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Speaker 1: Coming up in four minutes after the hour. It's my

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he hates landscaping.

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Speaker 1: He hates landscaping. We'll get into that in just a bit,

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Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the birthday boy

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Speaker 1: and today's prank phone call. What you got for his

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Speaker 1: birthday boy? Alright, alright, alright, here it is. You hit

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Speaker 1: my car. You hit my car, cat dog if you

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Speaker 1: would on this great day of five eighteen, you hit

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Speaker 1: my car. Oh, you waste that hair rights are all

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Speaker 1: out of place. Hello, I'm trying to speak to a

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Speaker 1: Dall's Do you live an apartment number seven eighth? That

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Speaker 1: depends who ask? My name is Herman Wales. I live

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Speaker 1: in building three, apartment one on five. Do you live

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Speaker 1: an apartment number seventy eight? What do you want with

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Speaker 1: where I live? Look? Man, do you drive a camera

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Speaker 1: or toyo? The camera? Light blue? Yeah? All right? Your

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Speaker 1: next door neighbor then told me that you ran into

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Speaker 1: my car. I gotta bends a black on A two

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Speaker 1: thousand five C two for the now, I got light

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Speaker 1: blue scratches on. My neighbor told you what your neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall lit across

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Speaker 1: the hall. What the cross that live across the hall

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Speaker 1: told you? What? Man? Listen, all I know is he

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Speaker 1: said he lived in apartment eighty. He lived next door

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Speaker 1: to you. You live in a supposedly apartment seven eights

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Speaker 1: right here in Cambridge Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is he told me your car is, which is the

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Speaker 1: light blue car? Hit my back into my car? And

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got

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Speaker 1: to fix my car and I got light blue scratches

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Speaker 1: on my bends. Uh. Last I checked my light blue clamming.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't only light blue camera they made. Ma'am, you're the

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Speaker 1: only light You're the only light blue car in the

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Speaker 1: parking lot. Right now, I ain't gonna say I've been

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Speaker 1: the only light blue car in the damn parking lot. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm done, look and I'm in the middle watching. What

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Speaker 1: can I do for you? What do you mean? What

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Speaker 1: can you do for me? You didn't hit my carn't

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Speaker 1: touch your damn car. If you got some cameras out

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Speaker 1: in this park lot that saw me hit your car, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have no cameras. But then I believe this

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Speaker 1: conversation is over and I don't give a damn what's

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Speaker 1: across That man across the hall told you, look, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something. You didn't hit my car. Now,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna hold on, hold on player? Uh is you

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Speaker 1: yelling at me? I'm not yelling at you. But you

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Speaker 1: didn't at my car. You only touch You're the only

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Speaker 1: light blue car in the parking lot. Only light blue

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Speaker 1: car in the parking lot. Now and as a matter

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Speaker 1: of correct, my cal eat me in the parking a lot.

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Speaker 1: My suppos bar my car go to the show? Well,

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Speaker 1: is it possible that your sister is the one that

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Speaker 1: hit my car? Now? Na, what okay? Is your sister?

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Speaker 1: When is she coming back? Maybe she hit my car?

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Speaker 1: And then tell you she hit my car. She ain't

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Speaker 1: hit your car. She ain't hit your car, cause she

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Speaker 1: would have told me she hit your damn call. Look, Uh,

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Speaker 1: I said, ain't nobody to hit your damn car. My

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Speaker 1: car ain't got no damn scratches on it. You won't

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Speaker 1: give U what kind of scratches you got on your call?

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Speaker 1: But I can't do a damn thing about it. And

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Speaker 1: even if you're dead. Let me just be clear, I

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Speaker 1: ain't got no insurance, no way, so I can't do

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Speaker 1: nothing for you. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something you ain't gotta tell me. You

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Speaker 1: ain't got seeing me. Fine, and as far as I'm concerned,

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Speaker 1: this conversation is over. Wait a minute, let me get

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Speaker 1: at you. He call it back, mul You act like

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Speaker 1: I ain't got you about You had them scratches on

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Speaker 1: your car all ready, and you ain't going to use

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Speaker 1: He has no more excuse to get you, no new pains.

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Speaker 1: I had no scratches already on my car. Yeah you

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Speaker 1: had him? Oh yeah, you had no I'm an insurance.

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Speaker 1: And just if he come over here, no, because you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be using your insurance. I now re told you

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Speaker 1: ain't got don't make me come over to your partner.

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Speaker 1: Seven standing in the door. I'm on my way to

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Speaker 1: the door. Now I'm standing in the door. Come out,

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Speaker 1: come out. Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars worth

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Speaker 1: for scratches on my car that you need to pay for.

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Speaker 1: You the only you're the only thirty five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: So you're already doing better than me. What what? What? What? Look?

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Speaker 1: I already told you I'm tired of talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm watching TV and you ain't got still talk to

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Speaker 1: me about I need to talk to you about this car. Lady,

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Speaker 1: listen to cut your call. My car ain't bumped up

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Speaker 1: against your call. I ain't even talk next to no

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Speaker 1: BM late. It's a ben it's a ben C two

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Speaker 1: for the black. Give a damn if it's a being

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Speaker 1: seven seven and seven. I can't help you. They don't

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Speaker 1: make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what? Can

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Speaker 1: I say something to you? No, you can't say. You

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Speaker 1: know what you can say to me? You can say.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say one more thing to you,

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Speaker 1: one more thing. I'm gonna give you one moment. Go

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Speaker 1: ahead on all. I want to say this, nephew timing

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. Your sister robbing out

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Speaker 1: of d C. Put me up, make me you know what.

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Speaker 1: I don't even have y'all show. I listened to the

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Speaker 1: show on the internet and this, oh you wait till

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Speaker 1: I talked to her. I hate Mr Dale. Listen before

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Speaker 1: you go, can you tell me what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land? The Steve Harvard Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: I'll right, nephew, Tom, you knew you didn't run into nobody.

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Speaker 1: Damn We're like here, No bad because I'll be trying

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Speaker 1: to pull myself out there won't nobody. You know. I

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Speaker 1: love her. She was ready from the get go. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: she had an answer everything rhyming noodles off to hello.

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Speaker 1: She wass no but this thought, boy, last time I

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Speaker 1: checked what mine wasn't the only blue candry they made? Okay?

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Speaker 1: The sign? She was funny. Yeah, she was every day.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming that's how she yield all day every day.

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Speaker 1: Come catch your boy? What is that? Come catch on

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Speaker 1: the air? Come catch your boy? You live first, Columbia,

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Speaker 1: South Carolina at the COVID performing on sitting. I would

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Speaker 1: be in Columbia, South Coca. Tickets on sell right now

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Speaker 1: at the box office, all ticket mass out. Let's come

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Speaker 1: hang out with your boy for July weekend and get

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Speaker 1: your laugh home before you get your barbecue on. Right there, Columbia,

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Speaker 1: South Carolina and everybody around the way, the nephew coming

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Speaker 1: to town. You've been here about how stupid I am.

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Speaker 1: Come see it for yourself. It is one of the

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Speaker 1: greatest things to put your eyes on. I promise you that.

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Speaker 1: There you go. That's all I got, all right, Nephew

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Speaker 1: to me, Earth to day boys, Happy birthday. What you're

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Speaker 1: doing for your birthday, Nephew, I'm working, I'm shooting, ready

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Speaker 1: to love all day long, I'm working, working, working. Listen

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Speaker 1: to the TV star Come on birthday. Yeah, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a cake. You know that. You know they're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a cake. She's coming to hang out with me

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Speaker 1: from my birthday. So wow, Jackie's coming. All right. I

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Speaker 1: love that. Any special requests on your birthday, I don't

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Speaker 1: have any. I don't have any. Only only thing I

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Speaker 1: have just continued good health. Man, God gave me good

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Speaker 1: health right now. I just want to keep living healthy. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: things I've done in the past, I cannot believe I'm

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Speaker 1: this healthy. Jesus in my body. What I'm putting my body,

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Speaker 1: God is good, right good? Alright, netthew will enjoy your

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Speaker 1: birthday as you work today. All right, all right, coming up,

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Speaker 1: it is time for the Strawberry letter. The subject is

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Speaker 1: he hates land escaping. We will get into that right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.

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