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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet. I'm welcome to season seventy six, episode

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Speaker 1: one of Dirt Daily Night Guy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you from the podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into Americans share consciousness. It's Monday, April first, two thousand,

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Speaker 1: nineteen April Fool's Day. Oh wow, whoa, I got you,

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Speaker 1: fucking got you. My friend used to just I think

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Speaker 1: he still does, just calls people and then says, got you, man,

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Speaker 1: fucking got you admitted. Uh uh, my name is Jack O'Brien. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll be jacking the Zike guyst again. All the doors

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Speaker 1: that opened up and opened up again, that is courtesy

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Speaker 1: of one Mitch Wheeler, and I'm thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: as always by my co host, Mr Miles grag Here

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Speaker 1: we go. I put on my chat, I put l

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Speaker 1: a on the mat. I was like ganging on the game.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna remember my name the Daily. We come with

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Speaker 1: the plame. I got the green by the sack, I

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Speaker 1: got the crunchy little rap. I'm us great. How about

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Speaker 1: that site gang site ganginging gang. That was a dirty

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Speaker 1: but I transitioned from a sap to dirt bike. Thank

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Speaker 1: you too. Michael Hill at meek slo m I c

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Speaker 1: s a l oh for that one. A sap dirt

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Speaker 1: bike could be a rapper like a rapper. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean they funk with bikes out there. You remember what

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Speaker 1: was the past and the past over here. There's a

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Speaker 1: little a little rev up sound that actually said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well wait, what is a dirt bike? I'm very confused. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what we were saying? Your dirt bike the floor? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I've always got dirt bikes in the office, pissing everywhere.

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Speaker 1: We're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by

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Speaker 1: the hilarious and brilliant writer journalist podcast host Mr Robert Evan.

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Speaker 1: How's it going to those aprifol jokes? He's all shook

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Speaker 1: from that April fool. Sorry, I just I have to

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Speaker 1: disagree with Myles about something, and so I was I

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Speaker 1: was a little bit reticent, but that was that was

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Speaker 1: clearly a chainsaw, not a dirt bike. That's just how

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Speaker 1: it sounded. Man, Yeah, what is that one? That's dirt bike? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: weird tiny little dirt like an electric one that like

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Speaker 1: has like a little two gallon gasoline. Robert, will you

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Speaker 1: admit that I fucking got you? Yes, I did what

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Speaker 1: what happened exactly, dude up top bro, and by that

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Speaker 1: I mean give me a high five now, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Uh well, Robert, we're we're thrilled to have you on

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Speaker 1: and just being fascinating individual. You are the host of

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Speaker 1: the biggest hit podcast on this here network, Behind the Bastards,

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Speaker 1: and a new podcast called it Could Happen Here. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: two podcasts, which is like having m hm uh nailed

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Speaker 1: it with Those are the sorts of comparisons you can hear.

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Speaker 1: If it could happen here. If Behind the Bastards is

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Speaker 1: like a fine Mercedes, it could happen here is like

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Speaker 1: a fine Mercedes that somebody shot with a rocket propelled grenade,

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Speaker 1: but not while you were in it, just while you're

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Speaker 1: watching from a safe distance. Yeah, it's true. No, it's uh,

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Speaker 1: it's fascinating. We're gonna talk about the subject matter a

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Speaker 1: little later on the show, and we're gonna get to

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Speaker 1: know you a little bit better, even sooner than that. First,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners just a couple of things

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Speaker 1: we're talking about today. We're gonna start off with little

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Speaker 1: fast food news. Sonic will be serving up Red Bull

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Speaker 1: Slushi's Taco bell maybe serving up Truro donuts. Yes, they're

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Speaker 1: testing that out. We're gonna talk about the story of

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Speaker 1: Cruella Divos because it continues. We're gonna talk about the

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Speaker 1: subject of Robert's new podcast, the possibility of a second

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Speaker 1: American Civil War that might look like, Yeah, to do

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Speaker 1: it for the kids, Yeah, you nailed it. We should

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Speaker 1: talk about that video, which is the local news. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a local news team made a video for a bunch

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Speaker 1: of high school students. It seems like they were aimed

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Speaker 1: at high school students. Yeah, who are taking boards that week?

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Speaker 1: And holy shit. And then we're gonna talk some Game

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Speaker 1: of Thrones. But first, before you get to any of

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Speaker 1: that ship, Robert, I want to hear from you, what

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Speaker 1: is some thing from your search history that's revealing about

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Speaker 1: who you are? How to make dick candle? Nicey? How

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Speaker 1: to make your own dick into a candle? And that's

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Speaker 1: the goal, is how to like, how to like mold

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Speaker 1: it and like this put awake in the hole. It's

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Speaker 1: be it's a favorit kind of video. Yeah. Wait, so

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Speaker 1: you're trying to make a real penis impression taken any steps,

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Speaker 1: but I was curious about it how it's even made,

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Speaker 1: stuff when I when I google things that aren't like

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Speaker 1: I wonder, how would you do that. It's like when

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Speaker 1: can make liquor out of blood? Well, no, I was

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Speaker 1: just I wanted to know if you could, and I

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Speaker 1: another human bodily functions. You can absolutely make liquor at

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Speaker 1: a poop. You can make liquor out of a lot

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Speaker 1: of things. Yeah, So hey, gang out there, keep trying,

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Speaker 1: keep trying shoot for the moon. So you just like

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Speaker 1: that I was trying to make that means something unfortunate incidence. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: really just trying to get into your mind, which is

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Speaker 1: a terrifying place to be. But you were just drifting off.

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Speaker 1: And then a candle shaped like a dick, like a

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Speaker 1: photo realistic dick. Like, what are we talking about? I

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Speaker 1: thought it would be funny to give as a gift

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Speaker 1: to like, particularly male friends and colleagues of mine, like

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Speaker 1: a candle that's just like my penis, but a candle,

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Speaker 1: Oh it's your penis. Yeah, that's what I was looking into.

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Speaker 1: You know, what would be involved in that process? Because

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Speaker 1: Christmas is just around the corner, um, and I figure

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Speaker 1: I should start like figure ringing that out now. And

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Speaker 1: this is all fascinating stuff. What is something you think

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Speaker 1: is underrated cigarettes? Underrated cigarettes? I think not here first kids,

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Speaker 1: But I think we should really get the boomers back

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Speaker 1: on the cigarette train. Yea, we should really push the

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Speaker 1: of clear that out for cigarettes, they're good now, good

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Speaker 1: for you now, so that is a population control mechanism.

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Speaker 1: You're saying is I'm not about the population, It's more

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Speaker 1: about the next couple of elections, right right, Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then it's fun. But we got to find a hook though,

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Speaker 1: if we're really going to get people like they're like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this study at all,

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Speaker 1: I think we really drive. Wow, now we can't drive

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Speaker 1: because the ones that really needed don't believe in climate change.

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Speaker 1: fifty million cigarettes will indict Hillary Clinton. That's how we

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Speaker 1: fucking do it. Okay, I think we know how to

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Speaker 1: save this country. Guys. Yeah. If any generation is just

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Speaker 1: I do think it's going to be the boomers, And

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Speaker 1: it's like that's this other force that's completely hollowing out

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Speaker 1: in terms of just like being total ballers. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it's almost impossible to liver like like reasonable, well thought out,

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Speaker 1: What is it about TV? Because This is something like

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Speaker 1: And so they were just like, yeah, oh that was

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Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: Like what, how do you explain this? And she was saying,

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Speaker 1: to go basically try and defend her hideous budget. Uh,

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Speaker 1: there was a quote from her written testimony said there's

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Speaker 1: no evidence that the federal taxpayer investments in existing professional

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Speaker 1: development programs or class sized reduction have meaningfully improved student outcomes.

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Speaker 1: And people were like, what, in fact, students may be

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Speaker 1: better served by being in larger classes if by hiring

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Speaker 1: fewer teachers, a district or state can better compensate those

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Speaker 1: who have demonstrated high ability, the and outstanding results. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: the chairwoman, I believe astor can you run me through

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Speaker 1: that again? And then asks for a thing that Republicans

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Speaker 1: aren't used to presenting, which is some kind of study

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Speaker 1: or facts to back up their assertion. In your testimony,

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Speaker 1: you stated the following and I quote, students may be

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Speaker 1: better served by being in larger classes if by hiring

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Speaker 1: fewer teachers, a district or state can better compensate those

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Speaker 1: who have demonstrated high quality and outstanding results. Uh, and

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Speaker 1: U quote. This is contrary to decades of long standing

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Speaker 1: recommended on average student teacher ratio to be fifteen to one.

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Speaker 1: So what evidence based research do you have to back

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Speaker 1: your statement? Uh, well, that must be in my written testimony.

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Speaker 1: And I would just comment to the fact that given

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Speaker 1: different kinds of environments in which students learn well. Some

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Speaker 1: students can learn better with larger classes, with more students

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Speaker 1: to collaborate with to learn with other smaller de site.

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Speaker 1: What research you're using to make that there's there's plenty

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Speaker 1: of research that will under undergird the fact that mandating

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Speaker 1: happy to have if you submit a question for the record,

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Speaker 1: I will be happy to do do so. If you

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Speaker 1: prepare to ask a question again? Eventually I will not

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Speaker 1: have it. Okay, I'm gonna have to punt on this on.

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Speaker 1: Can you just put it on a post it for

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Speaker 1: me and I'll come get it at the end and

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Speaker 1: I'll try and get back to you. But you know

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Speaker 1: that the idea that they're going to collaborate with that

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Speaker 1: you're like, what your other fucking eight year old friend

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Speaker 1: is going to teach you some ship that you didn't

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Speaker 1: know without the teacher. Yeah, but the teacher will be

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Speaker 1: so good and so well paid, but we're also cutting

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Speaker 1: them if you don't need as much money because we're gosh,

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Speaker 1: it's you guys really aren't getting this? How this? Um? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I guess the logic is get rid of the shitty teachers,

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Speaker 1: get the superstar teachers, give them their money, and then

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Speaker 1: let them teach seven kids at once, right, Yeah, just

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Speaker 1: What if we find the best teacher, we pay them

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Speaker 1: a lot of money, and they just teach all the

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Speaker 1: kids one teacher, all the students, one teacher to rule them,

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Speaker 1: one teacher to rule them all. And then you just

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Speaker 1: You know what, Yeah, I bet si divos or like

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Speaker 1: I could be the one teacher because all they need

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Speaker 1: to know is that am Wai is a fan tacit

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you this, ma'am um. You're a mother, right,

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Speaker 1: and you probably want to set a great example for

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Speaker 1: do it with a fraction of the time investment that

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Speaker 1: that's the type of ship Roberts, right. Kids, kids need

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Speaker 1: that and not the opportunity is provided by Amway. Would

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Speaker 1: like to actually tell you about another form of slavery

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Speaker 1: that's being dependent on these other companies for your goods

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Speaker 1: when real emancipation proclamation is inside the hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: talk about the possibility of a second American Civil War.

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Speaker 1: This is the subject of your new podcast that could

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Speaker 1: happen here, which people can go subscribe to now on

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Speaker 1: you kind of talk I mean, this seems like a

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Speaker 1: thing that I'm hearing more and more from, like people

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Speaker 1: on both sides of the divide, like talking about Okay,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was crazy a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 1: and now like I think it's less crazy basically. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And what one of the things that jumped out to

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Speaker 1: the audio you have of people on the right, Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't think people literally calling to murder their political animazing. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's pretty wild. Yeah that's a thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so much kind of did it implicitly like a week

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Speaker 1: ago when he was saying that like the Bikers for Trump,

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Speaker 1: he has the Bikers for Trump and the military, and

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Speaker 1: if they pushed too far, they're gonna it's gonna be very, very,

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Speaker 1: very bad. And there's just a little story behind that.

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Speaker 1: When we were going through the drafts of the first episode,

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Speaker 1: potential of the president calling on militias and his armed

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Speaker 1: supporters in order to keep him in power. And you

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Speaker 1: were like, you should talk a little bit more about that,

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Speaker 1: And I felt awkward writing it because I was like,

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Speaker 1: this just seems like a step too far. And then

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Speaker 1: he said that, and then he did it. He said

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Speaker 1: could just pop this all in. I guess what do

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Speaker 1: you say, right to people who are kind of like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: everything seems very stable, now, what is the road map

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Speaker 1: or what are the events that could possibly lead to it?

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Speaker 1: Because I think the whole point of your show, right,

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Speaker 1: that as Americans, we tend to think of civil wars

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Speaker 1: and things like that as things that are happening like

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Speaker 1: it's it's the US. Like you know, people people like

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Speaker 1: their shipped too much to try and fight each other

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Speaker 1: in the streets. But what are the I guess the

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Speaker 1: Like you know, like what are the divisions that you see?

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Speaker 1: It would be a bunch of different small groups popping

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Speaker 1: how war works. Now, that was essentially before they seized

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Speaker 1: like led to the tactics that led to them seizing

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Speaker 1: an area larger than England in Syria and Iraq. It's

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Speaker 1: a book called The Management of Savagery, and the idea

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Speaker 1: is that you don't try to oppose a national military

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Speaker 1: by just starting off by trying to raise an army

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Speaker 1: and fight it in the field like the South did

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Speaker 1: back in eighteen sixty one. You try to render the

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Speaker 1: country ungovernable so that order breaks down and then you

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Speaker 1: can seize control and like that actually works pretty well.

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Speaker 1: And I think the United States is in a situation

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Speaker 1: where as stable and as much money as we have,

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Speaker 1: we also have a lot of ingredients that could lead

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Speaker 1: to a really ugly insurgency that could render the country ungovernable.

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Speaker 1: Like they try to think about, like how munch of

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Speaker 1: And like, my answer to that is what a fucking

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Speaker 1: Afghanistan and not think about Appalachia. Think about what a

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Speaker 1: couple of thousand guys who are really committed to fucking

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Speaker 1: root them out, how much money it would cost, how

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Speaker 1: many civilians would die, What that would do to people's

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Speaker 1: faith in the federal government, their ability to trust it,

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Speaker 1: Like the repercussions that would have around the country, the

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Speaker 1: other groups that would inspire. They just arrested forty neo

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Speaker 1: Nazis in Florida with a rocket laundry, Like there's groups

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Speaker 1: of people who have that, like the the physical infrastructure

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Speaker 1: necessary if other people in the country were doing it,

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I was just gonna say, if people were

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Speaker 1: talking about white supremacists as like a unitary block the

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Speaker 1: way they think about Islamic terrorists, then I feel like

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Speaker 1: they would sort of recognize them as a bigger danger

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Speaker 1: than than they are. But because the American media and

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Speaker 1: the American brain has a tendency to just be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: a white terrorist, well that's one of clearly just a

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Speaker 1: random guy that happened, right exactly. It's always treated as

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Speaker 1: a as a one off instead of vanilla isis and

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Speaker 1: great great term. Wow, oh that's even y'all, Kata Yeah,

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Speaker 1: um oh, but we're here real quick though. I do

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Speaker 1: here from people who like the right is openly saying

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Speaker 1: they will kill liberals if they try to impeach Trump.

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Speaker 1: And I think we have a clip of that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have a clip of one of the more extreme

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Speaker 1: people on the right. Yeah, Alex certain, Mr Alex Joness,

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Speaker 1: you're trying to start the civil war with people. You're

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Speaker 1: taking our kindness for weakness. Do you understand the American

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Speaker 1: people will kill all of you if you want a

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Speaker 1: real war A seventeen seventy six. I'm not the one

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Speaker 1: that's called pro violence you're gonna get wrecked. Bads. I

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Speaker 1: don't want a war. I don't need some you know,

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Speaker 1: coming of age deal to kill a bunch of liberals.

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Speaker 1: I just can't. But I also feel like I'm in

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Speaker 1: dereliction of as a citizen of my duty not saying

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Speaker 1: we have to start getting ready for insurrection and civil

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Speaker 1: war in that instance? What are the sides the diametrically

638
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Speaker 1: opposed sides that Alex Jones like, is it liberals that

639
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: he's just thinking people with their MPR bags are gonna

640
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Speaker 1: just pull up and try and you know, bore him

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Speaker 1: to death with. I think he's talking about like the

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Speaker 1: potential of like what if they try to impeach President

643
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Speaker 1: Trump or try what if you know, they he voted

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Speaker 1: out of office and what surely the far right would

645
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: consider to be an illegitimate election. You know, I think

646
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Speaker 1: one thing even more than Alex Jones, because his popularity

647
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,959
Speaker 1: is a little bit on the wayne, although he still

648
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: speaks to hundreds of thousands of people every month. I

649
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: think one thing you have to really take seriously is

650
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: the growth of the Q and on conspiracy. The journalist

651
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: called Bill ben Collins, who's been covering it pretty heavily

652
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,959
Speaker 1: who just posted pictures from outside of a Trump rally

653
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: where they were like a hundred someon people all in

654
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: Q regalia out there. And the easiest thing in the world,

655
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,919
Speaker 1: Even more easier than finding Alex Jones talking about wanting

656
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: to kill liberals is finding Q and On fans talking

657
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: about wanting to murder people like wanting because they believe that,

658
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: like everyone against Trump is part of a vast pedophilic

659
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: conspiracy that's also like the reason why they're not rich.

660
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: Like it's it's this whole multifaceted weird cult, but like

661
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: it's growing, it's not stopping, it's spreading outside of the

662
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: United States. I have friends in London who are talking

663
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 1: to me about seeing fucking more que stuff at protests,

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Speaker 1: Like it's this this new kind of cult that like

665
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: we haven't really dealt with before, where there's like no

666
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Speaker 1: head and no organization, but like these groups of people

667
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: radicalizing each other. I just found my neighborhood papered and

668
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: like Q and On flyers um, Like it's fucking scary um.

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Speaker 1: And I will guarantee you all of those people own guns. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well not I think we even I don't know if

671
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Speaker 1: we spoke about it. But there was that one Q

672
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:26,439
Speaker 1: and On conspiracy theorist who was really getting frazzled over

673
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: the lack of arrests that were happening because they were like,

674
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Speaker 1: we were promised like things were going to happen, and

675
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: and her worry was like, if I'm afraid, if these

676
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: arrests don't come, we're gonna have to go and knock

677
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: down John Podesta's door. So they think that Robert Mueller

678
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: is going to come in and arrest was able to

679
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: definitely these people, and John podest is part of it.

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00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 1: I think that's what they're saying. Like, so she was saying,

681
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: if Robert Muller doesn't start arresting the Clintons and the

682
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: Obama's and John Podesta not, I will therefore realize my

683
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory is insane. It is I will then have

684
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,959
Speaker 1: to go start killing people myself. It's like that guy

685
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: who blocked one of the numerous now terrorists or attempted

686
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: terrorist attacks that almost ended in bloodshed was a guy

687
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: who like parked his armored vehicle on the Hoover Dam

688
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 1: filled with guns and tried to block off access to

689
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Speaker 1: the Hoover Dam until President Trump unleashed the sealed indictments

690
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: he believes exists, and the President retweeted one of these

691
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Speaker 1: people a couple of days. It wasn't about a Q

692
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: and on thing, but it was a and it's like

693
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: that was on that weekend where you like, he's playing

694
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: with buddy. Did you just not notice it? Or are

695
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: you fucking playing with something really goddamn dangerous? Like I

696
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: don't I don't know what that dude, right. No, I

697
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: think he is perfectly willing to like create a huge

698
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Speaker 1: civil war sized conflict or like you know, a civil

699
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: insurrection if he thinks it's an existential issue regarding his

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Speaker 1: claim to power. And I really think I mean Michael

701
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 1: Cohen during his testimony specifically said he does not think

702
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Speaker 1: there's any chance that there will be said, give my

703
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: experience working for Mr Trump, I fear that if he

704
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: loses the election in that there will never be a

705
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: peaceful transition of power. Yeah, I mean, who knows him

706
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: better than that? And like, I don't know, that's a

707
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: thing to be scared of. And it's part of were

708
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: when people like Elizabeth Warren says stuff like I don't

709
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: know even know if will be a freeman because it's

710
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: like like fucking Nixon, I'm sure he deserves to be

711
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: in prison, but like that's why we don't do that

712
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: in this country. We don't. We don't jail or even

713
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: when they commit crimes. And like you can argue that

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00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: maybe we ought to, but also like part of why

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00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 1: we don't is because that's why we've had so many

716
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: peaceful transitions of power, because we know we're not going

717
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: to go after you even if you do commit a

718
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: bunch of war crimes. Like that's just and like it's

719
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: fucked up, but maybe maybe it's better than having all

720
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: the civil wars that the Romans he us to have

721
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: when they would do ship like that. Like I I

722
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: don't know, but there's an argument to be made. And

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00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: like I think everyone, like right now, we're all hanging

724
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: out and like a warehouse filled with gasoline soaked rags,

725
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: and everybody's playing with matches and yelling at everybody else

726
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: we're playing. Stop playing with matches, as they like, as

727
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: they together, Hey, you stop it, right, So yeah, and

728
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Speaker 1: you get into a lot more detail, and like you

729
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,439
Speaker 1: know what the various versions of a civil war could

730
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Speaker 1: look like in America, because it wouldn't look like you've

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Speaker 1: spent time in active war zones in other countries, and

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Speaker 1: it doesn't look like one side versus the other, right, No,

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Speaker 1: I mean mostly it just looks like a bunch of

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00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: people trying to go about their day and sometimes things explodes. Explodes, yeah,

735
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: and like or that, you're just there's always shooting going

736
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: on nearby, and you're just like, well, it's been pretty

737
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: nice in my neighborhood for a while. I hope that continues.

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00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: I gotta go pick up ship from the store, like yeah,

739
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: Like it's just life for most people. And like, unless

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Speaker 1: you've got some sort of like hardcore plan and desire

741
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: to go go out shooting, like most people will probably

742
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: just try to keep their ship together, like keep your

743
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: eyes low, yeah, don't make a big thing and hope

744
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: it ends um, which is why so many civil wars

745
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: and with a dictator in charge, like in Syria, where

746
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: eventually enough people are like I just wanted to be over,

747
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: Like yeah, they're like find this guy promised no more shooting. Yeah, right. Look,

748
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: when I listened to the episode the trailer, I was

749
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: freaked the funk out. I mean not because it's a

750
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: very very troubling idea to try and have to wrestle

751
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: with that, like that level of instability and violence could

752
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: actually just break out in the United States and your

753
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: I know your intention is not to freak people out

754
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: of just be necessarily fear monger me, but I think

755
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: it's it's a what is sort of your goal? I

756
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: think in presenting people with this information, I'm trying to

757
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: think of it's sort of like a like a vaccine

758
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: in the hopes that like if you if you talk

759
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 1: about this enough and get this out enough to people

760
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: and like get this idea in people's heads of like

761
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: how much of it and rather than just talk about

762
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: a civil war and like this like yeah, and you

763
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: should buy you should buy this, you should buy that.

764
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: It's like this sort of ask orational thing which has

765
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: been on the far right for a while. You talk

766
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: about how much it would suck, exactly what would happen,

767
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: exactly how difficult it would be to contain once it

768
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: gets started, and when like at the end, like the

769
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 1: last episode is going to be trying to talk about

770
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: the concrete actions people can take try to make it

771
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: less likely, Like the goal of this is to inform

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00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 1: people of the danger, Like it's not fearmongering in the

773
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: way that like if I see that you're looking at

774
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: your phone while you're driving and you like turn a

775
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: corner and are headed towards a wall, if I say, Miles,

776
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 1: there's a fucking wall, Like that's the goal, Like, that's

777
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: the goal is to be like, there's a fucking wall

778
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: out there, and like maybe maybe look at the wall

779
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: and see if about see about pumping them brains, because

780
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: I think that's sort of the the effect it has

781
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,479
Speaker 1: is because it's sort of you're able to sort of

782
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: concretely see what a reality like that could look like,

783
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: and we already do I think as Americans you try

784
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: and not to ever entertain that because it's just a

785
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: chilling thought. But when you look at sort of the

786
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: kind of rhetoric that's happening, it's something definitely that like

787
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: people have increasingly become you know, afraid of, especially with

788
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: the increased number of like violent attacks and the sort

789
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: of ideology of the of these people. Uh, I mean,

790
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: the the idea that this is kind of a first

791
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: time that somebody is really bringing up the possibility of

792
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: a second American Civil War in like sort of center

793
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:26,439
Speaker 1: to left media is like not first time anyone's bringing

794
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: it up, but really, like it was about that cracked artist. Yeah,

795
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: but this is something that has been talked about on

796
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: the right constantly four years and years since I was

797
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: fucking eighteen and going to gun shows in Texas, like

798
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: they have only thing people they've been horny for a

799
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: civil war for so long. So that's also something that

800
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: your show helped me realize. And it's it's a real

801
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: win win for me from a content creator standpoint, because

802
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: if there is a civil war, then I'm I'm the

803
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: guy who called it, and if there's not a civil war,

804
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: then I get to take credit for their not being

805
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: a civil war. I saved everybody's lives. So it's really

806
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: it really works out great for me one way. Also

807
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: the one who's most well prepared, since you have that

808
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: stash of heavy artillery, I'm gonna say, I'm sorry, Robert,

809
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: but like, if there is no civil war, I'm gonna

810
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: have to give that up to Kendall Jenner. Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: did hand that cop of PEPSI And I'm just saying,

812
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: and I know you might want to point to this

813
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 1: podcast is maybe being there, but I see that as

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Speaker 1: the real image Llians in like fred years and that's

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00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: the point at which Earth began to heal. We're like,

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00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: we're worshiping a golden statue of Kendall Jenner and the

817
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: Pepsi commercial that did change things, man, Like, when can

818
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: you picture the Pepsi like ad executives talking like thinking

819
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 1: about like twenty years from now. Man, this is gonna

820
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: be a moment. This is gonna gonna be water. It's

821
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 1: like when Apple stopped Night four from happening in nineteen

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Speaker 1: eighty four by doing that at a commercial nine, we

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00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: broke the funk out. Yeah, Unfortunately, smartphones have aaved us

824
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: and made us completely impervious to authoritarian oversight and so happy,

825
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: super super cool utopia they brought us. Yeah, super cool utopia.

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Speaker 1: Your next podcast. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.

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Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back. And a couple

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Speaker 1: of interesting details from the Game of Thrones from behind

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00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: the scenes. Uh yeah, if you if you've watched Game

830
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: of Thrones, you know there's some pretty intense battle scenes

831
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: that are yeah, narn kind of on par with movies

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Speaker 1: like Gladiator, Brave Heart, Lord of the Rings, except uh

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00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: not like Braveheart. When in the background you can see

834
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Speaker 1: the guys faking and like, yeah, there's a great one

835
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: where like cuts faw. Yeah. Yeah, it's like they heard

836
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: someone yelled cut or something, so they like like like

837
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: they're just dicking around. I mean, look, it's hard to

838
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Speaker 1: get fucking what like hundreds of actors on the same page,

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Speaker 1: especially in a battle scene. Well, I think that's what's

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00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 1: kind of interesting at those Game of Thrones ones, is that.

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00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: I mean we've heard, you know, little things from the set, uh,

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Speaker 1: and remarkably it doesn't seem like a horribly injury riddled set.

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00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there are injury but like you know,

844
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: for example, like a gladiator, right, Russell Crowe like broke

845
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Speaker 1: his entire body. He lost all feeling in his right

846
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Speaker 1: forefinger for two years because of a sword fight thing

847
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Speaker 1: that went wrong. He aggravated and achilles tendon injury. He

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Speaker 1: broke a footbone, cracked his hip bone, popped a few

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Speaker 1: from these scenes. And you know, like the good scenes,

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Speaker 1: they look intense and it's a great Pigo Mortenson the

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Speaker 1: same thing and the first load of the rings and

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Speaker 1: like he screams out but it kind of works in

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Speaker 1: the scene because they're because what they lost, Like it's

855
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Speaker 1: right after Boromere dies, right like kicks it and yelps

856
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks of filming is what they lost. Yeah,

857
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Speaker 1: the producer over here they were falling behind mention. So

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Speaker 1: we find out from the stunt coordinator. Like Game of Thrones,

859
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Speaker 1: they basically, like any risky situation involving many people, like

860
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Speaker 1: a massive battle scene or retirement home orgy, they use

861
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: safe words to make sure that nobody has hurt because

862
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Speaker 1: a lot of these scenes, you know, people like like

863
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Speaker 1: it's just chaos, but they have a little safe word.

864
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Speaker 1: So according to one of the stunt coordinators, Raleigh Erlam,

865
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Speaker 1: they said that they keep the set safe by using

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Speaker 1: a safe word. When we're doing these battles and people

867
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Speaker 1: are screaming and crying and dying, you might not know

868
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Speaker 1: if someone's in trouble, he explains, So our safe word

869
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Speaker 1: has always been banana. So if someone started shouting banana

870
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Speaker 1: at the top of their voice, you know they're in trouble.

871
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Speaker 1: So someone just having to listen out like like set

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Speaker 1: medics and like the A D or whatever. Just like

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Speaker 1: that's interesting because that might be an insight that bananas

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Speaker 1: don't exist in the Game of Thrones universe, because like, otherwise,

875
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Speaker 1: why wouldn't they be saying banana if you're staying in

876
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Speaker 1: care I mean, I think it's just more to signal

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Speaker 1: to the crew they know, but like, think about it.

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Speaker 1: I want me to think about what what do you

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Speaker 1: Dying soldiers always scream on the battlefield banana exactly as

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Speaker 1: chillingly brought to life and saving Private Rand tell my

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Speaker 1: wife banana. Yeah, so work smart and also safe. Words

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Speaker 1: aren't just for retirement home orgies, Miles, I know, why

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Speaker 1: did you take us to a retirement I'm just I

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Speaker 1: can only use what's in my wheelhouse. Okay, so that's

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Speaker 1: your kids retirement home orgies? Yeah? Used to I will not, no, please,

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Speaker 1: don't all right and finally right, not with a retirement

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Speaker 1: home orgy, Miles, I I gotta ask, is it a

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Speaker 1: vasileine situation? Because you you need that extra like the

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Speaker 1: fucking the Walgreens Lue bank. Man. You ever try skiing

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Speaker 1: in a rock warry. It didn't happen, bro God skiing

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Speaker 1: as you said that, and that is forever. Try skiing

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Speaker 1: in a rock warry? Holy shit, what a sick fuck anyway,

893
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Speaker 1: all right, I gotta go. Well, Robert, it has been

894
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Speaker 1: a damn pleasure having you. That's always a pleasure to

895
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Speaker 1: be here. Where can people find you? On the twitts

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Speaker 1: tweet box, the twitter at at at I right, okay,

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Speaker 1: uh And I have a podcast called Behind the Bastards.

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Speaker 1: It's a podcast never heard of bad people talk about him.

899
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Speaker 1: And also it could happen here about how it could

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Speaker 1: happen here said the war. Hey, it could happen. Remember

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Speaker 1: Mick Worlds from the nineties. Oh yeah, it could happen

902
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Speaker 1: because it's all the fantasies. Yeah, okay, yeah, I thought

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Speaker 1: you were singing the Guns and Roses Civil War song.

904
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Speaker 1: Oh no, talking about my racist dream of an Irish

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Speaker 1: takeover of the planet. Wow? What McWorld? O world? Racist

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Speaker 1: against my people, against all other people? Oh yeah against

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Speaker 1: I've support the McWorld. Okay, okay, Hey man, is there

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Speaker 1: a tweet you've been enjoying? Uh? No, all my tweets

909
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Speaker 1: are are depressing anyone else's tweets you've been enjoying? I

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Speaker 1: mean I did. I found that I love this one

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Speaker 1: newsroom where the guy says yeat and it breaks your

913
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Speaker 1: heart on on Twitter. Yeah, let's play that for people. Yeah,

914
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Speaker 1: let me just let for this day is real quick.

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Speaker 1: That is the thing on Twitter that had like it

916
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Speaker 1: hit me like a bullet. Yeah, and I know again

917
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Speaker 1: this is kind of we're talking about some heavy stuff.

918
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Speaker 1: But let me just allow you to take you away

919
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: to when people act like children and really relate to

920
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Speaker 1: the youth. Act what they assume children say having never

921
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Speaker 1: met one. Right, good morning TPS students, it is testing

922
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Speaker 1: week and it's time to slay all day. Stay well,

923
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Speaker 1: be on, get that Gucci breakfasts say by Felicia to

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Speaker 1: How about that traffic we look at OK, we're talking,

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Speaker 1: won't be an issue. No traffic problems around any TPS

929
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Speaker 1: schools to keep you from taking those tests. It's like

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Speaker 1: you get a good night's sleep, do your best. In fact,

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Speaker 1: it's like if in a thousand years there were a

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Speaker 1: Renaissance fair themed after right now, people like my good

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Speaker 1: man on the Hello, what is poppington tonight, sir, I'm

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Speaker 1: coming up to me Tom about like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Jesus Scott Amandum shoot me. I'm at Twitter and Instagram.

939
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Speaker 1: My handles just took over. Maybe yeah, it makes some

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Speaker 1: serious your confidence. Yeah. No, at miles of Gray, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: admit it. That's what it was. Is there a tweeting? Yeah,

942
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Speaker 1: it was a couple tweets. I'll be like, let me

943
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Speaker 1: tell you about them. One of them, actually two of

944
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Speaker 1: them are both from at at Dan White. One is

945
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Speaker 1: just a photo of this dude on a like with

946
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Speaker 1: one of those water jet packs, like you know what

947
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Speaker 1: I mean, Like it's like water power jet packs, and

948
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Speaker 1: it's like an action shot of a dude just flying

949
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Speaker 1: through the air, and the caption around is like my

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Speaker 1: X steps On. Colton just texted me this photo of

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Speaker 1: my ex wife's new living boyfriend Sean and wrote Sean says,

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Speaker 1: what up? Don't respond? His image though, is stupid. And

953
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Speaker 1: another one from at and and White talk about toxic masculinity,

954
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Speaker 1: perfect weather for a cabin weekend, and I just spent

955
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Speaker 1: six hours on the couch with horrible stomach pains after

956
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Speaker 1: my brother and his friends convinced me to do a fartboll.

957
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Speaker 1: Just leave it there, Just leave it there, right where

958
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Speaker 1: it is. And I know this will be some of

959
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Speaker 1: you google search tonight. Yeah, you should give it a shot.

960
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Speaker 1: A couple tweets type and enjoying kim Bean's at Kimmy

961
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Speaker 1: Monte tweeted, if Fred Flintstone uses his feet to power

962
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,479
Speaker 1: his automobile, then why doesn't he just walk to work?

963
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 1: He's basically just carrying his car everywhere. Damn. That really

964
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 1: fucked me up. Yeah, that fucking ruins my child. He's

965
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Speaker 1: really just doing doing a lot of work. I mean,

966
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Speaker 1: may be maybe that's what they had instead of like mans,

967
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Speaker 1: what about what about? What about? What if the whole

968
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Speaker 1: city is angled? Said? All of the roads are downhill

969
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Speaker 1: because on the way back, huh, how about the way

970
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Speaker 1: back you're gonna have to go up hill? Well yeah,

971
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Speaker 1: I mean that that that does present the problem. Or

972
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Speaker 1: there's just nomadic they just keep it moving. They're like,

973
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Speaker 1: so I don't go up hill, always downhill? Just leave

974
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Speaker 1: your ship over there. I know someone who won't turn

975
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Speaker 1: left in their car, So I feel like a whole

976
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Speaker 1: city my friends. Grandma, Yeah, shout out to nanny. She

977
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Speaker 1: used to not ever make left turns. It's smart and

978
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Speaker 1: would the safest way to drive, taking like seven right turns.

979
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 1: UPS has a rule that you can make left turns

980
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Speaker 1: as UPS trust driver if you are right, right right.

981
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Speaker 1: If you're driving with drugs, do not take left turns,

982
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: because there's it's almost impossible to take a left turn

983
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Speaker 1: in some ways that's not technically illegal with cause for

984
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Speaker 1: a topical. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, what are the other

985
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: ways I gonna get you from making a left turns?

986
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Speaker 1: I know the I know the one. I'm personal color,

987
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Speaker 1: but because it's kind of up to their discretion, because like,

988
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Speaker 1: you never have the right of way to negotiate. If

989
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Speaker 1: it's an arrow, you're good, but like if it's to negotiated, terry,

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Speaker 1: don't do alright. Hustler from Robert Evans Uh. You can

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Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. Oh Brian, you

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Speaker 1: can find us on Twitter at daily zeitgeys were at

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Speaker 1: The Daily Used on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan

994
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Speaker 1: page on the website daily zi guys dot com, where

995
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Speaker 1: we post our episodes and our footnote where we link

996
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Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as the song we write out on foot notes.

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Speaker 1: and this one's called old Graffiti, got a little little

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Speaker 1: box to it. So why don't you hop to it

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Speaker 1: and get your week started right and remember to eat

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Speaker 1: your Yeah, we've mentioned that super editor Dan is doing

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Speaker 1: right in the butt na na, al right, don't don't

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Speaker 1: stick around until later where he leaves all of our bullshited.

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Speaker 1: Uh you know there are absolutely no Easter eggs after

1010
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Speaker 1: the bulls. Yes, so do not listen toil this. That's

1011
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: gonna do it for today. We will be back tomorrow

1012
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: because it is a daily podcast and we will talk

1013
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: to you guys. Ben bye, I love you, you love me.

1014
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 1: We're uh happy family with a great thing and the

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Speaker 1: kiss from me T want you say dirt. Daily's Eyed

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Speaker 1: guys to um u um uh excuse me? Uh what

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Speaker 1: were you to add it? And the smokes and then

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Speaker 1: looking with your all of like about a part. Uh

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Speaker 1: I was just a little I would do a dumpster

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Speaker 1: you know. Uh, I guess in one in one's when

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Speaker 1: uh a lot of these people need like they noticed

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Speaker 1: up um like like I just I don't I got

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Speaker 1: taken that yeah, and things like that. And that's when

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Speaker 1: let's listen to her you know. Uh that's that it's

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Speaker 1: very um or the the uh she I have the

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Speaker 1: other um that it doesn't take um because it's just like, uh,

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Speaker 1: you're don't don't you know now like that what what

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? People talk about how could you know? They

1029
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Speaker 1: think again, so so um terror you might know, I

1030
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Speaker 1: don't um it's uh there what the various like outcomes are?

1031
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Speaker 1: It's uh um doesn't uh like they would all? Uh

1032
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Speaker 1: is it? Uh come? That is a literal nightmare. You

1033
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Speaker 1: wake up before your alarm, No sunlight peaks through your window.

1034
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Speaker 1: It's far too early for that. You're confused for just

1035
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Speaker 1: a moment, and then you hear another explosion. It echoes

1036
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Speaker 1: in the night, rattling the walls in the window of

1037
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Speaker 1: your apartment. This is not the first bomb you've heard,

1038
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Speaker 1: and it sounds far enough away that you know the

1039
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Speaker 1: danger isn't a minute. That surprises you a little bit,

1040
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Speaker 1: the fact that you recognized it's not close. You realize

1041
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Speaker 1: you've now heard enough explosions to have a pretty good

1042
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Speaker 1: ear for them, and when they're close enough to worry about.

1043
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Speaker 1: It's weird how quickly life in a war zone becomes

1044
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Speaker 1: just life. You get up. There's no sense trying to

1045
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Speaker 1: get back to sleep. As you stumble over to the

1046
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Speaker 1: kitchen to grind some coffee, you hear the crack of

1047
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Speaker 1: rifle fire. It's distant, too far enough away that it

1048
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Speaker 1: sounds almost like firecrackers, but you know it's not. You

1049
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Speaker 1: feel the grinder, put on the top and press down.

1050
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Speaker 1: Nothing happens. You realize, belatedly, in your sleep fogged brain

1051
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Speaker 1: that the powers at again. You wonder which of a

1052
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Speaker 1: dozen different rebel and insurgents groups in your state might

1053
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Speaker 1: be responsible. You don't even bother to get at your

1054
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Speaker 1: phone and check the news. It doesn't really matter, and

1055
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Speaker 1: you've got shipped to do. It's still dark outside, and

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Speaker 1: since you're already up, you might as well take advantage

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Speaker 1: of the situation and beat the crowd to the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: As you close and lock your door behind you, you

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Speaker 1: try to ignore the pop and shatter of not so

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Speaker 1: distant gunfire. There are days when you do feel like

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Speaker 1: doing something, maybe even joining your friends, but most days,

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Speaker 1: like today, you've got shipped to do. It's an election year.

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Speaker 1: Every candidate is doing their level best to not call

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Speaker 1: this what it is, a civil war. You hear that

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Speaker 1: phrase out on the street, though more and more every day.

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Speaker 1: You reach a crosswalk and start to step across on

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Speaker 1: the left. Your eyes are drawn to the massive bulk

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Speaker 1: of a police bear cat as it trundles across the

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Speaker 1: street parallel to you. A man sits up top in

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Speaker 1: the couple up, his hands on a machine gun that

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Speaker 1: for now has its nose pointed up in the air.

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Speaker 1: He stares at you, and you try not to stare back.

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Speaker 1: As you hurry along to the supermarket, you ask yourself

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Speaker 1: the question you've asked almost every day for the last

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Speaker 1: three years, How did it get this bad? Did that

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Speaker 1: seem far fetched? You outlandish? And if so, let me

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Speaker 1: try to show you why the preceding passage might well

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Speaker 1: be reality. For millions of Americans startlingly soon if something

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Speaker 1: isn't done. The second American Civil War doesn't sound like

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Speaker 1: a crazy distant possibility to me, and it hasn't for

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Speaker 1: a while. I'm Robert Evans, and it's my job to

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Speaker 1: help you see what I see. Two thousand sixteen was

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Speaker 1: the first year I started seriously considering the possibility of

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Speaker 1: a second American Civil War. It was the year I

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Speaker 1: reported on the major protests surrounding the most contentious election

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Speaker 1: in modern American history. I was there at the r

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Speaker 1: n C in the d n C, and at both

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Speaker 1: I saw tremendous hatred on display. I also traveled to

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Speaker 1: a Rack in two thousand sixteen to report on the

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Speaker 1: siege of Mosle. But nothing I saw there, nothing I

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Speaker 1: saw anywhere that year, scared me more than watching Alex

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Speaker 1: Jones speak on the first day of the r NC.

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Speaker 1: These are not liberals, as welcome to It could happen

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Speaker 1: here the podcast where every season I take some fantastic,

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Speaker 1: unlikely scenario and explain how it could happen, why it

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Speaker 1: might be closer than you'd think, and how it will

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