Speaker 1: Hey, buddy Scott, it's bull Chat. Yep, you're right over there.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get this mic right. You have
Speaker 1: that spit guard. Oh you see it's loose. What is Look?
Speaker 1: It's it's loose. It's wilting. I don't understand. The screw
Speaker 1: is a little bit laer, the screw that holds it
Speaker 1: straight up. So what do I do? I guess just
Speaker 1: to hold it. I'll hold it.
Speaker 2: I'll hold it the whole time. No, you can just
Speaker 2: make it go up a little and I get rid
Speaker 2: of this. I hate this, Yeah, but I think people
Speaker 2: use it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It looks like a monocle on camera anyway.
Speaker 1: Welcome to boll Chat. Welcome today's Wednesday, July nineteenth. And
Speaker 1: it actually is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's live BB Why wouldn't it have been
Speaker 2: easier if we just scent it out live?
Speaker 1: Can we do that? We can, but you'll probably wear
Speaker 1: in real time as they say, I mean we could,
Speaker 1: it's just a live episode, but then that has to
Speaker 1: feed into Yeah, it's a whole thing. I could do it,
Speaker 1: but you need to give me five minutes, and you
Speaker 1: don't have the time. I don't now do I just
Speaker 1: look fat or did I actually put more weight on
Speaker 1: because look at look at look you're being very harsh
Speaker 1: on yourself because there was that minute there when I
Speaker 1: was like one eighty four remember, uh huh, and now
Speaker 1: I'm one ninety six. Wow, that's what twelve pounds? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean in six months? Well, I mean okay, and
Speaker 1: I still don't eat bad stuff? Really, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you look fine? You do. We went out for lunch
Speaker 1: the other day. What I have? I had some sushi,
Speaker 1: had three sushi rolls. Yeah, but there's really nothing bad
Speaker 1: about sushi right now, and then amami is delicious too,
Speaker 1: and it's good for you. I think I think full
Speaker 1: of protein protein. We had fun. You came to my house.
Speaker 1: I did. That was cool. I did a podcast recording
Speaker 1: for Bethany Frankel. I didn't realize that I was recording
Speaker 1: basically the Housewives equivalent of like Watergate of what she
Speaker 1: was doing, like but literally they made When they said
Speaker 1: what it was, I was like, Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. Are you happy you're looking at
Speaker 1: yourself and distracking yourself. I'm a little bit. Is your
Speaker 1: computer screen blurry a lot? It's not Oh wow. Anyway,
Speaker 1: back to what I was saying. So I went there
Speaker 1: and I was told this is big and the audio
Speaker 1: needs to be out that night. So I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with a stupid man box, put on
Speaker 1: a backpack and went and.
Speaker 2: Then literally in the Hamptons. Yeah, all the way at
Speaker 2: the end of the Hamptons. All at the end of
Speaker 2: the Hampton, the end of the Okay, is there an end? Well,
Speaker 2: Montalk is the very end.
Speaker 1: It was in Montalk. No, it was in Bridgehampton, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is like Montalk. No it isn't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was farn about Long Island. Okay, I'll give you
Speaker 2: an anatomy lesson of Long Island.
Speaker 1: I'm so good on that for right now. It's right
Speaker 1: at the tip. Thank you. Anyway, So yeah, I went there,
Speaker 1: posted it out and then it got like so many
Speaker 1: listens and it's been making like breaking news all over
Speaker 1: the place. Really, yes, why because Bethany has not spoken
Speaker 1: to Jill in over fourteen years I don't know what.
Speaker 1: And they had a sit down conversation for the first
Speaker 1: time in fourteen years. Oh, she was there too, Yes,
Speaker 1: it was Jill, her old friend from the Housewives of
Speaker 1: New York Diamond when I told her that what I
Speaker 1: was doing bananas crazy, My sister insane, my friend Kim Nuts,
Speaker 1: everybody who knows Housewives was like, oh, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: What is going on? And I'm like, yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be fun. Like for me.
Speaker 2: That would be like if Paunch and John got back together,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I really hope you wouldn't make that noise. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: because they'd be like, is a circus clown in here?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Go on. But it was really fine. And
Speaker 1: I was sitting like super close with my little stupid
Speaker 1: man box, and yeah, what if it didn't record? See that.
Speaker 1: I'm always so nervous if like it doesn't record. So
Speaker 1: here's the thing. What Obviously, I have my own podcasting
Speaker 1: thing that I do on the side, and I know
Speaker 1: it works. I know it works, but I will say
Speaker 1: I will say that gay Exactly that day, I was
Speaker 1: staring at the thing and I saw the levels reading.
Speaker 1: They told me they could hear it, and they were like,
Speaker 1: it sounds great. But in my head, I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not recording. You just f this whole thing up.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do, And then when it finally sent,
Speaker 1: I was like, God, thank you so much for making network. Well,
Speaker 1: because you remember that one time we recorded a really
Speaker 1: good podcast for us and it looked like it was
Speaker 1: recording and then when after it was done, it was
Speaker 1: just like where to go and it just isn't there. Well,
Speaker 1: the problem is you have to turn on the thing,
Speaker 1: and you didn't turn on the thing. All right, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not having no doubt, Fine, no doubt, but I wasn't.
Speaker 1: You were running it and it didn't run. Are you
Speaker 1: talking about the scary one? I don't know. The scary
Speaker 1: one had a memory card issue there? Yeah that one? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it got unplugged while we were recording it. But
Speaker 1: that could happen if I'm an idiot and we have
Speaker 1: someone who's like shoveling there. You unplugged while you did
Speaker 1: the whole thing, and then at the very end it
Speaker 1: wasn't there. No, there was an issue with it. Why
Speaker 1: would we have this argument. It's so dumb. It was
Speaker 1: the best. It was the best podcast episode of all time,
Speaker 1: of all time. It'll never be hurt. Remember. So, how
Speaker 1: was your Long Island experience? I know you don't really.
Speaker 1: It's so weird because I drove out there on Sunday,
Speaker 1: literally took the drive to get there. Then it started
Speaker 1: to trentially downpouring right, so then it couldn't be recorded.
Speaker 1: So then I was yes, because the person who was
Speaker 1: flying in for the interview, her flight was the late
Speaker 1: so and can't actually, so then I I didn't get
Speaker 1: to see you, and you were very sad.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh damn, well, were you like it
Speaker 2: was that the day you were way past my exit?
Speaker 1: Or was that another day? Uh? No, that was the Sunday. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: he's already passed your exit. You're like, are you anywhere
Speaker 1: near exit sixty eight? No, I'm at forty eight. Okay,
Speaker 1: well so that's not close at all. Great. So that
Speaker 1: day the podcast got canceled and then I called you
Speaker 1: back and I said, Scott, do you want to get dinner?
Speaker 1: And then we got dinner in Long Island and it
Speaker 1: was fine. We did. Yeah, we went to the show.
Speaker 1: That's why we went to the shed. I went to
Speaker 1: the shed, the infamous shed. It was sorry, very infamous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you talk about it and you have the hat and everything.
Speaker 1: You're right, I don't go there. Infamous to me that
Speaker 1: much anymore. I like it. It's really good. It was
Speaker 1: really good. I had a great chicken pakada.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, well they did bring you the wrong thing,
Speaker 2: but I wound up enjoying it. And they gave us
Speaker 2: a fifteen dollars gift card for next time. Ten He
Speaker 2: said fifteen. Oh he did, yeah, because first I thought
Speaker 2: he said fifteen. I was like yeah, but then I said, oh,
Speaker 2: wait to know he said fifteen. Sorry, right, But it.
Speaker 1: Was a really it was.
Speaker 2: It was like a flip flip floppy, like because I
Speaker 2: came to New Jersey, yes, and you came to Long Island.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just so weird. Had the turntables have turned?
Speaker 1: The turntables the tables have turned? I know. Somebody said
Speaker 1: that once in a comedy and I thought it was funny,
Speaker 1: so I picked it up and started using it. Oh
Speaker 1: all right, And I can't tell you how excited I
Speaker 1: am for this Saturday. Oh, we're going to the farm.
Speaker 1: We are finally going to the farm. Farm life. So
Speaker 1: Sawyer is honestly, he's such like a big mush and
Speaker 1: I loved him so much. I love seeing him. He
Speaker 1: is a mush. And so this Saturday we're gonna take
Speaker 1: him to our friend Nick's farm, and there's goats there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they foster what they foster goats in the summertime, and
Speaker 1: so Sawyer is going to have his way with Billy.
Speaker 1: And okay, that's an interesting way to put it. So
Speaker 1: the last time this happened was like two thousand and eighteen.
Speaker 1: That's right. I wasn't there. Why did you have? Sawyer was, yeah,
Speaker 1: you went to the you went to six Flags or
Speaker 1: the beach or something that day. And so I watched
Speaker 1: him and he went instinctually, keep talking, okay, keep talking.
Speaker 1: I went instinctually, Sawyer went instinctually to go chase the
Speaker 1: sheep the goats, right, and it was crazy. He like,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he had like okay, this thing
Speaker 1: is raising. He like went and just knew what to do.
Speaker 1: And then he just herded all the goats and it
Speaker 1: was crazy. He went from like cute, fluffy Sawyer, who
Speaker 1: like just a is a dirp, to like a work dog.
Speaker 1: It was nuts. Well that's his job. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: he's generally unemployed, called out the while.
Speaker 2: When he goes to the farm, his job kicks in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'm looking forward to that. So there's gonna be
Speaker 2: a couple of people that were bringing Cooper. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think Sam's bringing her dog, which might like throw a
Speaker 2: wrench in the works, but you know whatever. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know if Savannah is not really a herding dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you need a specific I guess you
Speaker 1: do need a specific herding dog. I think so, because
Speaker 1: I think most breeds will just stand there and be
Speaker 1: like what or moll where that? Yeah, Like Luna can't
Speaker 1: go because lunar get kicked by the goats. We were
Speaker 1: specifically told she's too low to the ground and the
Speaker 1: goats with kicker, Well, you said that they can't see
Speaker 1: her when they can't look down. Yeah, I mean Luna
Speaker 1: is like she's she's pleasantly plump, right, and she is.
Speaker 1: Your legs are also like two inches long? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: and trudging through that grass, she'd be like, I'm so hot.
Speaker 1: I hate it here. I'm just gonna bark. I gave
Speaker 1: Sawyer his TIC application yesterday. It's great, so we should
Speaker 1: be good. He just got a nice little haircut. He's
Speaker 1: got a summer cut. Oh, he's gonna love every minute
Speaker 1: of it. He's gotta have a blast. Yeah, hopefully it
Speaker 1: doesn't rain.
Speaker 2: And then after but don't tell anybody because it's like
Speaker 2: a secret thing. Like after Cooper and I and Sawyer
Speaker 2: are going over to Greg tese house because he lives
Speaker 2: really close to her, and we're gonna go for a
Speaker 2: little barbecue and some pool action. Fine, but the thing
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell him is that Sawyer is coming
Speaker 2: and he's gonna want to jump in the pool. A
Speaker 2: lot of people don't like dogs in their pool. Why, well,
Speaker 2: I mean, my dad does not like dog in his
Speaker 2: pool because the hair.
Speaker 1: What my dad does not like dog in pool because
Speaker 1: the hair. I mean, even though Sawyer's hair is really
Speaker 1: short and there's still lots of hair. Luna got a
Speaker 1: life jacket. Yeah, she's so cute when she swims. Now
Speaker 1: we're encouraging her to like jump and swim off the
Speaker 1: step because she just likes the squash. She no, she
Speaker 1: just wants splashies. She just wants you to splash water
Speaker 1: on her. So she could like try and bite the
Speaker 1: water and you're like, what are you doing? You at Like,
Speaker 1: I love you, but why are you so dumb dummy?
Speaker 1: So now we're trying to teach her go in the water,
Speaker 1: and you could swim in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you kind of have to hold her under her
Speaker 2: belly and just let her do her splashes and when
Speaker 2: she realizes she's moving. It's kind of like learning how
Speaker 2: to ride a bike when you hold out of the
Speaker 2: bike and then you run with the bike and then
Speaker 2: you let go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, oh, so she started going into the
Speaker 1: first step right. And then if we're standing in the pool,
Speaker 1: we say come here, Luna, and we say it like
Speaker 1: fifteen times. She finally knows now that if she's wearing
Speaker 1: her life best, she could jump and then she swims
Speaker 1: to us. What if you held her under her belly
Speaker 1: and walked in and walked all the way in with
Speaker 1: her and then just gently let go. No, so she
Speaker 1: knows how to swim with it. We just aren't trying
Speaker 1: to get her to like do what on her own
Speaker 1: without us in the pool. Got it like, Oh, you
Speaker 1: want to go entertain yourself, go in the pool. Don't
Speaker 1: ask us to splash water on you for an hour, please.
Speaker 1: Dogs are funny.
Speaker 2: Sawyer loves the water, but he does not like being
Speaker 2: cleaned afterward because I always have to hose him off
Speaker 2: because the chlorine in the wind, it's not good. For
Speaker 2: their skin, and it gets in their ears and whatever
Speaker 2: he gets. That's the one thing. He loves swimming, but
Speaker 2: always gets an ear infection. So we have dogs kidding
Speaker 2: the ear infection. Oh yeah, yeah, so I have the
Speaker 2: I have the goo on hand all the time.
Speaker 1: Yuck. He doesn't like it, the goo. Yep. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: why don't we take a break? Okay, and I were back?
Speaker 1: So what else, Andy? How many donuts in need have today?
Speaker 1: I think he had. I observed him eating four. He
Speaker 1: might have had more.
Speaker 2: See, that's your thing because you were late today and
Speaker 2: you felt bad, so you stopped at Krispy Kream to
Speaker 2: get some donuts. Yes, and that's kind of like your makeup.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, I'm an hour and a half late, but
Speaker 1: here's some doughnut. I was not an hour and a
Speaker 1: half long, Yeah you were. I got here at six fifty.
Speaker 2: That's an hour and a half late. We get here
Speaker 2: at five. The day starts at five.
Speaker 1: We don't get here at five. Most people do you
Speaker 1: get here at five oh one. I'm walking to Sam's
Speaker 1: at five oh five, five oh six the latest if
Speaker 1: I'm five oh six. See, here's the thing scary doesn't
Speaker 1: realize it, but he thinks he comes at a consistent
Speaker 1: time every day. He doesn't. Some days it'll be five
Speaker 1: oh four and it's like I'm on my way, and
Speaker 1: then I am still in my staircase and I get
Speaker 1: the text and then I have to start sprinting. And
Speaker 1: then other days it's like five fifteen. I've been on
Speaker 1: the corner for like five minutes, and he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: on my way now. Because there's sometimes he'll walk in
Speaker 1: here at like five thirty and sometimes at like five fifty.
Speaker 1: I know, going on. I know, I have a question.
Speaker 1: So how who's all on your little carpool thing? Me?
Speaker 1: Sam and Scary and Josh if you feels like it now?
Speaker 2: How how do you guys work the convertible? No, the
Speaker 2: toll because it's expensive. It's like twelve dollars every time
Speaker 2: you coming to Manhattan.
Speaker 1: I don't ask questions. I get him a gift card
Speaker 1: like twice a year. Okay, So he just pays on
Speaker 1: his easy path and does anybody give him money? We
Speaker 1: give him gift cards like a thank you. I'll pay
Speaker 1: for his gas if he stops. Okay. Does he just
Speaker 1: pick you up with that dirty motel on the corner, Like, Wow,
Speaker 1: where did I walk to Sam's right? See the whole
Speaker 1: like the geography of Jersey City. I don't really like
Speaker 1: your guys are far in though, and he's on the
Speaker 1: complete opposite side. So I walk to Sam's right. So
Speaker 1: it's like a five ten minute walk to SAMs, depending
Speaker 1: on how fast I'm walking at four thirty in the morning. Uh,
Speaker 1: five in the morning. Five. Yeah, sometimes there's skunks. Jersey
Speaker 1: City has a skunk problem. No, it's just people smoking
Speaker 1: weed and the bushes.
Speaker 2: It's not I physically have seen like the skunk. Oh,
Speaker 2: and they're mean too. They run and then they look
Speaker 2: at you like I'm gonna get you. And then I
Speaker 2: run into the middle of the street because I'm so
Speaker 2: scared of him. But luckily no one's on the rough anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I walked to the corner. Then he drives
Speaker 1: two Sam's and picks up Sam just gets to walk
Speaker 1: right out. It's easy for her. And then if Josh
Speaker 1: wants to go, that's another stop. Or no, we all
Speaker 1: meet it that one corner, got it. We don't make
Speaker 1: him do multiple stops. I wish I could carpool with somebody,
Speaker 1: you know, like I want to go to the parking
Speaker 1: ride and pick someone up and bring him in. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean when I used to drive in, I would
Speaker 1: drive a couple people in and it was it was fun.
Speaker 1: But I mean like strangers what like because they you
Speaker 1: want hitchhikers? No, no, no, no, no, they have this thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, carpool and there's a number and
Speaker 1: like a website. But I don't think there's I don't
Speaker 1: think there's I can't imagine that there's another person that
Speaker 1: needs to come to Midtown at five o'clock in the
Speaker 1: morning and lives near me, because I would love to
Speaker 1: and that would have to come home the same time
Speaker 1: as me. You know. So I feel like what you're
Speaker 1: looking for is probably on Craigslist. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just want to seeking carpool partner and then you're
Speaker 1: just gonna get a bunch of weird requests. No, I
Speaker 1: just want to split the right, like I wanted some
Speaker 1: days drive home and some day you know what I mean, Like, well,
Speaker 1: let me tell you the drive to your house. I
Speaker 1: would rage every day of my own you I do,
Speaker 1: I would My blood would be boiling. It makes so
Speaker 1: much sense as to who you are as a person.
Speaker 1: After seeing your commute home. Thank you. I appreciate that
Speaker 1: You're welcome. At least that's to your country music. Well,
Speaker 1: you know that'scause he's a country guy. Now, folks, I'm
Speaker 1: not allowed to like different types of music. It's not
Speaker 1: that you're not allowed, it's just you literally have been
Speaker 1: listening for three months six actually I talked six oh time.
Speaker 1: It got it. And he listens to like pop countries,
Speaker 1: new country. I like new country, new country. So no bluegrass,
Speaker 1: no like nothing, nothing like that. He wants like got
Speaker 1: a jack and my truck going to the All the
Speaker 1: songs are about pickups and beer and ladies and you
Speaker 1: know that kind of stuff. And then there's some sad
Speaker 1: ones too. You know, next thing, you know, very sad. Okay,
Speaker 1: it meets a girl, meets a girl, gets married as
Speaker 1: a kid, as a kid, kid goes to college college,
Speaker 1: you know, like the next thing you know, that's the thing,
Speaker 1: you know it is yep. And so you from Long Island,
Speaker 1: uh huh relates to That's right. I have a kid
Speaker 1: and she's almost seventeen. I do relate. And it makes
Speaker 1: every time we hear that song, I cry. And when
Speaker 1: they say she went to the pageant. I said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going to miss her and Cooper and I just
Speaker 1: Cooper and I have this thing with Coles with Cole Swindell.
Speaker 1: Do you know he was on Survivor? Really? I think yeah?
Speaker 1: Or no, No, Chase Rice Different One Head's Carolina Tales California.
Speaker 2: That's literally the title. Man, we sing it, We sing
Speaker 2: it together to die. It's actually a remake of some
Speaker 2: some girl did it years ago. Not a remake, but
Speaker 2: it's a song about that song.
Speaker 1: I love it. I like Dan and Chay. That's cool
Speaker 1: there Tequila is. I love that song.
Speaker 2: Whena tight like I want to I want to go
Speaker 2: to country shows like I definitely want to see Morgan Walla.
Speaker 2: He's coming around, He's doing stadium shows. He'll be here
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four because a lot of his stuff's going.
Speaker 1: To pass on. Really yeah, Why he's not great? I
Speaker 1: love every one of his songs great. I think they're great.
Speaker 1: He has one song that I like last night now, Oh,
Speaker 1: I think it's just a little is it just a
Speaker 1: little bit, just a little bit down? Why is everything
Speaker 1: danga dan twang guitars with you? I mean they're not
Speaker 1: all wanga dang Morgan, but you should. You should because
Speaker 1: Froggy programs a country radio station. It's called just say
Speaker 1: Alexa play w Q i K. One thing at a time,
Speaker 1: that's it. I like this song. Yeah, I like this
Speaker 1: song too. Only one thing and that's not how he
Speaker 1: really sings. It isn't that crazy that we don't have
Speaker 1: that in our system. Crazy, it's weird. But look, there's
Speaker 1: like seventy Morgan he said some not so great things.
Speaker 1: If you was he the one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, see I didn't. I remember that whole controversy,
Speaker 2: like a couple of years ago and a year ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was more than that. Okay, so
Speaker 1: movie too, whatever it is. I didn't know that that
Speaker 1: was him. Yeah, but I do like one thing at
Speaker 1: a time. Okay, I kind of turner one thing at
Speaker 1: a time. I like Casey Muskras, like Billy Strange. He's
Speaker 1: saying he only like quit one thing at a time
Speaker 1: because he drinks a lot and all this stuff, so
Speaker 1: he can only he can only quit one thing at
Speaker 1: a time. Oh okay, yeah, because he does so many things. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. But when you listen to music, do
Speaker 1: you are you a lyrics person or a beat person.
Speaker 1: It's funny because I will I just for years, I'll
Speaker 1: just listen to a song and have no idea what's
Speaker 1: going on, and then years later I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's what they said. Do you know that? Forever?
Speaker 2: I thought that that what's his name stepped on a
Speaker 2: pop tart on the beach? Uh, Margarita, what's his name?
Speaker 2: Margaritaville Guy, Jimmy Buffy, Jimy Buffett. I thought he stepped
Speaker 2: on a pop tart, but he stepped on a pop
Speaker 2: top and blew out his flip flop. I thought he's
Speaker 2: like walking down the beach and stepped on a strawberry
Speaker 2: pop tart, and I was like, that's.
Speaker 1: So dumb stamped on a pop Yeah, you know. So
Speaker 1: years later I'll actually listen to lyrics. Yeah, I'm more
Speaker 1: of a beat person. Sometimes I listen to the lyrics,
Speaker 1: but yeah, for the most part, if the beat's good,
Speaker 1: I'm in.
Speaker 2: But it's like all the country songs, I listen to
Speaker 2: the lyrics so I know what they're all about. Kane Brown,
Speaker 2: love him too, Marry Me and Georgia good Stuff, Billy Zimmerman.
Speaker 1: I love all these guys. Now I think I'm into it.
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding, Like I could probably do a
Speaker 1: shift on a country station. Oh I could, God, I could.
Speaker 1: Oh God, how would old Scott with his accent do
Speaker 1: a break? He couldn't. I want to hear I want
Speaker 1: to hear it. I don't know. This is Morgan Wallin.
Speaker 1: Make sure you're listening. This is Q. I k new
Speaker 1: country music's just like that. That's exactly that be. I've
Speaker 1: been run down the hall and get some coffee. I'll
Speaker 1: be back with moret twang. Yeah, coming home. Here's Tennessee
Speaker 1: orange or orange orange orange? Because I was now I
Speaker 1: say orange, orange orange. I don't know how you say
Speaker 1: orange orange orange. I say orange orange. That's long Island
Speaker 1: is orange. It's like if it's I say orange juice,
Speaker 1: but it's the color orange, just like Caribbean and Caribbean. See,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know which one I like to say,
Speaker 1: because you know you got I'm going to the Caribbean
Speaker 1: and it's Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 2: But it's Caribbean Queen. The song Caribbean Queen, We'll see
Speaker 2: that sounded weird. Do you know how do you know
Speaker 2: that song Billy Ocean? I think right, Okay, you don't
Speaker 2: know Billy Ocean.
Speaker 1: I probably do. It's just you know me, is it Ocean?
Speaker 1: It is Billy Ocean. Oh it doesn't work Skaha Colorado.
Speaker 1: That's right. It miss games. They're just they're coming out
Speaker 1: with something new. Also, yes they are. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get this to play. The stupid system won't do anything.
Speaker 1: Stupid system. Why should show you see what up top? Hmmm?
Speaker 2: All right, here here it is. Look it's doing it's
Speaker 2: doing it again. What it won't let me? It won't
Speaker 2: let me choose just one?
Speaker 1: Why would you play the song to not play the hook?
Speaker 1: I can't get to it. I can't. Oh here, she's
Speaker 1: so Caribbean. That's bad. That's a cross between both of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just doesn't make sense. Caribbean. Oh you know what,
Speaker 1: how he's saying it maybe Caribbean. Maybe he's saying it like, well, no,
Speaker 1: he's not saying no, it's Billy Ocean. Dude. One of
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Speaker 1: Don't you get out of matress Democa. That's kind of creepy, now,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah, actually had a dream about that girl.
Speaker 1: It was on the corner get into my car. Get
Speaker 1: in now. I've been dreaming about you. I promise it's
Speaker 1: not creepy. Just get in my car. I'll explain what's
Speaker 1: that duck too? Why are there no windows? Because I'm
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Speaker 2: All right, we got to record serial Killers? Okay for Monday? Okay,
Speaker 2: and we're gonta no time this week.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing, well, we're here now, so we might as
Speaker 1: well do it, because you know what it's like for
Speaker 1: me to get you in the studio. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: a task, you know. Plus we have the milk and everything.
Speaker 1: You know what we're gonna call the next episode of
Speaker 1: serial Killers. Let's go to the movies. You and I
Speaker 1: are gonna be like Ciskel and Ebert. Who who are
Speaker 1: you texting? I'm Elvis and Nate? Oh? Is it something
Speaker 1: important happening? Yes? I need to get a date on
Speaker 1: the books for something. So on the books? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: can you say on the schedule? Sorry? You know what
Speaker 1: on the show today, I said that I was gonna
Speaker 1: stop being so critical of people. Say what you like,
Speaker 1: just like you said on the last like fifteen thousand
Speaker 1: episodes of Serial Killers and bullchat. It's always oh, what
Speaker 1: was it? Doink? What when you turn a new leaf?
Speaker 2: I'm trying really hard, I really am. Okay, but see
Speaker 2: at least now I recognize it. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 2: just for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: It irks me. People say, up another vacation in the books?
Speaker 1: What book you'd write down? What book? This has been
Speaker 1: the same person that like hands someone a two dollar
Speaker 1: bill and it's like, hey, you're welcome. I don't ever
Speaker 1: say that. Oh yeah, I've never said you're welcome. T
Speaker 1: he I'm like, here's two dollars. Yeah, you're that guy.
Speaker 1: And then they get a two dollars bill and they're
Speaker 1: like cool, instead of just handing them two singles where
Speaker 1: they know that it's gonna work, instead of being like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is gonna work. Gonna work?
Speaker 2: You're the fifty cent guy. Can you like walks around
Speaker 2: with like fifty cents exactly? I want some so bad.
Speaker 1: You're the person who like will try and create a
Speaker 1: law that makes like vending machines have to accept fifty
Speaker 1: cents so to okay, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: In the in the seventies and eighties, sure, but not
Speaker 2: anymore now. Dollar coin, Yes, Okay, I think they should
Speaker 2: all take dollar coins and they should take two dollar bills.
Speaker 1: How many people have dollar coins is my question? People
Speaker 1: that take the trains and use cash. Uh huh oh.
Speaker 1: I hated that. I hated buying energy transit tickets just
Speaker 1: because it's like a dollar ninety five and you put
Speaker 1: in a twenty dollar bills and you get, yes, eighteen
Speaker 1: dollars a pocket full of coins? You love? Is this?
Speaker 1: I love it? Chink chink. I feel like I wanted
Speaker 1: a slot machine. They need to just make everything tap
Speaker 1: to pay. This is stupid. Every other country with a
Speaker 1: working rail system figured it out. Why in the United
Speaker 1: States are we still buying physical tickets that the person
Speaker 1: has go clickick. He should just be able to go around.
Speaker 1: You show him the ticket and it's done. You had
Speaker 1: to download the mobile tickets. Yeah, but everything should just
Speaker 1: be the same system. This way you could buy Like
Speaker 1: the fact that I took your train right, my train
Speaker 1: from the Long Island the Long Island Railroad, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and then took the subway by the way also, and
Speaker 1: then took the path. Yeah. The fact that that's three
Speaker 1: different rail systems instead of one United one where I
Speaker 1: could just keep going, and you should be able to
Speaker 1: get on Amtrak too. It's so dumb, you know.
Speaker 2: It annoys me that Long Island Railroad is l I
Speaker 2: r R. It should just be l I R right,
Speaker 2: just like when people say HBD. No, it's just HB.
Speaker 2: It's one word, right, am I right?
Speaker 1: Just tell me I'm right, you're right? Yeah, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Words that are not two words. You didn't
Speaker 1: have two letters. I've always you've always.
Speaker 2: Said that, but anyway, No, it was annoying because I
Speaker 2: took the l I R H to Penn station.
Speaker 1: You stick it to the man. I walk on Avenue
Speaker 1: to take the PATH train. Yeah. Do you know what
Speaker 1: path stands for? Port Authority Transportation hub, Port Authority trans
Speaker 1: Hudson trans how'd you going across the Hudson River? Yes?
Speaker 1: And what you learn something new every day? Right, every day?
Speaker 2: And so I ran to the path because the train
Speaker 2: was there, and you know, the little departing light was
Speaker 2: flashing because it's still nineteen seventy two and they have
Speaker 2: the light bulb that flashes that says departing.
Speaker 1: And I ran to the thing. There's no tap a
Speaker 1: credit card thing in that one. There isn't a subway
Speaker 1: right next door, but they're no, so I had to
Speaker 1: run to the machine and buy a Metro I know.
Speaker 1: And Jersey City is being like really dumb with it,
Speaker 1: like they're like, guess what an announcement's coming about tap
Speaker 1: to pay. It's like, just make the effing announcement. This
Speaker 1: is like, don't tease it. What are you're teasing an
Speaker 1: announcement that I'm gonna be able to tap my credit
Speaker 1: card which I've been able to do on the damn
Speaker 1: subway for the past five years. Yeah, that's annoying. It's stupid.
Speaker 1: People that don't live in the area don't really know
Speaker 1: our what's it called transportation railway problem? No, you know
Speaker 1: our hardships but path And here's another thing, here's what
Speaker 1: else is crazy? Tell me, oh, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go to Newark Airport from my apartment Newark Liberty, Yes, okay, whatever, anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm going to take the train like I did to
Speaker 1: take to JFK. JFK, got on the subway pass nice
Speaker 1: to the subway to the skytrain three different three different
Speaker 1: tickets I had to buy just to get on that
Speaker 1: damn thing Newark. It's even worse. I take the path
Speaker 1: to take one stop on NJ Transit to then take
Speaker 1: one more stop on a train that's three different tickets.
Speaker 1: I have to buy three. I know they didn't build
Speaker 1: stuff really with us in mind. Why is it every
Speaker 1: single other country? Can you just go and just go?
Speaker 1: Why are we making it so?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's in every other country? Yes, I
Speaker 2: think if you went to like Uzbekistan, their rail system
Speaker 2: is not you know, false.
Speaker 1: I believe Uzbekistan probably has better than NJ Transit. NJ
Speaker 1: Transit's like, guess what, the track's a hot today, it's canceled.
Speaker 1: What about when you see those trains in India where
Speaker 1: there's that packed with thousands of people in one car
Speaker 1: and on the roof. India actually has very good high
Speaker 1: speed rail, unlike the United States where it's like Amtrak.
Speaker 1: The train tried to make a turn and so it
Speaker 1: couldn't signal yes you're delayed three hours. Yes, Well even
Speaker 1: the bright Line that's in Florida, Now, why is that's
Speaker 1: not high speed rail to go in two hours? If
Speaker 1: I drove from Boca, it's three hours. That is not
Speaker 1: high speed right at all? Well, I mean, look at
Speaker 1: look at it. So if I went to take the
Speaker 1: Long Island railroad to me because I'm billy passionate about
Speaker 1: railways and I wish that they were more efficient, and
Speaker 1: it bothers me.
Speaker 2: Okay, So friends of ours are having a wedding in Montalk,
Speaker 2: that's the very end of Long Island. I would much
Speaker 2: rather take the trains, yes, than sit in Friday traffic
Speaker 2: in the summer to get out there. Yes, But for
Speaker 2: me to take the train to Montalk, and I picture
Speaker 2: Long Island, picture the big Long Island penis okay. And
Speaker 2: so I'm having my geography lesson my house is kind
Speaker 2: of like, I don't want to say in the middle,
Speaker 2: but it's kind of like in the middle. In order
Speaker 2: for me to go all the way out east on
Speaker 2: the train, I have to go all the way to
Speaker 2: Penn Station, which is back in the city, to go
Speaker 2: three hours on the train all the way out to
Speaker 2: the end, which is insane.
Speaker 1: Insane, Like that's not efficient. No, why do you know why?
Speaker 1: Because it's all privatized. There is no national rail system.
Speaker 1: If the United States tomorrow said hey, guess what, We're
Speaker 1: going to buy up all the private railways and call
Speaker 1: it USA Railways, then all of a sudden. They all
Speaker 1: have to speak to each other and we wouldn't have
Speaker 1: this issue. But because it's still privatized, so Amtrak only
Speaker 1: services places that don't have their own railroad I guess right,
Speaker 1: or Amtrak likes stations. NJ Transit does not work with Amtrak.
Speaker 1: Amtrak does not work with the Long Island Railroad. They're
Speaker 1: all separate, and that's why, like NJ Transit also consists
Speaker 1: of the buses. It's like so, but I also think
Speaker 1: that's stupid. I think that Amtrak also owns a lot
Speaker 1: of the tracks and these other railways just rent them
Speaker 1: or that's whatever. There's problems, they always blame Amtrak. It's
Speaker 1: just inefficient. And if anybody ever tells you in this
Speaker 1: country that we can't have high speed rail because of
Speaker 1: the geography, show them the friggin' what is it the Switzerland?
Speaker 1: They literally go through the mountains. You cannot tell me
Speaker 1: the United States can't have it.
Speaker 2: But one thing I would like to do. I would
Speaker 2: love to take a week off, just buy a train
Speaker 2: ticket and go on Amtrak coast to coast.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do that next year? Yeah? Why
Speaker 1: don't we get in touch with Amtrak? Why don't we
Speaker 1: see if they would send it to send us. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think they would.
Speaker 2: That would be a great we could talk about, just
Speaker 2: like you're RV things. Yes, we should do it on amtrak.
Speaker 1: I'm in. I would I want to do that. I've
Speaker 1: seen like videos of it and it looks like so
Speaker 1: much fun.
Speaker 2: It does like you see like the mountains, and I
Speaker 2: would do that. I'd be scared, but I want to go.
Speaker 2: We should go fine next year. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm in, Okay, great, great story. All right, Well, thank
Speaker 1: you for listening to this transportation episode of Full Chat.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it should not be privatized. In my opinion,
Speaker 1: I think we should give it to the government. I know,
Speaker 1: no more government oversight, but on railways, in transportation, I
Speaker 1: think you should just have a standard every every state
Speaker 1: has to work by. I will send a DM to
Speaker 1: Pete buddhaj Edge and we'll get right on it. I
Speaker 1: just think the Transportation commissionersion whatever, Deputy Prime Minister, I
Speaker 1: don't know, okay, but I know he's in charge of transportation.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to both child person who was
Speaker 2: in charge of it, he's not there anymore.
Speaker 1: It's it was a she and it was a Laine Chow.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yep, there you go. Thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to Bolt Chap. Please follow our socials. Uh oh, one
Speaker 1: more thing, so sorry, diesel. We in the United States
Speaker 1: still use diesel trains. It is the worst and you
Speaker 1: can look it up. It's no other country is using
Speaker 1: it because they're that inefficient. And the United States has
Speaker 1: doubled down on it to say, hey, guess what that
Speaker 1: electric and all that other stuff. Not sure if it's
Speaker 1: gonna work, cave though it's worked in every other country
Speaker 1: here diesel, and keep investing in it and it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Why are we doing this money? It's dumb and the
Speaker 2: oil companies.
Speaker 1: Make it better for people to use well, I think
Speaker 1: you still use coal too. Probably, I'll never forget.
Speaker 2: Growing up, my dad had a coal burning stove in
Speaker 2: the house and that's how he heated the house with.
Speaker 2: We had a coal bin in the backyard. This big
Speaker 2: dirty coal truck would come and drop tons of coal
Speaker 2: into this thing, and I would have to shovel it
Speaker 2: with big elephant shit shovel into the coal bin and
Speaker 2: bring a thing.
Speaker 1: Inside the house. We had all of these big ass
Speaker 1: shovels that you know you they had in the circus.
Speaker 1: They just used to make cities so much more walkable
Speaker 1: and friendly. Even Jersey City, you could still see lines
Speaker 1: where they would run the trains, but now they don't.
Speaker 1: They got rid of all of them. All right, let's
Speaker 1: let's stop complaining. At least we're not fighting with each
Speaker 1: other this time. We're just fighting with the world about railways,
Speaker 1: which I'm very passionate about.
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