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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's kind of

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Speaker 1: sad that having real ingredients and food is a big

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Speaker 1: selling point. Now, Yeah, but here we are. Here we are,

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Speaker 1: and in that same spirit, we're offering all natural thoughts

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Speaker 1: for what's on your mind. No more artificially enhanced fluff,

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Speaker 1: just freshly harvested brain nuggets straight from the source, starting

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Speaker 1: with Brook Brook, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: So we had a vacation last week and we went

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Speaker 2: home to my parents' house, and my mom and my

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Speaker 2: husband are in a full on war about the toilet seating. No,

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Speaker 2: it's how he puts it up the the issue, and

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Speaker 2: she is certain that he is ruined dozens of toilet

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Speaker 2: seats in the leg of our marriage.

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Speaker 1: I'm so confused. You have to explain, Well.

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Speaker 2: He always lifts the toilet seat to pe.

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Speaker 3: He lifts it with.

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Speaker 2: His foot so it comes crashing up and then it.

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Speaker 3: Comes crashing down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he flegs it up, he flips it down.

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Speaker 3: Ass How does she know his technique?

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Speaker 4: I think that they've discussed it.

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Speaker 1: Or there's a two way mirror in every house that yeah.

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Speaker 3: The toilet.

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Speaker 2: This is been going on for like a decade, right,

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Speaker 2: and we left our cabin and the toilet seat was

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Speaker 2: broken again, and I like, Michael, dude, you're putting me

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Speaker 2: in the middle.

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Speaker 3: Just use your hand, use your hands. You're about to

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Speaker 3: wash your hands anyway.

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Speaker 1: Was Yeah, but we have had the cooking in the

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Speaker 1: FWX household, and that could be a whole nother reason

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Speaker 1: why the toilet seats.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I feel like I'm caught in

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Speaker 2: the middle of the toilet seat warm Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No in your family, yeah, I mean, I feel.

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Speaker 2: Like the only solution is that for Christmas this year,

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Speaker 2: my husband should gift my mom at least twelve toilet

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Speaker 2: seats or.

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Speaker 5: Brings to install underneath the.

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Speaker 2: I will say, they don't have the soft clothes at

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Speaker 2: their house.

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Speaker 1: Forget the springs. Just put in those like heavy metal

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Speaker 1: toilets that they have in the public parkstal. I can't

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Speaker 1: break that.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. My dad was talking about digging a

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Speaker 2: new outhouse recently.

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Speaker 3: No seats there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he's just gonna get banned to the outhouse.

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Speaker 1: Michael will find a way. Jose, what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Well, I was in Hawaii recently for my vacation, and

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Speaker 5: I go to this restaurant I sit at the bar

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Speaker 5: and the bartender is really attractive girl. Right.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, look, I'm going to try.

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Speaker 5: To bring up the fact that I'm a radio personality.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to get her to be like oh.

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Speaker 1: Right, because that's going to impress her.

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Speaker 3: But I don't. But I don't want to do it

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Speaker 3: in like a douchey way.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so think like, how can I be subtle smooth Jose.

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Speaker 5: So we're talking and I say, well, I used to

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Speaker 5: be a server too before I do what I do now.

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Speaker 1: Oh but you don't say but I don't.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I pause, right, and she's just like, oh, I

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Speaker 5: can see you being a service is a nice personality.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't take the bait dard. So then I try again.

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Speaker 5: She's like, oh, I'm a big foodie and I'm like,

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Speaker 5: I'm a huge foodie too. I actually post food reviews

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Speaker 5: on my YouTube channel, one of the many jobs that

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Speaker 5: I have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: And she's like, hey, you should tag us if you

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Speaker 5: do a food review, you you tag the restaurant.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, she's always on the job, sure, yeah,

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Speaker 3: company woman. I'm like cool. No.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, she's like, how many more days do you

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Speaker 5: have I'm like, I got like two more days left

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Speaker 5: and I got to go back to my really cool job.

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Speaker 1: It's sad.

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Speaker 3: You guys are laughing, but I'm like, as yeah, and

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Speaker 3: she's like, oh, well that's great. Here's your bill. I'm

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Speaker 3: like wonderful.

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Speaker 5: As I'm signing it, she's like, hey, by the way,

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Speaker 5: where do you work?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm like I'm yelling. I'm like, I'm on the radio.

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Speaker 3: I'm on radio show and I swear. She's like, we're

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Speaker 3: like kind of yelling. She's like your hoseafe. Yeah, second

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Speaker 3: date up dates and I'm like so she's like, oh

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Speaker 3: oh no, no, she had her chance. She wasn't flirting

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Speaker 3: at all.

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Speaker 1: I just you know, so yeah, so she knows who

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Speaker 1: we are and that we don't tip well either. Alexis

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Speaker 1: what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 4: I have the best drug store purchase last week.

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Speaker 1: You guys that don't hear people.

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Speaker 2: Say a lot followed that up with store.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know where that story was. This is more exciting.

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Speaker 3: Was going on to girls trip and I'm.

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Speaker 4: Like, I'm saving money by not giving nails, and so

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Speaker 4: I bought like eight dollar press on nails and how

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Speaker 4: bars I got when I all.

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Speaker 3: Glue in my purse.

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Speaker 4: You know when these things are gonna chip, and they didn't.

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Speaker 4: But what did happen is the bottom of my cowgirl

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Speaker 4: boot did fall off in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 3: Yea, did you also buy eight dollars?

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Speaker 4: They were off for Yes, But thankfully I had my

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Speaker 4: nail glue in my purse, so I sat down glued

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Speaker 4: that boot back together. They lasted a whole nother day.

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Speaker 3: You're a real cowgirl now for real.

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Speaker 4: It's like home repairs. Anything you need CBS kiss nail glue.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I recommend maybe.

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Speaker 1: Brooks Mom could get some of that nail glue for

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Speaker 1: the toilets in there. All right, everyone's on your mind. Usually,

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Speaker 1: whenever we have a vacation, I prefer to stay close

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Speaker 1: to home. But recently I was like, no, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go out. I'm gonna do something. Yeah, Jeffrey drove a

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Speaker 1: whole state away and stayed in this nice hotel. They

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Speaker 1: had an awesome pool there, so I got in. I'm

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Speaker 1: swimming around. I didn't have to think about the show,

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Speaker 1: or about my house or anything. It was just fantastic.

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Speaker 1: But while I'm doing my thing, this other lady in

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Speaker 1: the pool waves me down and she's like, hi, excuse me.

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Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, oh God, does she recognize me? She

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Speaker 1: like physically attracted to me, probably a drink. Why else

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Speaker 1: would she be waving me down in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the pool.

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Speaker 3: No other reason ever, So I'm like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up, and she goes, you know, I'm a

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Speaker 1: swim instructor and I could give you a few tips

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Speaker 1: if you like.

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Speaker 3: You can't swim.

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Speaker 1: I can't swim. I thought you up at Southern California.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm looking at her. I'm like, uh no,

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Speaker 1: I can swim, thank you, and she hesitates and she's

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Speaker 1: just like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry I didn't bust out my Olympic freestyle

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Speaker 1: in the middle of my relaxing trip and THEO. But

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Speaker 1: the rest of my vacation, I'm like totally overthinking every time.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I really have to nail the breastroom. Wait,

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Speaker 1: did you have.

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Speaker 2: To take the arm floats off or did you leave

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Speaker 2: them on?

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Speaker 1: If she said that, I just stuck to the shallow

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Speaker 1: end of the pool the rest of the trip. I

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Speaker 1: used to go, I mean, it's embarrassing, And now I'm humiliated,

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Speaker 1: so text in the seven eighty five nine two and

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Speaker 1: tell us what's been on your mind. It's Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 2: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.