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Speaker 2: very nice. Somebody gave us personalized bibles with our names

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Speaker 2: We're like, oh, that's why the trees are green, because

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to Howe Tanertos. I am Andrea Barber.

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Speaker 1: And I'm Jody Sweeten, who was almost about to take

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Speaker 2: good timing. Today we're discussing season five, episode twelve, Bachelor

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Speaker 2: of the Month. It originally aired November twenty sixth, nineteen

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Speaker 2: ninety one, and it goes a little something like this,

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Speaker 2: Danny has more dates than he can keep after a

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Speaker 2: Michelle becomes upset with his new popularity, Michelle's Upset Michelle.

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Speaker 2: It was directed by Joelswick, It was written by Tom Percard,

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Speaker 2: and it's guest starring several return guest stars, the Renterias

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Speaker 2: as Nicki and Alex Gail Edwards as Vicky Larson, Taj

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Speaker 2: We have Nicole Chamberlain as Penny Allen the Jogging The

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Speaker 1: To the Door right.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she's known as Jay Moore's ex wife, and she

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Speaker 2: also guest starred on Married with Children and Night Court.

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Speaker 2: Then we have John Drayman as the Maitre d. He

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Speaker 2: a waiter in a nineteen ninety two series called Sisters

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Speaker 2: with Swoozy Kurtz. Then we have Keith Farley as Waiter.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't get a name, He's just the waiter. Uh oh,

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Speaker 2: maybe he's the one that no, never mind. He voice

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Speaker 2: I don't know much about video games.

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Speaker 1: Call of Duty is like one of the largest video

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Speaker 2: either voice directed or was in Rugrats and the Wild Thornberries. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: uh so he's great, fantastic work. And then last, but

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Speaker 2: it's certainly not last, we have Jennifer Wood as roller

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Speaker 2: And they didn't name the other dates, the you know,

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Speaker 2: We go straight to the credit. Not a tease to

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Speaker 2: be found. We start in the kitchen. Jesse rushes down

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Speaker 2: He quickly greets the family who's gathered at the table

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Speaker 2: Danny asks, how's it going, Dad, and Jesse boasts, Oh,

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Speaker 2: it's going fine, and it's not Dad, it's mighty Dad.

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Speaker 2: And he poses like a superhero for emphasis.

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Speaker 1: With some excellent necklaces. By the way.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just great for lots of bling for

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Speaker 2: He grabs a broom and a laundry basket for his

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Speaker 2: It's very unsanitary, prop well, the prop donuts prop donuts usually,

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Speaker 1: And I love Jesse's just being like, I got it.

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Speaker 2: Danny chuckles. Tell Vicky you see how these crazy rumors

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Speaker 2: you won't say no. Then Kimmy barges In wearing a

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Speaker 2: Kimmy excitedly announces you'll never guess who Bay City Magazine

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Speaker 2: Kimmy's face sours as she realizes, oh, thank god he

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Speaker 2: Danny looks at her with relief. Absolutely having a lot

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Speaker 2: of strange women chasing after me. Boy, that's the last

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Speaker 1: Just you never know what's going to come through that

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Speaker 2: The Golden Gate Park somehow attaches to the Tanner backyard.

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Speaker 2: You know, they really did. So this jogger woman breathlessly asks, Hi,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah that's right. So Kimmy responds, yes he does,

432
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 2: but you're the last thing he wants, and she slams

433
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 2: the door in her face. Danny rushes to the door,

434
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 2: desperate to meet this mystery woman, and he invites her inside.

435
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 2: She introduces herself as Penny Allen. She jogged to the

436
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 2: Tanner's house from down the street and across the Bay

437
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 2: Bridge just to ask Danny to dinner. And she says

438
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 2: all this while she's continuing to jog in place that

439
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 2: does sound a little stalker ish now, yeah, And she's like, hey,

440
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 2: I ran.

441
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 1: Up to your back door and wondered if we could

442
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 1: get a date. And I will say for as long

443
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 1: as she's been jogging, she looks great, Yeah, beat a

444
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: sweat on.

445
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 2: Her Oh no, not not here right, No, for having

446
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 2: jogged for probably the better part of an hour. Yeah,

447
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 2: looks fantastic. Yep. So Danny says yes to the date,

448
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 2: and Penny runs off. Literally Danny mimics her moves and

449
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 2: does a quick jog over to Vickiy. He acts suave,

450
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: brushing his hair back with his hands while saying, what

451
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 2: do you know? I got myself a date tonight? And

452
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 2: I love that little detail, that little overconfident, you know,

453
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: brushing the fingers through his hair. It's just such a

454
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 2: fun little moment that comes back later.

455
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: But he's so awkward when he does it, like he's

456
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: still you know what I mean, Like it's like he's

457
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 1: like doing it. It's like you're like, no, just just

458
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: run your hit, but he's like moving. It's funny.

459
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 2: It's it's almost like he's trying to imitate Jesse and

460
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 2: the cool fingers through the hair, but he's just not

461
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 2: nailing it at all. It's so funny, So Danny. So

462
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 2: Michelle wins, what about my bedtime story? And DJ jumps in,

463
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 2: we'll fill in for dad, and Stuff nods in agreement.

464
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 2: How often does Dad have a date anyway? And Michelle

465
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: shakes her head not very often, and this reverse shot

466
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: of the kitchen table will never not be weird to me.

467
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 2: It's just, I know, it's always weird when they bring

468
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: out that fourth wall because it's also.

469
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: Just such an obvious like there's no you know what

470
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: I mean, It's just a flat wall with a painting

471
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 1: on it, like.

472
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 2: It's there's no depth to it. To block the audience

473
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,679
Speaker 2: for a minute to get this shot right. Next in

474
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: the Attic, Jesse and Becky show the twins their brand

475
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 2: new nursery. When Jesse asks the boys what they think,

476
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 2: they don't respond obviously, and Jesse jokes, oh, I can

477
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 2: feel the excitement. Then he shakes their special Elvis mobile

478
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 2: and jokes they're all shook up see, and Becky hopes

479
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: they can sleep with the glare of those sequined jumpsuits

480
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 2: like it's so ridiculous. I love it, so Elvis mobile,

481
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,719
Speaker 2: like that is just fantastic. Jesse asks what's next, and

482
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 2: Becky suggests a diaper check. While Becky's twin is fresh

483
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 2: as a daisy, Jesse's twin smells like for He asks

484
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 2: the babies in frustration, why is it that every time

485
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 2: you're wet you're dry? Every time you're awake, you're asleep,

486
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: every time you're spitting up, you're hungry. Guys, you're identical. Twins.

487
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 2: Do something identical.

488
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: Would be the hardest part about twins.

489
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't have identical needs at the same time.

490
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 2: That's gotta be tough. Becky calls Jesse cranky and tells

491
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 2: him to take a nap, but Jesse insists he doesn't

492
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 2: need one. In fact, two hours of sleep a night

493
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 2: is more than enough for Mighty Dad. Becky jokes that

494
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 2: next time they should go for triplets, and Jesse wins, is,

495
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,239
Speaker 2: next time you may have to go without me. Up

496
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 2: in Michelle and Stephanie's room, DJ is reading Michelle a

497
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 2: bedtime story about a tug boat, and I totally forgot

498
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: that you guys are sharing a room. Now it's been

499
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: an episode or two, and I was like, oh, yeah,

500
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 2: that's right. Michelle is now where Stephanie used to be.

501
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 2: DJ finishes the story with a t but Michelle is

502
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 2: displeased with DJ's efforts. Michelle explain, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

503
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 2: she's she's already upset. You don't want to poke the beast,

504
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 2: Michelle explains. When Daddy tells the story, he goes toot

505
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: and pretends to pull on a handle. So DJ does

506
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 2: it again, but Michelle isn't pleased with the volume of

507
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 2: her voice this time. She makes her older sister say

508
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: it a few more times. Then Steph walks in with

509
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 2: a glass of water from the kitchen. Specifically, Michelle is

510
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 2: skeptical of whether or not it's actually kitchen water, but

511
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: once she gives it a taste, it passes her inspection.

512
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: As opposed to bathroom.

513
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: Water, different have different flavors.

514
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 2: This is true, I guess. Yeah, if you're not gonna

515
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 2: have specific very yeah, oh man, they can get specific

516
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 2: about the color of the cup, which cup, which sink?

517
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: Give them the right cup and they cry, it's.

518
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a it's an emotional roller coaster.

519
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: Uh.

520
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 2: So DJ and stuff turn on her lamp as the

521
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 2: night light.

522
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: Because the lights off in this house.

523
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 2: No, they have.

524
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm shy, like twenty three hours a day she's

525
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: in the light, you know what I mean, She's.

526
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 2: Like, I know, no wonder she well, yeah, her sleep

527
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 2: hygiene isn't as great as it could be. She need

528
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: she needs a yeah, a softer night light, not quite

529
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 2: so bright. So they lock her dollhouse and then they

530
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 2: give her a kiss good night. DJ grins, see, I

531
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 2: told you we could do it, just like Daddy, But

532
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: Michelle disagrees, n uh, you need to work on your

533
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: tug boat. Very judgy, very judgy. DJ admits she'll probably

534
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 2: have another chance because Dad has a date every night

535
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: this week. She groans, right, it's like, wow.

536
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: She seems so out of character.

537
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 2: It really is. Yeah, to have what is it like,

538
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 2: twenty five dates and ten days like that is it's

539
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 2: very out of character for Danny. But he's you know,

540
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: he's riding this high bachelor there. Yes, he's only got

541
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 2: one month.

542
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

543
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 5: Yeah.

544
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: The next month it'll be somebody else, probably in the

545
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: Tanner family.

546
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 2: But it'll be hopefully Joey. He he's a good girlfriend.

547
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 2: So Michelle groans, you've gotta be kidding, and Stuff responds No,

548
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 2: Dad is out having fun right now, and Michelle wonders,

549
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 2: what could be more fun than me? Cue a montage,

550
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: Get a Danny montage Danny and his dates while the

551
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: zz top song Sharp Dressed Man plays in the background.

552
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 2: This is I love a Danny montage.

553
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: I have to admit like Danny montage because it's so ridiculous.

554
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 2: He's just he commits man when he really commits to

555
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: the spit. First he's out at dinner with Penny the Jogger.

556
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: Then he's roller skating with another woman. Next he's at

557
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 2: a forty nine ers game with somebody else who didn't

558
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 2: get credited. Then he's tearfully watching a performance of Romeo

559
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: and Juliet with a woman as she dabs his tears away.

560
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 2: And finally he is slow dancing with yet another woman,

561
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 2: and when he dips her, he lifts up a completely

562
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 2: different woman and they continue to dance amazing. It's just

563
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 2: he's got game finally, you know, he's finally got game.

564
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 2: Go Danny. We cut quickly to the wake Up San

565
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 2: Francisco set and Danny happily updates the viewers on day

566
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 2: ten of being a Bachelor of the Month. He smiles

567
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: as he reminisces on his romantic date last night. He

568
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 2: recalls Amber and I road bumper cars and boy, oh boy,

569
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 2: can she bump.

570
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: It just so again. It feels so out of character

571
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: for Danny.

572
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: I know, I mean, yes, he's just excited because.

573
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,959
Speaker 1: Maybe he doesn't get a lot of attention.

574
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,239
Speaker 2: He doesn't get a lot of attention, and he's you know,

575
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: it's been five years since Pam, or five or six

576
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 2: years since Pam passed away, and so it's time he's

577
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 2: back in the saddle, and boy is he enjoying it.

578
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

579
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,239
Speaker 2: Vicky gives a fake laugh. Danny, I don't think our

580
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 2: viewers need to hear about another one of your shallow dates.

581
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 2: Danny questions shallow, and Vicky points out that he's been

582
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: with twenty four women in ten nights.

583
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm tired just thinking about dinner every night, plus maybe

584
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: a brunch there on a Sunday, right Like.

585
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted. When does he have time to sleep? Danny

586
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: defends himself, calling it quality time, but Vicky doubles down

587
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 2: and repeats shallow. Danny shoots back, Oh, I'm sure your

588
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 2: dating life is so deep. I could just picture you

589
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 2: with some stuffed shirt discussing Russian literature over white wine

590
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 2: and breeze. Vicky, Oh, I can imagine what your dating

591
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 2: life is like, and then she mimics Danny by over

592
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 2: touching her hair and showing a goofy grin g amber.

593
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 2: I wonder which bumper car goes the fastest zing this

594
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: tense banter between the two of them, like, this is fantastic.

595
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 2: Their chemistry is so on point. The Selene I know they.

596
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: Were so I forgot sort of how it was at

597
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: first with them.

598
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you just I love it. You could just

599
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 2: see this little relationship brewing. It's great. So Danny uses

600
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: this opportunity to ask Vicky out on a date live

601
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 2: on air in front of their viewers, and she accepts.

602
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 2: Danny Grin's well, then tomorrow you can tell everybody that

603
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 2: I'm not the shallow, bubble headed bachelor you think I am.

604
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 2: And then Vicky quips or I can call it like

605
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 2: I see it. Danny's finally met his match, you know,

606
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: and this verbal warfare its all the quips.

607
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 1: With her discussing, discussing Russian literature over breed. Brie is delicious.

608
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: That sounds great. Actually, you know some breeze's very very

609
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: it is, but the breed is.

610
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm there for that.

611
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm down anytime for Brie. Next in the kitchen,

612
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 2: Joey hangs up the phone and tells Jesse that's the

613
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 2: third Cindy that's called Danny today. How does he keep

614
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 2: all these women straight? And Jesse remembers that he used

615
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 2: to have memory tricks, like Lisa who wore lace became

616
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: Lacey Lisa. He stares off into the distance, thinking about

617
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 2: his past flings. When his wife walks downstairs, as Jesse

618
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 2: dreamily says, help me, Ronda, Help help me, Ronda, Becky asks,

619
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 2: help you do what Jess, and he gets quite the scare.

620
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 2: Then he hands Becky a clean basket of laundry, while

621
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 2: Becky hands him a dirty bag of laundry. They both

622
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: let out an exhausted huff as Jesse questions, does it

623
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 2: ever end? No, it doesn't.

624
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: Laundry there, it's it's never ending.

625
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 2: That new board laundry. Yeah, they're you're they're changing out

626
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 2: You gotta change our outfits like eight times a day

627
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 2: because they spit up the poop the poop league. Yeah,

628
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 2: there's oh man, and they've got times too, So yeah,

629
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 2: the laundry is intense. Becky reminds Jesse to change the

630
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: crib liner because Alex spit up again, and Jesse asks,

631
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: is it my imagination or is more coming out than

632
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 2: going in? Becky admits it's one of the mysteries of science.

633
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 2: As the new parents slump over in exhaustion, Joey asks

634
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 2: what happened to mighty Dad and Mighty Mama. Jesse size

635
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 2: we're mighty pooped. Joey tells them they should pace themselves.

636
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 2: The twins don't even move yet. True, then, yeah, this

637
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 2: is the easy part. They're non mobile. Then we hear

638
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 2: a baby start to scream through the monitor, and they

639
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 2: ask each other whose turn is it? Point to each

640
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: other in unison yours, and then they both get up

641
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 2: and say, all right, I'll go. This is I am

642
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 2: exhausted just watching this episode, between the newborn stuff and

643
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: the dating stuff. Yeah, I needed a nap after this.

644
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 2: Back in the girl's room, Danny's bedtime story to Michelle

645
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: is about Vicky calling him a shallow maiden chaser, so

646
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 2: he proclaims Prince Daniel is going to sweep her off

647
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 2: her feet with his charming, dashing ways and make her

648
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: eat her words in front of the TV kingdom. Michelle

649
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 2: admits this is not his best story, but as Danny continues,

650
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 2: then the two of them sailed off into the sunset

651
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 2: on a beautiful magic tug boat Dootdote and Michelle can't

652
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 2: help but smile. I do love that tug boat. Danny

653
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: continues her bedtime routine, and Teddy walks in confused. He

654
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,479
Speaker 2: thought that he and Michelle were gonna play, and Danny

655
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 2: explains that he has a date tonight, so they're doing

656
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Speaker 2: her bedtime routine early. Then Michelle jumps out from under

657
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 2: the covers, fully dressed and exclaims, now I can get

658
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 2: up and play. Teddy looks at his friend with concern

659
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 2: as he says, this is a strange family. Saye strange family,

660
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: Titty's he speaks for all of us. This is a

661
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 2: very strange family. What did I want? He's like, I

662
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 2: just came over for a playdate.

663
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Speaker 1: And you got weird.

664
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, they totally are. Then Michelle asks her dad if

665
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Speaker 2: she can go on his date with him. Danny shakes

666
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 2: his head. No, no dating, that's something you'll do in

667
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 2: your thirties. He walks out of the room, and Michelle

668
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 2: sadly tells her friend, my daddy is always leaving me. Oh,

669
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 2: what's the guilt? That's right, but she's not wrong. For

670
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: ten days, he's been on twenty four dates.

671
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Speaker 1: And Michelle, as we know, really needs a lot of focus.

672
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 2: Spent too much time alone and she needs she needs

673
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 2: some attention. I don't blame her, no at all. Uh So,

674
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 2: Teddy wonders, how come, and Michelle rolls her eyes because

675
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 2: he's the spatula of the month.

676
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 1: I love that one.

677
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 2: So cute. Yeah, they don't know what a bachelor is,

678
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 2: they know what a spatula is, so he's a spatulate.

679
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 2: Teddy is obviously confused, so he just nods along and responds,

680
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 2: if you say so. Michelle decides that she's gonna go

681
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 2: on the date with Danny, but they'll have to be

682
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: very sneaky. Teddy's eyes go wide as he points to

683
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 2: himself and Michelle and Michelle clarifying uh we and Michelle

684
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 2: grins that's right, you're my date and points to him.

685
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 2: Teddy's eyes go even wider, and Michelle gives him a

686
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 2: little wink. Boy, what are they up to? Stephanie runs

687
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: downstairs to tell Joey and dj that Jesse and Becky

688
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 2: are on their way down. She asks if their surprise

689
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 2: dinner is ready. We see that the kitchen table is

690
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 2: decorated with a rose, two candles, and two place settings,

691
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 2: and the table is conveniently turned in a different direction

692
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,280
Speaker 2: so we can get a better camera.

693
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, because it wouldn't be good otherwise. No, no, no, no,

694
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: no no, Why would you turn the table because it's

695
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: just works better. Don't ask?

696
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Joel's wick got frustrated trying to.

697
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: No, it's not a cross, and you don't want him

698
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: next to each other. They've got it.

699
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:28,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like, okay, this just don't

700
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 2: ask questions, just do it, don't think too hard about.

701
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: It, don't I don't pull that thread.

702
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, this is one of those times. Joey responds

703
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,240
Speaker 2: in a French accent, Yes, I made my specialty pork

704
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 2: and beans with a white wine sauce. Then Danny walks

705
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 2: in wearing a suit and tie. He confidently asks his

706
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 2: family guess where I'm going, and they say in Unison

707
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: on a date, but he tells them it's not just

708
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 2: any date. He tells them to guess who he's going

709
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 2: on a date with, and they respond in Unison again,

710
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 2: Princess Vicky. In the background, we see Michelle and Teddy

711
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 2: creeping past the kitchen window. Of course, nobody notices the

712
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 2: kids are unattended again, you.

713
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, I mean the two older ones are probably

714
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: driving some sort of a box truck and helping someone

715
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 1: move right now, which is why they're not paying attention

716
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: because they I mean, they're in and out, you know

717
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: what I mean, the way big movie quick and yeah careers.

718
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: He's like, I tucked her in at five pm and

719
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: whatever happens after this not my problem.

720
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 2: Not my problem. So are they insinuating that the kids

721
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 2: crawled down from the second story bedroom window and now

722
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 2: we're walking through the shape shifting backyard to get to

723
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: Danny's car.

724
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, No, I think they're I think the

725
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: bye is they went down the front stairs, out the

726
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,080
Speaker 1: front door, and around the back of the house to

727
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 1: the obvious place where you would keep a car, which

728
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: is in the backyard of.

729
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: Your house, in the backyard where the cement truck was. Yeah,

730
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 2: we're of.

731
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: Ample room in between buildings in San Francisco to drive

732
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:10,919
Speaker 1: right through there.

733
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: So ah, okay, that makes a lot more sense.

734
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: They were like scaling the you knowing, Yeah, hey, they

735
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: like that shot.

736
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 2: If they were you know, I'm sure if it was

737
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 2: back in nineteen eighty seven, Oh yeah, they could have

738
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 2: put the kids up on the right.

739
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: Down you know what I mean, like drop them down

740
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: from a crane. You could have done it with me probably,

741
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:34,959
Speaker 1: but now.

742
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 2: Not with them, and they're like, no, we have child

743
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 2: labor laws. Rus they've tightened up those child labor laws

744
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: by now.

745
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 3: So yeah, Hi, I'm Terry Hatcher, and you may remember

746
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 3: me as Susan Meyer from Desperate Housewives.

747
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 6: I'm Andrea Bowen, though you may know me as Terry's

748
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 6: on screen daughter Julie Meyer.

749
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Speaker 5: And I'm Emerson Tuney, Terry's real life daughter.

750
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 3: And this is Desperately Devoted.

751
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 6: A rewatch podcast dedicated to the iconic series Desperate Housewives.

752
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 3: With two actors and a writer.

753
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 6: One of whom is watching the show for the very

754
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 6: first time.

755
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 2: Yes, that's me Andrea.

756
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if I had let her watch it

757
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 3: as a six year old.

758
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,720
Speaker 6: We will dive into all the behind the scene stories

759
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 6: of Osteria Lane.

760
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,959
Speaker 5: And look at how the show continues to inform conversations

761
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 5: about relationships, identity, and culture today.

762
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,280
Speaker 3: So, whether you are a diehard fan or you're watching

763
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 3: it Mike Emerson for the very first time, we are.

764
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 6: So excited to welcome you back to Hysteria Lane because

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00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 6: we are.

766
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Speaker 2: Desperately devoted to you.

767
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 5: Listen to Desperately Devoted on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts

768
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 5: or wherever you get your podcasts.

769
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 2: So Danny realizes he told this story to everyone, and

770
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 2: then he says says goodbye. Becky and Jesse walk downstairs

771
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,479
Speaker 2: and Stephanie greets them. Ah, the cuts up a party

772
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: of two right this way, your table is awaiting. They

773
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 2: quickly realize it's a dinner date, and Jesse asks, you

774
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: guys did this for us. Joey responds in his announcer voice,

775
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: that's right, Jesse and Rebecca, You've won a night of

776
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 2: free childcare and a romantic dinner for two. Jesse is

777
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 2: unimpressed by the pork and beans, but Joey adds in

778
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 2: his French accent in a white wine sauce, and they

779
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 2: all hit upstairs and turn off the lights, so the

780
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 2: table is candlelight. It's very romantic. Jesse and Becky can't

781
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 2: believe that they have a whole evening to themselves. Jesse declares,

782
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 2: this is our chance to have a nice adult conversation

783
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 2: without talking about the babies. We'll just catch up on

784
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,280
Speaker 2: the rest of our lives. Becky asks about his music,

785
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 2: and he asks about her TV show, but they both

786
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 2: can't help but mention the babies.

787
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: That's kind of the biggest news you got going on.

788
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 2: They have nothing else going on besides diaper changes and laundry,

789
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 2: so yeah, what else are they going to talk about?

790
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: Becky can't help but tell him that Nicky sneezed today

791
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 2: and he looked like a bunny. Jesse's sad that he

792
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 2: missed it. They steer away from another baby conversation and

793
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 2: hold hands, ensuring that they will both enjoy themselves tonight.

794
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 2: Up in the nursery, Joey, Stephanie, and Dj are in

795
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 2: the nursery taking care of the twins. One of the

796
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 2: babies needs a diaper change, so they do rock paper

797
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 2: scissors to determine who will be responsible for it.

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00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: Now, this is a silly question. Yeah, but he said

799
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Speaker 1: rock scissors paper. I know, does does that timber throw

800
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: you off of you know what I mean? It should

801
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 1: be to me, it's always rock paper scissors.

802
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 2: Rock paper scissors, right, that's the official title rock.

803
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: One, two three.

804
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, Dave screwed this up, salavels. Dave screwed it

805
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 2: up and the Joel didn't have another take in him.

806
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 2: So that's what this probably was. Rock scissors paper. Nope,

807
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,439
Speaker 2: doesn't have the same ring to it, so, of course,

808
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 2: Joey does his Popeye voice while changing the diaper. He

809
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,879
Speaker 2: jokingly says he should change his name to poop Eye,

810
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 2: but that was a Dave edition. Then Nikki peas and

811
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 2: it shoots out towards Joey but just misses him. Joey

812
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 2: quickly covers him in size. At least your parents are

813
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 2: having a nice romantic dinner to themselves.

814
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Speaker 1: The quick diaper switch with the boys.

815
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, with the boys, you gotta be gotta be

816
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:35,240
Speaker 2: gotta be quick or few. It's a fountain. Yep, we smashed.

817
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 2: Cut to the kitchen, we see Becky and Jesse have

818
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 2: fallen asleep at the table while holding hands, which you

819
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,919
Speaker 2: know when you're in the throes of newborn hood.

820
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all you want.

821
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Speaker 2: Naps take precedence to anything else, just right now. Oh yes.

822
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Speaker 2: Over at Danny's date, Danny pulls up to the cheise

823
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Speaker 2: Leon and tells his date, I'm excited you agreed to

824
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 2: come here with me. Vicky is going to be a

825
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 2: lot of fun. The prices are high, the portions are small,

826
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Speaker 2: and the waiters are snooty. Vicky sarcastically responds, oh, I

827
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 2: can't wait, I hope the chairs are hard. Danny Hans's

828
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 2: car keys to the valet and then they head inside.

829
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out where they shot this. Was

830
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 2: it just somewhere on the lot, Like, it doesn't look

831
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Speaker 2: like a real restaurant.

832
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: They in the montage scene, they're like walking down stairs

833
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: as if they're coming from a forty nine ers game,

834
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: which really Yeah, and it's it's literally just an old

835
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: building on the Sony lot. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, Like,

836
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Speaker 1: just walk down.

837
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 2: Those stairs, just do something, right.

838
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll pretend it's the stadium.

839
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Speaker 2: Just have props, put together a cheiz Leon sign, and

840
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 2: we'll just put it up outside the production office and

841
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: turn that into the restaurant. So funny. So in the

842
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 2: car we see that Teddy and Michelle were hiding under

843
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: a blanket in the back seat, and Michelle triumphant triumphantly yells,

844
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Speaker 2: we did it. Teddy admits I've never been that quiet

845
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: in my whole life. Michelle nods in agreement, and they

846
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 2: both scream at the top of their lungs.

847
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to do that after you've been quiet

848
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: for a while. I get it.

849
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you just got to get it out Right

850
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: after the screaming, Michelle says, much better, Let's go eat.

851
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 2: Inside the restaurant, Danny greets the host, who tells them

852
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: that their table is ready. Danny hands him a one

853
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 2: dollar bill, asking if they can have a booth instead.

854
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 2: The man pockets the money and smiles I'm afraid not.

855
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 2: Then Michelle and Teddy walk in. Michelle reminds him this

856
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,800
Speaker 2: is a grown up restaurant. Let's act like grownups. Teddy

857
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 2: holds out his arm and says, this way, my dear,

858
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,439
Speaker 2: before escorting her in. It's very cute, you know. I mean,

859
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 2: they're brigin rules, but they're adorable while they're doing it.

860
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 2: Danny and Vicki sit down at their table and the

861
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 2: waiter promptly greets them. Danny suggests the pete to Vicki

862
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: and then asks the waiter to tell Frederick bonjour from

863
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 2: Danny Tanner. The man responds, Frederick quit a year and

864
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 2: a half ago, and then he walks away. Vicky sarcastically asks, so, Danny,

865
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 2: do you come here often? And Danny laughs it off

866
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 2: before asking what they should talk about, politics Russian literature.

867
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 2: Vicky happily dives into Russian literature. But Danny just makes

868
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 2: a joke of it. Teddy and Michelle spot Danny from

869
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 2: across the restaurant. Michelle wants to surprise him, but Teddy

870
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 2: points out that there are no chairs for them. They

871
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 2: look at the bigger table, which is a booth directly

872
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 2: in front of them, and decide to sit there. Always

873
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 2: ask I know, it's way more comfortable. Then the waiter

874
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 2: walks up to them and asks who they're here with.

875
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 2: Michelle explains that her dad is on a date, so

876
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: the man assumes that they'll be joining them, and he

877
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 2: hands each of them a menu. Michelle shouts out, I'll

878
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 2: start with the happy meal, and Teddy chimes in, I'll

879
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 2: have what she's having, but hold the pickle. Then a

880
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 2: dessert dessert cart stops right in front of them. Michelle gasps,

881
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 2: whoa baby, there's a happy meal. Teddy's eyes light up

882
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 2: and he tells her to grab a fork. They start

883
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 2: eating the desserts directly off the cart, when Michelle, hey,

884
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:14,919
Speaker 2: it's her sugar bit it's like.

885
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 1: Kryptonite. Yeah, like a cart full of sugar. I can't r.

886
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 2: A cart full of cakes. Yeah, like this is oh man,

887
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 2: I'd be excited about that. Too. They start eating the

888
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 2: desserts directly off the cart when Michelle realizes Daddy's missing

889
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 2: all the fun, so she calls out to him and waves.

890
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: Vicky notices and tells her date, there's a young lady

891
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 2: waving at you, and without turning around, Danny boasts, Oh, yeah,

892
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 2: I know. It's all part of the price I pay

893
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 2: for being Bachelor of the month. I don't want to

894
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 2: make you jealous, so I'm not even gonna look, and

895
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 2: Vicky insists, no, you really ought to look. Danny turns

896
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 2: to see Michelle smiling as she eats her desserts, and

897
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 2: she tells him you really got to try the happy meal.

898
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 2: Danny runs over, stunned and worried, asking how she got there.

899
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 2: Michelle states, in your car. We were hiding in the

900
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 2: back seat. Teddy pipes up, if we're in trouble. It

901
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 2: was her idea and points to Michelle. Danny tells them

902
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 2: they're both in trouble and seats them in the booth.

903
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: Vicky hurries over, asking if everything's all right, and Danny

904
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 2: explains that his daughter and her friend stowed away in

905
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 2: his car. He sternly asks Michelle why she did this,

906
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 2: and she responds, because I never see you anymorew ah

907
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 2: Teddy asks, with cake covering his face, is that because

908
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 2: your spatula.

909
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: Of the months so great? I love that?

910
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,879
Speaker 2: This is a great little bit here. I love this.

911
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 2: Danny asks Michelle, how could you say you never see

912
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 2: me anymore? I see you every morning, and I told

913
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 2: you a bedtime story tonight. Michelle argues, before dinner doesn't count.

914
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 2: You don't tuck me in anymore. Danny assures her that

915
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 2: if he's not able to do it, someone else will,

916
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 2: but she insists it isn't the same. He does the

917
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 2: best tug boat. Danny casually tells Vicky she has a point. There,

918
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: I do. I do one heck of a toot toot,

919
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 2: and then he turns back to Michelle. That does not

920
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 2: excuse you from leaving the house and sneaking into my car.

921
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 2: Michelle asks, with puppy dog eyes, Am I in trouble?

922
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: Yes?

923
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 2: You left the house?

924
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sun into a car.

925
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah what if the valet would have taken you?

926
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: Can't trouble?

927
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 2: I love you, but no, you get right? Good thing?

928
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 2: This is sitcom lander. This could have taken a drastic

929
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 2: turn in a different direction. Right, Yeah, Danny lets out

930
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 2: a sigh, admitting it's not all her fault. He should

931
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,280
Speaker 2: have talked to her about this whole dating thing before

932
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 2: he started going out every night, or he should have

933
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 2: slowed down, you know, like every other night.

934
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: Been like seeing three women at date. Danny, there's a

935
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: there is a there's a relaxed way to do this.

936
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: You know, it's entirely kind of your fault, dude, Like,

937
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 1: it's not you know what I mean?

938
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 2: Like you yeah, yeah, like, yes, was Michelle wrong for

939
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 2: sneaking out?

940
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: Keep sneaking in the car? That's they did help Danny.

941
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 2: He yes, he should have had this four thoughts a

942
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 2: long time ago.

943
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: He probably doesn't. I mean, when what is he ever

944
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 1: going to see? Get twenty four dates with in ten days?

945
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:28,879
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

946
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 2: True? Yeah, this is true. He's good. He's trying to

947
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: capitalize on this. Uh So, he lovingly says, I know

948
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 2: how important it is that I tuck you in. It's

949
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 2: important to me too. I love our special time together.

950
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 2: Danny decides to make a special date tomorrow night at

951
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 2: her bedtime to tuck her in. Michelle happily says it's

952
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 2: a date, and they both say, I love you before

953
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 2: giving each other a big hug. Vicky has a huge

954
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,359
Speaker 2: smile on her face, and she suggests, well, since we're

955
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,399
Speaker 2: all here, why don't we make this a double date.

956
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 2: Danny likes the idea, but first he excuses himself from

957
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 2: the table so he can call home and tell them

958
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 2: the kids are all right, good, good, good addition.

959
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: Otherwise, someone's got to be looking for them, right, I

960
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: mean maybe not.

961
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 2: Yes, the house tends to not notice what, you know.

962
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: I mean they come back. But yeah, right.

963
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 2: Right, Danny's doing the responsible thing, is a dad. He's

964
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 2: informing the other caregivers while he's gone. Vicky grabs another

965
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,720
Speaker 2: dessert from the cart and hands it to Michelle. She asks,

966
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 2: this is okay with your dad, right, and Michelle nods right,

967
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 2: of course. Gotta have her, gotta have her sugar. Next,

968
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 2: in the living room, Vicky, Michelle, and Danny walk in

969
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 2: and Vicky admits I had a great time. Michelle, I

970
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,919
Speaker 2: hope we double date again soon.

971
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 1: Did they make Teddy walko?

972
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 2: You think, Oh, yeah, well I know it's I wouldn't

973
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 2: surprise me. No, he surprises me. Send them a cap door.

974
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: I was already in the vaccat that's fine.

975
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 2: It's all he's self reliant. He'll be fine, so Michelle responds,

976
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 2: tomorrow's good for me, and Danny tells his daughter that

977
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,280
Speaker 2: they'll go over her social calendar. When he comes upstairs

978
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 2: to tuck her in, she smiles, I'll be waiting with

979
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 2: the tugboat book, and Danny responds with at. Michelle looks

980
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 2: at Vicky and says he's still got it before running upstairs.

981
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 2: Then Danny apologizes to Vicky, telling her it wasn't the

982
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 2: scintillating evening he was hoping for, and Vicky admits, actually

983
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 2: it was fun. I hope you don't mind if I

984
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:47,760
Speaker 2: tell our viewers that you are a terrific dad. Danny

985
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,400
Speaker 2: thinks her and then confesses he got carried away with

986
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 2: all these women wanting to go out with him. He

987
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 2: admits the truth is I'm not really a super stud bachelor,

988
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 2: and Vicky responds, somehow I knew that and gives him

989
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 2: a smile. Danny says, you know, I'm just looking for

990
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 2: somebody special, and Vicky nods, I know what you mean.

991
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 2: I'm going through the same thing. Danny is surprised by that,

992
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 2: but he says good night and goes to walk her out,

993
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 2: but then they lock eyes and stare at each other

994
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 2: for a moment before kissing. Michelle's watching from upstairs, and

995
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 2: she lets out ooh, and Danny awkwardly says, I'll be

996
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 2: right up, honey, and Michelle does another toot toot and

997
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 2: runs to her room. Danny opens the door for Vicky,

998
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,239
Speaker 2: saying I'll see you at work tomorrow. Good night. He

999
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 2: shuts the door and runs his hands through his hair,

1000
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 2: once more, feeling extra good about himself right now. And

1001
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 2: that is our show. This was a cute little episode.

1002
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was cute. Uh not one of my favorites.

1003
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah's top ten.

1004
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 1: But I like it for the Danny Vicky.

1005
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is the beginning. This the first kiss.

1006
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 2: This is the beginning of a much loved relationship that

1007
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 2: fans are still shipping all these decades later. If you

1008
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 2: guys haven't heard our interview with Gail Edwards, please head

1009
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 2: back a few episodes, a few weeks and two parter.

1010
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 2: Yeah she's great. She still has that great hair.

1011
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: So jealous.

1012
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, great hair, great skin, egg.

1013
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: And just lovely, super sweet, really fun. Yeah. She was

1014
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: such a great balance to Danny.

1015
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 2: You know, she really was. You know, I see what

1016
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 2: the fans see in this relationship. I kind of agree

1017
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 2: with them. I wish Danny and VICKI had been endgame,

1018
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 2: but I know didn't happen. What didn't happen?

1019
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:48,399
Speaker 1: Full well, that won't happen.

1020
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 2: Well maybe Yeah.

1021
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: Anyway, Wow, that took a dark turn.

1022
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 2: Did you have any everywhere your looks?

1023
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: So? I did not? I did not have any.

1024
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 2: I one. Maybe I'm not sure about it. Okay. In

1025
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 2: the Danny montage, we're seeing all of Danny different dates.

1026
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 2: At the end, he's dipping a girl in a slow dance,

1027
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 2: and I believe the girl he first dips it looks

1028
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 2: like Debbie Gregory. Is it a Debbie or was it dates?

1029
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: I think they were five Thenbie, it was not a thing.

1030
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 2: I feel like they'd broken up by season five. So

1031
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 2: maybe this is just another girl that looks like all

1032
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 2: the other girls.

1033
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, who knows.

1034
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone recognizes any of these people,

1035
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 2: any of these uncredited women. Yeah, and not many of

1036
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 2: them get credits in the In the.

1037
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: Guest Stars, if you talk or Jog or brolerblade, that's it.

1038
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 2: You have to have a special talent, you have to

1039
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 2: have a special talent or a line and then you

1040
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 2: got a credit.

1041
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: No, I didn't have any other. Everywhere you look, moments.

1042
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 2: Light on everywhere he looks, Yea, there's just lots lots

1043
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 2: of babies.

1044
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 1: D I mean, I feel like I was. This was

1045
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: one of those episodes. I'm like, I don't even remember

1046
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: this because I was like hardly in it. It was

1047
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: a very you know, it was all sort of Danny

1048
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: and and then the babies were B story.

1049
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 2: Right, you were the b story of the b story. Yeah, yeah,

1050
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 2: you were light week for you. Definitely a light week

1051
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 2: for me. I just brought in the magazine. But yeah, no,

1052
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 2: I like it just for the Danny VICKI part of it,

1053
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 2: the Danny Vicky origin story.

1054
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, because some of it doesn't feel like Danny's behavior.

1055
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: But again, like we said, he's just he's.

1056
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 2: He does not act, he doesn't know, he's had no

1057
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 2: game for most of his life, and he doesn't know,

1058
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 2: doesn't know how to act around women. But you know,

1059
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 2: he got his chance to shine.

1060
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,439
Speaker 1: It's true he did, and thank goodness, and I love

1061
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: Vicky for giving him a hard time first. That was

1062
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: you had to earn it a little bit kind of

1063
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: like kind of like Jesse and Becky. I like it.

1064
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: You can't. You know. These women are like, don't play

1065
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: with me. I'm not taking I'm not here for this.

1066
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: And it's great.

1067
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 2: These women are great role models for early nineties especially.

1068
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, just they don't take any crap. They

1069
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 2: put the men in their place. Yeah, these are strong

1070
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 2: role models for girls out there.

1071
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 1: Way to go for a strong female journalists. Let's go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Vicky's winning Emmy's you know, I mean, come on.

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Speaker 2: You go, girl. I love this. Well done, full house.

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Speaker 1: Well done full house? And uh and dare I say

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Speaker 1: well done us? Because we got through the episode. I

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Speaker 1: did not sneeze only once I had to turn my

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Speaker 1: camera off.

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Speaker 2: Is that When you turned I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, no one needs to see this.

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Speaker 2: I figured, yeah, but it's been.

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Speaker 1: Great, We've done it. I'm so excited to see where

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Speaker 1: the Vicky stuff goes next because I know it's kind

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Speaker 1: of a slow a little bit of a slow.

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Speaker 2: Birth, isn't it slow? Isn't a slow build? I think

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Speaker 2: it's a slow build. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I don't remember. Our next episode

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Speaker 1: is easy writer, so I don't know what that has

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Speaker 1: to do. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I see all the fans listening right now are like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I know that, were like, what's that?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Is that what? I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: Well, you'll just have to join us next time on

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Speaker 1: how Rude Tannerritosh. Thank you guys for listening. We love y'all.

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Speaker 1: This is so much fun for us. We just have

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Speaker 1: the best time. And if you want to find us

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Speaker 1: on Instagram, you can check us out at how Rude Podcast,

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Speaker 1: or you can send us an email at how rud

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Speaker 1: Tannurrito's at gmail dot com. Check out our merch store

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Speaker 1: Howard Meerch dot com. We've got t shirts, the the

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Speaker 1: the the Pink Bunny t shirt that's this property of

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Speaker 1: Stephanie Tanner that we mentioned at the top of the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we've got that, and uh.

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Speaker 2: You did it. You're just you're hanging on till you

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Speaker 2: can go take your cole meds and take it off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Well, everybody, remember the world is small, but

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Speaker 1: the house is full of dirty diapers. It's just full

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Speaker 1: of them. Now, there's two babies and that's that's it.

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Speaker 2: It's all the day, a lot of poop. Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: is a lot of poop. That's a lot of fun indeed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well anyway, on that note, well we'll see you

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Speaker 1: next time you guys.

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Speaker 2: Bye.

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Speaker 1: I now know a