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Speaker 1: You are listening to the voice one and only Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show. Come on, y'all. I said

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Speaker 1: that a little bit wrong this morning, but I'm tired.

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Speaker 1: I just came out the gym. I'm a little out

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Speaker 1: But let me tell you something, man, I got a

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Speaker 1: clear cut message for you today. I really do you know.

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Speaker 1: As I've gotten older, I've began to take some supplements.

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Speaker 1: And supplements are to help your body in things that

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Speaker 1: it doesn't produce as much as it used to. Supplements

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Speaker 1: are designed to help you replenish what's been depleted in

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Speaker 1: your body. As supplements now now are people, I can

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Speaker 1: lot more knowledgeable on this subject, but just giving you

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Speaker 1: a just a brief overview of minderstanding of now. If

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Speaker 1: necessary for most of us now. Also, if you've been

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Speaker 1: living your life for a while spiritually, you may need

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Speaker 1: You don't got woe down a little bit, You're tied

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Speaker 1: some people around you, ain't changing. Some people around you draining.

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Speaker 1: It's just life just keeps on coming. Life don't ever

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Speaker 1: You continue to lose loved ones, you continue to have

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Speaker 1: time you become experienced and you can handle them better.

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Speaker 1: But life don't get no easier. But spiritually you get

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Speaker 1: a little bit worn down. Well, you need some spiritual

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Speaker 1: supplements too. And I'm just gonna flat out tell you,

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Speaker 1: the more God that you can replenish yourself with, the

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Speaker 1: put into your spiritual self, the possibilities then become limitless.

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Speaker 1: You actually have the ability to make a conscious decision

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Speaker 1: to supplement your body, and you have a conscious decision

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Speaker 1: to supplement your spirit. You can do both. So what

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Speaker 1: I did was I could just tell you what I did.

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Speaker 1: I was taking all these supplements. I started taking supplements

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Speaker 1: where I was about forty five. I think that's when

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Speaker 1: then spiritually, man, I started supplementing myself too. I started

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Speaker 1: just try to make sense of all of it, you know,

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Speaker 1: A matter of fact, get on the right path, find

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Speaker 1: peace and a calmness. You know, it used to be, man,

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Speaker 1: I used to fight so hard against people who attack. Now, man,

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Speaker 1: That's Isaiah fifty four seventeen. That's that's that's. Any weapon

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Speaker 1: And then if you have known this but kind of

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Speaker 1: you gotta start juicing all your greens. You gotta start

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Speaker 1: the human body has always had a way to repair

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Speaker 1: It's the only way I can maintain at this level,

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Speaker 1: I got to talk to God a little bit more.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, If you do that, if you

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you that's real. Okay, you're listening to ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, it is here. Steve Harvey Morning Show welcome

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Speaker 1: to twenty twenty two. Y'all. You know what I decided

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Speaker 1: Watch what I say, Ladies and gentlemen. I invite you

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Speaker 1: is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Charley Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi, Monica,

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Speaker 1: that damn Junior Jay, Anthony Brown and nephew Tommy we's

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Speaker 1: all Hill. Welcome to the ride, Junior Whuard. Yeah, let

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Speaker 1: We're back. The group is back together. We're going back

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Speaker 1: We just started our first few shows. I'm going back out.

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Speaker 1: I'm willing shut up, Tommy, I'm in the group now.

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Speaker 1: a bunch of professionals. They're gonna finish them, Jodac. It's

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Speaker 1: Wilson and New Edition will be having secret meetings. I'll

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Speaker 1: Wilson and New Edition will be holding secret meet and

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Speaker 1: duney two minutes after the hour, the nephew will be

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Speaker 1: here to run that frank back right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: What you got a wedding with Butcher, Yeah, a wedding. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to reach Alan. Hey,

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Speaker 1: y'all how you doing this butcher man? But yeah, you was.

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Speaker 1: You was at the cookout the other day with the family.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm Christian's cousin. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all

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Speaker 1: you you ready for that? Yeah? Okay, Well, hey man,

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Speaker 1: I got a little bit of a problem that you

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Speaker 1: you know, because the family got together and had a

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Speaker 1: I know, I know you're excited to want to marry

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Speaker 1: mean right now we've fend the like we've been to

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about calling the wind off? Let's see,

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Speaker 1: you know, everybody, thank you cool and I and uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, we're real real passionate man about you know,

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Speaker 1: I say, this is what the family doesn't decided on.

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Speaker 1: What the family decided on. Okay, you see this one.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Dana in Fort Lauderdale says, I'm a

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Speaker 1: an alternative alternate CARLM. Globetrotter. Alternate CARLM. Globetrotter. Years ago

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Speaker 1: Christmas Day, he bet one hundred dollars on a dunking contest.

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Speaker 1: Why man you over there anyway when y're out of town?

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Speaker 1: What is these agreements y'all keep having that ain't legal?

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Speaker 1: What's all the legal ass non binding agreements y'all keep making.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to cross that line. She just wants

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Speaker 1: You in the mud? How much mud you here? Don't matter?

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Speaker 1: for eight years and my wife cheated on me with

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Speaker 1: her ex husband. I spoke with her ex husband and

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Speaker 1: my wife and I went to counseling. I was out

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Speaker 1: of the home for a few months, and I just

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Speaker 1: moved back in My wife recently found out that her

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Speaker 1: ex blocked her calls and her social media accounts, and

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00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: she was very angry. Is this a sound? Is this

427
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Speaker 1: a sign that I'm wasting my time? No, we'll back up,

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00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: sick up. This is a sign that you're wasting your time.

429
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Speaker 1: You lost me when you said I spoke with him. Yeah,

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00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: not this to waste the time. To me, she cheated

431
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Speaker 1: with her ex husband. I spoke with him, spoke. Black

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00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: people don't spoke. Black people don't spoke. Spoke. The hell

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00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 1: is you're talking about s p old king. You spoke

434
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Speaker 1: to him, but you stupid we high back. Don't ask

435
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 1: me for no damn advice by her being mad because

436
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: he blocked up. Man, you you would meet two different dudes.

437
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: We're not going to counsel. I'm married to you. You're

438
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: gonna sleep with your ex husb See, then call your

439
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,959
Speaker 1: ass over there to him and see if you can

440
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: get the same thing you getting over here. But when

441
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: I see him, uh huh, spoke will not be the

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00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: description of what happened. I spoke, All right, cello, coming

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Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This month

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Speaker 1: of January is a big month of celebrations for us

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Speaker 1: here on this show. In addition to the annual national

447
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: holiday in celebration of doctor Martin Luther King Junior's birthday,

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00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: we have a lot of birthdays to celebrate this month.

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Speaker 1: This Sunday, January ninth, it's my husband Nesto's birthday, so

450
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Speaker 1: it is it is right now. It's also our wedding anniversary.

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00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: You don't know how many did did you just count

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Speaker 1: on your face? Right? Key? Okay? Wow, it's so happy anniversary.

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00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: How many years, right, Carlo? Seven years? How many years?

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00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: Asked me? Because I walked you down the aisle? Yeah

455
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: it was seven right, seven years ago? Seven? Okay, sure,

456
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's seven right? Seven right? Is that what

457
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: you just said? Right? Carlo? Though, like I'm in the man,

458
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: I was there at the wedding. Jemmy, you gotta you

459
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: gotta say happy birthday. As we move on to your

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Speaker 1: beautiful wife, Jackie, Jackie Miles, baby Lemonade. Sunday, January ninth,

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Speaker 1: that's my baby. It's her birthday. Got a got a

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Speaker 1: brunch for birthday brunch, and lord, I still gotta found

463
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: a present. You know this this this close to right

464
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: after Christmas, by being right after Christmas January babies, don't

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Speaker 1: play that, Tommy. I'm gonna I'm gonna cook. I'm gonna

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00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: cook a big birthday. That's not cook. You're gonna cook

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00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: birthday dinner for it. No, I'm gonna buy something. You're

468
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: gonna hook to get a whole damn thing. They ain't

469
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: weary about it. Man, rearly you cook. It is not

470
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Speaker 1: a present. That's not a present. I'm sorry, I think

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Speaker 1: it is. I beg to differ, all right, Stephen. Marjorie's

472
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Speaker 1: daughter Laurie. Laurie Harvey's birthday is coming up. She'll be

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Speaker 1: twenty five on January thirteenth, Physics, Steve, Yeah, what's all

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Speaker 1: that about, daddy, That's the damn biggest birthday of the

475
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Speaker 1: year right now. Were having several problems about that, but

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00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: that neither here nor that corner. Well, our baby on

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Speaker 1: the show Tasha turns fourteen, Yeah January baby, Yeah, yeah,

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00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: well I wish I could be fourteen again. Yeah, and

479
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: know what you know now though, no, no, no, no,

480
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: he is same height and at times the same mental capacity,

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00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: and of course the big birthday today, Steven Tasha our

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Speaker 1: birthday twins, Steve Harvey's birthday. This is a big one.

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Speaker 1: Steve Right, your birthday is January seventeenth as well. Yeah,

484
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Speaker 1: your seventeen is my birthday. It's also the same day

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Speaker 1: that they're celebrating Martin Luther King's national holiday, which I

486
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 1: appreciate that, but I do want to say ahead of time.

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Speaker 1: I always take my birthday off, as do all of us.

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Speaker 1: I take our birthday off from work, right, Hi, in

489
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: the hell? Is my birthday just happened to be on

490
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: a national holiday and everybody off? What does that mean

491
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: it just happened to follow on King holidays? Well, it

492
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: just needs to unhappy old separate day. I'm taking my

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, eighteenth, I'll be off. That's

494
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Speaker 1: not your birthday. Oh that's what you're working up. I

495
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: don't mind share, you know, Mama Luther King was really

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Speaker 1: January fifteenth. Michelle Obama's the seventeen. One of my greatest

497
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Speaker 1: heroes in the inspiration that hangs on my wall. Muhammad

498
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Speaker 1: Ali was the seventeen. Benjamin Franklin d Wade was the seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Betty White was seventeen Capricorn. Just Capricorn dominate as the

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Speaker 1: greatest zodiac sign of all time. Let's not argument about

501
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me coming. And when we go to

502
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: Vegas and we sit around that roulette table, what do

503
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: we do. Black seventeen he showed money on it, that

504
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: money I didn't want on Black seventeen. You helped me

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00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: to that one. I have lost Black seventeen. Well, he

506
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: known that Black as seventeen, and it never came. I

507
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: said that all day one time and never saw Black seventeen.

508
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: I would walk by the roulette dealing without walking by. Man,

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00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: it just cuss him. And what's crazy is I can

510
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: have dollars all around seventeen dollars, not one dollars, But

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00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: he got fiftiest he got. I'm stacking up. He got

512
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Speaker 1: Black chips seventeen leitated grace. I put three hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: one time on Black seventeen. It hit. Now, listen to me,

514
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Speaker 1: A hundred dollars when your thirty five hundred, so thirty

515
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: five hundred times three and that's a lot of money

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Speaker 1: ten five. So when I hit, I took another hundred

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Speaker 1: and stacked on their Black seventeen came back and hit again,

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00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: back to back. I got fourteen fifteen thousand nine. Then

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00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: I put another hundred on the Black seventeen. Hit again,

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00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: not three times, I tell you, I kid you not.

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00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: Do you know that I sat there stacking hundreds on

522
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: that thing and Black seventeen rolled in that pocket four

523
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: times in a row. That's when you're going on to

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Speaker 1: the airport. Me I go, I leave my clothes in

525
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: the room and everything that table, but I didn't go home.

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Speaker 1: Happy anniversary to everyone, all right? Coming up in twenty

527
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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll look into the mind of

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Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. Right after this you're listening, Come on, Steve,

529
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: please take us into the mind of your good friend,

530
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. In twenty twenty two, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: give you a peek into the mind of a long

532
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: time friend of mine, Jay Anthony Brown. I want you

533
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: to know that as you enter his mind, let me

534
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: give you a slight visual. There's three old men in

535
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: the corner smoking weed. There's a little boy over there

536
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: learning how to shoot dice from three men that's smoking weed.

537
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: There's a little girl that's about nineteen. She's being taught

538
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 1: how to make hot water corn bread, and there's two

539
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,919
Speaker 1: monkeys up on top of the cabinet and we don't

540
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: know what the hell they're in here for ladies and gentleman,

541
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: Jan Anthony Brown alright, alright, also celebrating the birthday today,

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00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: My sister's birthday. She's a grand one hundred and fifteen

543
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: years old. Happy birthday, says Happy birthday, one hundred fifteen,

544
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: my sister. But net A cord A, Happy birthday, Love you,

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00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 1: says one fifteen. All Right. I don't know if you've

546
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: guys has done this already, but I'll have some predictions

547
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty two, twenty twenty two. I predict that

548
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: a vegan will be sausage whipped in the meet department

549
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: at a grocery shore in twenty twenty two for talking trash,

550
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: I predict, I predict in twenty twenty two, Little Kim's

551
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: Lips and Ass will pop and a concert in Philadelphia,

552
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: and they'll be Lipp Juice and Buddy Booty Juice over

553
00:37:54,040 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: every damn body. I predict, I predict, I predict DJ

554
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: Young Fly and Callus Miller will leave the group because

555
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: don't nobody know that other dude's name. They will leave

556
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 1: the group on start? What what is it? What's the

557
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: other guy's name? I don't know what? Whatever? Yeah, yeah,

558
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: well whatever? I predict stephen A Smith, stephen A Smith,

559
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,959
Speaker 1: Lebron James will start a barber shop by the name

560
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: of Home. What's left barber shop? Welcome to code? What's left?

561
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: Come on? Just some of my predictions for twenty twenty two.

562
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 1: And I predict last, but not least, Kanye West will

563
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 1: become a mailman so he can go over to Kim's

564
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: house every damn day. See what the hell she's up to?

565
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: Jerry in your mind? Jay, you're listening to the Steve

566
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. A Delta Airlines passenger was arrested and

567
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: charged with assault after she allegedly hit a fellow passenger

568
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: in the face spit on that passenger. And this was

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Speaker 1: all following an argument. Initially there was some sort of

570
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: disagreement about mass But her name is Patricia Cornwall. Patricia

571
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: Cornwall's last straw when she, you know, just decided to

572
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: just go off was apparently when she was told to

573
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: take a seat so the flight attendant could complete their

574
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: beverage service. Cornwall shouted, what am ah rosa parks? At

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00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 1: which point a passenger pointed out fact checker, saying that

576
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: you aren't black. This isn't Alabama, and this isn't a bus.

577
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: I knew this was a white lady. I knew it.

578
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: I knew it. You know ain't no black cornwalls. I

579
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: know that though ain't no black cornure, no cornwall planning reunion.

580
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: You don't hearing that, but you know, see this, this

581
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: COVID got everybody this. People been under pressure and they

582
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: don't react well under pressure. But what you're watching up

583
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: now is pressure buster pipe. These people are reacting under pressure.

584
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: They've been under pressure with COVID, they're under pressure with

585
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: these restrictions, job loss all this. Man, I don't, I don't,

586
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,919
Speaker 1: but see what you're gonna do around me. I'm gonna help.

587
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: In the words of Shannon Shop, you don't have to

588
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: respect me, but I'm damn so not fitting to let

589
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: you disrespect me. Hello, you you you ain't gotta respect me.

590
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: That's fine, church, say a man. What I'm not fit

591
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: to do is let you disrespect me. That's what we're

592
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: gonna drawing in COVID. No, and the man told her,

593
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: you're going to jail when we get off this plane.

594
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: That's my favorite part of the story right there. Yeah,

595
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: enforcement was waiting, yeah, waiting. They were waiting on the

596
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: flyers flying ever again, ever again from here on. Oh hell.

597
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: That's when you sit after you ask stupid on the

598
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: plane and you sit down in your seat, you go,

599
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: oh hell, you got to think about it. Jack, another

600
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 1: whole hour to think about it, because they landed. She

601
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 1: thinking about this, it makes you feel like you never

602
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 1: know when you get on a plane, is somebody gonna

603
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: get you know, at crazy? Well I heard the comedian

604
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: said that the reason the people asking stupid because they're

605
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: letting bus people ride the plane. Now yeah, yeah, all right,

606
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: yeah so yeah, like we said, the ADULTA rep noted

607
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: that law enforcement was waiting when the flight landed. And

608
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: there you have it, Karen's better relax. They still when

609
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,720
Speaker 1: get arrested, you don't even get to go get your luggage.

610
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: They don't. You're not gonna put none of that on anyway,

611
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: you anyway, Yeah, we're gonna get your stuff. We're gonna

612
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna just stole your stuff. We're not taking it

613
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: to jail. When you get out of jail, you cab

614
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: your hands back out here and find this bad all

615
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: he said, which one is Patricia? That's crazy. The spitting

616
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 1: I can't handle man. Once you spit on mean a

617
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 1: matter of fact, once you hit me, you're really not

618
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: gonna have time to spit. You know, we fight because

619
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: we hit it, and somebody's gonna whoop somebody's ass. That's

620
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: all I know, somebody somebody's But you know what, Jay,

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00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: I ain't never had an airplane flight fight. You know

622
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: what I mean? An airplane fight different. You got through that.

623
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: That's a different close environment. You gotta be ready for

624
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: an airplane fight. You can't swing like problem with an airport.

625
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: The problem with an airplane flight fight is it's too tight,

626
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: too many withness. I ain't gonna be able to get

627
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 1: off like I want to and say all I want

628
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: to say during the altercation because there's too many people

629
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Speaker 1: something though, y'all say it's too tight. But if somebody

630
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: spit on you plane, what's happened? I have a I

631
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: have a phone booth ass with me that I practice, Okay,

632
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: over the years, how to issue it. I've actually I'm

633
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: gonna get a fight in a phone move before. So

634
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, ain't a whole lot of

635
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: damage can get done and now, but both y'all be

636
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: tired as hell though. All right, guys, Coming up next,

637
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: it's the nephew with today's prank phone call. Right after this,

638
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the

639
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after, it's

640
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, the subject thick thighs. Oh my,

641
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: that's right, thick thighs. Oh my. We'll get into that

642
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: in just a bit, because right now, let's go to

643
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 1: the prank phone call with the nephew. Yes, Oak, Creosity,

644
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: Happy New Years to me, Yes, Creosity. Best let's go. Okay, dog,

645
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: come on now, ok Creosity, let me hear Hello. Hello,

646
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Marvin Police speaking Marvin High. I'm

647
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: calling you from doctor's office. I'm actually the lab technician.

648
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: Um and you you came in and I got it physical.

649
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: I guess about a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, okay,

650
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: and my understanding this is for your for your occupation, correct, Yeah, okay,

651
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a living when you're

652
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: a h Okay, now, I was giving you a call

653
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: about I'm here looking at your records and all the

654
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: testings that you actually went through. Wow, let's see have

655
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: you had any have you had any activity or any

656
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: problems around your naval area? Na fine, okay, saying all right, uh, yeah,

657
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: everything's fine. But I mean if you haven't had any

658
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 1: any type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your

659
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: navel or whatsoever. Nah about my navel? Now everything's going straight, man, Okay,

660
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 1: to see what's going on? Man, what's happening? Okay? Actually,

661
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: you've been diagnosed with um oak triosity and oristriositi is

662
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: actually a fungus that comes out of South America, and

663
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: you have no activity whatsoever around your navel. Same, it's otriositis, sir.

664
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: And what what that is is actually you're you if

665
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: you haven't had it yet, you say you haven't had

666
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: any activity. There's gonna be like a small little tree

667
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: that's gonna be growing from your navel and it gets

668
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: about six inches long and it probably bears about probably

669
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: about twenty five to thirty leaves on it, but it's

670
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: very small. You see a tree gonna be growing out

671
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: my name, it's gonna be a small tree. And uh,

672
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have to get you

673
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: to come back in probably in the next month. We're

674
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: gonna need you to come in so we can check

675
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: it out. But it's got to grow its fullest potential

676
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 1: before we can actually do anything to it. No, I

677
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: can't come in and on mind. I got to come

678
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: in today. Man. Somebody got to so we we we

679
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: can just try to resolve. Man. I'm gonna get married. Man, Well,

680
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir.

681
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: And the full term is actually like about four weeks

682
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: before we can act. Man. I'm not waiting for those

683
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: four weeks. Man. Somebody got to come till me something, right, Nah, Man,

684
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go married. Man. Have to fly to time,

685
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: man and have something going out of my neighbor. Man.

686
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 1: Y'all going crazy, man, Sir Otriosa, this is something that's

687
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas in

688
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: South America on how to treat this. Man. I don't

689
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: give it down. Where is it? Man, somebody's gonna have

690
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: to come give me some some help, right, Nah Man,

691
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man. I'm not

692
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: gonna be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this office.

693
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: Main't got to come down and then do something for me. Man,

694
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: And what you say, get it? If you said, I

695
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 1: can cut it out myself. So the best I can

696
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: do is probably trim it a bit, you know, and

697
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 1: maybe knock a few leaves off. But I cannot touch

698
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: the full stock at all. Man, you can cut this

699
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: for the bad day. Do something, sir. If you cut

700
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: it right now, you cannot, sir. If you cut it,

701
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create

702
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: a bigger problem than what you have already. Man. Sometimes,

703
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: get this pool adopt man. You didn't tell me. Ain't

704
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: nobody never I've dried on in and get this poor

705
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: adopt man. I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man,

706
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can

707
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: do this for me. So you cannot pull it out.

708
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: You're gonna create, good man, You're gonna create a bigger

709
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: problem if you try to pull it out, sir. Problems

710
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: already up. I'm trying to get this problem. Man, give

711
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: me tell me the big hospital. Ain't now, ain't help

712
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: me you want me to do that? Man, it's not

713
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: something man, I poke out of my summer and you're

714
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: turning me. Ain't you can do? Man, sir. Oultriositis is

715
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: not something that we treat all the time. Like I said,

716
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: it hails from South America, so we got I don't

717
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: give a help from Great Britain. Somebody feeling for me

718
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: to come down and help me, poor man, Sir. I

719
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: understand what you're going through, but we have to let

720
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,

721
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: the full root of it having to grow. Man, I ain'tweringly,

722
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: oh man, I'm going to vote on right. Nah Man,

723
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 1: y'all gonna have to do something. Man. Sure, there's nothing

724
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: we can do. We can probably trim it a little bit.

725
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: The trim get some training, so this man do something, Sir.

726
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: There's nothing we can do at this point but sit

727
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 1: back and wait and let it grow. It's full term, Okay.

728
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: Can we get you doing the waiting? Man? Somebody helped me, right,

729
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: nah man, Sir. Can we get an appointment for you

730
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: in the next four to five weeks? And when we

731
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: do that, now, you got to get a point for

732
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: me to day. I'm gonna give manner man, I'm gonna

733
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: fly to Jamaica. Now, I can't have them chicking out

734
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: of me. I can't see it a port. Man, you're

735
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: going embarrassing me like that man after chicking out my neighbor. Sir,

736
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 1: I understand it, and like I said, oh, triositis is

737
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: very rare, and it's it's something that we haven't treated

738
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: that many times here in the States, but overseas, the

739
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: message that we're getting is that we need to let

740
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 1: it grow. It's full term. So we man, tell me,

741
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 1: ain't nobody in the mirror's got what Man, it's oak triositis, sir,

742
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: So I can get it. Don't nobody else, Sir. I

743
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,760
Speaker 1: could not believe that you were coming up with autriositis

744
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: here in the States. It's it's something very rarely seen here.

745
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: There's been two people in the past has been diagnosed

746
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: with this and they actually passed away. So now you

747
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: tell them dive and you're gonna chip me three weeks man,

748
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: I'm coming down another day. Man, somebody could do something

749
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: for me. Sir. There's nothing that we can do today

750
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: until four to five weeks or I gotta go get married.

751
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 1: I'm fine to Jamaica, man, I said. Man I'm hearing

752
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: what you're saying, but I can't do anything if you

753
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: don't see the tree already coming out of the navel. Yet,

754
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: somebody got to do something. Mind Now, I'm saying what

755
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: you want me to do. Man, I don't know what

756
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: I want you to do, sir, But I have one

757
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 1: more thing I can tell you. Say, Man, are you listening.

758
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. Man, This is nephew Timmy from

759
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: the Steve Hoppin Morning Show. You just got pranked by

760
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: your boy earl. Man. You gotta be kids. Damn, I'm

761
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: out my wig. Man, you too, nips you tomming man, Man,

762
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: y'all he'll be going crazy here. Man, I'm looking at

763
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: all of my damn neighbor things. The truth, Fella, go

764
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 1: out this man, I'm gona have Man. No, you ain't

765
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: on that right now. Man, I'm already never gonna get

766
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: married in two weeks. Man a Man, I got one

767
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 1: more thing to ask you, Marvin, Man, what is the

768
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,

769
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 1: Steve Harvard Morning Show. If you're listening, your asses out

770
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: the wid Yeah, you out of that? Love him? Thank you? So?

771
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: Why did your baker? Okay, come down as I'm not

772
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: gonna do something now? Is you listening to me until

773
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: we see it? Come out of the neighbor before we come,

774
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,959
Speaker 1: before we man that somebody gotta do something. I'm coming

775
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: down that a day's gotta grow. It's full potential. Maker.

776
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? That was just rocking his rally? Cry?

777
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: Is you're listening to me? But this was y'all. Now

778
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: you're telling me I'm gonna die because only two other

779
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: people had it, and I love Marvin, thank you? So

780
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: I needed that. Yes, stop, it's going down the MLKA weekend.

781
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: The nephew is coming to Jackson and Mississippi at Chuckle's

782
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: Comedy Club January fourteenth through the sixteenth. The nephew is

783
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: grabbing the microphone. I have not been in Jackson, and

784
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,439
Speaker 1: y'all ain't seen me. I ain't seen y'all. Come see

785
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 1: what the fuss is all about? Yeah, get your tickets

786
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 1: there on sale comes right now. It's January fourteenth through

787
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: the sixteenth. That's Jackson. Hey Tommy, what'd you say? Come

788
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: see what? Come? See what the fuss is all about? Oh? Man,

789
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: I thought you said something else. I say has he

790
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 1: lost his man? You cleared up. It ain't what you say.

791
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,919
Speaker 1: This is what I thought you said. You didn't say it. Okay,

792
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: you cut some ere, Steve. Yeah, I don't cattle and did.

793
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: Huckle's Comic Club January fourteen through the sixteen Matthew, Tommy,

794
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna down there and see what the fuss is about.

795
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: A right coming up next Strawberry Letter. Thick thighs oh

796
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: my is the subject. We'll get into it right after this.

797
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's Tim now,

798
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: guys for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice

799
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: and relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your

800
00:53:56,239 --> 00:54:00,439
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Keep coming.

801
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air

802
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 1: and you never know. This one right here could be yours.

803
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: You never know, you never know. Buckle up and hold

804
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you. Here. It is

805
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, Nephew. Subject thick thighs oh my.

806
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: Here's Stephen Shirley. I have a problem with meeting men,

807
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: and when I do meet them, they can't handle a

808
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 1: woman like me. I'm thirty four years old. I'm five

809
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,240
Speaker 1: to seven with a body like Cardi b It's all natural,

810
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: but since women started getting their bodies done, I get

811
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: lumped into that category. When I meet men, I don't

812
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: feel that I should have to explain my body type,

813
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: but nowadays men come right out and ask if my

814
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: behind is real. One guy even asked if he could

815
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: squeeze it to see for himself. Another guy had a

816
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: discussion with me on how my thighs match my behind,

817
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: so it must be real. I was so disgusted by this,

818
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 1: But then I met a very nice and professional man,

819
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: and he's obsessed with the lower half of my body

820
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: and wants me to wear leggings when we go out

821
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: on dates. I typically wear dresses in an attempt to

822
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: camouflage my goodies, but he wants the hips, behind and

823
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: thighs on display, and he proudly shows me off to

824
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: his friends when we're out. He's even got a pet

825
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: name for me, and it's thick Thighs. Sunday, he introduced

826
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: me to his daddy just like that. He told his

827
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,240
Speaker 1: daddy my name and said he calls me thick thighs.

828
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: Oh my. His dad laughed and dapped him up as

829
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: if he had won the lottery. I didn't know if

830
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 1: I should be thrilled or embarrassed. For so long, my

831
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: height and thickness have been an issue, But now I'm

832
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: dating a guy who was in awe of how the

833
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,799
Speaker 1: Good Lord created me. I wrote this letter to ask

834
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: you if I should go forward with being intimate with him.

835
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: We met two months ago and the sexual tension is

836
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: very strong between us. I'm hoping he can handle these

837
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: thick thighs. Do you think I should ask what his

838
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: intentions are for me? First? Please advise? All right, you

839
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: can ask him anything you want, that's first, But I

840
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 1: got to ask you a question. What do you think

841
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: his intentions are? I mean, he has been parading you

842
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: around and legging, showing you off, and in your words,

843
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: obsessed with your lower body. Please show me how he's

844
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 1: different than these other guys. The chemistry or the sexual

845
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 1: tension should be thick. If you guys are attracted to

846
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: each other, that part is okay. But here's the thing.

847
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: Just because guys like what they see, that's that's not

848
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: enough reason to have sex with them. I'm sure you

849
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: know that. So congratulations on your beautiful body, your thickness,

850
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: all of that. But you don't need to jump in

851
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,280
Speaker 1: bed because of that. You know that's a bit fast,

852
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 1: and you, not him, should determine when and if that

853
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,280
Speaker 1: ever happens. So so far, you've given us no facts

854
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 1: as to why you should sleep with this man if

855
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 1: you just want to. You know, like, if you just

856
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 1: want to, you're feeling him. You're too consenting adults with

857
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: no strings, that's one thing. But you know, incidentally that

858
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: never works out because you know, nine times out of ten,

859
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: the woman gets sprung in cases like this. I mean,

860
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: you've only known this guy for two months? How does

861
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: he treat you? These are the kinds of questions you

862
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 1: should be asking. Is he a gentleman? Does he respect you?

863
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: Does he ever look into your eyes? Or his eyes

864
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: always on the lower part of your body and your button,

865
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: your thighs? Besides asking you to wear leggings and calling

866
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: you thick thighs, I mean, why should he get it?

867
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: So I'm just telling you please slow down. Understand that

868
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: you're more than a pair of thick thighs and a

869
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: big butt who looks good in leggings. I mean, you're

870
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: a woman of value and worse, you should know this

871
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: about yourself. You have way more to offer the right

872
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: man than just her fine body. All right, Steve, Well,

873
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: I'm must spend some time just at the top of

874
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: the letter and address something that needs to be a

875
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: dress rest Shelly and Steve and Shelly, I have a

876
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: problem with meeting men. M you're ready. I have a

877
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: problem with meeting men. I'm thirty four years old. I'm

878
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: five to seven with a body like Cardy B. Let's

879
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: discuss this. I have a problem meeting men. I'm thirty four,

880
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 1: five seven, I got a body like Cardy B. Really,

881
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: and you having troubled meeting men? Let me go over

882
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: this one more time the man. If I'm getting this right,

883
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: thirty four yeah, five seven, got a body like Cardy B.

884
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 1: You having trouble meeting men? White eaven men that you're

885
00:58:55,480 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: having troubled meeting Let's stay on this section is this letter,

886
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 1: first section. If you're having trouble meeting men, but you

887
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: five seven with a body like Cardy B. We must

888
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: talk about how you look. See all right, because I

889
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: don't know how you're having trouble meeting men five seven

890
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 1: with a body like Cardi BA. I'm just trying to

891
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:42,439
Speaker 1: get these people home. See why this explains this whole letter.

892
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: How do you look when you turn around and they

893
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 1: realize it ain't CARDI B What do they see? That's

894
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: my question for you. That's where the problem could be

895
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: in this old oh damn letter When you do spin

896
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: around and they're gonna, oh, that ain't carding me. See

897
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 1: what is the reaction? What? What was that you spin

898
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: around and they see that it ain't carding me. That

899
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: can't be the reaction because now hold that crazy, Hold

900
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: that that can't be it. I'm telling when you have

901
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: part two of Steve's Crazy Response coming up at twenty

902
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry Letters subject thick thighs,

903
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: Oh my. We'll get back into it right after this.

904
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,

905
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry Letter. Thick thighs, Oh my is

906
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 1: the subject. I ain't gonna spend a lot of time

907
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 1: on the first section because I did it last. I

908
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: think we understand. I'm just gonna say one more thing

909
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: about it. Here's a one one who says she has

910
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 1: a problem meeting men. She thirty four years old, she

911
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,959
Speaker 1: five seven got a body like cardi be. My only

912
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: response to that could be is you may have a

913
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: body like cardy B. But when you turn around, who

914
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: are they looking at now? From behind you cardy B.

915
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: But when you turn around you earn it. See, that's

916
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: what we have a problem. Now, you cardy B from behind,

917
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: but when you turn around, now we've been it. You

918
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: card it be from behind, But when you turn around

919
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: with Jesse, you see what I'm saying. That's that we

920
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 1: could have. Now let's just move on down the letter,

921
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: because I do believe this woman has a legitimate problem

922
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: because she's built like a brick house, obviously. And Nowaday's

923
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: men asked her it's her behind real? Or one guy

924
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 1: even asked me could he squeeze it to see for himself?

925
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: You know that's that's disrespectful. Another guy had a discussion

926
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: with me on how my thighs match my behind, so

927
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 1: it must be real? You know, I was just so

928
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: disgusted by this. Then you meet this very nice professional man.

929
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: He's obsessed with the lower half of your body. Once again,

930
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,360
Speaker 1: we've got to pay attention to this letter. I meet,

931
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: I meet a wonderful professional man and he's obsessed with

932
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: the lower half of my body. Once again, how do

933
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: you look? I don't know why we can't take this

934
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 1: in consideration. See, now you've met this nice professional man,

935
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 1: but he obsessed with the lower half of your body.

936
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking something on the upper half must be

937
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: throwing everybody half. I'm just saying, that's how all I

938
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 1: can come away with. I just can't come away with

939
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 1: nothing now because you keep putting it in the letter

940
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: from me. Now, I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to

941
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 1: type your letter like this, and I'm pretty sure that

942
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. But based on this damn letter,

943
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: in the information I keep getting even you only wants

944
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: to talk about your lower body. You never mentioned in

945
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 1: the letter. I'm an attractive woman all over, but my

946
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: lower body gets extra attention. Your others don't get no attention,

947
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 1: and nobody mentioned it. You ain't mentioned it in the letter.

948
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: You said you met this nice professional man, and he's

949
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: obsessed with the lower half of my body. He wants

950
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 1: me to wear leggings when we go out on dates.

951
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: I usually wear dresses to camouflage my goodness, but he

952
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 1: wants the hips behind and thighs on display. The reason

953
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 1: we want that on display is because we have to

954
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:57,919
Speaker 1: show the reason why we with you once again. If

955
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 1: he don't show the waste to up the thighs and

956
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 1: the behind the rest of you requires an explanation. You

957
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 1: see what I'm getting that. I just gonna have to

958
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 1: keep going back to this right now, because that's what

959
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: this letter says to me. Now, I'm saying the ladies,

960
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: close your mouths and all this. I can't believe he's

961
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 1: saying that. I told you in twenty twenty two I

962
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 1: was gonna start addressing these letters and shutting and gave

963
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 1: you all advice you needed. I'm here for the truth.

964
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: The lower part of your body. It's what this whole

965
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: damn letter is about. Because we ain't got nothing else

966
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 1: right about it. He's even giving me a pant name,

967
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 1: thick thighs, not thick thighs under mighty fine. Ain't none

968
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:47,240
Speaker 1: of that. It's just thick thighs, old my Ain't no

969
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: thick thighs with the pretty eyes. Ain't none of that.

970
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 1: All this is is thick thighs, old myth. They don't

971
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 1: mention no other part. They don't say thick thighs with

972
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: the pretty smiles. Ain't no rhyming for your thoughts were

973
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 1: only dealing with the lower half of your body throughout

974
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 1: this letter. We have got to fix horse wrong up top.

975
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 1: Now listen, you're not gonna like my response. But what

976
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 1: type of hairs you buying? We got? No, no, no,

977
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 1: we got to help her because this what's really wrong?

978
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 1: Damn what type of hairs you buying? We got? We

979
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: got shopped somewhere else. We got to get away from that.

980
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,919
Speaker 1: The stoles close to your house. You go drive across town.

981
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 1: You got to go somewhere and find out where they

982
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,439
Speaker 1: bringing their hair and fall. Why y'all, lashes don't look

983
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 1: like everybody else's ladd you. You can't ware to mink

984
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 1: our last. You gotta get regular. You gotta get the

985
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 1: one that separate, put a little accent. You gotta do something.

986
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 1: You can who do your makeup? You got start going

987
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 1: down to the mall and sitting there and let somebody

988
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 1: do your makeup. You wouldn't here doing your makeup. I'm

989
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 1: telling you if something is wrong here, and I'm just

990
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: trying to help her. Thick thighs, old mind, No thick

991
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 1: thighs and pretty as you ain't heard that thickys in

992
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:18,480
Speaker 1: a beautiful smile. You know, thick thats you got that

993
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 1: long pretty hair. You know, we know they ain't got

994
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 1: to be your hair no more, but it got to

995
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 1: be somebody's. Hell. You know, try different countries, Brazil, you know, Indian.

996
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 1: Stop buying local hair. Yeah, you don't buy you're buying

997
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: local hair, hair out of Detroit. You gotta go get

998
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: a phone hair. You gotta try something else. I'm just

999
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Now we're gonna move on and when we

1000
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 1: come back, I just want to dress one more thing

1001
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 1: in this letter, and I'm gonna let it be over

1002
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 1: with me, all right, my hell with part three? Do

1003
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: something with your eyes subject thick thighs, oh mine. We'll

1004
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 1: be back at forty six minutes after Right after this,

1005
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 1: you're listening hard Morning Show, all right, right before we

1006
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: get to sports with Junior and Pippen. H Steve, you

1007
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 1: wanted to make one more comment on today's asking about

1008
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: this lady that has got these thick thighses banging body

1009
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 1: like Cardi b and us all me and pay attention

1010
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:19,439
Speaker 1: to let me just address the end of the letter,

1011
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:21,919
Speaker 1: She says, Do you think I should ask him put

1012
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 1: his intentions off. Well, lady, his intentionousness like everybody else's intentions. Okay,

1013
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 1: so let's stop this here. Now, let's just move on

1014
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 1: from this letter, because we all know what the real

1015
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:37,440
Speaker 1: problem is. It's not that she got a body like

1016
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: Cardi B. She may very well have a body like

1017
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: Cardi B. But where she turned around and we discover

1018
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: that it's not Cardi B. What are we looking at?

1019
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: It's what I'm saying. Go ahead, Julian, Hey, come on, Phippers,

1020
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:55,120
Speaker 1: let's get into it. We gat too. I'm back, Baby,

1021
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm back. Ain't nothing like we're go ahead, Janie,

1022
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 1: let me go real quick for you. Chief versus Broome.

1023
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't know what to say right now.

1024
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the Chief. Got you Cowboys verse Eagle, Eagles,

1025
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 1: Jay hurt Keith facking Backers verse last Packers. Baby, Well

1026
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: you know if they rest and Rogers, the Lions could win. Okay,

1027
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 1: go ahead, Bears versus Viking. I don't even know what

1028
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:26,679
Speaker 1: they're doing no more up there in Chicago. They took

1029
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,760
Speaker 1: the fields off the field. I don't they didn't care,

1030
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 1: all right, Washington versus New York Jack, Come on, Washington,

1031
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 1: get you one coach versus Jack Wars. Oh man, you

1032
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: know the Jags ain't gonna win. Now I'm be killing me. Man.

1033
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 1: Come Steelers verse Ravens. Knock that I can anymore because

1034
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,160
Speaker 1: the Browns is out. So I don't even give a

1035
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: damn Titans versus Texas, Oh man, come on, you know

1036
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 1: the Titans shouldn't have tried to get any playoffs him, Yes,

1037
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,640
Speaker 1: they are Satans versus facing. I'm always putting in for

1038
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:03,880
Speaker 1: the Saints, but you know one, I don't know one

1039
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 1: thing gonna do, but I show hope Mattie Ice come

1040
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:13,599
Speaker 1: to Cleveland. Just the first Bill, excuse me? Just verse Bills, Oh,

1041
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 1: the Bills and forty Niners versus the Rams. This is good.

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Speaker 1: Forty nine ers in the Ram. Let's go with the Rams.

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01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:25,680
Speaker 1: Oh good, Patriots verse Dolphin. Oh, I hate New with

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01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 1: everything in me. Man, Come on Miami. The Seahawks first

1045
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: Cardinals see Oh no, no, I like both them quarterbacks many,

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01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: It's tough Cardinals this back though, Kyler Marrit Panthers verse

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01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 1: buckingns Oh, bucking kneels, Panther through and you gotta worry

1048
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 1: about the pimpe Browns. And there I don't care them.

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01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: I don't care. You gotta do I don't care being

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01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 1: goals now yeah, no, not going to do this to me.

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01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:11,479
Speaker 1: No moment, sixty four years of disappointment. I'm off. Thank you, Junior,

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01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:13,599
Speaker 1: Thank you, pimpin coming up at the top of the hour,

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01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 1: we'll play a round of comedy roulette. Right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

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01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:26,759
Speaker 1: it is time once again for comedy roulette. J Anthony Brown,

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01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 1: very easy. Take three subjects. Put them on a wheel,

1057
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 1: spend a wheel, wedge stop. We'll make it funny. We're professionals.

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01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,599
Speaker 1: Watch us do it. We do it all the time.

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01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: Come on the subject new Year's resolutions that you will

1060
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:45,960
Speaker 1: not keep all of them. A relative got so drunk

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01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 1: for New Year's Eve Day? Dot dot dot dot and

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01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:53,560
Speaker 1: then the last one romantic lines Kanye can use to

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01:10:53,680 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 1: get Kim back, Oh my aunt, spend the wee. Spun

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01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 1: it none of that, nothing's gonna wear he right, spun it,

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01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:15,880
Speaker 1: find it fun it stopped, Kanye, Come on it stopped on.

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01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,840
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve Day?

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01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,559
Speaker 1: Come on, Jay, all right, here we go. Uncle Earl

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01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,720
Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's Eve he peted and

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01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 1: dirty clothes hamper. Wow, well they they dirty. I mean,

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01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:39,000
Speaker 1: you know they don't get washed anyway. A relative got

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01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:43,759
Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's eve They told ain't Barbara,

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01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,519
Speaker 1: don't make the sweeper take the pass and no more

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01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:53,880
Speaker 1: given the family. All right, Tommy, your relative got so

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01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:58,080
Speaker 1: drunk for New Year's eve Day, you had sex with

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01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:09,920
Speaker 1: ain't them? Wow? Who you was toa al right? Come on, king.

1076
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,559
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day.

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01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 1: Instead of leading everybody in old Lange's eye, he led

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01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:33,840
Speaker 1: everybody with the national anthem. All right. A relative got

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01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:36,720
Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's eve Day. She got into

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01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,679
Speaker 1: fight with I and the wheelchair, and the wheelchair lady

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01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 1: whooped her. As a relative got so drunk for New

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01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 1: Year's eve Day, we looked at the window and saw

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01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:58,679
Speaker 1: Uncle Carl under the tree drinking with the dog. That's

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01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:02,880
Speaker 1: good company, though, that's good cutting. The relative got so

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01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,520
Speaker 1: drunk for New Year's Eve Day. On doing the countdown,

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01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 1: just start taking clothes off ten nine bra Hannis box.

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01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:15,680
Speaker 1: Everything was naked, but we got by the time we

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01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:24,559
Speaker 1: got to one. Oh my god, Uncle Herman all right, Steven.

1089
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:27,840
Speaker 1: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve Day that

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01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 1: he slapped his uncle because he never believed he was blind.

1091
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:43,040
Speaker 1: Sitting over the line us all this time, you ain't.

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01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 1: The relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day.

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01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:49,800
Speaker 1: Uncle Earl been down the tish shoe and everybody so

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01:13:50,040 --> 01:14:00,800
Speaker 1: he had on my thumb. Whoa whoa drunk Uncle Carnes, Steve.

1095
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve Day.

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01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:10,719
Speaker 1: We watched Uncle Larry drop his ditches in the chitling

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01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 1: with the hell Happy day. A relative got so drunk

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01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: for New Year's Eve Day number two in the living room,

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01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:29,080
Speaker 1: float right the god. I couldn't hold it. I couldn't

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01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:34,880
Speaker 1: hold it. I couldn't y. A relative got so drunk

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01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:38,240
Speaker 1: for New Year's Eve Close it out, Steve leave. He

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01:14:38,479 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 1: told his boss he had feelings for his wife. He

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01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:51,160
Speaker 1: was lit. That's little. That's little. I never have said.

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01:14:53,960 --> 01:14:57,439
Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, that is comedy roulette. Coming up,

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01:14:57,479 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Carla,

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01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,320
Speaker 1: some music news for us at twenty minutes after right

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01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:08,760
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come,

1108
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:12,599
Speaker 1: on Carlie, you got some music news for us. What's up, well, Shirley,

1109
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:15,920
Speaker 1: It guys, it looks like the Grammy Awards they're going

1110
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 1: to be postponed for the second year in the row.

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01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 1: It was originally scheduled for January thirty first in LA,

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01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 1: but it will now be moved to a later date

1113
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:30,840
Speaker 1: due to the omicron variant. Last year's show was moved

1114
01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:33,840
Speaker 1: from January thirty first to March fourteenth due to the

1115
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,439
Speaker 1: spike in COVID nineteen cases in LA. So here we

1116
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 1: go again a year later, same situation. Also in music news,

1117
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 1: there's going to be a two night, four hour documentary

1118
01:15:47,479 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 1: about Janet Jackson's life and career. It's gonna air on

1119
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: January twenty eighth. It's Janet's gonna talk about her childhood,

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01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,840
Speaker 1: her relationship with her late father Joe Jackson, and her

1121
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: brother Michael. She's gonna talk about the Super Bowl drama

1122
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:06,679
Speaker 1: with Justin Timberlake and all the backlash that she received

1123
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:10,680
Speaker 1: from the wardrobe malfunction. If you will, so they say

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01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 1: it's really really good. I saw a trailer for it.

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01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:16,080
Speaker 1: You know, we love us some Janet, Miss Jackson. If

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01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:18,800
Speaker 1: you're nasty, so we'll be watching that too. And that's

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01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:22,000
Speaker 1: music news. That's it. Well, I got some counter music news.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to tell your story. Maybe I

1129
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:26,280
Speaker 1: ought to do my damn documentary because you think you

1130
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 1: caught some backlash from that wardrobe malfunction. Your ass should

1131
01:16:30,439 --> 01:16:33,000
Speaker 1: have said the wrong name at Mission Universe. You try

1132
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:37,600
Speaker 1: that one, I got. I got some bad news for

1133
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:42,000
Speaker 1: you ass. Right here. Your nipple fell out. My whole

1134
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 1: ass was out. Of Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up

1135
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:51,280
Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're listening

1136
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:55,960
Speaker 1: to Harvey Morning Show. Time guys to play another round

1137
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:59,599
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Here we go? This is actually

1138
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:02,360
Speaker 1: one of my favorite segments special when I have to

1139
01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:08,800
Speaker 1: help Junior yes, because the one yesterday was ridiculous? Would

1140
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,439
Speaker 1: you rather wear flip flops? All with a long or

1141
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:15,400
Speaker 1: turtleneck in the summer? And Junie give me them flip flops?

1142
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:19,240
Speaker 1: Your little sick ass can't get cold? Come on, all right,

1143
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 1: we'll start this one off rather easily. Would you rather

1144
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:28,120
Speaker 1: waffle house or eye hop? Waffle House house got it

1145
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:33,559
Speaker 1: smothered than covered? What? Yeah? Yeah, I like wif wiffle House. Yeah,

1146
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,280
Speaker 1: I watch because because waffle House is simple. You know,

1147
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:42,160
Speaker 1: I hop hair and falling for stuff to tell about.

1148
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: Spaghett it dinner here you catfish dinner? Here? Are you

1149
01:17:55,240 --> 01:18:00,719
Speaker 1: get us on the sign? Dude like this and say

1150
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 1: pop eyed fried chicken. I'm going there and get the

1151
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:11,320
Speaker 1: fish sandwich. They do chicken, all right? Would you rather

1152
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:15,479
Speaker 1: your partner read your mind for a week or answer

1153
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:22,200
Speaker 1: your cell phone for a week? Phone? No, no, no,

1154
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:26,880
Speaker 1: answer my cell phone for ye answer easy. You can't

1155
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:34,120
Speaker 1: not read my mind. God tell I have to ask

1156
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:36,519
Speaker 1: God for forgiveness throughout the day. I have no way

1157
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,360
Speaker 1: in here. You're gonna forgive me that my phone? You

1158
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:43,040
Speaker 1: ain't got to read my mind here, let's right, it's

1159
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 1: right there. Once you answer, I got to get an apartments.

1160
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:54,599
Speaker 1: I don't need you to read because I can't stop

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01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:57,240
Speaker 1: thinking about the things I think about. There's no way

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01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:00,960
Speaker 1: to stop thinking about the names I think about. It's

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01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:06,560
Speaker 1: for a week. It's no way, no, no, no, you

1164
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:11,280
Speaker 1: can answer this. You know you had his phone. You

1165
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 1: can't even say this on this right. Whatever Tommy thinks

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01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 1: about is on his phone. That's what's really scary. Getting

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01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:22,439
Speaker 1: You're not getting in that phone, all right? So would

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01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:27,240
Speaker 1: you rather have a quickie during super Bowl halftime, or

1169
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:30,799
Speaker 1: hip the quickie and just watch the super Bowl commercial.

1170
01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:36,519
Speaker 1: What wait a minute, damn, I'm about do commercial anytime.

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01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:41,680
Speaker 1: I can't get it quickie. I'm down anytime commercial. I

1172
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:46,640
Speaker 1: ain't gonna miss with one commercial. But if we do

1173
01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 1: it right there after, team, we can do both of them.

1174
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:52,840
Speaker 1: I can get that quickie and watch I get a

1175
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:55,200
Speaker 1: real quickie. I ain't gonna miss with one. If if

1176
01:19:55,240 --> 01:20:02,920
Speaker 1: you just lean over, I can watch the game coming up.

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01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:06,799
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, coming up. Watch damn all the commercial

1178
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:11,320
Speaker 1: All the commercials ain't good, no way coming up. It

1179
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:13,320
Speaker 1: is our last break of the day at forty nine

1180
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,639
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, and we'll also have some closing

1181
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:18,880
Speaker 1: remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.

1182
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:23,720
Speaker 1: You're listening to Morning Show. All right, guys, Here we

1183
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,280
Speaker 1: are our last break of the day on this Friday,

1184
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:32,640
Speaker 1: first Friday, New Year. Down. Yeah, all you gotta do

1185
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:38,840
Speaker 1: is fifty two more das. Yeah that's crazy, man. You

1186
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,600
Speaker 1: know I've learned how to do that. I break I

1187
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 1: break it down. Instead of looking at the whole year,

1188
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:47,320
Speaker 1: I just break it down, and I've finally gotten it down.

1189
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:49,439
Speaker 1: While I just break it down a day at a time,

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01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:53,960
Speaker 1: and it really helps me a lot. You know, Now,

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01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:57,080
Speaker 1: do I have plans and projections, Absolutely? Do I have

1192
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:02,040
Speaker 1: goals and and and dreams and and timelines put in place, Yeah,

1193
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:06,479
Speaker 1: I do, but they're all subject They are now all

1194
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:13,880
Speaker 1: subject to God's will and his timing. That changed my

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01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:17,360
Speaker 1: whole perspective, man, and it really really helped me out.

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01:21:17,479 --> 01:21:20,519
Speaker 1: It really helped me with patience, because do you know

1197
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:23,640
Speaker 1: a lot of times you can want for something and

1198
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:27,520
Speaker 1: expect it to happen and have such a timeline pinpoint

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01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:32,720
Speaker 1: that when it doesn't happen, you become incredibly discouraged and distraught.

1200
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:36,120
Speaker 1: But what you have to learn about blessings is just

1201
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:40,840
Speaker 1: because they're delayed does not mean that they're denied. It

1202
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:45,479
Speaker 1: just didn't happen in your time, It's probably gonna happen

1203
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:49,160
Speaker 1: in God's time. And once I opened up my mind

1204
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:54,519
Speaker 1: to that type of thinking, it then allowed me to

1205
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:58,200
Speaker 1: live in the present more and become a lot more comfortable.

1206
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:01,639
Speaker 1: And I haven't known this for years and years, y'all.

1207
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this at I'm approaching sixty five, and

1208
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:10,719
Speaker 1: I'm just now really starting to understand the real secret

1209
01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:16,240
Speaker 1: to happiness and peace, and real peace comes when you

1210
01:22:16,439 --> 01:22:20,599
Speaker 1: don't overburden yourself with worry. And one of the main

1211
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 1: facets of worry that we find ourselves entering into is tomorrow,

1212
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:34,640
Speaker 1: next week, week after next first quarter, and you invite

1213
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:40,439
Speaker 1: things into your present day that you have absolutely no

1214
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:48,479
Speaker 1: control over. You have absolutely no control over that. And

1215
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:51,760
Speaker 1: so what happens is when you invite the worry of

1216
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:56,800
Speaker 1: tomorrow in the future into your current day, you can

1217
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:01,800
Speaker 1: never have peace in that moment because now you've put

1218
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:04,320
Speaker 1: some self, You've put some stuff on yourself that you

1219
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:08,479
Speaker 1: can't even you you can't even wrap your mind around that.

1220
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,679
Speaker 1: And then you know what, I started discovering, how many

1221
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:15,400
Speaker 1: times did I get to the future I was worrying about?

1222
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:18,000
Speaker 1: And when I arrived at that particular moment, it was

1223
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,599
Speaker 1: nothing like I thought it was gonna be. I mean,

1224
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:25,320
Speaker 1: he wasn't even close. And the stuff I was worried about,

1225
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,600
Speaker 1: so many things had transpired in the middle of that

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01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,760
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't even own that no more. But I

1227
01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:34,000
Speaker 1: had spent so much time worrying about it. It's an

1228
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:37,880
Speaker 1: incredible thing that you could do for yourself and offer

1229
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:41,360
Speaker 1: yourself a lot more peace if you stop worrying about

1230
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,960
Speaker 1: tomorrow what you have no concern, no control over it. Now.

1231
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:49,600
Speaker 1: Can you have a goal, yes, can you have a

1232
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:53,600
Speaker 1: plan yes. But now let me share something with you.

1233
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:58,400
Speaker 1: If you do this simple thing, if you make it

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01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:03,320
Speaker 1: open to His will in his timing, it frees you up.

1235
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:08,040
Speaker 1: So if it don't happen at that particular time, you say, Okay,

1236
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:13,240
Speaker 1: that wasn't the will of God. But because its delayed

1237
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:18,200
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's denied. Wait a minute, maybe he gonna

1238
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:22,400
Speaker 1: work it out later on. But if you think about it, folks,

1239
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:28,800
Speaker 1: today is really enough if you deal with today. If

1240
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:35,120
Speaker 1: you contend with today, guess what, that keeps your plate

1241
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:41,439
Speaker 1: absolutely full. Just do today, Just focus on making the

1242
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:47,080
Speaker 1: right decisions today, doing the right thing today, completing the

1243
01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:54,719
Speaker 1: task today, getting it right today, finishing out the day.

1244
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:59,200
Speaker 1: Do you know that that requires every single minute of

1245
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:03,240
Speaker 1: that day just to do today? It does. Think about

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Speaker 1: it for a minute. If you really put your focus

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Speaker 1: on today and doing all the things for today, making

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Speaker 1: the right decisions, having the right attitude, doing the right things,

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Speaker 1: saying the right things, putting together the right things, talking

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Speaker 1: to the right people, counseling with the right people. You

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Speaker 1: will look up and the whole day will be gone,

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Speaker 1: and guess what you spend it doing Today's I hope

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Speaker 1: I'm getting through to you, man, because I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: it sounds really simple, but it really will change your happiness.

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Speaker 1: It really will help with your happiness. Man. Most people

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Speaker 1: get depressed about two things. Something that's already happened, or

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Speaker 1: something they think is about to happen. Most people are

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Speaker 1: think is going to happen to them. That's what that's

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Speaker 1: what a lot the depression is from man. And you

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Speaker 1: can't do nothing about what the past and have it

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Speaker 1: ain't no do overs and stop letting people hold you

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Speaker 1: to your past making you pay for your past mistakes.

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Speaker 1: God has forgiven me for every wrong I've ever done

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Speaker 1: in my past. When people I know bringing it up

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Speaker 1: You ain't God. You can't make me be hell to

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Speaker 1: I mean when you was in Cleveland, dude told me

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Speaker 1: the rumors about how you left your family and old

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Speaker 1: I walk away from people, walk away from people that

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Speaker 1: something to talk about today. Man, miss me with that

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Speaker 1: worry about the future because you can't do nothing about

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Speaker 1: neither one of them. Y'all have a great hope that

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