1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,080 Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: a magnificent Tuesday in election day. Just reminding you, tomorrow 4 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: is today. We will digest all of this. We will 5 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: digest all these results, the good, the bad. There's a 6 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 1: lot of good and there's some bad, and we're just 7 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 1: gonna digest it all. Tomorrow. Be sad, we'll be happy. 8 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: Then we'll lick our wounds and we will move on. Now, 9 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: before we get to emails and other things, this hour, 10 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: I wanted to talk for a minute about justice because 11 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: it is something you crave, and it is something I crave. 12 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: Human beings are born this way. We want justice in 13 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: our society and really in everything. We crave justice. We 14 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: want things to be I hate this word. We want 15 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,320 Speaker 1: things to be fair, things should be just, things should 16 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 1: be fair right. And when we see injustice, it fills 17 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: us with righteous anger. And that's good. I'm glad you 18 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 1: feel that way. And COVID is one of those things, 19 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 1: the COVID era that irks us so so badly, because 20 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: the injustice was widespread, and the injustice was done to 21 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 1: us by institutions. We should be able to trust. The 22 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: federal government turned against us during COVID, our medical institutions, 23 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: maybe even your personal doctor turned against us during COVID. 24 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 1: Maybe you lost a parent, may maybe they were given 25 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: something they shouldn't have been given. Maybe maybe they were 26 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: denied something they should have been given. Maybe you had 27 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: to say goodbye to a loved one over a zoom call. 28 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:16,519 Speaker 1: But maybe your child missed out on graduation sports. I'm 29 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: in a red area. They took down the outdoor basketball 30 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 1: hoops around here. So much injustice. Maybe you are vaccine injured, 31 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: or are related or know somebody who is. Maybe God forbid, 32 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 1: you even lost someone because of that experimental shot. So 33 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 1: much injustice and injustice that you never get over. Let's 34 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: be honest. If you're listening to the sound of my 35 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,080 Speaker 1: voice right now and you had to say goodbye to 36 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 1: your wife over a zoom call because of COVID, that 37 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: kind of I was gonna say, bitterness. I don't want 38 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: to put that on you. Sadness, that kind of simmering 39 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: anger that doesn't have fully go away. You want someone 40 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,959 Speaker 1: to pay a price of some kind for that. Someone 41 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: has to pay a price, And as we've talked about before, 42 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 1: you deserve a reckoning. You do. The people who did 43 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: this to you, and they are people, people with names. 44 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,360 Speaker 1: The people who did this to you should be held 45 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: to account. Now there's should and then there's will. They 46 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 1: should be held to account. But I think, look, you're 47 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: old enough. You know you're never going to get the 48 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: justice you deserve. If you were harmed by all this, 49 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: maybe lost your job, but whatever, you're never going to 50 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: get the justice you deserve. The people who had you 51 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: fired will not be fired. The people who killed your 52 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: father will not die. The people who wreck this and 53 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: wreck that and wreck that, they won't go to prison. 54 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: In fact, what's even worse, many of them will get richer, 55 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: probably already are richer. I know it sucks. It's so wrong. 56 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: It's not justice. You're never going to get the justice 57 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: you deserve. I'm never going to get the justice I deserve. 58 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: But when we get little inklings of something, I try 59 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: to jump on it because I know you crave it 60 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: and I crave it too. I want my justice. I'm 61 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,919 Speaker 1: never going to get my jail time, my bankruptcies, but 62 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: I want my freaking justice. It's just a couple little 63 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: bits of it, all right. Headline Pfizer profit dip on 64 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 1: lower COVID nineteen related sales. I know that's not enough. Well, 65 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: they already made billions. I know, I know, I got it. 66 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: At least it's something. At least it's something. Gretchen Whitmer, 67 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: she was the governor of Michigan. Governor Ratchet. She was 68 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 1: a horrible tyrant during COVID. She also has dreams of 69 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: higher office one day, and she was terrible to the 70 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,279 Speaker 1: wonderful people of Michigan. Is she in jail? 71 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 2: No? 72 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,679 Speaker 1: Is she ever going to be prosecuted for the crime 73 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,560 Speaker 1: she committed. No, Nope, she's not going to be bankrupt either. 74 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen. But at least this is something. 75 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 3: We had to eat outside, but we were in inside 76 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 3: pods outside. 77 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: Well that was a bit weird, I'll be honest. 78 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 3: But if I was allowed to be inside outside, why 79 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 3: couldn't I just be inside inside? 80 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,600 Speaker 2: Because you were inside outside with just your small group 81 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 2: of people and the servers and buzzers. Listen, Caleb, none 82 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 2: of us wants to go back and relive that we 83 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: were doing the best we could with very little or 84 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,480 Speaker 2: very bad information. 85 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,640 Speaker 1: No, we had all kinds of good information. You called 86 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:45,720 Speaker 1: them conspiracy theorists and got them banned from YouTube. We 87 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: had all kinds of good information, all kinds of people 88 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: were out there telling the truth. They were all censored 89 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: and banned and told to shut up, and all the 90 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,719 Speaker 1: people who were lying were lifted up. Now is Gretchen 91 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: Whitber getting asked uncomfortable question on Caleb Hammer's podcast? Is 92 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: that justice? Of course not. It's not close to enough. 93 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: It's something. What else do we have, what else do 94 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 1: we have to cling to? It's something. Andrew Cuomo, former 95 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:21,719 Speaker 1: governor of New York City, Andrew Cuomo, I said it then, 96 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 1: I will say it again now is as responsible for 97 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: as many deaths of his citizens as any governor in 98 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: the history of the United States of America. The conservative 99 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: estimate is fifteen thousand elderly people died in nursing homes 100 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:47,400 Speaker 1: because Andrew Cuomo put COVID positive people in the homes 101 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,359 Speaker 1: with them, the only people who were vulnerable, the only 102 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,400 Speaker 1: people who were vulnerable Andrew Cuomo attached a COVID patient 103 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 1: to their hip. Fifteen thousand dead. Now, maybe you're listening 104 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: to me right now from New York. Maybe you're upstate, 105 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: maybe you're in New York City wherever. Maybe maybe one 106 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: of those people was your parent or a grandparent. You're 107 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: not going to get justice. Andrew Cuomo is not going 108 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 1: to go to prison for what he did to your grandparent. 109 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 1: And Andrew Cuomo what he says here on Fox News, 110 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 1: I understand it's not genuine. It's a last ditch effort 111 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: to get Republicans to vote for him rather than stay home. 112 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: He's trying to win this election against Mam Donnie. I 113 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 1: know all the reasons I got it. I know it's 114 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 1: not enough. I know it's not genuine, but something at 115 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: least nobody knew what we were dealing with. 116 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 3: I had the best health experts from around the globe 117 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 3: giving us advice. We followed the best advice. We followed 118 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 3: the federal guidance, and people died in a horrific way. 119 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 3: There were no visitors allowed into nursing homes. And I 120 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 3: apologize for any family that lost a loved one during 121 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 3: that time. It was on my watch, and I understand 122 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 3: how terrible it was. 123 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: Is that the lamest apology in the world. Ay. I 124 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: followed the experts, we followed the federal governments, and I 125 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 1: had experts whatever, but also super Sorry, that's not justice. 126 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 1: I know it's better than we had yesterday. I try 127 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 1: to cling to any little bit of COVID justice i 128 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 1: possibly can, because I am still I don't know that 129 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 1: I'm ever going to get over it. I am still 130 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 1: so angry at what these people did to our country 131 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: on purpose. And remember, we're not over it. We're not 132 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: over it financially. Why do you think it is that 133 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 1: your money is worth twenty to twenty five percent less 134 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:58,079 Speaker 1: now than it was pre COVID. You're not over it. 135 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,440 Speaker 1: Look at your bills, Look at how much money you 136 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: have left over. Look at the cost of groceries. Now, 137 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: that's COVID, that's the United States of America intentionally shutting 138 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:13,360 Speaker 1: down its economy for a chest cold. I understand it's 139 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: a bad chess cold, but you never shut down your 140 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:21,400 Speaker 1: economy on purpose. What kind of lunacy is that? But 141 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,840 Speaker 1: we did it. We're not done. We're still paying every 142 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 1: single day for it. And that's just the financial cost. 143 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: What about the cost of trust in our society? How 144 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:38,600 Speaker 1: many people out there are completely distrustful of everything now, 145 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:42,120 Speaker 1: all their institutions, they hate them all. Maybe it's you, Honestly, 146 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,840 Speaker 1: it's probably me. If I'm being honest, how long does 147 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:49,920 Speaker 1: that last? How long do the after shocks of COVID last? 148 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:54,960 Speaker 1: It'll be decades. I will never get over it. I 149 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: don't know whether I'm going to die tomorrow or whether 150 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,280 Speaker 1: I'm going to die twenty thirty years from now, but 151 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 1: I do know this. I will never be over the 152 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:09,199 Speaker 1: fact that our country, the Land of the Free, stopped 153 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:15,680 Speaker 1: itself on purpose because of a virus. Jess. All right, 154 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: now here's some good news. The good news is we 155 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,439 Speaker 1: can save the lives of babies. Now you know that. 156 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 1: How do we save a baby whose mother has already 157 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: decided to abort it? How can we do that? She's 158 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,080 Speaker 1: made the decision, she's the mom, the baby's in her belly. 159 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 1: What do we do? We give her an ultrasound. That's 160 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:44,400 Speaker 1: the tool that has been the greatest life saving tool 161 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 1: of the pro life movement by a mile. Nothing else 162 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,760 Speaker 1: is a close second. Why. Well, a young woman who 163 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: wants to kill her baby has been lied to, and 164 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,880 Speaker 1: she's of course lying to herself as well. It's a 165 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:02,480 Speaker 1: clump of cells. It's inconvenient, But when you hear the 166 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:06,319 Speaker 1: heartbeat on an ultrasound, I ain't no clump of sales. 167 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:10,679 Speaker 1: Is it it's a baby, it's your baby. Preborn has 168 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: been giving ultrasounds to these women for years, hundreds of 169 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:20,719 Speaker 1: thousands of lives because of you and Preborn twenty eight 170 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: bucks buys that ultrasound. And remember whatever you give them 171 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:30,479 Speaker 1: tax deductible. Go to preborn dot com slash Jesse preborn 172 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:35,319 Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back. He doesn't care 173 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:41,840 Speaker 1: if you believe him, but he's right. Jesse Kelly. It 174 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:47,079 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday. Reminding 175 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 1: you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 176 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,559 Speaker 1: dot com. And I'm gonna get to those in a moment. 177 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:57,640 Speaker 1: But there is there's a story out and I just 178 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:01,080 Speaker 1: want to dig into it briefly. Here. The story is 179 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: fugitive Democrat official flees to Mexico after elderly fraud charges. 180 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: All right, I don't I'm not gonna talk about the 181 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,680 Speaker 1: story itself. That doesn't matter at all. I want to 182 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:20,079 Speaker 1: talk about running from the law. I want to talk 183 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:26,199 Speaker 1: about first, what would be your plan as soon as 184 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:30,599 Speaker 1: I see flee to Mexico? All right, do you have 185 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 1: a fake passport? If you do, how do you acquire 186 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,280 Speaker 1: a fake passport? I see all these Chris, don't shake 187 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: your head when we dig into these things. Is this 188 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 1: something that I could get? Not that I want a 189 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 1: fake passport? But Chris, let me ask you, do you 190 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 1: people have connections? Could I get? Do you think in 191 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: all serious is do you think you could get a 192 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 1: fake passport if you want them to? Chris said, they're 193 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,080 Speaker 1: really complicated. That was my thing. They are really complicated. 194 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:08,600 Speaker 1: They use special paper in holograms. Nothing's impossible, but they're 195 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:12,600 Speaker 1: supposed to be extremely difficult to copy. Okay, so let's 196 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:14,880 Speaker 1: you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna set aside 197 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,600 Speaker 1: the passport because let's assume unless you're some kind of 198 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,560 Speaker 1: super spy that you can't get a hold of a 199 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:26,680 Speaker 1: fake passport. Let's set that aside. That means you're kind 200 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: of stuck with Mexico, right, it's Mexico or Canada. You're 201 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,360 Speaker 1: not going to go to Canada. Not that there's anything 202 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,720 Speaker 1: against Canada, but what kind of fugitive escapes to Canada. 203 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 1: You have to go down to Mexico where the bandidos are. 204 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:45,360 Speaker 1: Of course, you escape to Mexico, where do you go? 205 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,680 Speaker 1: Do you go to a big city. Do you go 206 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,120 Speaker 1: to Mexico City and try to blend in? Chris says, 207 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,440 Speaker 1: you go all the way south, you go further south. 208 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,680 Speaker 1: I don't think the proximity's helping you. You know where 209 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:02,120 Speaker 1: I would go, Chris. I would go to a tourist 210 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 1: town and I would be a scuba instructor or something 211 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:10,560 Speaker 1: something that's exactly right. They all speak English. I'll be 212 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:14,320 Speaker 1: nice to everybody. I'll rent out jet skis or something. 213 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: And you know how much I love Hawaiian shirts and 214 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 1: things like that. How long do you think you could 215 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: stay on the lamb? I love using that term too. 216 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 1: On the lamb you would have to change your name, 217 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:32,440 Speaker 1: of course what Chris Chris said he could do it 218 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 1: for twenty years and I could do it for two minutes. 219 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,800 Speaker 1: First of all, that's a little rude. There are tall 220 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 1: people in Mexico too. I'm not the only tall person 221 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:45,080 Speaker 1: out there. I would have to be more selective, maybe, 222 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: you know you know what? No, no, no, not the beach. 223 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:52,840 Speaker 1: The mountains. Mexico has mountains. Who's gonna come looking for 224 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 1: me in a mountain town in Mexico. I'll pick avocados 225 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 1: or something. I'll give people hiking tours. I am curious, 226 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,880 Speaker 1: not that I'm ever going to be able to find out, 227 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 1: Lord Willing, although I take that back. If the Democrats 228 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,960 Speaker 1: get elected again, I'll probably have to go on the run. 229 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,800 Speaker 1: Oh how long could I last? I am so fascinated 230 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 1: by this. What Chris get a boat and go out 231 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 1: the seat. I've thought about this before, as I've daydreamed 232 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 1: about escaping from the law. I thought about the boat concept. 233 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 1: Every guy on the planet, young and old, has thought 234 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:34,960 Speaker 1: about the boat concept. Here's my problem with it. Where 235 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,240 Speaker 1: are you going in the boat? You don't know. You 236 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: can't just live on the water. You were going to 237 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: have to refuel, You have boat maintenance. You have to 238 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,080 Speaker 1: get food. You can't live on the water. You're not aquaman, 239 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 1: You're not a sperm whale. Okay, you have to have 240 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 1: a port. What port do you trust? You can't just 241 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 1: cruise your boat into any port. It might the cops 242 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,520 Speaker 1: might be waiting there for you. They don't know. You 243 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 1: can't the boat. It would be part of any escape 244 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 1: plan because it's cool, But you can't live on the boat. 245 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,040 Speaker 1: Maybe you keep the boat close to the water if 246 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,600 Speaker 1: you have to escape, If you smell the heat around 247 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 1: the corner. That's another line from the movie Heat that 248 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,800 Speaker 1: you missed, Chris. That's actually where the movie got its 249 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,920 Speaker 1: name from. It's one of the legendary scenes. Sorry if 250 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,640 Speaker 1: I'm spoiling it for you, but I gave you three 251 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 1: days to watch the movie. I'm not line though. I'm 252 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,640 Speaker 1: telling you the truth. I am ruining every wonderful part 253 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 1: of this movie for you. And it's so great you 254 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 1: still should watch it. But the more I'm thinking about Heat, 255 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: I am curious. I am curious. How long could I last? 256 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:45,520 Speaker 1: How long could I last on the run from the law? Look, 257 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: you have to understand concepts like your phone is a 258 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: tracking device, so you're not gonna have that tool. You 259 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 1: can't your phone cannot be on you or you're going down. 260 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 1: All these morons get get burned because they keep their 261 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 1: phones on them. Your car is probably a tracking device 262 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 1: unless it's old enough. They have every car it's got 263 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 1: GPS is the new two that bet. So you don't 264 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 1: have your car, you don't have your phone. What are 265 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,240 Speaker 1: you doing for cash? What do you do? How do 266 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,560 Speaker 1: you even get across in Mexico? If you cross in 267 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 1: the wrong place in Mexico. You've got your cash on you. 268 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 1: The banditos are just gonna kill you and take it 269 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 1: from you. I don't know, I don't know. Maybe North 270 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,439 Speaker 1: is the key. There are more mountains in Canada. I 271 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,320 Speaker 1: have winter clothes. I know how to survive in the wilderness, 272 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 1: at least for a while. I'm not the Grizzly Adams, 273 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,719 Speaker 1: but I can survive at least for a while. Anyway, 274 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,919 Speaker 1: the story made me think I probably should get to 275 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 1: some emails and get off of this particular subject. Even 276 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: your puretok phone is gonna have to go, and that 277 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,280 Speaker 1: sucks because of all the savings. You were saving so 278 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,919 Speaker 1: much money when you switched from Verizon A or T 279 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,600 Speaker 1: Mobile and you switch to Puretalk. You saved the fortune 280 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 1: and you were proud to support a veteran led company, 281 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,920 Speaker 1: and you were proud to support a company that hires Americans. 282 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: But you have to give it up now because the 283 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:21,440 Speaker 1: government is tracking your phone pings. For those of us 284 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 1: who aren't on the run yet, we should switch to 285 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: Pure Talk. You should switch. I have already switched. Not 286 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:32,200 Speaker 1: to rub it in your face, whole family of four, 287 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,760 Speaker 1: we were all at T Mobile. Sorry about that. I 288 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: know it's terrible. We switched to pure talk. Our bill 289 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,080 Speaker 1: got cut clean and half clean and half. You can 290 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: have that as well. Until you go on the run 291 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,720 Speaker 1: from the law. You have to pick up your phone 292 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:52,000 Speaker 1: and dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. 293 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,800 Speaker 1: Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly, you want a 294 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,639 Speaker 1: new phone? Fine? You want to keep your phone? Fine 295 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,920 Speaker 1: to leave it behind when you go on the run. Anyway, 296 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,240 Speaker 1: Pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Switch to peertalk. 297 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,560 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. 298 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 1: If you miss any part of the show, you can 299 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:16,640 Speaker 1: download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Before we get to the emails, 300 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:20,679 Speaker 1: we were discussing things during the break, just trying to 301 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,040 Speaker 1: work this out, and Jewish producer Chris brought up a 302 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,280 Speaker 1: very excellent point. I want to give him credit for it. 303 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,720 Speaker 1: If you knock off a bank, how much do you 304 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: need to take in order to make it worth it. 305 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,639 Speaker 1: Here's the way I have it figured, Chris, and I 306 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,200 Speaker 1: learned this from watching the movie Heat, which you haven't 307 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:47,680 Speaker 1: watched yet. The guy who brings you the bank who 308 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,960 Speaker 1: brings you, let's say, the bank blueprints. That's part of 309 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,840 Speaker 1: the movie heat too. He brings you the bank blueprints. 310 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:57,359 Speaker 1: He also knows how much money the bank has. He 311 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 1: has to get a cut. He's got to get a 312 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,879 Speaker 1: generous cuts. You know, you're gonna have to cut him in. 313 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: Maybe that's ten percent, maybe that's twenty percent. All right, Now, 314 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 1: in order to rob a bank, you have to get 315 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,639 Speaker 1: into the vault to make it worth it. This is 316 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,320 Speaker 1: not the kind of thing that happens anymore, so you 317 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:19,080 Speaker 1: don't have to worry about it, at least not often. 318 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 1: But you can't go into the bank and stick your 319 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,120 Speaker 1: gun in the face of the teller, because you're gonna 320 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,399 Speaker 1: walk away with three hundred dollars and you're going to 321 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: get arrested at a gas station two blocks away. Either 322 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,560 Speaker 1: you get into the vault and clean out the vault, 323 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 1: or don't go into the bank. But this is remember 324 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 1: an extremely cashless era we live in. In fact, I 325 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,680 Speaker 1: was just going over this with my sons. They had 326 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,560 Speaker 1: a twenty on them and they ran into a business 327 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,439 Speaker 1: that didn't take cash, and they were mortified. And I 328 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,960 Speaker 1: was explaining, son, it's getting to be more and more 329 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:59,240 Speaker 1: cashless society. So the days of a bank, even a 330 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 1: big one, having millions and millions of dollars sitting in 331 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:07,400 Speaker 1: the bank vault. They're gone. Let's assume your intelligence guy 332 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,160 Speaker 1: got you the blueprints and the bank that had millions 333 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: and millions of dollars. Let's assume that you have to 334 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 1: get into the vault, because you do. You can't do 335 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,679 Speaker 1: that alone. You heard me and BK talking about it. 336 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 1: You've got to have a wheelman. You're gonna have to 337 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,280 Speaker 1: have multiple people inside of the bank. A bank with 338 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 1: millions of dollars, Chris, I learned all this from watching heat. 339 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,359 Speaker 1: You would know all this. If the bank has millions 340 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,720 Speaker 1: of dollars, there's going to be security. You're gonna have 341 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: to tie down security. If you're not some mass murderer, 342 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,040 Speaker 1: and I hope you're not, you don't want anybody to 343 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 1: get hurt. Someone's gonna have to handle the zip ties. 344 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:44,840 Speaker 1: Someone's gonna have to do. You understand logistically, Now, let's 345 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 1: be generous and assume you can get into the vault. 346 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,880 Speaker 1: You have a plan to load the money up, which 347 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,080 Speaker 1: again is big and heavy. If there's a significant quantity 348 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 1: of it. You have a plan to load the money 349 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,359 Speaker 1: up and get out. How many people are we talking, 350 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,000 Speaker 1: that's four or five at least, I would assume maybe 351 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,160 Speaker 1: even more. Well, they're all getting to cut too. Now 352 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,280 Speaker 1: you have the planner who's getting a cut, you have 353 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: all the people involved who are getting a cut. I've 354 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 1: thought about this. Then it's a If it's a robbery 355 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:24,159 Speaker 1: like that, they almost always get caught. Why is it 356 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:29,399 Speaker 1: that historically most of the big, big big heights, it's 357 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,440 Speaker 1: like ninety percent. I don't have a percentage, but it's 358 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 1: really really almost every one of them they get caught. 359 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 1: Because when you steal a lot of money, you get 360 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:48,560 Speaker 1: powerful interests wanting punishment and wanting the money back. You 361 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,119 Speaker 1: knock off of seven eleven for two hundred dollars, By 362 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,840 Speaker 1: the way, please don't do any of this. You knock 363 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,639 Speaker 1: off of seven eleven for two hundred dollars, maybe you 364 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,760 Speaker 1: get away scott free. Who's going to track down the 365 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,240 Speaker 1: two hundred dollars? You knock off bank for ten million? 366 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,960 Speaker 1: Powerful people want to come looking for that ten million dollars? 367 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,639 Speaker 1: What does that mean for you? After you've paid the 368 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,639 Speaker 1: guy who put it together, after you've paid off your crew, 369 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,200 Speaker 1: you now have to get enough money to facilitate travel 370 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:22,320 Speaker 1: slash hiding out some other place. Then Remember, you're not 371 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 1: going to go to some other place and go to 372 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 1: work as an accountant somewhere you unless you're planning on 373 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 1: being a bandit where you're going have to have enough 374 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,880 Speaker 1: to pay off the guy who put it together, pay 375 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:39,760 Speaker 1: off the crew, facilitate the travel, and then retire on 376 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,960 Speaker 1: whatever your standard of living happens to be. I don't 377 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,680 Speaker 1: know a bank robber's standard of living. I would assume 378 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,439 Speaker 1: it's okay. I just don't know the I don't know 379 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:53,040 Speaker 1: the income levels we're talking about here. I think you 380 00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 1: got to walk away with two million dollars. Chris said, 381 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,200 Speaker 1: more no, no, no, no, no, you're not living in America, 382 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,240 Speaker 1: but not living in New York City. They'll find you eventually. 383 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,680 Speaker 1: We got you gotta start thinking south. You're going south. 384 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,080 Speaker 1: You're going to Mexico. You're going somewhere in Latin America. 385 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:15,360 Speaker 1: You're going one of those German communities in Argentina. You're 386 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:21,080 Speaker 1: going someplace where you can live relatively anonymously and fairly cheaply. 387 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,040 Speaker 1: You walk out there with two million, Let's say, after 388 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,359 Speaker 1: you've paid everyone off, you've got a million left. You 389 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,040 Speaker 1: got to live on that the rest of your life. Now, 390 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,680 Speaker 1: I know, a million dollars is a lot of money. 391 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,639 Speaker 1: I don't have it sitting around in my back pocket, 392 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,840 Speaker 1: but in a in a poor country, you could do it. 393 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,199 Speaker 1: We lived like kings in Thailand on the weekend and 394 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,600 Speaker 1: we were all dirt, poor Marines. You go out get 395 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,160 Speaker 1: a beer for like fifty cents, that just doesn't cost anything. 396 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,480 Speaker 1: I think. I think you got to walk out of 397 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,920 Speaker 1: that bank vault with two million dollars for yourself. I do. 398 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,880 Speaker 1: That's where I think I'm at it. Glad we work 399 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,080 Speaker 1: this out, Jesse. In your Monday of you with Klay Travis, 400 00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 1: you guys were riffing on fathers and the legacies they 401 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:08,040 Speaker 1: left for you both. I'm a father of two young boys, 402 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,040 Speaker 1: four and a half and eight months, and I wondered 403 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 1: if you have any advice on how to know if 404 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,399 Speaker 1: I'm being a good dad. I know you're being a 405 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,720 Speaker 1: good dad. Do you know how? I know? Because you 406 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:28,199 Speaker 1: cared enough to ask, buddy. I have two sons, as 407 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:32,479 Speaker 1: you know, and they mean the world to me. But 408 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,680 Speaker 1: I have this I'm not an anxiety ridden persons as 409 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,359 Speaker 1: you know. It's just not how I'm built. But I 410 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,400 Speaker 1: do have these little little brief moments of I won't 411 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:48,359 Speaker 1: say panic of something almost overwhelms me from time to time, 412 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,159 Speaker 1: these brief moments, maybe I should call it panic. I 413 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: have these brief moments where I think to myself, did 414 00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 1: I do enough? Did I screw them up with all 415 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 1: the things that are wrong with me? Did I influence 416 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,359 Speaker 1: them the wrong way? Am I not doing something I 417 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:07,879 Speaker 1: should be doing? And then you know what else we 418 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,639 Speaker 1: do as parents? Mothers do this too. You know what 419 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 1: else we do? We look at what other people are 420 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,840 Speaker 1: doing parenting, maybe stuff we're not doing, and we think 421 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,439 Speaker 1: to ourselves, well, crap, I'm not doing that, so I'm 422 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 1: not as good of a parent as they are. It 423 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,240 Speaker 1: happened to me not long ago. I had a guy 424 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,199 Speaker 1: he was it was a really cool idea. He was 425 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:33,239 Speaker 1: building a shed by hand with his son as a 426 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,600 Speaker 1: father's son project. I'm talking doing all the measurements, boilting 427 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,800 Speaker 1: it all together, a wood shed by hand, and he 428 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,000 Speaker 1: was chronicling the whole thing. Was a wonderful idea. By 429 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,800 Speaker 1: the way, I'm not talking on them at all, But 430 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,400 Speaker 1: as I watched it, I was like, man, that's really cool. 431 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,080 Speaker 1: And then I thought to myself, I've never done that. 432 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,159 Speaker 1: I'm worthless. You know, you just have that brief but 433 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 1: you're not the fact that you care enough to even ask. 434 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,919 Speaker 1: You're doing just fine. You're not perfect, and you won't be. 435 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,920 Speaker 1: You're doing just fine. Take hard in this. You don't 436 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 1: have it as hard as Michelle Obama. 437 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,840 Speaker 2: Want to be professional, at least I did. I wanted 438 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,640 Speaker 2: to be taken seriously. But there is the expectation that's 439 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,679 Speaker 2: there's a level of femininity to being the first Lady, 440 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,720 Speaker 2: and as a black woman, I felt that I had 441 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:24,679 Speaker 2: to make sure that people could see my feminine side. Man. 442 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,639 Speaker 1: That must have been so tough for her. She was 443 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,520 Speaker 1: a first Lady, but she couldn't just sit back and 444 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,480 Speaker 1: enjoy it. She had to act like a woman and 445 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,720 Speaker 1: that had to be pretty tough. That had to be 446 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,119 Speaker 1: extremely difficult. And it's way harder when you're black, of course, 447 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:49,040 Speaker 1: because apparently, according to Michelle Obama, that's less feminine. I'm 448 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,080 Speaker 1: not sure how how you could get there. Is there 449 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 1: anything more miserable than Michelle Obama's grievance tour she can't 450 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,240 Speaker 1: seem to get off of in her later years? Is 451 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,400 Speaker 1: this awful? Lady? Go retire with your millions and leave 452 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,960 Speaker 1: us all alone. You can probably even get a fake passport. 453 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,919 Speaker 1: We have one segment left. Hang on, you're listening to 454 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,399 Speaker 1: the Oracle. You love this one. It's a scream baby 455 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,920 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. 456 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday. 457 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 1: That was a lot of bank robbery talk. I'm not 458 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,240 Speaker 1: exactly sure why I went there, but it's because I'm 459 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,720 Speaker 1: stupid and I daydream a lot. You can email the 460 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,200 Speaker 1: show your love, your hate, your death threats, whatever you'd 461 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,680 Speaker 1: like Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I take such 462 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 1: pleasure in watching communists squirm. Now communists on the television 463 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 1: because they can't tell outright lies. Ever since Donald Trump 464 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 1: started suing these media companies when they just told outright 465 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,520 Speaker 1: lies and then winning millions of dollars, they have started 466 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 1: to be afraid. Understand of the afraid. No one wants 467 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,719 Speaker 1: to write a check for ten, fifteen, twenty million dollars. 468 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,560 Speaker 1: They're afraid. But that's not just the best part. The 469 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 1: best part is watching how upset they are that they 470 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 1: can't lie like they've always lied. I remember I think 471 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 1: it was Scott Pelly with CBS after sixty minutes. Lied. 472 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 1: They edited that Kamala Harris interview to make her look 473 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: smarter than she was before the election. That's electioneering. They lied, 474 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 1: told an outright lie to the audience. Trump sued him, 475 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,120 Speaker 1: had to settle. They settled, give him bunch of money, 476 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,080 Speaker 1: and Scott Pelly got up. I think it was at 477 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,320 Speaker 1: a graduation and told the students of journalisms under attack. 478 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,360 Speaker 1: I saw people I forget. I think maybe it was 479 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,040 Speaker 1: CNN go online and say, how are we supposed to 480 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 1: do our jobs? I think that might have been Chuck Todd. 481 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,720 Speaker 1: Think how bonkers that is to come out and admit 482 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,560 Speaker 1: that if we can't tell outright lies, we can't even 483 00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:02,000 Speaker 1: do journalism. It drives them up the wall. The view 484 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:07,040 Speaker 1: is something that gets played often everywhere in conservative circles, 485 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,560 Speaker 1: and for very good reason. I should point out. It 486 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 1: is powerful with the demographic of person who is responsible 487 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,560 Speaker 1: largely for the torching of the United States of America. 488 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 1: The liberal white woman. I know you don't watch the view. 489 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,160 Speaker 1: I don't watch the view. The liberal white woman who 490 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,680 Speaker 1: hates herself, her husband, her children, in her country. She 491 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,560 Speaker 1: consumes the view, she eats it up eats it up. 492 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,800 Speaker 1: She loves it. And they sit down at this table 493 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 1: and they tell these huge, outright lies all the time, 494 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:46,720 Speaker 1: and the liberal white woman sits at home sniffing xanax 495 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:52,400 Speaker 1: believing them. And these liars on the view are so 496 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,360 Speaker 1: aggravated that now they have to keep adding these legal 497 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:03,640 Speaker 1: notes every time they lie. This is just I. I 498 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,640 Speaker 1: enjoyed it a great deal. 499 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,480 Speaker 4: And he said that Joe Biden didn't know who he 500 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,280 Speaker 4: was partnering using an autopen? How come you don't know 501 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:10,840 Speaker 4: who this guy is? 502 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,840 Speaker 1: Does he use an auto? 503 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:17,960 Speaker 4: Let me let me with the judge the meetings that. 504 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,720 Speaker 1: That was Woopy Goldberg coming out up late again, just 505 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: so you can hear, was not joking. Came out. Why 506 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 1: do you pardon? Why did Donald Trump partner? Whoop be? 507 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,320 Speaker 4: And he said that Joe Biden didn't know who he 508 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,280 Speaker 4: was partnering using an autopen? 509 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,720 Speaker 2: How come you don't know who this guy is? 510 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,680 Speaker 4: Does he use an auto? 511 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,239 Speaker 1: That's a whoope said? You heard it? Not kidding, that's 512 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,440 Speaker 1: what she said, Libroyant. Peggy's sitting at home. I knew it. 513 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: I knew Trump used the auto pen. Then they cut 514 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,240 Speaker 1: scene and come back, someone hands whoop be a note, 515 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,400 Speaker 1: a note she has to read. 516 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,920 Speaker 2: With the judge the meetings that are they're supposed to 517 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 2: go to when they're listening to what the hell what hello? 518 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,880 Speaker 2: When Sunny passes notes. 519 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,720 Speaker 4: We don't know if pen use, if Trump used an autopen. 520 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 1: Apart it was a joke. 521 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,800 Speaker 4: We don't know if Trump used an autopen our line, 522 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,880 Speaker 4: but we do know that he didn't know who that 523 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:11,760 Speaker 4: crypto GID was. 524 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,800 Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry. You know, the hardest thing about this 525 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 2: job now is no one understands nuance. 526 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,120 Speaker 1: That's not the hardest part of the job. Whood be 527 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,480 Speaker 1: to be honest. The hardest part of the job is 528 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:40,400 Speaker 1: you have made a living telling gigantic lies to a 529 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:46,240 Speaker 1: gullible audience of miserable communists, liberal white women. That's how 530 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,440 Speaker 1: you've made your living for years and years and years. 531 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:54,840 Speaker 1: You lie like you breathe. Now, now you can't do it, 532 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 1: or if you do it now, you're going to have 533 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,479 Speaker 1: to issue a legal note. Makes you look dumb, It 534 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:05,120 Speaker 1: makes you look dishonest. That's why you're tearing up the 535 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,479 Speaker 1: legal node on camera. That's why you're aggravated. And this 536 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,440 Speaker 1: is what being litigious has brought us. It's one of 537 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,280 Speaker 1: the great legacies. It's not appreciated enough right now. It's 538 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,960 Speaker 1: one of the great legacies that Donald Trump will pass 539 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:26,120 Speaker 1: down to future generations of Republicans. When the media, when 540 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:31,240 Speaker 1: they tell big, outright lies about you, sue them, sue 541 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,480 Speaker 1: them for millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars. 542 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,920 Speaker 1: The Communists just cannot handle being called on it. It's amazing. 543 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 1: Relief factors amazing too. You know that. 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And now here's a headline 563 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,520 Speaker 1: by go you know, you know the thing headlines We 564 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:13,000 Speaker 1: didn't get to Trump on Venezuela. Maduro's days are numbered, 565 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,760 Speaker 1: but no war. Essentially, Donald Trump has put out a large, 566 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:23,120 Speaker 1: large bounty and there's going to be somebody inside Venezuela 567 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,120 Speaker 1: who wants to collect that bounty. Think how uncomfortable Maduro 568 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,719 Speaker 1: is every night he goes to sleep. Oh boy, North 569 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:37,280 Speaker 1: Korea sends five thousand construction troops to Russia. How bad 570 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,399 Speaker 1: would it suck to be in North Korea? Not only 571 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,759 Speaker 1: are you in North Korea and it sucks and you're 572 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,080 Speaker 1: starving and you're essentially a slave at all times, they 573 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,560 Speaker 1: may come snatch you up and send you to Russia. 574 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:54,560 Speaker 1: In November, new Pentagon rules will supercharge the exit of 575 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,399 Speaker 1: transgenders from the military. We are at a place where 576 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,560 Speaker 1: we have to waste valuable time. I'm purging mentally ill 577 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 1: people from the military because when Democrats get elected, they 578 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,360 Speaker 1: fill up the military with mentally ill people. What a 579 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,280 Speaker 1: bonker's place to be as a country. Vogue tells women 580 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:19,200 Speaker 1: that being partnered with a boyfriend is no longer considered 581 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,759 Speaker 1: an achievement. It's good news for feminists. Vatican's chief astronomer 582 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,200 Speaker 1: discusses how the Church would baptize space aliens. You know, 583 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,280 Speaker 1: we don't all have to comment on everything at all times. 584 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,640 Speaker 1: California to decide the fate of Prop fifty and potentially 585 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:41,279 Speaker 1: the US House majority. I am not hopeful, but we 586 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,920 Speaker 1: can all cross our fingers and hope California does something. 587 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,480 Speaker 1: Now I'm leaving you, but just for a day. I'll 588 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:51,759 Speaker 1: be back tomorrow. We'll do it again, that's all