WEBVTT - It's Just a Life

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between

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<v Speaker 2>two obsessive friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is our hell.

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<v Speaker 2>This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's topics looselie.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking waffles, Julianne me tap, you even got a fast come?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, double poog merch. I know, I look

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<v Speaker 1>at this, he's in view actually, and I've got mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't doubt my water?

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible? Don't you dare doubt my water? My dad last

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<v Speaker 2>night he said, what's poog? He looked at my water bottle?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I gave him the explanation and what'd you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I know I had to give the full rundown. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, also, is this like a perfect segue

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<v Speaker 2>to go into the personal that my dad has Alzheimer's?

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<v Speaker 2>Just dropping it up top here's what's fascinating.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking like will I ever bring this up

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<v Speaker 2>on poog? Or will I bring it up today? And

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<v Speaker 2>then and I was like, this is it. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>it's fascinating, right, because why would I conceal that I know, right,

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<v Speaker 2>or I think it's like because of myself. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>in my comedy and my stand up, I don't talk

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<v Speaker 2>about my life. Really, I mean, it's all my life,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't talk about myself. It's like we have

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<v Speaker 2>to preserve the private, and I have to preserve the private.

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<v Speaker 2>Some things have to be sacred. Like but I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 2>coming out well also because well also, well that was

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<v Speaker 2>a perfect segue because like, well, why would my dad

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<v Speaker 2>not know what poog is? And it's like because he

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<v Speaker 2>has all times?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeahs, but I love this as a promotional moment for

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<v Speaker 1>pug mer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to integrate the personal trauma.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm actually I mean, I'm I'm making a joke

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<v Speaker 1>to be clear. Actually wait, I'm making a joke because

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<v Speaker 1>I actually do think it's it's it's a quality.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Really like the idea of actual like trauma being really

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<v Speaker 1>right in there with the merch. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so support and support.

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<v Speaker 1>I briefly was like, oh oh wait, it's I sound

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<v Speaker 1>like one of those people. I sound like I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>the opposite what I'm saying, which is like and this

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<v Speaker 1>is good TMI. I will trying to have a light podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously that's not who I am. No, No, I was being

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<v Speaker 1>dead serious. My zilllessness is often mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a perfect It was a perfect end because

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like, oh, logging onto poog

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<v Speaker 2>and I've had to cancel Poog or I had to

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<v Speaker 2>cancel yesterday because I was going through too much of

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<v Speaker 2>my parents and I was like, also interesting, like why

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<v Speaker 2>because by the way, Alzheimer's on the rise. And also

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like this is so I don't know, it's been

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<v Speaker 2>incredibly isolating for me, and I'm actually finally reaching the

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<v Speaker 2>point where I'm like, oh, I actually have to like

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<v Speaker 2>ask for help. That's for help. Yeah, also only child whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>And it is amazing because I sort of just in

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<v Speaker 2>this last few days for the first time, have been

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<v Speaker 2>asking for help and it's like, oh, right, people actually

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<v Speaker 2>want to offer help, who can or even and also

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<v Speaker 2>people it's like there's nothing you can do, Like there

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<v Speaker 2>is nothing you can do, Like it's a hideous disease

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<v Speaker 2>and there's nothing you can fucking do, Like the medications

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<v Speaker 2>aren't like there's just truly nothing you can do. But

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<v Speaker 2>it is the thing of like what you can do

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<v Speaker 2>is like check it on people. So I am saying

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<v Speaker 2>just for for everyone who's dealing with alzheimer, it's fucking hell.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you know someone who's going through it, it's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hell. And like my mom's his ownly caregiver and

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<v Speaker 2>it's I mean, that has to change now. It's what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dealing with because it's just it's impossible. But like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>people who caregivers all of it, it's just so insane.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so unfathomable. And also just how there's no programs,

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<v Speaker 2>like there's no community program. It's just it's just it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously I should say there's nothing I'm learning in the

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<v Speaker 2>last again two days. Yeah, I'm like doing like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>like the Alzheimer's Whenever fucking website, Like god bless, people

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<v Speaker 2>are doing work around it. But yeah, but but then

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<v Speaker 2>you here's what's really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, a public statement on this is a public statement

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<v Speaker 1>on the quality, like you're talking about your personal experience. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm also laughing feeling like wait, there's nothing go on.

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<v Speaker 2>Another thing, because I've had such a like a hard

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<v Speaker 2>couple days and it's good, you know, I haven't had

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<v Speaker 2>a good breakdown about it in a while and I

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<v Speaker 2>needed to Yeah, but like just now again. Had to

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<v Speaker 2>cancel poog yesterday today, had to move it a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit because I was on all these crazy calls and

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<v Speaker 2>then the cord that I used to plug in my

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<v Speaker 2>MIC didn't work, and I felt like usually that would

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<v Speaker 2>send me into a micro spiral. I'd be like, my

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<v Speaker 2>life fucking sucks. I'm gonna kill myself, like I've grown literally,

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<v Speaker 2>I go, I go, and because I'm dealing with the

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<v Speaker 2>Alzheimer's now, I was like, yeah, I was like, don't

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<v Speaker 2>sweat the smile stuff, you know. I was like doing

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<v Speaker 2>the thing where I was like, yeah, this is actually

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<v Speaker 2>not a problem. And then I go, look at me

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<v Speaker 2>joining poog with joy in my heart. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>the cord will not the cord is not the problem,

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<v Speaker 2>and nothing, you know, none of it's a problem. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>It's just an experience, just a horrible experience. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm also today able to go. Last yesterday I

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<v Speaker 2>was driving to my parents' house, extreme darkness right, feeling

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<v Speaker 2>like oh the walls were closing in, and then left

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<v Speaker 2>like ten thirty pm feeling better, and then today I'm now, huh,

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<v Speaker 2>I lost it.

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<v Speaker 1>Feeling better I was I gonna say, yeah, oh you

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<v Speaker 1>lost the mood.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you lost now it was shocking like today,

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<v Speaker 2>like it will be. It'll it'll plunge me into despair again,

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<v Speaker 2>like inevitably, but it's it's funny or not funny. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just like oh right, and then some days it feels manageable,

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<v Speaker 2>or some days it feels like, oh it's okay, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not you know, he's still alive and whatever. But it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>anyone who's dealing with it, I guess just I love

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<v Speaker 2>you keep going Holy shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it amazing the way like when you have an

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<v Speaker 1>experience and you're like, oh, this is what everyone's talking

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<v Speaker 1>about whatever the thing is like it literally can be

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<v Speaker 1>like an illness, you know, like and you're like, I

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<v Speaker 1>get it now or whatever, like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know that this is weird, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe I'm just talking about our inability to make

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<v Speaker 1>real other people's experiences that we don't totally when we're

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<v Speaker 1>not experiencing them and understand exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a wait, like we literally have to wait for everyone,

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<v Speaker 2>Like everyone in America has to have an immediate loved

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<v Speaker 2>one be shot in the head of a mass shooting

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<v Speaker 2>for anyone to really give a shit, yeah, or something

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<v Speaker 2>like it's so you can like feel empathy. But but

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<v Speaker 2>but as you're saying, sometimes it's like, oh, like I

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<v Speaker 2>was always yeah, these things that are horrible at a distance,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like understandably, you just can't really reach you can't

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<v Speaker 2>reach it.

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<v Speaker 1>The the a lot of thoughts. By the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>am on a low dose vatter all today. Holy sh interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>see what that does?

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<v Speaker 2>I pounded a magic mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I just skipped the chapter on meds. Oh I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>to take my magic mind. I have been taking it.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is the problem. I always introduced nine new

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<v Speaker 1>behaviors at once when I'm like determined to get my

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<v Speaker 1>shit together today, I know I can't tell what a

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<v Speaker 1>fuck it is. So if it's working, then I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have to keep the nine new things.

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<v Speaker 2>The magic mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's a lot of products I want to talk about,

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<v Speaker 1>but but let's okay, Well we're just gonna stay on

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<v Speaker 1>this room. It like, what is the desire in this

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<v Speaker 1>particular case? What is that feeling of Am I really

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<v Speaker 1>bringing this to poog?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? I mean, it's just because it's interesting because I

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<v Speaker 2>have like it's not like I've been holding back, but

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I have or something because but so I

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<v Speaker 2>guess the first thing is some weird fear that it

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<v Speaker 2>seems like I'm like I want attention, which is so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a podcast where I coughing. It's like can

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<v Speaker 2>you believe it? Yeah, It's like yeah, like yeah, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I guess there's a fear that somehow I'm like, is

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<v Speaker 2>this people.

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<v Speaker 1>Are going to reach oative like like reach out, please

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<v Speaker 1>reach out, this is my plea.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's like the joke. No no, no, that's

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<v Speaker 2>give me. It's like no, no, but I'm just saying, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so what is It's interesting because I was thinking about

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<v Speaker 2>it again as I was like running to Poog today,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is funny, like this is and

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<v Speaker 2>also people who are listening to this know someone what

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<v Speaker 2>the hell seiners like that's just the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>And it drop a if you drop an ailment on Poog,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're like or like you know, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>some specific thing anything. I think they're they're out there

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<v Speaker 1>and they're experiencing ship. It's almost it's almost got to

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<v Speaker 1>be shocking to be listening and and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like like when someone was like when I first mentioned that,

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching f one and they were like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not an.

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<v Speaker 2>Ailment, but you know, it's like me too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a holy shit, it's like you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like there's just something because poog is a

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<v Speaker 1>microscopic sliver of our lives, if you know, obviously right, like,

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<v Speaker 1>and yet it can.

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<v Speaker 2>Contain it all. You know, it's like everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's It's like, but I'm interested because what

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<v Speaker 1>is it about when information and shared? I know why

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<v Speaker 1>that changes it?

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<v Speaker 2>I know it changes it. Yeah, and I guess I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what am I protecting? Like my my Okay, you could

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<v Speaker 2>say I'm protecting my parents' privacy or something or like,

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<v Speaker 2>but like what like what is that? What even is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Or like the dignity like like oh like my father's dignity, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like well because also it's like hard, well

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<v Speaker 2>it's all hard, but like my dad doesn't know he

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<v Speaker 2>has it because he fucking forgets right, which by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>is actually I think for the best because my dad

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<v Speaker 2>has always been a hyper anxious person and so it's

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<v Speaker 2>like if he was waking up every day and someone's

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<v Speaker 2>going hey, by the way if you're if you're wondering

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on, this is it? But like that would

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<v Speaker 2>be really stressful. And he's still very there. He's still

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<v Speaker 2>very funny, Like he's still like like even last night,

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<v Speaker 2>I just think of me being there while my mom

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<v Speaker 2>went out, and he's like, I don't like this, like,

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<v Speaker 2>well I can't be alone, like what's gonna happen? And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Dad, like, I you know, you're eighty

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<v Speaker 2>too like to tell you this, like something that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like like what I was, like, you could fall?

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<v Speaker 2>And then he does this big thing of miming biting

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<v Speaker 2>his nails like oh no ah, you know, and he's

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<v Speaker 2>like if I fell, like get up amazing, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like and then he's like, well, I'm glad

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<v Speaker 2>you're here. What if I fell, you know, when my

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<v Speaker 2>mom was gone, It's like and so yeah, it's also

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<v Speaker 2>it's the not sharing. It is also part of the

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<v Speaker 2>thing that's so horrible about Alzheimer's is that it's like

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<v Speaker 2>you're grieving the person as are still alive or something.

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<v Speaker 2>And so there's I think part of me that's I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't been in denial, but there's part of me like

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<v Speaker 2>anything that's hard, it's the fear that if you look

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<v Speaker 2>at it too directly you'll be annihilated, and actually annihilation

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<v Speaker 2>And what I'm learning truly just this week is this

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<v Speaker 2>thing of like, oh, actually looking at it directly, like

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<v Speaker 2>that is where the medicine is, or it's like to

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<v Speaker 2>bring in young you know, young reality is medicinal. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>actually facing it is, that is what you need to do.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I ended up leaving like oh it somehow

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<v Speaker 2>felt like oh this isn't It's still the worst thing

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<v Speaker 2>that's ever happened to me and my mom for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's also like all right, like yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 2>today I'm all then about it. I'm like seeing I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like this is an opportunity to feel my strength and

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<v Speaker 2>to show love and like it is. But also it's

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<v Speaker 2>just like it's so much. I was talking to a

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<v Speaker 2>friend who's dealing with it, and like she was just

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<v Speaker 2>like it's so much invisible work, and like it's like, oh, true,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like these like invisible like invisible work, invisible

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<v Speaker 2>like pain or like triumph for anything. It's just like

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<v Speaker 2>very and yet aging. God. I mean, it's just no

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<v Speaker 2>the yeah, I was thinking about out there aging, the

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<v Speaker 2>inevitable decay and the fear of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was I was lying, lying awake, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about that thing. Your friend said like once like

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a life.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, totally. Or he was talking and it

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<v Speaker 2>was like, so I die, like it's just my life,

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<v Speaker 2>It's just one life, so Zen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's because I used to think that the way

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<v Speaker 1>that we like you, you know, to get through your day, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't constantly be thinking like whatever, just you can't

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<v Speaker 1>be aware of your mortality in a visceral way right constantly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, or I guess you can. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. I get I get more. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean is like, like I remember as a

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<v Speaker 1>child sort of this pure understanding of death at a

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<v Speaker 1>certain point that was just like, you know, completely obliterating

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<v Speaker 1>and like like literally have to find a way too.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. It's like I used to be like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not contemplating death all the time, I'm like living

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<v Speaker 1>in an illusion, and like I must contemplate all the

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<v Speaker 1>time and be reminded, reminded, reminded, you know, in order

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<v Speaker 1>to make the most of the day, right, like this

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of idea, right, and that are like not

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<v Speaker 1>understanding or being constantly or like all the avoidance of

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<v Speaker 1>our own mortality, right, the denial of death whoever? That

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<v Speaker 1>was right, like yeah, but also like fuck it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of you got to deny it, like just freaking like

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<v Speaker 1>for me, like part of a path out of depression

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<v Speaker 1>was like to lose myself in the like in the

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<v Speaker 1>bullshit kind of and and like you know, not not

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<v Speaker 1>have these massive meaning crises all the time basically like

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<v Speaker 1>to care about bull like care about some bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like you know, sublimate there's like or there's no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm not smart anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I can never I can never used to be sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not following through on the like the sentences in full.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, you know what you're ready for this. It's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like what I was saying the other day

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<v Speaker 1>about Okay, I was having a moment of wait, what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck? Why was I off adderall for nine years?

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot I have to be on adderall. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing. And I was like, oh god, oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I lost years. I lost years, right, I said it

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<v Speaker 1>to your I was like I was like years lost

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<v Speaker 1>to forgetting that adderall is good for and then and

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, no, fuck it, your's life fallow.

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<v Speaker 2>Let them lie fallow.

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<v Speaker 1>Like as I said two weeks ago, uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like sort of careening through a life whatever, the unexamined life.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm listening, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>To not examine by the way people people are not examining.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that is just so true. People are not examining,

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<v Speaker 2>and and then people are over examining, right, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, yeah, that's the that's the I hate this and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I brought it up before, but like a

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<v Speaker 1>therapist once was like, you know, when it comes down

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<v Speaker 1>to it, therapy like like some people need the screw

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<v Speaker 1>tight and some people need it loosen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love that. Damn it's good. That was like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Entirety of although I immediately go like I need some

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<v Speaker 1>parts tightened and some parton listen, so it falls apart instantly.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to a doctor, just got a new insurance

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<v Speaker 1>and just found a doctor nearby. Just the internest well,

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of things. One I don't know, but annuals

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<v Speaker 1>aren't what they used to be. No, I'm asking you

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<v Speaker 1>this because I wasn't even putting a gown.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean they go take your tongue even

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<v Speaker 2>undressed over your sweater?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, Actually you just slid a hand at my back,

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<v Speaker 1>unhooked a bra with one hand and felt around. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to change out it do a gown.

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<v Speaker 1>He unbuttoned my my top button unzipped.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just talking what.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think it'd be really funny if that's how

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<v Speaker 1>we got to my abdomen, like like just everything was

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<v Speaker 1>done like casual. Yeah, okay, so I'm like waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the gown.

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<v Speaker 2>No gown.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like all right, and then Kate, I waited

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<v Speaker 1>for like forty minutes in the office. Oh so they

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<v Speaker 1>already got me with the blood pressure and I was

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<v Speaker 1>getting so I was having anxiety sort of. I think

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<v Speaker 1>about just I don't know, I haven't been had a

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<v Speaker 1>physical in a while, and just getting it started again.

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<v Speaker 2>And go in with a foam core blow up like

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<v Speaker 2>your Netflix special. Then they if you were me, do

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<v Speaker 2>you think that would help? Yeah, that's what's so fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom. I've talked about this something. I'm sure my

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<v Speaker 2>mom when I was like thirteen, you always put on

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<v Speaker 2>something nice for the doctor. Her telling me, you always

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<v Speaker 2>dressed up for the doctor. I know this is this

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<v Speaker 2>is like early poog. I'm sure I brought it up

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<v Speaker 2>because it's one of the most foundational stories of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>My mother telling me you should dress up for the doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>You should look nice. I'll give you better care. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking truth. It's fucked up. It just bobs up.

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<v Speaker 1>You should go into your doctor, starting with the waiting room,

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<v Speaker 1>like like you're.

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<v Speaker 2>You should go to your doctors like you come in

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<v Speaker 2>and they think, like, who's that? What? Who's that? We

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<v Speaker 2>better really check her out, you better really see if

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<v Speaker 2>she's got anything bad going on. Holy shit, I want

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<v Speaker 2>a girl like that to get sick. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's totally fun. Dress up for the doctor. Honey,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a girl going into a man doctor. You better

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<v Speaker 2>have a push up bra on. You better have Charlotte

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<v Speaker 2>Tilbury pillow fucking talk lips on. Yeah something hurts, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, scary. Okay, anyway, so what do you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess the un button's your top, so slap.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting for forty minutes and I'm like, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he comes in and I feel like he's looking at

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<v Speaker 1>me to like see if like, and I started to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I like, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to see you in there. Hey, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's been a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And then he comes in and I immediately try

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<v Speaker 1>to churn make it very clear that I'm not remotely

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<v Speaker 1>angry at him, because I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Think that's going to do anything good. Angry about the weight, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like pushing right, He's like barkrt.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like comically pushing a bar heart with like a

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<v Speaker 1>computer on it, and yeah, and I'm just like and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking around the office, going and I nurse do

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<v Speaker 1>that And it looks like the offices I like grew

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<v Speaker 1>up in, Like they're just like normal, right, but like

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<v Speaker 1>you look and I was almost like is it clean

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<v Speaker 1>and here? Like you know, like it was like like

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<v Speaker 1>the sort of just looking around and going, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>am a child of Instagram, and I I will pay

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<v Speaker 1>for a doctor, like for yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>If there was a succulent I and one of those

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<v Speaker 2>like white rope tapestry things on the wall, just suddenly

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<v Speaker 2>you'd feel safe.

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<v Speaker 1>The woven, the woven, actually, the woven, the woven, I

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<v Speaker 1>think would be a little too not quite medical enough

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<v Speaker 1>for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, totally, but it suck. But a mother's in law,

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<v Speaker 2>mother in law's tongue whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's either called it's like snake plant or

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<v Speaker 2>other in lost tongue. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So and he comes, I'm like all right, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like I was like texting like like Chris

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<v Speaker 1>is like waiting outside. I was like, am I I

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<v Speaker 1>started to do write like am I my rights to leave?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know, Like I thought it could be

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<v Speaker 1>like a moment in my life where I'm like I

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<v Speaker 1>won't stand for.

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<v Speaker 2>Like being made to wait. It's not being made to.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait because I I, oh, I'm googling how long to

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<v Speaker 1>wait for a doctor?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like it was really becoming about like I

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<v Speaker 1>want to go, like go home and check out my

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<v Speaker 1>options again, like I don't know about this place?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, totally. Oh my god, you know, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know, like not because of the weight that's standard

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<v Speaker 1>and if the place were gorgeous, I'm sure i'd be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Was there done?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>It was this stuff piled up? What No, It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like it was normal.

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<v Speaker 1>I just worn it was like a doctor's office and

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighties, you know, like and just like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>so he comes in and I'm waiting for the gown.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's the questions. He listens to the heart,

0:20:13.720 --> 0:20:17.760
<v Speaker 1>he listens to the lungs, He presses on the abdomen.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus, anything on the abdomen.

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<v Speaker 1>And he checks my legs like by just like the bottom,

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<v Speaker 1>pulling up the bottom of the pant leg for swelling,

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<v Speaker 1>like because like some women have swelling.

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<v Speaker 2>Down there or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he's checking for full on a demon whatever. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Not a tap on the knee.

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<v Speaker 2>Not as the eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing that happened was stethoscope to the chest,

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<v Speaker 1>to the lungs, press on the stomach, and then check

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<v Speaker 1>the legs for swelling in my button up. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>had forgotten. It was like afternoon and I'd eaten you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I ate an air once smoothie in the morning. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but so I got to slip for the lab I

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<v Speaker 1>have to go back, and I was just like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know again Instagram, I was like and I said to him,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, like, because there's so many things that

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<v Speaker 1>are that are like the home testing of the blood

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, and it's like and the and the shit

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<v Speaker 1>and the whole thing, and so I just like doubt

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<v Speaker 1>a regular doctor's office now, Like I'm like, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you even test for?

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<v Speaker 2>What's even covered?

0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:32.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I mean you test for everything, right,

0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:36.320
<v Speaker 1>like like do the full panel, you know, like yeah, whatever, thyroid,

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<v Speaker 1>vitamin D.

0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:39.000
<v Speaker 2>He's like, and vitamin D is not covered.

0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Everyone's vitamin division like just supplement, I mean vitamin D

0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:46.040
<v Speaker 1>division for whatever. Yeah, he was fine, but can you

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<v Speaker 1>believe or is that said? I was like, maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>knees happening and all that stuff. I remember thinking of

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<v Speaker 1>it just for children, like it's just developmental.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like my tap. I feel like mine got

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<v Speaker 2>tapped the last couple of years. I'm not sure, but

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<v Speaker 2>I could be wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Like to not have to end us for an annual

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<v Speaker 1>just's what.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what I think. I didn't undress for my last one.

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<v Speaker 2>You undress when you're going in for like gynecological, when

0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:14.000
<v Speaker 2>they're doing like an exam, right, and they're like giving

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<v Speaker 2>you a breast exam or something, but just for I think, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you might be okay. I don't like that,

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't do flashlight in the eyes, but I think.

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<v Speaker 1>You're nor in the ear. I love that feeling. Actually,

0:22:26.720 --> 0:22:28.800
<v Speaker 1>remember that thing that goes in the ear?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, total delegate seashell and.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh god, yeah, yeah, what's he gonna see

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<v Speaker 1>in there? There are these like cameras now that like

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<v Speaker 1>you can order off Amazon, like you clean your ears,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Camera horrifying story of someone doing this, and like on

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<v Speaker 2>a cran like what did the footage of the thing

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<v Speaker 2>going in? It's horrible?

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then so anyways, like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I want and a doctor and

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<v Speaker 1>then and then I was asked for referrals for like

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<v Speaker 1>get a dirm, get it whatever, get it whatever, And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, can't I just don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>To me, I've got the referrals.

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<v Speaker 1>All your doctors are not accepting new clients.

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<v Speaker 2>Only one. What's that? Oh? I have that? What is that?

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<v Speaker 2>I know you never use it? It's the nearer. I just

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<v Speaker 2>started again. It's the nearer for wrinkles. What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Everything baby reals collagen into the skin. Guess what.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now my face might not be moving much, but

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<v Speaker 1>it is like a fiery needle going into the skin is.

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<v Speaker 2>Working over to your house. And you did that on

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<v Speaker 2>my hand and.

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<v Speaker 1>I scoll laser all right, you screamed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, by the way, I'm doing my second round of

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<v Speaker 2>you do it on top. I'm doing V beam live,

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<v Speaker 2>not live, but laser V beam. The treatment I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>to recap that I'm doing on my face targets red spots.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a couple of burst spots after one treatment.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta say they're going down. And it's supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>also help just overall skin like texture or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's working.

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<v Speaker 1>And was it was it localized or was it like

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<v Speaker 1>all over the whole face she blastomy all over?

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<v Speaker 2>They localized right on the red spots. So those turn

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<v Speaker 2>into bruises. Yes, So it is like for like maybe

0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:18.679
<v Speaker 2>five days you look there's like it looks like you

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<v Speaker 2>have some crazy bruises, but nothing they can't be covered

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:25.000
<v Speaker 2>with makeup. After day two, tiny bruises, the bruises right

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<v Speaker 2>on the red It's not like he got knocked. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a little friend like you got popped. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he got popped. Yeah, I've never heard you use that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of language. I loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I loved it too. Well, they say guaranteed

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<v Speaker 1>results in ninety days. I don't know what I'm going for,

0:24:45.440 --> 0:24:47.480
<v Speaker 1>so I'm just doing it everywhere, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>And it hurts, which is exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but I'm I'm okay, I stopped it.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, I want here's here's the big thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the big one. They got a big one

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<v Speaker 1>now with a bigger area.

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<v Speaker 2>Cover bigger spots.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the pro I want it, okay, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>this video of it should be mean we're getting scented.

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<v Speaker 2>I want it, yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show it off on the pod totally.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, I have a calp. I have a Kelp noodle question. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so I got you on. I'm ready to do I

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<v Speaker 2>know I haven't done any I'm ready to soften them

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<v Speaker 2>with baking soda, lemon juice. How much? Open up the

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<v Speaker 2>package of CLP noodles. What I them? Toss some in

0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:31.520
<v Speaker 2>and you let it sit there for a minute or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>in water with lemon juice and baking soda or just

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, okay.

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 1>And I I throw them in a bowl sink water,

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<v Speaker 1>fill it up, yep, dump some baking soda, squeeze a lemon.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think on the package they I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they definitely don't say need to do that. They just

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<v Speaker 1>say like warm water, hot water. But I do feel

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<v Speaker 1>like something about it, like it did feel like it

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<v Speaker 1>did something, you know what I did? And then I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if my soom arrived, my assumed.

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<v Speaker 2>Assumed tahini has rived. Thanks, guys, I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 2>making that up.

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<v Speaker 1>So the question is how much goes in to a

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<v Speaker 1>pile of noodles and do you sauce it and water?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you thin it to get it to move?

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<v Speaker 2>It depends. Yeah, we'll I'll be doing probably something with

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<v Speaker 2>the sum tahini, rice vinegar, sesame oil. Yeah, you do

0:26:23.000 --> 0:26:27.879
<v Speaker 2>make up a combo? I already, Juliann some carrots and cucumbers.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you believe that now, Julian like match sticks? Oh right,

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<v Speaker 2>well you know what I did?

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<v Speaker 1>What So remember the like twenty dollars riceed cauliflower, riceed

0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:41.080
<v Speaker 1>broccoli combo they have it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were on for five hundred, yes accidentally. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I rised my own yesterday good in the blender.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah yeah, and then I I tamped it down

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<v Speaker 1>inside of the carraway storage.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>The glass top, the carraway whatever that is, ceramic glass top,

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing go from the microwave to the freezer

0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:11.440
<v Speaker 1>or the oven. I mean it's it's gorgeous.

0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 2>I feel like a god when I a very hard

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<v Speaker 2>to get the top off. No, the vacuum seels so shocking.

0:27:19.359 --> 0:27:21.360
<v Speaker 2>Have you not experienced this to get it off? Right?

0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like shaking. Yeah, sorry, I just had a flashback.

0:27:25.080 --> 0:27:27.919
<v Speaker 2>I gifted my mother an entire Carraway. This is so

0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:31.399
<v Speaker 2>her entire carra out of pocket gift set. Where are

0:27:31.440 --> 0:27:33.800
<v Speaker 2>the templeware? This is all about me getting her off

0:27:33.840 --> 0:27:37.200
<v Speaker 2>saran wrap? Sorry, this is a private where's the teperware?

0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? Like, like, where is it? She

0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:41.959
<v Speaker 2>hasn't been using it. It's very hard for in your

0:27:42.000 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 2>home technologies. Yeah right, And I'm like it was para

0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:49.760
<v Speaker 2>fifty dollar. Don't integrate big I'm the big daughter and

0:27:49.800 --> 0:27:54.000
<v Speaker 2>the family doesn't integrate the gifted lifestyle change. Oh god,

0:27:54.080 --> 0:27:56.360
<v Speaker 2>I got her. I got a Neutra bullet. She hasn't

0:27:56.359 --> 0:27:58.560
<v Speaker 2>made one smoothie. I was like, we got to get

0:27:58.560 --> 0:28:01.320
<v Speaker 2>you on stoothies protein in the morning. Yeah, she can't

0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:04.080
<v Speaker 2>do it well. She last night. This was also amazing

0:28:04.359 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 2>mother of a different generation. She like, she was like, oh,

0:28:07.560 --> 0:28:09.160
<v Speaker 2>I haven't eaten a thing. It was like three o'clock.

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:11.440
<v Speaker 2>She just like made herself a steak. I mean she's also,

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, a Spanish woman. She just like makes a

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:16.040
<v Speaker 2>little like strip steak, grills a side of a lemon,

0:28:16.440 --> 0:28:18.280
<v Speaker 2>and then it's like, you know, she's leaving, and I'm

0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 2>like thinking about, oh, what am I gonna get dinner

0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:25.000
<v Speaker 2>for myself and my dad. They live not far from

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:26.399
<v Speaker 2>an Airwan, so I was like, I'm gonna go to

0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:29.879
<v Speaker 2>Airwon and get you know something. She was like, just

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:31.879
<v Speaker 2>make a steak. She was like, I have steaks. You

0:28:31.920 --> 0:28:33.879
<v Speaker 2>can make steaks. I go, I don't know how to

0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:36.159
<v Speaker 2>do that, and of course I guess I kind of do.

0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 2>But it was like, do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know actually that you can just throw a little butter

0:28:42.760 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 1>in an oil for minutes?

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:46.480
<v Speaker 2>She goes, She goes four minutes on each side. Yeah,

0:28:46.480 --> 0:28:50.600
<v Speaker 2>that's it. She was leaving. That is incredible for brown,

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 2>A little bit of brown, I mean delicious. But I

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 2>didn't want it. I gave her a real talking to

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:56.920
<v Speaker 2>you because she it's so funny. Always I'm over there

0:28:56.920 --> 0:29:00.120
<v Speaker 2>and it's like she looking at her groceries, right, and

0:29:00.120 --> 0:29:02.680
<v Speaker 2>my dad's like obsessed with waffles. He's like hyper fixated,

0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 2>like hear my grummaging around like wait, looking forwards like waffles. Yeah,

0:29:07.480 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 2>like totally ten minutes later like waffles yeah. And then

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 2>she's buying him like agg waffles. I go no, So

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:17.160
<v Speaker 2>I went to and I got like the seven dollars

0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 2>like fancy, you know, grain free fucking whatever. The waffles

0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 2>yeah whatever, yeah. And then she's got you know, General mills,

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:28.480
<v Speaker 2>like Raisin brand, and I went, mother, and I turn over.

0:29:28.520 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 2>I go, the second ingredient is cane sugar. I go,

0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 2>we can't do this. I go hyper inflammatory and she,

0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:38.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, she's like all right. So then I arawon

0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 2>got her like the Ezekiel and like the the you know,

0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 2>the comparative brand, so we'll see. And then I also

0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 2>got I also opened the freezer and it's like God

0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:50.640
<v Speaker 2>bless but just like Cherry Garcia shout out, but just

0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:53.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, so I got some like coconut Bliss ice

0:29:53.200 --> 0:29:58.240
<v Speaker 2>creams in there too. Yes, I'm just trying to get

0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 2>but you know you want the low inflamma shifts, yeah,

0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 2>the transfer.

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:08.320
<v Speaker 1>So I am. I have been in a kind of

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:14.440
<v Speaker 1>like Poog, sort of Kate Poog, particularly like early days,

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 1>like you know, like food and like whatever, but like

0:30:17.800 --> 0:30:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Kate Pooh like what. Okay, So I've been like this

0:30:22.400 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 1>last week. Okay, I've been let's see, I will I

0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 1>rise my own cauliflower.

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:27.600
<v Speaker 2>What else? Okay?

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I oh, I've gone down. I've gone down complete devotion

0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:36.800
<v Speaker 1>to a new product. And I don't know perfect Amino. Okay,

0:30:37.040 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 1>you were texting about this. I'm sold.

0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, so this is exciting. I've already reached out.

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:45.600
<v Speaker 2>I want it. I've seen worn them. What'd you warn them? Okay?

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I warned them that that I was going to be

0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 1>talking about it on this podcast.

0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:30:51.720 --> 0:30:56.120
<v Speaker 1>And I'm already pushing to do a collab. Okay, I've

0:30:56.200 --> 0:30:59.880
<v Speaker 1>seen a flavor collab with them, pook huge.

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:02.520
<v Speaker 2>I believe I've seen it in Air one, so we

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 2>know it's quality. Yes, you have it has the Air one.

0:31:04.880 --> 0:31:08.840
<v Speaker 2>There was a smoothie there, Okay, So there was a

0:31:08.920 --> 0:31:11.240
<v Speaker 2>smoothie there. This month's you know, I think it was

0:31:11.320 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 2>a monthly thing whatever. I don't know, but it was

0:31:13.920 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 2>like Gary Breca. I know I missed out on the

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 2>first smooth this perfect Yeah, and.

0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, who is that? Like whatever, and

0:31:22.480 --> 0:31:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I like google him and like just like a immediately

0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:29.080
<v Speaker 1>a like mugshot comes up, you know, like like whatever,

0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>like something like not a doctor claim he's a doctor,

0:31:31.880 --> 0:31:32.400
<v Speaker 1>you know whatever.

0:31:32.480 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay. I was like, I'm listening.

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Something tells me I'm curious to try his protocols.

0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:42.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, he didn't go through the institutions. He found

0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:47.520
<v Speaker 2>his creative and academic pursuits among the people. Yeah.

0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 1>So so I'm like whatever, so separately the perfect I'm curious,

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:53.120
<v Speaker 1>but the perfect a meno whatever.

0:31:53.800 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 2>And I'm usually I usually can't get horny, as.

0:31:56.640 --> 0:31:59.560
<v Speaker 1>You say for protein talk, like it just is like

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:01.600
<v Speaker 1>a b you know what I mean, Like I'm not

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 1>like telling me about protein powders. But we all know,

0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 1>like my father is like crushing up peanuts, you know,

0:32:06.920 --> 0:32:11.880
<v Speaker 1>like in a smoothie. Okay, And now he's way okay,

0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, so I I go down this perfect

0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Amino path because I first saw it promoted via Tracy Anderson. Okay,

0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 1>like so stuck in my hand on, I gotta look

0:32:22.680 --> 0:32:25.080
<v Speaker 1>at that, gotta lock up. Eventually, I go to the website.

0:32:25.720 --> 0:32:28.120
<v Speaker 1>In minutes, I'm so converted. It's not even funny. I

0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:29.880
<v Speaker 1>download his ebook.

0:32:31.080 --> 0:32:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Trial to someone with their arms outstretched towards the sun.

0:32:33.680 --> 0:32:39.880
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I don't know about this, yeah, book

0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 2>to get to you. I voted it to my dad. Okay.

0:32:43.960 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I start telling loved ones to get on something within days.

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Actually sometimes before I've even received the product. If I'm convinced,

0:32:54.040 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't want them to be I don't want to,

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 1>as I say, leave them to dust. I don't want

0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 1>to want it before day is ahead. On a supplement

0:33:01.480 --> 0:33:02.240
<v Speaker 1>for the rest of our lives.

0:33:02.240 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, get on now, or I'll always be what

0:33:06.000 --> 0:33:08.280
<v Speaker 2>are the benefits of what are you feeling? Okay? And

0:33:08.360 --> 0:33:10.000
<v Speaker 2>I want to also say, as we know, plas bow

0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:11.520
<v Speaker 2>is real, but keep going.

0:33:12.360 --> 0:33:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, as I said, I'm doing ten things

0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>at once right now. I'm you know, so I've no

0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 1>clue if what is going from. Intellectually, I am sold.

0:33:21.600 --> 0:33:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is a powder. This is a protein powder.

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Just to pull back, this is a brand of protein

0:33:26.000 --> 0:33:27.760
<v Speaker 2>powder that you put in a smoothie.

0:33:27.800 --> 0:33:30.800
<v Speaker 1>It's not only off written powder form, and it's not

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 1>in a big tub because you need a much smaller amount. Okay,

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 1>So the entire premise is that protein. When you feed

0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:41.480
<v Speaker 1>the body protein, it doesn't just turn protein into muscle.

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:45.360
<v Speaker 1>It breaks the protein down into a series of amino acids, okay,

0:33:45.880 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 1>and then it uses those amino acids in a certain way.

0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Those are the building blocks, okay. And then it builds

0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:54.280
<v Speaker 1>new protein whatever in your body. So if you're building

0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:55.360
<v Speaker 1>lean muscle, et cetera.

0:33:55.440 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So where was I Look what I'm protein? They

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:05.000
<v Speaker 2>break it down when you eat protein. Oh yeah, good, Kate,

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:07.560
<v Speaker 2>you got a Kate. Can you believe it? It's the

0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:09.879
<v Speaker 2>magic mind? Okay. So here's what he says.

0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:12.840
<v Speaker 1>If you get these proteins that only have some of

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:15.320
<v Speaker 1>the amino acids, right, or like one of the amino

0:34:15.360 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 1>acids or disor whatever, it's discarded, okay, who discards it?

0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:21.880
<v Speaker 1>A little fat and sure turn in turn in the

0:34:21.960 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 1>glycogen fat storage.

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Okay.

0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:28.080
<v Speaker 1>So he's like, I sent you this one thing. Okay,

0:34:28.120 --> 0:34:29.719
<v Speaker 1>I say this one thing because I was like, this

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:31.960
<v Speaker 1>will get you. The thing about the cars.

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Is worth it.

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I love how I text you your like

0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:42.040
<v Speaker 1>hydrogenated water at air one that's twenty dollars a bottle

0:34:42.080 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 1>of fourteen?

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I sent you the fourteen dollars one.

0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:47.400
<v Speaker 1>And then you're like the large jugs twenty You already

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 1>heard about it, you already know.

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, I look at those they have the water at

0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:52.239
<v Speaker 2>Air one. This is a big jug of water that's

0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:54.480
<v Speaker 2>cost twenty five dollars or twenty dollars and it's like

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:56.000
<v Speaker 2>hydrogen water or something.

0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a new yeah water for wellness, nanopure

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 1>restructured hyper oxygenated water. And yeah, you just I sent

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:07.200
<v Speaker 1>a picture normally fourteen it's right back the giant one

0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 1>it is for twenty five. Okay, well done, I gotta

0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:13.080
<v Speaker 1>find it. This thing about the cars, it was like huge,

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:14.560
<v Speaker 1>all right, whatever doesn't an I guess let me guess

0:35:14.560 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 1>what you're gonna tell me. Other protein isn't absorbed. It's malabsorbed.

0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:19.560
<v Speaker 2>It can't be used to build a car in your

0:35:19.600 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 2>body or whatever. And then this perfect amino powder, it's

0:35:23.200 --> 0:35:26.200
<v Speaker 2>perfect so it can make the protein work for you.

0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:30.839
<v Speaker 1>Right, well, okay, it's not just about a malabsorption though.

0:35:30.920 --> 0:35:33.959
<v Speaker 1>To be clear, I just this isn't about liposomal viruin seeds.

0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:34.600
<v Speaker 2>You see what I'm saying.

0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 1>But yes, you need the eight amino acids, and you

0:35:37.160 --> 0:35:38.960
<v Speaker 1>need them all together at once for the body to

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:39.400
<v Speaker 1>do anything.

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:41.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I got it, I got it, got it. Okay,

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I still am confused. It's a powder, but it's not

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:44.200
<v Speaker 2>an abjornt.

0:35:44.280 --> 0:35:46.480
<v Speaker 1>No, well, there's a powder form, but there's also tabs.

0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:47.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, what are you doing?

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Protein utilization? So a whole So here's the thing. Ninety

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 1>nine percent utilization.

0:35:52.920 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Is what is claimed.

0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:56.640
<v Speaker 1>Where a whole egg is the next highest thing you

0:35:56.719 --> 0:35:59.680
<v Speaker 1>could eat that has all the amino acid dot every day,

0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:01.759
<v Speaker 1>and that has fifty percent utilization.

0:36:02.040 --> 0:36:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, I get it.

0:36:03.480 --> 0:36:05.759
<v Speaker 1>Perfect amino has ninety nine Okay, I get it.

0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I get it. Okay, great, let's go send it in.

0:36:09.040 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 2>This is a huge ad send it in. I mean,

0:36:11.080 --> 0:36:13.280
<v Speaker 2>in fact, if they don't send it in, I'm actually boycotting.

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:15.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna start doing false information. I'm gonna do false

0:36:15.920 --> 0:36:17.680
<v Speaker 2>trials talking.

0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 1>About Well, the thing is, they agreed to send it

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:22.600
<v Speaker 1>long before I promised to talk about it. Lovia, Okay,

0:36:22.840 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm in the honeymoon phase of a new product.

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:28.960
<v Speaker 2>There is nothing better than that. There's nothing better than

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:31.400
<v Speaker 2>that high I guess what. I'm in honeymoon of shocking

0:36:31.640 --> 0:36:35.120
<v Speaker 2>ASoP Oh again, not to be said ASoP. It looks

0:36:35.160 --> 0:36:39.400
<v Speaker 2>like ASoP, I have a new product. Get this joccolin.

0:36:39.480 --> 0:36:40.160
<v Speaker 2>This is a product.

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Then I'm shocked by how good it is. So I

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:47.520
<v Speaker 2>literally got it as a little sample and they were like,

0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:49.160
<v Speaker 2>this is great and if you're traveling, and I was

0:36:49.160 --> 0:36:50.560
<v Speaker 2>about to go to New York. They go, I can't

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:53.440
<v Speaker 2>see it. Fuck it's called blue came mil Okay facial

0:36:53.520 --> 0:36:56.319
<v Speaker 2>hydrating mask. And the woman was like, but you can

0:36:56.320 --> 0:36:58.120
<v Speaker 2>also just use it as like a night cream, you know.

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 2>I go, okay. Yeah, so I traveled to New York

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:04.719
<v Speaker 2>my sleep mask. Yeah, my lover and I wash our face.

0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:06.520
<v Speaker 2>End of the night. We put this on and we

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:09.200
<v Speaker 2>go to bed, dry, dry skin from traveling. Wake up.

0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:13.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, am my eighteen years younger. This fucking shit.

0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:16.160
<v Speaker 2>And then we did like four nights in a row

0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:18.759
<v Speaker 2>and we were waking up, went only my god. Came

0:37:19.280 --> 0:37:22.240
<v Speaker 2>Camemel and this is an ad I paid out of pocket.

0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:24.239
<v Speaker 2>I go, I went in by we were in New

0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:25.839
<v Speaker 2>York for like five days, A bunch of three different

0:37:25.960 --> 0:37:27.880
<v Speaker 2>ESOPs to get so then you bought so listen to this.

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:30.359
<v Speaker 2>I got some more sample pockets. I go, I want

0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:31.920
<v Speaker 2>the samples. I want the samples. And then I got

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:35.120
<v Speaker 2>so I go, I'm buying it. I'm buying. I went

0:37:35.200 --> 0:37:37.920
<v Speaker 2>into the store. I go, how much is it? I'll

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:42.160
<v Speaker 2>be honest, ouch, guess sixty. I'll just tell you. I

0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:42.640
<v Speaker 2>couldn't wait.

0:37:42.719 --> 0:37:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but like I thought, how many ounces?

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I was prepared to go thirty five bucks. They hit

0:37:47.200 --> 0:37:49.800
<v Speaker 2>me with sixty. I went, I'm not ready. I turned

0:37:49.800 --> 0:37:52.799
<v Speaker 2>around on my heel. I leave the store. The next night.

0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:56.680
<v Speaker 2>That night, I used this. I used the sample again,

0:37:57.440 --> 0:37:59.440
<v Speaker 2>and I go, I'm buying this. Nothing is saying in

0:37:59.480 --> 0:38:01.759
<v Speaker 2>the way in this product. I went and I bought it.

0:38:02.360 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 2>It is unbelievable and they should sell more. And also

0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:07.160
<v Speaker 2>the woman says, well, if you love this, and you'll

0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:10.759
<v Speaker 2>really love the something something sublime, something, So I'd like

0:38:10.800 --> 0:38:14.040
<v Speaker 2>that to be sent to me, supreme rose something. This

0:38:14.200 --> 0:38:15.960
<v Speaker 2>is just you ever heard the word us, kate, you

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:19.400
<v Speaker 2>ever heard us? But this is I'm telling you. I

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 2>couldn't belie looking it up the hydration, and then I

0:38:22.120 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 2>looked at the back. I go, what's fully in this?

0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like limonine linen oil. We're supposed to stay here

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:31.400
<v Speaker 2>from that. I don't let me due to the results.

0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 2>But goddamn key ingredients. Okay, right, right right, we chase

0:38:36.239 --> 0:38:39.880
<v Speaker 2>the water. Nice good stuff. It's good stuff. And let

0:38:39.960 --> 0:38:41.279
<v Speaker 2>me guess the.

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:43.920
<v Speaker 1>Smell takes you away because they got essential oils and

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:44.640
<v Speaker 1>some oils.

0:38:44.800 --> 0:38:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like smells good. It smells very good. It

0:38:46.560 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 2>smells very good. God damn, it's good. I'm trying to

0:39:03.160 --> 0:39:08.239
<v Speaker 2>make make Lima the new cigarette in my house. You know,

0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 2>wait a second, you're using oh, snail musin the Lima

0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:14.680
<v Speaker 2>over that great Lima by the way, for a bit

0:39:14.719 --> 0:39:18.440
<v Speaker 2>of glide. Yeah, yeah, totally sure. You use the official

0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Did you burn through the official Lima serum?

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Is that? Why? Oh?

0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:23.879
<v Speaker 2>Ages ago, damn I still have mine.

0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I think I still have the glide, but

0:39:26.080 --> 0:39:28.040
<v Speaker 1>I burned through the serum and the cream.

0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:31.759
<v Speaker 2>I'd love a real Oh I've been saving that. I'm

0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:34.120
<v Speaker 2>going to do that next. Yeah, the Doctor diamond I

0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:37.160
<v Speaker 2>have my little list right now. I'm using the skin.

0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I really want more Doctor diamond I. There is one

0:39:42.280 --> 0:39:44.920
<v Speaker 2>skin here at the end of the episode. I've been

0:39:44.960 --> 0:39:47.040
<v Speaker 2>begging for the one skin seerum and I even followed

0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:52.000
<v Speaker 2>up on email. We're like kracking, okmo Celsius. Oh, she's

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:55.160
<v Speaker 2>back on the sauce, not that you ever left. Hmmm.

0:39:56.080 --> 0:39:58.880
<v Speaker 1>Tastes like peach horrible in a way I love sparkling

0:39:58.920 --> 0:40:01.279
<v Speaker 1>blue raspberry. It's like, whoa my child?

0:40:01.360 --> 0:40:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Wait Jack, then this scares me. And that's a super

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:06.920
<v Speaker 2>even super can. It's not the usual thing, Celsius. That's

0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 2>just it's don't worry. It's just because I ran out

0:40:09.200 --> 0:40:11.520
<v Speaker 2>of my small cans this morning when I finished you

0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:17.040
<v Speaker 2>on adderall perfect Amino, supercharged Celsius, an hour of Tracy Anderson.

0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:20.319
<v Speaker 2>But I wanted to talk about Celery Juice. Oh well,

0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:23.279
<v Speaker 2>here we go. And God, don't forget God, baby, I

0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:29.399
<v Speaker 2>never forget God. God's my friend. Remember I don't remember

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:30.080
<v Speaker 2>God's my friend.

0:40:30.200 --> 0:40:33.080
<v Speaker 1>What's that you said that when when I was quoting

0:40:33.880 --> 0:40:36.759
<v Speaker 1>this book, that was like God can handle you being

0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:39.839
<v Speaker 1>like I hate you God, like like like arguing with God,

0:40:39.960 --> 0:40:40.719
<v Speaker 1>you know, is that thing?

0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:44.239
<v Speaker 2>And you're like, God's my friend. That's good God, that's

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 2>a good merch. God is my friend. By the way,

0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Celery Juice, you've heard about this for for those of

0:40:49.440 --> 0:40:52.239
<v Speaker 2>you who are unaware, huge culture around first thing in

0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:56.000
<v Speaker 2>the morning before anything you Juice, Celery okay, eight ounces right,

0:40:56.400 --> 0:41:00.439
<v Speaker 2>what did did I bring this up on the side, Yeah,

0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:01.520
<v Speaker 2>you just said celery juice.

0:41:01.560 --> 0:41:05.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay, because I asked you medium manical I've been doing.

0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Do you know who this is?

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 1>You do?

0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Hello? This is this podcast not called Pooh Goop backwards.

0:41:11.440 --> 0:41:14.200
<v Speaker 2>This is one of the tent poles ofop is medical media.

0:41:14.360 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I know, but this is what I'm saying.

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:22.720
<v Speaker 1>I discovered him and Celery juice yesterday.

0:41:23.320 --> 0:41:24.240
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?

0:41:24.760 --> 0:41:27.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's all right because you introduced it. And I'm sorry,

0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry crazy, you know, I'm just still dialing in

0:41:30.880 --> 0:41:35.920
<v Speaker 1>the adderall I'm sure. Yesterday a woman said, and.

0:41:36.040 --> 0:41:37.799
<v Speaker 2>I just said, it's always a woman.

0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:42.520
<v Speaker 1>She goes, a little Celery juice is an absolute must daily. Oh,

0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 1>and I go what Okay, She's like, well, that's just

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:50.239
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, like that's just you just do that. And

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:54.360
<v Speaker 1>so I start looking and I know the website. The

0:41:54.440 --> 0:41:59.799
<v Speaker 1>guy liked, Yeah, it's nature's miracle. It's been healing millions.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Apparently he's been pushing the salary agenda like since.

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:06.439
<v Speaker 2>He was a child. Okay, so it's full past life.

0:42:06.840 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, it comes in.

0:42:09.040 --> 0:42:09.960
<v Speaker 2>He's like a child.

0:42:10.400 --> 0:42:12.160
<v Speaker 1>And he said people others try to make it their

0:42:12.239 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 1>own Okay, I saw something like that and ginger. Others

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:18.840
<v Speaker 1>try to make it their own, add lemon or whatever,

0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:23.320
<v Speaker 1>and he says, those are great things for later in

0:42:23.360 --> 0:42:26.040
<v Speaker 1>the day. This it has to be pure, and it

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:27.240
<v Speaker 1>should be sixteen ounces.

0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:28.920
<v Speaker 2>You can start with eight. It's too much.

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, he said, some people feel good on I'm thirty two.

0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:37.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, by the way, I go, okay, well, what

0:42:37.280 --> 0:42:38.480
<v Speaker 2>am I supposed to go to arawon?

0:42:38.640 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:42:38.880 --> 0:42:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Obviously I can't liver.

0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:46.399
<v Speaker 1>Livery service of celery. No, okay, this is huge. I'm

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:48.919
<v Speaker 1>finally interested in juicers.

0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:51.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, of course I didn't think. Here's a fool

0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:54.080
<v Speaker 2>where I haven't been, and I've been the one begging.

0:42:54.440 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I even I DMed a couple places. They laughed at me.

0:42:57.160 --> 0:42:59.759
<v Speaker 1>They're like, sweetie, No, okay, well I DMed her.

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh I think I DM them in the eighties. But

0:43:02.600 --> 0:43:03.920
<v Speaker 2>let's try again. Okay.

0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Because the woman I said, she said, I was like,

0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 1>what kind juicer.

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:11.840
<v Speaker 2>And masticating versus whatever?

0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:15.759
<v Speaker 1>And then she sent me her arm and the omega,

0:43:16.719 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 1>which is like the literal one the and it's horizontal.

0:43:20.400 --> 0:43:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, craasticating. Yeah, let's do it. I can't

0:43:23.960 --> 0:43:27.000
<v Speaker 2>believe Jacqueline. I know I said this on poog because

0:43:27.000 --> 0:43:28.799
<v Speaker 2>how could I have this podcast? And I'll talk about

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:31.000
<v Speaker 2>this I for weeks. I want to say, a couple

0:43:31.000 --> 0:43:32.919
<v Speaker 2>of weeks. I was doing stellary juice. I was doing

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:37.480
<v Speaker 2>it in the morning first thing. I just but of course,

0:43:37.560 --> 0:43:39.120
<v Speaker 2>like anything, you probably have to do it for three

0:43:39.160 --> 0:43:41.840
<v Speaker 2>months to feel anything, and who the hell can do it?

0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:44.759
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm sorry, I'm here to declare it completely untenable.

0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:48.040
<v Speaker 2>It's not possible. Also want to Okay, so you're very expensive,

0:43:48.160 --> 0:43:54.319
<v Speaker 2>it's very expensive. It's very expensive, celery, Yeah, sweetheart, No, yeah,

0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:57.040
<v Speaker 2>are you joking? I'm not joking. If you're if you're

0:43:57.080 --> 0:43:57.879
<v Speaker 2>juicing every day.

0:43:57.800 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Throw it in a glass yourself with a your own salary.

0:44:00.719 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Two stops, you two bunches or whatever, and you're obviously

0:44:03.880 --> 0:44:06.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna be juicing for two Yeah. It's like this is

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:11.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're looking at sealery. It's like seven dollars

0:44:11.719 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 2>a day. Let's look this up. Okay, organic, Yeah, I

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:16.520
<v Speaker 2>got to be organic.

0:44:17.680 --> 0:44:17.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:21.200
<v Speaker 2>See what the market value here is obviously depending on.

0:44:21.200 --> 0:44:25.839
<v Speaker 1>Your cell, on your local cross I mean two okay,

0:44:25.920 --> 0:44:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but grow yourself.

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:31.080
<v Speaker 2>Seeing two fifty I'm seeing go up to four twenty nine.

0:44:32.480 --> 0:44:36.600
<v Speaker 2>I'd say a median price is three dollars three fifty

0:44:36.760 --> 0:44:39.279
<v Speaker 2>row your cell. Look at this, three eighty nine the

0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 2>price of salary.

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<v Speaker 1>How much salary for I'm gonna write sixty I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>write thirty two ounces?

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<v Speaker 2>Who well, then you're really going crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's that's no, because that's just that's for two

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen ounces each. Oh right, sure, So how much salary

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<v Speaker 1>do you need for sixteen ounces? It says one salary

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<v Speaker 1>bunch makes anywhere from eight to sixteen. It's a wide range. Surprise, surprise, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I saw celery growing in water. Yeah, looks

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<v Speaker 1>like you just drop your the end of your celery.

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<v Speaker 2>No water growing celery at your house. Wow, it's not possible.

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<v Speaker 2>How do we grow celery from scraps? Yeah, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>been two weeks. It takes two weeks to grow it,

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<v Speaker 2>and they juice it in four seconds. Adds up. You

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<v Speaker 2>have a whole room, a celery room in your house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess, I guess the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Untenable celery delivery. I don't know, Okay, I feel there's

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<v Speaker 2>a woman I know there's a fancy woman. I know,

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<v Speaker 2>she's really into this. She does a full celery delivery service,

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<v Speaker 2>so she gets celery dropped off in a box. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so this is a full life, you know, devotion, and

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<v Speaker 2>she's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>So hey, and I mean, but like, right, okay, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>What about misfits? Isn't that a thing with the whole

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<v Speaker 1>misfits celery?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh honey, imperfect produce ain't gonna cover this.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, no imperfect foods, perfect celery, Jacqueline.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you think you're gonna start for years every morning

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<v Speaker 2>waking up and drinking the celery juice. You don't need to.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've done antidepressants for nineteen years or something.

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<v Speaker 2>If it were on pill form, I would do it too.

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<v Speaker 2>The labor of the juicing and the juice. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>taking your fish oil, are you. Oh it's a really

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<v Speaker 2>good point.

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<v Speaker 1>I know pill form has not saved us.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been doing fatty, I've been. I'm gonna post the

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<v Speaker 2>probiotics I've been on because I really do think they've

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<v Speaker 2>helped a lot with stomach pain. And I sent a

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<v Speaker 2>thing to Pendulum.

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<v Speaker 1>They dropped some new probiotic and I go I just

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<v Speaker 1>sent a d I'm like, you have our addresses.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd love it. We have to go. I could talk

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<v Speaker 2>all day.

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