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Speaker 1: What will you do, Lasik at Evergreen dot Com. Time

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Speaker 1: for your second date update. It's Brooken Jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and today's second day update could possibly be one of

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Speaker 1: the most embarrassing ones we've ever heard. Shockingly, though, the

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Speaker 1: guy who got humiliated is the one that's calling to

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Speaker 1: share it. Normally, if this happened to you, or me

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Speaker 1: again ever. But for some reason, this dude wants to

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Speaker 1: do it in a second day updates. I guess he

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Speaker 1: just wants another shot at redemption. And you'll find out

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Speaker 1: what happened right now in your second date update, Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jewels Second Date Update. I feel really bad for

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Speaker 1: the guy who's on the phone to do a second

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Speaker 1: date update today. Not only bad, but I'm also impressed

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Speaker 1: by his bravery. I read his email about what happened

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Speaker 1: on his date, and I'm frankly surprised that he would

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Speaker 1: be willing to tell this story to anybody, let alone

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Speaker 1: do it on a radio show. Yes, Matt and how

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Speaker 1: you doing Man? I got a weird mix of emotions

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Speaker 1: because I feel like I'm throwing a hail marry here,

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Speaker 1: and and I know it's a long shot, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, the description of what happened on

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Speaker 1: your date is amazing to me. And like I said,

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Speaker 1: I commend your bravery for being willing to talk about this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is like I've I've lived a life

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Speaker 1: the most embarrassing that bad. Why don't you tell your

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Speaker 1: story there? Matt? All right? So you know, I meant

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Speaker 1: this really really nice girl online name's Amanda, and we

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Speaker 1: agree to go to this restaurant. And the whole deal

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Speaker 1: is there's a seasonal festival going on I really wanted

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Speaker 1: to go to. It's like this would be so much fun.

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Speaker 1: So this kind of picked a restaurant near the festival

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Speaker 1: because I wasn't sure we're gonna get to eat, Like

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be hungry. It's this festival. This

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Speaker 1: and it's great. You know, it's my kind of place,

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Speaker 1: I like big portions. So restaurants. I don't have to

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Speaker 1: It's just like that fun and like I was hoping

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Speaker 1: that translated to just like to eat. And we ordered

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Speaker 1: cheesy fries. They were massive. She dug in with me,

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Speaker 1: get to what happened and the reason why you think

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Speaker 1: I didn't even tell you what the steak. The stake

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Speaker 1: be like an average steak. I don't understand. I went

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Speaker 1: Were you exciting this is a second date or a

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Speaker 1: that whipped cream. It was like I don't know, it

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Speaker 1: It's like, it's fine, it's fine, I'll be right back

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Speaker 1: I was in a dark place. I don't realize. This

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Speaker 1: detailed story about pooping yourself. Why would you ever think

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know what happened obviously, Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: We recorded your story and play that back for her.

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Speaker 1: Ever listen to that? No no, no no, no, no no.

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Speaker 1: after this song. We'll play a song. Come back, call

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Speaker 1: today's second date update, Matt is on the phone. And yes,

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Speaker 1: if you missed Matt explaining what happened on his first date.

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Speaker 1: It was rather embarrassing. Long story short. He had to

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