WEBVTT - DONKEY: Drunk Man Files Missing Child Report After Forgetting Child At Home

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<v Speaker 1>And this is junk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah the day time you get John, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You are a donkey. Huh, I'm a fat and all

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<v Speaker 3>that shit around your They want this man to dog

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<v Speaker 3>the blows man. They wait for Charlamagne to top the gloves.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to make a judgment that who was going

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<v Speaker 3>to be on the Donkey of the day. They chose you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a breakfast club, bitch. You who's donkey of the

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<v Speaker 3>day today? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey of today for Thursday October thirtieth, No, not October thirtieth.

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<v Speaker 3>What today's day? October told twenty six? The hell I

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<v Speaker 3>jumped for days?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. You forgot yesterday it was a twenty

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<v Speaker 4>fifth four times. I think you need to check your

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<v Speaker 4>statu in prescription. That's what I left it wrong, I know,

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<v Speaker 4>But that how I can be making deliried.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think I gotta take more jinkle below whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it's called. I can't remember what the name of it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, Donkey Today for Thursday October twenty six goes

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<v Speaker 1>to a thirty year old Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 3>Man named Kobe Parker.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Kobe Parker called police at around eight eighteen pm

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<v Speaker 1>to re caught his child missing from his car parked

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<v Speaker 1>outside Price Chopper supermarket in Connecticut. Alright, he told police

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<v Speaker 1>he had gone into the store and left the child

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<v Speaker 1>in his vehicle, but the child was missing when he

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<v Speaker 1>came back. Now, before we even get into the details

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<v Speaker 1>of the story, I feel like he could get the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest he hall for simply leaving his child in the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>Parents in twenty twenty three would still be leaving their

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<v Speaker 1>children in the car under any circumstances. There is absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>zero reason for you to leave your little child in

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<v Speaker 1>a car. We've seen enough examples of kids dying from

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<v Speaker 1>he'd exhausted, he dishausted, We've seen enough examples of kids

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<v Speaker 1>being kidnapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, your child is not a pet, bro That's why

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<v Speaker 3>I hate when people.

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<v Speaker 1>Call their pets kids, because if you had actual kids,

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<v Speaker 1>you would know the difference.

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<v Speaker 3>All Right, you don't let.

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<v Speaker 1>Your child outside the peete, and you shouldn't, even though

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<v Speaker 1>people do, leave your child in the car while youre

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<v Speaker 1>running the store. Real quick, Now, the story gets way

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<v Speaker 1>stupid than this, because it turns out the child was

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<v Speaker 1>indeed missing, but not because of a kidnapping, but because

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<v Speaker 1>of a good old fashioned thing called parental neglect.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to WTNH News eight for the report.

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<v Speaker 2>Police place arrested man and reported his child went missing

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<v Speaker 2>from his car while he was inside the Mansfield Price

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<v Speaker 2>Chopper play. It turns out that thirty year old Kolbe

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<v Speaker 2>Parker actually left the child home alone and only thought

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<v Speaker 2>the child was with him. Police conducted a search around

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<v Speaker 2>the store. That's when they sent officers to Parker's house.

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<v Speaker 2>They found the child there fine. Police say Parker failed

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<v Speaker 2>a sobriety test. The child was placed in custody of

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<v Speaker 2>a family member.

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<v Speaker 3>Failed a sobriety test. That man was high.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I knew this man was high before I even

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<v Speaker 1>heard the story. The news report said he failed a

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<v Speaker 1>sobriety test. He probably was drinking too. But this man

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<v Speaker 1>was operating on at least a forty to sixty milligram edible. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know edible. Actually, when I hear it, I hadn't

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<v Speaker 1>been high off of edible. Scrolling through Instagram looking for

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<v Speaker 1>my phone and I only got one phone. Okay, speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of phone, some of y'all care about your phones more

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<v Speaker 1>than you care about your kids. Okay, before you leave

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<v Speaker 1>your house, you were checking for your keys wilet phone.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to add kids to that kids keys wilet phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the heads, shoulders, knees in tos, knees in

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<v Speaker 1>toes kids keys. Though while at wilet phone, we will

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<v Speaker 1>lose our minds if we leave home without our phones.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get in the car, we check it for

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<v Speaker 1>it in God for bit. We drive a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>and then go to our phone and make a call

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<v Speaker 1>to go to our phone and turn the music on.

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<v Speaker 1>If we don't feel our phones, we will stop everything

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<v Speaker 1>and run back to the house. This man Kobe did

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<v Speaker 1>not feel that way about his own flesh and blood.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I understand possibly being high enough that you forgot

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<v Speaker 1>the kid at home, But you were so high you

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<v Speaker 1>actually thought you put the kid in the car, scrapped

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<v Speaker 1>them up. Probably turned on revolting children from Matilda the musical,

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<v Speaker 1>singing along with the child we are revoting children, living

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<v Speaker 1>and revolting times. You got out the car okay in

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<v Speaker 1>your mind, thinking you'll be right back, probably cracked the

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<v Speaker 1>window and all told the child you was gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>them something and everything, and then came back to the

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<v Speaker 1>car and thought the child that was never there had

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<v Speaker 1>been kidnapped. Glasses I think you're on the sharm that

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<v Speaker 1>you used to serve. Okay, this sounded like pee wee

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<v Speaker 1>sherman to me? Does this sound like shrim used to

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<v Speaker 1>do the uglasses?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, something else is wrong with him. I don't think people,

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<v Speaker 5>even on sirn forget their chess. They just don't forget

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<v Speaker 5>their chills.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn. Always remember man.

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<v Speaker 1>Children may forget what you say, but they will never

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<v Speaker 1>forget how you made them feel, especially when you forget them.

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<v Speaker 1>Please let me Ma give Kobe Parker the biggest he

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<v Speaker 1>hall hee haw he ha.

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<v Speaker 3>You stupid motherfuck? Are you dumb? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, it's a relief he wasn't kidnapped, But man, leaving

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<v Speaker 1>the kid at the house, that might have been worse.

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<v Speaker 1>I know y'all watch home alone and think kids can

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<v Speaker 1>handle themselves anever adult on around.

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<v Speaker 3>But this ain't a movie. Dun't have y'all ever did that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know your first kid, like I always am

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<v Speaker 4>scared that when I have my first kid, I might

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<v Speaker 4>forget like, okay, I have the kid and leave the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess you're doing. I can see you leaving your

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<v Speaker 3>kid on top of the car driving off.

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<v Speaker 4>That's one of my fears, like the car seat, like

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<v Speaker 4>just because I don't know, you're moving so fast and

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<v Speaker 4>it's new.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to double check my niece like, okay, she's here.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're gonna know, especially you you're gonna carry

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<v Speaker 1>it for nine months, push it out.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not gonna get that double check. Trust.

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<v Speaker 5>Definitely something only a man will do. That's never done it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm super sensitive. Like even when my kids are sleeping,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm the one that looks to see if their chest

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<v Speaker 5>is moving at the actually breathing at night at times. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I do that all the time. Same thing when I'm

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<v Speaker 5>driving in the car. Make sure like I'm very, very

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<v Speaker 5>extra when it comes to the kids.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good to know.

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<v Speaker 3>We are revolting children living in revolting times. Be Et,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll see them all pie, b Et. You don't know

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<v Speaker 3>about that till the musical. I don't you know the

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<v Speaker 3>number that until the musical. All right, well let's jump

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<v Speaker 3>into another song. Glasses Alone. He's a co host, He.

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<v Speaker 5>Alone the Roses a co host.

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<v Speaker 3>Got Glass Alone?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? He got a podcast called the no Ceilings

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast on the Black Effect I Heart Radio podcast network.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's got a new album I'll call cancel these

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<v Speaker 1>nuts really good.

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<v Speaker 3>And what's the number?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's the second song on third song on

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<v Speaker 5>that what's.

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<v Speaker 3>The name of it.

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<v Speaker 5>What's the name of the song? Kanye should have never

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<v Speaker 5>married that chick? That's not that's not what it says.

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<v Speaker 5>It's radio appropriate. Now you can say you can say

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<v Speaker 5>that pro appropriate, like we can. Here's oh for sure

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<v Speaker 5>should Yeah, you should have never married that bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's a very inappropriate title.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, it has nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>Kanye are his ex wife Kim correct.

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<v Speaker 3>It has to do with what.

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<v Speaker 5>Glasses, turning a whore on my list, turning the hole

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<v Speaker 5>into a housewife. You cannot turn a hole into a housewise,

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<v Speaker 5>all right, But let's the phone eight hundred five eight

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<v Speaker 5>five one o five one. The question is, can you

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<v Speaker 5>turn a hole into a house?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you can. Questions don't get cold, but I think

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<v Speaker 3>they get tired. Yes, they evolved like everybody else is cold.

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<v Speaker 4>But it gets high eventually you get tired of all.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lot to balance a lot of people, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>And everybody got a pass. I don't know why y'all

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<v Speaker 1>keep backing like everybody don't got to pass.

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<v Speaker 5>Everybody's past is not filled with penises. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 5>discuss when we come back.

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<v Speaker 3>What fe of penises on the exactly?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know why they.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's discuss everywhere. Good morning, the Breakfast Club,