Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer, Yes, Nicky Gazer Nikki. Hello here I am,
Speaker 1: It's the Glazer. It's Tuesday. It's the nickig Lazer Podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm here with Andrew Colin in St. Louis. Marian is
Speaker 1: in the chair with him. You can see this on
Speaker 1: our YouTube page. Luigi's in the chair with me. Noah
Speaker 1: is in Arizona. Um, how is everyone's day going so far?
Speaker 1: It's good. I tried to accomplish accomplish some that sentence.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm slow and fast. You know, you're fascist
Speaker 1: ship but also slow, you know, like a consummate chap.
Speaker 1: One day you took sucking Yeah, I didn't even think
Speaker 1: of a drug. Um. Wait again, So you tried to
Speaker 1: accomplish things? Yeah, I just I went tried to go
Speaker 1: to men's warehouse. The manager Wait why because you like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: very nice men's warehouses, very vanist. Isn't that the place
Speaker 1: where it's like because you like nice things? Oh No,
Speaker 1: that's the jewel that's the No, that's the jeweler place
Speaker 1: at the corner of I to seventy fair boy grad boy,
Speaker 1: it's uh yeah, there's this guy is in every town.
Speaker 1: But he makes it sound like he's just local. You
Speaker 1: have offended in the diamond business. The Shane Company, the
Speaker 1: Shane Company. I never know men's warehouses because you like
Speaker 1: nice things. Well, I do as you can, as you know,
Speaker 1: I'm did. That's where they make fun of the men's
Speaker 1: warehouse where it's like seven suits for thirteen dollars and
Speaker 1: they're just suits that they sell as rags to clean
Speaker 1: things up, like you can use them in your kitchen
Speaker 1: to mop up spills. And it's just because it's just well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I was looking for. Whoa whoa accomplished old
Speaker 1: stuttering mouth to the men's warehouse. Yeah, window gets rolled down.
Speaker 1: Some ladies like, excuse me, sir, excuse me. I was like,
Speaker 1: I have no money. They're like, no, men's warehouses closed.
Speaker 1: Manager didn't show up, not till do you mean the
Speaker 1: window gets rolled down? I'm so confused. When she was
Speaker 1: in her car, I guess she was an employee at
Speaker 1: Men's warehouse and we're walking in. Yeah, and the manager
Speaker 1: had has the keya I assume. Yeah, So how great
Speaker 1: is it when you show up to work and likes
Speaker 1: not open? So Noah was it? Noah? Who? Maybe? No way?
Speaker 1: Was Jed my assistant. Um. Last night, I was supposed
Speaker 1: to have like an eight I saw my schedule. There
Speaker 1: was like an eight thirty AM Zoom interview where I
Speaker 1: had to be on camera. And I wrote her last
Speaker 1: night to be like, hey, is this Like is this
Speaker 1: on camera just because but it's just going to be audio.
Speaker 1: We're just doing it on zoom just to see each other.
Speaker 1: Or is this do I have to look nice? And
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, Ship, I forgot to take that
Speaker 1: off your calendar. That's canceled. She was like so sorry,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, it's so much better when
Speaker 1: I think when I'm prepared for it and then it
Speaker 1: goes away, I go, I'd rather that than have it
Speaker 1: not be there. And if you're getting dressed up put
Speaker 1: makeup on. No, but it was the night before, so
Speaker 1: I was just anticipating it and then all of a sudden, cancel,
Speaker 1: clothes can and canceled. Get to until you're not happy
Speaker 1: when I'm putting on makeup, but then you have makeup
Speaker 1: on for something else. No, because then I want to
Speaker 1: go back to bed and I don't want to get
Speaker 1: it all over my pillow. Yeah, okay, well just quickly
Speaker 1: when when you get the news like that. Do you
Speaker 1: get like a physical response like I calm for me,
Speaker 1: it's a tingling. The same thing. John Laney had a
Speaker 1: bit about canceled plants and he was like, it's the
Speaker 1: closest I'll ever get to doing Heroin, the feeling that
Speaker 1: you get when something you don't want to do cancels.
Speaker 1: And then he did. And then he did Heroin and goes,
Speaker 1: let me take that back, me get back. Have you
Speaker 1: ever done Heroin and got your plans canceled? I could
Speaker 1: see that, Joe spinning in your head because as soon
Speaker 1: as I said, I was like, finished our sentence. We're
Speaker 1: pretty good at that, kay. Then I went to pick
Speaker 1: up a dress at a tailor for Brenna for the wedding.
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be done today. I get there,
Speaker 1: there's like you know that little clock that like small,
Speaker 1: you know small where they go back in five another companies,
Speaker 1: another business is supposed to like when people go Now,
Speaker 1: we're just going I'm going out for coffee. I get
Speaker 1: to shut down the shop. Ye just for six hours,
Speaker 1: just for six days, that's fine. And then she showed up.
Speaker 1: I waited. I was eating food in the car, waiting,
Speaker 1: and uh, I go up there, it's like the dress ready.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, it's not, like so casual. I
Speaker 1: hate when they act like it's not something that they need,
Speaker 1: Like like when you you know, it's like when you
Speaker 1: order at a restaurant and you go, when you order
Speaker 1: the meal, you go and I want and I would
Speaker 1: love like that extra dressing on the side. You're say
Speaker 1: some annoying thing, and then they don't bring it, and
Speaker 1: you just casually go like, oh can I get that
Speaker 1: ranch on the side that that extras And they go,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I can get that for you. And it's like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't act like this is a new thought. You
Speaker 1: forgot it. And you go, oh no, I forgot Like
Speaker 1: they're understaffed. That is fine, but just acknowledge that you
Speaker 1: know that I already said it. Don't gaslight me into
Speaker 1: being like this is a novel. I know. I know
Speaker 1: they I had that the other day. And then you go.
Speaker 1: Then you start eating your food and I asked for
Speaker 1: what you like, I will wait or something to dip,
Speaker 1: you know, or something or a sour cream. That's you.
Speaker 1: You will ask for this thing that makes it essential
Speaker 1: to you. But if you don't get it, You'll still
Speaker 1: eat the nibble a little and then I'll will get bigger.
Speaker 1: No one eats faster than Andrew and I. We are
Speaker 1: the fastest eater. Kim Dylan very fast eater. I can't
Speaker 1: keep up. Yeah, he wins out. I don't think anyone
Speaker 1: because you will eat before the food has been you
Speaker 1: know what it is. I think growing up, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to be at the dinner table, so I ate
Speaker 1: as fast as possible, and then I just went to
Speaker 1: my room. And I remember my dad being a doctor.
Speaker 1: He's like, that's not good for you, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you're not good for me. No, No, I didn't say no.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I did the time. But I
Speaker 1: heard a great thing the other day. I was watching
Speaker 1: like old clips, and it reminded me exactly of what
Speaker 1: you just said about your dad. He went to He
Speaker 1: was telling Letterman, like I don't know ten years ago
Speaker 1: that he went to go he brought his dad with him,
Speaker 1: who abandoned him when he was four. His dad's back
Speaker 1: in his life and just like kind of a like
Speaker 1: a guy that like this, and he's like, come on, Davy,
Speaker 1: you know what it be like. He's always just like
Speaker 1: just like surfer dude, kind of energy, and he he's
Speaker 1: talked about him on David Letterman a lot. Letterman gets
Speaker 1: a kick out of his dad. He's had him on
Speaker 1: the show, and so he's like, how's your dad doing.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you know, the other day, we went
Speaker 1: to go visit a friend of mine in the hospital.
Speaker 1: She just had a baby, and and I'm holding the
Speaker 1: baby and my dad's like, look at him. He doesn't
Speaker 1: know what he's doing. He's never done. And he goes,
Speaker 1: oh really, And he was like, what if I put
Speaker 1: him on the floor and left, that's like, like you
Speaker 1: did to me? Is that would that be the better
Speaker 1: way to do it? And he was, I waited till
Speaker 1: you were four. You could handle it. I waited till
Speaker 1: you were four. Oh my god, it is fine, Like
Speaker 1: a surfer dude and your dad he's like, what dude,
Speaker 1: like chill? Like you can't get mad at that guy
Speaker 1: if he's so chill about leaving you, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like if I did something terrible to you,
Speaker 1: I was like, nicky dude. I was outside, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is a nice it's you want your sur cream, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, raped mate, baby raped meaning it's murdered turn
Speaker 1: or dude, so did so Bretta is not getting addressed? No,
Speaker 1: she so? Now she said be ready at four thirty.
Speaker 1: So you know, I have paused little and just be
Speaker 1: more specific about this wedding because you just kind of
Speaker 1: glossed over Hannah Burner. Okay, So we have this wedding
Speaker 1: that we're going to in the Hampton's whatever. It's Hannah
Speaker 1: Burner from Summer House, our friend. She's getting married to
Speaker 1: death Bishop. Another marriage. That's where the eighteen years apart.
Speaker 1: She was eight. Didn't we just look up his age? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's six, so seventeen maybe anyhow she's twenty. No, she's
Speaker 1: thirty right, maybe she has thirty at this point. So anyways,
Speaker 1: long story short, Uh, Me and Brandon both wait till
Speaker 1: the last second to get things for a wedding. Does
Speaker 1: sound like it? I mean you're leaving on Thursday. It's Tuesday. No.
Speaker 1: Some people get ready. Some people handle this ship three months.
Speaker 1: I can't stand people who pack for trips like two
Speaker 1: weeks in it. Man' My mom does that. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm all packed up, and I'm like, you're not leaving
Speaker 1: for three months? He goes. You just throw clothes in
Speaker 1: a bag. That's what I do. So no, I went
Speaker 1: to the sup place. They're like, yeah, you want to.
Speaker 1: I was like, they're like, when's the wedding. I go,
Speaker 1: I don't know, thirteen days. They're like, oh, you might
Speaker 1: want to try about three months. Man, I'm like, who
Speaker 1: the fuck? Also, I can't buy a suit off the
Speaker 1: shelf because of my fucking centaur body menator, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I am in my mento or sinner sent
Speaker 1: up on um, yeah, I'm going to a wedding or
Speaker 1: like a wedding reception on what are you? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I bought. I will tell you. Buying things on
Speaker 1: posh Mark or the real real which are you know,
Speaker 1: reusable or like you know, real stale clothing, they get
Speaker 1: it to you so much faster than any you know,
Speaker 1: retail shop. You these like I was saying the other day,
Speaker 1: these women that go to the post office that do
Speaker 1: eBay and stuff, they know how to fucking send a
Speaker 1: package right away. They want to get that money and
Speaker 1: so they are not getting the money until that shipped.
Speaker 1: And so I'm always nervous to buy from a third
Speaker 1: party because I feel like you're forever They know people
Speaker 1: who are selling their stuff online. It's the fastest I've
Speaker 1: ever had stuff in my life because they deal so
Speaker 1: much with like my mom has sold stuff on eBay,
Speaker 1: and just having people complain, like if anything is slightly wrong,
Speaker 1: like there's a piece of fuzz on it. They want
Speaker 1: any reason to people love complaining that. I know, it's
Speaker 1: just ridiculous to me, but so many consumers, I'm anyone
Speaker 1: who works in the consumer customer service knows how awful
Speaker 1: people are and how nitpicky, and they they focus on
Speaker 1: these things because they hate their lives and they just
Speaker 1: need to have control over something that they don't And
Speaker 1: so um, yeah, I mean so I ordered three dress
Speaker 1: four dresses off Posh mark. Um. One's forty six bucks,
Speaker 1: the other was forty one bucks. The one was like
Speaker 1: two because I'm going with Steep on that one because
Speaker 1: it's really nice. Um. And then I accidentally ordered another
Speaker 1: one too that was like but because I asked you where, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I are like, no, it was a different style.
Speaker 1: But I asked you what Brenna was wearing to the
Speaker 1: wedding because I was like, what do you even where
Speaker 1: the weddings? Like I don't know where and you said
Speaker 1: that she got a dress at Reformation. So then when
Speaker 1: I looked up that on Posh mark they're so expensive
Speaker 1: compared to other dresses, which is fine, but um, they
Speaker 1: are very cute, and so I got four. Are you
Speaker 1: going to decide the day of day before or do
Speaker 1: you try them all on? I'm going to start with
Speaker 1: the one I like best if it I'm not going
Speaker 1: to try them all on. If the one I like
Speaker 1: best is the first one, I'll just keep it. I'm
Speaker 1: not someone who likes trying on things, but I'll keep
Speaker 1: the other ones for other weddings I try to get
Speaker 1: out of. Yeah, I'm there, dumb poshmarker. I would check
Speaker 1: that is a guy stuff too, Yeah, dude, they have
Speaker 1: every real real Yeah, it has guys stuff. It's all
Speaker 1: like real reals designer. You know, I've never done it.
Speaker 1: And then three months later I'll be like, you're looking
Speaker 1: for a belt like instead of I don't buy anything
Speaker 1: retail anymore. It's just contributing to the trash of the world.
Speaker 1: Just get up cycled things. So many things are brand
Speaker 1: new and they're cool because they don't get they're not.
Speaker 1: You can't find them everywhere, and you feel really specially
Speaker 1: you put your sizes into posh marks, so everything you
Speaker 1: search is only coming up if it's your size. So
Speaker 1: have you ever got something and it looks like dogshit? Yes,
Speaker 1: but it's cheap and it's like I just you know,
Speaker 1: give it to my mind. Doesn't look like nothing ever
Speaker 1: is like bad quality. If anything, it's always better than
Speaker 1: that you think because these people know they don't want
Speaker 1: to deal with return. I mean, these are people that
Speaker 1: you know selling out of their homes, so they're just
Speaker 1: they're not gonna lie to you about stuff. But I did. Um.
Speaker 1: I have this guy in Vancouver who does this um
Speaker 1: vintage shop. I think it's like Van City Vintage or
Speaker 1: something like that. But he is always on the lookout
Speaker 1: for Taylor Swift and like Britney Spears and like pop
Speaker 1: star vintage stuff. He gave me that Taylor Swift shirt
Speaker 1: I wore on the podcast yesterday. Actually, that shirt goes
Speaker 1: for a thousand dollars on eBay and I paid I
Speaker 1: think a hundred something books for it. But yesterday he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: my friend because he's in connections. Yeah, yeah, right, it's
Speaker 1: a great deal. You said, you've never got a deal
Speaker 1: that's a deal. I was gonna say that yesterday, but
Speaker 1: I'm never going to resell it, you know, like I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it to be like, oh someday I'm gonna
Speaker 1: cash in like that is. I'm going to give it
Speaker 1: to my like niece. I was gonna say daughter, but
Speaker 1: that's that adn't happened anytime make something. Yeah, she's got
Speaker 1: to learn about capitalism, um somehow. So anyway of Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy wrote me yesterday being like, hey, check this out.
Speaker 1: It was a Britney Spears perfectly faded black tea that
Speaker 1: almost has like a crop to it, but oversized, like
Speaker 1: you know what what remakes of shirts are trying to
Speaker 1: be like when they try to recreate the vintage a
Speaker 1: thick like um collar like from two thousand. It's her
Speaker 1: on the steps with her hands in between her legs,
Speaker 1: like looking sad, like the classic pose and um. And
Speaker 1: I was like, am I going to have been a
Speaker 1: hundred forty five dollars for a fucking great shirt that
Speaker 1: has a couple of little bleached stains on the bottom
Speaker 1: but that maybe adds coolness to it? And I go,
Speaker 1: I don't know, and you go, I go see if
Speaker 1: your friend can give me a deal and I'll shot
Speaker 1: him out on my Instagram if he wants to knock off,
Speaker 1: like even ten bucks. I was like, trying to get
Speaker 1: a deal. I never get deals, and I'm like, what, well,
Speaker 1: because actually I can give back, like people should know about.
Speaker 1: I love buying. I love following vintage shops on Instagram
Speaker 1: with these vintage teeth because sometimes something comes up where
Speaker 1: you go, oh my god, that's the team I love,
Speaker 1: or that's the specific like you know, soul decision, like
Speaker 1: no one has a sole decision shirt. That's hilarious and
Speaker 1: so um think about making mom moved to nut asked
Speaker 1: the ten a machine because I like the way you
Speaker 1: make a move. Um, so he said it was so funny.
Speaker 1: The shirts goes, I'll ask yes his friend. He goes,
Speaker 1: he can do it for one fifty with shipping included,
Speaker 1: and I go, how did the price go up? What?
Speaker 1: I know he gave me a discount on shipping, but
Speaker 1: somehow it went up, and for some reason, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I want to do it. I got if you know
Speaker 1: what it is honestly to me and my stupid brain
Speaker 1: sounds more than one fifty. Too many numbers. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: more numbers. There's more numbers of syllables. That's why people
Speaker 1: Walgreen's prices, things like because fifteen dollars seems more so
Speaker 1: much would be the opposite. But still, um um, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. Yeah, I get it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it seems stupid. Don't spend you don't spend a
Speaker 1: lot like you spend money on clothes. Starbucks Starbucks if
Speaker 1: I added up, but I just want to Starbucks by
Speaker 1: the way from a second coffee. And she goes, didn't
Speaker 1: I already make the string today? And I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: in front of everyone, very loud, to go I have
Speaker 1: a problem. And she goes, it's okay, it's okay girl,
Speaker 1: And I was like, it's not a Venti latte. No
Speaker 1: one needs two of those within three hours except old
Speaker 1: glaze dog. Well, look, she ain't gonna your drug dealer
Speaker 1: ain't gonna stop, you know, Oh, caffeine is not one.
Speaker 1: Is not a drug. Went. I went to Jay Crew
Speaker 1: because they have suits ready, none of them fit me.
Speaker 1: Your boys too thick, too thick for Jake Crew. You
Speaker 1: are you know? I just did that rental site that
Speaker 1: the best recommended and they were asking about body shape.
Speaker 1: So are you a pair? Are you an apple? Are
Speaker 1: you an inverted triangle? Are you a square? Are you
Speaker 1: an hour glasses? Like? What girl doesn't want to be
Speaker 1: an hour glass out of all of those? Yeah, and like,
Speaker 1: but you were of inverted triangle but tiny hips, wide shoulders. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so nothing fits me? And then I don't know I
Speaker 1: have this like you know how I'm a little obsessed
Speaker 1: with Ray Donovan how he dresses. Yes, the guy that
Speaker 1: you look like, yeah, Ray Donovan, or just live actually
Speaker 1: his character? Okay, his character. That makes sense. A watch
Speaker 1: that I am obsessed with, but I won't convince myself
Speaker 1: to buy unless I have make more money to where
Speaker 1: because I've already done this before where I spend money
Speaker 1: on a watch and the watch was the only investment
Speaker 1: that you made that was good. Yeah, that's true. How
Speaker 1: much is this? Okay, it's not that bad, but thank
Speaker 1: you for going high. It's an Omega Professional C Master
Speaker 1: three D. It's not a Rolex, it looks like a Rolex.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just a perfect watch for me. Why
Speaker 1: you want it to break? Yeah, let's go to break
Speaker 1: and find out why Andrew wants a watch when he
Speaker 1: has an iPhone. I do want to know. I know
Speaker 1: they're like jewelry for men. Maybe that's it. It's a
Speaker 1: status symbol. But you already have like a hot girlfriend,
Speaker 1: Like what what propels men to keep trying after they
Speaker 1: already have the hottest girl friends that anyone could ever have.
Speaker 1: Let's find out after this quick break, we're back. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well why the watch? Okay? So this watch I love.
Speaker 1: It's an Omega as well, the one that you're wearing
Speaker 1: one I'm wearing. It's Omega Constellation. It's from nWo is
Speaker 1: my grandpa Marvin's watch. Got it given to me by
Speaker 1: my aunt Nancy. She kept the nicer one, the nicer
Speaker 1: four deserves that, I mean it was her dad. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Who was counting? She is? And I am quick slow
Speaker 1: turtle rabbit. Wait what was that? What was the word
Speaker 1: that you didn't finish? Triangle? So accomplished? Okay, so so
Speaker 1: so they she gave me this. It was very nice. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it was very nice to get this. I was extremely excited.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to watch because I feel like a watch,
Speaker 1: like a simple watch like this, any outfit you wear,
Speaker 1: it kind of elevates it. Yeah, it elevates it a
Speaker 1: little without trying too hard. That's a common thing for
Speaker 1: women as well. Like you can wear like sweats and
Speaker 1: like an oversized T shirt like a Britney Spears, like
Speaker 1: vinted T shirt, and then you wear a nice sandal
Speaker 1: or like a nice shoe, a heel, or you wear
Speaker 1: like like layered dwelry or jewelry and it dresses it up.
Speaker 1: And so I get that. Okay, this watch although it's
Speaker 1: these socks, where where do you get those? That's a statement. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's wearing gray socks that's say Calvin Klein and black
Speaker 1: all over them, like it's he's a little label boy.
Speaker 1: No one labels Calvin Clin kinds of It's not I
Speaker 1: wear Calvin Klein underwear. No one wears. No one knows
Speaker 1: Calvin Clin socks. I didn't know it was written all over.
Speaker 1: I just bought dress socks for like fourteen bucks on Amazon,
Speaker 1: and I see why they're fourteen bucks. They're they're wearing
Speaker 1: these shoes. These shoes are nice. Are those slippers? But
Speaker 1: I'm wearing them just to grind out the bottom. I
Speaker 1: was worried about my shoes for the wedding because I
Speaker 1: want to be able to all I want to do
Speaker 1: is dance because Emma, my boyfriend's brothers wife, they got married,
Speaker 1: uh two years ago I think, but it was during
Speaker 1: COVID and they had a reception and not not a
Speaker 1: lot of people could come. So they're throwing a second one.
Speaker 1: It's going to be just a reception. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: going to this weekend. She wrote me and was like,
Speaker 1: we they have a really good wedding band like that.
Speaker 1: They performed at the last one and they said it
Speaker 1: was just like insane how good they were. And she
Speaker 1: was like, I told them, um, I have I put
Speaker 1: in a couple of requests that I think you're going
Speaker 1: to be excited about. And I was like, yes, girls,
Speaker 1: So I want to dance to some Taylor Swift so bad.
Speaker 1: And so I was buying shoes with that in mind.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to dancing too at this wedding. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I don't dance ever anymore. And I fun
Speaker 1: So back to the watch to the watch great watch.
Speaker 1: It constantly breaks down, so it's essentially a bracelet, like
Speaker 1: right now the second isn't working. It to look for
Speaker 1: the time when it does work, or do you look phone?
Speaker 1: So it doesn't really to work. But it's like you
Speaker 1: calling out my Calvin Klein. Someone sometime will go, dude,
Speaker 1: your watch. It's a work in case someone calls you
Speaker 1: out for it, which never happens except for once maybe
Speaker 1: every four months. So anyways, so that's another reason why
Speaker 1: I want a more functional watch. So you have an
Speaker 1: excuse for why you're wearing it, yes, and so I'm
Speaker 1: kind of have a weird obsession with wanting it, but
Speaker 1: I know I don't. I think I deserve it. I
Speaker 1: just don't want to spend that much money on it. Also,
Speaker 1: I found one on Facebook on Marketplace for three thousand,
Speaker 1: which is still check out Real Real. They have tons
Speaker 1: of watches roll X Central and oh yeah, Real Real
Speaker 1: is roll X I mean Real Real. You go in there,
Speaker 1: there's things for sale, they do furniture, it's all designer
Speaker 1: and then that goes down to like, you know, twenty
Speaker 1: dollars for an Alexander wearing T shirt that was probably
Speaker 1: like eighty eight dollars to begin with. So like, you
Speaker 1: get awesome deals on there, but they do have luxury
Speaker 1: items that are like who the fuck, Well, there's a
Speaker 1: guy in say Lewis who has the exact watch I want,
Speaker 1: but it's from two thousand eighteen, but it's the same models,
Speaker 1: and he wants like thirty eight hundred, so that would
Speaker 1: be a difference in bucks. That's definitely and used as
Speaker 1: cooler than new, so much cooler. Yeah, he has the
Speaker 1: box and everything. He is here not not don't ever
Speaker 1: buy anything new if you can get it like new cheaper.
Speaker 1: Just it is funny. Have you ever shot for something
Speaker 1: that nice? Though? Because because I gus, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to buy it, Like I knew what I wanted to
Speaker 1: buy it, but I didn't think I was gonna buy.
Speaker 1: Like they try to convince you and uh, and then
Speaker 1: you have on and so you try to like finagle
Speaker 1: in a way like it have the money, but also
Speaker 1: is there a payment plan? But also I don't need
Speaker 1: the payment plan. I could walk out of here right
Speaker 1: like you want, because you don't want them to judge
Speaker 1: you either, even though like it doesn't matter. Payment plans
Speaker 1: are helpful for people even if you do have the money.
Speaker 1: So there's a twelve month payment plan, so it would
Speaker 1: be like five a month, but that's every month. I'd
Speaker 1: be like the watch would depreciate in what I care
Speaker 1: about it and then i'd be keeping money. That's tough.
Speaker 1: Is that a purchase that you talked to Brenna about
Speaker 1: or is it like no, No, I wouldn't, but she'll
Speaker 1: see it eventually and go how much was that a lie? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, even there is some like
Speaker 1: sometimes when like I have friends that um complain about
Speaker 1: money or something and they buy something and I go, well,
Speaker 1: you're never allowed to complain it. We're going to any
Speaker 1: restaurant I want from now on, even though I will
Speaker 1: always pick up the bill. But like, you don't get
Speaker 1: to complain about things. If you're buying this thing that
Speaker 1: is so truly worthless, you don't get to complain about
Speaker 1: like my insurance is this a month? Like? No? So
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of that where you don't get away.
Speaker 1: But you know, I have things like that in my
Speaker 1: life too, where I'm complete hypocrite, um because I I
Speaker 1: have this thing. I don't know if anyone relates. I
Speaker 1: think probably everyone does, actually where I don't. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think you might will, I think you may actually might not,
Speaker 1: But I don't know what this is. I am, um
Speaker 1: pretty generous when it comes to money generally, and as
Speaker 1: with myself with others. There are times, though, if you
Speaker 1: catch me on like a bad day, where I feel
Speaker 1: again we're going back to customer service, feeling out of control,
Speaker 1: having things in my life that are unmanageable, like I'm
Speaker 1: stressed out, where I will focus on my money. I'll
Speaker 1: go to my money and go caught. This runs the
Speaker 1: wrong way. Stuff haven't even worn it, and I'm just
Speaker 1: like spending three a month on this, like I'm so worthless.
Speaker 1: Like all of a sudden, I start picking at the
Speaker 1: like minors things where I'm like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: I just ordered the wrong Starbucks thing that's three dollars extra,
Speaker 1: like little charges, dude, little ones that I'm just like,
Speaker 1: what is going on here? Because I just bought dollar
Speaker 1: guitar last week on a whim that I'm never gonna play.
Speaker 1: There's sometimes where I'm just crazy see with money, and
Speaker 1: other times where fifteen cents extra, I start getting so
Speaker 1: scared and I start like writing my businessmans were like
Speaker 1: I need to know how much I'm spending a month
Speaker 1: on this? How didn't like and nothing's changed. It's not
Speaker 1: like I lost a job. It's not like I suddenly
Speaker 1: learned something financially. It's just it's so interesting when you
Speaker 1: examine what is causing this. Like I saw this awesome
Speaker 1: thing on Instagram yesterday that it was this black woman.
Speaker 1: And I say that because it's pertinent to the story
Speaker 1: where she was talking about. Um. It was on one
Speaker 1: of those like feel good Instagram reposts from TikTok. It
Speaker 1: was this black woman that was talking about how she
Speaker 1: talks to her daughter about anger when her daughter has
Speaker 1: like a fit or something, and what she says, because
Speaker 1: she she grew up a black woman, that was like
Speaker 1: when she would get angry, it was like, no, put
Speaker 1: on a happy face. Don't do that, you know, shaming
Speaker 1: about anger. And then as she grows older, very scared
Speaker 1: of being the angry black woman having any attitude. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just so much exponentially more fraught for black women
Speaker 1: than and white women. But now there's the care and
Speaker 1: thing you don't want to be a Karen. Anger is
Speaker 1: just whether your boy or girl scary to deal with.
Speaker 1: But I sent it to my sister and I also
Speaker 1: posted on my Instagram and I said that I want
Speaker 1: to use this method on myself because what she does
Speaker 1: when her daughter is having a fit is she gets
Speaker 1: on her level and she goes, and I don't do
Speaker 1: that baby talk. I talked to her like a person,
Speaker 1: and I say, what is your anger? Trying to tell
Speaker 1: you right now? What is this? What is what is?
Speaker 1: Because there's something, there's a siren going off. It's not
Speaker 1: about the spilled juice. It's not about you're spending fifteen
Speaker 1: extra on a subscription service that you don't use and
Speaker 1: now you're beating yourself. What is it? And um, it's
Speaker 1: very interesting like that. She said that, and I shared
Speaker 1: it with my sister. I loved it. Um, and so
Speaker 1: I think now I just try to win stuff when
Speaker 1: I start going to the places that I genuinely generally
Speaker 1: go to, my weight, my um, the color of my
Speaker 1: skin honestly, like trying to tan myself like I can
Speaker 1: if I'm pale on a day where I'm feeling instag
Speaker 1: here in other ways, I will focus on that and
Speaker 1: be obsessed with it and be like, you're disgusting, like
Speaker 1: I just um, and so I just tried now to
Speaker 1: catch it. But then I also heard and this might
Speaker 1: help people too. I've been listening to. I've been really
Speaker 1: interested in binge eating disorder because obviously I have struggled
Speaker 1: with that in the past, I've been believe it, I've
Speaker 1: been um all those you know, I'd start myself and
Speaker 1: then I would banjah blah blah blah. So it's been
Speaker 1: two years since i've like binged, but I still feel
Speaker 1: a little bit out of control with food at times
Speaker 1: and um, and I've also been I have a girl
Speaker 1: that I've met through eating disorder recovery stuff, who she
Speaker 1: struggles with binging. She listened to the show. She's a bustie,
Speaker 1: like she she found me through recovery, but she didn't
Speaker 1: know that who I was or anything. I'm anonymous in
Speaker 1: those situations. And we started talking talking like a while before.
Speaker 1: I was like before we talked about like our personal lives,
Speaker 1: what we do. And I think one day she was
Speaker 1: talking about something and I go, actually, I did a
Speaker 1: podcast day. I think when I talked about will actually
Speaker 1: help you. She's like, wait, what you did a podcast?
Speaker 1: Like what do you do? So now we've become friends.
Speaker 1: She's a big bustie. Every time she writes me now
Speaker 1: about stuff, she'll be like I know this is or
Speaker 1: she's like I know and ham drip, like it's really cute. Um,
Speaker 1: And she told me that I could talk about her
Speaker 1: on the show. So I want to just give a
Speaker 1: shout out to my friend Amy, But she um, I've
Speaker 1: been trying to She shares with me about her binging
Speaker 1: and things like that and how out of control it feels,
Speaker 1: and I just don't relate to that as much. So
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a good friend and learn more
Speaker 1: about it. And also for myself, I feel a little
Speaker 1: lot of control sometimes. So I've been listening to this
Speaker 1: podcast on YouTube called brain over Binge, and I love
Speaker 1: this approach to treating your any It's pretty much the
Speaker 1: approach that I use for alcohol, cigarettes, all the things
Speaker 1: I've quit in my life because for beinge disorder or
Speaker 1: kind of eating disorders, do you always go, what's really
Speaker 1: going on? It's your childhood trauma. It's because you have love,
Speaker 1: self esteem. It's always like, it's not about the food.
Speaker 1: It's about you're broken inside and you've got to fix
Speaker 1: that stuff before the binging will stop. But the truth is,
Speaker 1: much like cigarette companies, much like alcohol, uh you know, companies,
Speaker 1: they gain from making it seem like the thing that
Speaker 1: you're doing is hard to quit. If the story is
Speaker 1: cigarettes are hard to quit, then you won't quit because
Speaker 1: we all want to feel like it's not our fault
Speaker 1: that we keep doing this thing. And if you give
Speaker 1: them a reason to go, I can't quit smoking. It's
Speaker 1: hard to quit. So if you don't know William more
Speaker 1: like tobacco companies spread the propaganda of cigarette smoking is
Speaker 1: hard to quit, it's it's such a hard addiction when
Speaker 1: really it is a very very like small withdrawals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so you would think that that's not them spreading that,
Speaker 1: but it is because it's actually very easy to quit.
Speaker 1: Same without alcohol, the withdraw symptoms are definitely more severe.
Speaker 1: You can literally die from alcohol withdraw symptoms. But again,
Speaker 1: the perpetuation of like there's something wrong, this is the
Speaker 1: only thing you can turn to your alcoholic there's you
Speaker 1: have a disease. This is terrible. So this podcast I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with because I've never heard this approach with eating
Speaker 1: disorder stuff, and I just want to share because I
Speaker 1: know a lot of besties have this um is that
Speaker 1: they say on this thing. This girl just went through
Speaker 1: she used to be binge bener beliemic and she does
Speaker 1: this podcast with another woman named Cookie ironically, so that
Speaker 1: she keeps going. So you don't need to reach for
Speaker 1: the bag of cookies, cookies, what do you cookie? What
Speaker 1: do you think about that? Like, it's just so funny.
Speaker 1: But this podcast is awesome because I'm only on episode
Speaker 1: four because I'm really trying to take my time and
Speaker 1: learn it. That's really good. Um So what she's saying
Speaker 1: in it that I can glean from it is awesome.
Speaker 1: And I want to like siminate this to the masses
Speaker 1: because I think it's so important. Is that whenever I
Speaker 1: over eat, or whenever I starved myself, or whenever I
Speaker 1: would be beliemic back in the day, there was something
Speaker 1: where I knew it was not about the food, not
Speaker 1: about throwing up. It was something deeper childhood trauma, low
Speaker 1: self esteem, whatever the story is, which is all true,
Speaker 1: by the way, that is true. But the why you binge,
Speaker 1: why you purge, is really because your lower brain, which
Speaker 1: is like your animal brain that I talked about on stage,
Speaker 1: the one that's like get everything pregnant, like your brain
Speaker 1: that is operating like a caveman, is deprived of food,
Speaker 1: probably because you've been starving all day because you feel
Speaker 1: like you're susceptible to diet culture, so you're restricting. So
Speaker 1: that brain is going next time you fucking get around food,
Speaker 1: eat the funk out of it, because we don't know
Speaker 1: what when you're gonna have food next, So that that
Speaker 1: little voice is saying that, and also that voice, and
Speaker 1: then your higher brain, which knows better, knows that there's
Speaker 1: tons of food to be had. You don't need to
Speaker 1: eat all of this right now. Your higher brain takes
Speaker 1: that queue and makes it into a story of but
Speaker 1: I have trauma, I have a disease, I'm weak. Um,
Speaker 1: this is very hard. And I honestly think that eating
Speaker 1: disorder centers, although they do great work, and I do
Speaker 1: think most of the people that work for them are
Speaker 1: trying to get people better. I think it is a
Speaker 1: money maker. If you don't get people better, they keep
Speaker 1: coming back if you keep them sick, and so I
Speaker 1: think making it like you need to have treatment as
Speaker 1: opposed to really, this woman used to binge and perch
Speaker 1: every single day of her life, multiple times. Horrible blimia,
Speaker 1: which can kill you like that. I mean it killed
Speaker 1: Amy Winehouse. People don't know that. People think she died
Speaker 1: of drugs. It was bulimia. Um. It really is about
Speaker 1: just hearing that little caveman voice of that is the
Speaker 1: same one that goes fun that girl, like that girl's tips,
Speaker 1: like suck on her tits like like you would if
Speaker 1: you were a caveman, you would just go funck that girl.
Speaker 1: It's taking that voice and going shut the funk up,
Speaker 1: like I know, you're just a dumb monkey my monkey
Speaker 1: brain talking and it's literally just going. And so now
Speaker 1: when I have the voice last time, like I've been recently,
Speaker 1: like waking up in the middle of night and like
Speaker 1: just needing to eat because it's like I'm probably thirsty,
Speaker 1: and so a lot of times you're hunger is thirst
Speaker 1: and I also just have been anxious more so I
Speaker 1: get up in the the middle of night and I'm not
Speaker 1: binging seventeen protein bars like back in the day, but
Speaker 1: I'll have to and I'll eat them at the kitchen table.
Speaker 1: I'll you know. But I'm sliding back into this like behavior.
Speaker 1: So that's why I think I'm being vigilant about it.
Speaker 1: But what I learned is that that voice that goes,
Speaker 1: you need to have this food. You're struggling, this is
Speaker 1: your comfort. You have a disease, you are believing you
Speaker 1: are antarexic, you're eating sort of is really me making
Speaker 1: excuses so I get to do this thing that I
Speaker 1: want to do that really isn't what I want to do,
Speaker 1: because if I wanted to do it, she says at
Speaker 1: one point, if you talk binging and purging or starving yourself,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, if you wanted to do it, why
Speaker 1: are you listening to this podcast. It's it's literally ruining
Speaker 1: your life. So you don't listen to a eighteen series
Speaker 1: podcast about quitting something if there's any reason to keep
Speaker 1: that in your life. They're just that's so I last
Speaker 1: night for the first time, like it didn't even occur
Speaker 1: to me to do I woke up in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night and I I, without question always just
Speaker 1: go and grab two protein bars and I eat. I'm
Speaker 1: at my table. This time, I was just like, I
Speaker 1: answered that voice in my head the way I compare
Speaker 1: it to when I'm with Arlow or something and he
Speaker 1: wants to like hold a knife or something something that
Speaker 1: I would never let him play with a knife, Like,
Speaker 1: let's compare it to that, Like it's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I know you want it so bad and you're gonna cry,
Speaker 1: and out of context you're crying. People would be like
Speaker 1: give that boy what he needs. He's on the floor,
Speaker 1: throat like, throwing himself around. I mean it sounds like
Speaker 1: he needs sustenance. But I know no, he wants a knife.
Speaker 1: That's insane. He's not getting it. That's your voice telling
Speaker 1: you to drink, to binge, to do these behaviors. It's
Speaker 1: literally a dumb little child that wants to play with
Speaker 1: a knife, where you are a babysitter and you go, no,
Speaker 1: it's I'm not even gonna entertain it. I'm going to
Speaker 1: ignore this. Like I might go, oh, that's cute, like,
Speaker 1: but I'm putting it up on the shelf. It's not.
Speaker 1: There's not even like because I think when you have
Speaker 1: that voice of like should I drink tonight? Should I
Speaker 1: do whatever? Be? Should I cut myself? Whatever it is
Speaker 1: you're struggling with, there's a negotiation that happens where you go, no,
Speaker 1: I can't, but I really want to. I can't. No,
Speaker 1: don't do it. It doesn't need to be that. It
Speaker 1: literally can be no. It's as as much of a
Speaker 1: dismiss you wouldn't consider giving a child a knife, like
Speaker 1: let me hear him out. You can dismiss that voice
Speaker 1: as much as a child begging for a knife. So
Speaker 1: every time I hear Nikki eat more when I know
Speaker 1: that I don't need to, I'm now going to just
Speaker 1: say it's a child asking for ice cream when he
Speaker 1: hasn't eaten anything nutritious in days. There's no way exactly
Speaker 1: what my mindset was with the watch, driving to the mall,
Speaker 1: thinking about the watch, wanting it, needing it. Think it's
Speaker 1: gonna filling. No, I can't, Yes, I can't. That struggle.
Speaker 1: It feels like an accomplishment when you go, when you
Speaker 1: choose either way, and sometimes you're going to choose the
Speaker 1: wrong way, and it's still gonna feel like an accomplishment,
Speaker 1: which it doesn't need to. You can just you know
Speaker 1: a little thing I did to help, because I'll do
Speaker 1: that too. I'll like float to the refrigerator in the
Speaker 1: middle of night and I don't even know how I'm
Speaker 1: in there, and I'm just all of a sudden eating
Speaker 1: ham naked well with a shirt on. But um, I'd
Speaker 1: take yetti, like a giant yetti, and I fill it
Speaker 1: with like a quarter o J mango and a water
Speaker 1: and just have a giant fucking yetti right next to
Speaker 1: my bed. So water is so cruise or some kind
Speaker 1: of I'm telling you, I haven't done it a lot
Speaker 1: of it, Like you said, it's thirst, So I did,
Speaker 1: and it's big enough for I could chug it like
Speaker 1: fifteen times, So I'm getting that, like I am getting
Speaker 1: that feeling of like quench which I get from food,
Speaker 1: which would feel the same feeling. But it's obviously afterwards
Speaker 1: after you chug water and you just wait and you
Speaker 1: just go back to bed. For give yourself. Listen to
Speaker 1: one song, listen, read one page of a book, and
Speaker 1: if you still want to eat after that, go eat.
Speaker 1: Let yourself eat. But the truth is is that you're
Speaker 1: probably dehydrated. And also when I used to bene, I
Speaker 1: had a um woman that was helping me with my
Speaker 1: problems of night binging. And she one night, you know,
Speaker 1: when I had to start not binging at night, which
Speaker 1: was like the I couldn't imagine not binging it, like
Speaker 1: it just was the thing I've done every day for
Speaker 1: the last few year is of my life. So it's like,
Speaker 1: what the luck I'm going to sleep through the night.
Speaker 1: It's just not it's not even gonna happen. And I
Speaker 1: was crying about it, and she goes when you wake
Speaker 1: up in the moment and you start struggling. Just remember,
Speaker 1: no one's ever died of starvation if they waited till breakfast.
Speaker 1: It really is not an urgent thing. You're not going
Speaker 1: to die. The feelings are not going to kill. No
Speaker 1: one's ever died of feelings. And that somehow resonates with
Speaker 1: me too. I say sometimes to myself in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, you do not need to eat right now.
Speaker 1: You're not running a marathon, you are not actually starving.
Speaker 1: You ate all day. Now, It's different if you're not
Speaker 1: eating all day that that is the source of your binging.
Speaker 1: If you are restricting during the day, you will binge.
Speaker 1: There's just no there. It will happen. So that's the
Speaker 1: first thing you got to fix. But I just found
Speaker 1: it very comforting to hear approach to eating disorders that
Speaker 1: is just as simple as how I've approached quitting drinking
Speaker 1: and cigarettes, which is like you're lying to yourself acting
Speaker 1: like this is hard. It's not that hard, you can
Speaker 1: do it. I think to your point, like the indulging
Speaker 1: obviously feels so fucking good, and then the fighting doesn't.
Speaker 1: The last of your feel terrible. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I mean you missed the fighting, Like you missed that argument.
Speaker 1: You'll get in a fight with your girlfriend or I'm
Speaker 1: not saying to do it. I'm just saying like, that's
Speaker 1: like that fighting feels like the indulgent. It's the same
Speaker 1: kind of get off on that part of the drug.
Speaker 1: But don't engage the little child. And that's wanting the
Speaker 1: knife in your head because that all those things it's
Speaker 1: is dumb. It's it's dumb of a need as a
Speaker 1: child being like I want to play with that knife.
Speaker 1: You would never give a baby a knife. So don't
Speaker 1: give yourself those that monkey brain that's going me, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get food for a while. You know better,
Speaker 1: your smart brain will know. So the podcast I want
Speaker 1: to turn you to is Brain over Binge, Brain Brain
Speaker 1: over Binging, and it's just really helps me. And I
Speaker 1: just want to like let her because everyone deals with
Speaker 1: eating issues. I know there's maybe one person that's like,
Speaker 1: this doesn't relate to anything in my life. I guarantee
Speaker 1: you you send it to your mom, she probably relates.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the news. Oh man, it's Tuesday, folks.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Tuesday. I hope
Speaker 1: you're having all the swells. If you're driving somewhere going
Speaker 1: to buy something that you don't need, or you're going
Speaker 1: to eat something you don't want, stop right there and
Speaker 1: tell your child brain to go fund itself and give
Speaker 1: it a knife. Eat. Eat during the day, three meals
Speaker 1: a day, eve when you're hungry, but you know, you
Speaker 1: know better when you you're overdoing it. Half dessert if
Speaker 1: you want treat yourself, but you know when you're eating
Speaker 1: on top when it's going to make you sick. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Um, you having fun with Marian
Speaker 1: over there, but give your kid a knife. Yeah, give
Speaker 1: your kid a knife. Noah, Noah. Back to you now
Speaker 1: over there in the studio and in headquarters over there.
Speaker 1: Nicky and Andrew will not be on tour this weekend.
Speaker 1: They'll both be at weddings. But the following weekend on Friday,
Speaker 1: you guys will be at the Wilbur in Boston. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, two shows that the Wilbur shows everyone, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then uh fox Woods Resort Casino in Connecticut on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Very excited about the Foxwood show that one and I
Speaker 1: believe is sold out. There might be single really, you know,
Speaker 1: as always single tickets if you want to go alone
Speaker 1: to a show. Um, if you buy a single ticket
Speaker 1: and you write me me my account Nicki Glazer, not
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer. Pot. If you're write going alone in all caps,
Speaker 1: your name and the show you're going to, no other information.
Speaker 1: I know you're grateful. You don't need to write thank
Speaker 1: you and all this stuff. The best way for me
Speaker 1: to see it is to make sure the first part
Speaker 1: says going alone in all caps, otherwise I might miss it.
Speaker 1: And then if I heard it, that means you your
Speaker 1: name will be at the box office and you will
Speaker 1: be good to go for a meet and greet, which
Speaker 1: always proceeds the show. Um, and yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1: What's the first news headline? Noah, first news line is crazy.
Speaker 1: A woman who was pronounced dead opened her eyes and
Speaker 1: pushed the coffin door in the middle of my own funeral.
Speaker 1: No wait, where this was in Peru? It's always and
Speaker 1: I knew it was going to be somewhere. I mean,
Speaker 1: she had to go through so much, she had to
Speaker 1: be dead, Like, you don't get in the coffin for
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Okay? The mourners carrying her cough
Speaker 1: and heard a strange knocking sound from inside. The woman
Speaker 1: was actually alive and found to be gasping for air
Speaker 1: when the coffin was placed on the ground after she
Speaker 1: observed created. Yeah, she was cremated, and then two hours
Speaker 1: after she's still yelling my legs and yeah, wait can
Speaker 1: we go? How long did very ash man? You're all ashes?
Speaker 1: I had a joke about something and not being funny
Speaker 1: out of roast going. I wanted to only cremate my ears.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, anyhow, go ahead. So after her, you know,
Speaker 1: she observed everyone at the funeral, The family took her
Speaker 1: to the hospital, where they had difficulty finding signs of life,
Speaker 1: putting her on life support until she died a couple
Speaker 1: of hours later. She is this, yeah, we need to Henry.
Speaker 1: The family essentially had to say goodbye twice, and some
Speaker 1: of the family members believe a coma may have been
Speaker 1: improperly diagnosed as death because she was in a bad
Speaker 1: car accident, and apparently this happens to several people last year. Yea,
Speaker 1: a man pronounced dead after being hit by a motorcycle
Speaker 1: woke up in a morgue freezer. A seventies six year
Speaker 1: old woman who is pronounced dead following a COVID nineteen diagnosis,
Speaker 1: woke up right before her cremation. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll just check the pulse. Let's this is a lesson
Speaker 1: to us, all um. Can I say though, that I've
Speaker 1: been getting besties writing me about Tyler Henry or maybe
Speaker 1: just people that don't don't even listen to the pod,
Speaker 1: and they are also being converted to believing there's an
Speaker 1: afterlife because of this fucking Nutflix show. It's so wild
Speaker 1: that everything else that has been trying your whole life
Speaker 1: to get you to believe in an after if, all
Speaker 1: the religion, all the propaganda, none of that works. One
Speaker 1: Netflix series where you watch this guy where you're like,
Speaker 1: this kid doesn't want to be famous. He's not doing
Speaker 1: this to trick anyone. He's just a sweet gay kid.
Speaker 1: You go, this is too uncanny. I watched him on
Speaker 1: a Matt Lower interview on the Today Show before Matt
Speaker 1: Lower was canceled. He didn't see that coming, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you that, but it was. It must have been the
Speaker 1: week before because Matt Lower. This is still in the
Speaker 1: Today Show page. Watch that interview, you guys. I cried
Speaker 1: because Matt Lower is a skeptic of course, and he's
Speaker 1: going into this interview with him and he starts talking
Speaker 1: about his father being proud of him and like little
Speaker 1: things that he just only would know about his dad,
Speaker 1: and you just see him his journalistic like you know,
Speaker 1: wall just crumbling. And also there's one with Hoda and
Speaker 1: one with Jenna Bush. Hoda sobs in such a sweet
Speaker 1: way and she and it catches them off guard. They
Speaker 1: just don't That's what makes me a believe he is that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just don't know, because you know, if it be
Speaker 1: a skeptic too, and it's like a like a hypnotist.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are skeptics. You can say whatever
Speaker 1: you want. There are people that definitely are more suggestible
Speaker 1: for hypnosis. Hypnesn't admit that. I don't want to do
Speaker 1: that because I'm so scared, but I would at this
Speaker 1: point on Friday, I'm doing a hypnosis session on Friday
Speaker 1: for just a self self improvement. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: would totally do that because that's not going to be
Speaker 1: like pretend like you're ironing you know something, And I
Speaker 1: don't know why I'm picturing ironing something because I was
Speaker 1: Actually there was a joke about that and someone specially
Speaker 1: that I once saw this. This is when I realized hypnois.
Speaker 1: I always thought hypnotis for real, but I'd heard people
Speaker 1: go they're not real. I, as a junior, went to
Speaker 1: a senior after prom party because I was no my
Speaker 1: friend Taylor in high school. I went to the senior
Speaker 1: after prom party. There was a girl that was They
Speaker 1: had a hypnotist coump in front of the entire ass
Speaker 1: at like two in the morning. The hypnotists brought all
Speaker 1: these students to the front hypnotized them. At one point
Speaker 1: he told them that their chair was on fire. Everyone
Speaker 1: started running around after the chair was not on fire.
Speaker 1: A girl had clearly paid her pants out of fear,
Speaker 1: and she hypnotized, took off her sweatshirt and tied it
Speaker 1: around her waist because she was so embarrassed even in
Speaker 1: the hypnotis. So you can't tell me that it's not
Speaker 1: real or those people aren't believing it. If you, no
Speaker 1: one would. This girl did not want to pee her pants,
Speaker 1: and that's when I knew that's how you put out
Speaker 1: the fire. It's pretty smart. Um the dead person know
Speaker 1: how insane is it that she became alive? The family
Speaker 1: must have lost their mind and then she's dead right
Speaker 1: away and then she goes no no, no no, like
Speaker 1: not God is scary. I mean she must have been
Speaker 1: dead for a few days. You in Peru, they might
Speaker 1: be doing it like there might not be a morgue,
Speaker 1: might be like a village. I'm not trying to pretend
Speaker 1: like Peru is, like I know, Peru is a very
Speaker 1: like metropolitan city, but it could be like it could
Speaker 1: be some kind of like within a type of church
Speaker 1: where they don't involve the singamore, where they just do
Speaker 1: it in house. You know that these can be stories
Speaker 1: like that. I mean even in America that happens where
Speaker 1: I'm sure like, uh, you know they have. There's this
Speaker 1: one great clip unread it all the time where these
Speaker 1: kids in probably South America, um one of their friends
Speaker 1: who's a soccer star died and they want to have
Speaker 1: one last game with them. So they kick the like
Speaker 1: they have a goal set up, and they bring out
Speaker 1: the coffin and they kick it and the ricochets off
Speaker 1: the coffin into the net and they all cheer and
Speaker 1: hug the coffin. It's so sweet and stupid. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I wish they made him scoring his own goal. You know.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't know that. Like a lot of soccer players,
Speaker 1: they'll score in their own goal and then still get murdered. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This Columbia guys scored on his own goal during the
Speaker 1: world that's why. That's how that kid died. They were like,
Speaker 1: we wanted him to have one last one. That isn't
Speaker 1: that one? So let's have no what do we have
Speaker 1: time for one more story before we get a break? Sure, okay,
Speaker 1: this is a sweet one. A newly adopted puppy takes
Speaker 1: its first walk with his new family and digs up
Speaker 1: a treasure worth nearly eight thousand dollars in a park
Speaker 1: in England. Whoa. Much to everyone's surprised, the dog, whose
Speaker 1: name is Ali dug up would appear to be fifteen
Speaker 1: sovereign coins, meeting pieces of gold that could date back
Speaker 1: as far as nine This in that story from yesterday.
Speaker 1: Wait what was the story? Oh yeah, the head, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the bust. Yeah. Um, A little puppy found good dog.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, this is why you should adopt, not shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want to become maybe if you can find
Speaker 1: a bitcoin. I wonder why the dog was attracted to
Speaker 1: that scent of the coins. I think I think it's
Speaker 1: the breed. So the breed is Legato room Magnolo. Oh
Speaker 1: so the yes stands for gold digger. Dude, have you
Speaker 1: ever metal detected? It's kind of it's Oh, I leased
Speaker 1: to love it as a kid. It's so rewarding. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like going to goodwill. You're finding like treasures like
Speaker 1: people who it's gambling a little bit. People can addicted
Speaker 1: to it. You know, it's fun. This was in Alaska.
Speaker 1: That's like a humble I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: Alaska does not make me feel like you're bragging. All right,
Speaker 1: Well you did take a cruise there old gold panning.
Speaker 1: It's really fun, is that where you take those little
Speaker 1: like get yeah, oh a pan and you sit down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a fun time. You never find gold, it's
Speaker 1: already been they've been doing in a way. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't I think if I've ever found anything valuable. Oh.
Speaker 1: Today I was walking the dog and Marian is insane.
Speaker 1: If you didn't know, last year in July she got
Speaker 1: attacked by a German shepherd or my parents neighborhood dog
Speaker 1: and was ripped and she was literally bisected like it was.
Speaker 1: I can't believe she lived. Actually, a besties friend who
Speaker 1: we met at the show this weekend said, my friend
Speaker 1: was the woman who did the operation, Like was the
Speaker 1: vet that took care of that called Well. I believe
Speaker 1: her last name is called call Well, called well, um Amanda,
Speaker 1: called dr Amanda, called Well. I think it's her name.
Speaker 1: I think I'm sucking up the last name though. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Marian almost died, yet she still goes after big dogs
Speaker 1: and she's so tiny. And so today I saw like
Speaker 1: a bunch of cash on the ground outside that dinner
Speaker 1: that we walked back, and it was you know, obviously
Speaker 1: if tip had fallen off the table, and I was
Speaker 1: gonna pick it up and put it back on the table,
Speaker 1: or pretend to and then put in my pocket, but
Speaker 1: you know, I was gonna pick it up and put
Speaker 1: it in the table. And so I walked over the
Speaker 1: dollar and I did not because I was so like
Speaker 1: many many I didn't see a gigantic dog on the
Speaker 1: other side of the fence where the people are eating,
Speaker 1: and Marion almost lost her life again because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: a dollar, And so I was so embarrassed that I
Speaker 1: like went over to this dog where clearly my dog
Speaker 1: was going to get injured and I didn't see the dog,
Speaker 1: which was so clear that I was like, but there's
Speaker 1: cash on the ground, extend, I go, well, there's dollars.
Speaker 1: I got defensive on it, but there's money on the ground.
Speaker 1: Once you clean up your money, Like I was so embarrassed,
Speaker 1: it's so stupid. So yeah, I sometimes find things. Have
Speaker 1: you ever found money on the ground? Any good good
Speaker 1: amounts of cash? You too? Um? I found like a
Speaker 1: twenty on the ground one time. It feels good, or
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes I do it to myself where I'll
Speaker 1: find like a twenty in a weird pocket and it
Speaker 1: feels like I love that. It's most worth it to
Speaker 1: put cash in weird pockets of things and just don't
Speaker 1: give them a good will without searching and pockets. But
Speaker 1: that's another thing a good will. My mom has found
Speaker 1: so much cash and really folds wallets, jackets. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: from people not cleaning out their pockets before they donate.
Speaker 1: But generally people go through pockets before, like the people
Speaker 1: that put it on the floor. I want to say
Speaker 1: though that, Um, what was I going to say about
Speaker 1: finding cash on the fucking Oh? I forgot it was
Speaker 1: gonna be good. But who cares. Um, let's take a
Speaker 1: break and come back within cares Alright, we're back. What
Speaker 1: do we care? Why do I care? So? I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've heard of this, heard about this? Mini
Speaker 1: driver wrote about a pervy commercial audition in her new memoir,
Speaker 1: Oh I did. I read a headline on Daily Mail,
Speaker 1: but I don't remember it, so repeat it to me,
Speaker 1: all right. So years ago she was in her room
Speaker 1: with a mail director and more than a dozen people
Speaker 1: from an ad agency, and she received no script for
Speaker 1: a commercial years ago, years ago, So this is directly
Speaker 1: good will hunting. All right. So the director asked her,
Speaker 1: you seen the movie when Harry met Sally, You know
Speaker 1: the scene where she fakes an orgasm, eat a piece
Speaker 1: of chocolate and do that. And she responded, fake an
Speaker 1: orgasm and he goes, yes, unless you fancy having a
Speaker 1: real one. So um, she was talking about how, which
Speaker 1: is similar to what you talk about. How She was
Speaker 1: just like, well, I'm just gonna barge out of here
Speaker 1: and I'm going to go warn all the women in
Speaker 1: the audition room, you know, like what they're asking for.
Speaker 1: But in thanks for the heads up. I'm gonna start practicing,
Speaker 1: but instead doing it, you're way more talented to me.
Speaker 1: She didn't do anything chocolate. Yes, she she did it, yea.
Speaker 1: And when they asked her if they if she could
Speaker 1: do it again, Um, she said she couldn't. And then
Speaker 1: they said something condescending like that's the best bit about
Speaker 1: being a girl. Right. Well, the thing is that women
Speaker 1: can do it over and over. Then are the ones
Speaker 1: that can. Um. Okay, why did she do it if
Speaker 1: she didn't want to do it? Just kidding, says everyone
Speaker 1: who hears any story of a woman doing something she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to do later on, Um, the reason she
Speaker 1: did it when she didn't want to do it and
Speaker 1: she knew it was wrong is because you want the role.
Speaker 1: You also think, because all these people are signing on
Speaker 1: that this is a good idea, that maybe you're in
Speaker 1: the wrong and you're being overly sensitive. And also it's
Speaker 1: scary when you're auditioning and you just do things out
Speaker 1: of kind of a fear. Yes they're not going to
Speaker 1: kill you, but just out of a fear they might
Speaker 1: not like you. All these things. When I talk on
Speaker 1: stage about teaching your daughters, if a man takes out
Speaker 1: his penis, tell them to tell the guy to put
Speaker 1: it away. I say, by the way, no, no one's
Speaker 1: gonna do that. Your daughter is not gonna do it.
Speaker 1: We can teach women all we want to tell a
Speaker 1: man who they like, who they're making out with, who
Speaker 1: takes out their penis, to be like, do something if
Speaker 1: they don't want to do it, does help them to
Speaker 1: put away. I can't even do that. As a thirty
Speaker 1: seven year old woman who came up with the idea.
Speaker 1: I've done at one time, so I know that in
Speaker 1: those situations you just can't do the right thing of
Speaker 1: like put it away. You hope that we can train
Speaker 1: women to say it for themselves men too, obviously, but
Speaker 1: it's really hard. What happens too, I think is you
Speaker 1: see a celebrity who maybe has maybe two good movies
Speaker 1: on their air belt, so everyone's like, why would she
Speaker 1: have to do that? She's famous, she has two movies.
Speaker 1: You know what I didn't at this time though, no, no, no, yes.
Speaker 1: My point is is at that time, she's probably even
Speaker 1: more desperate because she's going on a thousand auditions. Right.
Speaker 1: You don't context, you don't understand the rejection this woman
Speaker 1: has felt because you saw her famous for a movie.
Speaker 1: Rian came up with that idea for that scene, which,
Speaker 1: if you do know when Harry met Sally very well,
Speaker 1: that scene is very out of character for for Sally.
Speaker 1: Sally is like a very prim proper doesn't even like
Speaker 1: to be asked about sex. For her to like do
Speaker 1: a loud orgasm in the middle of it really does
Speaker 1: take you out of it for a second. When I
Speaker 1: watched it, I was like, Okay, well, this character would
Speaker 1: never do that, But there's something really great about the
Speaker 1: fact that she would just came up with it, and
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it actually has done so
Speaker 1: much good for the world in terms of alerting men
Speaker 1: to the fact that yes, we can fake it really
Speaker 1: well and you wouldn't know. Um. Have you ever had
Speaker 1: to do anything um for an audition or like a
Speaker 1: role or something that you didn't expect and you go,
Speaker 1: oh god, I don't want to do this, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: I think an equivalent to anything like this as a
Speaker 1: stand up comedian is when you do a show, a
Speaker 1: bar show for three people. The TVs on, there's a
Speaker 1: fish tank that's empty. I just did an interview Ryan,
Speaker 1: Uh No, it's it's for a podcast with the to
Speaker 1: me and then you travel an hour for to drink tickets.
Speaker 1: So that's the equivalent to having a fake Ryan Russilo podcast.
Speaker 1: It's a very popular podcast. Yeah him, Yeah he's cool.
Speaker 1: He was really nice. Yeah, big, big, big in sports,
Speaker 1: and he was great, great interview, but he was asking
Speaker 1: me questions about that had been submitted from Twitter and
Speaker 1: a lot of young I think guys asking about stand
Speaker 1: up and like, I go to these bar shows, they're
Speaker 1: all just comedians. They don't laugh. It's like, what's the
Speaker 1: point of even doing this? Is there another way? Like
Speaker 1: what should I do? And I just go No, there's
Speaker 1: no other That's the only fucking way, dude. You just
Speaker 1: you got it, or put your online and try to grow.
Speaker 1: But like g didn't good at stand up. You need
Speaker 1: you need a live audience, even if they're just jaded
Speaker 1: comedians who fucking hate you, and you need to talk
Speaker 1: into a microphone when you're nervous. It's what you need
Speaker 1: to do, you know. My My uh advice for that
Speaker 1: is that even if it's shitty in the room, if
Speaker 1: you put some subtitles on it, and maybe you oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and most people watch things on mute anyway stand up
Speaker 1: clips if they have good subtitles. Um. I once I've
Speaker 1: had to do things that I didn't want to do
Speaker 1: and I look back and I'm like, why didn't do that?
Speaker 1: And I don't want to promote it because it was
Speaker 1: so embarrassing. It was sexual kiss people I didn't want
Speaker 1: to kiss. One time, I was in an acting class
Speaker 1: and they there was an old man in acting class
Speaker 1: who was probably in his fifties, and all of us
Speaker 1: young girls were in our early twenties were in this
Speaker 1: acting class. There was a scene where we had to
Speaker 1: kiss him and we had to practice outside of class
Speaker 1: and then come all of us because he was the
Speaker 1: only guy in the class and so he was doing
Speaker 1: the part of the guy and we all had to
Speaker 1: do it with him. And separately, we were practicing together
Speaker 1: as girls over the weekend for this class that was
Speaker 1: coming up, and they were like, I can't believe we
Speaker 1: have a kiss and I don't do this, and I
Speaker 1: was like, we don't have to do this, we are
Speaker 1: not doing it. And so I was the one on
Speaker 1: this class on Monday to go. We've decided that we
Speaker 1: don't want to kiss him for the scene. And it's
Speaker 1: nothing against you. It's just we don't think it's necessary
Speaker 1: and that the instructor, who is this gay guy, was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so if you have a role where you need audition
Speaker 1: and this is the scene, you're not going to kiss
Speaker 1: the actor. And I go, I'm not being paid for this.
Speaker 1: This isn't a real role. This is an acting class.
Speaker 1: I don't want to kiss Mark. And I was like,
Speaker 1: marking to do with? You're so sad? And then I
Speaker 1: stood up because all the girls were like, we don't
Speaker 1: want to kiss him. And then guess who? Every single
Speaker 1: one of them kiss them except me because I was
Speaker 1: the one that spoke up and had to say true
Speaker 1: to it because I argued it was so awkward, and
Speaker 1: then they all gave in and I was the one
Speaker 1: that didn't kiss him, and my instructor fucking hated me
Speaker 1: the rest of the time because I wasn't a true
Speaker 1: actress and no, not doing it, dude, that's a wild story.
Speaker 1: How many girls were in the class, probably six or seven?
Speaker 1: So Mark kiss six women? Tense to dude, we we
Speaker 1: are dealing with, like, I mean, this is a class.
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton has taken Whitney Cummings like it was the
Speaker 1: Leslie Khan method, which is a great method teacher James Franco,
Speaker 1: it was just like yeah, no, um, James Franco wasn't okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think, but he was. He wasn't definitely used
Speaker 1: these acting classes to coerce women to do for acting. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like I like that commercial for a mini driver.
Speaker 1: It's like it didn't have chocolate involved, Like it was
Speaker 1: like to sell insurance, you know what I mean? Like guys,
Speaker 1: just like using I wrote a scene once that my
Speaker 1: friend was like, we're shooting something tomorrow. We write a
Speaker 1: scene to shoot and I was like, I kind of
Speaker 1: want to make out with a boy. So I wrote
Speaker 1: a scene where I was pertinent to what was going
Speaker 1: on in my life and there was going to be
Speaker 1: making out anyway. But I was like, who do I
Speaker 1: kind of want to make out with? Whom I knew
Speaker 1: would be good in this? And I picked So I
Speaker 1: will admit I picked someone that I wanted to make
Speaker 1: out with. I've talked about this before. I know that's
Speaker 1: a slimy thing to say. I didn't know it was not.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing to do, but you can't help
Speaker 1: that if you want to cast someone that actually you
Speaker 1: also would want to make out with and Ben Leeve
Speaker 1: and I had a fucking fun day of making out.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, how many girl actresses are like Brad Pitts
Speaker 1: in the movie Okay, I want to ben Affleck and
Speaker 1: Emily he put her and gun Girl and then on
Speaker 1: a day Armis. I think he had a hand in
Speaker 1: that casting. You just go, who do I want to
Speaker 1: make out with him? Maybe sort of relationship with because
Speaker 1: we're gonna be very intimate on set the year olds
Speaker 1: like it's Anthony Hopkins. Let's get to redd it is
Speaker 1: he ready lips? This is your redit? Dum uh? Noah,
Speaker 1: you want to start us off? You found something? Yes?
Speaker 1: So uh. I think we had maybe like a hundred
Speaker 1: besties share this clip. Yeah, And you told me don't
Speaker 1: watch a clip of this thing. And I didn't see
Speaker 1: it before real early on. So this is something that
Speaker 1: you talk about. I don't want to talk it up
Speaker 1: or anything. I just want you to just watch. Okay,
Speaker 1: I already hate it. I would never watch this. If
Speaker 1: I saw still image of this, I wouldn't watch it. No,
Speaker 1: this is wonderful, and I'm gonna make you watch this. Okay,
Speaker 1: So no one gets hurt. Nobody gets hurt. This is
Speaker 1: actually a beautiful I'm already if you'll be able to
Speaker 1: hear the audio, but no, don't, don't kind of video.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's even though I know you're getting hurt,
Speaker 1: I still don't like it. Well, the besties asked for this. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay, Okay, it's it's fat men on diving board one.
Speaker 1: It's one guy. His name is Okay. This guy's not reckless,
Speaker 1: but I do not like the double jump. I don't
Speaker 1: like but where you jump and then you have to
Speaker 1: jump again on it. That's the part I don't like.
Speaker 1: So this is Zeke Sanchez, who's a part of the
Speaker 1: East Belly Dive Club. She's not I don't like it either.
Speaker 1: Come back, come on, okay, I'll stop sharing. That guy
Speaker 1: is First of all, I love that song so freaking much.
Speaker 1: Um uh yeah, there is some There must be an ancestor.
Speaker 1: Thing of it was swim beats. Parents would get drunk
Speaker 1: after swim meats. Dads would try to show off. And
Speaker 1: there's something about the first jump, then the jump onto
Speaker 1: the board after the second jump to get the propulsion
Speaker 1: that even on trampolines when people do double jumps and
Speaker 1: spin in the air, I'm so worried they're going to
Speaker 1: fall back down and hit their head on the like
Speaker 1: springs on the side, Like I just don't like seeing
Speaker 1: people hurt. I just have someone hit the back of
Speaker 1: their head. I did. My drunk uncle Michael once got
Speaker 1: drunk on my tenth birthday at the Blamford's house and
Speaker 1: Nata trampoline and he slammed his head into the bar
Speaker 1: on the side, and I heard about it, like, I
Speaker 1: just you know, that was a big thing in our childhood,
Speaker 1: his head. Yes, So now I don't trust. Yes, I
Speaker 1: remember that too. I don't trust that's not going to
Speaker 1: happen to even the best person. And I just get
Speaker 1: worried of the board snapping and breaking, like it just
Speaker 1: makes me. I don't know what it is, something in
Speaker 1: my I bet you it's historical, you know, like my ancestors,
Speaker 1: something some trauma happened with that. But you'll do a backflip,
Speaker 1: which is surprising. Yeah, because I trust myself. I do
Speaker 1: get worried on a double jump, though. I do get
Speaker 1: worried of like the running up and going boom and
Speaker 1: then boom again. I usually just do a backflip from
Speaker 1: a standing position into the into the water. Um, thank
Speaker 1: you for that, but also no, thank you. No, that
Speaker 1: guy is very talented and that song made it less
Speaker 1: uh scary. Um, this is so cute and I know
Speaker 1: people are not. It's not gonna be as cute if
Speaker 1: you don't show the video. So I'll send that for
Speaker 1: later because that's a video and I didn't send it
Speaker 1: to you know, Okay, Um, this is highly relatable. I
Speaker 1: send it to my boyfriend this morning because he struggles
Speaker 1: with this and I wanted him to feel less alone.
Speaker 1: This is a tweet from UM. This is in the
Speaker 1: sub breddit me I r L me in real life. UM.
Speaker 1: This is from a tweet from Ashraff Rahman. Three. Do
Speaker 1: you all introverts ever open a text and think I'll
Speaker 1: reply when I have the energy and then it's three
Speaker 1: weeks and you have to live with the guilt of
Speaker 1: being a horrible friend. Yes, yes, yes, yes. All you
Speaker 1: have to do in that scenario is right back to
Speaker 1: the person that it's been three weeks, four or three months,
Speaker 1: three years, and say I've said this before. Say the
Speaker 1: fact that I haven't gotten back to you is a
Speaker 1: sign that I really care about you because I get
Speaker 1: back to people when it doesn't mean anything, and I
Speaker 1: wait for the people that I want to get back
Speaker 1: to so much because I want to give it the
Speaker 1: effort that I can in the time I have. And
Speaker 1: I didn't ever have the time that I thought was
Speaker 1: adequate to write you back, so I just didn't. I
Speaker 1: hope you relate to this, but also I hope you
Speaker 1: don't because it's my constant struggle. I'm so embarrassed. I
Speaker 1: love you, and can we talk? Can we act like
Speaker 1: this never happened? And I'll try again and I'll probably
Speaker 1: do it again, but I promise you it is not
Speaker 1: about you, Yes, because I relate to this so much.
Speaker 1: What if it's someone that you're not so close with
Speaker 1: that you would that I would. You can't say that
Speaker 1: to you without lying, well, that I feel so comfortable
Speaker 1: of sharing something so personal, because that is That's what
Speaker 1: I would say, Because what I would say is that
Speaker 1: I get that I get what you're saying. Of like
Speaker 1: that sounds too that's too much. Here's a way to
Speaker 1: say it to someone who maybe is um. For instance,
Speaker 1: I owe um this executive at HBO of return email.
Speaker 1: We've got into we became friends and pitched something to her,
Speaker 1: and then we became friends afterwards writing back emails she
Speaker 1: wrote me, and I have not read it because I
Speaker 1: just wanted to give it enough time. She's not someone
Speaker 1: that I feel comfortable going like, oh, this is an
Speaker 1: issue I deal with, but I would still right back.
Speaker 1: I don't care who it is, I would still Nina.
Speaker 1: I'm so barrassed I haven't written back yet. Please know
Speaker 1: that it is because I wanted to write back something
Speaker 1: that was I knew would take me a substantial amount
Speaker 1: of time because I care about getting back to you,
Speaker 1: but the time never I never got enough time to it.
Speaker 1: Got what you know, what I say, I go this
Speaker 1: The fact that I haven't gotten back to you is
Speaker 1: a classic example of when, because everyone relates to this,
Speaker 1: you see an email that you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I gotta get back to that, but it's gonna take
Speaker 1: me longer than a minute, so then you let it.
Speaker 1: So I let it sit. Then, of course email stack
Speaker 1: on top of it, and although subconsciously I knew that
Speaker 1: your email was there, I put it out of sight,
Speaker 1: out of mind, because that's how my brain deals with things,
Speaker 1: UH that are that I really care about about and
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I hope you understand. Um, but here's
Speaker 1: my response. People love honesty anyone who you might feel
Speaker 1: like I can't be that honest with. When you break
Speaker 1: that barrier of sharing something that's a little bit personal,
Speaker 1: a little bit embarrassing, a little bit you know, um,
Speaker 1: just vulnerable about yourself, people eat it up. It's rare
Speaker 1: that you find someone that goes yuck. If anything, they
Speaker 1: just won't respond to it, but I'll guarantee you it'll
Speaker 1: make them feel a little seen in a little better.
Speaker 1: This is actually perfect for a into my next video.
Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna play the clip of it because
Speaker 1: although I didn't send the video that you know what,
Speaker 1: the audio is all you need. Um. This is from
Speaker 1: TikTok Cringe, which also the subredit TikTok Cringe. I've realized
Speaker 1: it's just TikTok's that people like. It is not even
Speaker 1: about cringe, but it's just a good subreddit for all TikTok's.
Speaker 1: And the um caption is nobody cares. And this is
Speaker 1: a TikTok that went viral. And you know, on TikTok
Speaker 1: sometimes people do it a prompt and then ask people
Speaker 1: to respond to it. This one was a girl asking this,
Speaker 1: and then these are all men answering. So a girl
Speaker 1: asked question, men answer, and that the headline is nobody
Speaker 1: cares with a smiley face without a mouth. You know
Speaker 1: that emoji when you were out here, lois who is
Speaker 1: that one person? I'm on man be on a single
Speaker 1: san Nobody, no one, because I'm all alone. I think
Speaker 1: I speak. People say nobody, I'm a guy. Nobody gives
Speaker 1: a ship. And at first I thought it was a
Speaker 1: joke because the music so sacred, and I thought guys
Speaker 1: were just like being like I thought it was just
Speaker 1: going to make fun of these guys. But it just
Speaker 1: goes on and on and on with guys being like
Speaker 1: no one, No one cares when a guy feels sad
Speaker 1: and alone. It made me so sad. And then I
Speaker 1: get into reading the comments, and I thought people would go,
Speaker 1: this is overdrawn, this is overdone. It made me so
Speaker 1: sad because the comments are all about um normalizing talking
Speaker 1: about your feelings between men, um, you know. And then
Speaker 1: it's just my homies, my dad, my brother, there's someone
Speaker 1: that like kind of shares something. But most of the
Speaker 1: comments are pretty pretty sad. How we got here. Man,
Speaker 1: funk this. Men aren't real men if they have emotions. Bullshit.
Speaker 1: Toxic masculinity is a hell of a drug. Um. Toxic
Speaker 1: masculinity got shipped done for a very very long time.
Speaker 1: It got passed down from generation to generation as a
Speaker 1: way to get ship done. We're the first generation to
Speaker 1: acknowledge its toxicity. We're still not entirely sure how to
Speaker 1: function without it. Until then, I'll run miles and do
Speaker 1: push ups until I figure out how to cope what.
Speaker 1: You are an emotional man, Andrew. We've heard you call
Speaker 1: Ari and say I love you, and Ari easily said
Speaker 1: I love you back, not thinking it was a prank.
Speaker 1: Even Um, he thought you might be taking your own life,
Speaker 1: but he was open to it, didn't shame you. Do
Speaker 1: you think do you think this is a as big
Speaker 1: of a problem as this? Yeah? I think I think
Speaker 1: a lot of times men complaining gets pushed off as
Speaker 1: just sucking man up. You hear that a lot just
Speaker 1: sucking man up? Dude, stopping a pussy and man up?
Speaker 1: How are you complaining about fucking? You know? And it
Speaker 1: could be the smaller it is, the more they'll be
Speaker 1: like man up. So your mom died. Man up. No, No,
Speaker 1: but so I think what happened was it seems like
Speaker 1: it has to be your mom died to get any
Speaker 1: fucking sympathy. Yeah, it has to be upset about like
Speaker 1: I just feel lonely, or I just you know, women
Speaker 1: we can be There's a stand up clip I saw
Speaker 1: where I was like, women can just be crazy and
Speaker 1: we let it happen, and men like you can't be
Speaker 1: a man that's like, um, these are my crystals. It
Speaker 1: was a really good bit, got a little a little
Speaker 1: weird at the end, but like I thought it was
Speaker 1: a good point. I think I don't know a lot
Speaker 1: of it just has to do with getting older and maturing.
Speaker 1: There's some friends that I never would have went to
Speaker 1: that I go to now that and we're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's weird. Like my buddy Rusty, like we'll
Speaker 1: talk about, you know, relationship stuff and we'll send each
Speaker 1: other different articles, or where I would never have gone
Speaker 1: to Rusty before in my twenties or especially as a
Speaker 1: teenager and been like, hey, man, I'm having a hard
Speaker 1: time with my parents divorce. You know, like it just
Speaker 1: wouldn't have come up. You just it would feel so
Speaker 1: so I get that. I hopefully you grow out of
Speaker 1: that and you find a friend that is as emotional
Speaker 1: as you, and you open yourself up to like a
Speaker 1: different friend group. I think that helps. I think that
Speaker 1: the a thing that I I think we need to
Speaker 1: rebrand being emotional as being doing the hard thing, because
Speaker 1: it's really hard for men to be emotional. It's harder
Speaker 1: than a cross fit class, you know, like and and
Speaker 1: men want to do difficult things to prove their manliness.
Speaker 1: Like if we brand being emotional, it is like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe you did that. That is
Speaker 1: so impressive because it does come easy to us women easier,
Speaker 1: and we don't get impressed by men who share the
Speaker 1: feelings were like, finally, because we don't relate to being
Speaker 1: told constantly that our feelings don't matter, that we shouldn't
Speaker 1: have them, So we judge men like just be just
Speaker 1: be sad, cry and like it's I see in my
Speaker 1: own relationships with men when they do share fit things,
Speaker 1: they feel incredibly emasculated, incredibly on sexy, like it's they
Speaker 1: feel like you know, quote unquote gay, you know, like
Speaker 1: it's so it makes them feel like women and it
Speaker 1: just isn't a gender thing. It's just everyone has feelings
Speaker 1: and I I don't know. I just get so horny
Speaker 1: for men who are emotional, and I think it's changing.
Speaker 1: I think if we brand men being emotional as hot,
Speaker 1: and if we keep perpetuating that, it will get through
Speaker 1: because we're all motivated by what's going to make us
Speaker 1: likable and fucable. Is it emotional or is it more communicative? Yeah,
Speaker 1: communicative about feelings. I mean when I heard my boyfriend
Speaker 1: say about you know, therapy, that it was the first
Speaker 1: time he had ever said his thoughts, some of his thoughts,
Speaker 1: these thoughts that he's been having out loud, like, said
Speaker 1: them audibly. I couldn't believe it. I've never had a
Speaker 1: thought I didn't say out loud. I've never kept anything.
Speaker 1: And there's something so important about not your mind is
Speaker 1: a fucking mess, dude. Like your thoughts are going a
Speaker 1: thousand miles a second. They're all over the place there,
Speaker 1: they look like a Picasso painting. There's no sense in there.
Speaker 1: When you are forced to verbalize your feelings or write
Speaker 1: them down, you were able to release them make sense
Speaker 1: of them. It's it's it's very underrated. Just talking what
Speaker 1: you're thinking. And when I heard Chris say that, it
Speaker 1: was the first time you'd ever done that. Man, he's
Speaker 1: not alone. He he was like, it actually really helps
Speaker 1: to like say these things that I think about when
Speaker 1: I'm on my bike or when i'm you know, on
Speaker 1: the treadmill, you know, driving, I've never said them out
Speaker 1: lout of thought them. I just didn't know I needed to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of times you don't know how to verbalize it,
Speaker 1: or you're afraid to verbalize it because it could come
Speaker 1: off so dark and angry. You've been holding onto these
Speaker 1: things so long. Oh, you don't know it might spin
Speaker 1: out of control. Yeah, and you just you just you're
Speaker 1: afraid of your own thoughts and so you need to
Speaker 1: go to therapy because that's a place to say something
Speaker 1: or yeah, dude, therapy so great. You see so many
Speaker 1: TikTok's where it's like, guys, um, well you know, final thought,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want me to where guys
Speaker 1: will go? She left me and now look at my
Speaker 1: body and like that's where it goes. Instead of like
Speaker 1: having one on his conversation, it's seven months of working
Speaker 1: out and then you learn that your pets aren't going
Speaker 1: to help your brain. What do you do if you're
Speaker 1: a man out there who I'm sure that their men
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, okay, I'm willing to talk, but who
Speaker 1: do I talk to I can't afford let's say you
Speaker 1: can't afford therapy. What if you just want a friend
Speaker 1: to be able to confide in. Well, if you listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a guy that's open. Send me. You can send
Speaker 1: me a message and I'll he'll never look and see
Speaker 1: what you look like. We don't when people send us
Speaker 1: messages that our hearts felt and all these things. We
Speaker 1: some I don't connect a lot of the girls that
Speaker 1: I deal him with regularly that our busties like, we'll
Speaker 1: just send me things that are funny or just comment
Speaker 1: about something that happened in their day, and you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes I get back to them. Sometimes they don't. It's
Speaker 1: always about if I'm busy or not, or if you know,
Speaker 1: my phone's in my hand. I meet them at these
Speaker 1: shows and I go, you're the girl that like I
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't look into what you look like. I'm
Speaker 1: not like judging you. You just get the information. It's
Speaker 1: such a great way to communicate and um, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a really nice offer if you're a guy out there
Speaker 1: that has some feelings, right, Andrew a paragraph, he will. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've had people like write me about, you know, giving
Speaker 1: him drinking, getting on anti depressents, getting off anti depression,
Speaker 1: having a girl who talks over you constantly and belittles
Speaker 1: you on a podcast the first two years. Look, wait
Speaker 1: one year. The other day you've said out of being great,
Speaker 1: you were like, someone gave you some atity, and you're like,
Speaker 1: just because she doesn't mean you do. And I was like,
Speaker 1: do I still treat you like ship? I mean, like joke?
Speaker 1: But I used to be way worse. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. I've made an effort. I've made an effort
Speaker 1: to like like I acknowledge every everything and like perfect,
Speaker 1: no one is dude and whatever. But I just wanted
Speaker 1: to make when people they'll you know, what happens is
Speaker 1: is like you hear this this podcast with us, which
Speaker 1: is an hour long, and yeah, which and then other
Speaker 1: days it's an hour and fifty minutes and we never
Speaker 1: get to the news. But you have an idea of
Speaker 1: what our relationship and friendship is and we're very open about.
Speaker 1: But what they don't see is like the other twenty
Speaker 1: three hours where you're way worse. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's a stupid joke, but like where your way where
Speaker 1: it's honestly like some of the we have some of
Speaker 1: the best times ever, and there's like there's no like
Speaker 1: above and not trying to sing each other. It's just
Speaker 1: like and so I don't know, and this sounds like
Speaker 1: I'm like a like a victim being like no, you
Speaker 1: don't get it. No, But seriously, like there's like there's
Speaker 1: a beauty to our friendship that I think sometimes gets
Speaker 1: lost and like comebacks or like or like little things
Speaker 1: you see and then they stick to those things and
Speaker 1: it's like, you're not fucking there's some truth. It isn't
Speaker 1: a significant hour of our lives, and we are very
Speaker 1: honest on here, but it is heightened. It is not
Speaker 1: complete representation of us. But uh, it is the most
Speaker 1: honest one that I have put out there, aside from
Speaker 1: the reality show I have to do. I have to
Speaker 1: say I watched if you watch the third episode, you're
Speaker 1: really funny in it. You have a really good uh,
Speaker 1: you have some really good lines, and it's when we're
Speaker 1: anti or vintage shopping. It's really funny, and you have
Speaker 1: some really good lines elsewhere. I forgot them now, but
Speaker 1: they were really really funny. And there's a there's a
Speaker 1: part of the part where we are just disgusted touching
Speaker 1: each other's feet. There's the part where we're doing the
Speaker 1: podcast and you asked me if, oh, you say a
Speaker 1: really funny thing you're asking me about, like, uh, if
Speaker 1: the in the metaverse? Will I age like if, because
Speaker 1: I'm talking about in the future, and I'm like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be It's water World. It's like, you know, there's
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be living. I forget what I said. I
Speaker 1: said something very dark, and you were like, in the
Speaker 1: metal verse, are you gonna like are you gonna forty seven?
Speaker 1: Because I go in ten years and forty seven? You
Speaker 1: go in the metaverse, are you gonna be forty seven?
Speaker 1: I go, god no, But that was really funny line
Speaker 1: from you. And but I like really had like a
Speaker 1: hard time with the show last night because I watched
Speaker 1: it and then it went right to Summer House afterwards
Speaker 1: on my like I was watching it on I guess
Speaker 1: YouTube TV, and it just knew that I needed to
Speaker 1: watch Summer House afterwards, and boy, those girls are really
Speaker 1: pretty and they look good in almost every scene, and I,
Speaker 1: you know, prided myself on not trying to look good
Speaker 1: in every scene. I just did not wear that much makeup.
Speaker 1: I kind of phoned it in. And there are scenes
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I don't know, I was just having
Speaker 1: a bad um because I'm like I'm older than that now,
Speaker 1: Like I look old in that scene and nothing's gotten better.
Speaker 1: And just having like why does my hair look like
Speaker 1: an old witch? Is like just having a lot of
Speaker 1: or being like why did you not say something funny there?
Speaker 1: Like there was an opportunity I could tell. For so
Speaker 1: much of it, I was so tired and maybe in
Speaker 1: a bad mood, and I was trying not to come
Speaker 1: across as a bit. But some scenes, I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: such a fucking bitch, like all your little face, Like
Speaker 1: it's interesting to watch yourself and go, yikes, I mean
Speaker 1: I need to be better again. Though, leaning into that
Speaker 1: over leaning into this fake facade that you're showing the
Speaker 1: people your best possible self. Yeah, I would lean into
Speaker 1: the dirty, the ugly. I have planned for a second season.
Speaker 1: I want more. I know I want more. Our show
Speaker 1: right now is towing the line of like half like
Speaker 1: bubbly and just like fun and like very reality show,
Speaker 1: and then half like whoa she looks like in the
Speaker 1: scene like this is really looks like almost intervention. Like
Speaker 1: I wanted to be more real. I want to have
Speaker 1: more like drama because there was drama going on at
Speaker 1: the time of like getting into like just being like
Speaker 1: exhausted me, like I don't want to be here today,
Speaker 1: and like I just want a little bit more of
Speaker 1: that side of myself because it looks like I'm just
Speaker 1: like sometimes in scenes, I look like I need to
Speaker 1: cry and it's like just let it out, girl, like okay,
Speaker 1: but sometimes the scene was like no, you're talking about
Speaker 1: your sister's party, like it's not a time for you
Speaker 1: to cry, and I'm like, yes, I want to though,
Speaker 1: like I want you know, when you're making a show,
Speaker 1: you're really just like trying to figure out along the way,
Speaker 1: what is this, what's the tone? You have no idea
Speaker 1: what it's going to look like. And I think second
Speaker 1: season I have a goal to make it a little
Speaker 1: bit more like what is actually going on right now?
Speaker 1: Don't try to don't try to keep this in be
Speaker 1: a man, share your feelings. Yeah, man, up and cry
Speaker 1: like a bit. Oh, that's that's the new that's a
Speaker 1: pretty good line. Actually, man up and cry like a bit.
Speaker 1: That's a good shirt for you. Um yeah, so I said,
Speaker 1: it's what we do. We find a house. But I
Speaker 1: would love to do that. I feel like for entertainment. Yes,
Speaker 1: you've got a drink, you gotta fight, you gotta date
Speaker 1: other people, and we gotta stab a guy. I gotta, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta, and you gotta look really good and while
Speaker 1: doing it. Whatever, Yeah, I gotta get a car accident
Speaker 1: and then wake up. And then after I died, we
Speaker 1: need to dw I need to meet Tyler Henry bring
Speaker 1: him on for an episode. God damn, and I want
Speaker 1: a second season. Please funk, will you watch my show?
Speaker 1: It's not because I'm not asking this because the ratings
Speaker 1: are bad. They're actually really good, but they need to
Speaker 1: be like undeniably good in TV now. So if you
Speaker 1: are out there and could watch or encourage your friends
Speaker 1: to watch, you know, after the premiere numbers start to
Speaker 1: dwindle because premier is, like it says, the most push,
Speaker 1: and now press is dying down. I'd love if you
Speaker 1: did an extra push for your friends out there. To
Speaker 1: watch the show. Thank you so much. Um, don't be kid,
Speaker 1: great episode, a lot accomplished today. I'm about to go
Speaker 1: to a couple of therapy. I'm very excited for it.
Speaker 1: This was a good little a mouse a mouse bush
Speaker 1: for that got my feelings coming out already. I'm bleeding.
Speaker 1: I was actually I didn't know if you went yet.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of excited. Oh yeah, I'm excited to go
Speaker 1: to I love a couple of therapy. It's so good. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: don't be ka and yeah they no, no, I think,
Speaker 1: I think all right,