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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are supervillains ready to overtake the world, and we're

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Speaker 1: radio you've heard in a while, The jew Show. You

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Speaker 1: know why aliens still haven't made contact with us? No,

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Speaker 1: it's a Jewel Show. Well they did, well, like not

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Speaker 1: the whole world. It's not because they know that humans

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Speaker 1: it's also not that aliens realize that they make contact

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Speaker 1: It's mostly because they've been watching us and they see

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Speaker 1: actual quote from an alien. It is. It's the Jewel show, well,

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Speaker 1: what types of disgusting things will you admit to? Okay,

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Speaker 1: someone pulled over one hundred thousand people online, and that's

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Speaker 1: about different things a lot of us do, but never

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Speaker 1: talk about how many of these bad habits would you

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Speaker 1: admit to? Okay, okay, picking your nose when no one's around.

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Speaker 1: Of people said, yes, I mean I do that all

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Speaker 1: It's amazing sometimes the things you can dig out of there, though,

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Speaker 1: notice stop unless it starts bleeding? Like, you gotta keep going.

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Speaker 1: and if you ever see anybody like rolling their fingers

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Speaker 1: forty three percent of people admit that they have eaten

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Speaker 1: I do, but not when I'm like at in public,

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Speaker 1: follow us at the Jewels Show, all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: introduce myself. My name is Trevor, and I um am

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Speaker 1: I don't think that we've met yet. But is this Tina? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like anyway, I was arding my shirt in the warehouse

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Speaker 1: Do you know Jenna? So yeah, Jenna hired you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a while. So what the Jenna's cousin is hanging out

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you, and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna Jenna set you up. Oh my god. She

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Speaker 1: Time for your dirty little secret. Text in four to

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Right now, to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Whoopee Goldberg, up, heys, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 1: I mean voice, doesn't she sounds that different? It's not

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Speaker 1: Goldberg too. So I've been having a secret that I've

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Speaker 1: been keeping here for about a year now, a year.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty tough. Um. I got divorced about a year ago.

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Speaker 1: it to English Evan who's on location at a berry

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Speaker 1: Is there any chance that maybe he took a second

421
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 1: job at Sephora? I don't think so. That doesn't seem

422
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 1: his vibe. Yeah, no, I'm just trying to be hopeful

423
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 1: for you. There. It definitely sounds like something like that. Okay,

424
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 1: So is there a way that you've thought of that

425
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 1: we could set him up? I mean, have you've been

426
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 1: married for three years? Has he bought you flowers before? Yeah?

427
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 1: He actually is pretty good about buying flowers pretty much

428
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 1: for like any occasion to all right, so do you

429
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 1: know where he buys them from. There's this place called

430
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,399
Speaker 1: the firest Okay, how about this then we'll play a

431
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: song and then come back and then pretend to call

432
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,360
Speaker 1: him from the that's what he said, Yeah, okay, all right,

433
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: and with a special offer of some flowers to send

434
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: to somebody, and we'll see if he gives us your

435
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,119
Speaker 1: name to send them too, or his cousin's name. And

436
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm using air quotes for his cousin whoever, whoever he's

437
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 1: going to meet up with. That's not like it would work, yeah,

438
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: I think so, okay, all right, cool, play a song,

439
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 1: come back, and then we'll find out if he is

440
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 1: cheating with your war the Roles to catch cheater right

441
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: after this? All right, all right, Sure, Shelby is on

442
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: the phone for war the Roses to catch Cheater because

443
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 1: she thinks that her husband is being unfaithful. He's all

444
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: of a sudden started hanging out with his cousin, well saying,

445
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: he's hanging out with his cousin, and he's also all

446
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 1: of a sudden started wearing cologne. Shelby actually reached out

447
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 1: to the cousin that he says he's been hanging out

448
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: with to say, oh, it's so cool, you guys are reconnecting.

449
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 1: That dude had no idea what she was talking about,

450
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,880
Speaker 1: so her husband is going to hang out with somebody

451
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: doing something that involves smelling good, and Shelby wants to

452
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 1: know what's up, would be so sad. Yeah, I reached

453
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: out to the cousin. He was like what, I'm like, oh, yeah, Shelby, Like,

454
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: how did you feel when you got that message? But

455
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 1: from him? I mean I felt kind of like defeated,

456
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: And yeah, if you find out that he's cheating, do

457
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 1: you think that you're going to leave him? I know,

458
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know. I haven't like fully thought it through.

459
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,439
Speaker 1: I just I don't want it to be like the

460
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 1: end of the marriage. But obviously we have to like

461
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,199
Speaker 1: confront it in some way. YEA, yeah, for sure going

462
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: to be room. I mean, if he's cheating, you think

463
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: that you'll be able to get over that. I don't

464
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 1: know if we can work through it, but I think

465
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: it's worth trying. Maybe least you're honest. You know a

466
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: lot of people like I'm leaving them no matter what.

467
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 1: Did We check in with them later and they're like, yeah,

468
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: we're still together. All right, Well, I'm going to pretend

469
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: to be from the flower place that he's bought you

470
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 1: flowers from before and tell him that he's won some

471
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 1: free flowers to give to somebody and see if he

472
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: gives us your name. Are you ready? Yeah, Okay, here

473
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: we go. Hello. Hi, this is Jorban calling from the FLOORST.

474
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 1: I was looking for Colby. This is Colby. Who is this?

475
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm calling from the French FLOORST. You've bought flowers from

476
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: us a few times, and we're reaching out to some

477
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: of our customers, people who have bought flowers from us before,

478
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 1: to say thank you for your business. That's why I'm

479
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: calling today. Oh, what is anything I can do for you? Well?

480
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 1: Thank you call. Yeah, this is a thank you call,

481
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: and it's not about what you can do for me,

482
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,679
Speaker 1: it's about what we can do for you. We actually

483
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: selected you to be the lucky customer of the month

484
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 1: that wins a complimentary bouquet of flowers to send to

485
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: a loved one. Oh very cool. That is awesome. What

486
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 1: can I do? What do I need to do to

487
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: get those? Well, get those sent out. I'm gonna need

488
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: you to come down to the store, give us your

489
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 1: credit card, and then deliver them yourself. I'm joking. They're

490
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: free on us. We're delivering them for you. Of course.

491
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: I just need the name of the person you want

492
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: to send them to. Who's a lucky recipient? Um, we'll

493
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: send him to Charlotte. Charlotte and that's great, okay Charlotte?

494
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 1: And UM, is there any anything you want to put

495
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: on the card to Charlotte? Let's see. Um, that's how

496
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 1: about been having so much fun with you lately. Hope

497
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: he's make you smile. Can't wait to see you soon. Okay, great.

498
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: I went ahead and wrote that down you know, you

499
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: know else I wrote down here just to let you know.

500
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: So what's that? Um? I wrote down? Doesn't Colby have

501
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: a wife named Shelby? And why is he sending flowers

502
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 1: to someone named Charlotte? Wrote that down on the card

503
00:25:54,280 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 1: as well. But excuse me, why, Kobe? What the fuck

504
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: is going on? Oh that's not Charlotte? Is that Shelby?

505
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:13,199
Speaker 1: Is that you? Yes? Seriously, what the fuck? Kobe? This

506
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: is the Jewel Show. I don't know if you know

507
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: the show not, but it's me Jewel Me, Alex me

508
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 1: Evan and your wife Shelby on the phone. We do

509
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: a thing called war the Roses to catch a teeter

510
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: where if you think someone's cheating on you. You You can

511
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: have us set them up to see if they give

512
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: us somebody else's name when we send you some flowers

513
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: or something like that. And sounds like you're saying someone

514
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: named Charlotte. Yeah, who's Charlotte? Uh, Charlotte is my cousin. Oh,

515
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: here we go again. We've heard this story that book.

516
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: You keep saying that you're hanging out with your cousin

517
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: Nick all the time. But when I asked him on Facebook,

518
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: like he keeps saying that you guys haven't seen each

519
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: other in a year. When you hit you hit him

520
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: up on Facebook, like you've been talking to my cousin

521
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: Nick on Facebook? Like what what is that all about?

522
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: Like you don't even trust me? I mean, I wonder

523
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 1: why I wouldn't trust you. It wasn't even necessarily because

524
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: I was fishing. It was more just kind of like, oh,

525
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: I think it's nice that you guys reconnected, but lo

526
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 1: and behold doesn't really look like that. Huh. Yeah, Shelby

527
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: reached out to your cousin to say thanks for hanging out,

528
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: because you've been telling her that you've been reconnecting with

529
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: your cousin. That dude says that he hasn't seen you

530
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: in years, and now we find out that you've actually

531
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: been hanging out with someone named Charlotte. So you've you've

532
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: pretty much been caught Colby. Who is Charlotte? Yeah? Who

533
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 1: the is Charlotte? Shelby. Listen, Charlotte is my cousin too? Okay, Um,

534
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: your cousin's that's the cousin thing, dude. Yeah, what is

535
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: this cousin thing? This is so nonsense. Just admit that

536
00:27:48,800 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: you've been caught, Colby. Please, uh, okay, Shelby, I'm I'm sorry,

537
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: but yes, I have been seeing Charlotte. Yeah. Took you

538
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: long enough to get there. I mean we kind of

539
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: knew that. Yeah, thank you for admitting it. Some don't.

540
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew something weird was going on.

541
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: It's just who. I don't understand. Who is Charlotte? How

542
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: did you even need someone? Um? Well, you you met

543
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: her U last year at my sister's wedding. Oh oh wow,

544
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: you picked up someone at your sister's wedding. Damn out

545
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: while your wife was there? While Yeah the hell, I

546
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: don't remember reading anyone. So this isn't going on for

547
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: a year, not quite a year, I guess, but I

548
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: mean that was I guess nothing happened at the wedding,

549
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: but that was that kind of is what sparked the reconnection,

550
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: you know, running into her there again, what do you

551
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: mean reconnection? Did you date her before me? Yeah? We

552
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: kind of dated when we were kids. This is getting

553
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: really How do you date when you're a kid? Yea,

554
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: how do you date when your kids? I mean we

555
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: we kind of dated as like kids. I mean, look,

556
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: I wasn't being totally dishonest. Um, Charlotte's like a third cousin. Oh,

557
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: I hope through a marriage, like like really really distant relatives,

558
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: but like we always just kind of liked each other

559
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: when we were kids. I'm gonna put out the bad Joe.

560
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: So you're literally cheating on me with your cousin, God,

561
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: third cousin, not like cousin cousin. Okay, that makes it

562
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: better for sure. It doesn't really make it that much

563
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: better at all if you have to defend it there's

564
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: a cousin involved or anybody at all. Yeah, nobody involved

565
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: at all, and then also a family member. Kind of weird.

566
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,959
Speaker 1: I know, you guys obviously have a lot of time

567
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: talk about So Colby, I'll let you get back to

568
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: whatever you were doing, Shelby. Obviously we have a lot

569
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: to talk about. I'll I'll try to get off work

570
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: early today and we'll try we'll talk. I mean, yeah,

571
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: I mean this is insane. Okay, I hung up on him, Shelby.

572
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: Are you still there? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

573
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: That's a lot to digest. He's incest. Yeah, that is

574
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: the definition. Okay. So before we started this, you know,

575
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: you kind of knew that your husband was being unfaithful, Shelby,

576
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,239
Speaker 1: and you said that you were going to make your

577
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: decision on if you leave him or stay with him

578
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: based on whatever situation it was. Is a cousin crossing

579
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: the lot? I mean, I mean, thank you for helping

580
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: me laugh at this, But like I just I don't know,

581
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: it's a lot. It's it's just gonna be a lot

582
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: to yeah, bro, Yeah, yeah, well good luck. Yeah. I

583
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: just know there's plenty of guys out there that don't,

584
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: you know, do the dude with their family. Yeah, some

585
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: of them, or that won't do it at all, anybody

586
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: for you? For you, Yeah, maybe even one of the

587
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: cousin you never know. Okay, thanks, guys, I really appreciate it.

588
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: You're welcome, all right, good luck The Jewels Shows. More

589
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Speaker 1: of the Roses The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio.

590
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: Beatt Yeah, beat the brit Yes, beat the Britt. It's

591
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: plenty of time. What we're doing beat Britt? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?

592
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: Do you like my new intro? Crazy? It's time for

593
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: beat the Britt. See if you can beat English? Evanett trivia. Yeah,

594
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: let's beat the Brittah. Yeah. I'm on the phone right

595
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: now is Hailey and she wants to try to beat

596
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: the Zabritt. What's up, Haley? How are you day? I'm

597
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: so excited. I want to point out I'm not German

598
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: in any way. No, he's not, But for some reason,

599
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: I just feel like that's the appropriate way that because

600
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: Pincentro sounded like it. Yeah, English haven't made an intro

601
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: and it sounded kind of like a German pop song.

602
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: It's a potty and it's time to beat zabrit. So

603
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: come on, this is the time butcher of the Ah. Okay, Haley,

604
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: are you ready to play English Evan and beat the Britt?

605
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: I am so ready. All right, Evan, We're Evan out

606
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: of the studio. He's walking out, Haley. The games played

607
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: like this. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions

608
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know when jes say passed,

609
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: and you have to beat a zibritt out outright to win? Okay, okay,

610
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: all right? Are you ready? Yeah, here we go. Your

611
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: time starts now. What popular children's toy with the name

612
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: of Barbara Millicent Robert's better known as path What is

613
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: the most commonly consumed beverage next to water orange juice?

614
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: What popular cocktail consists of whiskey, bitters and soda a bourbon?

615
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: What is the most shoplifted book in the world Harry Potter?

616
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 1: What's the name of the cootie that causes children to

617
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: miss nearly three million days per year? Got the question?

618
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: All right, Well find out what that is in just

619
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: a second. About listening bringing english. Evan back in the studio,

620
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: who's doing unspeakable things to me through the window and

621
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: gestures thanks for that, Evan. Evan goes into the other

622
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: studio and I can see him through there, and he

623
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: was dancing around doing very naughty things. I didn't mean

624
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: to distract you. That's fine, Hey, Haley. What's something that

625
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: we should know about you. What's an interesting Haley fact

626
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: before we get to English. I haven't answering the questions.

627
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: I can walk on my hands. Oh I've always wanted

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Speaker 1: to do that. Yeah, practice you'll be able to Everything's

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Speaker 1: so easy for Alex. If you just try once or twice,

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Speaker 1: you could do English. Heart All right, here we go. Hey, ready,

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Speaker 1: time to see how Evan does Evan? Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: I'm so ready? All right, your time starts now. What

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Speaker 1: popular children's toy with the name of Barbara Millicent Robert's

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Speaker 1: better known as Bobby. What is the most commonly consumed

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Speaker 1: beverage next to water coke? What popular cocktail consists of whiskey, bitters, soda? Jachary?

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Speaker 1: What is the most shoplifted in the world Harry Potter?

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Speaker 1: What's the name of the cootie that causes children to

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Speaker 1: miss nearly three million days per yearies? What the longest

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Speaker 1: man made structure? Um? The Pyramids? Who was the who

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Speaker 1: was on the cover of the first issue of Playboy,

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Speaker 1: Barbara Wolters. All I know is English. Haven't got more

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Speaker 1: questions in but he should be. He should lose based

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Speaker 1: on his answer, for I thought cooties was her pies?

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Speaker 1: What stopping. Yeah, no, sorry, Well, let's see how you

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Speaker 1: guys did and send it on over to the scoreboard

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Speaker 1: with our executive producer Brad Ullan. Fun fact, both of

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Speaker 1: them got one answer wrong with the same wrong answer

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Speaker 1: by the Evan You rolled in with the one congratulations,

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Speaker 1: big numbers, and our caller Haley got zero. Haley, Haley,

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Speaker 1: you dub guys difficult questions. I guess, so I'm mad.

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Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers and see. I'm really curious

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Speaker 1: now what that cootie is. I'm hoping that's not the

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Speaker 1: one I haven't got right, Well, we'll see. The popular

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Speaker 1: children's toy that's named Barbara Millicent Roberts is better known

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Speaker 1: as Barbie Nice. How did you know that of it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because bobra I just put that together, Bob. What is

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Speaker 1: the most commonly consumed beverage next to water is tea?

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Speaker 1: You should have gone, yeah, the drink of my people. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What popular cocktail cons is of whiskey, bitters and soda

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Speaker 1: Old fashioned, which is Jeery David cocktail. One of the

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Speaker 1: most shoplifted book in the world, the Bible. Oh, whoa,

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Speaker 1: that's controversial. I know, I know, people forget that that

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Speaker 1: is a book and it doesn't say thou shout not steal.

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Speaker 1: What was your answer, Harry Potter? Oh that's great, Harry Potter. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's why. It's actually a good answer that English. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, that's why in the Bible it says thou

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Speaker 1: shout out. Still why it is because at the library

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Speaker 1: when they're making it, they had to stamp that in

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Speaker 1: there because some people are stealing it. It's not a commandments. Um,

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Speaker 1: what's the name of the cootie that causes children to

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Speaker 1: miss nearly three million days per year? Is not an

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Speaker 1: std It is lice? Oh yeah, yeah, what is cooties? Though?

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Speaker 1: M Um? Well they called lice cooties? Because I looked up.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what is parasite? But that would be too easy?

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Speaker 1: I said, what parasite? What is the largest Manu structure?

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Speaker 1: The Great Wall of China? Oh? God? Yeah? And who

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Speaker 1: was on the first cover of Playboy and that was

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Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe. These will make sense when you

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Speaker 1: say him, I know, right. I thought they were going

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Speaker 1: to be easy, but they were difficulty. Well, Haley, you

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Speaker 1: didn't win. I'm sorry. English even beat you. He got

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Speaker 1: one right one day for English. HEVN. Wow, what an accomplishment. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean you lost, so better luck next time. And

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Speaker 1: for playing, I'll send you a Jewel Show sticker, so

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Speaker 1: hang on the one and I'll get your in fault.

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Speaker 1: So really you're a winner, Hayley because you get a sticker. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So she won The Jewel Show on demand only on

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