Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2: And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
Speaker 2: two obsessive friends.
Speaker 1: Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is our hell.
Speaker 2: This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Speaker 2: Today's topics looselie.
Speaker 1: Speaking waffles, Julianne me tap, you even got a fast come?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, double poog merch. I know, I look
Speaker 1: at this, he's in view actually, and I've got mine.
Speaker 1: Don't doubt my water?
Speaker 2: Incredible? Don't you dare doubt my water? My dad last
Speaker 2: night he said, what's poog? He looked at my water bottle?
Speaker 2: And then I gave him the explanation and what'd you say?
Speaker 2: I know I had to give the full rundown. Well.
Speaker 2: By the way, also, is this like a perfect segue
Speaker 2: to go into the personal that my dad has Alzheimer's?
Speaker 2: Just dropping it up top here's what's fascinating.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was thinking like will I ever bring this up
Speaker 2: on poog? Or will I bring it up today? And
Speaker 2: then and I was like, this is it. It's like
Speaker 2: it's fascinating, right, because why would I conceal that I know, right,
Speaker 2: or I think it's like because of myself. I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: in my comedy and my stand up, I don't talk
Speaker 2: about my life. Really, I mean, it's all my life,
Speaker 2: but I don't talk about myself. It's like we have
Speaker 2: to preserve the private, and I have to preserve the private.
Speaker 2: Some things have to be sacred. Like but I'm I'm
Speaker 2: coming out well also because well also, well that was
Speaker 2: a perfect segue because like, well, why would my dad
Speaker 2: not know what poog is? And it's like because he
Speaker 2: has all times?
Speaker 1: Yeahs, but I love this as a promotional moment for
Speaker 1: pug mer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to integrate the personal trauma.
Speaker 1: But I'm actually I mean, I'm I'm making a joke
Speaker 1: to be clear. Actually wait, I'm making a joke because
Speaker 1: I actually do think it's it's it's a quality.
Speaker 2: Uh Like I.
Speaker 1: Really like the idea of actual like trauma being really
Speaker 1: right in there with the merch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so support and support.
Speaker 1: I briefly was like, oh oh wait, it's I sound
Speaker 1: like one of those people. I sound like I'm saying
Speaker 1: the opposite what I'm saying, which is like and this
Speaker 1: is good TMI. I will trying to have a light podcast.
Speaker 1: Obviously that's not who I am. No, No, I was being
Speaker 1: dead serious. My zilllessness is often mistake.
Speaker 2: It was a perfect It was a perfect end because
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, oh, logging onto poog
Speaker 2: and I've had to cancel Poog or I had to
Speaker 2: cancel yesterday because I was going through too much of
Speaker 2: my parents and I was like, also interesting, like why
Speaker 2: because by the way, Alzheimer's on the rise. And also
Speaker 2: I'm like this is so I don't know, it's been
Speaker 2: incredibly isolating for me, and I'm actually finally reaching the
Speaker 2: point where I'm like, oh, I actually have to like
Speaker 2: ask for help. That's for help. Yeah, also only child whatever,
Speaker 2: And it is amazing because I sort of just in
Speaker 2: this last few days for the first time, have been
Speaker 2: asking for help and it's like, oh, right, people actually
Speaker 2: want to offer help, who can or even and also
Speaker 2: people it's like there's nothing you can do, Like there
Speaker 2: is nothing you can do, Like it's a hideous disease
Speaker 2: and there's nothing you can fucking do, Like the medications
Speaker 2: aren't like there's just truly nothing you can do. But
Speaker 2: it is the thing of like what you can do
Speaker 2: is like check it on people. So I am saying
Speaker 2: just for for everyone who's dealing with alzheimer, it's fucking hell.
Speaker 2: And if you know someone who's going through it, it's
Speaker 2: fucking hell. And like my mom's his ownly caregiver and
Speaker 2: it's I mean, that has to change now. It's what
Speaker 2: I'm dealing with because it's just it's impossible. But like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: people who caregivers all of it, it's just so insane.
Speaker 2: It's so unfathomable. And also just how there's no programs,
Speaker 2: like there's no community program. It's just it's just it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Obviously I should say there's nothing I'm learning in the
Speaker 2: last again two days. Yeah, I'm like doing like, oh,
Speaker 2: like the Alzheimer's Whenever fucking website, Like god bless, people
Speaker 2: are doing work around it. But yeah, but but then
Speaker 2: you here's what's really funny.
Speaker 1: Though, a public statement on this is a public statement
Speaker 1: on the quality, like you're talking about your personal experience. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm also laughing feeling like wait, there's nothing go on.
Speaker 2: Another thing, because I've had such a like a hard
Speaker 2: couple days and it's good, you know, I haven't had
Speaker 2: a good breakdown about it in a while and I
Speaker 2: needed to Yeah, but like just now again. Had to
Speaker 2: cancel poog yesterday today, had to move it a little
Speaker 2: bit because I was on all these crazy calls and
Speaker 2: then the cord that I used to plug in my
Speaker 2: MIC didn't work, and I felt like usually that would
Speaker 2: send me into a micro spiral. I'd be like, my
Speaker 2: life fucking sucks. I'm gonna kill myself, like I've grown literally,
Speaker 2: I go, I go, and because I'm dealing with the
Speaker 2: Alzheimer's now, I was like, yeah, I was like, don't
Speaker 2: sweat the smile stuff, you know. I was like doing
Speaker 2: the thing where I was like, yeah, this is actually
Speaker 2: not a problem. And then I go, look at me
Speaker 2: joining poog with joy in my heart. I was like,
Speaker 2: the cord will not the cord is not the problem,
Speaker 2: and nothing, you know, none of it's a problem. Really,
Speaker 2: It's just an experience, just a horrible experience. But you know,
Speaker 2: but I'm also today able to go. Last yesterday I
Speaker 2: was driving to my parents' house, extreme darkness right, feeling
Speaker 2: like oh the walls were closing in, and then left
Speaker 2: like ten thirty pm feeling better, and then today I'm now, huh,
Speaker 2: I lost it.
Speaker 1: Feeling better I was I gonna say, yeah, oh you
Speaker 1: lost the mood.
Speaker 2: I mean you lost now it was shocking like today,
Speaker 2: like it will be. It'll it'll plunge me into despair again,
Speaker 2: like inevitably, but it's it's funny or not funny. It's
Speaker 2: just like oh right, and then some days it feels manageable,
Speaker 2: or some days it feels like, oh it's okay, it's
Speaker 2: not you know, he's still alive and whatever. But it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: anyone who's dealing with it, I guess just I love
Speaker 2: you keep going Holy shit.
Speaker 1: Isn't it amazing the way like when you have an
Speaker 1: experience and you're like, oh, this is what everyone's talking
Speaker 1: about whatever the thing is like it literally can be
Speaker 1: like an illness, you know, like and you're like, I
Speaker 1: get it now or whatever, like I.
Speaker 2: Don't know that this is weird, like.
Speaker 1: Or maybe I'm just talking about our inability to make
Speaker 1: real other people's experiences that we don't totally when we're
Speaker 1: not experiencing them and understand exactly.
Speaker 2: It's a wait, like we literally have to wait for everyone,
Speaker 2: Like everyone in America has to have an immediate loved
Speaker 2: one be shot in the head of a mass shooting
Speaker 2: for anyone to really give a shit, yeah, or something
Speaker 2: like it's so you can like feel empathy. But but
Speaker 2: but as you're saying, sometimes it's like, oh, like I
Speaker 2: was always yeah, these things that are horrible at a distance,
Speaker 2: it's like understandably, you just can't really reach you can't
Speaker 2: reach it.
Speaker 1: The the a lot of thoughts. By the way, I
Speaker 1: am on a low dose vatter all today. Holy sh interesting,
Speaker 1: see what that does?
Speaker 2: I pounded a magic mind.
Speaker 1: I just skipped the chapter on meds. Oh I forgot
Speaker 1: to take my magic mind. I have been taking it.
Speaker 1: So this is the problem. I always introduced nine new
Speaker 1: behaviors at once when I'm like determined to get my
Speaker 1: shit together today, I know I can't tell what a
Speaker 1: fuck it is. So if it's working, then I guess
Speaker 1: I'll have to keep the nine new things.
Speaker 2: The magic mind.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of products I want to talk about,
Speaker 1: but but let's okay, Well we're just gonna stay on
Speaker 1: this room. It like, what is the desire in this
Speaker 1: particular case? What is that feeling of Am I really
Speaker 1: bringing this to poog?
Speaker 2: Right? I mean, it's just because it's interesting because I
Speaker 2: have like it's not like I've been holding back, but
Speaker 2: I guess I have or something because but so I
Speaker 2: guess the first thing is some weird fear that it
Speaker 2: seems like I'm like I want attention, which is so funny.
Speaker 2: I have a podcast where I coughing. It's like can
Speaker 2: you believe it? Yeah, It's like yeah, like yeah, Like
Speaker 2: I guess there's a fear that somehow I'm like, is
Speaker 2: this people.
Speaker 1: Are going to reach oative like like reach out, please
Speaker 1: reach out, this is my plea.
Speaker 2: I know that's like the joke. No no, no, that's
Speaker 2: give me. It's like no, no, but I'm just saying, yeah,
Speaker 2: so what is It's interesting because I was thinking about
Speaker 2: it again as I was like running to Poog today,
Speaker 2: I was like, this is funny, like this is and
Speaker 2: also people who are listening to this know someone what
Speaker 2: the hell seiners like that's just the truth.
Speaker 1: And it drop a if you drop an ailment on Poog,
Speaker 1: I mean you're like or like you know, like it's
Speaker 1: some specific thing anything. I think they're they're out there
Speaker 1: and they're experiencing ship. It's almost it's almost got to
Speaker 1: be shocking to be listening and and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: like like when someone was like when I first mentioned that,
Speaker 1: I was watching f one and they were like, it's
Speaker 1: not an.
Speaker 2: Ailment, but you know, it's like me too.
Speaker 1: It's like a holy shit, it's like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like there's just something because poog is a
Speaker 1: microscopic sliver of our lives, if you know, obviously right, like,
Speaker 1: and yet it can.
Speaker 2: Contain it all. You know, it's like everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's It's like, but I'm interested because what
Speaker 1: is it about when information and shared? I know why
Speaker 1: that changes it?
Speaker 2: I know it changes it. Yeah, and I guess I'm like,
Speaker 2: what am I protecting? Like my my Okay, you could
Speaker 2: say I'm protecting my parents' privacy or something or like,
Speaker 2: but like what like what is that? What even is that?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Or like the dignity like like oh like my father's dignity, right,
Speaker 2: And it's like well because also it's like hard, well
Speaker 2: it's all hard, but like my dad doesn't know he
Speaker 2: has it because he fucking forgets right, which by the way,
Speaker 2: is actually I think for the best because my dad
Speaker 2: has always been a hyper anxious person and so it's
Speaker 2: like if he was waking up every day and someone's
Speaker 2: going hey, by the way if you're if you're wondering
Speaker 2: what's going on, this is it? But like that would
Speaker 2: be really stressful. And he's still very there. He's still
Speaker 2: very funny, Like he's still like like even last night,
Speaker 2: I just think of me being there while my mom
Speaker 2: went out, and he's like, I don't like this, like,
Speaker 2: well I can't be alone, like what's gonna happen? And
Speaker 2: I was like, Dad, like, I you know, you're eighty
Speaker 2: too like to tell you this, like something that happened.
Speaker 2: He's like like what I was, like, you could fall?
Speaker 2: And then he does this big thing of miming biting
Speaker 2: his nails like oh no ah, you know, and he's
Speaker 2: like if I fell, like get up amazing, you know.
Speaker 2: And it's like and then he's like, well, I'm glad
Speaker 2: you're here. What if I fell, you know, when my
Speaker 2: mom was gone, It's like and so yeah, it's also
Speaker 2: it's the not sharing. It is also part of the
Speaker 2: thing that's so horrible about Alzheimer's is that it's like
Speaker 2: you're grieving the person as are still alive or something.
Speaker 2: And so there's I think part of me that's I
Speaker 2: haven't been in denial, but there's part of me like
Speaker 2: anything that's hard, it's the fear that if you look
Speaker 2: at it too directly you'll be annihilated, and actually annihilation
Speaker 2: And what I'm learning truly just this week is this
Speaker 2: thing of like, oh, actually looking at it directly, like
Speaker 2: that is where the medicine is, or it's like to
Speaker 2: bring in young you know, young reality is medicinal. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: actually facing it is, that is what you need to do.
Speaker 2: And then I ended up leaving like oh it somehow
Speaker 2: felt like oh this isn't It's still the worst thing
Speaker 2: that's ever happened to me and my mom for sure,
Speaker 2: but it's also like all right, like yeah, you know
Speaker 2: today I'm all then about it. I'm like seeing I'm
Speaker 2: like this is an opportunity to feel my strength and
Speaker 2: to show love and like it is. But also it's
Speaker 2: just like it's so much. I was talking to a
Speaker 2: friend who's dealing with it, and like she was just
Speaker 2: like it's so much invisible work, and like it's like, oh, true,
Speaker 2: it's just like these like invisible like invisible work, invisible
Speaker 2: like pain or like triumph for anything. It's just like
Speaker 2: very and yet aging. God. I mean, it's just no
Speaker 2: the yeah, I was thinking about out there aging, the
Speaker 2: inevitable decay and the fear of it.
Speaker 1: I was I was lying, lying awake, and I was
Speaker 1: thinking about that thing. Your friend said like once like
Speaker 1: it's just a life.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, totally. Or he was talking and it
Speaker 2: was like, so I die, like it's just my life,
Speaker 2: It's just one life, so Zen.
Speaker 1: It's it's because I used to think that the way
Speaker 1: that we like you, you know, to get through your day, right,
Speaker 1: you can't constantly be thinking like whatever, just you can't
Speaker 1: be aware of your mortality in a visceral way right constantly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, or I guess you can. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I get I get more. I guess
Speaker 1: what I mean is like, like I remember as a
Speaker 1: child sort of this pure understanding of death at a
Speaker 1: certain point that was just like, you know, completely obliterating
Speaker 1: and like like literally have to find a way too.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like I used to be like, if
Speaker 1: I'm not contemplating death all the time, I'm like living
Speaker 1: in an illusion, and like I must contemplate all the
Speaker 1: time and be reminded, reminded, reminded, you know, in order
Speaker 1: to make the most of the day, right, like this
Speaker 1: this kind of idea, right, and that are like not
Speaker 1: understanding or being constantly or like all the avoidance of
Speaker 1: our own mortality, right, the denial of death whoever? That
Speaker 1: was right, like yeah, but also like fuck it kind
Speaker 1: of you got to deny it, like just freaking like
Speaker 1: for me, like part of a path out of depression
Speaker 1: was like to lose myself in the like in the
Speaker 1: bullshit kind of and and like you know, not not
Speaker 1: have these massive meaning crises all the time basically like
Speaker 1: to care about bull like care about some bullshit.
Speaker 2: Like like you know, sublimate there's like or there's no,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not smart anymore.
Speaker 1: I can never I can never used to be sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm not following through on the like the sentences in full.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you know what you're ready for this. It's
Speaker 1: sort of like what I was saying the other day
Speaker 1: about Okay, I was having a moment of wait, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? Why was I off adderall for nine years?
Speaker 1: I forgot I have to be on adderall. It's the
Speaker 1: only thing. And I was like, oh god, oh god,
Speaker 1: I lost years. I lost years, right, I said it
Speaker 1: to your I was like I was like years lost
Speaker 1: to forgetting that adderall is good for and then and
Speaker 1: then I was like, no, fuck it, your's life fallow.
Speaker 2: Let them lie fallow.
Speaker 1: Like as I said two weeks ago, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: like sort of careening through a life whatever, the unexamined life.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm listening, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: To not examine by the way people people are not examining.
Speaker 2: I mean that is just so true. People are not examining,
Speaker 2: and and then people are over examining, right, I mean
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, that's the that's the I hate this and.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I brought it up before, but like a
Speaker 1: therapist once was like, you know, when it comes down
Speaker 1: to it, therapy like like some people need the screw
Speaker 1: tight and some people need it loosen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. Damn it's good. That was like the.
Speaker 1: Entirety of although I immediately go like I need some
Speaker 1: parts tightened and some parton listen, so it falls apart instantly.
Speaker 1: I went to a doctor, just got a new insurance
Speaker 1: and just found a doctor nearby. Just the internest well,
Speaker 1: a couple of things. One I don't know, but annuals
Speaker 1: aren't what they used to be. No, I'm asking you
Speaker 1: this because I wasn't even putting a gown.
Speaker 2: What do you mean they go take your tongue even
Speaker 2: undressed over your sweater?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, Actually you just slid a hand at my back,
Speaker 1: unhooked a bra with one hand and felt around. He said,
Speaker 1: you don't have to change out it do a gown.
Speaker 1: He unbuttoned my my top button unzipped.
Speaker 2: Okay, just talking what.
Speaker 1: I just think it'd be really funny if that's how
Speaker 1: we got to my abdomen, like like just everything was
Speaker 1: done like casual. Yeah, okay, so I'm like waiting for
Speaker 1: the gown.
Speaker 2: No gown.
Speaker 1: I was like all right, and then Kate, I waited
Speaker 1: for like forty minutes in the office. Oh so they
Speaker 1: already got me with the blood pressure and I was
Speaker 1: getting so I was having anxiety sort of. I think
Speaker 1: about just I don't know, I haven't been had a
Speaker 1: physical in a while, and just getting it started again.
Speaker 2: And go in with a foam core blow up like
Speaker 2: your Netflix special. Then they if you were me, do
Speaker 2: you think that would help? Yeah, that's what's so fucked up.
Speaker 2: My mom. I've talked about this something. I'm sure my
Speaker 2: mom when I was like thirteen, you always put on
Speaker 2: something nice for the doctor. Her telling me, you always
Speaker 2: dressed up for the doctor. I know this is this
Speaker 2: is like early poog. I'm sure I brought it up
Speaker 2: because it's one of the most foundational stories of my life.
Speaker 2: My mother telling me you should dress up for the doctor.
Speaker 2: You should look nice. I'll give you better care. It's
Speaker 2: the fucking truth. It's fucked up. It just bobs up.
Speaker 1: You should go into your doctor, starting with the waiting room,
Speaker 1: like like you're.
Speaker 2: You should go to your doctors like you come in
Speaker 2: and they think, like, who's that? What? Who's that? We
Speaker 2: better really check her out, you better really see if
Speaker 2: she's got anything bad going on. Holy shit, I want
Speaker 2: a girl like that to get sick. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's totally fun. Dress up for the doctor. Honey,
Speaker 2: you're a girl going into a man doctor. You better
Speaker 2: have a push up bra on. You better have Charlotte
Speaker 2: Tilbury pillow fucking talk lips on. Yeah something hurts, Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, scary. Okay, anyway, so what do you do.
Speaker 2: I guess the un button's your top, so slap.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for forty minutes and I'm like, and then
Speaker 1: he comes in and I feel like he's looking at
Speaker 1: me to like see if like, and I started to
Speaker 1: be like, I like, I don't know what.
Speaker 2: I would love to see you in there. Hey, so
Speaker 2: it's been a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then he comes in and I immediately try
Speaker 1: to churn make it very clear that I'm not remotely
Speaker 1: angry at him, because I don't.
Speaker 2: Think that's going to do anything good. Angry about the weight, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And he's like pushing right, He's like barkrt.
Speaker 1: He's like comically pushing a bar heart with like a
Speaker 1: computer on it, and yeah, and I'm just like and
Speaker 1: I'm looking around the office, going and I nurse do
Speaker 1: that And it looks like the offices I like grew
Speaker 1: up in, Like they're just like normal, right, but like
Speaker 1: you look and I was almost like is it clean
Speaker 1: and here? Like you know, like it was like like
Speaker 1: the sort of just looking around and going, yeah, I
Speaker 1: am a child of Instagram, and I I will pay
Speaker 1: for a doctor, like for yeah.
Speaker 2: If there was a succulent I and one of those
Speaker 2: like white rope tapestry things on the wall, just suddenly
Speaker 2: you'd feel safe.
Speaker 1: The woven, the woven, actually, the woven, the woven, I
Speaker 1: think would be a little too not quite medical enough
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, totally, but it suck. But a mother's in law,
Speaker 2: mother in law's tongue whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like it's either called it's like snake plant or
Speaker 2: other in lost tongue. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So and he comes, I'm like all right, and
Speaker 1: I was like I was like texting like like Chris
Speaker 1: is like waiting outside. I was like, am I I
Speaker 1: started to do write like am I my rights to leave?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, Like I thought it could be
Speaker 1: like a moment in my life where I'm like I
Speaker 1: won't stand for.
Speaker 2: Like being made to wait. It's not being made to.
Speaker 1: Wait because I I, oh, I'm googling how long to
Speaker 1: wait for a doctor?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, you know.
Speaker 1: And it's like it was really becoming about like I
Speaker 1: want to go, like go home and check out my
Speaker 1: options again, like I don't know about this place?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, totally. Oh my god, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, like not because of the weight that's standard
Speaker 1: and if the place were gorgeous, I'm sure i'd be like.
Speaker 2: Was there done?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: It was this stuff piled up? What No, It's just
Speaker 2: like it was normal.
Speaker 1: I just worn it was like a doctor's office and
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighties, you know, like and just like you know,
Speaker 1: so he comes in and I'm waiting for the gown.
Speaker 1: You know, it's the questions. He listens to the heart,
Speaker 1: he listens to the lungs, He presses on the abdomen.
Speaker 2: Jesus, anything on the abdomen.
Speaker 1: And he checks my legs like by just like the bottom,
Speaker 1: pulling up the bottom of the pant leg for swelling,
Speaker 1: like because like some women have swelling.
Speaker 2: Down there or something.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's checking for full on a demon whatever. And
Speaker 1: that's it. Not a tap on the knee.
Speaker 2: Not as the eyes.
Speaker 1: The only thing that happened was stethoscope to the chest,
Speaker 1: to the lungs, press on the stomach, and then check
Speaker 1: the legs for swelling in my button up. Well, I
Speaker 1: had forgotten. It was like afternoon and I'd eaten you know,
Speaker 1: I ate an air once smoothie in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but so I got to slip for the lab I
Speaker 1: have to go back, and I was just like, you
Speaker 1: know again Instagram, I was like and I said to him,
Speaker 1: I was like, like, because there's so many things that
Speaker 1: are that are like the home testing of the blood
Speaker 1: or whatever, and it's like and the and the shit
Speaker 1: and the whole thing, and so I just like doubt
Speaker 1: a regular doctor's office now, Like I'm like, what do
Speaker 1: you even test for?
Speaker 2: What's even covered?
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean you test for everything, right,
Speaker 1: like like do the full panel, you know, like yeah, whatever, thyroid,
Speaker 1: vitamin D.
Speaker 2: He's like, and vitamin D is not covered.
Speaker 1: Everyone's vitamin division like just supplement, I mean vitamin D
Speaker 1: division for whatever. Yeah, he was fine, but can you
Speaker 1: believe or is that said? I was like, maybe the
Speaker 1: knees happening and all that stuff. I remember thinking of
Speaker 1: it just for children, like it's just developmental.
Speaker 2: I feel like my tap. I feel like mine got
Speaker 2: tapped the last couple of years. I'm not sure, but
Speaker 2: I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: Like to not have to end us for an annual
Speaker 1: just's what.
Speaker 2: Guess what I think. I didn't undress for my last one.
Speaker 2: You undress when you're going in for like gynecological, when
Speaker 2: they're doing like an exam, right, and they're like giving
Speaker 2: you a breast exam or something, but just for I think, actually,
Speaker 2: I think you might be okay. I don't like that,
Speaker 2: he didn't do flashlight in the eyes, but I think.
Speaker 1: You're nor in the ear. I love that feeling. Actually,
Speaker 1: remember that thing that goes in the ear?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, total delegate seashell and.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh god, yeah, yeah, what's he gonna see
Speaker 1: in there? There are these like cameras now that like
Speaker 1: you can order off Amazon, like you clean your ears,
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 2: Camera horrifying story of someone doing this, and like on
Speaker 2: a cran like what did the footage of the thing
Speaker 2: going in? It's horrible?
Speaker 1: And then and then so anyways, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I want and a doctor and
Speaker 1: then and then I was asked for referrals for like
Speaker 1: get a dirm, get it whatever, get it whatever, And
Speaker 1: I don't know, can't I just don't know.
Speaker 2: To me, I've got the referrals.
Speaker 1: All your doctors are not accepting new clients.
Speaker 2: Only one. What's that? Oh? I have that? What is that?
Speaker 2: I know you never use it? It's the nearer. I just
Speaker 2: started again. It's the nearer for wrinkles. What is it?
Speaker 2: Everything baby reals collagen into the skin. Guess what.
Speaker 1: Right now my face might not be moving much, but
Speaker 1: it is like a fiery needle going into the skin is.
Speaker 2: Working over to your house. And you did that on
Speaker 2: my hand and.
Speaker 1: I scoll laser all right, you screamed.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, I'm doing my second round of
Speaker 2: you do it on top. I'm doing V beam live,
Speaker 2: not live, but laser V beam. The treatment I'm doing
Speaker 2: to recap that I'm doing on my face targets red spots.
Speaker 2: I have a couple of burst spots after one treatment.
Speaker 2: I gotta say they're going down. And it's supposed to
Speaker 2: also help just overall skin like texture or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's working.
Speaker 1: And was it was it localized or was it like
Speaker 1: all over the whole face she blastomy all over?
Speaker 2: They localized right on the red spots. So those turn
Speaker 2: into bruises. Yes, So it is like for like maybe
Speaker 2: five days you look there's like it looks like you
Speaker 2: have some crazy bruises, but nothing they can't be covered
Speaker 2: with makeup. After day two, tiny bruises, the bruises right
Speaker 2: on the red It's not like he got knocked. No,
Speaker 2: it's like a little friend like you got popped. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he got popped. Yeah, I've never heard you use that
Speaker 2: kind of language. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I know I loved it too. Well, they say guaranteed
Speaker 1: results in ninety days. I don't know what I'm going for,
Speaker 1: so I'm just doing it everywhere, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: And it hurts, which is exciting.
Speaker 1: Oh but I'm I'm okay, I stopped it.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I want here's here's the big thing.
Speaker 1: I want the big one. They got a big one
Speaker 1: now with a bigger area.
Speaker 2: Cover bigger spots.
Speaker 1: Oh the pro I want it, okay, and I think
Speaker 1: this video of it should be mean we're getting scented.
Speaker 2: I want it, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: I'll show it off on the pod totally.
Speaker 2: Hey, I have a calp. I have a Kelp noodle question. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I got you on. I'm ready to do I
Speaker 2: know I haven't done any I'm ready to soften them
Speaker 2: with baking soda, lemon juice. How much? Open up the
Speaker 2: package of CLP noodles. What I them? Toss some in
Speaker 2: and you let it sit there for a minute or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in water with lemon juice and baking soda or just
Speaker 2: oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: And I I throw them in a bowl sink water,
Speaker 1: fill it up, yep, dump some baking soda, squeeze a lemon.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think on the package they I mean,
Speaker 1: they definitely don't say need to do that. They just
Speaker 1: say like warm water, hot water. But I do feel
Speaker 1: like something about it, like it did feel like it
Speaker 1: did something, you know what I did? And then I
Speaker 1: don't know if my soom arrived, my assumed.
Speaker 2: Assumed tahini has rived. Thanks, guys, I'm going to be
Speaker 2: making that up.
Speaker 1: So the question is how much goes in to a
Speaker 1: pile of noodles and do you sauce it and water?
Speaker 1: Do you thin it to get it to move?
Speaker 2: It depends. Yeah, we'll I'll be doing probably something with
Speaker 2: the sum tahini, rice vinegar, sesame oil. Yeah, you do
Speaker 2: make up a combo? I already, Juliann some carrots and cucumbers.
Speaker 2: Can you believe that now, Julian like match sticks? Oh right,
Speaker 2: well you know what I did?
Speaker 1: What So remember the like twenty dollars riceed cauliflower, riceed
Speaker 1: broccoli combo they have it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were on for five hundred, yes accidentally. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I rised my own yesterday good in the blender.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, and then I I tamped it down
Speaker 1: inside of the carraway storage.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: The glass top, the carraway whatever that is, ceramic glass top,
Speaker 1: the whole thing go from the microwave to the freezer
Speaker 1: or the oven. I mean it's it's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I feel like a god when I a very hard
Speaker 2: to get the top off. No, the vacuum seels so shocking.
Speaker 2: Have you not experienced this to get it off? Right?
Speaker 2: I'm like shaking. Yeah, sorry, I just had a flashback.
Speaker 2: I gifted my mother an entire Carraway. This is so
Speaker 2: her entire carra out of pocket gift set. Where are
Speaker 2: the templeware? This is all about me getting her off
Speaker 2: saran wrap? Sorry, this is a private where's the teperware?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Like, like, where is it? She
Speaker 2: hasn't been using it. It's very hard for in your
Speaker 2: home technologies. Yeah right, And I'm like it was para
Speaker 2: fifty dollar. Don't integrate big I'm the big daughter and
Speaker 2: the family doesn't integrate the gifted lifestyle change. Oh god,
Speaker 2: I got her. I got a Neutra bullet. She hasn't
Speaker 2: made one smoothie. I was like, we got to get
Speaker 2: you on stoothies protein in the morning. Yeah, she can't
Speaker 2: do it well. She last night. This was also amazing
Speaker 2: mother of a different generation. She like, she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I haven't eaten a thing. It was like three o'clock.
Speaker 2: She just like made herself a steak. I mean she's also,
Speaker 2: you know, a Spanish woman. She just like makes a
Speaker 2: little like strip steak, grills a side of a lemon,
Speaker 2: and then it's like, you know, she's leaving, and I'm
Speaker 2: like thinking about, oh, what am I gonna get dinner
Speaker 2: for myself and my dad. They live not far from
Speaker 2: an Airwan, so I was like, I'm gonna go to
Speaker 2: Airwon and get you know something. She was like, just
Speaker 2: make a steak. She was like, I have steaks. You
Speaker 2: can make steaks. I go, I don't know how to
Speaker 2: do that, and of course I guess I kind of do.
Speaker 2: But it was like, do you.
Speaker 1: Know actually that you can just throw a little butter
Speaker 1: in an oil for minutes?
Speaker 2: She goes, She goes four minutes on each side. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. She was leaving. That is incredible for brown,
Speaker 2: A little bit of brown, I mean delicious. But I
Speaker 2: didn't want it. I gave her a real talking to
Speaker 2: you because she it's so funny. Always I'm over there
Speaker 2: and it's like she looking at her groceries, right, and
Speaker 2: my dad's like obsessed with waffles. He's like hyper fixated,
Speaker 2: like hear my grummaging around like wait, looking forwards like waffles. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like totally ten minutes later like waffles yeah. And then
Speaker 2: she's buying him like agg waffles. I go no, So
Speaker 2: I went to and I got like the seven dollars
Speaker 2: like fancy, you know, grain free fucking whatever. The waffles
Speaker 2: yeah whatever, yeah. And then she's got you know, General mills,
Speaker 2: like Raisin brand, and I went, mother, and I turn over.
Speaker 2: I go, the second ingredient is cane sugar. I go,
Speaker 2: we can't do this. I go hyper inflammatory and she,
Speaker 2: you know, she's like all right. So then I arawon
Speaker 2: got her like the Ezekiel and like the the you know,
Speaker 2: the comparative brand, so we'll see. And then I also
Speaker 2: got I also opened the freezer and it's like God
Speaker 2: bless but just like Cherry Garcia shout out, but just
Speaker 2: you know, so I got some like coconut Bliss ice
Speaker 2: creams in there too. Yes, I'm just trying to get
Speaker 2: but you know you want the low inflamma shifts, yeah,
Speaker 2: the transfer.
Speaker 1: So I am. I have been in a kind of
Speaker 1: like Poog, sort of Kate Poog, particularly like early days,
Speaker 1: like you know, like food and like whatever, but like
Speaker 1: Kate Pooh like what. Okay, So I've been like this
Speaker 1: last week. Okay, I've been let's see, I will I
Speaker 1: rise my own cauliflower.
Speaker 2: What else? Okay?
Speaker 1: I oh, I've gone down. I've gone down complete devotion
Speaker 1: to a new product. And I don't know perfect Amino. Okay,
Speaker 1: you were texting about this. I'm sold.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, so this is exciting. I've already reached out.
Speaker 2: I want it. I've seen worn them. What'd you warn them? Okay?
Speaker 1: I warned them that that I was going to be
Speaker 1: talking about it on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: And I'm already pushing to do a collab. Okay, I've
Speaker 1: seen a flavor collab with them, pook huge.
Speaker 2: I believe I've seen it in Air one, so we
Speaker 2: know it's quality. Yes, you have it has the Air one.
Speaker 2: There was a smoothie there, Okay, So there was a
Speaker 2: smoothie there. This month's you know, I think it was
Speaker 2: a monthly thing whatever. I don't know, but it was
Speaker 2: like Gary Breca. I know I missed out on the
Speaker 2: first smooth this perfect Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, who is that? Like whatever, and
Speaker 1: I like google him and like just like a immediately
Speaker 1: a like mugshot comes up, you know, like like whatever,
Speaker 1: like something like not a doctor claim he's a doctor,
Speaker 1: you know whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay. I was like, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: Something tells me I'm curious to try his protocols.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, he didn't go through the institutions. He found
Speaker 2: his creative and academic pursuits among the people. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so I'm like whatever, so separately the perfect I'm curious,
Speaker 1: but the perfect a meno whatever.
Speaker 2: And I'm usually I usually can't get horny, as.
Speaker 1: You say for protein talk, like it just is like
Speaker 1: a b you know what I mean, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: like telling me about protein powders. But we all know,
Speaker 1: like my father is like crushing up peanuts, you know,
Speaker 1: like in a smoothie. Okay, And now he's way okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, so I I go down this perfect
Speaker 1: Amino path because I first saw it promoted via Tracy Anderson. Okay,
Speaker 1: like so stuck in my hand on, I gotta look
Speaker 1: at that, gotta lock up. Eventually, I go to the website.
Speaker 1: In minutes, I'm so converted. It's not even funny. I
Speaker 1: download his ebook.
Speaker 2: Trial to someone with their arms outstretched towards the sun.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know about this, yeah, book
Speaker 2: to get to you. I voted it to my dad. Okay.
Speaker 1: I start telling loved ones to get on something within days.
Speaker 1: Actually sometimes before I've even received the product. If I'm convinced,
Speaker 1: I don't want them to be I don't want to,
Speaker 1: as I say, leave them to dust. I don't want
Speaker 1: to want it before day is ahead. On a supplement
Speaker 1: for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 2: I'm like, get on now, or I'll always be what
Speaker 2: are the benefits of what are you feeling? Okay? And
Speaker 2: I want to also say, as we know, plas bow
Speaker 2: is real, but keep going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, as I said, I'm doing ten things
Speaker 1: at once right now. I'm you know, so I've no
Speaker 1: clue if what is going from. Intellectually, I am sold.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a powder. This is a protein powder.
Speaker 2: Just to pull back, this is a brand of protein
Speaker 2: powder that you put in a smoothie.
Speaker 1: It's not only off written powder form, and it's not
Speaker 1: in a big tub because you need a much smaller amount. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the entire premise is that protein. When you feed
Speaker 1: the body protein, it doesn't just turn protein into muscle.
Speaker 1: It breaks the protein down into a series of amino acids, okay,
Speaker 1: and then it uses those amino acids in a certain way.
Speaker 1: Those are the building blocks, okay. And then it builds
Speaker 1: new protein whatever in your body. So if you're building
Speaker 1: lean muscle, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Okay, So where was I Look what I'm protein? They
Speaker 2: break it down when you eat protein. Oh yeah, good, Kate,
Speaker 2: you got a Kate. Can you believe it? It's the
Speaker 2: magic mind? Okay. So here's what he says.
Speaker 1: If you get these proteins that only have some of
Speaker 1: the amino acids, right, or like one of the amino
Speaker 1: acids or disor whatever, it's discarded, okay, who discards it?
Speaker 1: A little fat and sure turn in turn in the
Speaker 1: glycogen fat storage.
Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
Speaker 1: So he's like, I sent you this one thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I say this one thing because I was like, this
Speaker 1: will get you. The thing about the cars.
Speaker 2: Is worth it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I love how I text you your like
Speaker 1: hydrogenated water at air one that's twenty dollars a bottle
Speaker 1: of fourteen?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I sent you the fourteen dollars one.
Speaker 1: And then you're like the large jugs twenty You already
Speaker 1: heard about it, you already know.
Speaker 2: Well, I look at those they have the water at
Speaker 2: Air one. This is a big jug of water that's
Speaker 2: cost twenty five dollars or twenty dollars and it's like
Speaker 2: hydrogen water or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a new yeah water for wellness, nanopure
Speaker 1: restructured hyper oxygenated water. And yeah, you just I sent
Speaker 1: a picture normally fourteen it's right back the giant one
Speaker 1: it is for twenty five. Okay, well done, I gotta
Speaker 1: find it. This thing about the cars, it was like huge,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever doesn't an I guess let me guess
Speaker 1: what you're gonna tell me. Other protein isn't absorbed. It's malabsorbed.
Speaker 2: It can't be used to build a car in your
Speaker 2: body or whatever. And then this perfect amino powder, it's
Speaker 2: perfect so it can make the protein work for you.
Speaker 1: Right, well, okay, it's not just about a malabsorption though.
Speaker 1: To be clear, I just this isn't about liposomal viruin seeds.
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But yes, you need the eight amino acids, and you
Speaker 1: need them all together at once for the body to
Speaker 1: do anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got it, I got it, got it. Okay,
Speaker 2: I still am confused. It's a powder, but it's not
Speaker 2: an abjornt.
Speaker 1: No, well, there's a powder form, but there's also tabs.
Speaker 2: Oh, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Protein utilization? So a whole So here's the thing. Ninety
Speaker 1: nine percent utilization.
Speaker 2: Is what is claimed.
Speaker 1: Where a whole egg is the next highest thing you
Speaker 1: could eat that has all the amino acid dot every day,
Speaker 1: and that has fifty percent utilization.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I get it.
Speaker 1: Perfect amino has ninety nine Okay, I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it. Okay, great, let's go send it in.
Speaker 2: This is a huge ad send it in. I mean,
Speaker 2: in fact, if they don't send it in, I'm actually boycotting.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start doing false information. I'm gonna do false
Speaker 2: trials talking.
Speaker 1: About Well, the thing is, they agreed to send it
Speaker 1: long before I promised to talk about it. Lovia, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm in the honeymoon phase of a new product.
Speaker 2: There is nothing better than that. There's nothing better than
Speaker 2: that high I guess what. I'm in honeymoon of shocking
Speaker 2: ASoP Oh again, not to be said ASoP. It looks
Speaker 2: like ASoP, I have a new product. Get this joccolin.
Speaker 2: This is a product.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then I'm shocked by how good it is. So I
Speaker 2: literally got it as a little sample and they were like,
Speaker 2: this is great and if you're traveling, and I was
Speaker 2: about to go to New York. They go, I can't
Speaker 2: see it. Fuck it's called blue came mil Okay facial
Speaker 2: hydrating mask. And the woman was like, but you can
Speaker 2: also just use it as like a night cream, you know.
Speaker 2: I go, okay. Yeah, so I traveled to New York
Speaker 2: my sleep mask. Yeah, my lover and I wash our face.
Speaker 2: End of the night. We put this on and we
Speaker 2: go to bed, dry, dry skin from traveling. Wake up.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, am my eighteen years younger. This fucking shit.
Speaker 2: And then we did like four nights in a row
Speaker 2: and we were waking up, went only my god. Came
Speaker 2: Camemel and this is an ad I paid out of pocket.
Speaker 2: I go, I went in by we were in New
Speaker 2: York for like five days, A bunch of three different
Speaker 2: ESOPs to get so then you bought so listen to this.
Speaker 2: I got some more sample pockets. I go, I want
Speaker 2: the samples. I want the samples. And then I got
Speaker 2: so I go, I'm buying it. I'm buying. I went
Speaker 2: into the store. I go, how much is it? I'll
Speaker 2: be honest, ouch, guess sixty. I'll just tell you. I
Speaker 2: couldn't wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I thought, how many ounces?
Speaker 2: I was prepared to go thirty five bucks. They hit
Speaker 2: me with sixty. I went, I'm not ready. I turned
Speaker 2: around on my heel. I leave the store. The next night.
Speaker 2: That night, I used this. I used the sample again,
Speaker 2: and I go, I'm buying this. Nothing is saying in
Speaker 2: the way in this product. I went and I bought it.
Speaker 2: It is unbelievable and they should sell more. And also
Speaker 2: the woman says, well, if you love this, and you'll
Speaker 2: really love the something something sublime, something, So I'd like
Speaker 2: that to be sent to me, supreme rose something. This
Speaker 2: is just you ever heard the word us, kate, you
Speaker 2: ever heard us? But this is I'm telling you. I
Speaker 2: couldn't belie looking it up the hydration, and then I
Speaker 2: looked at the back. I go, what's fully in this?
Speaker 2: I'm like limonine linen oil. We're supposed to stay here
Speaker 2: from that. I don't let me due to the results.
Speaker 2: But goddamn key ingredients. Okay, right, right right, we chase
Speaker 2: the water. Nice good stuff. It's good stuff. And let
Speaker 2: me guess the.
Speaker 1: Smell takes you away because they got essential oils and
Speaker 1: some oils.
Speaker 2: I mean, like smells good. It smells very good. It
Speaker 2: smells very good. God damn, it's good. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: make make Lima the new cigarette in my house. You know,
Speaker 2: wait a second, you're using oh, snail musin the Lima
Speaker 2: over that great Lima by the way, for a bit
Speaker 2: of glide. Yeah, yeah, totally sure. You use the official
Speaker 2: Did you burn through the official Lima serum?
Speaker 1: Is that? Why? Oh?
Speaker 2: Ages ago, damn I still have mine.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think I still have the glide, but
Speaker 1: I burned through the serum and the cream.
Speaker 2: I'd love a real Oh I've been saving that. I'm
Speaker 2: going to do that next. Yeah, the Doctor diamond I
Speaker 2: have my little list right now. I'm using the skin.
Speaker 2: I really want more Doctor diamond I. There is one
Speaker 2: skin here at the end of the episode. I've been
Speaker 2: begging for the one skin seerum and I even followed
Speaker 2: up on email. We're like kracking, okmo Celsius. Oh, she's
Speaker 2: back on the sauce, not that you ever left. Hmmm.
Speaker 1: Tastes like peach horrible in a way I love sparkling
Speaker 1: blue raspberry. It's like, whoa my child?
Speaker 2: Wait Jack, then this scares me. And that's a super
Speaker 2: even super can. It's not the usual thing, Celsius. That's
Speaker 2: just it's don't worry. It's just because I ran out
Speaker 2: of my small cans this morning when I finished you
Speaker 2: on adderall perfect Amino, supercharged Celsius, an hour of Tracy Anderson.
Speaker 2: But I wanted to talk about Celery Juice. Oh well,
Speaker 2: here we go. And God, don't forget God, baby, I
Speaker 2: never forget God. God's my friend. Remember I don't remember
Speaker 2: God's my friend.
Speaker 1: What's that you said that when when I was quoting
Speaker 1: this book, that was like God can handle you being
Speaker 1: like I hate you God, like like like arguing with God,
Speaker 1: you know, is that thing?
Speaker 2: And you're like, God's my friend. That's good God, that's
Speaker 2: a good merch. God is my friend. By the way,
Speaker 2: Celery Juice, you've heard about this for for those of
Speaker 2: you who are unaware, huge culture around first thing in
Speaker 2: the morning before anything you Juice, Celery okay, eight ounces right,
Speaker 2: what did did I bring this up on the side, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you just said celery juice.
Speaker 1: Okay, because I asked you medium manical I've been doing.
Speaker 2: Do you know who this is?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: Hello? This is this podcast not called Pooh Goop backwards.
Speaker 2: This is one of the tent poles ofop is medical media.
Speaker 2: I know, but this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I discovered him and Celery juice yesterday.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's all right because you introduced it. And I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry crazy, you know, I'm just still dialing in
Speaker 1: the adderall I'm sure. Yesterday a woman said, and.
Speaker 2: I just said, it's always a woman.
Speaker 1: She goes, a little Celery juice is an absolute must daily. Oh,
Speaker 1: and I go what Okay, She's like, well, that's just
Speaker 1: like yeah, like that's just you just do that. And
Speaker 1: so I start looking and I know the website. The
Speaker 1: guy liked, Yeah, it's nature's miracle. It's been healing millions.
Speaker 1: Apparently he's been pushing the salary agenda like since.
Speaker 2: He was a child. Okay, so it's full past life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, it comes in.
Speaker 2: He's like a child.
Speaker 1: And he said people others try to make it their
Speaker 1: own Okay, I saw something like that and ginger. Others
Speaker 1: try to make it their own, add lemon or whatever,
Speaker 1: and he says, those are great things for later in
Speaker 1: the day. This it has to be pure, and it
Speaker 1: should be sixteen ounces.
Speaker 2: You can start with eight. It's too much.
Speaker 1: Whoa, he said, some people feel good on I'm thirty two.
Speaker 2: Oh God, by the way, I go, okay, well, what
Speaker 2: am I supposed to go to arawon?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Obviously I can't liver.
Speaker 1: Livery service of celery. No, okay, this is huge. I'm
Speaker 1: finally interested in juicers.
Speaker 2: Oh well, of course I didn't think. Here's a fool
Speaker 2: where I haven't been, and I've been the one begging.
Speaker 2: I even I DMed a couple places. They laughed at me.
Speaker 1: They're like, sweetie, No, okay, well I DMed her.
Speaker 2: Oh I think I DM them in the eighties. But
Speaker 2: let's try again. Okay.
Speaker 1: Because the woman I said, she said, I was like,
Speaker 1: what kind juicer.
Speaker 2: And masticating versus whatever?
Speaker 1: And then she sent me her arm and the omega,
Speaker 1: which is like the literal one the and it's horizontal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, craasticating. Yeah, let's do it. I can't
Speaker 2: believe Jacqueline. I know I said this on poog because
Speaker 2: how could I have this podcast? And I'll talk about
Speaker 2: this I for weeks. I want to say, a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks. I was doing stellary juice. I was doing
Speaker 2: it in the morning first thing. I just but of course,
Speaker 2: like anything, you probably have to do it for three
Speaker 2: months to feel anything, and who the hell can do it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry, I'm here to declare it completely untenable.
Speaker 2: It's not possible. Also want to Okay, so you're very expensive,
Speaker 2: it's very expensive. It's very expensive, celery, Yeah, sweetheart, No, yeah,
Speaker 2: are you joking? I'm not joking. If you're if you're
Speaker 2: juicing every day.
Speaker 1: Throw it in a glass yourself with a your own salary.
Speaker 2: Two stops, you two bunches or whatever, and you're obviously
Speaker 2: gonna be juicing for two Yeah. It's like this is
Speaker 2: I mean, you're looking at sealery. It's like seven dollars
Speaker 2: a day. Let's look this up. Okay, organic, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: got to be organic.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See what the market value here is obviously depending on.
Speaker 1: Your cell, on your local cross I mean two okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but grow yourself.
Speaker 2: Seeing two fifty I'm seeing go up to four twenty nine.
Speaker 2: I'd say a median price is three dollars three fifty
Speaker 2: row your cell. Look at this, three eighty nine the
Speaker 2: price of salary.
Speaker 1: How much salary for I'm gonna write sixty I'm gonna
Speaker 1: write thirty two ounces?
Speaker 2: Who well, then you're really going crazy.
Speaker 1: Well that's that's no, because that's just that's for two
Speaker 1: sixteen ounces each. Oh right, sure, So how much salary
Speaker 1: do you need for sixteen ounces? It says one salary
Speaker 1: bunch makes anywhere from eight to sixteen. It's a wide range. Surprise, surprise, Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought I saw celery growing in water. Yeah, looks
Speaker 1: like you just drop your the end of your celery.
Speaker 2: No water growing celery at your house. Wow, it's not possible.
Speaker 2: How do we grow celery from scraps? Yeah, so it's
Speaker 2: been two weeks. It takes two weeks to grow it,
Speaker 2: and they juice it in four seconds. Adds up. You
Speaker 2: have a whole room, a celery room in your house.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, I guess the other.
Speaker 2: Untenable celery delivery. I don't know, Okay, I feel there's
Speaker 2: a woman I know there's a fancy woman. I know,
Speaker 2: she's really into this. She does a full celery delivery service,
Speaker 2: so she gets celery dropped off in a box. Okay,
Speaker 2: so this is a full life, you know, devotion, and
Speaker 2: she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: So hey, and I mean, but like, right, okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: What about misfits? Isn't that a thing with the whole
Speaker 1: misfits celery?
Speaker 2: Oh honey, imperfect produce ain't gonna cover this.
Speaker 1: Really, no imperfect foods, perfect celery, Jacqueline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think you're gonna start for years every morning
Speaker 2: waking up and drinking the celery juice. You don't need to.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've done antidepressants for nineteen years or something.
Speaker 2: If it were on pill form, I would do it too.
Speaker 2: The labor of the juicing and the juice. You're not
Speaker 2: taking your fish oil, are you. Oh it's a really
Speaker 2: good point.
Speaker 1: I know pill form has not saved us.
Speaker 2: I've been doing fatty, I've been. I'm gonna post the
Speaker 2: probiotics I've been on because I really do think they've
Speaker 2: helped a lot with stomach pain. And I sent a
Speaker 2: thing to Pendulum.
Speaker 1: They dropped some new probiotic and I go I just
Speaker 1: sent a d I'm like, you have our addresses.
Speaker 2: We'd love it. We have to go. I could talk
Speaker 2: all day.
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