1 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's strongly denying that he spread 2 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: the online rumor Prince Harry only wears SpongeBob underwear. 3 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 2: I hope that's true. 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 1: I mean he's probably got some Donald Duck and Dibity 5 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:17,960 Speaker 1: Dog under reason there too. 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 2: Oh, come on, a little man. 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 1: It's the official stance of laser Stories, the segment where 8 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,159 Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like 9 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other 10 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: fruit of the dooms just don't. This first laser story 11 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,159 Speaker 1: is out of Oakland. An officer was in a grocery 12 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: store parking lot when he saw a Honda Civic backing 13 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: into a spot with a temporary rear plate and no 14 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: front plate. He ran a records check and found the 15 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: vehicle had been reported stolen. Here we go. The cops 16 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: marched into the grocery store, found the driver, Joe Shastain, 17 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: and asked him if he could empty his pockets. A 18 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: quick search found several stolen credit cards, a fraudulent check, 19 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: stolen driver's license, all in his pockets, and mailbox keys. 20 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 1: But it was the to do list that peaked the 21 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:13,320 Speaker 1: officer's interest because the list read one laundry. Two, talk 22 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: to kids, Three, get some money, and four boost. 23 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 2: Get it. 24 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: And if you weren't aware, boost is slang for stealing 25 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: or shoplifting. 26 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 2: But his kids were above that on the to do list. 27 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 2: His kids kids, I don't know. 28 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: And at that point, Joe tried to awkwardly remove a 29 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: few grocery items out of his jacket, but the damage 30 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 1: was already done and he was arrested. 31 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 2: Didn't he say, but look at that. One's not checked 32 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 2: off yet. He was booked on multiple charges. 33 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: But good news, he did get his to do list 34 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: done because he called his children with his one phone, 35 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: called him Jack. 36 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 2: Happy to be wrong. 37 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, good job, Joe. This next laser story is out 38 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 1: of toilet town. No one wants to be interrupted or 39 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: rushed when they're using the restroom. 40 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 2: But we've all been. 41 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: Sitting on the commode one time or another and heard 42 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: a rap at the door. Well, popular online lifestyle blog 43 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,359 Speaker 1: just asked the internet, when someone knocks on the bathroom 44 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: door while you're. 45 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 2: Using it, what do you say? Oh? 46 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: The most popular answer was shouting, someone's in here. 47 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 2: Oh oh man, yes, in the third person, you want 48 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:32,959 Speaker 2: the toilet? 49 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Other responses were occupied I'm almost done occupied, 50 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: or I'll be out in a minute. 51 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's mine. There we go someone, Hey, what's your 52 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 2: favorite color? My name? 53 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: Yeah? And then my kids go, okay, we're gonna count 54 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,679 Speaker 1: to sixty seconds, and you're not exactly sixty seconds and 55 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: you lied, and that wasn't. 56 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 2: A minute worked with me, Like, sorry, kids, I'm sorry. 57 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:57,359 Speaker 1: Someone noted that in Japan, you're apparently supposed to knock 58 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: back if someone knocks on the bathroom. It's the silent 59 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: courtesy of their culture. Just drop a beat on the 60 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: bathroom door. But maybe the funniest responses they received in 61 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: the survey include come back with a warrant. 62 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 2: Oh, that's a funny response. 63 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: I'm with a client, just finishing up the paperwork, and 64 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 1: what's the password. Another person said that they don't say anything, 65 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 1: They just scream, will clear the line alone. This next 66 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: laser story is out of celebrity corner. Nicholas Cage has 67 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: lived in Las Vegas for fourteen years and off and 68 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: on for three years before that, but in a recent 69 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: interview with The Wall Street Journal, Nick says he does 70 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: not put the sin in sin city? 71 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 2: Is it okay? What does he do? 72 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: Then? Nick says he cultivates his creativity and imagination by 73 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: quote putting yourself in the middle of Vegas and saying no, 74 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: no to that whiskey on the rocks, no to that 75 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: strip club, and no to that casino. 76 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 2: Ol, what's that? 77 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: I just don't buy it with Nicholas Cage for some reason, 78 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: anyone else? 79 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, we after far a shrip club. Ye. 80 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: Nick finished up by saying, just be completely dry with everything. 81 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: I mean everything including intimacy. 82 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 2: Wow. Well that's not hard. I mean he's an old man, 83 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 2: so it makes sense. Yea. 84 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: Interestingly enough, he was doing an interview promoting his new 85 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: serial killer movie and he said he based the lead 86 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: role partly on his mom. Okay, ione to do a 87 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: wellness check on Nick over. This next laser story is 88 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: out of hacks and dupes and shortcuts, oh mine. A 89 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 1: recent news report on a national TV broadcast is making 90 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: the rounds because a reporter found insider hacks that customers 91 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 1: aren't supposed to know about. Tell us, maybe the most 92 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: helpful hack came from a few people in customer service. 93 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 2: Apparently, if you call. 94 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 1: A company and a bot answers just drop a few 95 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: f bombs. 96 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 2: Why why? Because the system hears you as an angry 97 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:21,479 Speaker 2: customer and tries to get you to the your so 98 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 2: let's escalate this. 99 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, if you do that work for me. Apparently 100 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: they'll like immediately put a human. 101 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 2: On the phone, and then you immediately feel guilty because 102 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 2: you're like, I don't know if they heard that or not. 103 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 2: I didn't mean to be directed towards that. Well, that 104 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 2: one that's a human. You're like, oh my gosh, I'm 105 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 2: so sorry. That one's supposed to save you time. 106 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: Now here's a few more industry hacks that the news 107 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: reports say could also save you money. 108 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,840 Speaker 2: Number five, if you offer to. 109 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:49,119 Speaker 1: Pay your therapists in cash, they might cut you a deal. 110 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 2: No way you can do a if that sounds so sketchy, Yeah, 111 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,279 Speaker 2: I'm see my therapist. Can I worked twenty bucks though? Yeah? 112 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, if your therapist is willing to accept cash, I 113 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: don't know how she said no, we just Number four, 114 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 1: don't use big websites to buy flowers. It's cheaper if 115 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: you call a local florist and just tell them what 116 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: you want. 117 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,599 Speaker 2: And they look so much better. 118 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: That is, they don't come in like one of those boxes, 119 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: you know, like they just looked. 120 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, they're talking about your Mother's Day gift. Recently from Gotcha. 121 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,039 Speaker 1: I will say, sometimes it's easier to send than like 122 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 1: big box. Though. Number three, you want a bigger college scholarship, 123 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 1: just ask what a high school teacher said. Several students 124 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,720 Speaker 1: got between ten and twenty thousand dollars more this year 125 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: just by writing to the school before committing and claiming 126 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 1: another school was offering them more money. 127 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 2: It's always a. 128 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: Really good You gotta be a smart kid to do that, though, 129 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: jen Z is so much better at negotiation than my 130 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:49,840 Speaker 1: generation ever was. Number two, get a car loan before 131 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: you buy. You'll almost always get a better rate if 132 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 1: you go directly through a financing company. And finally, maybe 133 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: the one that's the darkest on this list, you can 134 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,679 Speaker 1: rent a nice casket for a funeral and then bury 135 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: the person in a cheaper one. Oh yeah, you don't 136 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: buy the casket up front. That's that. 137 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 2: It's actually good advice. Gramps isn't gonna care. He's long gone. Yeah, 138 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 2: that's right. Just pour me into a wine bottle. Figure 139 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 2: it out. 140 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this guy's final request. He wants to 141 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 1: be faced down, shell off so that the whole world 142 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 1: can see his little green took. He didn't do all 143 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 1: those glute workouts for nothing, and that's how I means 144 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: Blazer Stroys has come to an end for the day. 145 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.