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Speaker 1: The whole reason that people have kids is to eventually

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Speaker 2: That's not It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: How much money you lose having children?

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Speaker 4: I think you've got the math, ar You gotta spend

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Speaker 4: money to make money, Brook, True, and it has been

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Speaker 4: said on this show before, but one man is actually

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Speaker 4: doing it successfully.

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Speaker 2: God his name what, Brooke? You don't even know anything

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Speaker 2: about the story. I'm going to tell you. It could

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Speaker 2: be the sweetest thing raising money for charity. Oh, you

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Speaker 2: don't know, it's not, but it could have been. I'm

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Speaker 2: just saying, don't judge till you hear it.

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Speaker 1: His name is Chip Layton, and he's already kind of

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Speaker 1: famous because you may have seen him on social media before.

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Speaker 2: He posts these videos sharing.

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Speaker 1: The crazy, weird, funny things his teenagers have said in

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Speaker 1: text messages to him over the years.

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Speaker 3: I think I've seen this guy.

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Speaker 1: So it got really popular and parents from all over

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Speaker 1: the world will go to his channel to laugh and

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Speaker 1: commiserate and share their own funny kid texts. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: funny naive things like where do I buy pasta water?

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Speaker 2: Or Hey dad, do I have medicare?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: These kinds of questions exactly.

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Speaker 1: Ship is in the news today because he was able

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Speaker 1: to parlay his growing audience into a book.

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Speaker 3: Deal's awesome.

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Speaker 2: It's called What Time Is Noon?

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Speaker 1: Hilarious texts, feedback, and not so subtle advice from teenagers.

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Speaker 1: For this, we have his top ten list of the

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Speaker 1: funniest text messages he's ever received. Number ten, Can I

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Speaker 1: leave a parking space before the meter runs out?

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Speaker 3: Yes? You don't want to get fired though, Yeah, but.

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Speaker 2: I paid for two hours it's only been one hour. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They really should have like a return policy on parking meters.

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Speaker 2: You get your money back, but you know the city's

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Speaker 2: never gonna do Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes when they have the ones with the stickers that

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Speaker 5: you have, I'll put it onto the meter or on

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Speaker 5: the somebody else.

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Speaker 2: Could grab It's like a good Americans.

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Speaker 3: But they don't have those very often anymore.

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Speaker 1: And the worst case scenario have to go to someone

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Speaker 1: else's car and take it off of theirs to use

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Speaker 1: for yours.

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Speaker 2: It's the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: You kind of put it on the inside of your

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, if you don't do that, look out.

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Speaker 1: Number nine says, was my job at Taco Bell government

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Speaker 2: And you work in America. Yeah, so federal. It could

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Speaker 2: have been across from like the Capitol building in d C.

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Speaker 2: And that's like they do.

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Speaker 5: I just think they feel like it's important, Jeff, So

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Speaker 5: it could be government works.

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Speaker 1: Number eight before Brook, you're gonna appreciate this, Okay. Do

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Speaker 1: I put the bear spray on before I start hiking

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Speaker 1: or justify?

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Speaker 2: See the bear.

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Speaker 5: There's raised essentially just mace, like high concentrated base.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like insects spray. Then you spray it

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Speaker 1: on yourself if you're just joining us. We're talking about

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Speaker 1: the famous viral dad named Chip Layton, who got book

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Speaker 1: deal for the funniest text messages his kids have ever since.

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Speaker 5: I wonder if he's given his kids a cut or

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Speaker 5: he's finally just recouping some of the money that they

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Speaker 2: He probably should.

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Speaker 1: Number seven says, hey, I tried this cologne I want

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Speaker 1: for Christmas at the store. The brand is called Tester.

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Speaker 3: I love Tester.

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Speaker 2: That's my favorite too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Big Tester, Big Chester jail.

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Speaker 2: You understand it, right, Okay? Okay.

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Speaker 1: Number six apparently one of his kids was looking into

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Speaker 1: politics during an election time, so he wanted to know

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Speaker 1: the answer to this question.

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Speaker 2: Is Carolina a swinger state? What do you mean state?

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Speaker 1: But I feel like there's plenty of upside down pineapple

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Speaker 3: North or south.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's.

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Speaker 3: I see it's the one download.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh. Number five? Do I need to tip the

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Speaker 2: eye doctor? That's actually a good question.

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Speaker 3: Probably.

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Speaker 5: I remember going to the dentist and it was probably

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Speaker 5: afterwards and they're like, okay, we're ready for your payment.

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Speaker 5: And so I called my mom and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 5: you got to pay the dentist.

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Speaker 3: And she's like, no, honey, you have to like what

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Speaker 3: it was like the most life altering moment of my life.

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Speaker 2: Your brad didn't even think about it. You had to

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Speaker 2: pay for yourself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, God, why hasn't mom taken care of us?

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Speaker 1: Is it embarrassing to pay the dentist and like crumpled

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Speaker 2: Is that a sad moment?

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Speaker 5: I handed on my debit card and just crossed my fingers.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, what happened? Number four?

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Speaker 1: How does eating cold turkey help you quit smoking?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, it's an expression.

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Speaker 3: No, it's to help the cravings. Yeah, yeah, cold turkey.

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Speaker 2: Why do they say that?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's going to be a Google

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Speaker 3: search after.

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Speaker 1: We're doing you know, maybe we should text Chip late

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Speaker 1: in and ask him the same question. Yeah, we don't

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Speaker 1: know because we're not sure. Number three, can you make

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I feel saft, soft feeling teeth.

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Speaker 3: That's okay, excise, you check out what drugs you've been

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Speaker 3: doing earlier.

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Speaker 1: That same drug probably made them. Text Number two, what's

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Speaker 1: the wet stuff in soup?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hey, it's a valid question.

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Speaker 2: There's water and everything else that it's been boiled with.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's just the sweat from cold turkey.

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Speaker 1: Start to a question question the intelligence level of his

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Speaker 5: Here, Yeah, I appreciate that this man has already been

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, he's not answering any of their questions either,

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Speaker 1: he's just laughing at them and posting them online. A

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Speaker 1: good The number one and funniest text this dad got

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Speaker 2: Bruh, did Grandma have kids?

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Speaker 1: It takes you a second to realize what a weird

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Speaker 1: question that is, your cousins are and everything came from grandma.

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Speaker 2: Parents are Yeah, exactly is all from grandma. Guys, he

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Speaker 2: deserves a book deal for all of this.

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Speaker 1: Some of the bonus texts that didn't quite make the

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Speaker 1: top ten, I'll shoot them off real quick.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So when you do a hit and run, how

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Speaker 2: does that work? No?

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Speaker 3: I hope the follow up wasn't because I think I

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Speaker 3: might have just done it, you know.

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Speaker 1: And finally, I don't care if the Chinese steal my data.

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Speaker 2: We have unlimited.

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Speaker 3: Not to you.

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Speaker 1: So if you're a parent, make sure you're holding on

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Speaker 1: to the embarrassing messages you receive from your children right now?

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Speaker 5: Or can we get an update from these teens and

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Speaker 5: see if they're turning out?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Were they like not able to get into the right

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Speaker 5: colleges because their dad published this book?

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Speaker 3: You're one of them?

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Speaker 1: Is like the CEO former agent, the CEO of Wet Soup.

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Speaker 2: Your full chap is coming up right after this.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,