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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for demanding my husband pay

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Speaker 1: me back the one thousand dollars that he owes to me.

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Speaker 2: Busts ount knows pockets, Baby, he spent it behind my back.

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Speaker 1: Run it baby, run it back, baby, give deposit that

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Speaker 1: shit in my ass crack.

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Speaker 2: It's fun place to get money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the best place. It's the stripper heide hole, baby.

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Speaker 3: Green for your brown mixing collars. We are artists, eh

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Speaker 3: my goodness?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: My husband thirty three and I are thirty one, used

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Speaker 1: to have a two income home. But in twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: we lost our home and whatever incomes his ooh, that

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Speaker 1: is the sucks.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: Op twenty twenty was rough for many of us.

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Speaker 2: It's true.

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Speaker 4: True.

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Speaker 1: We moved into a smaller apartment, had to sell many

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Speaker 1: things and give up most of our costly habits.

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Speaker 4: Wonder what those habits are? Starbucks heroin.

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Speaker 2: The opposite ends of the spectrum.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, you know where me and Sam's been

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Speaker 3: our respective cut dollars.

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Speaker 2: This is where your OKP dollars go.

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Speaker 4: Hey, it's the fun.

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Speaker 3: Sam's heroin addiction and then John's just bailing me out

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Speaker 3: of jail all the time. On the way to Starbucks

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Speaker 3: on the Starbucks and then I'm like, oh, look at us,

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Speaker 3: just our two quirky habits, so so random, little xty

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Speaker 3: Allrio and I were talking about like the So Random

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Speaker 3: Girls where it's like, I'm so random, it's such a personality. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: my husband has an expensive habit of going to the

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Speaker 3: spa for a weekly massage session, a weekly massauce session.

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Speaker 3: You don't got a jab. That sounds nice, all right,

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Speaker 3: all right, treat yourself.

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Speaker 1: I guess we live in an urban area, so this

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Speaker 1: stuff is ridiculously expensive. A single session is the one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars. Wow, that's rent, dude, that's rent.

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Speaker 1: That's rant that you could live in the Messus's hands

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Speaker 1: for that, and he has to have it every week.

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Speaker 1: So that's me A thousand dollars a month, bro, a

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars a month on massages and you lost your job.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know, man, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't know if that flies unless

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Speaker 1: like unless, I don't know, unless you got like some

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Speaker 1: Robinhood investments or something. You have to you have to

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Speaker 1: have like a million in the bank, Yeah, a million

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Speaker 1: the bank and no job. That's okay, Yeah, yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: take that, but not a million the bank and the job, Nope,

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Speaker 1: And you're getting those massages. I don't know, man. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what we should do when we cross a

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Speaker 1: million on TikTok massages?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: John and I a couple's massage where we read read

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Speaker 1: it stories and.

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Speaker 2: We have we do it.

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Speaker 3: We do it like nude, but so you can't see

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Speaker 3: anything against the table, So like, am I pants to

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Speaker 3: the butt?

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Speaker 2: Asshole?

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Speaker 4: That would actually, that would be funny. That would be

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Speaker 4: a funny series.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that'd be great.

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Speaker 4: Spotify, we could do it Spotify. It is up.

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Speaker 2: We love you Spotify.

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Speaker 1: I offered him to have his session at a regular spa,

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Speaker 1: but no, he has to get it from the luxurious

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Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars a session spa near the

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Speaker 1: restaurant we used to go, saying, the lady who gives

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Speaker 1: the massage is an expert, and.

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Speaker 2: He's used to expert. What exactly?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Is that is that a happy ending massage that

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Speaker 4: you're getting?

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Speaker 2: Are we slobbing on some knobs over here?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you leaving with some spiderwebs dangling from your ding?

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Speaker 1: Dung connecting to the ceiling six foot spread.

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Speaker 2: Tom Holland over here, that's his name, right, I always

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Speaker 2: get his name wrong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Penis of of Tom Holland. Do

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Speaker 1: you think Spider Man like when he you know, gives

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Speaker 1: a little definitely?

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Speaker 4: Okay, cool.

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Speaker 2: Catches any any spare eggs.

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Speaker 1: Problem is, I'm the only income earner and I'm struggling

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Speaker 1: to make ends meet for my freaking husband's massage addiction.

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Speaker 1: I am also pregnant. I need to save money to

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Speaker 1: prepare nursery. Are you pregnant with his kid? Like? Are

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Speaker 1: we pregnant this this little family over here, because hopefully,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's bad both ways.

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Speaker 3: That'd be even worse, way worse if it wasn't his child. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I guess, or maybe not, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think it would be it would it.

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Speaker 1: Would look better for him, maybe because if it wasn't

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Speaker 1: his kid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: If anyone that should get the messages, it's her, she caring,

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Speaker 3: whole ass, whole ass baby, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She got you gotta get those foot messages which unemployed

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Speaker 1: as Yeah, dude, I don't I don't know this guy.

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Speaker 1: This guy seems like a freeloader. Doesn't seem like a

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Speaker 1: proper parent, you know. I told him to cut his sessions,

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Speaker 1: but he refused. I told him I won't be paying

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Speaker 1: for them anymore, and he said he'd get the money himself.

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Speaker 4: How are you gonna get the money with no job?

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Speaker 4: Do it? OnlyFans start a podcast?

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Speaker 2: Hey, that's one way.

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Speaker 1: A Yesterday I checked and saw that he's been using

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Speaker 1: my credit card for his sessions for a whole month,

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Speaker 1: and he maxed out.

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Speaker 4: The card completely. Oh oh.

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Speaker 1: I found that out when I went shopping for baby

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Speaker 1: essentials and the cashier said I had no money. This

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Speaker 1: woman is trying to care for a child. This deadbeat,

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Speaker 1: dead ass, dead husband nam doing shit.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: I had to return everything and then went home and

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Speaker 1: just went off at him.

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Speaker 4: Good preach girl.

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Speaker 1: I told him he maxed out my card and made

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Speaker 1: me look like an idiot in the store. He said

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Speaker 1: he didn't tell me because he knew I'd have an

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Speaker 1: issue with it, because you're freaking stealing.

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Speaker 2: Or she would have an issue with it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, cords, you would have Who would who wouldn't? You're

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Speaker 1: stealing money, bro, you're steel, your steely steelerson. I demanded

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Speaker 1: he payback the one thousand dollars he spent, but he refused.

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Speaker 1: I yelled at him, calling him irresponsible, and he got

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Speaker 1: upset and called me selfish and told me to stop

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Speaker 1: playing victim and that this is affecting both of us

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Speaker 1: since he's going to be a parent too.

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Speaker 4: Oh it is.

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Speaker 1: It's both their kids, and it's stressful for him, and

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Speaker 1: I keep dismissing his own needs as a human.

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Speaker 2: Bruh.

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Speaker 1: Bro. Also, like, if you don't get a job, get

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Speaker 1: the baby supplies at least, why you see out here

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Speaker 1: doing all the work.

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Speaker 2: About How about you care about the needs of your fetus.

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Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, Bro, that fetus needs to be fed. That

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Speaker 1: fetus needs us yale. I went upstairs and he went out.

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Speaker 1: He started giving me the silent treatment, but I kept

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Speaker 1: demanding the money back. He said I shouldn't expect it

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Speaker 1: back since we're married, then my money is technically his,

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Speaker 1: and I should stop using his unemployment against him. Bro,

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Speaker 1: you are a deadbeat, dead ass husband. Care for your baby,

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Speaker 1: Mike drop out