WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Party Pooper 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:03.120 Need Leasic trust the experienced team at the Leasic Center 0:00:03.160 --> 0:00:06.560 at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:10.600 What will you do, Lasik at Evergreen dot Com. Time 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:13.160 for your second date update. It's Brooken Jewel in the morning, 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.320 and today's second day update could possibly be one of 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:20.599 the most embarrassing ones we've ever heard. Shockingly, though, the 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:23.520 guy who got humiliated is the one that's calling to 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.840 share it. Normally, if this happened to you, or me 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.240 or anybody, probably would never want to speak of it 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.960 again ever. But for some reason, this dude wants to 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:35.360 do it in a second day updates. I guess he 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.959 just wants another shot at redemption. And you'll find out 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:43.960 what happened right now in your second date update, Brooke 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:48.479 and Jewels Second Date Update. I feel really bad for 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.120 the guy who's on the phone to do a second 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.000 date update today. Not only bad, but I'm also impressed 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.720 by his bravery. I read his email about what happened 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:59.560 on his date, and I'm frankly surprised that he would 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.760 be willing to tell this story to anybody, let alone 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.800 do it on a radio show. Yes, Matt and how 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.800 you doing Man? I got a weird mix of emotions 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:11.120 because I feel like I'm throwing a hail marry here, 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.480 and and I know it's a long shot, you know 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:17.319 what I mean? Yeah, the description of what happened on 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.720 your date is amazing to me. And like I said, 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.640 I commend your bravery for being willing to talk about this. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.240 I mean, this is like I've I've lived a life 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.120 where I've done embarrassing things. This is going to be 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:32.800 the most embarrassing that bad. Why don't you tell your 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.640 story there? Matt? All right? So you know, I meant 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:41.520 this really really nice girl online name's Amanda, and we 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:44.240 agree to go to this restaurant. And the whole deal 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.360 is there's a seasonal festival going on I really wanted 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:47.920 to go to. It's like this would be so much fun. 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:49.840 So this kind of picked a restaurant near the festival 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:51.560 because I wasn't sure we're gonna get to eat, Like 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:54.120 I don't want to be hungry. It's this festival. This 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.000 wanted to be in a good mood. So we go 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.320 and it's great. You know, it's my kind of place, 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:01.720 laid back. It's got good food and big portions, and 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:06.800 I like big portions. So restaurants. I don't have to 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:08.800 dress up, but I can eat a lot. Well, you know, 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:11.080 she I wanted to see because she kept saying, like 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.160 all our profile and stuff like that, she's laid back. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.000 It's just like that fun and like I was hoping 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:18.040 that translated to just like to eat. And we ordered 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:21.519 cheesy fries. They were massive. She dug in with me, 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:23.720 you know, like it was just oh, good, cools, gonna 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.160 be fun. We can like eat together. I want to 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.680 get to what happened and the reason why you think 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.160 she's not calling you back. Yeah, but hold on, hold on. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:31.359 I didn't even tell you what the steak. The stake 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.679 was incredible, Like I he literally thought it was gonna 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:35.880 be like an average steak. I don't understand. I went 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:37.560 back and shook hands with a chef. That's how good 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:40.320 the steak was. Wow, this was incredible. I have not 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.160 had a steak at a restaurant this good for the price. 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:45.440 Were you exciting this is a second date or a 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.480 commercial for this restaurant. I'm just telling you, this was 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:51.399 the one good part. And sometimes I'll go on dates 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:53.120 and I love the food and I'll feel shamed by 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.720 my date. But she was. She didn't do that. She 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:57.480 was just like, yeah, that cool. I like a guy 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.360 who can eat. Why are you eating so much food? 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.280 All right? Because I hadn't eaten all day and it's 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:06.120 a festival, We're gonna walk around a long time. I 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:09.280 didn't want to just be hungry, you know, while we're 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.120 at the festival, because I can get kind of grumpy. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:12.640 So I wanted to be on my A game and 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:18.000 fill my belly. Cheese, fries and steak is already enough. Hey, 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:21.359 I didn't even tell you about the dessert. So we 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:23.880 get one of those giants like ice cream brownie Sunday things, 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.399 and I'm gonna say, I know, I know you want 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.600 me to like go on and on. Oh my gosh, 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:32.160 that whipped cream. It was like I don't know, it 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.280 was it was like there was a group of people 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.560 in the back that we're making it fight by hand, 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:38.600 and that was the only job was just to make 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:42.440 it cream. I mean, after reading your email, how in 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:44.800 the world can you still be talking about the food 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:49.960 with the situation that happened after you A you do 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.960 want to understand, like I was so happy, I like, 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:56.320 this is the happiest I've been on a date all right, 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:59.040 and and so like that's why, so like we ate. 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:01.360 This is great less. So it's just like we're walking. 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.320 I start like I just start bourblind. You know, my 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.960 stomach starts bourblind. I'm like, oh no, I gotta go. 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.040 I should have gone. It's like kind of we're kind 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:11.640 of far from the restaurant now, Like I's like want 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.480 to keep moving. And I didn't really want to say anything, 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:15.280 you know what I mean. I just didn't feel comfortable 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:18.880 yet saying oh I just got to drop a giant deuce, 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.120 you know. Yeah, it's usually bad first state etiquette to 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.320 bring that up. Yeah, I didn't want to do that. So, 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.560 like we walked by this apartment store and I was like, oh, yeah, 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:29.320 I gotta buy a gift for one of my co workers. 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.440 I'll just go in here real quick because it's tomorrow. 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.200 It's like an only chance if I don't buy it now. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.200 So I knew it. I'll just be getting out real quick. 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:37.880 And so I go in and the bathroom is on 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.760 like the fifth floor. It's like escalators. So I'm like 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:44.359 running up the escalators like carefully because now I'm at 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:45.839 the point where it's very sensitive and I could just 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:50.160 lose it all see it, and I'm just so careful, 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:51.719 you know, like that run you do when you're trying 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:53.680 to be careful and not to spill it. Yeah. I 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:57.240 get up there, I get the fifth floor. I'm so excited, 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:59.080 and there's a probably with him off and he's cleaning 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:02.520 and he's like gear out coming in here, and then 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.120 like the oh, the woman's bathroom. I can go in 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.960 to the woman's bathroom, but like a woman goes in 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.479 and I'm not gonna go in while there's a woman 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:10.480 in there. That's just so you don't need like assault 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:14.159 charges or indecency charges on your first date. So I'm like, okay, 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:15.960 I'm not I can hold it a little longer. So 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:19.280 I run, I run and clinch down. I just I'm 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.400 running and clinch in. I'm going down the escalators. I 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.480 run out the front. She's like, what are you doing? 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:25.599 What are you done? It's like I'm gonna go. I'll 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:28.120 be right back, and I just I'm like running back 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:30.039 to the restaurant. It's like, you know what I paid there, 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.760 I can go, I can use the bathroom. And by 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.320 the time I get the restaurant, I got a pretty 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:37.159 good sprint coming on and I mean everything, I have 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.640 to hold this in. I burst the door open. It 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:41.640 knocks over this old man. The old man falls to 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:44.400 the floor. I don't stop. Someone says, he knocked over 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:46.760 an old man. I don't have time to apologize or stop. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.120 I go to the bathroom and I just go in 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:52.960 and I'm like a sweating, heaving mess of shame and 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:55.520 I hit there on the pot and I just like, 0:05:55.960 --> 0:06:01.159 I mean, I destroyed that bathroom. It is I was 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.440 disgusted by myself on so many levels. I'm sitting there 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.400 and it's like looking so long. I just wanted to 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.640 go fast, like fifteen minutes, which is such a long time, 0:06:09.880 --> 0:06:11.919 especially after you run up to the top of a 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.320 department store and then sprinted back down sprinted by your 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:16.719 date and she's like, where are you going? So yeah, 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.240 she's texting me, She's like, what's going on? What's going on. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.279 It's like, it's fine, it's fine, I'll be right back 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:24.479 if you're right back. And I was like, good, I'm good. 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:27.080 I'm like done. And I stand up and I look 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:29.800 at my pants and I had splattered my pants in 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.360 the process. I was like, this is not this is 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:36.880 not gonna work. I don't get it. You didn't realize 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.520 that you pooped your pants before you went into the bathroom. 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:43.960 I was in a dark place. I don't realize. This 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:47.320 is not like a normal situation. I mean, I'm in 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.360 there freaking out about knocking over this man. Like I'm 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:51.640 I was like, I gotta go home. I gotta go 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:53.280 home and get a change of pants. Do you live 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.440 close to this place? No? I lived like ten minutes away. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.640 If there's no light, oh you know what I mean. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.280 So I went up the backdoor of the speciaurant because 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:02.720 I don't want to run into this old man or 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:05.400 his family or anyone. Like, I go out the backdoor 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:07.960 and I drive home. I like, I barely you know, 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.160 i'd get home. I changed my pants. She text me, 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.640 screw you. I can't believe you ditched me. And I 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.880 was like, oh, no, is that the last thing you 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.280 heard from her? Yeah? Yeah, Because I knew, like there's 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.000 no coming back from that. Like I didn't know what 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.240 to do. Is I you know, did you try to 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.280 apologize and explain what happened? I mean, I said I'm sorry, 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.080 but I knew it like if I did a lot, 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:29.360 like I felt like it would make it worse. So 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:31.440 I just said I was sorry. You know, Oh my god, 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.040 my brain is like still spitting from your like really 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:38.640 detailed story about pooping yourself. Why would you ever think 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.400 it's okay to leave a woman on the street for 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:42.240 how long? And the end it was like thirty five 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:45.440 forty minutes? Yeah, no, wonder she's not calling you back? 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:48.640 I mean, you know what happened obviously, Yeah, I know. 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.360 That's why I'm like, that's why I said, hell Mary 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.600 at the beginning of this conversation, like, but I had 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.400 such a good time, like after you're stand like she 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:57.760 really is cool, Like I met this really cool girl 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.320 who's like fun and has like a good sense of humor. 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.680 But for some reason, I just like freaked out. Well, 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.120 you're gonna have to see how cool she is when 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:07.560 we get her on the phone and you tell her 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.840 the actual story of what happened. Oh, I don't know. 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:12.240 I don't want to tell her all the details. We 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:14.640 just like tell her like generally what happened, you know, 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:16.720 and then should go out with me again. I think 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:20.000 I mean not to like give every example. I'm just 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.000 gonna take this first part. We were talking right now, 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.680 We recorded your story and play that back for her. 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:27.000 Ever listen to that? No no, no no, no, no no. 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:31.280 All right, we'll play a song. Come back call her, 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.480 fan of you please. All right, Hey, you're gonna have 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:35.840 to tell her a little bit, but we'll do it 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:37.840 after this song. We'll play a song. Come back, call 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:39.880 her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:46.000 thank you guys. All right, hang on me brooking jubil 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:49.600 in the morning. Seate. If you're just tuning in for 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:53.040 today's second date update, Matt is on the phone. And yes, 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:55.800 if you missed Matt explaining what happened on his first date. 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:59.120 It was rather embarrassing. Long story short. He had to 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.040 go to the bathroom really bad after they had dinner, 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:03.640 tried to find a restroom, didn't tell her what he 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:06.080 was doing because he was embarrassed. Ran to the top 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:09.560 of a department store, bathroom was closed. There, sprinted down 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:11.840 the stairs and passed her. She didn't know where he 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:15.440 was going into a restaurant, knocked over an old dude 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:17.400 on the way and people yelled like, hey, that guy. 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:19.920 He's knocked over this old guy. But he was in 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:21.600 a very bad place, so he had to go straight 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:24.160 to the bathroom he ended up going. Took him about 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:26.640 fifteen minutes, and then he realized that he accidentally had 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:30.240 an accident on his pants, so he tried to go 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:32.360 home to change his pants, and at that point she 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.720 texted him and was like, it's obvious that you ditched me, 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.959 and she hasn't talked to him since. We're about to 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:39.040 get her on the phone and see if Matt can 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:43.040 somehow salvage what happened and get a second date. Matt, 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:47.520 are you ready to go? Matt? You do realize the 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.439 last image she has of you is you sprinting away 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:52.040 from her on the street. It's not even that you 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:55.960 just ditched her. You ran from No, it's not good. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:57.959 It's the worst. It's the worst it could be. It 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:01.000 really is. I don't know. I've never this is I 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.480 don't know. Yeah, good luck to you man. I don't 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:06.000 know how you're gonna get a second date out of 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:07.720 this one, especially when he's like, no, no no, no, you 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:11.760 don't get it. I pooped my pants. Yeah, yeah, it's 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.600 not as bad. It wasn't you. It's just that I 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.600 have no control over my bowels. Would you like to 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.600 go out again and try this over all? Right. I'm 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.959 gonna dial the phone right now. Get her on the phone. Okay, 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.160 if you go, don't mind vouching for me that I'm 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.160 a good guy. That would be great. Sure, I'll tell 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:31.240 her we're longtime personal friends and that you're a great dude. 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:33.640 Would be amazing. Okay, I'm gonna doll the phone right now. 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:43.679 Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Amanda please? 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:47.320 This is hello Amanda. How are you? This is Jewil 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:54.520 from brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Um, 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:57.320 we host a morning radio show, and one of our 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:00.120 listeners actually emailed us about you to see if we 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:05.000 could get you on the phone about me. It's called 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:06.840 the second date update. Basically, if you go out on 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:09.240 a date with somebody and don't call them back after 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:10.880 the date, they email us to see if we can 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:12.440 get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:14.440 I think we kind of know what went wrong on 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:19.240 your date, but I could be wrong. The guy that 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:23.360 emailed us, his name is Matt. He wanted you to 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:29.280 call me. Yes, he did. I can't even imagine why. Yeah, 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:33.360 he said that he really enjoyed your date. Well that's 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:36.240 pretty interesting because he's the one that ditched me. So 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.200 I'm not really sure, Amanda. What if I told you 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:42.079 that he had a really good reason for having to 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:45.319 leave your date. I don't think there is a good reason. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.920 There's not. There's pretty much nothing that could make me say, 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:52.679 oh that makes sense. Really, I think I think if 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:56.400 you heard his story, you might actually be happy that 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.720 he didn't come back to you. I just I can't 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:02.760 even imagine that there is some excuse good enough for 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.640 him ditching me, leaving me standing there by myself to 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.520 find my own right home. Well, why don't I let 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.720 him tell you? Because he's actually on the other line 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.400 listening and then wants to talk to you because he 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:16.840 feels really bad about what happened on your day right now? Yes, 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:23.080 are you kidding me? No, I'm not, matt Hi, Amanda, 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:26.920 what do you want? I just want to apologize and 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.400 explain what happened because I know that it seems like 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:34.120 I ditched you, and I didn't ditch you. Yeah, you 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.640 did ditch me. I was standing there for a very 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:42.000 long time by myself, and that means that you ditched me. No. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.240 I know, like I've been at lots of times before, 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:45.920 and I understand what it feels like it is terrible 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:50.560 and feel that way. I had an emergency and so 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:52.880 I didn't know how to explain it at the time. 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:55.200 There wasn't a way to tell would have been okay. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:57.240 It was weird enough that you left me standing there 0:12:57.240 --> 0:13:00.360 to go by a present or whatever and then came 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:05.000 back and ran right past. Yeah, what's your emergency. I 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:09.040 can't even understand why. I just get, what's your emergency? Okay. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:10.920 So remember when we were at the restaurant, how much 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:14.680 food I ate? Yes, I do a lot of food, 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:19.960 a lot of things. Yeah, So I hadn't eaten all day, 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:22.600 and so I had to go like worse than I 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:26.640 ever have in my life, completely unprecedented. Didn't not notice 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.880 the bathroom, so yeah, to the bathroom, trying to be polite, 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.439 to the bathroom number two. I had to go like 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:37.840 emergency emergency, like code read. So as a dolt, yeah, 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:41.280 you couldn't say, like, when we're in the restaurant, excuse me, 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.600 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. But see, I didn't 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.000 have to go at that point. Then we had to 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.040 go when we were walking, So I was like, I 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:50.120 gotta go now, I gotta go now, and we can't 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:52.160 the coffee shop. You could have said, let's grab a 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:54.760 coffee and gone into the bathroom there. I just know 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.600 we're not inside we creat I don't understand why you 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.360 couldn't have just handled it. I mean, what are we 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:00.960 supposed to do? Here's turning. You would be like, hey, i' 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:02.920 abou they're crossing my pants. I'm gonna first date with you. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:04.960 You know, I didn't want to like, I don't know, well, 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.240 I think I was. I definitely have become nice to you. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.520 Didn't say that, but you could have said something. You 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:12.200 could have done anything. Hey, let's go in here together 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:16.400 and run away to the bathroom. I wouldn't ask you 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:18.080 to come into the bathroom while have to do that. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:21.000 That's I mean, that's like, okay, man, okay, I'm not 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.560 trying to be so literal here. I'm just saying we 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:27.520 could have gone into the building structure at the same time, 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.640 so I wasn't standing outside I'm the street wondering where 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.120 you were. That would have made sense, That would have 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:35.960 made much money. It was really upstarting. I was having 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.680 a good time, and I was so frustrated. Then I 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:42.400 was cold. Then I got embarrassed because I was completely ditched. 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.280 I went through so many emotions in that half an hour. 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:47.840 This should never happen on a first date. I know, 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.720 I know, I know. I went through a long emotions too, 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:55.280 and I've been I would feel terrible. So you're the 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.240 victim of this whole thing. I'm the one that wouldn't 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:03.760 no victim. You're the victim. I'm sorry, No, it's aout 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.960 the point. You're the one that had the issues. I 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:09.720 was ditched. I'm told my friends I will never do 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:12.160 internet dating again because look what this guy did to me. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.160 I'm the one, you know what. I figured that. I 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.440 figured you were probably telling your friends, and that's fine, 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:20.000 you should tell everyone. I understand that. I want to 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:21.480 go on another day with you, and I don't care 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:26.040 if if that's the story told, If the bathroom was 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:27.680 what you were trying to do and you had to 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:29.720 go do it, why wouldn't you come back? We were 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.880 going to go to the fair. I don't get that. 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:36.240 I don't understand in all, honestly, Luison, I didn't come back? 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:43.560 Is it like my pants? Oh my god, are you 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:46.040 kidding me? I feel like I'm telling to a trial 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.600 right now. I'm telling you the truth. Okay, Well, sometimes 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:51.880 go and I've never said this out loud, but sometimes 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:56.800 it's better to live than give that many prefer I 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.280 don't know that about you, so you know this is 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:01.560 how I figured out. Well, I don't know I would 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:05.040 rather anything, but knowing that you, I can't even say it. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.240 Come on, Oh, mana, that's what it happened. Hey, at 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.880 least he's honest. You know that he told us about 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:13.600 your date, said that he loved going out with you. 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.720 He really enjoyed it and thought you were awesome. But 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:18.880 he had an unfortunate situation where his body was not 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:22.120 working with him, and he kind of ruined his pants, 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.080 and he tried to go home and do this all 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:27.240 in a timely manner. But at that point you were done. 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:29.240 I don't even tell you. I'm not going an old 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.200 man too. When I opened the door and everyone hated me, 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:36.760 everyone hated crap your pants. He knocked an old man down. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.000 You did a girl you claimed to be having a 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:42.160 good time with, and you never communicated any of this 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.560 with anybody. I'm gonna say, you have some issues and 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:46.920 I'm not ready to go out of the It's not 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.640 gonna happen. Are you sure? Because I would like to 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:51.760 ask if you'll go out on a second date with Matt, 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.920 we will pay for it. Come on, I don't think 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.560 it's gonna be a good idea. Weird from the recap 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.880 that you just said, it sounded like a fantastic time. 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:04.480 I'm surprised that you're saying no, that's all that's true. 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:08.000 All that's true, and goodness, you know that the worst, 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:10.800 like the worst that could go with me is that 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:14.320 that's the bottom. Wait a minute, a normal I'm sorry, 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.840 I can't let you finish. If that's the first date. 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:18.680 How is this the worst that it's going to be? 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:21.760 It supposed to be the very best ever. But it's 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:25.440 all appeal from here, Amanda siding with him. I don't 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.840 understand this. That happens, bro whatever. If a girl crabbed 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:30.680 her pants on a date, none of you would ever 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:33.320 talk to her again. Yeah, that's very true. I would, 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.840 I absolutely would. I'd feel so much more comfortable little 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.600 girl craps her pants or birth than anything gross. Well 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.760 you would, you would, because that's your thing. It was 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:46.000 just one time, all right. Well, so Amanda, no, you 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:47.840 don't want to go out with him again. It's not 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.000 going to happen. I will use it as an example 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:54.320 of what not you for the rest of my life. 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:56.560 In the morning, texted at seven eight five nine two, 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:58.840 says I don't get why she wasn't understanding at all. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:00.960 You know what, I agree, it's brook a jewel in 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.520 the morning talking about today's second date update if you 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:07.000 missed it. Matt wanted to call Amanda. They went to 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:10.520 dinner together and afterwards, while they were walking around, Matt 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:13.199 just sprinted away from her. She thought that he had 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:15.399 just ditched her. But it turns out that he ate 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.840 a lot of food on the date and he panicked 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:21.080 because he couldn't find a bathroom, and he actually shared 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.240 that he did have an accident in his pants, so 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:25.840 he had to go home and clean himself up. Oh man, 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:29.160 oh god, it's a horrible situation. I get it. It's 0:18:29.200 --> 0:18:31.880 just like if someone poops himself on the date, it's 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.919 hard to then it's hard to come back, you know, 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:37.399 because that's what you that's the vision you have. So 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:39.840 we got Amanda on the phone, and she wasn't very 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.040 understanding about it at all, not even happy about it. 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.360 When Matt told her, she thought he could have been 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:47.720 more considerate and told her what happened. But I don't know, 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:51.520 I don't even know if I could have that conversation situation. 0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:53.600 I mean, you got poop in your pants and you 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:57.000 don't want to talk about it. In the end, they 0:18:57.040 --> 0:19:00.480 decided to not go out again because she thought he 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:02.120 was rude. Remember, if you want to do a second 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:03.560