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Speaker 2: Yeah the day time you get John, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You are a donkey. Huh, I'm a fat and all

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Speaker 3: that shit around your They want this man to dog

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Speaker 3: the blows man. They wait for Charlamagne to top the gloves.

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Speaker 3: You have to make a judgment that who was going

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Speaker 3: to be on the Donkey of the day. They chose you.

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Speaker 3: It's a breakfast club, bitch. You who's donkey of the

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Speaker 3: day today? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Donkey of today for Thursday October thirtieth, No, not October thirtieth.

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Speaker 3: What today's day? October told twenty six? The hell I

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Speaker 3: jumped for days?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. You forgot yesterday it was a twenty

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Speaker 4: fifth four times. I think you need to check your

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Speaker 4: statu in prescription. That's what I left it wrong, I know,

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Speaker 4: But that how I can be making deliried.

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Speaker 1: No, I think I gotta take more jinkle below whatever

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Speaker 1: But anyway, Donkey Today for Thursday October twenty six goes

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Speaker 1: to a thirty year old Connecticut.

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Speaker 3: Man named Kobe Parker.

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Speaker 1: Now Kobe Parker called police at around eight eighteen pm

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Speaker 1: to re caught his child missing from his car parked

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Speaker 1: outside Price Chopper supermarket in Connecticut. Alright, he told police

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Speaker 1: he had gone into the store and left the child

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Speaker 1: in his vehicle, but the child was missing when he

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Speaker 1: of the story, I feel like he could get the

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: Parents in twenty twenty three would still be leaving their

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Speaker 1: children in the car under any circumstances. There is absolutely

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Speaker 1: zero reason for you to leave your little child in

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Speaker 1: a car. We've seen enough examples of kids dying from

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Speaker 1: he'd exhausted, he dishausted, We've seen enough examples of kids

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Speaker 1: being kidnapped.

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Speaker 3: Like, your child is not a pet, bro That's why

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Speaker 3: I hate when people.

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Speaker 1: Call their pets kids, because if you had actual kids,

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Speaker 1: you would know the difference.

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Speaker 3: All Right, you don't let.

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Speaker 1: Your child outside the peete, and you shouldn't, even though

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Speaker 1: people do, leave your child in the car while youre

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Speaker 1: running the store. Real quick, Now, the story gets way

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Speaker 1: stupid than this, because it turns out the child was

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Speaker 1: indeed missing, but not because of a kidnapping, but because

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Speaker 1: of a good old fashioned thing called parental neglect.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to WTNH News eight for the report.

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Speaker 2: Police place arrested man and reported his child went missing

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Speaker 2: from his car while he was inside the Mansfield Price

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Speaker 2: Chopper play. It turns out that thirty year old Kolbe

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Speaker 2: Parker actually left the child home alone and only thought

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Speaker 2: the child was with him. Police conducted a search around

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Speaker 2: the store. That's when they sent officers to Parker's house.

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Speaker 2: They found the child there fine. Police say Parker failed

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Speaker 2: a sobriety test. The child was placed in custody of

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Speaker 2: a family member.

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Speaker 3: Failed a sobriety test. That man was high.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I knew this man was high before I even

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Speaker 1: heard the story. The news report said he failed a

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Speaker 1: sobriety test. He probably was drinking too. But this man

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Speaker 1: was operating on at least a forty to sixty milligram edible. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I know edible. Actually, when I hear it, I hadn't

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Speaker 1: been high off of edible. Scrolling through Instagram looking for

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Speaker 1: my phone and I only got one phone. Okay, speaking

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Speaker 1: than you care about your kids. Okay, before you leave

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Speaker 1: your house, you were checking for your keys wilet phone.

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Speaker 3: We need to add kids to that kids keys wilet phone.

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Speaker 1: It's like the heads, shoulders, knees in tos, knees in

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Speaker 1: lose our minds if we leave home without our phones.

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Speaker 1: If we don't feel our phones, we will stop everything

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Speaker 1: Now I understand possibly being high enough that you forgot

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Speaker 1: them up. Probably turned on revolting children from Matilda the musical,

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Speaker 1: been kidnapped. Glasses I think you're on the sharm that

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Speaker 1: you used to serve. Okay, this sounded like pee wee

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Speaker 1: sherman to me? Does this sound like shrim used to

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Speaker 1: do the uglasses?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: No, something else is wrong with him. I don't think people,

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Speaker 5: even on sirn forget their chess. They just don't forget

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Speaker 3: Damn. Always remember man.

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Speaker 1: Children may forget what you say, but they will never

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Speaker 1: Please let me Ma give Kobe Parker the biggest he

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Speaker 1: hall hee haw he ha.

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Speaker 3: You stupid motherfuck? Are you dumb? All right?

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Speaker 1: Look, it's a relief he wasn't kidnapped, But man, leaving

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Speaker 1: I know y'all watch home alone and think kids can

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Speaker 3: But this ain't a movie. Dun't have y'all ever did that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know your first kid, like I always am

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Speaker 4: scared that when I have my first kid, I might

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Speaker 3: I guess you're doing. I can see you leaving your

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Speaker 3: kid on top of the car driving off.

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Speaker 4: That's one of my fears, like the car seat, like

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Speaker 4: just because I don't know, you're moving so fast and

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Speaker 4: it's new.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 4: I used to double check my niece like, okay, she's here.

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Speaker 1: I think you're gonna know, especially you you're gonna carry

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Speaker 1: it for nine months, push it out.

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Speaker 3: You're not gonna get that double check. Trust.

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Speaker 5: Definitely something only a man will do. That's never done it.

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Speaker 5: I'm super sensitive. Like even when my kids are sleeping,

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Speaker 5: I'm the one that looks to see if their chest

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Speaker 5: is moving at the actually breathing at night at times. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I do that all the time. Same thing when I'm

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Speaker 4: That's good to know.

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Speaker 3: We are revolting children living in revolting times. Be Et,

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Speaker 3: we'll see them all pie, b Et. You don't know

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Speaker 3: about that till the musical. I don't you know the

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Speaker 3: number that until the musical. All right, well let's jump

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Speaker 3: into another song. Glasses Alone. He's a co host, He.

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Speaker 5: Alone the Roses a co host.

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Speaker 3: Got Glass Alone?

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Speaker 1: You know? He got a podcast called the no Ceilings

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Speaker 1: Podcast on the Black Effect I Heart Radio podcast network.

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Speaker 1: But he's got a new album I'll call cancel these

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Speaker 1: nuts really good.

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Speaker 3: And what's the number?

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Speaker 5: I think it's the second song on third song on

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Speaker 5: that what's.

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Speaker 3: The name of it.

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Speaker 5: What's the name of the song? Kanye should have never

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Speaker 5: married that chick? That's not that's not what it says.

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Speaker 5: It's radio appropriate. Now you can say you can say

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Speaker 5: that pro appropriate, like we can. Here's oh for sure

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Speaker 5: should Yeah, you should have never married that bitch.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a very inappropriate title.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is, it has nothing to do with

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Speaker 1: Kanye are his ex wife Kim correct.

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Speaker 3: It has to do with what.

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Speaker 5: Glasses, turning a whore on my list, turning the hole

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Speaker 5: into a housewife. You cannot turn a hole into a housewise,

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Speaker 5: all right, But let's the phone eight hundred five eight

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Speaker 5: five one o five one. The question is, can you

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Speaker 5: turn a hole into a house?

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Speaker 3: Yes you can. Questions don't get cold, but I think

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Speaker 3: they get tired. Yes, they evolved like everybody else is cold.

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Speaker 4: But it gets high eventually you get tired of all.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot to balance a lot of people, y'all.

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Speaker 1: And everybody got a pass. I don't know why y'all

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Speaker 1: keep backing like everybody don't got to pass.

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Speaker 5: Everybody's past is not filled with penises. All right, let's

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Speaker 5: discuss when we come back.

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Speaker 3: What fe of penises on the exactly?

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Speaker 4: I don't know why they.

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Speaker 3: Let's discuss everywhere. Good morning, the Breakfast Club,