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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts? Temperature wine.

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Speaker 3: you've come to the right place. What's new in my life?

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Speaker 3: That's essentially my life. Go to exactly rightstore dot com

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Speaker 3: I love today's guest. It's Gareth Reynolds. Gareth, welcome to

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Speaker 3: I said no.

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Speaker 2: Gifts, Thank you, Bridger, and am I your podcast Valentine?

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Speaker 3: You are absolutely my podcast Valentine.

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Speaker 2: Thank you be my Valentine. Hello Valentine.

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Speaker 3: Are you a big Valentine's person?

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Speaker 2: I'm a terrible all holiday right person. I just don't

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Speaker 3: Right, And that's how I've become. And I don't know

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Speaker 2: It's you know, I think it's very interesting to watch

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Speaker 3: Right? I mean, this is a constant thing where I'm

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Speaker 2: It's kind of cope in a way for not having

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Speaker 2: I've always admired the Mormon preppers.

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Speaker 2: And what it really is is it's just like an

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Speaker 3: This feels like basic human psychology to me, that this

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Speaker 2: But I need it.

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Speaker 3: There's some of us are so incapable at adulting that

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Speaker 2: I like that. It's like, hey, there's one hundred calories

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I was like, how could it possibly

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Speaker 3: A right fascinating.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure it's rocking automatic electure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the miss mowing the lawn. Well, you

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Speaker 3: you had three sons that could push a lawnmower, that's

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Speaker 2: This strimming swede eating? Oh? Interesting one called weed whacking.

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Speaker 3: We'd whacking. I don't like a weed whacker to death. Really,

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Speaker 3: It's like I'm gonna take a toe off or something.

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Speaker 3: It kind of just doesn't matter about you do at all.

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Speaker 2: You wanted to change. I really enjoyed the partying.

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Speaker 3: And that, and it was all coming from drinking, mostly drinking,

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Speaker 3: I guess it shouldn't have a serving size. Now you

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Speaker 2: The plan is for all of it. I'll do the

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Speaker 2: They are.

441
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,760
Speaker 3: But then I found a better alternative called the peanut

442
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,440
Speaker 3: butter gaucho.

443
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,320
Speaker 2: Of the gaucho, well it's off.

444
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,280
Speaker 3: The market now, removed it from the market. Unfortunately, I

445
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,040
Speaker 3: was the only consumer of the peanut butter goucher. What

446
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,160
Speaker 3: was like a more It was a heartier nutter butter.

447
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,639
Speaker 3: It was like a butter simply not healthier, No, but

448
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,200
Speaker 3: it tasted a little less sweet, and it's more like

449
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,640
Speaker 3: peanut butter. And so that makes it actually easier to eat,

450
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 3: because like a sweet thing, eventually you're like, oh, I'm

451
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,680
Speaker 3: feeling sick, but a less sweet thing. I'm through the

452
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 3: whole bang.

453
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,119
Speaker 2: We and you you could comfortably house that because you are.

454
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 2: You're a very felt Oh thank you.

455
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 3: I We'll see when this all ends. I feel like

456
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,760
Speaker 3: I have been blessed with some sort of DNA that

457
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,840
Speaker 3: allows me to but.

458
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 2: It's not because you have a focus on I.

459
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 3: I've like I think I've kind of managed both. There

460
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 3: was a huge period when I was eating I was

461
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,879
Speaker 3: eating not at least nine cookies a night, depending on somes.

462
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,960
Speaker 3: And now I'm eating one cookie a night.

463
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 2: And I love that for you, Thank you. I love

464
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,359
Speaker 2: it for me as well, one cookie night dy.

465
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,119
Speaker 3: But I do feel like my family is able to

466
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,400
Speaker 3: eat a lot of food without gaining a ton of weight.

467
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 3: What point am I trying to make here?

468
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 2: Well that you you? I mean that nutter butters were gauchos.

469
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 3: Was there another peanut butter flavored cookie? I think those

470
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 3: are the two big ones.

471
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 2: So you remember nutty bars.

472
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,119
Speaker 3: I'm not a nutty bar person.

473
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 2: The texture. I haven't had one in a while, but

474
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,719
Speaker 2: I remember them. Being fantastic. I don't like a wafer.

475
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 2: Oh I'm a wafer guy, so you have to.

476
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 3: I think it's a there are two different people in

477
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 3: the world, a wafer or no wafer, And I don't

478
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 3: like a way for that soft push on your teeth

479
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 3: kind of sends a chill down my spot.

480
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

481
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,200
Speaker 2: Yet, see, I think this is the issue. I'm not

482
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 2: a I'm I'm a I'm gonna bring me. You're tired,

483
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 2: you're poor, year hungry, whatever it is, eat out of it. Yeah,

484
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 2: peanut butter for me, I can't have that in the house.

485
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm like a dog. It is exactly if

486
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 2: any if I was ever loved by anyone, it would

487
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 2: end once they saw me with peanut butter.

488
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,000
Speaker 3: Right.

489
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 2: What about the powder, the peebee powder? Yeah, all that

490
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 2: to me honestly more dangerous because it it takes up

491
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 2: less like you get more bang for your bite. Right,

492
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 2: And it is magic peanut butter that you can just

493
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 2: mix with water and create whenever. And you think of

494
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 2: it as since it's not as readily accessible, but no,

495
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 2: it is way healthier.

496
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: It is.

497
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 2: But I mean again, I mean healthy, I don't know

498
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 2: what healthy is. Again, if you eat, if you apothet

499
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: carry all the powder to life in one evening. It's

500
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 2: not good for you. And I'm capable of moves like that.

501
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 3: So your home is it just the cupboards are bare

502
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 3: for the most part. That's kind of how my house is,

503
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 3: to be honest, I don't cook at a home at all.

504
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,159
Speaker 3: So I just have the like cookie dough in the

505
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,879
Speaker 3: fridge in a few healthy stents.

506
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 2: See, if I had cookie dough in the fridge, that

507
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 2: would be gone right.

508
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 3: See, but there's that step. If you cook, want bake one,

509
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 3: then shut the oven down. Now there's a whole process

510
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 3: that you have to get going before more get back.

511
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: I'm not going to insult your intelligence, but you obviously

512
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 2: know that you don't need to cook COOKI dough.

513
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 3: But there's no fear of food poisoning. No, nothing will

514
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 3: stop you.

515
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 2: I want it. It'll slow me down, just like I'm

516
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 2: like Godzilla. Just the bullets bounce off me if I'm

517
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 2: in the zone.

518
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 3: It.

519
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 2: So my mother was in uh she was had some

520
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 2: surgery out here, and my brother and I, so we

521
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 2: were at the hospital. I don't remember the exact logistics

522
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 2: of this, but my brother and I were at the

523
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 2: hospital and then my brother. This is two three years ago. Uh,

524
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,959
Speaker 2: and this is December when the you know, the wheels

525
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 2: come off right, And he had a bag of rollos

526
00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 2: like a family. Hey, here's rollos for the month. And

527
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 2: he stayed the night at my place and uh and

528
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 2: left the next morning and forgot the rollos.

529
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 3: Oh no.

530
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: And so then two nights later we go to the

531
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 2: hospital for my mother and sort of as similar. He's like, well,

532
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 2: come over, and he mentions the rollos and I thought, well,

533
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 2: he doesn't know Daddy's little secret that those are all

534
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 2: gone because I spiraled two nights ago or over the

535
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 2: past two nights. And then he got to my place

536
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 2: and he it's it's been a joke since.

537
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 3: Well and roller that's impressive because rollers are a thing

538
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 3: you really have to work through. It's a real chewy thing.

539
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 2: And as well as independently the.

540
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 3: Soil a series of steps and stopped me. Didn't stop

541
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 3: me if I had a bottle of wine.

542
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 2: Nothing. Nothing.

543
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 3: I think rollos are disgusting, by the way. Interesting so

544
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 3: my girlfriend I think they were like there are two

545
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 3: ingredients that I love and they're not doing it. Well.

546
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 3: Oh see, she my girlfriend has the story about she

547
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 3: she loved the caramel, so she put a bunch of

548
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 3: rollers in a colander and watered the chocolate off to it.

549
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,919
Speaker 2: And I was like, you know they can buy caramel.

550
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 2: What do you had? It's not a precious restorry. Honestly,

551
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 2: it's like she didn't know that there was just caramel available.

552
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 3: It's like cooking down heroin or something.

553
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 2: It's so crazy, like PB, that's like that to me,

554
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 2: very similar to Heroin.

555
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 3: Well, look, we have to talk about something else. There's

556
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 3: something else that I've been dancing around here. Okay, Gareth,

557
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 3: I was excited to have you here on the podcast.

558
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 3: Thank you a thou Garris, come by.

559
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 2: We'll have a nice time. We'll move on with our days.

560
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 3: Gareth has a podcast. He knows what he's doing.

561
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 2: Sure, I have eighteen podcasts. Go ahead.

562
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 3: This podcast is called I said no Gifts, So I

563
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 3: was a little startled. I'll say it was a jump

564
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 3: scare when you walked in holding two gorgeously wrapped gifts.

565
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 2: So you want to get to the premise. Yeah, there's

566
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 2: not an intervention. You're shifting gears for this in the family.

567
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my stalker, Gareth. We haven't been recording.

568
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 2: Oh my God, that would be how sad. That's that's

569
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 2: a horror film. Someone who pretends they have a podcast

570
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 2: that's so scared. Oh, that's really episodes.

571
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 3: That those stand ups who do sets in their basement

572
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 3: and then put mute or put an audience laughter. That's

573
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 3: a scary.

574
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we all start somewhere and I can't

575
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 2: defend it, but I did it. It was the eighties,

576
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: it was wild.

577
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 3: Well should we open these gifts here on the podcast? Well?

578
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 2: Yes, allow me to contextualize, because you you flagged a

579
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 2: couple things, first that there's two and second that the

580
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 2: wrapping is perfect. Shit. So I thought I was doing

581
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: this show. Probably a month ago, I had a miscommunication

582
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 2: with Kevin Bartel, who's the producer of next we have

583
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 2: my one of my eighteenth one that you've been on

584
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 2: the people should go listen to, and and so I

585
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: had them wrapped in preparation and it was literally I said.

586
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 2: I texted Kevin that morning and I said, hey, what, uh,

587
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 2: you know, what's the address? And then Kevin goes, oh,

588
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 2: you know whatever, You're going to do it another time today.

589
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 2: So I wrapped two thinking that on the way I

590
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 2: would make a decision. Sure, this feels very honestly, I

591
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: forgot what they were. So the joy of these gifts

592
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,719
Speaker 2: is that I don't know what I've given you. Now

593
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 2: one of them, as you can see, the wrapping has

594
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 2: started to fall by, said one of them. I do

595
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 2: now know, right, you must have caught a glimpse of

596
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: I caught a glimpse right. The other I know what

597
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 2: it is, but I don't know specifically what it was.

598
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 3: And one of them will kill me.

599
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 2: One of them is a snake. One of them is

600
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 2: a venomous python.

601
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 3: Should I just open the top? One?

602
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 2: For sure?

603
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 3: As I said, it's gorgeously wrap Thank you holiday Holiday

604
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 3: rap okay brand, Yes, this is completely it's a bag

605
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 3: of Smarties smart Mix. Yeah, what are we talking about when.

606
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 2: We say smart Mix? Oh? I think you're getting all.

607
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 3: The Oh they've evolved Smarties, thank god. Yes, it's about time.

608
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 3: This brand was around for four hundred years. Yes, and

609
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 3: they finally said let's put some new flavors.

610
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,439
Speaker 2: Now, I'll tell you how I ended up with them,

611
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 2: which is talk like that. I was on one of

612
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 2: my other Ateen podcasts called We're Here to Help with

613
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: Jake Johnson and Jimmy Kimmel was our gud oh I

614
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 2: love and I don't remember what I said, but I

615
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 2: think Jimmy and I were shitting all over Smarties.

616
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 3: You know.

617
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: It was like basically just a step above Tombs or

618
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 2: something like that. And Smarti's reached out to me on Instagram.

619
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: Oh of course said and said, hey, you've soured our

620
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 2: name publicly. We'd love this. We'd love to undo that

621
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 2: and send you some Smarties. And they sent me a

622
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: huge box of Smarties.

623
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 3: And yeah, this is the thing that feels bad.

624
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 2: As someone who said I can't have snacks in the house,

625
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: the Smarties have made it.

626
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 3: This feels like a bad move on Smarti's part, especially now,

627
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 3: I feel like it's more of a thing if like

628
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 3: you send a Smarties T shirt so the person doesn't

629
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 3: try the product again and say, well, I still don't

630
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 3: like it.

631
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: You know, they make a little lollipop oh and that's

632
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 2: actually good. Those are gone.

633
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 3: But it's like the texture of a Smartie.

634
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 2: Yes, but somehow it works more for me. Sour. It

635
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: multiple a multitude of flavors, but I would love to

636
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 2: get feedback as a one cookie night, I could see you.

637
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try these sour ones, right I like a

638
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 3: sour candy. Okay, interesting, I don't.

639
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 2: Oh you don't. I've almost loved sour candy. What is

640
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 2: that about? That's like people are like really hot things.

641
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it's like you've burned off all of

642
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 3: your nerves and you're looking for something to feel.

643
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: Okay, here's original. That's by the way. I don't think

644
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 2: we could just move on from that real simply Bridger right,

645
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 2: that is a very dark stent.

646
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 3: You know.

647
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: I know I'm dead inside. So Smarties, there's I like decade,

648
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: I haven't been in love in ten years, so I

649
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: do sour patch kids.

650
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 3: I can barely get out of bed in the morning.

651
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: Okay, so what are these?

652
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 3: Okay, there's I'm I'm gonna try the extreme sour right

653
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 3: because I know the original suck and they should just

654
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 3: cancel those again.

655
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 2: I want to thank Smarties for the care package, and

656
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 2: I apologize for Bridges doing does not speak. I don't

657
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: even think he speaks for his show. I think he

658
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 2: just speaks personally. This is not the I said no

659
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: gifts policy on smart Smarty. It's just to be clear.

660
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 3: I haven't received my box yet.

661
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the move.

662
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 3: Yes, and I'm really looking forward to having tons of

663
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 3: and they sugar.

664
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,239
Speaker 2: They load you up. They're not fucking around. All right,

665
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 2: let me get in here. Do you want any of these? No,

666
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 2: thank you, I came having had as they say, Troy and.

667
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, first of all, textually it's tough. Yeah,

668
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 3: smarty is not. It's very drug store candy.

669
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 2: It's kind of it's it's just kind of the page

670
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: one note, which is.

671
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 3: This is the texture of ad hanging in there with

672
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 3: this exactly you're pilly, Okay, I will say, okay, wow,

673
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 3: hard to swallow.

674
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 2: And and the not not from the no. See for

675
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 2: those who are are not seeing this, you're you are

676
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 2: having sour face, yeah, which I think you would enjoy. Yeah,

677
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 2: but you seem to be chemically the fate.

678
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 3: The sour face is coming from the turning into powder

679
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 3: like I'm eating bone. Ok So it's merrily yes, Okay, Okay,

680
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 3: I would say it's rich and marrow. No, I think

681
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 3: that the flavor is actually good.

682
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: Okay. So like if I think they should just Top

683
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 2: Chef keep going.

684
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 3: They should cancel regular flavor. Okay, literally, no one wants you.

685
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 2: Want them canceled. You want them to dig up some

686
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 2: all stuff that's Smartie's regular.

687
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 3: Dead find the misogynistic of tweets they were about, like,

688
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 3: I mean, look, you wore that.

689
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 2: They should.

690
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 3: I don't know why they keep trying with the original

691
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 3: show me one person in the world after ninety nine

692
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 3: years old.

693
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 2: It's like the Lays original, Who is that for?

694
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 3: That's me? See that a salty chip? Stop a salty chip.

695
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna find yoursel out number. No, there's a plethora.

696
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 2: I just been looking for free Lays. There's a plethora

697
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 2: of flavors where they've gone in directions that are far superior.

698
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 2: I love a salt salt and grease's, yes, but they

699
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: offer that in a multitude of flavor, Like what flavor

700
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 2: are you going for? We okay, here, I'm going to

701
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 2: say something and you're gonna get upset, and I'm gonna

702
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 2: say it anyway. Salt and vinegar.

703
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 3: Oh, I love a saltank. I'm not opposed to the rest. No,

704
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 3: but I think that you just need to have that

705
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 3: original to go back to.

706
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 2: If I have original and another and I hate sour

707
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: cream and onion, I'll probably go there over there.

708
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I love a sour cream and onion.

709
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 3: But most of these things that don't really pair well

710
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 3: with another food. If you're having it with a sandwich

711
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 3: or something. I just want salt on a chip. It's

712
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 3: like a French fry.

713
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 2: So yeah, I well, you've made a pretty good case there.

714
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie to you, but that's what I

715
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: would say, side dish lays, right, okay, As a pull

716
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 2: from you know, the gas station, what are we doing?

717
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to have something along with that.

718
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 2: Here's something they've never said at a chevron, we're out

719
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: of LA's original. That's never happened. No, absolutely not. We're

720
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 2: running low on the original ones.

721
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 3: I would say, even at a gas station, I don't

722
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 3: even go for a potato chip. I needed like a

723
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 3: dorrito or something. I need something that's fully like an experience.

724
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 2: Now, why do you not consider that a potato chip.

725
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 3: Dorito was a corn chip?

726
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, break it, you're right. Give one. You're

727
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 2: very good, egg all over your face. You're very good,

728
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: by the way. I love eggs. No, you're you're absolutely right,

729
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 2: and I agree. I Now, have you had dots? Pretzels? Dots?

730
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 3: No, what's this?

731
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna quickly give you the timeline of Dots pretzels.

732
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 2: I found dots pretzels, became obsessed with dots pretzels. They're

733
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 2: the best pretzels ever. Are they a stick or like

734
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 2: the and they have now tons of flavors, which is

735
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: you know what happens? But she Dot uh, you know,

736
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 2: she had this lovely little I'm just a lady who's

737
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 2: making pretze. She was like a doctor Brauner type. Yes, completely,

738
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 2: and so you're going, oh, I support this one. Well,

739
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 2: she sold her company to Hershey's and now they are

740
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 2: acting like, you know, dots is gold, that the price

741
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 2: of a bag of dots is astounding. Is the quality

742
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 2: the same? I think it's a little tweaked, But you're

743
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: not gonna be You're not gonna walk away from the

744
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 2: dot conversation because of the flavor or quality. It's the

745
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 2: fact that somehow this person has allowed this big company

746
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 2: to be charging eight nine dollars ten dollars a bag

747
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: that can't possibly be turned.

748
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 3: It's true, that's crazy.

749
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 2: And you got rolled gold sitting over there.

750
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 3: Nine. Yeah, they're terrible, but price wise, I just I

751
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 3: will not can't justify that.

752
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 2: No, I'm furious that the dots line. No, that's then

753
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 2: like a wedding gift. Yes, that is. And by the way,

754
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,240
Speaker 2: I've given it a wedding and they're not even happy.

755
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 2: So nobody's there like, this is not a gift. I'm

756
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 2: going this is. That was twenty dollars a pretzel.

757
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 3: Why are the dots one so good?

758
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: She just did it right, I don't know.

759
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 3: Wow, it's just a good flavor.

760
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 2: Whatever she did, she did it, she did it right.

761
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 2: Dott no dot dot. For a second, I was like,

762
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 2: are we talking about the government, the Department of tts,

763
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 2: which is what Smarty's got canceled for that tweet? But

764
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 2: but no, she's she's just.

765
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 3: Lost the plot right, Well, I mean she sold out,

766
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 3: sold out Tale's old as time, betrayed her dream. Yes,

767
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 3: she created a beautiful product and she could have had

768
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 3: just enough money, Yes, but then she needed a third home.

769
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 2: What is with us?

770
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 3: This lady sucks?

771
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 2: I agree, I'm furious at her.

772
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what a betrayal.

773
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 2: I agree. How much money is enough?

774
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 3: That really is a question for me a lot recently.

775
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 3: I completely agree, and the same I just like what

776
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 3: science needs to get down to what is enough money?

777
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 2: It's it's it's really weird, especially because you know, we've

778
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 2: in the last twenty years, we've let it get so

779
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 2: out of control that it it's I don't know if

780
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 2: we thought that these sick tech bros were going to

781
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 2: cut themselves off, right, but whatever it is, they took

782
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 2: it all. They're sick, yes, And now we're all standing

783
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 2: here going like, hey, assholes. Most of us are just chilling,

784
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 2: like we just want to not right, just enough, and

785
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 2: we're only am I working for it. Just give us

786
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 2: the time to just you know, relax a little bit

787
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 2: after night cookie.

788
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, not being a full panic all the time. Yeah, No,

789
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 3: I don't understand. I mean the thing for me is like,

790
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 3: once you're two, a billion or whatever, it's like, what

791
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 3: do you buy it? What could you possibly need?

792
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 2: It's a chemical problem.

793
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 3: Right, it becomes like a mental illness. I think it's like, uh,

794
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 3: I hate to bring it back to Primate with the rabies,

795
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 3: but I think something goes wrong in your brain, the

796
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 3: wiring blows up, and suddenly you're just like the number

797
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 3: will never be enough.

798
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 2: But what do they all have in common? For the

799
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 2: most part, because I actually in my special have a

800
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 2: very large chunk dedicated to how billionaires should not exist

801
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 2: they're losers. They were losers. Yeah, they're truly, they grew

802
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 2: up total losers.

803
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 3: Yeah that's really I mean, Mark Zuckerberg couldn't be a

804
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 3: bigger loser.

805
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg was such a loser that he took he

806
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,439
Speaker 2: created a social media empire and still everyone's like, yeah,

807
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 2: you're like a dipshit right.

808
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 3: Well, and the empire started on a thing trying to

809
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 3: make friends that he stole.

810
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 2: He couldn't from his only friends, the only two people

811
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: who let him in on the inner circles. So what

812
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 2: a feeling, yeah, I mean, and then he buys like

813
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: an island in Hawaii to prepare for when everyone wants

814
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 2: to kill him, and it's like, or just give ninety

815
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 2: eight percent of it back.

816
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 3: There's such an easy solution to all of us. It's

817
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 3: the same thing with Elon. All he wants to do

818
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 3: is be funny, and it's just like, well, it simply

819
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 3: can't be it.

820
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 2: Really, he is like a Greek myth.

821
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's a lesson that will eventually be

822
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 3: learned humor us Like he he really it's all, especially

823
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 3: when you know Comedy's back all.

824
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: That stuff, and it was like yeah, but it's still

825
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 2: doesn't mean you're funny, dude, And it's the thing people

826
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 2: like us can do. And and yet it's all he

827
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 2: wants and he can all the money, he can't buy it.

828
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 2: Did you see over the weekend he had a joke. No,

829
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: he was Davos, which you don't even get me started,

830
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,760
Speaker 2: but he it was. I think his joke was peace.

831
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 2: It was like, I don't even know what the acronym

832
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 2: stands for, but he was up there, like, I think

833
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:42,280
Speaker 2: it's because everyone wants a piece. I mean bombing at Davos.

834
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 2: That is a warm room, able to kill.

835
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 3: You should be murdering it absolutely with a popsicle stick

836
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 3: shokes seriously, and it's.

837
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 2: Like all the rich, they're paid, they're incentivized to be there,

838
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: and he is bombing.

839
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,959
Speaker 3: Oh that episode of SNL is should be sent into space.

840
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 3: It's such a fascinating thing to look at.

841
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 2: It was a real hinge moment of look we allowed

842
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 2: Steven sagaal Wayne Gretzky, Michael Phelps, You've.

843
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 3: Gone too You've gone too far.

844
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 2: This is not okay, this is wrong.

845
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 3: I need to go back and watch that. It's really

846
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 3: just mind blowing.

847
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 2: It's art. But we have not had the distance to

848
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 2: look back and analyze it just yet. And again I'm

849
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 2: not saying that. You know, look the dots, lady Dot,

850
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 2: she's not a billionaire. She might be.

851
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 3: Well maybe we don't know what that deal was with

852
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 3: her she's but what are we what are we doing?

853
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 3: I truly don't know. I mean my theory is I

854
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 3: remember as a kid of cheating and video games, you

855
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 3: would put in a cheat code and get into the

856
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 3: dice or whatever. I'm sure, and then the game immediately

857
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 3: becomes boring. Yes, And I think that's what happens once

858
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 3: you have that much money. You're like, well, life is boring. Now,

859
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 3: maybe if I get more money, it will be it'll

860
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:54,919
Speaker 3: stop being boring.

861
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 2: Well, they've even out acquired that sensation because now it's

862
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: Mars or they need to go in Greenland for their minerally,

863
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 2: like the only thing they agree on is just the

864
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 2: next crazy step where they're like, we need to put

865
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: chips in our head corn not potato and uh and

866
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 2: and we need to go to other planets and we

867
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 2: need to colonize these places. And it's just like we

868
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 2: left them alone for too long.

869
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 3: Wait too long? Well, an elon, it's also a drug. Thing, right, Yeah,

870
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 3: what drug is he doing?

871
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 2: There's a lot.

872
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 3: He totally melted his brain, yes.

873
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 2: But there are drugs that he That's why I hate

874
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 2: when I find out that these people take mushrooms or

875
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 2: shit like, because I'm like, no, you're you're doing You're

876
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,879
Speaker 2: not taking the same as the rest of us. Right,

877
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 2: You're no longer with us when you take mushrooms. It's

878
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 2: you want to touch plants and hug trees and walk

879
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 2: barefoot in the garden that hasn't been strimmed, all these things.

880
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 2: You certainly the last thing you are thinking about is

881
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 2: how do I acquire everything to make everyone my slave

882
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: or servant or serf. It's crazy?

883
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 3: How do I make the algorith the more efficient? Yes?

884
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 2: While doing much? Yes? Yes? Yeah? And I mean so

885
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 2: so I don't know. So she dots, she's on the shade.

886
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 2: I hope she it was worth it. It probably in

887
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: the nightmarish scenario that we've set up for all of ourselves,

888
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: it was.

889
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 3: And they probably you know, it's probably a non compete clause.

890
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 3: She probably can't create dots too, No, no more dots.

891
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 3: So she's got like change her identity, burn off her fingerprints,

892
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 3: start creating more dots.

893
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 2: Oh, that would be hilarious. Hi, I'm Todd Dot. We

894
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 2: figured out that that's just that backward. It's me Todd.

895
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 2: I also make pretzels, but I do the classic version.

896
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 3: She's going to get bored. I you would hope she's

897
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 3: going to get bored and she's going to start killing.

898
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: I think that they're so. My old booking agent retired

899
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 2: in early sixties and maybe late fifties, and he literally

900
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 2: did the math where he said, I wanted to figure

901
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 2: out how much I needed to live the rest of

902
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 2: my life happy, okay, and what wasn't Well I don't

903
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 2: know the exact figure, but but he he did the

904
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 2: plan away and he looks phenomenal and his life is exceptional.

905
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: I'm sure it is.

906
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: And he's not looking to be a you know, a billionaire,

907
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 2: one hundred millionaire, any of that. Ship.

908
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 3: He knows what he wanted and needed and now has

909
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 3: did the map.

910
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 2: Right, That's that's all we should be going.

911
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 3: I feel like that's kind of the only answer you

912
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 3: can get about life is what I actually want to need.

913
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 3: If you can get to that.

914
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, and they better watch out because they are

915
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 2: the case for socialism or communist They keep whether people

916
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: recognize it or not, they are out there making the

917
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,959
Speaker 2: case every day. My god, I just love what people

918
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 2: who are getting crushed under capitalism are going like, I mean, yeah,

919
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 2: but this is the best version of a system. And

920
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 2: you're like, what how what are you talking about? Look

921
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 2: at the fact, you fool number.

922
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and those are usually the people whose lives are

923
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 3: an Ebbs disaster. Yeah, there's there is this usually sad man,

924
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 3: but it's Stockholm. Mean, yeah, it really, I mean you

925
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 3: think of that is and it's a little like I'm different.

926
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 3: I will be the person who'll be oh.

927
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all yeah. It's like being behind someone buying

928
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 2: scratch off. Right, it's just a matter of time where

929
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 2: you're just going, sir, please this sir, it's not it ain't.

930
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 3: It ain't the tickets there should I try a tropical

931
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 3: flavor here, God, I'm not gonna like that. I think

932
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 3: tropical flavor is revolted. Sure, and look they're they're padding

933
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 3: the bag with the original flavor.

934
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 2: Of course, adding the bag.

935
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 3: They know what they're doing. Original this is try a tropical.

936
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get the tropic. Okay, got a tropical right,

937
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 3: there you go. I have you ever had a good

938
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 3: experience with the tropical punch?

939
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: Do you do you vacation? Have you ever been to

940
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 2: a tropical I was just in Hawaii and it was lovely? Well, well, well,

941
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 2: look who doesn't hate tropical stuff all of a sudden,

942
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 2: as long as it's not in my mouth? Well, listen,

943
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 2: I've said that on an island before.

944
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,760
Speaker 3: Oh and immediately I think this was banana.

945
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 4: Oh, the worst of them all, Oh, Bridger, Oh, this

946
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 4: is this is a This is a gift from the

947
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 4: heart that I forgot I brought you until about ten

948
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 4: minutes before I came in here.

949
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 3: This is somehow worse than regular smart Well, I need

950
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 3: a regular Oh my god.

951
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 2: The ungrateful nature of this is.

952
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:24,760
Speaker 3: The move for Smarties. If Smarties is listening, take normal

953
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 3: off the market, Take extreme sour off the market, release

954
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 3: tropical for about eight to twelve months.

955
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 2: By the way you backlash, you are the surviving.

956
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 3: The plan you've just pitched for them is yeah, you've

957
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 3: gotta save up a little bit of money for a

958
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 3: rainy time.

959
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 2: It looks Smarties, this is this is like changing your

960
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 2: golf swing. In a year. You'll thank me.

961
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 3: You've got to be able to the weather a bit

962
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 3: of a storm, but an eight to twelve, the backlash

963
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 3: will be so unbelievable. People will Yeah, people will be

964
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 3: begging for regular smartiest.

965
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 2: I just I think, I think to if you listen

966
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 2: back to your original thoughts on this company, even you

967
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 2: will admit that that pitch is maybe not going to

968
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 2: work for them.

969
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 3: Well, nothing else is working, Bridger.

970
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 2: I want to see.

971
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 3: I want to see the financials as Smarties. I can't imagine.

972
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 2: Well, I'm as close as you're gonna be able to

973
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 2: get to it because they sent me free stuff and

974
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: I don't even know what them what they are. I

975
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 2: got smart as its own company.

976
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 3: I want to see. Can't that's a Canadian?

977
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 2: Oh is it Canadian?

978
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 3: And it's it's own Oh no, it's Jersey Well making

979
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 3: it in Canada.

980
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 2: That it seems Canadian. And I mean that with no

981
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 2: offense to Canadian.

982
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 3: I think Canadians doing well with less right, it is

983
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 3: its own company.

984
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 2: There you go.

985
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 3: I wonder what else they're making. I've got to be

986
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 3: making something good. It probably saw gas or something.

987
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 2: They're my friends, Okay, I understand we've had some fun

988
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,439
Speaker 2: and poke some fun at them, but you know they're

989
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: they're my and Smarties. I'm not asking for more. I

990
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 2: have a lot, so no need to give me more.

991
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 3: He's giving them away.

992
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,439
Speaker 2: I'm literally I'm giving them away on a podcast where

993
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 2: I'm not going to spend my own money. So please,

994
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 2: for the love of God, we're good.

995
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 3: I mean, I says family owned since nineteen forty nine.

996
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 3: So now I like that. The guilt is creeping good.

997
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 2: So maybe I have another bite of the Tropical.

998
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 3: What do you think the Tropical has got to leave

999
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 3: the market immediately. That was a huge mistake. This sour

1000
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 3: was a great pivot to gen Z get rid of

1001
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 3: regular flavor.

1002
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 2: So it sounds if you're you're in earnest business advice

1003
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 2: is sour own sour only.

1004
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 3: Maybe do a little work with the old fashioned graphic

1005
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 3: so it's not just seniors buying them anymore. I agree,

1006
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 3: And maybe you sell them in bangs.

1007
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 2: You know what smarties are great for is to tell

1008
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: the kids of the neighborhood around Halloween stop coming here.

1009
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 2: Don't come back. I don't like you ringing my doorbell.

1010
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 2: Leave me alone.

1011
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 3: There's something wrong in this home.

1012
00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 2: We are alcoholics. Go away. This was in a roar

1013
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: we hate you.

1014
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that that is probably its main function.

1015
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there you go. You're welcome.

1016
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 3: But we wish the smartiest family the best best.

1017
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 2: And thank you for all the free smarties. Yeah, and

1018
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 2: to be clear, Bridger loved the sour after the Tropical.

1019
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 2: The sour worked. It's just the texture.

1020
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 3: It had to be a retrospective taste. But he had

1021
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 3: to look yeah, like I didn't know what I had

1022
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 3: at the Yes, so that's gift one.

1023
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see this one again. I don't remember what.

1024
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: Okay, it's kind of a I would say, like a

1025
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 3: record vinyl record shaped or calendar wall calendar shaped thing.

1026
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 3: I assume whatever this is is also just made of smarty.

1027
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 2: It's a big smarty Oh fantastic, that's what it was.

1028
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 2: That's right.

1029
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,439
Speaker 3: Wow, it's a Mama and Papa's vinyl. Yes, they're twenty

1030
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 3: greatest hits.

1031
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 2: Yes.

1032
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 3: Now this is where I actually believe that the Mamas

1033
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 3: and Papas have some great songs. Yeah, I mean more

1034
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 3: than their two big hits, right, but I feel like

1035
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 3: we know California Dreamman the hit and Monday Monday yep,

1036
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 3: and then can you name it as seen on TV?

1037
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 2: Yes, I know you've worked in TV, so I thought

1038
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 2: that would be very you might know it.

1039
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 3: No, I can't name a third okay, And speaking of

1040
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 3: canceling the okay, it's Monday, Monday, and then the second

1041
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 3: track is twelve thirty young girls are coming to the Canyon.

1042
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 2: So that's uh, I'm not I'm not co signing the

1043
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 2: I didn't write it.

1044
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 3: They've got a lot of hits, got I mean, I

1045
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 3: guess this is does say hits.

1046
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's up from TV, so you know they're

1047
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 2: they're not nobody's the mom is in the papas and

1048
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 2: are you a fan?

1049
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 3: No?

1050
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: Where does that come from? I had a big box

1051
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 2: of records, okay, and I thought I'm going to give

1052
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 2: Bridge a record apparently, but I don't know why I

1053
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 2: picked that one. I think because it looked a little

1054
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 2: funny and it seems kind of familiar.

1055
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, everybody's familiar with the Mama's Yeah, everyone's familiar

1056
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 3: with Mama cass Elliott. Yes, she's got at least one

1057
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 3: great hit. Yes sing what's it called? Uh? Yes, yourself

1058
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 3: it's actually a great song. I can't remember Mama cass Elliott.

1059
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 3: I'm looking, but you know she's also she became a punchline,

1060
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 3: sing your own kind of music, singing. Okay, she became

1061
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 3: a good lady, yes, because she It's just like Elvis

1062
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 3: on the toilet, right, just somebody dies and then.

1063
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 2: Somebody dies and then you remember one can't eat, right

1064
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 2: she died? Except like, okay, that's cool.

1065
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 3: Did Elvis actually die on the toilet?

1066
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna be honest, I believe there is

1067
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 2: truth to that one.

1068
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 3: But I'm and remained sitting on or did he fall off?

1069
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 2: I think I think I hope remains sitting and midpoop

1070
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 2: if my records are correct, and I do have a

1071
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,919
Speaker 2: lot of records that's shown in evidence right there.

1072
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 3: I mean like, I feel like that feels like a

1073
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 3: myth where he was on the bathroom floor. Yeah, well,

1074
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 3: the toilet very really paints a picture.

1075
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 2: I also would like to think that if you were

1076
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 2: dying and you have had even a breath left, you

1077
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 2: would have the wherewithal to be like, I'm gonna get

1078
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,840
Speaker 2: off the toilet, like I can simply will myself to

1079
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 2: the grounds to end this because the nobody, you know

1080
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 2: what I mean. It's like if you were if you

1081
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 2: were dying while masturbating, I would think I could at least, yeah,

1082
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 2: yank my pants up or put a blanket or something,

1083
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 2: you know, to just make it so. They were like, yeah,

1084
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 2: he was doing a bottomless nap. You know how he

1085
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 2: did that? Winn theo he winny the pood to bed. Yeah.

1086
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 3: I feel like Elvis must have been seated.

1087
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 2: I think he was a big He's a big guy

1088
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 2: on a lot of pills, a lot of drugs.

1089
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 3: Do we know was he at home or was he

1090
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 3: in Vegas?

1091
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 2: Or where was he again? He's only going to say,

1092
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 2: but first of all, I can get your eyes on

1093
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 2: the toilet, no problem. You just let me know what

1094
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 2: works for you.

1095
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 3: And he's on the floor next to his toilet in

1096
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:02,720
Speaker 3: the bathroom of his Graceland mansion. Interesting speculation about the toys.

1097
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 2: I don't know if grace is the right title for

1098
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 2: that place. I know that's a tough one, especially if

1099
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 2: it's to But I still choose to believe he was pooping.

1100
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably What else was he doing in the bathroom?

1101
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 3: My daddy was doing his makeup. No, I'm sure he

1102
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 3: wasn't flossing.

1103
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 2: And they wasn't doing karate. Was not flossing, You don't

1104
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 2: you don't get like that and go, hey, I know,

1105
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 2: a gum disease is like a real serious problem. You

1106
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 2: don't want to get into nevadas. Elvis, you're peeing your

1107
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 2: pants because of pills. Oh no, but you got to

1108
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 2: take care of your mouth. That'll shave two three years off.

1109
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 2: I'm reading at.

1110
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 3: Least one person on Earth in the history of civilization

1111
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: has died while flossing.

1112
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 2: Maybe from if you wait long enough.

1113
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 3: There's a lot of bleeding blood loss there.

1114
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,760
Speaker 2: There's a lot of blood like imagine bleeding out.

1115
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 3: If you're on blood dinners. You gotta be careful. Yeah,

1116
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 3: so I guess that's that far from I would love

1117
00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 3: for that to have slowly blood telling everyone we told

1118
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 3: him just let it go.

1119
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 2: Use a water pic. You use a water pic. I've

1120
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 2: got a bunch of picts.

1121
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 3: But he's stuck to his gun. That would be he's.

1122
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 2: Stuck to his gun.

1123
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 3: That funeral, the vibe, Oh, it's a tough one.

1124
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it takes everybody at some point. I

1125
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 2: don't think it does. Dad.

1126
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 3: I looked into us.

1127
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 2: We do open casket, open mouth, we really.

1128
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 3: So who gave you this box of records?

1129
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 2: Uh? It was acquired from my childhood, and my brother

1130
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 2: had a very good record this kind of My brother

1131
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 2: was twelve years older. Okay, so he had a lot

1132
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: of good records. Right, But we're all now finding that

1133
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 2: I'm holding onto these for some reason we know.

1134
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: Not do you have a record player?

1135
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 2: No, that's okay. That's where the issue relies. Yeah, that's

1136
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 2: a big issue. Are you storing them in like the

1137
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 2: basement or something in the in the garage?

1138
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so this is just a worthless thing for

1139
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 3: you to own then?

1140
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, But it's a great gift.

1141
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 3: So it's an excellent gift.

1142
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 2: It's a lovely So I don't want it to take

1143
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 2: away from the emotional resonance of what I've done here.

1144
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying, in your own home, get a

1145
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 3: record player.

1146
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 2: Yes, but then you know what I mean.

1147
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 3: Space space, But would you what are you doing with

1148
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 3: the space?

1149
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 2: Hey? That's tight and I'm not living large.

1150
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 3: It's my problem is not the record player taking up space.

1151
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 3: It's the records themselves, because I know if I were

1152
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 3: to buy one, suddenly I'm buying these things are quite large.

1153
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 3: Where am I putting them?

1154
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 2: I sometimes on on the road, I'll end up whatever.

1155
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,760
Speaker 2: Maybe some weird venue and they will have a green

1156
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: room with a record player and records and I will

1157
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 2: be like, this is awesome, right, and you will put

1158
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 2: them on. I think as a having it in my home.

1159
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 2: I see that as something that I like, and then

1160
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 2: practically it's just happening.

1161
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 3: It's not happening, right, So that makes it's.

1162
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 2: Just my friend has My friend Burns has a record

1163
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 2: player and records and he actually uses them, uses them,

1164
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 2: values them. But but he's an idiot. He is a

1165
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 2: huge idiot.

1166
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 3: His life is a disaster.

1167
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 2: Life is a he's a disaster, and were extremely when

1168
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 2: he's a just bridger. He's an idiot. He is an

1169
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 2: idiot man. So so I don't know what he's doing.

1170
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 3: But okash, I'll come across a hotel room with a

1171
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,800
Speaker 3: record player. Oh no, I love that, but then I

1172
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 3: don't even use it there.

1173
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 2: But then they don't have a c and you're gone, guys,

1174
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 2: could we just please the windows are busted out?

1175
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1176
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 2: Please please? It's beautiful. I love it. I love that

1177
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 2: there's a ski on the wall. Come to thinking of

1178
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 2: this whole broken, to think of this as an invasion.

1179
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 3: There's the screaming every time you break into a place like,

1180
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 3: this is a beautiful hotel.

1181
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 2: They're gonna get a nice review. This is a very

1182
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 2: nice place.

1183
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell my friends about. Can I get a

1184
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 3: late check out? The phone's ripped out of the wall,

1185
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 3: and maybe it wanted be great?

1186
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 2: Oh thank you.

1187
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 3: The clumsy burglar strikes again.

1188
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 2: They catch it. He thought it was a hollow. He

1189
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 2: keeps thinking that these are just little B and b's.

1190
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 2: This man needs a vacation.

1191
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh well, this is an exciting thing for me

1192
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 3: to own, despite not having a record player.

1193
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 2: Now what are you doing with all the gifts from

1194
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 2: this podcast? Bridge?

1195
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 3: It's a really good question.

1196
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 2: There, They go on.

1197
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 3: Occasionally I get one that's practical that I can kind of,

1198
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 3: you know, integrate into my life. Changes things. Maybe one

1199
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 3: percent better, Okay, I woulday less than one percent. That's

1200
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 3: a big percentage for.

1201
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 2: Life good is actually about it?

1202
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 3: One out of one hundred.

1203
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 2: It's a lot.

1204
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 3: But I'll use them other things like behind you Those

1205
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 3: are some gifts we've received over the years.

1206
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 2: Okay, that are more decor and.

1207
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 3: Not really they have really no practice. I think that

1208
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 3: is a great Yeah, absolutely, that is a great king

1209
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 3: as long as it fits under one of those that

1210
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 3: it's going to be like that you're carving out a

1211
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 3: way to not put it up there. I'll be honest,

1212
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 3: but I think it'll look great up there. I actually

1213
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 3: think it's going to probably go behind that toilet plunger gun.

1214
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 2: Okay, which is a great That's an excellent gift. What

1215
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 2: is the best gift? And I understand I'm in the running.

1216
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 2: I don't need the the I don't need the gold.

1217
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 3: You're you're saying, what's number two? What is the second

1218
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 3: best gift? That's a very good question. I should put

1219
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 3: some more thought into this because I can never I

1220
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 3: always panic. I'm like the first one that I got

1221
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 3: that was like, wow, this is just a nice gift

1222
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 3: that I would get like a wedding. Is cola skull

1223
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 3: against me? Like a like a nice waffle iron?

1224
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 2: Oh that's great and you use that? Well?

1225
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 3: I don't. But it's like if I ever want to

1226
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,879
Speaker 3: make waffles, because I would never buy myself a waffle Yeah.

1227
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,919
Speaker 3: I had a very old waffle iron that I would

1228
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,359
Speaker 3: used to reheat pizza.

1229
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 2: As a When when was this wauches through that time?

1230
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 3: This was well within my adult life, Okay, And I

1231
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 3: actually recommend it.

1232
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 2: Eight. Walk me through that.

1233
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 3: You flipped the fold the pizza like cold pizza in

1234
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 3: the Okay, all right, you fold it in half, put

1235
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 3: it in the waffle iron. It turns it into an

1236
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 3: incredible sand Okay, all right, the best way to reheat.

1237
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 2: I really want to aid it on you. Yeah, I

1238
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 2: really like that.

1239
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 3: It seemed it seems so wild to me.

1240
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 2: I had to try it.

1241
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 3: Yes, but now I have two waff lions, one for pizza,

1242
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 3: one for waffles. Should I ever want to impress.

1243
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 2: It is now your current state. You have two waffle makers,

1244
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 2: one for pizzaaff Lion rich, you are the Elon Musk

1245
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 2: of waffle ankle deep you are really showing off. Yeah,

1246
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 2: some people don't have one, just so that was me,

1247
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,919
Speaker 2: to be honest, that's me. I've lived that life. Well,

1248
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 2: I know how the others we get things are good.

1249
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 2: Good Lord.

1250
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 3: The other one that's truly changed my life is, uh,

1251
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 3: the comedy writer John Milson gave me a car garbage camp.

1252
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, as driving as much as I do, probably

1253
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 2: have an absolute must.

1254
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 3: I can't believe I lived such a huge period of

1255
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 3: my life without one.

1256
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 2: It is awesome.

1257
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 3: There were receipts I was living in a sea of

1258
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 3: receipts and straw bress.

1259
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean if we're not gonna literally it's it's crazy,

1260
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 2: especially here.

1261
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 3: You drive so much that you have to be expected,

1262
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 3: got to be able to put the stuff in a

1263
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 3: garbage and you.

1264
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 2: Getting home is different then you you know, you get

1265
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 2: home whatever?

1266
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 3: Right?

1267
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: Right?

1268
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 2: I live. My car is Squalor and I have a

1269
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 2: garbageh squaler still with the Yeah, so you're not even

1270
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 2: using the garbage case.

1271
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 3: I use it until it's overflowing.

1272
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 2: Correct.

1273
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 3: Raccoons are going through it.

1274
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 2: They live with me. Things are bad, but that's great, Okay,

1275
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 2: all right, Well I like to be in the running.

1276
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 2: I like that. And your legacy to me after this

1277
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 2: will be the two off lions that will be your legacy. Yeah.

1278
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 3: I've basically gotten at least gifts that are nice decorations.

1279
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 3: I give away gifts at live shows.

1280
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. That's a slow release of them. I

1281
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 2: have a I don't know. I hope I wouldn't be

1282
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 2: this person will not be at SIP. But I know

1283
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 2: a comedian named Rob Gleeson who has a story and

1284
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 2: it's in he know. He tells the story and stand up.

1285
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 2: But he was in the lobby at the breakfast station

1286
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 2: in a hotel and he saw a guy take the

1287
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 2: you know sometimes you can make like pancakes offline. He

1288
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 2: took the batter and poured it in the toaster and

1289
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 2: then turn the toaster down, and he sort of just

1290
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 2: stood there watching the guy ruin a toaster. Somebody had

1291
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 2: to try it. The logic's almost there. You're sniffing around something.

1292
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 2: But boil boy. Oh god, that's incredible.

1293
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that.

1294
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 2: No, Britt, that's nothing. What that's Elvis? Shit, don't do that.

1295
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? He died pouring waffle batter

1296
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 2: into a toaster electric cuted. He Oh, that would have

1297
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 2: been good.

1298
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 3: Uh okay, I think we should play a game. Okay, great,

1299
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 3: We're gonna play a game called Gift to a Curse.

1300
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 3: But I need a number between one and ten from you.

1301
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 2: Six.

1302
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 3: Okay. I have to do some light calculating to get

1303
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 3: our game pieces. So right now, you can promote, recommend,

1304
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 3: do whatever you want.

1305
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 2: I don't love how you're sort of making it like

1306
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 2: a little menial task that nobody will enjoy. Okay. Gareth

1307
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 2: rynolds dot com for shows, I'm on the road a lot.

1308
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 2: I will be actually doing show. I was in California

1309
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 2: when this comes out, but I'm always on the road. Also,

1310
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 2: I have my podcast The Doll Up, which will be

1311
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 2: on tour in March, so you can go to lluppodcast

1312
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 2: dot com for that. I also have a show called

1313
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 2: Next We Have, which is like a segmented show. Like

1314
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 2: I said, Bridger was on that. And then I have

1315
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 2: another one called We're Here to Help with Jake Johnson,

1316
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 2: which is a call in advice show. I do a

1317
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 2: ton of stuff on YouTube, so you can go to

1318
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 2: Gareth Reynolds TV on YouTube and watch that. Also, I'll

1319
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 2: have a talk show coming out that is a completely

1320
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 2: separate thing by the time this is airing, so you know,

1321
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 2: there you go. That's a bunch of stupid shit.

1322
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 3: Gareth, don't be shy. I named the other fifteen podcast.

1323
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 2: Okay. So also I do one called Gifts Are Necessary.

1324
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 2: It's basically a waffle iron accumulation show. I like to

1325
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 2: look at it like that.

1326
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 3: No, everybody go find Gareth online. Is wonderful at Reynolds

1327
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 3: Gareth on social media.

1328
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 2: Sorry Bridget Oh.

1329
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, of course, I apologie. This is how

1330
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 3: we play gift ruckers. Okay, I'm going to name three things.

1331
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 3: Okay'll tell me if they're a gift or a curse

1332
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 3: and why. Okay, then I'll tell you if you're right

1333
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 3: or wrong, because there are correct answers and you can

1334
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:05,919
Speaker 3: lose the game.

1335
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:10,040
Speaker 2: It feels like it's more of a taste thing. But okay, it.

1336
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 3: Feels like you're just kind of getting ahead of the

1337
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 3: story here. It feels like you're kind of doing the

1338
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 3: same thing a little bit. To be honest with you,

1339
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 3: it feels like that's when the started.

1340
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 2: But go ahead, Valentine, all right.

1341
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 3: This first one is thank you, I love you too.

1342
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,479
Speaker 3: This is from a listener named John. Gift or a curse.

1343
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 3: When an item doesn't scan it check out and the

1344
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 3: customer says it must be free, then.

1345
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,040
Speaker 2: That's absolutely a gift. That is that is a society's

1346
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 2: way of saying, this is our small way of getting

1347
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 2: back at the rich. You are allowed to take this wrong.

1348
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 2: What this is a curse?

1349
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 3: This is this is the person trying listen. Every service

1350
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 3: person on earth has heard every little joke that a

1351
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 3: customer has said thousands of times. They are now they

1352
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 3: are a captive audience behind the little desk or whatever

1353
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 3: they're checking. They have heard the joke it must be

1354
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,439
Speaker 3: free then, over and over and over, and they still

1355
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 3: have to laugh at it.

1356
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 2: How about the electronic checkout.

1357
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 3: Now that I say that for every item at the

1358
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 3: electronic checkout, this must be free, then this must be.

1359
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 2: I think we're all saying the same thing. Just just

1360
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 2: go crazy at the self checkout. Yes, okay, all right,

1361
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 2: well I'm wrong, but I do think of it. I

1362
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 2: think very quickly. I one time went to a thrift

1363
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 2: store when I was a kid with my friend and

1364
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 2: we saw Ventriloquist dummy and it had a price tag

1365
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 2: that was handwritten and it was one hundred dollars and

1366
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 2: we were like, oh, that's too much. And my friend goes,

1367
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 2: that's handwritten, and the woman was like yeah, and he goes,

1368
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 2: couldn't you just give it to us for a dollar?

1369
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 2: And she goes, okay, she just gave it for a dollar.

1370
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 3: Certainly she wasn't the store owner.

1371
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 2: No, she was like our age. This was in high school,

1372
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 2: and she was like, I hate the store owner.

1373
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 3: No. We used to do that at thrift store in Utah,

1374
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 3: where that you would peel the price tag off and

1375
01:02:55,960 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 3: put it on other objects and interesting like theft.

1376
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 2: It does sound like that. What a confession.

1377
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 3: I encourage people to shoplift if they're safe. I agree

1378
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 3: if it's from a company with a large sack of money,

1379
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 3: as long as you know you're going to get away

1380
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 3: with it.

1381
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 2: And yeah, and and be very aware of what each

1382
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 2: thing costs.

1383
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: You know.

1384
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 2: Wait, why, well, because steal the expensive ship, you don't.

1385
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 2: Don't steal the salary, steal the blueberries. All right, So

1386
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 2: you've gotten one wrong so far, and everybody hates that.

1387
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 2: We do need to keep bringing that up.

1388
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, okay, this is from a listener named Olivia

1389
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse commercials for books, curse.

1390
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 2: Why. Look, I'm not happy about it. That air is over.

1391
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 2: We're done books. We've we've moved on. We're listening to

1392
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 2: them and saying that we're reading them. That's the whole thing. Now, wrong,

1393
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 2: what this is personal?

1394
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 3: This feels this may be personal for you. That's something

1395
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 3: you gotta work. First of all, Valentine, I want to

1396
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 3: come to this restaurant in the first place.

1397
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:11,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's doing that again. You had to

1398
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 2: coupon what? Excuse me?

1399
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 3: Maybe we just should go to your house and just

1400
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 3: eat a bunch of waffles and pizza.

1401
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 2: I begged you to do that. Oh Lord, I just

1402
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 2: I can't with you. I still love you, but this

1403
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:25,959
Speaker 2: is tough.

1404
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 3: I've got news for you.

1405
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 2: Wow.

1406
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 3: Who commercials for books incredible feeling a whole new genre

1407
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 3: as far as I'm concerned. In the middle of a

1408
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 3: TV show, suddenly someone's advertising a book to you. Also,

1409
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 3: I think this is probably the most reading most Americans

1410
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 3: will do in the course of a year. Is here

1411
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 3: a commercial for a book and then they'll say they

1412
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 3: were reading. Literacy is so important. These commercials for books

1413
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 3: are not.

1414
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 2: Saying I'm happy about it. I'm saying I'm being I'm

1415
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 2: having an honest conversation with myself about it.

1416
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,480
Speaker 3: That doesn't make you right.

1417
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 2: Okay, let's your show. I like to invite you back

1418
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 2: to next we have because I have some stuff. I

1419
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 2: want to be a gun. That's the segment. Apologize for you.

1420
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,439
Speaker 3: Okay, so you've gotten zero so far. Lord, let's hope

1421
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 3: you turn it around. This is from a listener, so

1422
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 3: hope you're more fair.

1423
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 2: Melinda.

1424
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 3: Melinda has submitted gift or a curse the in memoriam

1425
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 3: at the Oscars.

1426
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 2: Gift. I'm gonna say gift, and I'm gonna say gift

1427
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:35,320
Speaker 2: because sometimes it actually does elicit some you know, you go,

1428
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 2: oh wow, I could argue both.

1429
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 3: Impossible.

1430
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 2: Well, you can't get both. It's interesting that I'm saying that.

1431
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 2: So I think either way where you land, it's not

1432
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 2: gonna be bad for me. I think we're But also

1433
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 2: if you're left off, it's it's a curse. But again,

1434
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 2: I will say gift. I like that moment. It's a

1435
01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 2: nostalgic moment. But it is weird sometimes when you're the

1436
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 2: people who are getting, you know, like curtain call, when

1437
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:08,080
Speaker 2: the guy who stole the show or the person who

1438
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 2: stole the show comes out and they get the lout.

1439
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 2: It's weird. When you know some editor it's like, oh

1440
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 2: my lord, Jack Pallets, Jackie Pallets, he's in every one

1441
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 2: of them.

1442
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 3: They they've got to do something about putting Jack balance

1443
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 3: in the in memorial every year.

1444
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 2: It's too much. We know he's dead. Stop opening that wound.

1445
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 2: That that God, if I would give anything for that

1446
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 2: to be a thing they did every year, like the

1447
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel Like we ran out of time. Sorry, Matt

1448
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 2: Damon but every year they jack pallets him the memorial.

1449
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 2: But you're ultimately saying gift shift. Correct, you've got one.

1450
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 2: I love the memorial. I love to see all the people.

1451
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 3: I also love when somebody gets left out because it

1452
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 3: creates some sort of controversy. Then the person gets even

1453
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 3: more attention.

1454
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:01,920
Speaker 2: I agree.

1455
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 3: We get to and we get to the clappa meter. Yeah,

1456
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 3: I love to hear the clap.

1457
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 2: I know who are we? Sadist died through applause? Yes,

1458
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 2: I I think so. It'll be like the costume designer.

1459
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,920
Speaker 2: I didn't know where Jackie Palace.

1460
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 3: And it's a nice reminder to everyone in the audience.

1461
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 3: Look what's coming. You got through award, look at your

1462
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 3: Look what's coming for now that I'm gonna personalize it.

1463
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 2: It's sad that I won't have it.

1464
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Why won't you have it? My boods, I'm

1465
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 3: not successful and I'm not what don't make me start

1466
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 3: the campaign now? It's not an Oscars campaign. I just

1467
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 3: I just want to be a jacent.

1468
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,919
Speaker 2: Playing ball for that like, Oh no, I just would

1469
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 2: love to when I go materials. Please you guys get

1470
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 2: my evite about being on the in memoriam.

1471
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 3: Consider Gareth Renold, Well, I'm glad I went one for

1472
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:56,680
Speaker 3: three that for you.

1473
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine.

1474
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 3: You didn't give up.

1475
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 2: No, I'm not a very I don't do very well

1476
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 2: at anything like this. So it's thirty three is fine.

1477
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, this kind of proves if you stick it out,

1478
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,200
Speaker 3: you can still be a loser.

1479
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if that's the bottom line I

1480
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 2: would go with, to be quite honest, but you know whatever.

1481
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:16,280
Speaker 3: Put that on a poster. I think we should answer

1482
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:17,560
Speaker 3: a listener question, will you help me?

1483
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 2: Yes? All right, I hope that I do it right.

1484
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 3: People are writing into I said no gifts at gmail

1485
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 3: dot com, begging for answers. So we'll see what we

1486
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 3: can do for somebody.

1487
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 2: Let's see here.

1488
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 3: Okay, this is oh okay. Our wealthy cousin often returns

1489
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 3: our gifts to us, actually mails them back to us.

1490
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 3: She worries that our funds have been wasted. So it's

1491
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 3: a kindness of sorts. We, however, wear and display her gifts,

1492
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 3: whether we like them or not. Also a kindness, but

1493
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:47,600
Speaker 3: also an unnecessary burden. Who is correct in this or

1494
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:50,599
Speaker 3: which party is crazier? And that's from they didn't give

1495
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:52,920
Speaker 3: their name. Grateful and conflicted on the frozen tundra.

1496
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 2: This is all. Oh, it's very dark. Yes, that is

1497
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 2: very Yes, this is.

1498
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 3: Fascinating to me. This person obviously they've got this wealthy

1499
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 3: you know person, this is very gilded age.

1500
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 2: Yes, they've written to us as a Rockefeller.

1501
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:11,920
Speaker 3: Yes, the wealthy cousin is obviously knows they're in deep trouble.

1502
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 2: Yes.

1503
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 3: I always side with the wealthy, very very clear, very clear. Uh,

1504
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 3: no wealthy person can make a mistake, right, And this

1505
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 3: wealthy person, as they all are, has a big heart

1506
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,639
Speaker 3: and they are sending it back. And meanwhile, this person

1507
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:30,559
Speaker 3: who's in their weird little cabin, you know, shaking freeze

1508
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:38,679
Speaker 3: or such a bad bad luck Max, you're bumming everyone out.

1509
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 3: They use their what you know, they're probably they're one

1510
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 3: dollar to go to the internet cafe to email mess

1511
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:50,560
Speaker 3: so pathetic. I feel like I'm on the side of

1512
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 3: the rich person and this poor person. Maybe they could

1513
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:56,920
Speaker 3: ask for a staff position at the manor.

1514
01:09:57,240 --> 01:10:00,559
Speaker 2: If it's a problem, a bell ringer or maybe dish cleaner.

1515
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,439
Speaker 3: Right, if you care so much about this family relationship, yes,

1516
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:07,040
Speaker 3: you know, go scrub the floors, mow the lawn manually.

1517
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 3: I don't want to see you on a writing lawnmower world.

1518
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,919
Speaker 2: Lord, No, no, no, no, that's the calorie.

1519
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 3: Yes, I think. I think it's a pathetic and sad thing.

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Speaker 3: And I can't believe they even wrote in to be honest,

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01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 3: I uh, I don't know who's.

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01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:24,640
Speaker 2: Right in this one. I'll tell you whose play I

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01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,360
Speaker 2: like better is the one who's mailing it back. You

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01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 2: like that? I do because I think it's a great

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01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 2: way of saying without saying I don't care for what

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01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:37,560
Speaker 2: you got me. I think to always blame it on

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01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 2: price is phenomenal. And I think if you listen to

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01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:44,600
Speaker 2: the two options, the one who always has to display it,

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01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,719
Speaker 2: that's annoying as shit.

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01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 3: Why aren't they sending theirs back to them? That's a

1531
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 3: nice tit for tat.

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01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 2: And I think what Bridger has just stumbled upon is

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01:10:53,439 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 2: your solution. You now engage in the I also mail

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01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:00,559
Speaker 2: it back to you and say it's too expensive warfare.

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01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 2: That is exactly they've declared war on you and your gifts.

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01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,800
Speaker 2: It's time to fight back again. I'm the guy who

1537
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 2: brought the Smarties and the mom is in the Poppas record.

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01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:09,920
Speaker 2: I know gift culture and.

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01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 3: By the way, this person has accumulated who knows how

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01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 3: many gifts over the years. Put them all on a

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01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,679
Speaker 3: huge moving truck.

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01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:21,960
Speaker 2: Couldn't this year. It's a big box of returns and

1543
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:24,200
Speaker 2: you're just gonna write on it. You really shouldn't have

1544
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 2: dump that on their lawn. Not that on the away. Yeah,

1545
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 2: and maybe what you do is next year, test them,

1546
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 2: get them something that is not expensive. Okay, oh interest,

1547
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 2: leave the price tag on it and see if it

1548
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,439
Speaker 2: still comes back to you when it's nine to ninety nine.

1549
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:44,400
Speaker 2: The right bag of dots. Give them a bag of dot.

1550
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 3: Dots feels like something the smartiest family's making. I wonder

1551
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,439
Speaker 3: if they're agree they're in cahoots.

1552
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,560
Speaker 2: At the very least you must, I will say you

1553
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:54,439
Speaker 2: should try some dots. I should have brought you dies.

1554
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 3: I don't mind a dot textually, wait, no, no, no,

1555
01:11:57,160 --> 01:12:00,679
Speaker 3: preth Oh my god, I'm forgetting Lord Bridge dots.

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01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,960
Speaker 2: You like dots. I don't like dots. I want to

1557
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,360
Speaker 2: be very clear, I don't. I would never really eat

1558
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,679
Speaker 2: them and reach for a dots Yeah, same, nobody would.

1559
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:12,160
Speaker 2: But if they've spilled out somewhere, just it's like nobody can.

1560
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:14,840
Speaker 2: You don't care. There's only one item that can get

1561
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:17,839
Speaker 2: dots off your teeth, and that's your index finger. Absolutely,

1562
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,880
Speaker 2: there's that's not a toothpick or a toothbrush. Job. There's

1563
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 2: no water pick that will do that. No, it's it's there.

1564
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:25,679
Speaker 2: It is just some it is. Yes, it is caked

1565
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 2: and living.

1566
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 3: Put a thimble on your finger and start digging.

1567
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:33,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need a seller's kid. I think that that's the.

1568
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:36,920
Speaker 3: Perfect solution for this person. I mean, I doubt they'll

1569
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 3: hear it. They don't have access to the internet. They

1570
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 3: wasted their money at the local internet cafe.

1571
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we hope that maybe some yeah, maybe a

1572
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 2: bear or a dog can you know, send them, get

1573
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,520
Speaker 2: a message to them somehow, or attacks.

1574
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:53,560
Speaker 3: Then they end up in the hospital at one of

1575
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:55,160
Speaker 3: the nurses listening to the show.

1576
01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good test for your reach too. Yeah,

1577
01:12:58,120 --> 01:12:59,800
Speaker 2: that's good. I think that's great.

1578
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,519
Speaker 3: We answered the question perfectly.

1579
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.

1580
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 3: I've got you know for days.

1581
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 2: These smarties are going so many smarties to get through it.

1582
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 3: I mean these are lot speaking of emergency preparedness, actually

1583
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:15,680
Speaker 3: best by AUGUSTA of twenty seven. Yeah, it feels like

1584
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 3: we should last like fifty years.

1585
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,400
Speaker 2: Well, I think there are some things where I think

1586
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 2: they put expiration dates on them because you have to.

1587
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 3: It's all kind of a scam.

1588
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:28,240
Speaker 2: Yes, like cough drops, What are they gonna not be

1589
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 2: a little candy milk? You cough drops done? The paper

1590
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:36,400
Speaker 2: sticks to it. Oh, that's that's nature's way of saying

1591
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:37,960
Speaker 2: this is done. We don't need the expiration.

1592
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:40,040
Speaker 3: And this is a best spie doesn't say expiration.

1593
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 2: Best spie is a very that's that's very loyally right. Right,

1594
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 2: So you've got years on that.

1595
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 3: These probably are.

1596
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,520
Speaker 2: You're gonna have twelve bottles of water, a bag of Smarties.

1597
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,439
Speaker 2: You and I are going to be living in your parents' basement,

1598
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:53,280
Speaker 2: a couple of Valentines trying to make it through the apocalypse.

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01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,960
Speaker 3: This is a very Valentine's codd candy. Interesting is actually interesting.

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01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 2: I knew, well, thank you for being here, Bridger, an

1601
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,519
Speaker 2: absolute pleasure, have such a good time with you.

1602
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:06,559
Speaker 3: I likewise listener the podcast. We're slowing down, we're all

1603
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:10,799
Speaker 3: slowing down. We're looking for an escape. You've been begging

1604
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:14,240
Speaker 3: for an escape for the last little while. I'm gonna

1605
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:21,479
Speaker 3: let you go. I love you, goodbye. I said no

1606
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 3: gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is

1607
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:30,320
Speaker 3: Ellis Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.

1608
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 3: The theme song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann, and

1609
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:37,320
Speaker 3: we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You

1610
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:40,759
Speaker 3: must follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts,

1611
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:42,519
Speaker 3: that's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1612
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

1613
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 3: the gifts.

1614
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 2: Line? Why did you hear? Fun a man?

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01:14:52,560 --> 01:15:00,760
Speaker 1: Myself perfectly clear? But you're I guessed, tomm gotta come

1616
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:06,559
Speaker 1: to me empty? And I said, no, guests, your own

1617
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:13,000
Speaker 1: presence is presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me