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 2: that really were pretty and like the Harp, it was

737
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 2: like good instrumentation, right.

738
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 1: I mean, look here in Quarantine, anything can happen. You're

739
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: absolutely allowed to revisit some old hates and turn them

740
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:15,760
Speaker 1: into loves.

741
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 2: Yeah I do. Yeah. I never even gave it enough

742
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 2: of a listen to hate it. Legitimately, I had never

743
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 2: listened to it.

744
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: I this morning listened to because my friend, my friend

745
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: Alison Augusti, who's very hilarious, sent me the divorce notification

746
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: of a celebrity and in their announcement it was like

747
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: they're ready to go on with their relationship and turn

748
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: the page. And then I immediately sent her Bob Seeger's

749
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 1: turn the page. But then I sent it and then

750
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: I really wanted her to listen to it. But then

751
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 1: I was like, well I should listen to it too.

752
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: And that song is so fucking hilarious and dramatic. Bob's

753
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 1: Heeger and that kind of that. It's like weep rock,

754
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, where they're just like telling

755
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: you a was doll. It's so hilariously dramatic, long haired,

756
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: it's like, aren't you a biker? Oh no, you're weeping openly. Yeah, yeah,

757
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: you're tough for the softest.

758
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 2: It says a recording before his silver bullet band sponsored

759
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 2: by Cores. I gotta listen to.

760
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about Simultanees. I think it

761
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: is a silver bullet band. He's it's like an eighties

762
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: hit you've never heard, Turned the page. It's about how

763
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: rockers can't keep love.

764
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 2: Can you sing just a sample? You know? Oh yeah?

765
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 2: And then when it gets real heavy, what's it sound like, Karen?

766
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 2: I haven't heard that part the page?

767
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: You've never heard that where someone's like gets shot in

768
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: the guts and then falls over and sings.

769
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 4: I make a Turniquet call it calin page book to

770
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 4: one out dialut have to turn.

771
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 2: Put me in a journey. Uh yeah, I remember that song. Now, yeah,

772
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 2: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta listen to more Bob Seeker.

773
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 2: It's funny that you I there's that the uh the

774
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: pressure to uh send a gift for a sample or

775
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 2: a YouTube video like that, to tag someone's joke like

776
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: you did. It's like so exciting and it's so nerve

777
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: wracking when for whatever reason it doesn't send, and then

778
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 2: it's like, well, now it's too late.

779
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too late. You have to do it. The

780
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: timing of when the gift appears is just as important

781
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: as the gift itself. Yeah, and I've done a I've

782
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: mismanaged a couple where I tried to get them in

783
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: too fast. And then I pick gifts and you have

784
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: to be very careful about this, and Stephen you'll get

785
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: to weigh in. Don't worry because Steven's the gift master.

786
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 2: But gifts, but if.

787
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: You pick one that's too short in its loop, it

788
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: ends up being like this crazy, it's like or or

789
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: too dark. Where I tried to send one one time

790
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,439
Speaker 1: that was like it was a Game of Thrones gift

791
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 1: and I was so excited to like send this message

792
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: and then when it actually came up, it didn't make sense.

793
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: It just looked like I sent a weird like image

794
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: moving image.

795
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 2: The half the show Game of Thrones, it's just a

796
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 2: black screen and you're squinting.

797
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like someone in there's like a gleam of

798
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: a sword, and I was like, this is a great

799
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 1: choice to make, you know, not cool. Yeah, and then

800
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: the whole moment you've blown a moment. Not only have

801
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: you not been funny and timely, but you like it's

802
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: almost like you kind of like you know when you

803
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: take one of those weird steps and you trip even

804
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: though there's nothing in front of you. It's like that,

805
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: but the gift version of it.

806
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a it's a huge misstep,

807
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 2: and you will you will do it when you see

808
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: that the other person their bubbles show up and they're

809
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 2: trying to tag their own joke already, and it's like

810
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 2: you got to beat the bubbles, and so you got

811
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: to get in them the wrong gift gift. Yep, yeah, sorry,

812
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 2: what were you saying?

813
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 5: Oh, I just want to say, there's nothing worse than

814
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 5: sending a gift and then just no response and then

815
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 5: you just have to text them later like something for

816
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 5: something unrelated. But it's just like sitting.

817
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: There, just sitting there.

818
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, You're like, I'm just going to delete it on

819
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 5: my end.

820
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 2: Is yeah, yeah, because then you know, by the time

821
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 2: they by the time they look at it, it's like,

822
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 2: why the hell did you send me this? It's like, well,

823
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: you weren't in the moment, it was great. I'm a

824
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: I'm a curator of gifts. I know what to send.

825
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 2: Don't get mad at me because your timing is off.

826
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: You weren't your eyes weren't where they were supposed to be.

827
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had to go and feed a baby or something.

828
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 2: I have gifts to send or just.

829
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: You know, that's all. It's gifts.

830
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

831
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: It's also the frustrating thing is I cannot learn to

832
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: let the other person have the last word. I can't.

833
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: It's like, I get so excited if I'm riffing with

834
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: someone in a text thread and they say something funny,

835
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: it will make me think of something else funny, and

836
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: I have to fucking answer it. I can't ever just

837
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: be like you can have and boom, we're done. Put

838
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: a button.

839
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 2: You and I have that in common. Even when we

840
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: read commercials together and you go thank you and I go,

841
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 2: you're welcome. I want to go thank you again. I

842
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 2: want to be the last one to say the thing,

843
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 2: even though you already are. Thank you, you're welcome, and

844
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 2: thank you again, and thank you you're welcome again. We

845
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: could just I have.

846
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 1: Ultimate control over all of this. It's so sad.

847
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 2: It's okay, though, it's all right. And when we just

848
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 2: and when we just did that, it was so hard

849
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 2: for me. When we did that cartoon thing together the

850
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: other day. Yeah, because you say you have the last word.

851
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 2: Literally in that scene, and I just supposed to say

852
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 2: stay quiet, and I wanted so badly. They have the

853
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 2: last word I wanted. I just wanted to say something,

854
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 2: but I think I had the restraint I never did.

855
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, you did good. I keep thinking about the

856
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: part where I was supposed to just be there, like

857
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: you're just passing a time and having a good time

858
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 1: and working or whatever. So I'm like, put that there.

859
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: I was like, there are people who do this for

860
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 1: a living who would have thought of a good line

861
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: that would have contributed to the project. Like I kept

862
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: thinking of all the people that do Frozen or whatever.

863
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 1: How good there. I was like, I'm doing work and

864
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: I felt like absolutely nothing. I just took what they

865
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: said and did it. Put a tune behind it somewhere.

866
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, they said, so you're just working on something, so

867
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 2: maybe you're just humming or maybe singing, and so you

868
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 2: just went directly to singing a song about working. I'm

869
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 2: doing work. I'm humming a song, hum, hum hum, work work,

870
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: work all by myself. But I'm focused on work, sing

871
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: and Hamman'm working a lot. How was that? How was that? Everyone? Guys?

872
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: Did I do it? Did I do literally exactly? What

873
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: you asked me to do and nothing more.

874
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: I cool, there were I felt awkward during that too,

875
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: there are. It's clearly after we did that, it was obvious. Uh.

876
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 2: Doing voiceover for commercial for cartoons is a skill and

877
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 2: people are good at it, and I am not yet

878
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 2: that person, but I am very excited to see what

879
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 2: they make.

880
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: Just the idea that, like, yeah, that isn't that kind

881
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: of the point of trying to be good at podcasting

882
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: is then you could also maybe be seen as being

883
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: good in other voiceover realms where it's like, yeah, this

884
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: is the job everybody wants.

885
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 2: Maybe for you, But I just want this to be

886
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: a road that leads right to terrestrial morning am radio.

887
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh God, should we do some some CU's in some a's.

888
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 2: Let's do it.

889
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it right. Yeah? I think so that's

890
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: a perfect time, Steven, what you got by the way.

891
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 5: I watched Back to the Future last night, and I

892
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 5: didn't realize the whole movie is about him trying to

893
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 5: get his parents to have sex. It's such a like

894
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 5: I didn't really quite I mean because it's such a

895
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 5: classic huh, And I was like, and I feel like

896
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 5: the movie is really about like getting to know your

897
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 5: parents as people. And I'm like, if they rebooted it,

898
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 5: I feel like they could find a different way to

899
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 5: do that same story.

900
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 2: Have you seen John Mulaney's joke about the pitch meeting

901
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 2: it back at the future. No, no, Hey, he's a

902
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 2: high school kid, okay, but his best friend is a

903
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 2: crazy seventy year old scientist, grown man. Like he just

904
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 2: goes through all the but he talks about and he

905
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 2: has to go back in time to have sex with

906
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 2: his own mother, or like, he's just pitching the whole show,

907
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: and it's so funny. That guy's really good at stand up.

908
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,720
Speaker 1: He's very good at stand up comedy. Yep, I wonder

909
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: how his zoom shows have been going.

910
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:12,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder that too. Everyone's doing them. Nobody has

911
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 2: anything better. We're all doing zoom shows.

912
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: That's right, that's all. That's the only option right now.

913
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: All right, Steven, ask us a question, a good.

914
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 2: One, Steven, and make sure it's a good one, Steven, do.

915
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 5: It all right. This is from Cretesol. If you could

916
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 5: dispense a condiment from your belly button, which condiment would god?

917
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 2: Dad, no, gross and mustard?

918
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 1: Fine? Relish?

919
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 2: Wait wait, I want to change mine cream cheese because

920
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 2: then my belly button's like the middle of a bagel.

921
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh God, I don't want to know what other people

922
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: think about anymore.

923
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I'll I'll get a real question. People really

924
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 5: love these gross questions they do. I think this could

925
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 5: apply to just any car. But it says like from

926
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 5: the Red Melt asked what features would you would be

927
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 5: included in the perfect dinar Taurus? But I think, like,

928
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 5: what are the perfect features of any car?

929
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 2: Really? Oh well, if it's if you, if you, if

930
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: you don't mind, I'll go first. Please do my favorite

931
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 2: part of the Taurus commercial, and it's right around the

932
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 2: lyric uh Ford it knows where we're going when that's

933
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 2: right when they show the digital spaedometer. Now that that

934
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 2: car didn't have a lot of uh sporty lines or

935
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 2: a nice interior, but that spedometer is straight out of

936
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 2: kit the transam from Night Rider, like it had no

937
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 2: business and it only goes to eighty five. You can

938
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 2: see that it only goes eighty five in the commercial,

939
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 2: it's just has no place. But you can see a

940
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 2: car salesman sitting someone down. Wait till you get a

941
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 2: load of this and then they showed the speedometer and

942
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 2: just cash register sound effects in the background.

943
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: They're like, please do not export this to Germany or

944
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: anywhere near the Autobahn because it would absolutely be run

945
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,879
Speaker 1: over immediately. It can't handle.

946
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 2: It just on the side of the road, stalled out,

947
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 2: trying to flag other cars down to look at the speedometer.

948
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 2: No I belong here, look at my speedometers for the future.

949
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: You're gonna love this, so digital spinometer for you. And

950
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna say and a lot of times, like

951
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: during the summer, this isn't gonna sound like it makes

952
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: sense because you forget in the winter, and especially if

953
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: you are from California. Heated seats that when it's cold

954
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 1: at night and you can stick on a little button

955
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: and suddenly, in like four minutes you're warm. That's the

956
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 1: best thing ever, it really is. Heated seats are the greatest.

957
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: But I think I've told you this. My friend Karen

958
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: Anderson had heated seats in her Vovo station wagon, and

959
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: every time I'd ride with her, she would turn my

960
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: she would turn my seat on as high as it

961
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: could go the seat heater, but not tell me, so

962
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: I would start to get really bitchy, and I would

963
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: be like, I don't know who cares if we go there,

964
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: and I would like get crabby, yeah, and then she

965
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: would start laughing, and then I would realize she had

966
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: turned my seat heat that's funny.

967
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 2: Without you knowing, it's like she gave you all of

968
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 2: a sudden, you have this swamp ass attitude.

969
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: Real It was like being turned into a toddler, where

970
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: it's like I don't know what I want, and then

971
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, god, damn it, you turn my seat heater.

972
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 2: Now this is kind of disgusting, but it is an

973
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 2: interesting experiment, and so I'm going to talk about it.

974
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: Okay.

975
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 2: One time I met up with some friends after the bar.

976
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 2: They had been drinking. I had something to do. I

977
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 2: went there like at midnight. This is in Missoula, you know.

978
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 2: We were all in our early twenties. And I was

979
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 2: talking to my friend Matt, like pretty close, and he

980
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 2: was being weird. He was talking really close to me,

981
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why are you Are you trying to

982
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 2: be funny? What are you doing? And he's like, all right,

983
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 2: I guess I'll see you later and he walked away

984
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 2: and he made it all the way down the block,

985
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 2: and it wasn't until then because it had cooled off.

986
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 2: I realized the whole time he was talking to me,

987
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 2: he was peeing on my leg, like he just had

988
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 2: his penis out, and I was wearing jeans. And if

989
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 2: you think about urine, it's just a body temperature, it's

990
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 2: just a body temperature. His body temperature on mine undetectable.

991
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 2: He was so stealthy about it that I couldn't hear it.

992
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 2: And it was the perfect bomb to drop because he

993
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 2: was gone by the time. I was like, oh, my

994
00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 2: pant has urine on it. My pant to go home now.

995
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 2: I was just inside the bar, no, right outside, so

996
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 2: it was either I mean it was outdoors.

997
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: Sorry. His name's Matt, Yeah, Matt yeah, And I'm sorry

998
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: I'm writing Matt and then I'm putting that name in

999
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: a heart right now because that's the best thing I've

1000
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: ever heard.

1001
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 2: I exactly, I've thought about it. I went from anger

1002
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: to like, oh, you're a child genius that he had it.

1003
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 2: He knew that's that I wouldn't know. That's so that's

1004
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 2: what I yelled. As he has a block away, I'm like,

1005
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 2: how did you know that I wouldn't I wouldn't feel it.

1006
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,439
Speaker 1: Wait, that reminds me of and Pete may have told

1007
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: you the story, but he was at some horrible hotel

1008
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: pool in Las Vegas that had a lazy river, uh huh,

1009
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 1: and there was a kid there was like him and

1010
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: his friends were all super shit faces during the day.

1011
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 1: I think they were there for a bachelor party and

1012
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 1: they were going down the lazy river and some kid

1013
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, upriver, like behind them a little bit,

1014
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 1: and they were talking about something. I think this is

1015
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: how it went. Like they were talking about maybe something

1016
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: dirty or inappropriate. So and then they turned around and

1017
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: this kid was like three feet away from them, and

1018
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: so his drunken friend was like, hey, kid, get the

1019
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: buck out of here. Whatever, just said something like that,

1020
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: and the kid just smiled at them and they were

1021
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 1: then they're like, what's he doing? And then the kid goes,

1022
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 1: I'm peeing on you, and he was just peeing into

1023
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:31,720
Speaker 1: the water down river on them. And that's my favorite story.

1024
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: It's like, do not fuck with little kids, Yeah, do not,

1025
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: Like you don't know what people are capable of it,

1026
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 1: You just don't, right.

1027
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 2: I just couldn't see that kid right now. Yeah, Yeah,

1028
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 2: the little kid from Richie rich or something.

1029
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a little kid who had like mean older

1030
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: brothers or older cousins. So he knew how to defend himself. Yeah,

1031
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: he knew, he knew the perfect play in a situation

1032
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 1: like that.

1033
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 2: God, I love a sinister, rich little kid.

1034
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 1: Yes, he gets out, he walks up to the bar

1035
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 1: and orders whatever he wants. This kid runs this casino.

1036
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 2: And it's all based in attitude. He has so much attitude.

1037
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 2: No one's carding I'm and realizing it's not twenty one.

1038
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 1: They're like, he can pull it off. He's eight, But

1039
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 1: who gives a shit? He's a baller. Okay, Stephen, let's

1040
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 1: let's move on, Stephen.

1041
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 5: This is from McKenna Kaiser McKenna underscore Kaiser or dot Kaiser.

1042
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: Love your hospital?

1043
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 5: If you if you could create a law and have

1044
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 5: it be named after you, what would it be?

1045
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 2: You just were, Daria, if you love your hospital.

1046
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: Love your hospital. I need to get it in there,

1047
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,240
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to ruin everything.

1048
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, love your permanente, but it was

1049
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 2: the timing was wrong. I'm sorry everyone. I'm sorry Stephen.

1050
00:55:52,000 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 2: What was the question? Sure? Well, mine would be the

1051
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 2: fairbanks law. Okay, and it would be based on the

1052
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 2: actions of Wells Fargo. Banks can't do unfair things anymore.

1053
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 2: It's a very vague law.

1054
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: Nice, No, this is good.

1055
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. I've been pushing for it to be in Congress,

1056
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,280
Speaker 2: in the Senate.

1057
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: I feel like Liz Warren would get behind this law

1058
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: one hundred percent because.

1059
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 2: Weren't they What were they doing? Do you remember what

1060
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 2: Wells Fargo was doing. They were like taking pennies.

1061
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like charging feet percentage fees. And then

1062
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 1: basically there was it the one where they would get

1063
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: you down below in amount. They would charge you and

1064
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: get you down below an amount and then penalize you

1065
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: for being below the amount. But all of that was

1066
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: just happening independently.

1067
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,839
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, yeah, that I guess I'd never had

1068
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 2: it described me. That sounds pretty sinister.

1069
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 1: I could have just made it up.

1070
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 2: I mean, nothing is more evil than charging people thirty

1071
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 2: dollars for not having money. That's like, yeah, that is

1072
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 2: a like Oliver Twist level or what I'm trying to

1073
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 2: think of someone that's mean to poor people. Oh current, Yeah,

1074
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,760
Speaker 2: that's like some are current president.

1075
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: Will do well. Also, that's the thing that when like

1076
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 1: when when you if you have very bad credit card

1077
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 1: debt and you're trying to get out of it, you

1078
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: it's sometimes very good to hire a debt or whatever

1079
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: they're called attorney, yeah, because most of the charges that

1080
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: credit cards charge you for are illegal, and they just

1081
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: do it and then they raise your percentage, they raise

1082
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: your what you call it, see, yeah, your interest. And

1083
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: so that's how people get into such terrible debt. And

1084
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: so if you could, you could owe the credit card

1085
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: company fifty grand, but take it to a debt lawyer

1086
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: and they could get it down to like four thousand

1087
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: dollars because actually those I saw this whole. It was

1088
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: an Errol Morris documentary and this one guy was this

1089
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: is what he did for a living, and he's like,

1090
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: these credit card companies aren't allowed to do this, but

1091
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: you won't ever stop them because you feel guilty because

1092
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: you are the one that spent all that. So people

1093
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: feel so guilty about using credit cards that they'll accept

1094
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: any charge because they know that they didn't have the

1095
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: money to pay for it.

1096
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 2: I know that's happened to me. I know that I

1097
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 2: had a normal credit card and I oh, say George

1098
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 2: Cotton a will.

1099
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just yeah. Basically, if you sue for credit

1100
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: card debt, all those charges are illegal. Yeah, and so

1101
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: you'll never get that you actually don't have to pay

1102
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: that amount of money.

1103
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 2: And stupidly crazy that happened. When I moved here. I

1104
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 2: had no debt and I had a normal credit card,

1105
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 2: and I paid my rent with a No one told

1106
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 2: me not to do this. I just stupidly was like,

1107
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 2: I need money now. I don't want to borrow money

1108
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 2: from my parents. I got to cash withdrawal with my

1109
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 2: credit card, and it took my normal interest to like

1110
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 2: twenty nine percent, and I never looked. It was at

1111
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 2: a time where you didn't go online and see how

1112
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 2: your credit card was doing. I was just it was.

1113
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 2: It ballooned into like thousands and thousands of dollars just

1114
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 2: so I could pay my rent one time.

1115
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: Yep.

1116
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 2: And it's all in the past and everything's great, except

1117
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 2: for the world.

1118
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: My law would be the Kilgarath law, and it would

1119
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: be that you're not allowed to talk loud in like restaurants,

1120
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: like loud talkers get removed from any area where like

1121
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: performative speakers in an otherwise genteel and calm atmosphere, but

1122
00:59:55,640 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: they just ceased to exist on their own energy.

1123
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think that uh people have the right

1124
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 2: to do a citizen's removal of them.

1125
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: Also, yes, so you know, there's nothing I can't take it,

1126
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 1: like like genuinely loud talkers and there everywhere in lawsuits.

1127
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 2: That is your your laws better than mine. I'm just

1128
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 2: going to say that, not that it was a competition, uh,

1129
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 2: just everything. I was in a car driving to uh

1130
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 2: deliver my gift to Bridger and I I heard someone

1131
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 2: loud talking. I'm in a car. I had the window cracked.

1132
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 2: There was a guy on a ladder on the phone

1133
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,479
Speaker 2: with one of those walkie talkies setting like a next

1134
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 2: Tell phone, screaming like arguing with someone about something. He

1135
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 2: was smiling, but he's such a loud, brassy ass voice,

1136
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 2: and he was outside. I was in a car, and

1137
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 2: I was like, that guy is ruining my peace and

1138
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:00,080
Speaker 2: quiet right now. He was, Yeah, he was. He was

1139
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 2: breaking the kil Gariff law.

1140
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right. It's just you can have a good time,

1141
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 1: but just like and you can have like spikes of sound,

1142
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: that's totally Fine're like, oh my god, a happy birthday

1143
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: or whatever. But it's there are people's in this town especially,

1144
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: and I'm sure in like two months, i'll i'll wish

1145
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 1: I was around them so badly i'll weep. But yeah,

1146
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 1: there are people in this time wherever. You have to

1147
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 1: listen to everything they'd say because they just demand the

1148
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: full fucking I mean, it makes me insane.

1149
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:37,000
Speaker 2: One time I confronted a guy though at a show.

1150
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 2: He wouldn't stop talking loud and had no shame about it.

1151
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 2: And there was a show, granted it was a show

1152
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 2: in a restaurant, and he was coming in to get food,

1153
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 2: but he was kind of watching and just talking at

1154
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 2: full volume. I went up and asked him to be quiet.

1155
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 2: He then said, thank you, thank you for telling me.

1156
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 2: I appreciate it when people tell me that. And then

1157
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 2: he shook my hand and squeezed the hell out of

1158
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 2: my hand to where it really hurt, and I kind

1159
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:11,479
Speaker 2: of pushed him. My mom had just died, by the way,

1160
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 2: I was not in a good mood. I pushed this man,

1161
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 2: and then I noticed he was deaf and he had

1162
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 2: a hearing aid, and that's why he was talking loud,

1163
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 2: and that's why he said, I appreciate you telling me.

1164
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 2: He meant it I don't know why he squeezed the

1165
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 2: hell out of my hand. Take over for other senses

1166
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 2: when they're He became very strong because he couldn't hear,

1167
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 2: and he and I was like pretty much hugged him.

1168
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 2: After that, I'm like, I'm so sorry I did not

1169
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 2: I didn't know what he meant when he said thank you.

1170
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 2: It was so awkward, and I just admitted that I

1171
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 2: was a bad person that night.

1172
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: But well, I mean that's the the problem with because wait,

1173
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: were you going to do? Is set? Were you to god?

1174
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,959
Speaker 2: I was about to go up? Yeah, yeah, So.

1175
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: You're basically like, I'm not fucking dealing with you while

1176
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm up there trying to deal with myself and he

1177
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: so you shut up.

1178
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 2: I have ar threatic. He really hurt my hand, and

1179
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 2: I think he did that on purpose. Oh yeah, it

1180
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 2: was a big He was a big guy that worked

1181
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 2: at the gas station across the street. He was like

1182
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 2: a But the reason he was talking loud is he

1183
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 2: was deaf. So that's what I was focused on, like,

1184
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is embarrassing.

1185
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's the thing that you have to consider

1186
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 1: when before you go over or if you're going to

1187
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: go over to tell someone something, you have to keep

1188
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: in mind that there are still reasons that would be

1189
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: acceptable to you, so you don't have to already be mad.

1190
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1191
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: But the handshaking thing, I'm telling you, I've had that

1192
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,000
Speaker 1: happened a couple of times. People when they meet you

1193
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: and they shake your hands so hard they crush it.

1194
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: There was that happened to me one time, and I left.

1195
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: I was like, that was one of the most aggressive,

1196
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 1: bizarre and passive aggressive things where it's like, if you're

1197
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: somehow mount me, then say it. But we're shaking hands.

1198
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: It's like you tricked me.

1199
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 2: There is It's really something that someone told them when

1200
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 2: they're a kid by their dad. A firm handshake is

1201
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:15,439
Speaker 2: what sells cars and gets Yeah. And so there's man

1202
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 2: and Donald then Trump. Not to keep talking about Trump,

1203
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 2: but he you know that. You can watch mega edits

1204
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:24,919
Speaker 2: of him grabbing hands and Yankee people towards him. Yeah,

1205
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 2: and it's people that that are being hurt, but he

1206
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 2: thinks it's like, oh, it shows that you're a man

1207
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 2: if you squeeze the hell out of someone's hand.

1208
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: And my favorite is the one where Trump is walking

1209
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: and it's like some it's the G eight or whatever

1210
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 1: someone of those big global meetings and he just pulls

1211
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: the guy back by the shoulder and gets ahead of him.

1212
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 1: That's like and that was or that was year one,

1213
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: and I just was like, oh my god, he's the

1214
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 1: worst person.

1215
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 2: That was incredible.

1216
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,919
Speaker 1: I remember that too, so embarrassing. He yanked like president

1217
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: of France. Yeah, it wasn't Marcn. It was like so

1218
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:09,720
Speaker 1: so unbelievable. Okay, one last question, Stephen, and then we'll

1219
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 1: wrap it up.

1220
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a blanket baby.

1221
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:17,280
Speaker 5: This is from Doughnutty, if you could witness or participate.

1222
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 5: I like the part about participating because it always feels

1223
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 5: like these questions are like if you could go back

1224
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 5: in time and look at something. But Doughnutty says, if

1225
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 5: you could witness, but if you could participate in any

1226
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 5: event in history, what would it be?

1227
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:31,400
Speaker 2: Wow?

1228
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,919
Speaker 1: I mean history is so long.

1229
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 3: I know.

1230
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,080
Speaker 2: I just keep thinking of scenes from that terrible Forrest

1231
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 2: Gump movie, The First Jog.

1232
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I have my answer because this

1233
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:55,560
Speaker 1: is I am very strangely and deeply obsessed with Victorian

1234
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: England and if I could go back and walk around

1235
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: on the streets of London Town it just streets of

1236
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 1: old blady and foggy London down and see all of

1237
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:14,360
Speaker 1: the abject poverty and the terrible coal burning. Like the

1238
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: there's very ornate, kind of like I would love to

1239
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 1: go back to Victorian England and then go into a

1240
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 1: place like Charles Dickens's Old Curiosity Shop, which was basically

1241
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 1: like a vintage store but in England, so it was

1242
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 1: even older stuff. Like how insane would that be where

1243
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 1: you could go look at like antiques from Victorian time,

1244
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 1: So that would be stuff from the seventeen hundreds or

1245
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: the sixteen hundreds or whatever.

1246
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that would be. Or they are artwork like paintings.

1247
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: Or like it used to just have big cinder piles

1248
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 1: in the middle of town, like a big cinder pile.

1249
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 1: That's that's my one of my favorite. It's bleakhouse. I

1250
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 1: think I think it's blatant, mmm whatever, But it's one

1251
01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 1: of those stories that I love that's on like BBC,

1252
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: and it just like this husband and wife and their job.

1253
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 1: Their whole business is just big piles of cinder. People

1254
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 1: come and dump the cinderette in front of their house

1255
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,680
Speaker 1: and then they have people that pick through it in

1256
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 1: case there's anything in there that's worth anything. God, I

1257
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: mean insane, Like I would love to see that shit.

1258
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,960
Speaker 5: Or like the gin during the gin craze, there'd be

1259
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,480
Speaker 5: men with wheelbarrows filled with gin and you could pay

1260
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 5: a shilling and bring your cup and just go in

1261
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 5: and take a swig of gin that was probably laced

1262
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 5: with like arsenic or turpentine.

1263
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 1: It's just made with paint.

1264
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I guess speaking of arsenic, mine would be

1265
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 2: I would go I would go to Butte, Montana during

1266
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:48,240
Speaker 2: the mining boon, the Berkeley Pit. It's filled with arsenic.

1267
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 2: That's why I said that. And it kind of like

1268
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 2: it would be really cool to like strike it rich

1269
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 2: in Montana and be one of the people that, wait,

1270
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 2: do we know it's our going back in time knowing

1271
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 2: what we know now.

1272
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure it's like you can have. It's like

1273
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 5: a like you're almost like it's like Westworld. You're like

1274
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,520
Speaker 5: like you get to just participate in you just get

1275
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 5: to see.

1276
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: What that time was like. Yeah, but still be yourself.

1277
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 2: It sounds selfish and along the way I would help people,

1278
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:19,120
Speaker 2: and but I would also make it to where I

1279
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,040
Speaker 2: found gold in Montana.

1280
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:25,600
Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, also, I would want to go

1281
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:29,600
Speaker 1: back to when there was still witchcraft.

1282
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, like ladies.

1283
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, like no, no, no, but not like

1284
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:44,200
Speaker 1: where there was actual magic. Like the whole premise of

1285
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:47,479
Speaker 1: the book Jonathan and Norella mister Strange. It's like there

1286
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: used to be magic in the world, and basically just

1287
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 1: government and church types bought up all the books with

1288
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: the spells in them so that you couldn't look at

1289
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: them and no one could learn the spells, and they

1290
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:00,799
Speaker 1: basically hoard that it's not true. No, no, this is a novel,

1291
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: it's a Bokay, it's the But isn't it the best premise? Yeah,

1292
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 1: it's very believable. It's like, yes, there was a time

1293
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: where it was like I have newt and those were

1294
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:11,639
Speaker 1: in books, and like those books began to be hoarded

1295
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 1: by rich people and saved, and then no one it

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01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 1: was like what do they call that esoteric knowledge or whatever?

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01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 1: Like secret knowledge, you can't you have to be in

1298
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 1: a certain club to know about it.

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01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 2: But instead those get burned or thrown away, and then

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01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 2: everyone just believes in the Bible that has no usable

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01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 2: spells in it.

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01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: The only one is turning water to wine, which I

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01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,080
Speaker 1: can't do as a non priest.

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01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't. It's the cause of most alcoholism. It's

1305
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 2: the worst part of the Bible.

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01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 1: It's not even funny.

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01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,000
Speaker 2: Everyone's druck. It's not even funny.

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01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,719
Speaker 1: It's not even that funny. All right, So we wrap

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01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:50,200
Speaker 1: it down.

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01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 2: Sure, let's get one. Let's ship it out. Let's wrap

1311
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 2: it up, rub it down, Oh, rap it and ship

1312
01:09:55,200 --> 01:10:00,679
Speaker 2: it and stamp it signed, sealed delivered, Come on yours. Sorry.

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01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 1: That makes me think of when I used to work

1314
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 1: at a children's clothing company and natural diaper company in

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01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 1: between plunking out of In between flunking out of college

1316
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,720
Speaker 1: and moving to San Francisco to start stand up, I

1317
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,679
Speaker 1: moved back to Pedaluma for a year and then worked

1318
01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:18,960
Speaker 1: at this place, Biobottoms, which is a children's like natural

1319
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 1: fiber clothing company and reusable diaper. It was like hippie

1320
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:25,320
Speaker 1: hippie stuff that was also for very rich ladies.

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01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 2: But Biobottoms is a great name.

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01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 1: I know, right, And it was like two ladies started

1323
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,679
Speaker 1: it and became millionaires. It was very cool like story,

1324
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,240
Speaker 1: but the shipping department used to come and show us

1325
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 1: stuff that they accidentally got in their return packages and

1326
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 1: it was insane and one of some people sent back

1327
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,680
Speaker 1: sturdy diapers.

1328
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 2: Shit. Yes, I'd like to get my money back. And

1329
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:50,760
Speaker 2: it's just a box of baby shit.

1330
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,760
Speaker 1: And here's why, here's why you didn't catch it.

1331
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 2: You didn't. The last thing you want to get as

1332
01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:05,799
Speaker 2: a diaper manufacturer is a return. This diaper fails satisfaction guaranteed.

1333
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:11,479
Speaker 2: Are your money back? Return diaper that had a leaky

1334
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 2: leg hole? And here's the proof.

1335
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 1: Oh, here's the proof, you guys. Deal with it.

1336
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 2: I hate poop.

1337
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 1: I think this podcast is getting better every every episode.

1338
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,960
Speaker 1: Unless we do further away we get from the original promise.

1339
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll. We'll be back in the car again

1340
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:33,200
Speaker 2: with guests.

1341
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 1: Yes we will.

1342
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,160
Speaker 2: We will one day.

1343
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:36,480
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

1344
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,679
Speaker 2: For now you're stuck with us.

1345
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 1: But for now, deal with it. Yeah all right, Well

1346
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 1: anything to plug.

1347
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:49,760
Speaker 2: Chris just my comedy special is still out there on

1348
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 2: Vimeo on demand and at We're Narley dot com.

1349
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:56,640
Speaker 1: We're gnarly dot com, w E R.

1350
01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 2: E n A r l y dot com and now.

1351
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:02,800
Speaker 1: Narley, are you sure it's not the G?

1352
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, for some reason, there's no G in it. I know.

1353
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,800
Speaker 2: They made it as confusing as possible but it is.

1354
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 2: You know, you have to go to a website for

1355
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 2: a lot of these things. This is just a new

1356
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 2: website and you can also get mugs, fancy mugs and

1357
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 2: fancy posters.

1358
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:23,160
Speaker 1: Fancy mugs, e mugsies and posties.

1359
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:26,439
Speaker 2: Anyone, how about support it?

1360
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:33,120
Speaker 1: Support Chris's Victorian English merch Please please, thank you. He's

1361
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:33,679
Speaker 1: into it.

1362
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:35,280
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.

1363
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:36,639
Speaker 1: That's it right?

1364
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,719
Speaker 2: How about you? What are you plugging, my friend?

1365
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:47,240
Speaker 1: Nothing, I'm plugging. I'm plugging people wearing masks and uh

1366
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: adhering to the quarantine even though they don't feel like

1367
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,960
Speaker 1: doing it anymore. No one does. You're not alone, no

1368
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,680
Speaker 1: one does. Yeah, but you can't pretend it away as

1369
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 1: all of your relatives become ill and it.

1370
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,799
Speaker 2: It's not a slight against your freedom.

1371
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 1: Your freedom is all in your mind anyway.

1372
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 2: Friend. Hey, man, you thought you were free, you're a prisoner.

1373
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:16,960
Speaker 6: Man, You're you're fucking lemming if you think you're free. Man,

1374
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,240
Speaker 6: look look me in all right.

1375
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:24,200
Speaker 2: Man, you've been listening. Do you need a ride? Man?

1376
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:29,799
Speaker 1: Do you I in man like a orr man?

1377
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:31,160
Speaker 2: Hong Kong?

1378
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:38,679
Speaker 1: Man? Are you leaving on? You wanna way back home?

1379
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 1: Either way?

1380
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:44,919
Speaker 3: We want to be there doesn't matter how much baggage

1381
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:49,639
Speaker 3: you claim. Give us time and they turnman on and gay.

1382
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 1: We want to send you.

1383
01:13:52,479 --> 01:13:59,400
Speaker 3: Off instat We want to welcome you back home. Tell

1384
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:00,600
Speaker 3: us all about it.

1385
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:22,360
Speaker 1: Rescared her? Was it fine? Melbourne? Do you need to ride?

1386
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:24,439
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1387
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:28,240
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1388
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:32,759
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1389
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:42,639
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

1390
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,160
Speaker 2: and Chriss