Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you? Why and look over there?
Speaker 1: How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, Dan Dong lost cultures
Speaker 1: calling my sister on the chat. My sister has entered
Speaker 1: the chat. You look, you still have the same glow.
Speaker 1: The same sun casts on you from the island. I
Speaker 1: might have done a shirtless hike before today. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I missed today. It's actually really culture number eight. It's
Speaker 1: dare you. I meant to say Griffith. I actually knew
Speaker 1: was Griffith as soon as the word Griffin left my mouth.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. I screwed up. I messed up? Can I
Speaker 1: actually wanted to reveal this to the readers. So Bow
Speaker 1: and Yang famously came to visit me in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: after my breakup last year, and he came to my
Speaker 1: aid and you U K got right on a plane
Speaker 1: like us, My sister and the other half of my
Speaker 1: heart was so happy to was not an inconvenience for me.
Speaker 1: I had to be there. And you got here during
Speaker 1: one of your breaks from SNL famous sketch comedy program
Speaker 1: More on that in a second. And you get here
Speaker 1: and we're having several days of fun, except one day,
Speaker 1: you say, and I brought you to Griffith, and I
Speaker 1: sort of showed you Griffith. We hiked Griffith, and one
Speaker 1: day you say to me, I think I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: chill today. I just like hang out. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I go forth. No, no, no, we both needed
Speaker 1: a day. I think we both with a mutually agreed
Speaker 1: upon day, like separate day, which is so healthy of us. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then we truly had the same idea. Because I'm
Speaker 1: sort of hiking Griffith, I look a hundred yards in
Speaker 1: front of me, and it could have been no one
Speaker 1: else's calves, but the iconic calves of one Bowen Yang
Speaker 1: stomping the yard, getting the steps, climbing the heights of Griffith.
Speaker 1: And I ran to them and I said, our break
Speaker 1: is over. I'm hiking with you a game. And I said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, is this real? Is this you? And
Speaker 1: I think that's just the way the world is telling
Speaker 1: us that we cannot be apart for too long. No, No,
Speaker 1: even though we create the distance for a good reason,
Speaker 1: like magnetic polls, we know codependency. Okay, we've seen it.
Speaker 1: We've seen it up close in person. Michelle Obama, Hey clown, Jester,
Speaker 1: you have done it again, constantly raising the circus and
Speaker 1: doing it foolish. So get this, get us. This is
Speaker 1: probably going to be my favorite episode we've ever done.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I agree. I agree with you that
Speaker 1: it's going to be your favorite episode that we've ever done.
Speaker 1: In my favorite episode we've ever done. This has been
Speaker 1: a long time coming. This is pretty This is this
Speaker 1: is written in the start. It was written in the stars.
Speaker 1: As I eat the show, once said, and I will
Speaker 1: say this two episodes into schmigadon a show that my
Speaker 1: sister wrote for. I come on, well, you know for
Speaker 1: the show, you know, like that the kind of the
Speaker 1: entry points, you know, writer's room, what isfting? I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just demystifying this for for the reader.
Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know that, like, how perfect is
Speaker 1: it that it was my first post escinal writer's room
Speaker 1: for it to be a show that that was that
Speaker 1: is about, you know, Oscars and Hammerstein music or that
Speaker 1: era of movie musical Oscar No. I literally just woke
Speaker 1: up from a nap. Don't do this. It's true. I
Speaker 1: facetimes you right before, and you had the blinders on
Speaker 1: you sleep with those things. I can I tell you
Speaker 1: my circadians are fucked ever since I've worked at Saturday
Speaker 1: Night Live a sketch program. More on that later. Circadian rhythm,
Speaker 1: such a sort of I love the way that sounds
Speaker 1: Circadian rhythm. Something about those words, the blink fields itself Circadians.
Speaker 1: It's one of those. Anyway, I need that to sleep
Speaker 1: now because I need these have like patting on them
Speaker 1: that really pressed down on your on your sort of
Speaker 1: orbital bones and your and your brow bones in a
Speaker 1: way that really relaxes you. Immediately. Highly recommend um anyway
Speaker 1: wants to see you wearing them. What I was gonna
Speaker 1: say was that this year we're both getting our first
Speaker 1: episode credits. We are getting our first episode credits because
Speaker 1: My Force comes out on September two, and Mama you,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess this your what episode did you
Speaker 1: write of? Schmickadoon One of the best shows I've seen recently,
Speaker 1: One of the best shows I've seen. O Word episode
Speaker 1: three with Julie Klausner, wonderful one icon and friend of
Speaker 1: the show. In Front of the show um Spika Units
Speaker 1: on Apple TV plus stars our guests, keeping Michael Key
Speaker 1: Christian Shanna with Alan coming, Fred Armison and Harada. So
Speaker 1: many times when I saw Anne Harad, I put I
Speaker 1: fell off my chair onto my whole. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is this is how you know the casting director
Speaker 1: got it. They were like, the show genius, genius casting,
Speaker 1: I mean tells you. We got to give it up
Speaker 1: to tell z. Come on, Bernie, tells on Bernie, it's act.
Speaker 1: Come on. But first and foremost, it is a perfect
Speaker 1: showcase in vehicle for our guest. You know her from
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live. She's one of the best to ever
Speaker 1: do it. What I really I was talking. I was
Speaker 1: talking to Suitie the other day. I was like, one
Speaker 1: of the best to ever do and one of the
Speaker 1: best to ever do it. I rarely get star struck.
Speaker 1: How often do you and I quote Terzanos? How oft
Speaker 1: do you and I quote Arizona? Almost weekly? Almost weekly?
Speaker 1: We want we watched it. We did a watch party
Speaker 1: for Terrizanos the other day. We were just like, this
Speaker 1: is this is when we all tend great anyway, We're
Speaker 1: enough of this. Let's bring I mean, how many please
Speaker 1: welcome into your ears? Come on, cly Strong. Finally, that
Speaker 1: was so hard to be quiet through all of that,
Speaker 1: did you notice I was doing sign language applause? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is applause. That's no more silence. You're in. You're
Speaker 1: in the zoom. Here we are, I am in. I
Speaker 1: have missed Griffin. I'm here. I'm so happy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're so happy to have you. I literally you're my favorite.
Speaker 1: I fucking love you. I'm upset, honestly, Like it was
Speaker 1: like when Bowen got first got the job at US
Speaker 1: and Ellen study first got the job at US, and
Speaker 1: I was like, Cesily, what's what's your what did you
Speaker 1: have to know everything? And I said the same thing
Speaker 1: to my dog about by women's suit. That's who I
Speaker 1: talked to you. I mean, I can't believe it's taken
Speaker 1: this lung to do this. The fate, I can't leave it.
Speaker 1: But this is a worthwhile occasion. I needed to wait
Speaker 1: until you were a consulting producer. Yeah, until got to
Speaker 1: that level, until I was a consulting producer. And I
Speaker 1: got an eyemask with padding on it and yes for
Speaker 1: you to have We're coming out, and we forgot to
Speaker 1: mention the damn book. Um, oh my god, Jesus, this
Speaker 1: will all be okay. In the end. It's it's it's really,
Speaker 1: I mean it's I love that you just called it.
Speaker 1: This will all be okay in the end. Wait, what
Speaker 1: is no? The title is this will all be over soon? No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you kidding? I love it. I've
Speaker 1: been carrying it. I've been reading. I've been reading it
Speaker 1: so diligently. You got it more, this will all be
Speaker 1: okay kind of this will this will be soon. You can't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't. That's the yeah, that's the sequels,
Speaker 1: that's you can't. Oh my god, this will all be
Speaker 1: you know a thing. And at some point, Griffin, what
Speaker 1: did I do? What did I do last last week?
Speaker 1: I did this? I funked up a name. I really
Speaker 1: got to get my head checked or something. My favorite
Speaker 1: thing is when people mess up names, but they're strong
Speaker 1: and wrong about it, Like Sudie Green is the best
Speaker 1: with this. She said to me, what did she say?
Speaker 1: She you know Chris Kulefer from Glee. One time she
Speaker 1: just was said so many times Chris Koffner. She was like,
Speaker 1: Chris Koffner, you know Chris Koffner. And then she said
Speaker 1: Chris Christie Brinkley when she meant to talk about Christine Baranski,
Speaker 1: and so she's just like a fount of that. So
Speaker 1: maybe you're just catching the bug bow. My roommate and
Speaker 1: guy husband, Kevin very much that way. I like to
Speaker 1: think of it as like a Midwest mom thing. He
Speaker 1: also was like, tell them, I say him, Sure, tell
Speaker 1: them you say hi on the podcast. I'll start with
Speaker 1: that now where I am doing it. But like one
Speaker 1: time I was making lentil soup and he was like,
Speaker 1: and you're making a gentle soup, Papa, can you make me? Yes, Papa,
Speaker 1: can you legon me? Ship? Yeah? Well you know what,
Speaker 1: I just think I must be forgiven. I demand forgiveness
Speaker 1: because the snap, which I timed to end minutes before
Speaker 1: this started, when I've had some red wine, eight pm
Speaker 1: to me is like midnight. We actually say I have
Speaker 1: a Moscow mule, And right I was going to ask,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to, you know, bring up anything personal. Right, well,
Speaker 1: this could be anything. I mean, I have I have
Speaker 1: a delivery, this is this is okay, Okay, said, well,
Speaker 1: that's a plastic alcoholic maybe something I don't know, not
Speaker 1: for me, for the girls out there, alcoholic. Fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not that's not for me either, know what what
Speaker 1: what red? Why are you drinking? I'm drinking? So I have, um,
Speaker 1: I get cases of red Burgundy, sent Burgundy. This is
Speaker 1: Elgin Selections. Yeah. I used to belong to a wine
Speaker 1: club and I felt that it was and I was.
Speaker 1: It really encouraged me to drink a lot of it,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, you have so much
Speaker 1: right now. But I've gone beyond the wine club and
Speaker 1: I just ordered the cases. But I do love red Burgundy.
Speaker 1: M how's it hitting you tonight? What's what's it doing
Speaker 1: for you? You know, it's nice. I'm feeling a little silly.
Speaker 1: I think I have t mj oh no, what is that? Like?
Speaker 1: Is that like pre locked draw? What is that? I think?
Speaker 1: Who could know? I just know that it was I
Speaker 1: was my jaws hurting me. Well, you know how much
Speaker 1: can you open? Said jaw? Why don't you show us?
Speaker 1: Why don't you? But it's in here? Ah, you know,
Speaker 1: doing like the like you know kind of pops. Oh no, oh, shoot,
Speaker 1: you know what. That's been happening to me lately too,
Speaker 1: and I just it. I need to come out of
Speaker 1: the shadows and say that it's been happening to me,
Speaker 1: because it happens, and I get so frightened and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my jaws literally coming off the hinges that I'm
Speaker 1: too afraid to tell anybody. And that's the first thing
Speaker 1: you need to do in order to make the situation.
Speaker 1: You know, I tell everybody because I assume it's cancer,
Speaker 1: right any time, it's got to be the worst thing.
Speaker 1: You know. What's interesting about opening mouths. I had a
Speaker 1: singing teacher in our in like college. I took like
Speaker 1: a voice lessons for two semesters, and he said to
Speaker 1: me one time, you know, men when they sing don't
Speaker 1: have to open up their mouths as big as women.
Speaker 1: And I was like, is that true? And he was like, yes,
Speaker 1: because male resonators are different. I was like, I don't.
Speaker 1: I think you're just isn't a bunch of words. But
Speaker 1: like he was like, when you sing, you shouldn't have
Speaker 1: to open your mouth very wide. You actually very you
Speaker 1: don't have to. But women it's different. And I was like,
Speaker 1: because we have to flirt at the same time, and
Speaker 1: you flirt by showing your damned tonsils that dangly thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I also think that my call the cathedral. It's
Speaker 1: my cathedral dolling. Yeah, Frank Bannett, you've been using your
Speaker 1: cathedral quite a bit on the Apple Plus TV show.
Speaker 1: Oh that was very good. We finally got to it. Wait,
Speaker 1: I have to say now two episodes are out so far,
Speaker 1: and I'm obsessed with it. Everything about it. I love
Speaker 1: like I love the ensembles, the way that they shoot
Speaker 1: the scenes like, I love like the long shots of
Speaker 1: that don't cut away. I love that we're just seeing performance.
Speaker 1: I love the singing live like, because if it's not live,
Speaker 1: it's like fake. Really well, is it singing live? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but is it la misstyle where you you all have
Speaker 1: an earwig in or we all have earwigs. I think
Speaker 1: there was only one part that I've done so far
Speaker 1: that I know wasn't live, and that was the very
Speaker 1: end of Enjoy the Ride because we were in the
Speaker 1: tunnel and they were like these three big men pulling
Speaker 1: us and so it was like you know, and splashing water,
Speaker 1: so we couldn't record that sounds live. Yeah, so is
Speaker 1: that the end of episode two. That's the end of
Speaker 1: episode two where you sort of go into the tunnel
Speaker 1: of Love with and that's how we get through the
Speaker 1: Tunnel of Love these men are movie magic and waiters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: movie magic, bow, movie magic. Well, it really is. I
Speaker 1: mean that's the whole point, right in, like the direction,
Speaker 1: like Barry Standenfeld is a genius, and that long shot
Speaker 1: specifically that really hit me was I think it was
Speaker 1: in the pilot when Aaron when um, Danny Bailey sings
Speaker 1: to Cecily Can't Be Tamed or or that song He's
Speaker 1: so good in the beginning. It's still long, long taken,
Speaker 1: like people are loving it. I'm loving that. He on
Speaker 1: on the internet. Oh yeah, it's it's it's been there.
Speaker 1: I mean ever since Greece slot that's when I think
Speaker 1: next to normal, next tom Yes, next to normal. I
Speaker 1: had not seen next to normal. And actually when I
Speaker 1: did end up seeing next to normal, um, he wasn't
Speaker 1: in it. He had moved on. You know people and
Speaker 1: people move on, they move on, they do um, but
Speaker 1: he had gone. And I was so bummed because I
Speaker 1: remember seeing him on the Tony Awards and I was like,
Speaker 1: who is that. He's good and hot, he's good, he's great,
Speaker 1: he's great, he's great. Dove Cameron, what a legend? Name
Speaker 1: another legend, a freaking legend. What's her deal? Does. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's she's sort of like unreal. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's kind of like you know how you meet some
Speaker 1: people and you're like, I'll never be cool enough to
Speaker 1: understand your world. That that's tough to me. I think
Speaker 1: she's just so. I mean, it's like Devil asked me,
Speaker 1: like when we were at doing the premiere parties and
Speaker 1: it was like, what are you gonna wear? Are you
Speaker 1: going to change when we go to Allen's? And I
Speaker 1: was like, am I going to change? I barely got
Speaker 1: this look together home and this stays on me. And
Speaker 1: then she's like wearing a leather pants and jacket ensemble.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, what are you going to
Speaker 1: wear to your party? And I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: even know. I can't tell you, Dove, I can't tell you.
Speaker 1: My favorite Dove camera moment is when she was doing
Speaker 1: this is a deep dive, but she was doing Hair
Speaker 1: Spray Live. I loved her and I love Hair Spray Live,
Speaker 1: and I mean ambermon Tussel is a part for Legends
Speaker 1: Only right day and I did see the original broad
Speaker 1: by cast with Laurel Bell Bundy and the High Harmony
Speaker 1: was launching. I mean, I had chills. I was the
Speaker 1: gayest little kid there and I was crying when I
Speaker 1: heard the high harmony and you can't stop to be
Speaker 1: at my mother. My mother turned to me and she
Speaker 1: was like, why are you crying? It's a happy song.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I can't tell you now how
Speaker 1: gay I am, like, but that's why. But anyway, she
Speaker 1: played everyone Tustle in the Hair Spray live and there
Speaker 1: was a part where I don't know, I think it
Speaker 1: was on Jennifer Hudson's Instagram, like Jennifer Hudson was recording
Speaker 1: Dove singing and you just hear Jennifer screaming in the back,
Speaker 1: singing Dove, damn du sing, screaming at her the words sing.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, can you imagine Jennifer Hudson
Speaker 1: screaming the words sing at you name being Dove? And
Speaker 1: how are these parties? Tell us? Oh, they were so great.
Speaker 1: We missed to you, We miss our consulting producer. But
Speaker 1: you do what you have to do. I know I'm
Speaker 1: out of town. I think it'm busy. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm in purgatory right now. I'm neither I'm neither here
Speaker 1: nor there on on my coasts, which sounds so elitist
Speaker 1: of me, But I feel like nothing's happening in my world. Well,
Speaker 1: I think that's not true. I think abject falsity. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying there's things happening, obviously, but I'm like, I
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm away from the action, and I've
Speaker 1: kind of just been like, there's not that much action.
Speaker 1: And we had two parties. You threw one, I threw one.
Speaker 1: That's right. I couldn't come in because you invited me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I think I saw the email
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, I can't go, but I
Speaker 1: am going to see you soon. For what it was,
Speaker 1: what is it called? This is all gonna this is
Speaker 1: all gonna be okay, This is all gonna be okay,
Speaker 1: and we know it before we know it. This is
Speaker 1: this is the this is the perfect. We've slipped into
Speaker 1: some perfect. Can we call it guerrilla marketing or whatever?
Speaker 1: It's like, this is please as a gorilla, I say,
Speaker 1: here's how your here's how your market. I feel like,
Speaker 1: now no one listening, We'll forget the title. This will
Speaker 1: all be over soon, coming in August, come to Great
Speaker 1: Barrington in the Berkshires. If you want to see me
Speaker 1: Cecily Heidi Gardner have a conversation about this beautiful, beautiful book.
Speaker 1: I know, and I'm going to try to talk about
Speaker 1: the book and not you two, and how wonderful it
Speaker 1: is that you're both doing this. It's such a testament
Speaker 1: to the who both of you are. Are so wonderful,
Speaker 1: you know. I don't know if the people out there
Speaker 1: know this, but you don't get paid money for those things,
Speaker 1: and that's just a real labor of love, a friend
Speaker 1: being a friend, and it's so kind. What day is?
Speaker 1: What day is it? August seven? Where we're coming up?
Speaker 1: I want to go come. I'm going to be in Calm.
Speaker 1: I would love nothing more than Matt. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna drive up. You wanna want to share a car
Speaker 1: and we can, let's do it. I love that. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a cocktailer three because I or a
Speaker 1: red or a red Burgundy. I just saw Heidi in
Speaker 1: l A. Oh my god, ain't she the best? What
Speaker 1: was she wearing? She was wearing some of some of
Speaker 1: the coolest duds you've ever seen. Everyone. I did a
Speaker 1: little thing with Keenan, Chris, Heidie and Chloe and it
Speaker 1: was style all around. Come on the names. Wow, I
Speaker 1: hadn't thought about it like that. I'm kind of I'm
Speaker 1: always going there. I'm always thinking about sounds and where
Speaker 1: the sounds you know, what are this? What are the
Speaker 1: sounds of the situation? That's great? You want me somewe
Speaker 1: What are the sounds sounds? What are the sounds involved?
Speaker 1: Sort of? Where are the sounds, where they coming from?
Speaker 1: How loud are they? Like? What are the consonants? I
Speaker 1: love a good consonant. Well, here's the thing. Can I
Speaker 1: do serious for a second? Serious? This whole time I've
Speaker 1: been I know, but there's something about there's there's something
Speaker 1: about Smia Dune, you know, being the stacked cast full
Speaker 1: of you know, musical theater people. Um. And then there's
Speaker 1: something about there's something there's something to us as fans
Speaker 1: of sketch comedy and us as people who can track
Speaker 1: your sensibility or find it in people, and Cecily being
Speaker 1: someone who can deliver on that always. But there's something
Speaker 1: about Terrizana specifically where I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Cecily, we're
Speaker 1: bringing up Arizona's Sorry. We never do this to me. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, I knew what you do. It's the way
Speaker 1: she says this to me. You never do this to me,
Speaker 1: something that was real, And then Gosling is losing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Goslics losing it bringing up like dad, it's really a
Speaker 1: messive guy. It's just Bridge and Tunnel girl. That's just like,
Speaker 1: don't tickle me like like that, like like stop like
Speaker 1: but but like it's it's it's her. Her action is
Speaker 1: stop like that you know and you and you know
Speaker 1: it and everyone understands everything that she's saying in her head.
Speaker 1: They all feel sorry for her. Her story is the toughest.
Speaker 1: Her dad was a really messive guy. Readers, you have
Speaker 1: to watch the Terrizono sketch. Literally just type an snl
Speaker 1: Rizano Cecily you'll you'll find it. And that hair is
Speaker 1: just so it can't be like the Kyle Richards like
Speaker 1: sort of like moment I can't. By the way, we
Speaker 1: have to talk about houseives later because I know you
Speaker 1: love you know it. This has to be a two
Speaker 1: part episode. This is going to House fives. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we we have to talk about the sequel sketch, which
Speaker 1: is Domenico's with Adam Driver and that is the coffee
Speaker 1: that's the that's the that's the b page Joe's thing
Speaker 1: or whatever. But um, but there's a there craftmagaw and
Speaker 1: then um, you tell how do He's like, well, I
Speaker 1: think it's great. And then you go, um, I forget
Speaker 1: what the exact wording is, but you go. When this
Speaker 1: movie comes out, you're gonna you're gonna want to kill
Speaker 1: kill yourself because you sound because he's saying that it's
Speaker 1: the only person here that's going to tell you the truth,
Speaker 1: you sound poor. When this movie comes out, come on
Speaker 1: like money line. I can't. I'm telling you, I literally
Speaker 1: I can't. I just had a moment when I flashed
Speaker 1: back to um god moay sandem like way back, way way,
Speaker 1: and then I was like I can't even believe that,
Speaker 1: Like I literally it's just so gay and lame. I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't believe we're talking to you, and
Speaker 1: I can't believe I know Vanessa, I'm gonna be on
Speaker 1: that fucking show that. I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I was like, this are the funniest woman in the world.
Speaker 1: I love you anyway. That's like it's like uncool to say,
Speaker 1: but like anyway, I keep cheer sing I'm doing very
Speaker 1: mom things on zoom. I did a sl laws. I
Speaker 1: love this long sleeve. What what is that? Is that?
Speaker 1: Like a ti it is? But it's um. My friend
Speaker 1: had a baby and she loves tide um and I'm
Speaker 1: wearing it because I was cold. I'm not a normal
Speaker 1: like tie die kind of gal, but my friend Bianca
Speaker 1: really loves what is it? Indigo? Is that this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And tidying um? I was there, I ordained officiate, the
Speaker 1: officiate visiant, Yeah, officiant, so I and her wedding was
Speaker 1: a lot of indigo. I too. Was this the one
Speaker 1: in the desert? Yes, it was the one in the
Speaker 1: desert that looked very chic. It was great. Yeah, where
Speaker 1: in the desert did you go far? What did you
Speaker 1: go to? Like a Joshua Tree moment? Where's the iron
Speaker 1: Man Mountain or where they shot iron Man? It was there?
Speaker 1: How cool you get to go where they shot iron Man? Well,
Speaker 1: and I certainly incorporated that in my speech. It's great
Speaker 1: to gather here at a spot where Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1: Was not far away, their favorite actor, Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1: And their favorite character iron Man. I just like you
Speaker 1: had to think for us hard two seconds about what
Speaker 1: his real name is. And then I found it Tony
Speaker 1: Star Tony you found it. Oh. I was like, Robert
Speaker 1: Downey Jr. Who has to think about that? I mean, look, Robert,
Speaker 1: you forget how long in the game R d j
Speaker 1: Has been doing it. But you know, I recently worked
Speaker 1: with Civil Shepherd and she w I told her. I
Speaker 1: was like, well, I love Sibyl Shepherd love and so
Speaker 1: I told her in between takes, I said, you know,
Speaker 1: I have to tell you one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 1: It's chances are. I was like, you and Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that his name? Yes? Yes, um? And so she
Speaker 1: was like, she turns to me and she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, he couldn't be alone. He couldn't be left
Speaker 1: alone at that time. You know, he had to have
Speaker 1: something with him at all times. Couldn't go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom alone. He really you know, that was a hard time.
Speaker 1: But you know we had the chemistry. We had the chemistry.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, I was just my jaw
Speaker 1: was on the ground. I was like, I love the movie.
Speaker 1: I think the Whenever people are like what movie made
Speaker 1: you cry the most? My answer first such a long
Speaker 1: time was heart and Soul. Cecily, I always talk about
Speaker 1: heart and souls. Kia Sedgwick alfree or forget Mr Huggaba
Speaker 1: right now, be careful. Oh my god, you won't be there.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Bowen you must. It's it's like so like,
Speaker 1: it's so romantic is the wrong word, but it's so like, um,
Speaker 1: it's like nine early nineties cheese, but in the best way.
Speaker 1: Performances like oh my god, Charles Grodan, Tom Size More,
Speaker 1: r DJ killing it, Miss Elizabeth Show, We love Elizabeth Ship. Yes,
Speaker 1: that sounds very baroque. Romantic is not the word baroque
Speaker 1: is We need to start describing things more when it applies.
Speaker 1: And I think I've never seen heart and Souls, but
Speaker 1: I feel like it applies. But you think baroque, that's
Speaker 1: what you got. No money, baroque, bitch. Wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: but that movie at the end where Cia Sedgewick goes,
Speaker 1: go and live the life that okay, and r d
Speaker 1: J is just like yeah, and she goes, I wish
Speaker 1: I could just give you a big hook and then
Speaker 1: they can. This is a spoiler. Anyway, It's so good
Speaker 1: that line reading was honestly gave me goose bumps. That's
Speaker 1: very good. At the res an amazing actress. People don't
Speaker 1: know you, but they will. I've started to book morals
Speaker 1: a lot of Kia Sedgwick. I feel like you should
Speaker 1: do more. Well, you know, Kira Sedgwick is not far
Speaker 1: away from my best character, which is sudden Strack. Yes, yes, Forest,
Speaker 1: I know this word violate is really too much for me.
Speaker 1: Violated you wait, I need to bring out a thing
Speaker 1: to just I'm using this relax so I don't crop.
Speaker 1: I don't crock as the one woman who got called race.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about Rice. Why we're not
Speaker 1: gonna do the implosion of white women this season on
Speaker 1: New York and Beverly Hills. It's what do you think?
Speaker 1: Both of you? I want to know what you think
Speaker 1: about the Real Housewives of New York ratings being so
Speaker 1: bad and now there's like they're blaming They're blaming Ebony, Ebony.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? It's unbelievable. Crazy Ebony is like
Speaker 1: I think Ebony is so amazing and wonder and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how she does it. I don't know
Speaker 1: how you can want to be around that all the time.
Speaker 1: And she has so much patience, and then she'd be blamed.
Speaker 1: And there's a Ramona singer in the world, and we're
Speaker 1: blaming Ebony Bo. When is the number one Anty Romana singer. Girl. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I think I we could be
Speaker 1: competitive in this. I have. Hey, I have really really
Speaker 1: not like Ramona singer for a long time. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's true. But I think I've I think
Speaker 1: I've thrown away my chances of being asked back on
Speaker 1: Watch It Happens Live, because I did. I did over
Speaker 1: Zoom last fall and they did a segment where they
Speaker 1: were like, okay, Bo, when you're just gonna rattle off
Speaker 1: your your your thoughts about housewives stuff between Ptoe like
Speaker 1: in New York and and all this stuff. And I
Speaker 1: was like sure, And then they got to Ramona. I
Speaker 1: was like, she's a white supremacist and blah blah. They
Speaker 1: didn't that happened to ask it. So he did make
Speaker 1: a mark. I mean, I hit a nerve. But Andy
Speaker 1: seems like, actually, why would say that white? I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't use those words. I don't why we have to.
Speaker 1: Can we just talk about some fun I don't talk
Speaker 1: about a dolfriend stuff. I don't want to talk about race, religion,
Speaker 1: a creed what. I don't want to talk about this
Speaker 1: all the time. What I want to come out. I
Speaker 1: want to be sexing, fun. I want to push her
Speaker 1: down the stairs. I've said this, I'm talking about COVID. COVID,
Speaker 1: this COVID. She's a super spreader. And he said, I
Speaker 1: love all the times like show the camera she's just
Speaker 1: on the side of a pool, like adjusting her face.
Speaker 1: Supposing you to know, to know Jo how unhinged that
Speaker 1: woman is is you have to remember how she walked
Speaker 1: down that runway that one time and her father drake
Speaker 1: a lot. Actually, so it's actually very triggering, triggering. This
Speaker 1: is this is a really inhabited, it, very lived in. Literally,
Speaker 1: Ramona says, this is very good. Have you worth you
Speaker 1: worked on this? I just watched so much TV and
Speaker 1: the half fives really a lot in this season especially,
Speaker 1: A d always would be like, I'll do I have
Speaker 1: I can do impressions like as the show is happening, yes,
Speaker 1: immediately interesting. I will forget who Sutton Strack is after
Speaker 1: the season, but right now she's my number one impression. Sutton.
Speaker 1: I just love it. They all how they said her
Speaker 1: name for that's Sutton. Well, that's just Sutton made Sutton classic,
Speaker 1: Sutton classics. And we also talk about what do we
Speaker 1: think about whoever is dressing Sutton? Okay, you know, and
Speaker 1: there's some misses, but uh yeah, who's dressing Sutton? I
Speaker 1: mean like an unattractive person. She doesn't have a bad figure,
Speaker 1: but Sutton's being dressed poorly in very expensive clothes. Right,
Speaker 1: she clearly has taste if she's like running her own boutique.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I think she's just hiring a bad stylist.
Speaker 1: Quote for these for for the show, she looks like
Speaker 1: a fake Christmas tree. She looks like a fake Christmas tree,
Speaker 1: like like a fun Christmas tree that someone gets like
Speaker 1: and they're like, it's a different color than usual because
Speaker 1: we wanted to be different this year. It's like, why
Speaker 1: she looks like that? It's techica And I want to
Speaker 1: ask her, like, how when's the last time you've gotten
Speaker 1: a compliment that wasn't like this is fun and different,
Speaker 1: like when people only say fun about what you're wearing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it's like she can look great, she's in great shape.
Speaker 1: I just would love to challenge Sutton, if you're listening
Speaker 1: to you know, get a different stylist and see what
Speaker 1: you can do, because I bet you look great. Who
Speaker 1: is the best dress to you, guys on Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: I'm very loyal with my fandom and it's always Erica.
Speaker 1: Erica is inspired art for you. I mean yes, and
Speaker 1: I'm supporting her through all of this. And I think
Speaker 1: to read is like she's gotten whatever, but it's like
Speaker 1: to read, it's just wanting to be Erica. To read
Speaker 1: is the one that said your panties are showing or
Speaker 1: you're not wearing panties. Here's panties, which is like the
Speaker 1: most conservative, nasty thing to do. And then it's like,
Speaker 1: now she's in bucket hats and dressed like LLL cool
Speaker 1: J playing lawn darts or whatever it was this season?
Speaker 1: Remember what do they not know? What? They were? Like?
Speaker 1: What's this called horseshoe? What is that? And she was
Speaker 1: truly dressed like LL cool J. She is she always
Speaker 1: goes for it, and like the thing is like I
Speaker 1: wonder and I actually yeah, and that's yeah, I'm actually
Speaker 1: doing like an L cool J thing right now. I
Speaker 1: don't know, Erica, you hear what's going on? Just she
Speaker 1: cheated all those people. And when it's really sad, it's
Speaker 1: really really sad, and I'm loving my room in it
Speaker 1: was the only thing that was going to get me out.
Speaker 1: I was like, I need to go. And what's it
Speaker 1: called the Sunrise Room or wherever the funk the it's
Speaker 1: like an Italian name. I forget, but it's I must go.
Speaker 1: I must go, And like she kept saying all these
Speaker 1: like oh please, I would have an easier time getting
Speaker 1: George to make out with a woman. And it was
Speaker 1: like the same, like these are like my gay jokes
Speaker 1: that I tell, boy, George would never suck a woman.
Speaker 1: He's say he's gay, okay, so he would never ever
Speaker 1: make out with a woman. But I would have better
Speaker 1: getting him to do that. Jagger, it's like a half
Speaker 1: Bi York. It really like starts to like dip into
Speaker 1: b York or Icelandic or something so and her accent
Speaker 1: is so peculiar it's untraceable. And she would say, because
Speaker 1: she's a citizen of the world, it's when and when
Speaker 1: you're a citizen of the world, you pick up all
Speaker 1: different cultures. My mom, I want I've been watching it
Speaker 1: with my mom and she she laughed at um or,
Speaker 1: being like when you insult someone's outfit that is below
Speaker 1: the bat. Have you ever heard Heidi talk about their
Speaker 1: like the way they greet each other. It's my favorite,
Speaker 1: like the Housewives because they spend something they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I love this. What is this? Is this pang? Look
Speaker 1: at this? It's a pang. I love it. Guess what
Speaker 1: it is. I'm wearing. Yes, I'm wearing what you are.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing fun. Look at you? This is fun. Look
Speaker 1: at this? Look at the wall. Oh my god, table,
Speaker 1: I love it. And you're a hint and this is table? Okay?
Speaker 1: What fun? A lot of a lot of air time
Speaker 1: is dedicated to like what people look like, literally, because
Speaker 1: it's like Cathy thinking that Garcel was Kyle like that
Speaker 1: up like multiple what do we think it's happening there? Oh?
Speaker 1: We love her perfection, utter perfection. Every now and then
Speaker 1: I get a really good Kathy Hilton because you know
Speaker 1: she like doesn't move her forward. She'll be like, who
Speaker 1: is hunky Dory? No, it's no, you know what I
Speaker 1: keep I keep losing a cafe caffeine. It's who is
Speaker 1: hunky Dory? She's genuinely hunky dory Thomasina keeping Tomssina and
Speaker 1: I love but I loved this when she was like
Speaker 1: she goes to Renna, you have to handle this. This
Speaker 1: is your house. This is your house. You have to
Speaker 1: make this right. And what we don't want to do
Speaker 1: is push anyone to the edge. Oh my god. And
Speaker 1: you know she was such a bully with her drinking game.
Speaker 1: But I was just showing out of context the bunny,
Speaker 1: the bunny, the bunny for the baby shower, and it
Speaker 1: was like that scene just out of context is so
Speaker 1: amazing their faces in it. I highly recommend a second view.
Speaker 1: Oh and actually I brought the bunny and there's so
Speaker 1: many close ups. Everybody's like crying and the bunnies in
Speaker 1: that wrapping paper. So for the A S Mr fans too,
Speaker 1: it's huge. It's good for everyone. It's good for everyone.
Speaker 1: There's something for everyone in the real house Beverly Hills,
Speaker 1: but never more so than that scene with the bunny.
Speaker 1: You can anyone can has away in Yes. The news
Speaker 1: development this week on the Erica front is is troubling.
Speaker 1: Maybe she got hit with the dollar. The claim is
Speaker 1: that she took dollars from Tom's firm that might have
Speaker 1: been embezzled from these clients. And this is starting to
Speaker 1: actually implicate her in all this stuff. I think I
Speaker 1: think the money, for sure, there's like money's intertwined. I
Speaker 1: don't think Erica was. I knew what Tom's doing, and
Speaker 1: look at what he talks to her. Do you think
Speaker 1: that man told her a thing about what he does?
Speaker 1: And also I don't think she would not not to
Speaker 1: say like she couldn't understand it, but I don't think
Speaker 1: she would understand it because it's not her business. And
Speaker 1: also like like and when I say that, I mean
Speaker 1: like it's literally not a business that she works and understands.
Speaker 1: I don't tell just because I'm dating someone. I don't
Speaker 1: tell them what I doing. No exactly he and he's
Speaker 1: just not telling her anything. And not that she's mother
Speaker 1: Teresa or a great person. But I just don't think
Speaker 1: Erica was. Like I think it's so we always like
Speaker 1: drag a spouse in and especially like the woman's faults somehow,
Speaker 1: you know, like Jenny Jones, it was her fault, right,
Speaker 1: and not a homophobic man who shot another man. Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing it back to Jenny. It's been upset about
Speaker 1: this for a long time. I now, were you obsessed
Speaker 1: with Jenny Jones growing up? No? Okay, she she was.
Speaker 1: She wasn't. She wasn't my girl of choice like I was.
Speaker 1: I was more. Ricky was more my culture. I love Rickie.
Speaker 1: Ricky had a poem like there was always a rhyme
Speaker 1: introducing the like I forget that. I was just watching
Speaker 1: my friend Shane sent me when recently it was like,
Speaker 1: you're too fat to be a drag queen or something,
Speaker 1: but it said Jack Spratt could eat no fat and
Speaker 1: his wife could eat no lane. Girl, you are too
Speaker 1: fat to be a drag queen. And it was and
Speaker 1: every time they introduced someone, they'd be like, next up,
Speaker 1: meet Cecily. She is a five founder pound father of three,
Speaker 1: and it was like, how dare But also like, that's
Speaker 1: how I wanted to introduced now about father father and
Speaker 1: her friend Bowen says she is too fat. Shepard to
Speaker 1: promote the book this is us not going anywhere soon
Speaker 1: until the end of the world, and again she is
Speaker 1: a five town father three. Honestly, Wow, Okay, so I
Speaker 1: didn't know that that new information came out about Erica.
Speaker 1: Here's here, But what are you thinking, well, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: I keep getting pulled in all these different directions, but
Speaker 1: I think I'm landing at a place where Matt and
Speaker 1: I watched the most recent episode together where she, you know,
Speaker 1: she meets Kyle and she's she fully has a breakdown,
Speaker 1: and You're like, I'm kind of convinced that I do think.
Speaker 1: I do think Bravo is, you know, doing their best
Speaker 1: to quote unquote protect her, which is which I think
Speaker 1: is valid and noble and whatever. But now I am
Speaker 1: convinced that, like, she probably just had no fucking idea.
Speaker 1: I think that two things can be true. I think
Speaker 1: that she can have no idea what the hell that was.
Speaker 1: And I think that she also might have to give
Speaker 1: that money back because it's not hers. And I think
Speaker 1: that I don't mean to say I'm not undersigning that
Speaker 1: she should keep that money, No, I just don't think
Speaker 1: she should go to prison exactly. It would be like
Speaker 1: or be implicated and like I cheated people out of
Speaker 1: a plane crash, you know what I mean, very gay
Speaker 1: songs at gay clip what I'm not here to like
Speaker 1: cheat victims, yea, it is. So it is kind of
Speaker 1: funny though that, like pretty much her entire narrative on
Speaker 1: the show and in her career is I have a
Speaker 1: lot of money, and now it's like the money is
Speaker 1: from these tragedies and that like, you know, not all
Speaker 1: of it obviously because he worked on other things, but
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's dark and sad, and I think
Speaker 1: she'll be fine. I think, like she she didn't start
Speaker 1: off with money, and she like talks about that. She's
Speaker 1: always worked hard. I think it's like now the narrative
Speaker 1: will be I got less money. Like I think she'll
Speaker 1: make the new narrative and she'll be fine. She didn't
Speaker 1: need Tom's business ever, maybe like very early on to
Speaker 1: get started to buy some things. But she's always been talented.
Speaker 1: She's always been talented, and I have to I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to bring this back to deestin all, but one thing
Speaker 1: I appreciate about your sketch where you played her basically
Speaker 1: is something that my my parents really appreciate is that
Speaker 1: you you don't about to talk about to say where
Speaker 1: you know, I just love it that your parents loved
Speaker 1: it is the part where you you're saying the song
Speaker 1: and then you count, you count to five in Chinese
Speaker 1: or you count to four in Chinese. You go, so
Speaker 1: you managing. Yeah, it's so funny's as anyway, and it's
Speaker 1: it's a perfect erica jadam press And we have to say, well,
Speaker 1: you know, and I did a a Chinese soccer in college,
Speaker 1: director Jang, you did a Beijing opera. M hmm, well
Speaker 1: Chin Yang directed. But that's why I know how to
Speaker 1: count to eight? And man, oh my god. And prostitute Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went yeah, how and then we yeah, and I
Speaker 1: was the head of the ukulele group. Was the ukule
Speaker 1: captain of the prostitutes. Oh my god. What a powerful
Speaker 1: position to be in. You can legally captain of the prostitutes.
Speaker 1: Is that was that what you said? Yeah? And I
Speaker 1: don't know. I kind of like, bitch, that's just a
Speaker 1: good one. We have to ask the questions. We do
Speaker 1: have to ask the question. What's the question I forgot?
Speaker 1: That's the question is we asked this to all of
Speaker 1: our guests, and that is what is the culture that
Speaker 1: made you say culture is for me? This is formative
Speaker 1: culture that made your life move into a cultural direction. Sure, well,
Speaker 1: I would say that my culture for sure was Strangers
Speaker 1: of Candy here and I watched it on a landline,
Speaker 1: dragged out in front of TV with my gay friend
Speaker 1: Graham Castic. Have we talked about this before? No? But
Speaker 1: is this is? This? Is this the grand we know
Speaker 1: in New York City? Different? Different, but it was like
Speaker 1: I was like a sophomore in high school and we
Speaker 1: would just be on the landlines laughing and watching Strangers
Speaker 1: of Candy together and was this your gateway into like
Speaker 1: second City? And like who Amy Sadaris was? And like
Speaker 1: all these things definitely Amy Sadaris. But and I also
Speaker 1: like I'm always I think like weirdly um Waiting Goffman
Speaker 1: and all the Christopher Guests with Katherine O'Hara and and
Speaker 1: Strangers Are Candy. And then weirdly enough, Bottle Rocket were
Speaker 1: like my oh favorite formative comedy called and like this
Speaker 1: is my world, but especially Strangers Are Candy. It was
Speaker 1: like the fans of that show and mean it was
Speaker 1: like that's my world, my culture. These are all really
Speaker 1: good Bottle Rockets. Interesting too, like that's like that's a
Speaker 1: Wes Anderson that like people. It's the first one. It's
Speaker 1: the first one. Yeah. I think Owen Wilson is so
Speaker 1: funny in that movie. He's great. I mean, like I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever seen him in anything. I didn't
Speaker 1: like him, and I found him like very appealing, and
Speaker 1: I think he's like a star and I love his
Speaker 1: little nose. I think he's fair. It's such a question
Speaker 1: and for so long, but he's like I think Wes
Speaker 1: Anderson without Owen Wilson is just not doesn't do it
Speaker 1: for me. I think no, And I think, like the
Speaker 1: movies are great and they look cool, but I think
Speaker 1: Owen Wilson is so funny and there's just something about
Speaker 1: just like such a person who with low self esteem,
Speaker 1: you know, like just kind of like not a who's
Speaker 1: not great at things, but that you root for. And
Speaker 1: was that was that? Was that the first Luke and
Speaker 1: Owen feature? Like, like, was that the first time you
Speaker 1: saw that, like were introduced? Yeah, because they did it
Speaker 1: in college. It was like a fifteen minute film and
Speaker 1: then they they made a full movie. And I will
Speaker 1: say this is the one where I always have like
Speaker 1: my gay friends will go now that's interesting and which
Speaker 1: one was at again, it's like we're all on board
Speaker 1: for Best in Show and Strange as a Candy and
Speaker 1: my bottle rockets really where I did where I go
Speaker 1: off onto my own No. I love that though, because
Speaker 1: Bottle Rocket there's something about I feel like I'm not
Speaker 1: just saying this because you're contextualizing in these your texture,
Speaker 1: you're contextualizing it in these with these other queer works.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I feel like because I think Waiting
Speaker 1: for Guffin and in Strange of the Candy are kind
Speaker 1: of queer in some sense, like very much. So I
Speaker 1: would say very yes, exclusively, there's some there's just a
Speaker 1: drag race challenge about you. It's like, yes, but waiting
Speaker 1: for Guffmen, I feel like, doesn't you know? I mean
Speaker 1: like I mean like Quirky is gay gay icon? I mean,
Speaker 1: is given a chance, You've got pet come on, You've
Speaker 1: got can't suit from my wife Bonnie and he's in
Speaker 1: a Judy new To shirt dancing. Oh my god. But
Speaker 1: but Bottle Rocket is. I watched it like last summer,
Speaker 1: weirdly because I was like researching like crime movies and
Speaker 1: like not crime movies, but like, wait, no, am I
Speaker 1: getting it wrong? I don't know, but I want to
Speaker 1: hear more. No, it wasn't, it's not. I was trying
Speaker 1: to write. I was trying to write a crime movie,
Speaker 1: and then I wanted some dynamic to be like similar
Speaker 1: to Battle Rocket, where it's Um Owen the Owen Wilson
Speaker 1: characters kind of dragging Luke's character along and all these
Speaker 1: like and all these schemes and Lucas Luke has just
Speaker 1: kind of been broken out of this, like you know,
Speaker 1: he didn't even get broken. Yeah, he was in a
Speaker 1: mental hospital, but it was voluntary. But and then the
Speaker 1: doctor's like, why are you jumping out of the the window,
Speaker 1: And he's like, he didn't know that it's a voluntary
Speaker 1: hospital and he kind of needs this. So he's pretending
Speaker 1: to break out for Owen Wilson, who's going like cool, right,
Speaker 1: who he needs that? He needs that and the and
Speaker 1: the and they they do go on to like pull
Speaker 1: off like all these heists. Well they robbed um, they
Speaker 1: robbed Luke Wilson's house, and he takes the ear rings
Speaker 1: and he's like, you said, I told you just don't
Speaker 1: take the ear rings. I got this from my mom
Speaker 1: for a birthday. Yeah, it's just a good like it's
Speaker 1: a great loser, but lovable loser, but and it's friendly.
Speaker 1: His friend tries to take care from Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm realizing Owen Wilson does a lot of two handers,
Speaker 1: Like he's like a very he's like always Loki too well,
Speaker 1: I mean Loki like the Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Nights of
Speaker 1: it All, wedding crashers famously, Like it feels like Owen
Speaker 1: Wilson is great reacting. He's just always he's just yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he's there to underline what's what the reality is
Speaker 1: and what's going on. Yeah, I appreciate it to someone
Speaker 1: who's who's great in an ensemble or a team, you know,
Speaker 1: someone who can fade in but stand out, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, we know exactly and support and lived
Speaker 1: and be there for the others and doesn't need all
Speaker 1: the attention and like, let's other people shine. It's great.
Speaker 1: Cecily has her face all the way up to the cameras.
Speaker 1: Um no, I I remember, um so the wait Strangers
Speaker 1: with candy. This is this is iconic, gay Stephen Colbert.
Speaker 1: Strangers are candies My favorite thing ever and you certainly
Speaker 1: it is. I know it's like so boring to be
Speaker 1: like you couldn't do that show now you really couldn't,
Speaker 1: but maybe you could. I mean it's so funny though
Speaker 1: that like you maybe could you know what you could do.
Speaker 1: You could do like a fifteen minute show, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like you could get like they could
Speaker 1: do like AFT. We could sneak in there like the
Speaker 1: way like I think you should leave somehow snuck onto Netflix.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, this is the funniest
Speaker 1: thing ever, so funny that I almost can't believe it
Speaker 1: was made. I know, right, I think there is there
Speaker 1: is a really tiny sliver space where you could make
Speaker 1: it today because that is the character of Jerry Blank,
Speaker 1: that she is like offensive to everybody. But the problem
Speaker 1: is there's so many people who think, like that's what
Speaker 1: they do for comedy, and they're like it's this offensive
Speaker 1: deal with it. And you're like, but well, it's not funny.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't consider like Amy Sadares to be like edgy comano,
Speaker 1: you know, like I was, she was ever going. She's
Speaker 1: a classic clown exactly there it is. But I mean
Speaker 1: it is troubling to think like you could, like you
Speaker 1: couldn't have like a principal black man, the kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And there are there's just so many good lines with
Speaker 1: the supermodel in that episode. It's like I'm doctor sending
Speaker 1: something supermodel ten years ago modeling agent told me what
Speaker 1: my dreams are and you can too. And then when
Speaker 1: she takes the test to see what it's like, what's
Speaker 1: your favorite color lemon rest, she's lying it's your favorite animal, kitten.
Speaker 1: I mean the in the first scene of the second
Speaker 1: scene of the first episode, you have Stephen Colbert writing
Speaker 1: on the chigboard and don't make it bag yes and
Speaker 1: the other reason. And we don't know what exactly the
Speaker 1: Native Americans did to the buffalo, but it was something
Speaker 1: because they all committed suicide by jumping in front of
Speaker 1: the white man's bullets. You know, you know, I think
Speaker 1: that I hope you feel I'm gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: people have told me and that I haven't taken to hearts.
Speaker 1: As as she pours the more burgundy, you gotta like
Speaker 1: really understand, like how how wonderful you are on that
Speaker 1: show and on every show, but but but really on
Speaker 1: this show that is so tough to crack, like you
Speaker 1: really are are pretty incredible. Well that's very very sweet, Bowen.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think the world to you, and so
Speaker 1: I'll take that from you. I think it's I love
Speaker 1: it so much, and I you know, I was attached
Speaker 1: since two thousand and eighteen or whatever, and so I
Speaker 1: got a lot of time with the material and got
Speaker 1: to say, hey, can we lower the key of this song?
Speaker 1: But I think it's just since I loved it so much,
Speaker 1: it was you know, and you love so you'll be
Speaker 1: better at it. Ye yeah, yeah, I mean it's it
Speaker 1: really is like so special and there's something powerful about
Speaker 1: it being shot like one of those you know, Golden
Speaker 1: Age musicals. Um, did you ever meet Chris Katelly the choreographer? Can?
Speaker 1: I feel he is one of my favorite parts of
Speaker 1: this whole thing, and I feel like my favorite note
Speaker 1: I've ever gotten, and I think, like you'll appreciate this.
Speaker 1: And he was like when you just about how these
Speaker 1: old stars used to like flirt with the camera really
Speaker 1: because of these five shots, and it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: these women are doing these suits, but it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's turning out of the camera. And it was like
Speaker 1: an if you'll notice next time you watch it. Anytime
Speaker 1: I dip in that show, my head is out to
Speaker 1: the camera, and I think, just from now on, anytime
Speaker 1: I dip, I'm looking at a camera and I'm like,
Speaker 1: thank you, Chris Caatelly that's my favorite note I've ever gotten.
Speaker 1: And I thought we do that. We all don't know.
Speaker 1: If you just watched the Jimmy fallon something stupid sketch,
Speaker 1: I had a dip in my head to camera. This
Speaker 1: is one of those lifelong notes. Really, it really is.
Speaker 1: It's one of those. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I will say also like I had just had another
Speaker 1: light bulb moment, which is that Kristin China With played
Speaker 1: Velma von Tussle with Dove Cameron who was Amber and
Speaker 1: the thing, and also just watching christ and China With
Speaker 1: with dark hair playing this thing, and oh, yes I do.
Speaker 1: And I just feel like she's just giving you China
Speaker 1: With at such a high level. And my one friend
Speaker 1: text to me, he was like, channam With is a
Speaker 1: standout on this show. And I was like, well, imagine
Speaker 1: she wasn't, Like imagine China With came and we were like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: China wasn't landing in this musical theater show called June.
Speaker 1: She's so right, and I feel like she was like
Speaker 1: the first that I was actively like quoting because she
Speaker 1: does things like that, used to do that. She has
Speaker 1: another one she goes, okay, ab duct that's in a
Speaker 1: later episode, but just get ready for it, okay, And
Speaker 1: she's three ft six. She's three ft six and her
Speaker 1: hands are this bit one of our shortest icons. She is.
Speaker 1: And Alan singing that song in the second episode is
Speaker 1: so freaking funny. Are you That's so sweet? I mean
Speaker 1: I feel like I cried the whole thing anyway, in
Speaker 1: a good way. Good tears, good cries. And I will
Speaker 1: say this speaking of crying, Like the second episode, you
Speaker 1: are so good and you're giving us parts of Cecily
Speaker 1: that we've never seen, and that's what I love. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I like that scene. Spoiler alert, big big beat here
Speaker 1: so people can skip. But when you guys decide you're
Speaker 1: gonna be when you guys decide you're gonna break up temporarily,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I hope, um, but you are so good
Speaker 1: in that scene. I'm just like wow, Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just whenever, whenever, like my favorite people on SNL
Speaker 1: get like a like eighty with Shrill and like I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, when you guys see Vanessa in this show,
Speaker 1: Vanessa has a scene in the pilot. Vanessa has a
Speaker 1: scene in the pilot where I'm just like I wish.
Speaker 1: I literally in the scene, I'm like receiving the information.
Speaker 1: She's like telling it to me, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: was literally crying, and I was like, the camera isn't
Speaker 1: on me, but they're I'm giving good stuff, but I'm
Speaker 1: trying because she of her performance, like it's so funny
Speaker 1: and so good and so whenever you guys get a
Speaker 1: chance to show like another shade that isn't you guys
Speaker 1: being the best clowns, I'm always like, I just I
Speaker 1: get so excited, and like in watching this, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is so exciting the cheers of a clown as
Speaker 1: they say I think, I mean, I think all of
Speaker 1: us are very good criers. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know that I I haven't really been tested in
Speaker 1: that way. And I'm maintenance. I cried on high maintenance,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know. It wasn't like but it
Speaker 1: wasn't that kind of like I would eat my shoe.
Speaker 1: If you're not a good crier, I know you are
Speaker 1: because you feel things. He's a really good crier in
Speaker 1: real life, Like sometimes like something like Bowen in real life,
Speaker 1: when he cries, you can tell he's been trying to
Speaker 1: hold it back and then he cries and you're like no,
Speaker 1: like I was trying. I cried today to Bowen on FaceTime.
Speaker 1: I love to hear it. I'm a big crier. You
Speaker 1: gotta you have to get these cries out astrologically, what's
Speaker 1: your deal? Oh? Could you guess? Are you scorpio? Are
Speaker 1: you trust God? I'm I'm notorious? Areus? Okay? Got it?
Speaker 1: And this is that, this is the mystique, This is
Speaker 1: the intrigue that Cecily cultivates some va scorpio intrigue. I
Speaker 1: guess not at all. I'm in a fucking tide. This
Speaker 1: is aquarious, baby, And you would never guess what this
Speaker 1: all this blue around me on this blue shirt and
Speaker 1: the fact that I just said I wept earlier. But
Speaker 1: I am a Pisces rising faces cancer, Pisces in mercury
Speaker 1: as well. I'm the water all over. When you said no,
Speaker 1: I'm not a scorpio. I had to sort of shutter
Speaker 1: because you know who's one of the Scorpio kings is
Speaker 1: bon Yang. Well listen, my dad and my brother are
Speaker 1: both scorpios. I just I have no water in me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But and yet you are still You're still in touch
Speaker 1: with your your emotional center, your emotional but it is
Speaker 1: very much like it's an intellectual of well trying to
Speaker 1: understand my emotions. Yes, oh yeah, I relate to that.
Speaker 1: Definitely definitely relates as opposed to being like just help
Speaker 1: take take me away, which that's my hilarious impression of
Speaker 1: a water sign. You know, sometimes I'll be like, I
Speaker 1: can't I there's the water size of my life? Are
Speaker 1: being exhausting right now? Well, okay, I have I have
Speaker 1: a really basic question, which is in that scene where
Speaker 1: you guys have that have that break up, I mean,
Speaker 1: how many takes was that? How many takes did you
Speaker 1: do total? And did you save it for your coverage?
Speaker 1: Like what was that like? Now? I think I cried
Speaker 1: every take, every and both sides because and also I
Speaker 1: feel like when you when we were doing it, and
Speaker 1: the other thing is we didn't have to. We didn't
Speaker 1: do a lot of takes, which I really loved about Barry.
Speaker 1: He was kind of like if he got it, he
Speaker 1: got it, and he was like the director ever says
Speaker 1: to you, let's get one more. Just like that, He's like,
Speaker 1: they're wasting your time. I love this berry because and
Speaker 1: also they had to spend so much time setting up
Speaker 1: these shots and it's just like the amount of time
Speaker 1: that people put in and there's COVID and what so
Speaker 1: to not mess around with eight thousand takes, which was great,
Speaker 1: but I think also when you give something to the
Speaker 1: person that's on camera, then they give a better performance too.
Speaker 1: Always I feel like it's kind of crazy too, Like
Speaker 1: now almost everything that's coming out now like has been
Speaker 1: shot during COVID, Like it's it's weird to think that now,
Speaker 1: Like we used to think that was like a novelty, like, oh,
Speaker 1: was shot during COVID, Like they pulled it off. But
Speaker 1: now it's like everything that we're seeing now that has
Speaker 1: been shot during COVID was that that was? Was that
Speaker 1: shot at a time where that was very hard in
Speaker 1: the fall? Right? Yeah? I think it was just like
Speaker 1: every again, like everything else that was being done. Um,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like very different from SNL, I guess, but
Speaker 1: you know it's like you're being tested and but in
Speaker 1: Vancouver because they didn't have an break like us, so
Speaker 1: they would shut down if like testing couldn't keep up,
Speaker 1: like if you could if the test couldn't get done
Speaker 1: fast enough. This is the science why they say it.
Speaker 1: If the testing couldn't get done in the labs and
Speaker 1: that's so fast, she was saying, then they would shut
Speaker 1: you had to everybody had to shut down. So it
Speaker 1: was really like they weren't shutting down because of cases.
Speaker 1: They were shutting down because of testing. But we wound
Speaker 1: up like we got through the whole show and we
Speaker 1: didn't get shut down. We were really lucky. But I
Speaker 1: also think, like you make a commitment to each other,
Speaker 1: like we get to do this and we get to
Speaker 1: do musical theater especially, and we get to sing, and
Speaker 1: we get to kiss and dance and hug that. It's like,
Speaker 1: then don't go out to eat. It's fine. We can
Speaker 1: make this commitment for seven weeks because we get to work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's really fair. That's beautiful. So there's kissing more
Speaker 1: kissing in the show, so maybe there's a little bit
Speaker 1: more kissing. I can't wait to hear I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see you and Aaron's bate come out the other
Speaker 1: side of that tunnel. And I hope that they bang.
Speaker 1: I really hope they bang. We'll see, well, I guess
Speaker 1: you left tune in Friday July. There we go not
Speaker 1: everyone can do that high waisted thing, but he's really
Speaker 1: doing that high waisted thing. Yeah, he's like a little news.
Speaker 1: He's body that tight sort of musicals in a little news.
Speaker 1: He's cap too. Yeah yeah, but I will say I
Speaker 1: just want to and not to you know, blow when
Speaker 1: you think. But there's gonna be a high make meal
Speaker 1: that's going to be very I think, another exciting thing
Speaker 1: for an audience. There's gonna be what high make camal
Speaker 1: another hank in. There's another hunk. We're getting another hunk
Speaker 1: and we're getting Jane Wikowski. We're getting hunk of Jane
Speaker 1: Kirkhowsky comes on, Oh, hunk of talent. More like okay,
Speaker 1: the hun in everywhere. Yes, she does the splits behind me.
Speaker 1: It's like upside down and well you'll see she's amazing.
Speaker 1: Speaking of death drop and splits and talent. What are
Speaker 1: we thinking of All Star six? Because I know you're
Speaker 1: a super fan, right, Okay, what what was the last
Speaker 1: I had a very crazy week, But you know what
Speaker 1: it is. There's like some people, I'm like, okay, let's
Speaker 1: get through a couple of these. I'm actually liking ginger
Speaker 1: Mine a lot. I always like Acaria. Yeah, where are
Speaker 1: you guys said, what are you thinking? Yeah? I was
Speaker 1: disappointed with this last episode. I appreciate this season for
Speaker 1: making me like queens who I didn't have any opinion
Speaker 1: on before. I'm like, oh, like, I like that. I
Speaker 1: I am into Rajah. Yeah, I like that. I'm into
Speaker 1: definitely a better showing for Raja. Yeah much. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: like really fun. Also, I have to tell you like
Speaker 1: and this last episode spoiler alert if you haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: skip ahead, But Scarlett Envy got eliminated. And I've been
Speaker 1: liking Scarlett Envy. I like, I constantly feel like she
Speaker 1: kind of gets the short ends and I'm like, her
Speaker 1: drag is really good and I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: She stuck for everyone and one of those everyone's might
Speaker 1: be me, but that's but I say that with respect
Speaker 1: and go. And she's gorgeous and great at it as
Speaker 1: they are. And there's one other queen that is not
Speaker 1: for me, But I'm like, who cares about? I don't
Speaker 1: want to criticize these amazing queens, but I'll say it
Speaker 1: and I'll mouth it to you. This queen drives me nuts.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, my dad wanted me to sing First
Speaker 1: Friends and we beat me and that's why I can't
Speaker 1: do this choreography. And I've been like the only person
Speaker 1: I can say that is Michael Jackson. Yeah you you
Speaker 1: you were aghast. You you you you helped them with
Speaker 1: their roast. Oh I loved that episode. Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I helped much, but I was there? Did you?
Speaker 1: You were great? Wait? But what what season was that?
Speaker 1: That was All Starts for you were my favorite queen,
Speaker 1: But I did, and I didn't know, like I was
Speaker 1: doing All Stars, I didn't know that I was going
Speaker 1: to be seeing Mona and then I was like, well,
Speaker 1: this isn't fair because I'm going to of course I
Speaker 1: want you to win. Yeah, so you were like a
Speaker 1: mone fan from from back Oh big time. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: love money and saw her one woman show My birthday
Speaker 1: in New York was great. Right. You had my favorite
Speaker 1: guest judge introduction line, which was, well you look cute
Speaker 1: and then you rugos ex beastly strong. You look cute,
Speaker 1: and you said I don't get cute. I get dropped
Speaker 1: at garge as. That's very James, and it's very James
Speaker 1: Anderson reading on it. I was gonna say, how dare
Speaker 1: we talk about these queens without mentioning that pepper Mint
Speaker 1: is in the Friend of the Show, Friend of Us
Speaker 1: all friends. When she turned around, I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I didn't know Miss Peppermint was in this
Speaker 1: Misfortune Teller. It was a huge deal. And it was like,
Speaker 1: especially also because it is a love letter to Broadway,
Speaker 1: that it was like Peppermint made Broadway straight first, Yes,
Speaker 1: trans woman to originate a role, Yes, yes, yes, it
Speaker 1: had over heels and I'm it's so she's just like
Speaker 1: she makes history all the time and it's like no
Speaker 1: big deal to her and she's so funny and so amazing.
Speaker 1: Another Aquarius. And I hope that I'm like, if we
Speaker 1: get a season two, I hope that it's the world's
Speaker 1: less Covidy and like we get to have more of
Speaker 1: Peppermint because it was hard to get it was hard
Speaker 1: to fly people out, like oh, and you were supposed
Speaker 1: to be in the show, but we couldn't, you know,
Speaker 1: timing gut changed, sure, of course, and then Nest and
Speaker 1: all is happening I've heard, I mean, I don't know where.
Speaker 1: So so by the way, the show is co created
Speaker 1: by um Singlepaul and Ken Dario uh wonderful people, and
Speaker 1: when we when we closed the room, there were very
Speaker 1: interesting directions in which the show could go. Because you'll
Speaker 1: you'll see without spoiling anything, you know, it just it
Speaker 1: just the things are left in a very interesting place,
Speaker 1: not in a way that you would expect. Even now
Speaker 1: as an audience member, I'm very excited um for people
Speaker 1: to finish this season. I have a prediction. I have
Speaker 1: a prediction for what's going to happen. And I've only
Speaker 1: seen two episodes. And I didn't write in the room
Speaker 1: and wasn't to start our producer of the show. So
Speaker 1: and understand that I'm not, Oh, I wasn't a consulting producer.
Speaker 1: I was. I'm just like a fan. So readers, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just like you when I say this. The way
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna end is that it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like Jurassic World, and I think the characters from the
Speaker 1: show are going to creep into the real world. I
Speaker 1: really think that. Oh that's I think Chennawi is gonna
Speaker 1: I think the last shot is going to be Chennaw
Speaker 1: in like um A Gelson's and she's gonna be go
Speaker 1: walking through and she's gonna you know, She's gonna be
Speaker 1: walking to the Girlson's and then I'm like, ma'am, you
Speaker 1: need what is this? Yeah, she's gonna be in the
Speaker 1: Galson's an l a supermarket. You need to wear a mask,
Speaker 1: man co Covid is gonna be and she's like, I
Speaker 1: don't and that cut to black, and then you know
Speaker 1: Season two is gonna be like Drastic World where the
Speaker 1: where the where the dinosaurs sort of come into the
Speaker 1: worst beautiful. I thought that, did you ever see um
Speaker 1: Barbara streisand do that with Anne Hathaway and Daisy Ridley
Speaker 1: heard it? Yeah, So there's like a featurette that is
Speaker 1: like her coaching them and she it's so funny because
Speaker 1: she's just like giving the notes, like and she's like,
Speaker 1: watched Barbara's direct is I just I love it. I'm
Speaker 1: you have to watch the featurette of Barbara doing all
Speaker 1: those songs with people. You gotta absolutely Well, that's all
Speaker 1: I had to say about that, boh and anything on Barbara.
Speaker 1: We love Barbara. We love that she only does movies
Speaker 1: now where she is sitting down, sitting down, I want
Speaker 1: to be comfortable, Sudie and I saw one of my
Speaker 1: favorite memories of my life is when Sudy and I
Speaker 1: went to go see Barbara The Music, The Magic, The Memory,
Speaker 1: Barclay's and it was Barbara back in Brooklyn and we
Speaker 1: went and we were sitting all the way in the
Speaker 1: back and Sudie and I like, we were so excited.
Speaker 1: We love Barbara so much. I was raised on Barbara,
Speaker 1: like funny girl was on like every day in my house,
Speaker 1: so um, we're there, and she before every song, she
Speaker 1: had like an interlude that was like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: they told me that they label told me they wanted
Speaker 1: this picture for the cover of the album. And it's
Speaker 1: like a picture that's bad. And she's in the crowds
Speaker 1: like she goes, well, you know, I told them I
Speaker 1: wanted this picture and it's like the album and then
Speaker 1: everyone's like She's like, and you know what, did win
Speaker 1: the Grammy for the Best Album cover. So anyway, this
Speaker 1: is the way we were. And she would go in
Speaker 1: and sing and like kill it. She did Papa, can
Speaker 1: you hear Me? And it was like bracing ly good.
Speaker 1: It was insane. But before every musical number from Lentil,
Speaker 1: before every number, I'm not kidding, Sudi can verify every
Speaker 1: number there was a preamble that was someone told me
Speaker 1: they thought one thing, I told them another and I
Speaker 1: was right. And then she started to go off on politics.
Speaker 1: This is pre election, so she went off on politics,
Speaker 1: and one woman like behind us, was like, we don't
Speaker 1: want to hear this. We want to hear you sing,
Speaker 1: shut up, shut up, and we're like, what did you
Speaker 1: think was gonna happen? You came to a Barbera Stris
Speaker 1: and show in the year of Yeah, did Barbara's did
Speaker 1: she go Patty and go like? Who was that? She
Speaker 1: didn't hear it, But I'm happy she didn't because I
Speaker 1: think here it would have derailed the entire show. Barbara's
Speaker 1: shouting to the nose bleeds, who said who said that?
Speaker 1: Who said that? Who said? No? I want to talk,
Speaker 1: let's talk. Remember Manila lose on insane Barbara? Oh, that was?
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't it was? It was it was
Speaker 1: borderline something. We love Manilla? We do love Manila? Do
Speaker 1: we love Manila? I love Manilla. That's just like because
Speaker 1: I get Manila lose on a lot or you do.
Speaker 1: So it's more like I'm being It's like self like
Speaker 1: I like her because I'm loving myself. When I say
Speaker 1: that people tell you you're giving mania on what like
Speaker 1: that we look alike? No, I take I sort of.
Speaker 1: I think Manila is gorgeous. Yeah, I'm very happily take that.
Speaker 1: I just I don't see it for either of you. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I can't wait till my concert when I go. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, when a lot of people told me enough
Speaker 1: like Manila Luzon. But you know what I said, I
Speaker 1: think I do. Anyway, here's the way we were that
Speaker 1: I went on to be right people, Right, have you
Speaker 1: been dying to sing on a televised program that wasn't
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live because you can sort of like really
Speaker 1: pop off? Probably not? No, really, there's good safety to
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live kind of that. It's like because it's
Speaker 1: sketch comedy. It's always like we get to be charactery.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be good, you know how Like
Speaker 1: I have to get so drunk to do karaoke. I
Speaker 1: don't know karaoke because I feel this is gonna sound
Speaker 1: really obnoxious. But I don't like karaoke because I'm in
Speaker 1: pain afterwards, and I don't like to feel like I
Speaker 1: screamed and it's hard to sound. It's actually are to
Speaker 1: sound good. You do, You're like you never know what
Speaker 1: the key is gonna be, and you're like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is the weird part of the song. I don't totally
Speaker 1: know right right right. I've always like practicing beforehand and
Speaker 1: like that's not a fun night. What song do you
Speaker 1: think Bowen and I do every time we do karaoke
Speaker 1: and have the harmonies, m lock, What song do you
Speaker 1: think we do? Oh, that's tough. I don't think I
Speaker 1: know the answer to this itself. There's so like I
Speaker 1: just feel like that could be anything, because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of like, you know, it could be like always
Speaker 1: this wonder wall. It could you know, that would be
Speaker 1: like a confusing one. It could be a Cranberries. It
Speaker 1: could be take Me or leave Me. No, we've actually
Speaker 1: never done take merely Me, which is kind of shot.
Speaker 1: Never done take me. We do. We do let Me
Speaker 1: be Your Star from Smash, but it's not on karaoke.
Speaker 1: We've done it on a screen, on a screen with
Speaker 1: the words on it. How do you do it? We do.
Speaker 1: We've done a live we do it live with a
Speaker 1: piano and we know we're off book and we don't
Speaker 1: need No, you don't need the words. We don't needed
Speaker 1: the words. Do you understand? Who do you think Katherine McPhee?
Speaker 1: And who do you think is the Megan healthy? This
Speaker 1: is an easy question. I would say, Bowen, is Megan healthy? Yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm Katherine. I'm sort of Catherine in my mix at
Speaker 1: the top, and then Bowen comes in with actually, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: And I still talk to my dog like you wanted
Speaker 1: to talk to him? Are you ready for dinner? My love? Hello,
Speaker 1: my love? Do you miss feel? I feel bad for her?
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh good evening, my love? Would you
Speaker 1: like my love? She's I felt so bad for her
Speaker 1: because I feel like the limes really kind of well
Speaker 1: limes and Akayolanda Harded syndrome. It's kind of like Luke
Speaker 1: Garrig's disease. If I ever do get lines, I don't
Speaker 1: have lines. I have Yolanda had dude syndrome. Like that's
Speaker 1: that's that's how I how I'll tell people. Did people say,
Speaker 1: because I didn't watch Beverly Hills before this season, did
Speaker 1: she have Munchhausen's No. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but there
Speaker 1: wasn't there. But Lisa Rinna heard she got a text
Speaker 1: on a friend and while they were in Dubai and
Speaker 1: she was in like a black turban and they talked
Speaker 1: it out. Though I just had a friend. I just
Speaker 1: my friend told me much. I got a text. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it means. And they were all in
Speaker 1: turbans in Dubai talking about and that's why we love
Speaker 1: that show. Beverly Hills is great. And also Beverly Hills
Speaker 1: is great in New York. When it's great is great.
Speaker 1: And Potomac is always killing it. I've I've like, I'm
Speaker 1: so late on Potomac and it did so much for me.
Speaker 1: I loved it so much. I just got into it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like very ready now for this new season.
Speaker 1: We're only two episodes into this new season and I
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's I think it's interesting so far.
Speaker 1: I don't think it'll it'll quite reach that like ugliness
Speaker 1: as last season, which kind of didn't love. I didn't
Speaker 1: love the ugliness for I didn't love it either, but
Speaker 1: it did fuel the second half in a way that
Speaker 1: felt interesting. I was like, well, I'm watching, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm Keen in every single moment. Now. Yeah, Bowen was
Speaker 1: on Watch What Happens Live with MONI with mon So
Speaker 1: that was like yeah, like during the thick of it,
Speaker 1: it was like this, it was like the episode. It
Speaker 1: was the episode after that that like Barnyard, like like
Speaker 1: fight and I was just like the wine Barnyard, the
Speaker 1: wine barn. Uh. Well, I was like, you know, I
Speaker 1: support human. I didn't. I didn't say I support you Monique,
Speaker 1: but like but like they like threw it over to me.
Speaker 1: They were like, but what do you have to do? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: They're like, what do you have to say about all
Speaker 1: the Potoma stuff? I was like, I just hope there's
Speaker 1: space for radical you know, compassion. And you said fuck
Speaker 1: Ramona Singer, that white supremacist. Yeah, well there's what you said.
Speaker 1: I hope she dies, I said, I hope she dies alone.
Speaker 1: I said, I said, she's a white supremacistaid she dies alone. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die alone. But I hope I look fabulous
Speaker 1: doing it. I want someone to hold me. You're a
Speaker 1: really cute guy. What did you guy? You are? You
Speaker 1: guys are really cutute guy? So humiliated, You're like, how
Speaker 1: is this happen? My fifty best girlfriends and two hot
Speaker 1: guys coming up? Said? I just said by to my
Speaker 1: fifty best girlfriend. You're not one of them, big deal,
Speaker 1: you're not one of them. You're embarrassing me in front
Speaker 1: of guys. You're because you're vagina is out. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk like that, okay, because that is not
Speaker 1: what That's what sexy. Okay, sexy is you know, tickling
Speaker 1: with a little feather? Okay, okay, anything nasty because now
Speaker 1: you're being nasty. Okay? And oh my god, Porthsonia and
Speaker 1: her thing about guard do you remember what she called someone? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't talk to you because I need to know
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts? What are your thoughts on the
Speaker 1: rumors that Bethany may return. I loved Bethany. I gotta
Speaker 1: say it. And you know why I loved Bethany because
Speaker 1: nobody burned Ramona Singer like Bethany Frankel and I could
Speaker 1: watch that all day every day. You don't support other women.
Speaker 1: And then like the waiter would come over and remontedness
Speaker 1: and Bethany be like, what is this? Well, now she's
Speaker 1: just telling her life. I guess we're doing this now
Speaker 1: because it's some weirdo talking telling her. He was always
Speaker 1: like just out of nowhere. She would just and Ramona
Speaker 1: was like, Bethany, I don't and it was just like
Speaker 1: Bethany burns Ramona, so well, yeah, I don't like Bethany.
Speaker 1: I think she's chaotic, evil, but I will say she
Speaker 1: is unfortunately a star and funny. And when I was
Speaker 1: recently my friend Patrick is really is watching was watching
Speaker 1: New York from the beginning and it's it's the season
Speaker 1: two reunion when they're like ganging up on Kelly Ben
Speaker 1: Simone and they're like, you can't talk to It's like
Speaker 1: talking about Humpty dumpty. Funny. And my other favorite moment
Speaker 1: is when she puts on that tiny little bikini to
Speaker 1: tell Luanne about Tom. Oh my god. So I've heard
Speaker 1: something about Tom. Tell me it's not about Tom. Oh God.
Speaker 1: And then she goes it's like, question Mark, I just
Speaker 1: heard a rumor about you. Period that was like I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe her life fell apart in slow motion for
Speaker 1: so long. I can't believe. But she looks so great
Speaker 1: and I almost like that the price that she paid
Speaker 1: to some which her life is crazy and she but
Speaker 1: she looks so good, so good. But isn't it isn't
Speaker 1: that Ramona's deal with the wa They're like, don't you
Speaker 1: want their doctors? Yeah, I mean they all look incredible.
Speaker 1: I mean they all do right, they all there's bones,
Speaker 1: structures and bodies that I don't have access to, but
Speaker 1: the doctor I want to know because I think they
Speaker 1: look so good. Yeah. You know. It's like I said, like,
Speaker 1: whenever I'm home and I've been home a couple of
Speaker 1: times UM recently, and I make my mother watch Housewives
Speaker 1: with me and she doesn't naturally like it. So every
Speaker 1: time I put it on UM, she always comments like, wow,
Speaker 1: that one's had a lot of work done. Look at
Speaker 1: the work on that one. Wow, they've all had so
Speaker 1: much work done. And I'm like, mom, we're post this like, yes,
Speaker 1: this is the this is the way they look. We're posted.
Speaker 1: We we can't comment. I was like, I can't write.
Speaker 1: Marais and she's got botox and she goes, she goes
Speaker 1: these women they have too much work done. I'm like, Mom,
Speaker 1: this is just this is what it is. And then
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know, I just don't like it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, but like twenty five year olds
Speaker 1: like have botox now, and don't you look like somehow
Speaker 1: they look different, like everybody looks the same when they
Speaker 1: get work done to a certain level and they just
Speaker 1: look like themselves. They look great. I don't anything something.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's good. I don't know because I'm always like guys.
Speaker 1: I tried electorallysis five years ago once, so I don't
Speaker 1: know what anything good. You know. That's like as like
Speaker 1: crazy as I get. I used to Chris White strip everyone.
Speaker 1: I think I'm not, but you you look you have
Speaker 1: great teeth. Good teeth too when you do the crest
Speaker 1: White strips. I haven't in years. I think you should.
Speaker 1: I think we're serving face. You should Accordion style and
Speaker 1: we're serving face. Did we all watch Legendary? Oh my
Speaker 1: god face? I mean, wait, what was her name? Shannon? Shannon,
Speaker 1: Shannon mother Shannon? Oh my god? Wait, Matt has to
Speaker 1: Matt has to watch Legendary. Are you not watching Legendary? No? No,
Speaker 1: I watched season one and then I've held I haven't.
Speaker 1: I've been to you. It's really more. I want to
Speaker 1: watch it all in the block right now. I have
Speaker 1: to watch all these Kiana Reeves movies. Um to the
Speaker 1: episode of the Kiana thing I'm doing on HBO Max
Speaker 1: Movie podcast streaming now. Presented by a heart video. Thank you, Max,
Speaker 1: You're so good. You're so good solo, Matt, you're really
Speaker 1: listen to you. I listened to the beginning. I haven't
Speaker 1: listened to the whole thing, but so good and so
Speaker 1: so funny. I don't thank you for listening to it anyway,
Speaker 1: It's been cute. Um, But anyway, I'm gonna listen to it.
Speaker 1: I just you guys both need to come on. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have you both on, um and that'll be a
Speaker 1: fun bring us on to talk about. You should convince
Speaker 1: HBO Max to have Yentel on the platform and then
Speaker 1: we'll both come on and talk about yentle Yes, I
Speaker 1: have to see what movies are coming up and pick
Speaker 1: one for each of you. Um. And also, I just
Speaker 1: feel like there's just so much, Like I want to
Speaker 1: watch Loki, I want to watch Legendary Bons yelling, yelling
Speaker 1: at because I still haven't watched Watchman. Like, there's so
Speaker 1: much I want to watch this on White Orchid or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like my new Mike White show, White Lotus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard, It's unbelievable. There's so much. Yeah, you've got it,
Speaker 1: You've got great. Jennifer Coolidge work, Great Britain work. Steve, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hello God. For a second, Stevenson, I mixed with Ian's
Speaker 1: do you say zeer Ring or sign ring or said either?
Speaker 1: Never said either. The second I was like, Wow, Bowen
Speaker 1: is a real fan of Ian zeer Ring, but clearly
Speaker 1: you're not. Natasha Rothwell is in it. Natasha, come on
Speaker 1: the Queen and talk about someone who's over due to Bowen.
Speaker 1: We need to get Natasha on next week. We should
Speaker 1: ask you for next week. Did one of the best
Speaker 1: comedic monologues I've ever seen at u c B where
Speaker 1: she played a flight attendant and anyway, watch it, just
Speaker 1: search it Natosha ross Ball UCB flight attendant monologue. She's
Speaker 1: so fucking good and not not obviously she's done bigger
Speaker 1: things than that UCB monologue, but like, yeah, anyway, I
Speaker 1: think it's time to move to I Don't Think So Honey.
Speaker 1: So I think we've sort of moved to that episode
Speaker 1: of at that point in the episode where we do
Speaker 1: I Don't Think So Honey, which is a sixty second
Speaker 1: segment that we have here on Lost Cultures. That's, by
Speaker 1: the way, my head just sort of rent running over
Speaker 1: look at the speedo. I got sent today. Oh you right,
Speaker 1: it's it's from Homo homoke. Um it says yeah the
Speaker 1: Homoco anyway that said it to me and my my, my,
Speaker 1: my hand ran over it and so I just had
Speaker 1: to show it. Um. That wasn't product placement, just it
Speaker 1: was literally right here. Um. Okay, So this is a
Speaker 1: sixty second segment where we absolutely pop the f off
Speaker 1: sorry on an item of culture or anything in the
Speaker 1: world really that we just feel like dressing absolutely down.
Speaker 1: And it's done in every single episode of Lost College,
Speaker 1: and this eppisode will be no exception. So bowen, I
Speaker 1: do have something. Okay, this is Matt Rodgers. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: The seat covers for toilets, thanks, but no thanks. It's
Speaker 1: made of ship fabric. Like what is this? It's like
Speaker 1: it's like the consistency of half a piece of toilet paper.
Speaker 1: And then you have to negotiate it. You have to
Speaker 1: cut out the middle part so you can lay it
Speaker 1: down over a seat. So you don't like fucking, I
Speaker 1: don't know, get a little bit of piss on your
Speaker 1: ass skin, Get grow up. If you're a gay man,
Speaker 1: who eats ass. You can sit down bear ass on
Speaker 1: a goddamn toilet. I'm over it also, not for nothing.
Speaker 1: But if I don't want to have that little piece
Speaker 1: of piss on my ass, what you do is you
Speaker 1: take the toilet paper and you you do just so
Speaker 1: you get it off, or do what I do. Just
Speaker 1: take four strips of toilet paper and creatively put it
Speaker 1: on the seat. It's also gonna be better than that fat,
Speaker 1: stupid ship that they put on there. Also, while i'm
Speaker 1: at it, automatic toilet flushers, thanks for nothings. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it myself. I don't need to have you in
Speaker 1: my head. Afy, what do I leave the bathroom? And
Speaker 1: then I'm concerned that you don't flush. I know there's
Speaker 1: a button, but you can't always find it. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. And that's one minute I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to just I'm gonna have to disagree with you on
Speaker 1: this one baby. At the gym, at the airport, at
Speaker 1: all these places. I'm like the airport, it's important place, Mama.
Speaker 1: So you what you do is you take four pieces
Speaker 1: of toilet paper and do it on the seat. Because
Speaker 1: you can't negotiate with these toilet seat covers. Keep unnegotiable.
Speaker 1: You have nonegotiable extra half second to align, Mom, sweetie, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is work, darling deer. You can take those covers,
Speaker 1: darling dear, and you can blot them on your face
Speaker 1: if you want to get the shine off to those
Speaker 1: absorbable well. I'm not very shiny ever, hun because I
Speaker 1: put sunscreen on every day, so I make sure that
Speaker 1: well made enough for you. Blotch bitch. All I'm saying
Speaker 1: is you have to do so much business to get
Speaker 1: the toilet sea cover on the toilet bowl seat. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm sorry, but need the toilet. What
Speaker 1: I've done to start the toilet flush when it starts?
Speaker 1: Because see and I'm like, now what is my body? Gen?
Speaker 1: What movement has happened? Your concerned? And you know these
Speaker 1: toilets I'm talking about the white toilets white And they're like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: I guess I thought you were done because most people
Speaker 1: will be done right now. You're like, I'm peeing, Get
Speaker 1: over it. They flush so aggressively to They're like the
Speaker 1: ones that go and send the water. You get the splashback.
Speaker 1: And I hate that when you have the water from
Speaker 1: the toilet bowl, from the flush, the aggressive flush hit
Speaker 1: your but and then you have to like deal with that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, get out. It's like a hard enough thing
Speaker 1: to ship at all, and now you're gonna make it
Speaker 1: this much difficult. I don't think so, honey. And if
Speaker 1: I'm in a public restroom at a gym or an
Speaker 1: airport and I have to ship, I don't have time
Speaker 1: to do the toilet bowl cover. It's an emergency because
Speaker 1: right we're not choosing to go number two in public
Speaker 1: if we can help. Never once in my life. I
Speaker 1: literally I don't I don't know what it is, but
Speaker 1: like I would rather I'd rather die. I'd rather die
Speaker 1: than like than like go to the bathroom in a
Speaker 1: public place, Like no, that's sacred. That's what my toileboles
Speaker 1: at home is for. And I just like it's like
Speaker 1: everything about it. It's like that's the crack in the
Speaker 1: stall door that is wide, Like are you kidding? Like anyone,
Speaker 1: any any goose and gander could could like look in
Speaker 1: here and see me in the throws. And now I'm
Speaker 1: like thinking about that. The toilet sea cover is constantly
Speaker 1: sliding off. It's an untrustworthy lock for sure, untrustworthy lock. Also,
Speaker 1: the toilet sea covers like are not wide enough to
Speaker 1: cover the whole seat, so it's like just like it's
Speaker 1: like you're not aligning it. This is I also have
Speaker 1: a huge fatass, so it's like it's not working. Wait,
Speaker 1: get a screenshot of this. It's gonna be the episode thing.
Speaker 1: Did they get it? They're fired. If they didn't, they're fired. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: trying to save your job, We got it. Now, bowen
Speaker 1: Yang is gonna pop off. So you just stargree with
Speaker 1: mine and I will see if I disagree with yours.
Speaker 1: This in essence is boen Yang's. I don't think so Honey,
Speaker 1: her time starts now. I don't think so Honey's. Secs
Speaker 1: Pizzas closing down, going out of business right as marijuana
Speaker 1: legalization is really starting to take off in this country.
Speaker 1: It is the ultimate quintessential stoner chain restaurant. And yet
Speaker 1: I'm in Cleveland, Ohio, the land that you would would
Speaker 1: of the free you would think, the land of the
Speaker 1: SEC's pizzas you would think. And I brought some exquisite
Speaker 1: edibles with me on my trip here, and I thought,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pop one of these to get an uber.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to a Cecy's Pizza and eat alone
Speaker 1: because I'm willing to go on that journey for myself.
Speaker 1: I don't care who sees me. I am going to
Speaker 1: the CC's pizza alone and yet not a say. I
Speaker 1: open up Google Maps, I type in Cecy's Pizza into
Speaker 1: the into the search bar. All of them pop up
Speaker 1: on my map. They say permanently closed. We have this
Speaker 1: is I don't think so honey to society for letting
Speaker 1: Cecy's Pizza fail right as marijuana legalization is about to
Speaker 1: be a popular phenomenon in this country, and I think
Speaker 1: it's terrible timing. It's say, it's diabolical timing. Does feel
Speaker 1: like that's on us? Yeah, it is on us. And
Speaker 1: one plus, I feel so bummed for you. I'm so
Speaker 1: I devast blessed you. I felt like, you know, we're
Speaker 1: going through Bowen's problems, but you still can bless ye always.
Speaker 1: He will always bless me. Culture number number he will
Speaker 1: always are we talking about our God? Depends depends on
Speaker 1: your some cultures the internet corner of the Internet, you
Speaker 1: know that's I really just wanted to really put that
Speaker 1: out in the conversations. Cecy's pizzas were really an important
Speaker 1: part of the fabric of chain restaurants in this country,
Speaker 1: and the fact that they're gone means that, you know,
Speaker 1: we're deprived. We were like finally, yeah me, yes, hod
Speaker 1: is legal. And what happened to Cecy's. It's so shitty too.
Speaker 1: You know that everyone at CC's is just like so
Speaker 1: vomited because they were about to make huge money, I know,
Speaker 1: and then they were about to go. Okay, Cecily, are
Speaker 1: you ready for and I don't think so, honey. Oh sure, okay,
Speaker 1: I it And I just apologized in advance. No, don't
Speaker 1: do that will be mine is me. Guys know this
Speaker 1: is Cicely Strong. I don't think so, honey. Her time
Speaker 1: starts and now okay, I don't think so honey. Wood Chucks, Okay,
Speaker 1: I am China. My little fat ass is trying to
Speaker 1: grow vegetables in my garden and these motherfucker's and I
Speaker 1: am like a zen Buddhist and I can't kill anything.
Speaker 1: And these motherfucking woodchucks. I looked out of my window
Speaker 1: the other day and six of them are living in
Speaker 1: a hole. They have like the Montreal Underground mall outside
Speaker 1: of my house. I have had to borrow, not borrow,
Speaker 1: I've taken used cat litter and ground up blood. It's
Speaker 1: like this powder that you have to spread. I am
Speaker 1: on like farming blogs to try to understand how to
Speaker 1: deal with these motherfucking woodchucks. And I was out there
Speaker 1: in like flip flops holding a big the other day
Speaker 1: my dog the baby wood chuck. It was the worst day,
Speaker 1: and I was going, Lucy no, Lucy no, And these
Speaker 1: motherfucking wood chucks ate my broccoli, they my lettuce, They
Speaker 1: and my little fat ass is trying to grow my
Speaker 1: vegetables in the Hudson Valley mess one minute. The other
Speaker 1: day this is awful. Well we got the other day twice.
Speaker 1: The other day my little fucking ass or whatever. My
Speaker 1: little fat ass is trying to grow little that sucks
Speaker 1: man motherfucker's and they look so cute, but they just
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you let Lucy fight them? Because I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't see my dog kill and I can't see
Speaker 1: my dog get beaten up by a baby. What if
Speaker 1: she what if she wants to kill though I can't
Speaker 1: have that. It'll change our relationship it's too late in
Speaker 1: the game when a dog kills or when a dog
Speaker 1: like when a dog like does something even on Kouth,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't don't like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: on my friend's bed on Thanksgiving once, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I was like looking at her and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are as I walked
Speaker 1: in on it, I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 1: Who you are she's shipping and pissing. It was like
Speaker 1: because she was like shoving off to their pug Banjie.
Speaker 1: It was like the two little girls going off to
Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes. It was like two little dogs. And my
Speaker 1: dog was like, I want to see something really bad.
Speaker 1: I'll poop and pee on their bed and motherfucking chaos demon.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, and I was like I have to
Speaker 1: go take a walk around the block because then I
Speaker 1: broke a wine glass and it was like, forget it, Lucy,
Speaker 1: and I've ruined everything. We've ruined. Thanks. You know, what
Speaker 1: are we gonna do about these woodchhogs. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure that out. We got to help reader. If you,
Speaker 1: if you have any suggestions, please send them our away. Well,
Speaker 1: and I know about Kitty litter, and I have the
Speaker 1: all the the ground up blood. It's blood, isn't that gross?
Speaker 1: I mean so it's like you have to make your
Speaker 1: whole home stink in order to deal with wood checks.
Speaker 1: And that stinks to me. You said Montreal Underground mall,
Speaker 1: and I got the full picture, really exactly, an empty
Speaker 1: and I also have now I have like six little spikes.
Speaker 1: So anytime you walk around my house, you always are
Speaker 1: like hey, because they're supposed to be like sonar, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Nothing works, nothing works. And they're really they're
Speaker 1: really killing the garden. Yes, when they get in, I
Speaker 1: mean they they eat it all. What are you trying
Speaker 1: to grow? I'm trying to grow broccoli. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: go broccoli. I'm trying to go sunflowers, cucumbers, tomatoes, roma, tomatoes.
Speaker 1: I'm growing cosmos. I'm growing like the Harry Hamlin of
Speaker 1: the Hudson Valley. I am very much Harry Hamlin. I
Speaker 1: don't have the pool because we don't have the fire problems.
Speaker 1: Remember the little fire pool. But I felt like I
Speaker 1: got it. I understood. Harry Hamlin. Yeah, yeah, you really do,
Speaker 1: you really do well, Cecily. This is a new I
Speaker 1: don't think I've heard you talk about gardening before. This
Speaker 1: is a wonderful new I'm not a good gardener. And
Speaker 1: that's the other thing is like whenever people come over
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, let me, I can teach you
Speaker 1: how to do this, and I'm like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's it's like, that's like, would you say that to
Speaker 1: an eight year old with a science kit. You wouldn't like,
Speaker 1: say you're doing chemistry wrong. Let them explore. Yeah, that's true,
Speaker 1: that's true. Well, well, okay, okay, okay. I like that.
Speaker 1: I like gardening as a gardening as a thing you find.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, it doesn't look good, but every now
Speaker 1: and then I get to I've eaten some of my
Speaker 1: lettuce so far in basil tomatoes. It really tastes better
Speaker 1: because because of national effect. Yeah, and some days it
Speaker 1: was like, you know, dinners all, you got some days
Speaker 1: dinners all. It's a real culture number forty eight some days.
Speaker 1: Some days in there, COVID really bummed me out today.
Speaker 1: So I'm just kind of I'm counting on dinner to
Speaker 1: make up for don't. I don't. I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: a little I'm a little bummed all over again. I
Speaker 1: really I meant. I didn't actually mean today. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I meant that as like that's when I want dinner. No, No,
Speaker 1: let's not even think about it. We're okay, We're fine.
Speaker 1: I'm here in a county and I love my mask.
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep vaccinating peeps, you know, yeah, right, all right,
Speaker 1: let's say and on that hopeful note, on that hopeful
Speaker 1: note as we look to the future. As we look
Speaker 1: to the future, a vaccinated safe America. Yes, wow, should
Speaker 1: think of China with what I'm thinking is going to happen.
Speaker 1: This again is another one of my predictions, as not
Speaker 1: a consulting producer or even the star producer of the show.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna see kristin China with sort of
Speaker 1: throw off all the dark clothes and she's going to
Speaker 1: be bright. I think she's going to have a big
Speaker 1: number where she gives her classic like that whole thing,
Speaker 1: and I think I think it might happen. I'm shaking
Speaker 1: my little shoulders. Everything was beautiful ends gilt. You laugh,
Speaker 1: because it would be good. It would be great. That's
Speaker 1: a great idea. And as a consulting producer on the show, Yeah,
Speaker 1: something I think about okay, Well, everyone, please watching an
Speaker 1: Apple TV Plus and please read the book. This will
Speaker 1: all be over soon, and come mean us in Great Barrington.
Speaker 1: My don't chock um meeting the fans. We love me,
Speaker 1: and and please watch Saturday Night Live when it comes back.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll both be on it, maybe one of us
Speaker 1: will be, maybe neither of us will be. Who we're
Speaker 1: gonna who knows what the future may hold, but I
Speaker 1: won't be on it. Everyone, you'll be crying on Vanessa's show.
Speaker 1: I know. I hope I get it. I'm very excited
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, you should ask the writer's room for that.
Speaker 1: I know when I go into visit the writers, I'll
Speaker 1: be like, so I really think I should cry when
Speaker 1: I go in to visit the writer's time on the
Speaker 1: show kind of going when I stay high. They yes,
Speaker 1: it's good, you know. Sure, I guess. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: not invited in there yet, so I guess I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I would like to come Nassa Jeremy let me
Speaker 1: know him around anyways. Um, God, damn it. You are
Speaker 1: the best. And this was literally something that we've waited
Speaker 1: for for a very long time, and we're so excited
Speaker 1: for you. The show. The show is so good at
Speaker 1: plural because you're so great on SNL. As we know
Speaker 1: Alla John and Shmika. Dune is we love and I
Speaker 1: Am coming to that fucking um you. We're giving you
Speaker 1: a copy. Good yes, good yeah good, well this was huge, Bowen.
Speaker 1: We end every episode with a song Smith good Dune
Speaker 1: where the sun shines right from July Dune June for
Speaker 1: the rest of that song. You gotta watch dude, streaming
Speaker 1: now on Apple TV Plots. Bye Bye,