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Speaker 1: for your second date update. It's Brooken Jewel in the morning,
Speaker 1: and today's second day update could possibly be one of
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing ones we've ever heard. Shockingly, though, the
Speaker 1: guy who got humiliated is the one that's calling to
Speaker 1: share it. Normally, if this happened to you, or me
Speaker 1: or anybody, probably would never want to speak of it
Speaker 1: again ever. But for some reason, this dude wants to
Speaker 1: do it in a second day updates. I guess he
Speaker 1: just wants another shot at redemption. And you'll find out
Speaker 1: what happened right now in your second date update, Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jewels Second Date Update. I feel really bad for
Speaker 1: the guy who's on the phone to do a second
Speaker 1: date update today. Not only bad, but I'm also impressed
Speaker 1: by his bravery. I read his email about what happened
Speaker 1: on his date, and I'm frankly surprised that he would
Speaker 1: be willing to tell this story to anybody, let alone
Speaker 1: do it on a radio show. Yes, Matt and how
Speaker 1: you doing Man? I got a weird mix of emotions
Speaker 1: because I feel like I'm throwing a hail marry here,
Speaker 1: and and I know it's a long shot, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, the description of what happened on
Speaker 1: your date is amazing to me. And like I said,
Speaker 1: I commend your bravery for being willing to talk about this.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like I've I've lived a life
Speaker 1: where I've done embarrassing things. This is going to be
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing that bad. Why don't you tell your
Speaker 1: story there? Matt? All right? So you know, I meant
Speaker 1: this really really nice girl online name's Amanda, and we
Speaker 1: agree to go to this restaurant. And the whole deal
Speaker 1: is there's a seasonal festival going on I really wanted
Speaker 1: to go to. It's like this would be so much fun.
Speaker 1: So this kind of picked a restaurant near the festival
Speaker 1: because I wasn't sure we're gonna get to eat, Like
Speaker 1: I don't want to be hungry. It's this festival. This
Speaker 1: wanted to be in a good mood. So we go
Speaker 1: and it's great. You know, it's my kind of place,
Speaker 1: laid back. It's got good food and big portions, and
Speaker 1: I like big portions. So restaurants. I don't have to
Speaker 1: dress up, but I can eat a lot. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: she I wanted to see because she kept saying, like
Speaker 1: all our profile and stuff like that, she's laid back.
Speaker 1: It's just like that fun and like I was hoping
Speaker 1: that translated to just like to eat. And we ordered
Speaker 1: cheesy fries. They were massive. She dug in with me,
Speaker 1: you know, like it was just oh, good, cools, gonna
Speaker 1: be fun. We can like eat together. I want to
Speaker 1: get to what happened and the reason why you think
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back. Yeah, but hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: I didn't even tell you what the steak. The stake
Speaker 1: was incredible, Like I he literally thought it was gonna
Speaker 1: be like an average steak. I don't understand. I went
Speaker 1: back and shook hands with a chef. That's how good
Speaker 1: the steak was. Wow, this was incredible. I have not
Speaker 1: had a steak at a restaurant this good for the price.
Speaker 1: Were you exciting this is a second date or a
Speaker 1: commercial for this restaurant. I'm just telling you, this was
Speaker 1: the one good part. And sometimes I'll go on dates
Speaker 1: and I love the food and I'll feel shamed by
Speaker 1: my date. But she was. She didn't do that. She
Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, that cool. I like a guy
Speaker 1: who can eat. Why are you eating so much food?
Speaker 1: All right? Because I hadn't eaten all day and it's
Speaker 1: a festival, We're gonna walk around a long time. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to just be hungry, you know, while we're
Speaker 1: at the festival, because I can get kind of grumpy.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to be on my A game and
Speaker 1: fill my belly. Cheese, fries and steak is already enough. Hey,
Speaker 1: I didn't even tell you about the dessert. So we
Speaker 1: get one of those giants like ice cream brownie Sunday things,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna say, I know, I know you want
Speaker 1: me to like go on and on. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: that whipped cream. It was like I don't know, it
Speaker 1: was it was like there was a group of people
Speaker 1: in the back that we're making it fight by hand,
Speaker 1: and that was the only job was just to make
Speaker 1: it cream. I mean, after reading your email, how in
Speaker 1: the world can you still be talking about the food
Speaker 1: with the situation that happened after you A you do
Speaker 1: want to understand, like I was so happy, I like,
Speaker 1: this is the happiest I've been on a date all right,
Speaker 1: and and so like that's why, so like we ate.
Speaker 1: This is great less. So it's just like we're walking.
Speaker 1: I start like I just start bourblind. You know, my
Speaker 1: stomach starts bourblind. I'm like, oh no, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I should have gone. It's like kind of we're kind
Speaker 1: of far from the restaurant now, Like I's like want
Speaker 1: to keep moving. And I didn't really want to say anything,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I just didn't feel comfortable
Speaker 1: yet saying oh I just got to drop a giant deuce,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, it's usually bad first state etiquette to
Speaker 1: bring that up. Yeah, I didn't want to do that. So,
Speaker 1: like we walked by this apartment store and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta buy a gift for one of my co workers.
Speaker 1: I'll just go in here real quick because it's tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It's like an only chance if I don't buy it now.
Speaker 1: So I knew it. I'll just be getting out real quick.
Speaker 1: And so I go in and the bathroom is on
Speaker 1: like the fifth floor. It's like escalators. So I'm like
Speaker 1: running up the escalators like carefully because now I'm at
Speaker 1: the point where it's very sensitive and I could just
Speaker 1: lose it all see it, and I'm just so careful,
Speaker 1: you know, like that run you do when you're trying
Speaker 1: to be careful and not to spill it. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: get up there, I get the fifth floor. I'm so excited,
Speaker 1: and there's a probably with him off and he's cleaning
Speaker 1: and he's like gear out coming in here, and then
Speaker 1: like the oh, the woman's bathroom. I can go in
Speaker 1: to the woman's bathroom, but like a woman goes in
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna go in while there's a woman
Speaker 1: in there. That's just so you don't need like assault
Speaker 1: charges or indecency charges on your first date. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not I can hold it a little longer. So
Speaker 1: I run, I run and clinch down. I just I'm
Speaker 1: running and clinch in. I'm going down the escalators. I
Speaker 1: run out the front. She's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: What are you done? It's like I'm gonna go. I'll
Speaker 1: be right back, and I just I'm like running back
Speaker 1: to the restaurant. It's like, you know what I paid there,
Speaker 1: I can go, I can use the bathroom. And by
Speaker 1: the time I get the restaurant, I got a pretty
Speaker 1: good sprint coming on and I mean everything, I have
Speaker 1: to hold this in. I burst the door open. It
Speaker 1: knocks over this old man. The old man falls to
Speaker 1: the floor. I don't stop. Someone says, he knocked over
Speaker 1: an old man. I don't have time to apologize or stop.
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom and I just go in
Speaker 1: and I'm like a sweating, heaving mess of shame and
Speaker 1: I hit there on the pot and I just like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I destroyed that bathroom. It is I was
Speaker 1: disgusted by myself on so many levels. I'm sitting there
Speaker 1: and it's like looking so long. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: go fast, like fifteen minutes, which is such a long time,
Speaker 1: especially after you run up to the top of a
Speaker 1: department store and then sprinted back down sprinted by your
Speaker 1: date and she's like, where are you going? So yeah,
Speaker 1: she's texting me, She's like, what's going on? What's going on.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's fine, it's fine, I'll be right back
Speaker 1: if you're right back. And I was like, good, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm like done. And I stand up and I look
Speaker 1: at my pants and I had splattered my pants in
Speaker 1: the process. I was like, this is not this is
Speaker 1: not gonna work. I don't get it. You didn't realize
Speaker 1: that you pooped your pants before you went into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I was in a dark place. I don't realize. This
Speaker 1: is not like a normal situation. I mean, I'm in
Speaker 1: there freaking out about knocking over this man. Like I'm
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta go home. I gotta go
Speaker 1: home and get a change of pants. Do you live
Speaker 1: close to this place? No? I lived like ten minutes away.
Speaker 1: If there's no light, oh you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I went up the backdoor of the speciaurant because
Speaker 1: I don't want to run into this old man or
Speaker 1: his family or anyone. Like, I go out the backdoor
Speaker 1: and I drive home. I like, I barely you know,
Speaker 1: i'd get home. I changed my pants. She text me,
Speaker 1: screw you. I can't believe you ditched me. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, is that the last thing you
Speaker 1: heard from her? Yeah? Yeah, Because I knew, like there's
Speaker 1: no coming back from that. Like I didn't know what
Speaker 1: to do. Is I you know, did you try to
Speaker 1: apologize and explain what happened? I mean, I said I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but I knew it like if I did a lot,
Speaker 1: like I felt like it would make it worse. So
Speaker 1: I just said I was sorry. You know, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: my brain is like still spitting from your like really
Speaker 1: detailed story about pooping yourself. Why would you ever think
Speaker 1: it's okay to leave a woman on the street for
Speaker 1: how long? And the end it was like thirty five
Speaker 1: forty minutes? Yeah, no, wonder she's not calling you back?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what happened obviously, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, that's why I said, hell Mary
Speaker 1: at the beginning of this conversation, like, but I had
Speaker 1: such a good time, like after you're stand like she
Speaker 1: really is cool, Like I met this really cool girl
Speaker 1: who's like fun and has like a good sense of humor.
Speaker 1: But for some reason, I just like freaked out. Well,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to see how cool she is when
Speaker 1: we get her on the phone and you tell her
Speaker 1: the actual story of what happened. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell her all the details. We
Speaker 1: just like tell her like generally what happened, you know,
Speaker 1: and then should go out with me again. I think
Speaker 1: I mean not to like give every example. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna take this first part. We were talking right now,
Speaker 1: We recorded your story and play that back for her.
Speaker 1: Ever listen to that? No no, no no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play a song. Come back call her,
Speaker 1: fan of you please. All right, Hey, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to tell her a little bit, but we'll do it
Speaker 1: after this song. We'll play a song. Come back, call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you guys. All right, hang on me brooking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Seate. If you're just tuning in for
Speaker 1: today's second date update, Matt is on the phone. And yes,
Speaker 1: if you missed Matt explaining what happened on his first date.
Speaker 1: It was rather embarrassing. Long story short. He had to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom really bad after they had dinner,
Speaker 1: tried to find a restroom, didn't tell her what he
Speaker 1: was doing because he was embarrassed. Ran to the top
Speaker 1: of a department store, bathroom was closed. There, sprinted down
Speaker 1: the stairs and passed her. She didn't know where he
Speaker 1: was going into a restaurant, knocked over an old dude
Speaker 1: on the way and people yelled like, hey, that guy.
Speaker 1: He's knocked over this old guy. But he was in
Speaker 1: a very bad place, so he had to go straight
Speaker 1: to the bathroom he ended up going. Took him about
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, and then he realized that he accidentally had
Speaker 1: an accident on his pants, so he tried to go
Speaker 1: home to change his pants, and at that point she
Speaker 1: texted him and was like, it's obvious that you ditched me,
Speaker 1: and she hasn't talked to him since. We're about to
Speaker 1: get her on the phone and see if Matt can
Speaker 1: somehow salvage what happened and get a second date. Matt,
Speaker 1: are you ready to go? Matt? You do realize the
Speaker 1: last image she has of you is you sprinting away
Speaker 1: from her on the street. It's not even that you
Speaker 1: just ditched her. You ran from No, it's not good.
Speaker 1: It's the worst. It's the worst it could be. It
Speaker 1: really is. I don't know. I've never this is I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, good luck to you man. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you're gonna get a second date out of
Speaker 1: this one, especially when he's like, no, no no, no, you
Speaker 1: don't get it. I pooped my pants. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not as bad. It wasn't you. It's just that I
Speaker 1: have no control over my bowels. Would you like to
Speaker 1: go out again and try this over all? Right. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dial the phone right now. Get her on the phone. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you go, don't mind vouching for me that I'm
Speaker 1: a good guy. That would be great. Sure, I'll tell
Speaker 1: her we're longtime personal friends and that you're a great dude.
Speaker 1: Would be amazing. Okay, I'm gonna doll the phone right now.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Amanda please?
Speaker 1: This is hello Amanda. How are you? This is Jewil
Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Um,
Speaker 1: we host a morning radio show, and one of our
Speaker 1: listeners actually emailed us about you to see if we
Speaker 1: could get you on the phone about me. It's called
Speaker 1: the second date update. Basically, if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and don't call them back after
Speaker 1: the date, they email us to see if we can
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what went wrong.
Speaker 1: I think we kind of know what went wrong on
Speaker 1: your date, but I could be wrong. The guy that
Speaker 1: emailed us, his name is Matt. He wanted you to
Speaker 1: call me. Yes, he did. I can't even imagine why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that he really enjoyed your date. Well that's
Speaker 1: pretty interesting because he's the one that ditched me. So
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure, Amanda. What if I told you
Speaker 1: that he had a really good reason for having to
Speaker 1: leave your date. I don't think there is a good reason.
Speaker 1: There's not. There's pretty much nothing that could make me say,
Speaker 1: oh that makes sense. Really, I think I think if
Speaker 1: you heard his story, you might actually be happy that
Speaker 1: he didn't come back to you. I just I can't
Speaker 1: even imagine that there is some excuse good enough for
Speaker 1: him ditching me, leaving me standing there by myself to
Speaker 1: find my own right home. Well, why don't I let
Speaker 1: him tell you? Because he's actually on the other line
Speaker 1: listening and then wants to talk to you because he
Speaker 1: feels really bad about what happened on your day right now? Yes,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? No, I'm not, matt Hi, Amanda,
Speaker 1: what do you want? I just want to apologize and
Speaker 1: explain what happened because I know that it seems like
Speaker 1: I ditched you, and I didn't ditch you. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: did ditch me. I was standing there for a very
Speaker 1: long time by myself, and that means that you ditched me. No.
Speaker 1: I know, like I've been at lots of times before,
Speaker 1: and I understand what it feels like it is terrible
Speaker 1: and feel that way. I had an emergency and so
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to explain it at the time.
Speaker 1: There wasn't a way to tell would have been okay.
Speaker 1: It was weird enough that you left me standing there
Speaker 1: to go by a present or whatever and then came
Speaker 1: back and ran right past. Yeah, what's your emergency. I
Speaker 1: can't even understand why. I just get, what's your emergency? Okay.
Speaker 1: So remember when we were at the restaurant, how much
Speaker 1: food I ate? Yes, I do a lot of food,
Speaker 1: a lot of things. Yeah, So I hadn't eaten all day,
Speaker 1: and so I had to go like worse than I
Speaker 1: ever have in my life, completely unprecedented. Didn't not notice
Speaker 1: the bathroom, so yeah, to the bathroom, trying to be polite,
Speaker 1: to the bathroom number two. I had to go like
Speaker 1: emergency emergency, like code read. So as a dolt, yeah,
Speaker 1: you couldn't say, like, when we're in the restaurant, excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the bathroom. But see, I didn't
Speaker 1: have to go at that point. Then we had to
Speaker 1: go when we were walking, So I was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta go now, I gotta go now, and we can't
Speaker 1: the coffee shop. You could have said, let's grab a
Speaker 1: coffee and gone into the bathroom there. I just know
Speaker 1: we're not inside we creat I don't understand why you
Speaker 1: couldn't have just handled it. I mean, what are we
Speaker 1: supposed to do? Here's turning. You would be like, hey, i'
Speaker 1: abou they're crossing my pants. I'm gonna first date with you.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't want to like, I don't know, well,
Speaker 1: I think I was. I definitely have become nice to you.
Speaker 1: Didn't say that, but you could have said something. You
Speaker 1: could have done anything. Hey, let's go in here together
Speaker 1: and run away to the bathroom. I wouldn't ask you
Speaker 1: to come into the bathroom while have to do that.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's like, okay, man, okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be so literal here. I'm just saying we
Speaker 1: could have gone into the building structure at the same time,
Speaker 1: so I wasn't standing outside I'm the street wondering where
Speaker 1: you were. That would have made sense, That would have
Speaker 1: made much money. It was really upstarting. I was having
Speaker 1: a good time, and I was so frustrated. Then I
Speaker 1: was cold. Then I got embarrassed because I was completely ditched.
Speaker 1: I went through so many emotions in that half an hour.
Speaker 1: This should never happen on a first date. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I went through a long emotions too,
Speaker 1: and I've been I would feel terrible. So you're the
Speaker 1: victim of this whole thing. I'm the one that wouldn't
Speaker 1: no victim. You're the victim. I'm sorry, No, it's aout
Speaker 1: the point. You're the one that had the issues. I
Speaker 1: was ditched. I'm told my friends I will never do
Speaker 1: internet dating again because look what this guy did to me.
Speaker 1: I'm the one, you know what. I figured that. I
Speaker 1: figured you were probably telling your friends, and that's fine,
Speaker 1: you should tell everyone. I understand that. I want to
Speaker 1: go on another day with you, and I don't care
Speaker 1: if if that's the story told, If the bathroom was
Speaker 1: what you were trying to do and you had to
Speaker 1: go do it, why wouldn't you come back? We were
Speaker 1: going to go to the fair. I don't get that.
Speaker 1: I don't understand in all, honestly, Luison, I didn't come back?
Speaker 1: Is it like my pants? Oh my god, are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? I feel like I'm telling to a trial
Speaker 1: right now. I'm telling you the truth. Okay, Well, sometimes
Speaker 1: go and I've never said this out loud, but sometimes
Speaker 1: it's better to live than give that many prefer I
Speaker 1: don't know that about you, so you know this is
Speaker 1: how I figured out. Well, I don't know I would
Speaker 1: rather anything, but knowing that you, I can't even say it.
Speaker 1: Come on, Oh, mana, that's what it happened. Hey, at
Speaker 1: least he's honest. You know that he told us about
Speaker 1: your date, said that he loved going out with you.
Speaker 1: He really enjoyed it and thought you were awesome. But
Speaker 1: he had an unfortunate situation where his body was not
Speaker 1: working with him, and he kind of ruined his pants,
Speaker 1: and he tried to go home and do this all
Speaker 1: in a timely manner. But at that point you were done.
Speaker 1: I don't even tell you. I'm not going an old
Speaker 1: man too. When I opened the door and everyone hated me,
Speaker 1: everyone hated crap your pants. He knocked an old man down.
Speaker 1: You did a girl you claimed to be having a
Speaker 1: good time with, and you never communicated any of this
Speaker 1: with anybody. I'm gonna say, you have some issues and
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to go out of the It's not
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Are you sure? Because I would like to
Speaker 1: ask if you'll go out on a second date with Matt,
Speaker 1: we will pay for it. Come on, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a good idea. Weird from the recap
Speaker 1: that you just said, it sounded like a fantastic time.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you're saying no, that's all that's true.
Speaker 1: All that's true, and goodness, you know that the worst,
Speaker 1: like the worst that could go with me is that
Speaker 1: that's the bottom. Wait a minute, a normal I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't let you finish. If that's the first date.
Speaker 1: How is this the worst that it's going to be?
Speaker 1: It supposed to be the very best ever. But it's
Speaker 1: all appeal from here, Amanda siding with him. I don't
Speaker 1: understand this. That happens, bro whatever. If a girl crabbed
Speaker 1: her pants on a date, none of you would ever
Speaker 1: talk to her again. Yeah, that's very true. I would,
Speaker 1: I absolutely would. I'd feel so much more comfortable little
Speaker 1: girl craps her pants or birth than anything gross. Well
Speaker 1: you would, you would, because that's your thing. It was
Speaker 1: just one time, all right. Well, so Amanda, no, you
Speaker 1: don't want to go out with him again. It's not
Speaker 1: going to happen. I will use it as an example
Speaker 1: of what not you for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: In the morning, texted at seven eight five nine two,
Speaker 1: says I don't get why she wasn't understanding at all.
Speaker 1: You know what, I agree, it's brook a jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning talking about today's second date update if you
Speaker 1: missed it. Matt wanted to call Amanda. They went to
Speaker 1: dinner together and afterwards, while they were walking around, Matt
Speaker 1: just sprinted away from her. She thought that he had
Speaker 1: just ditched her. But it turns out that he ate
Speaker 1: a lot of food on the date and he panicked
Speaker 1: because he couldn't find a bathroom, and he actually shared
Speaker 1: that he did have an accident in his pants, so
Speaker 1: he had to go home and clean himself up. Oh man,
Speaker 1: oh god, it's a horrible situation. I get it. It's
Speaker 1: just like if someone poops himself on the date, it's
Speaker 1: hard to then it's hard to come back, you know,
Speaker 1: because that's what you that's the vision you have. So
Speaker 1: we got Amanda on the phone, and she wasn't very
Speaker 1: understanding about it at all, not even happy about it.
Speaker 1: When Matt told her, she thought he could have been
Speaker 1: more considerate and told her what happened. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I could have that conversation situation.
Speaker 1: I mean, you got poop in your pants and you
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it. In the end, they
Speaker 1: decided to not go out again because she thought he
Speaker 1: was rude. Remember, if you want to do a second
Speaker 1: day update, all you have to do is email the
Speaker 1: show and we will call the person who didn't call
Speaker 1: you back. Whoop A ninety two point five