Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys reactions.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Brooken Boys Podcast. Slice time for episode three
Speaker 2: oh two of The Brooken Voice Podcast. Hello David Brody.
Speaker 4: Hello, Scary Jones. Your mic sounds a little timmy.
Speaker 2: It may sound like that to you, but deal with
Speaker 2: it because it sounds like butta to the audience.
Speaker 4: M Yeah, all right, I hope, so I promise slices
Speaker 4: if he sounds like crap, remember I said it first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be really weird if it sounded like shit.
Speaker 4: Uh huh. But uh, let's let's pretend. Let's pretend it
Speaker 4: doesn't because it does.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: I like what you said. It sounds like butta and
Speaker 4: then you made a commentation.
Speaker 2: You're making me think. You're making me think twice about it. Now.
Speaker 4: No, now it sounds better. All right, Okay, it may
Speaker 4: it may have regulated, but at the beginning it sounded
Speaker 4: very hollow.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm really really promises, really worried now because it's
Speaker 2: coming through my headphones. Awesome, So all right, it sounds
Speaker 2: fine now, okay, perfect, awesome. Thanks.
Speaker 4: It may have been when the music was playing. There
Speaker 4: may have been a problem with your forty nine million
Speaker 4: dollars sounds. So you're giving me a complex, Brody, We're
Speaker 4: only about it. I'm like giving you duplex or simplex.
Speaker 2: That's very true. Hyo. Yeah, we get some calls to play,
Speaker 2: let's do this. Yeah, it's slice time. This is the
Speaker 2: Companion podcast.
Speaker 4: Why don't you explain it to people who've never heard
Speaker 4: this before?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because there are people that are just clicking this button, like,
Speaker 2: what is this is what the Brooklyn Boys are No,
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Speaker 4: So this is like Talking Dead after the Walking Dead days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, except you're in control. This is all about the audience.
Speaker 2: This is about the slices, not us. We're just here
Speaker 2: to just review them and listen.
Speaker 4: And listen to your fun, energetic positive comments. Yeah, and
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Speaker 4: If this was nineteen eighty seven, this is us coming
Speaker 4: home from a long vacation and pressing the button on
Speaker 4: the answering machine and listening standing there in the kitchen,
Speaker 4: listening to the answering machine messages about all the people
Speaker 4: that called and commented on right whatever.
Speaker 2: This was from episode three oh one, A service dog
Speaker 2: in a bikini. So we're gonna get yeah, all.
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Speaker 7: Reggie here, Well, my name wasn't used in the anniversary
Speaker 7: episode at the sorry with the montage of names, so
Speaker 7: I'm gonna have to try harder. Do you guys have
Speaker 7: any suggestions for cheap fun things to do in the summer,
Speaker 7: Like I'm looking for, like you know, like black light
Speaker 7: tours of hotels, like anything in town?
Speaker 2: Okay, the black light tours?
Speaker 4: Yeah, how about the ones that with the windjammer motor
Speaker 4: in Brooklyn, remember that one. She's looking for other fun
Speaker 4: things to do? Oh, why don't you Why don't you
Speaker 4: know what? You could play count the rats on the
Speaker 4: seven train could do that, okay, but the black light No,
Speaker 4: she wants more black light tours. I'll give her a
Speaker 4: list of hotels to do, she said. I want to
Speaker 4: do fun things like the hotel black light tour. She
Speaker 4: wants other things to do.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I could I can't attention to the girl,
Speaker 2: all right, but if she's not done with her black
Speaker 2: light tour. You know this like the Q motor in
Speaker 2: que Gardens.
Speaker 4: Queens scariest advice though, always scan the curtains because that's
Speaker 4: where everybody wipes them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hotel curtains are probably the filthiest thing in the
Speaker 2: room because they never get washed, cleaned, taken down no people,
Speaker 2: and people wipe their all. Right, let's go all over it.
Speaker 4: Yet mm hmm.
Speaker 7: Reggie here, I've never tried to use a jurnal. I've
Speaker 7: drank from it. No, that was about it. I've I've
Speaker 7: tasted that little hockey puck.
Speaker 8: Okay, bottom stop didn't taste good.
Speaker 2: Great, Reggie's Regie's now the reason why one hundred people
Speaker 2: just turned off this podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh stop, snowflake, I'm tucking with you.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, scary Brodie's getting recognized at his new pool.
Speaker 7: You better get in on that.
Speaker 2: Thank You's go to your new community pool there, David Brody,
Speaker 2: do you have not seen uh that person since that incident?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: The incident being them calling you out at the pool
Speaker 2: screaming your name.
Speaker 4: I used to work.
Speaker 2: Hey, mister Kate, do yours here?
Speaker 10: Hey?
Speaker 2: Look what is mister Kate?
Speaker 4: Do you never worked there?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 11: Guys, Genie from Pennsylvania. I wanted to say congratulations on
Speaker 11: seven years and over three hundred episodes. Now, thank And
Speaker 11: I convinced my husband to get me a shirt on
Speaker 11: Brooklyn Boys big cartail dot com. Yes, because he wanted
Speaker 11: to fund something for Prime Day and I told him
Speaker 11: I really wanted that.
Speaker 12: So thanks guys, Thank you nice Sea.
Speaker 4: That's you know what, that's a that's a touching moment
Speaker 4: right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's and then that's a good husband, right Jo.
Speaker 11: From Pennsylvania again, So I'm on episode to nineteen, so
Speaker 11: I do listen.
Speaker 5: Of course.
Speaker 11: I listened to your new episode drops and it was
Speaker 11: was really really nice to hear Brodie last week when
Speaker 11: you guys were on vacation. I don't know, I miss
Speaker 11: you on the show. Thanks you hope you're happy, Jamie.
Speaker 4: Jamie is right currently leading as favorite caller of this
Speaker 4: episode so far.
Speaker 13: Heybe boys, Trifka, your favorite ex hasidic jew from Brooklyn. Listen,
Speaker 13: Brody I'm a dental hygienist, and I'm a little salty
Speaker 13: that your hygienesi is texting you saying she thinks you're
Speaker 13: back on the radio. I think you need a new
Speaker 13: hygienist who knows that you're not back on the radio
Speaker 13: talking about me. Anyways. I'm jealous of your hygienesis texting you.
Speaker 4: And that's all Wow, dueling hygienists. I feel like my
Speaker 4: teeth just got hit on. Yeah, Brodie, you should go
Speaker 4: to her. Maybe you should give you a discount. I
Speaker 4: don't know. Do I want to slice in my mouth?
Speaker 2: I think you've made and I'll say this, you could.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, do you have dental coverage anymore
Speaker 2: now that you're you know, sitting here at home. Yes,
Speaker 2: I have dental Okay, I was gonna say, because if
Speaker 2: you didn't, this would be a great way to, you know,
Speaker 2: maybe get it at a good price. Come on, you
Speaker 2: get because there's choppers cleaned every six months.
Speaker 4: What if I figure out where Rifka works or whatever,
Speaker 4: and I go to Rifka to be my dental hygienis
Speaker 4: for a short period of time or for a visit
Speaker 4: to see how it goes. Yeah, and she's like, you know,
Speaker 4: Brodie's really nice, he's funny, he's got a tartar problem.
Speaker 2: Like I don't need that.
Speaker 4: Told me that going on social media. No, like you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, like my X rays going up
Speaker 4: and yeah, so I don't.
Speaker 2: So you never had a cavity, you would have a
Speaker 2: slice as a proctologist. They're just certain jobs that you
Speaker 2: just listen.
Speaker 4: No, but I told you that time I was having
Speaker 4: a colonoscopy and the guy was like, you know, I'm
Speaker 4: a big fan. Yeah, it's not when you want to know, right,
Speaker 4: all right, but rifka listen. I appreciate the offer. I
Speaker 4: just went for my six month to clean cleaning.
Speaker 2: I'm good. Thank god, no cavities.
Speaker 4: Once again, I am curious as to how ex casidic
Speaker 4: riff is, Like, as you're working on is you driving
Speaker 4: on Fridays now and eating pork? How like? How far
Speaker 4: have we traveled from the life that she had? I'm curious.
Speaker 4: You can send me a DM on Instagram on a
Speaker 4: you know, on a on a on a non holiday
Speaker 4: if you want.
Speaker 7: Do you does the iHeart app delete talkbacks? If do
Speaker 7: you get too many? Because I know my friends and
Speaker 7: I we send several talkbacks talking about how much we
Speaker 7: liked the different songs.
Speaker 8: Brody wrote.
Speaker 2: Son of them.
Speaker 7: They sent it like right after episode three hundred was aired. Yeah,
Speaker 7: together another of mine that I sent after all right, well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do get to leave after a certain amount
Speaker 2: of time.
Speaker 4: It's amount of about time period, which we've we've we've
Speaker 4: alluded to it. I think we actually come out and
Speaker 4: said it. You want to leave talk backs shortly before
Speaker 4: our next episode's coming out, like if we go on
Speaker 4: a two week vacation, they're going to delete over that
Speaker 4: two week span, because that's the way the system is
Speaker 4: with the iHeart talkbacks, So I wish I could have
Speaker 4: heard those, But I appreciate that you enjoyed the two
Speaker 4: episodes I did all by myself when scared was.
Speaker 2: It second thought? Broty doesn't need an ego stroking, so
Speaker 2: I'm glad they got deleted. I'm kidding with you.
Speaker 4: By the way, Stone, you know, if you are a
Speaker 4: professional ego stroker, like Riff is a dental hygienist, you
Speaker 4: could also offer your services. I would love to have
Speaker 4: my ego.
Speaker 2: Stroke and pool side would be great.
Speaker 4: Listen, you're invited to the pool. You have not taken
Speaker 4: me up on the offer. I have invited you to
Speaker 4: come to come use the pool. Okay, all right, I
Speaker 4: didn't hear an acceptance there. Look, big talker.
Speaker 2: I gotta find some time and I'll come out there
Speaker 2: one of.
Speaker 4: The pools you're going to. I know, busy, very busy.
Speaker 4: Gotta go to the gym.
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember, yeah, exactly. I gotta get those those abs working,
Speaker 2: although I was told to find them first. Exactly, they
Speaker 2: see abs or abs are built in the kitchen. They're
Speaker 2: not built as are absent.
Speaker 6: They really are, Okay Maddie from Brooklyn.
Speaker 7: Although the ADA does not recognize emotional support animals as
Speaker 7: service animals, I would like to argue the fact that
Speaker 7: that little dog in the bikini probably did receive formal
Speaker 7: training to work as a lifeguard.
Speaker 8: Otherwise, why the bikini.
Speaker 4: Come on good point and she runs in slow motion
Speaker 4: like they did on Baywatch.
Speaker 14: So scary body body, scary rock and Steve from.
Speaker 2: The box Rocke and Steve.
Speaker 14: To that assle that lives in Scranton. Thinking pizza should
Speaker 14: have Charry mixed with fucking moots it out. They should
Speaker 14: want to be mooted it out on the fucking pizzas
Speaker 14: comeback shit and I hope I said before they.
Speaker 3: Choke on your wife's fucking dick.
Speaker 14: All right, to worry about you, You come back with
Speaker 14: the ship, go fund yourself pieces pizza slices.
Speaker 4: Look, nobody is more offended about chetta cheese on pizza
Speaker 4: than I am.
Speaker 2: But let's not.
Speaker 4: Let's not get into penises and uh hate. He just
Speaker 4: went for the juggular there, Listen, right, I appreciate Rock
Speaker 4: and Steve's passion when it.
Speaker 2: Comes to pizza. Same same. I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't fault the guy, but let's not. Let's not
Speaker 4: turn it into violence over chedda I mean chatta cheese.
Speaker 4: It would hold up in court. I understand that if
Speaker 4: there was, uh, you know, prosecution, But let's let's let's
Speaker 4: be also.
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's also be real. People put worse things
Speaker 2: on pizza and call it pizza. By the way, cheese
Speaker 2: is bad.
Speaker 4: But on our next Brooklyn boys, if I find it
Speaker 4: in my screenshots. One of our listeners was at the
Speaker 4: gas station in Iowa where the pizza They of the
Speaker 4: guest Station Pizza and gave me a review of the
Speaker 4: guest Station pizza.
Speaker 15: Aarn Kenovams Al Florida. I didn't want to say anything
Speaker 15: because I thought I wouldn't be woken up. But I
Speaker 15: could see on the Facebook fanpage people are saying it. Yeah,
Speaker 15: that girl, whatever her name was, Astra the dog cringiest
Speaker 15: owner dog owner ever. I cannot stand people that humanize
Speaker 15: their dogs. Granted, I get that they're like families in
Speaker 15: that life. I grew up with dogs, but come on,
Speaker 15: not a service animal.
Speaker 2: See, I'm right as much as a friend as she
Speaker 2: is to me. I agree.
Speaker 3: Scary and Brody and brody and Scary go roady knee
Speaker 3: from CT. I just want to say that Scary is
Speaker 3: a very direct person and I enjoy his body language.
Speaker 3: He's clearly been working out, and he is winning the
Speaker 3: battle with mortality, especially with all the line's main mushrooms
Speaker 3: he's been taken. We get to a certain age when
Speaker 3: we have to sprint to stand still, and it feels
Speaker 3: like Scary as sprinting because he has a vigorous fire
Speaker 3: of youth in his eyes, and that's a good thing,
Speaker 3: and it is inherent in the way he comes across
Speaker 3: over the air waves of radio and podcast symmetry. He
Speaker 3: personifies all of that energy as long as he keeps
Speaker 3: that fire tended to that should never go away. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about, shoulders back and continue to
Speaker 3: smash him as the scary Jones.
Speaker 2: I'm beginning to think that this guy goes to AI
Speaker 2: and writes a script. No, he's very you know what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 4: He sounds very like like a sense like, he's very
Speaker 4: like words of positivity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, phill sounds it was like it was written
Speaker 2: by Ai. AI.
Speaker 4: Also, he's probably seen you run if he thinks that
Speaker 4: you run and stand still at the same time.
Speaker 8: So, Hey, Rockling boy, is Jamie from Gleen Scary? You
Speaker 8: said you're not going to the movies because of bed
Speaker 8: bucks man. You are bougie as fuck.
Speaker 9: We know.
Speaker 8: That's how movie theater you'd go to. You'd go to
Speaker 8: some velvet rope vip ultra exclusive bougie movie theater and
Speaker 8: as bottle service, and even if the place managed to
Speaker 8: have some bugs, even the bugs would have bottle service.
Speaker 8: That's the type of place you'd go to.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? Okay, we'll pause there for a second.
Speaker 2: Do you want to comment she's hilarious?
Speaker 4: No, I feel like you would go like if you
Speaker 4: could get to like Shaquille O'Neill's home theater. Then you
Speaker 4: would go to it like that kind of thing, of course,
Speaker 4: without question home movie theater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, without question. She got me, She's got me pegged.
Speaker 4: I went to see Dead Pulling Wolverine this week, yep,
Speaker 4: and the theater was beautiful and clean. I saw it Imax.
Speaker 4: It was terrific. Although I have to say you scaring.
Speaker 4: I'll bitch more about this on the Brooklyn Boys. Take
Speaker 4: a guess how long how many minutes of trailers I
Speaker 4: had to watch from the time the movie was supposed
Speaker 4: to start till it actually fifteen forty five really forty
Speaker 4: five minutes late. The movie was close to forty five
Speaker 4: minutes late. For trailer after trailer after trailer after trailer.
Speaker 2: Wow, Well, because they know they got a captive audience,
Speaker 2: and a big one at that.
Speaker 4: So the most trailers like fifteen twenty minutes ridiculous.
Speaker 12: Good movie, though, Hey the fuck is Larry long nuts
Speaker 12: here from Pittsburgh. Wanted to give you guys a call
Speaker 12: about the regular situation. So I used to have FiOS
Speaker 12: and then this probably four years ago, and so they
Speaker 12: were doing the same thing where you buy the buy
Speaker 12: the route of fifteen bucks or you run it. Sorry,
Speaker 12: and I didn't do that. I spent two hundred and
Speaker 12: maybe fifty dollars or my bad spent two hundred to
Speaker 12: two hundred and fifty dollars. Bought a router that works
Speaker 12: with both Verizon and Exfinity, which is Comcast. We have
Speaker 12: both out here. I'm geeking out, and now anytime I've
Speaker 12: ever moved, I've been able to use it the same router.
Speaker 12: It is a Nighthawk something or other fucking quick speeds
Speaker 12: things perfect, works with both Verizon and Exfinity.
Speaker 2: Hey, okay, that was the end of him. That was
Speaker 2: the end of his And I thought he had a
Speaker 2: second one, but he didn't.
Speaker 4: Well, you spent four hundred dollars on a router, so yeah,
Speaker 4: and it was Verizon's router.
Speaker 2: So I definitely got rooked.
Speaker 4: I told you you got to call me before you
Speaker 4: make any life decisions. Yeah, Brody, what should I do?
Speaker 4: How should I spend my money?
Speaker 2: Brody? How would what would Brody do?
Speaker 4: Should I invest in this Kosha steakhouse? I would have
Speaker 4: told you no.
Speaker 16: Yeah, Hey, Brooklyn boys, Jamie from Queen's Here, Brody, you
Speaker 16: played a commercial for the company home agol. Apparently you
Speaker 16: should have played the scamboney jingle for them. I looked
Speaker 16: into them, and every review I've seen on Google is
Speaker 16: trashing them, things about them signing you up for a
Speaker 16: subscription service for them without your consent, or people paying
Speaker 16: for a certain amount of time, and then the workers
Speaker 16: either stay for half the time or only do half
Speaker 16: the work.
Speaker 4: Wow, how could they possibly do all the work for
Speaker 4: nineteen dollars? There's probably four people that they probably make
Speaker 4: five bucks an hour. That's that's that's well, they don't
Speaker 4: they work in your house for ten minutes. I fired her,
Speaker 4: I fired my I fired my maid when I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's some TMU shit right there. All right.
Speaker 4: By the way, I went back and listened to that
Speaker 4: clip of us talking about how that that bratdy teenage
Speaker 4: girl fired her made it's it's hysterical, it's hilarious, fun
Speaker 4: I'll have.
Speaker 2: To go back and listen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when was the last time you ever went back
Speaker 4: and listened to an episode?
Speaker 2: I hate the sound of my own voice. I don't
Speaker 2: go back.
Speaker 4: He doesn't hate the sound of your voice, but it is.
Speaker 4: It's funny shit.
Speaker 2: My boy podcast. All right, let's continue, Hey, broken boys, scary, Brody,
Speaker 2: Brody scary this Elijah Finley from Finley, Ohio.
Speaker 17: You guys are talking about watching the movies, and you
Speaker 17: mentioned watching Twisters.
Speaker 2: Brody.
Speaker 18: Well, some scary is worried about bedbugs. I don't know
Speaker 18: if you guys have them over there in the New
Speaker 18: York area our Jersey area. Here in Ohio, we have
Speaker 18: driving so so scary, so worried about the bugs? Maybe
Speaker 18: you should do that instead.
Speaker 2: We don't have those. We have one. There's one upstate
Speaker 2: New York somewhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no space around here for a driving movie
Speaker 4: with you. The upstate Connecticut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one about and now no, no, there is
Speaker 2: one about ninety minutes away, but still too far.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but my seats I gotta I want to recline
Speaker 4: our big leather seats I want.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I would do a driving once, but I wouldn't
Speaker 4: like make a thing of it.
Speaker 2: And the chances are that they're showing what you want
Speaker 2: to see is slim to none.
Speaker 4: Right, I mean, does it come with a handy scary
Speaker 4: you know I'm saying I think it comes with.
Speaker 2: Some free dental work, a popcorn trick. I think, I think, uh,
Speaker 2: I think Riff is there and she can actually give
Speaker 2: you her dental services while you're watching.
Speaker 4: Do you know what the popcorn trick is? Did you
Speaker 4: see the movie? Of course, the movie Diner nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 4: One young actors, he all became superstars. He's trying to
Speaker 4: get some. He's in the theater, he's got the pops.
Speaker 4: I let him watch the movie. Oh, come on, it's
Speaker 4: it a freaking forty year old movie. Didn't A lot
Speaker 4: of our audience may not have been a live or
Speaker 4: movie watching age. Go watch Diner. It's very funny, and
Speaker 4: the whole cast and even just google YouTube, the the
Speaker 4: the popcorn scene, right, you need model, Yeah, you got
Speaker 4: to be there.
Speaker 2: A lot lot of parts to that.
Speaker 18: I say, Hey, you guys haven't because I don't know.
Speaker 18: Obviously your bigger city over there and over here, they're
Speaker 18: not rare. They're far into you.
Speaker 17: We have two that I know of, one Vanward, Ohio,
Speaker 17: one Camp, Ohio.
Speaker 18: And I actually just went to Vanward, Ohio and watched
Speaker 18: Twisters last Friday, And like I said.
Speaker 8: They're really rare over here. It's hard to find.
Speaker 18: So maybe you guys have a bunch.
Speaker 17: Maybe you know they're kind of outdated, So I mean
Speaker 17: worried about catching the bug in there.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a great solution, great solution.
Speaker 4: If I had a convertible, I would go to a
Speaker 4: drive through. But if you're looking at a giant screen,
Speaker 4: like the roof of your car has got to cut
Speaker 4: off half the picture, doesn't it. By the way, he
Speaker 4: said his name was Finley, well close to it, and
Speaker 4: then he said he's from Finley, Ohio. Does he have
Speaker 4: the same mess name as his town. Possible, that'd be weird.
Speaker 17: That'd be weird from Finley, Ohio.
Speaker 2: Again, I had to add one more thing. Just I'm
Speaker 2: listening to this piece.
Speaker 17: By piece the way I see it, Brody, if you
Speaker 17: might as all hop on marketplace, buy one hundred dollars
Speaker 17: router and then charge scary that three hundred dollars it's
Speaker 17: going to cost for you to go over there and
Speaker 17: solve the router for him because his big tech savy
Speaker 17: guy with his eight point three trillion dollars tex Or
Speaker 17: soundboard and everything blah blah blah, can't plug in a
Speaker 17: goddamn router.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's a nut cable.
Speaker 2: The guy mounted it for me too. He did a
Speaker 2: great job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did at least buy
Speaker 4: your dinner first? Yeah, I got a lot for the money.
Speaker 4: I got a lot for the money. I got full service,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, beautifully mounted.
Speaker 19: He mounted it, Danny the Blind radio guy, Brody, this
Speaker 19: is not the ship on the fact that you like
Speaker 19: fantasy stuff, because there's a huge market for that. And
Speaker 19: trust me, I know that I'm in. He comes Bundy,
Speaker 19: But honestly, I'm totally scary. I am constantly getting shipped
Speaker 19: on for not having an imagination. But if it's not
Speaker 19: realistic or there's no hint of realism to it, I
Speaker 19: cannot get into it.
Speaker 3: I cannot connect with it.
Speaker 19: I read a lot of autobiographies, a lot of uh,
Speaker 19: you know, just a lot of things that hey.
Speaker 4: Okay, continue, I'm gonna say, I don't know. You got
Speaker 4: caught off that, Danny. You'r Danny the Blind DJ. So
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna fault you for not seeing Star Wars.
Speaker 2: Hio, all right.
Speaker 4: It's just I'm just it's not your fault. It's it's
Speaker 4: a little different experience when you're not seeing it. A
Speaker 4: lot of a lot of Star Wars is visual. And
Speaker 4: I know you read a lot of you know, listen
Speaker 4: to a lot of audio books and all. Uh, but
Speaker 4: you know, listen fantasy and and imagery and science fiction
Speaker 4: and superheroes. Not for everybody, but Scary missed out, Dead
Speaker 4: Pull and Wolverine is a fantastic movie. But if you
Speaker 4: definite see any other ones, you're gonna be lost.
Speaker 10: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, monochame here. I'm not sure if this.
Speaker 20: Other time, if this is one of one of the
Speaker 20: other tisements that you guys put in, or it's the
Speaker 20: one it's one of the ones that you don't listen to,
Speaker 20: or you don't.
Speaker 9: Get to hear.
Speaker 20: We don't, you don't hear anywhere different, but you're by
Speaker 20: the first break from.
Speaker 10: Episode three two, Yeah, it changes.
Speaker 20: You're talking about the Verizon issues, the rise of fire whatever,
Speaker 20: the files issues. And the first ad is you guys promoting.
Speaker 10: I think T mobile or something slash Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 20: Yeah, that's kind of uh, ironic coins.
Speaker 10: I think it's ironic.
Speaker 20: Nope, whatever, you'll correct me the way we tell you guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the wayomen come.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One was a commercial we were doing for cell phone service,
Speaker 4: and one was a commercial for home internet. So unrelated.
Speaker 4: Kit mobile doesn't do home internet, Yes, and the commercials
Speaker 4: change by the day, by the minute, by the hour,
Speaker 4: and by the location of where you live. By the way, right,
Speaker 4: you may hear commercials for local businesses that wherever you live.
Speaker 2: A little behind the scenes technology beauty of what we
Speaker 2: do is everyone could be hearing the same commercial or
Speaker 2: people might be hearing different commercials.
Speaker 4: Speaking of which, when I put on episode three oh
Speaker 4: one to listen to the made bit YEP, I scrolled
Speaker 4: and I stopped on a commercial and it was a
Speaker 4: live read from you.
Speaker 2: What was it was?
Speaker 4: Sobra hummus, No, don't stop it hit the jingle they
Speaker 4: are sponsor a podcast. Nope, Oh we love them on
Speaker 4: the pod. Yeah, I'm sorry. I thought I thought you
Speaker 4: meant the commercial because I know you also do commercials
Speaker 4: for the morning show. Sobre is a is a By
Speaker 4: the way, can I tell you I did a podcast yesterday.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: It was a a Marvel Comics podcast and there is
Speaker 4: an Israeli Marvel Comics superhero called Sabra and she's in
Speaker 4: the new Marvel movie that comes out next year called Thunderbolts.
Speaker 4: And we were talking about how sober makes great hummus.
Speaker 2: They do smooth, creamy hummus.
Speaker 4: So can I tell you I have h sobra red
Speaker 4: pepper hummus in my refrigerator right now, which I love.
Speaker 4: I love the garlic as well. But they used to
Speaker 4: make tuna fish and they stopped about three years ago. Scary.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I don't know what they put in it.
Speaker 4: It wasn't tuna salad, it wasn't celery in it. Just
Speaker 4: tuna fish and like non lumpy ingredients. Really the best
Speaker 4: tune of fish ever had in my life. Really, and
Speaker 4: they stopped making it. I was I'm gonna have a little.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: They put a little cinnamon in it. It was some
Speaker 4: kind of flavoring. I have to call them and see
Speaker 4: if anyone there knows what was in it, because I'm
Speaker 4: telling you it was the best toon of fish I
Speaker 4: ever had.
Speaker 2: Can I buy some old tunaugh eBay.
Speaker 4: If I could find it, I would pay dearly for it.
Speaker 4: And what's tuna fish and tuna salad? Tuna salad has
Speaker 4: celery chunks in it and usually like dill and other ship.
Speaker 2: Oh that's my favorite. I'm a salad guy.
Speaker 4: No tuna fish. I eat tuna fish, Mayo and tuna fish.
Speaker 4: That's it, okay, all right, don't put shit in my ship.
Speaker 10: Another thing, I know if this is right after my
Speaker 10: other ones, which I assume it's gonna be, because it's like,
Speaker 10: of course it is two minutes past.
Speaker 20: It talking about the lines my mushroom.
Speaker 10: I'm just thinking about it.
Speaker 20: I know that you hate politics and you don't want
Speaker 20: to talk him say you don't take the politics on
Speaker 20: the podcast.
Speaker 10: But anyone tried giving Joe Biden.
Speaker 20: Those lion made lions main mushroom whatever, that's scary's taken.
Speaker 10: I'm just kind of curiosity asking for a friend.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but liones may may or may not work,
Speaker 2: may or may not work.
Speaker 10: And another.
Speaker 20: But Brodie's reaction to the vegetable pizza that your friends
Speaker 20: got in Connecticut. It sounds just like Danielle on The
Speaker 20: Big Show reacting to Mayo or even hearing the word Mayo, love.
Speaker 2: It, thank you?
Speaker 4: Can I tell you my I had lunch today with
Speaker 4: my cousin and we were in Marstown, and I have
Speaker 4: a great Marstown, New Jersey story for the podcast. But
Speaker 4: she was talking about how her sun is having an
Speaker 4: upset stomach for eating too many onions. So she says
Speaker 4: to me, I told him she eat green onions. They
Speaker 4: don't have the same effect on him. And I heard
Speaker 4: her say green onions, and I went just like that,
Speaker 4: just like when Daniels.
Speaker 2: Aren't those scallions? Are you kidding me? Scallions are great?
Speaker 2: They add some wonderful flavor. What an accent to your food?
Speaker 2: They're the worst, the worst that tastes like soap. You're
Speaker 2: the You're the worst onions a flavor?
Speaker 4: No, not not scallions?
Speaker 2: Oh what's the damn difference? Gross?
Speaker 4: I hate them.
Speaker 3: I hate them.
Speaker 2: Put them on top of things just because you want
Speaker 2: to add another car.
Speaker 9: You're a good guy. You're a good man. That's why
Speaker 9: you helped that young lady. Are you also probably were
Speaker 9: thinking about what you have three daughters and you hope
Speaker 9: somebody would help them. That was really great of you.
Speaker 4: And oh the flat tire.
Speaker 9: Bless you, Oh God.
Speaker 2: Thank you. She sounds like a first time, a first
Speaker 2: time contributing to.
Speaker 4: Her name of where she's from, which is a you know,
Speaker 4: cardinal sim But we love we love new callers. She's
Speaker 4: referencing the girl who didn't know that she had a
Speaker 4: flat tire. And then thought I thought she had a
Speaker 4: flat tire because it was a light on the dashboard.
Speaker 2: Here's some who left three in a row.
Speaker 15: O canal from South Florida. What's up, guys, scary. Verizon
Speaker 15: is probably one of the worst internet providers to have.
Speaker 15: I don't care what people say. I've gone through every
Speaker 15: Exfinity and AT and T. My buddy, he does this
Speaker 15: for a living. Is an IT company in Miami does
Speaker 15: this for a living, for law firms and stuff. AT
Speaker 15: and T is the best. I pay fifty five a
Speaker 15: month for three j of Meaga Etra second, which isn't fast,
Speaker 15: but it's what I need all I need from me
Speaker 15: and my wife, and I have not paid more and
Speaker 15: over two years. You don't pay extra for.
Speaker 10: The router.
Speaker 15: You don't pay extra for anything. I pay fifty five
Speaker 15: a month flat. Nothing else is on the bill except
Speaker 15: Internet and then whatever service tacks they say, and in
Speaker 15: the contract it says they cannot raise my bill. Ever
Speaker 15: it is fifty five a month.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 15: Most of these companies make money on the commercial side
Speaker 15: of things, a residential That's why they do this, because
Speaker 15: it's heavily go Sorry, last talkback. I usually don't do
Speaker 15: so in a row. But you got to look into
Speaker 15: not renting routers. Man, that is the biggest gimmick ever.
Speaker 15: And they'll tell you whatever they want. They can tell you, oh,
Speaker 15: you need to use ours because and then only says
Speaker 15: do they think that only theirs will work with Verizon?
Speaker 3: Not true?
Speaker 15: Usually there are always other options. Sure, talk to a
Speaker 15: local IT.
Speaker 4: Company that you already spent four hundred dollars.
Speaker 15: They will tell you what router do you use to
Speaker 15: buy it? Renting routers is fucking shit?
Speaker 2: Exactly? Well, let me let me respond, yes, I really
Speaker 2: that was the whole point of my rant. Is four
Speaker 2: and a half years later, I realized what you just
Speaker 2: told me. So now I've be the correction by buying
Speaker 2: the router outright, But unfortunately I was seven hundred twenty
Speaker 2: dollars in on the old one, which is what caused
Speaker 2: the whole like like epiphany. All right, So yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: What really caused the epiphany is you don't check your
Speaker 4: bills every month.
Speaker 2: And that's when most people, a lot of people are
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 4: And can I tell you Verizon charged me fifty dollars
Speaker 4: for a reconnection service to reconnect my service after it
Speaker 4: was disconnected.
Speaker 2: Wow, and you got they got away with it.
Speaker 4: Well, no, they didn't get away with it because I
Speaker 4: never had it disconnected. There was no reason to reconnect it.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, there was just a fifty dollars charge. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I called them up. They're like, our records do not
Speaker 4: show that we're disconnected. I go, then how can I
Speaker 4: have been reconnected if I wasn't disconnected? Yeah, so they
Speaker 4: credited me fifty dollars. But if you don't look at
Speaker 4: your bill, Like if you're on auto pay and you're like,
Speaker 4: fuck it, it's autopay, they'll just auto pay. You gotta
Speaker 4: check your bill every month. That shemps up.
Speaker 2: So that's the problem, the downside of autopen computers, the
Speaker 2: downside of auto pay. That sucks.
Speaker 4: But I still get paper billings so I can look
Speaker 4: at it all the time. Yeah, do not rent your routers, folks,
Speaker 4: buy it and don't route your renters.
Speaker 2: True? Whatever that is? All right?
Speaker 4: More episode from episode three zero two, Pickleball, Patty and
Speaker 4: the playground Problem.
Speaker 15: I'm sorry, guys, leave another one, but it's really bothering me.
Speaker 15: You don't want ether net anymore right now? You want
Speaker 15: fiber That's what FiOS is fiber. Yeah, Now like with
Speaker 15: AT and T, it's like I have fiber, and which
Speaker 15: you really want is consistency internet, which is what fiber offers.
Speaker 15: Bandwidth is would be like with speeds, which mostly people
Speaker 15: don't need the fastest internet. Honestly I do because when
Speaker 15: you're when something gets stuck buffering, it's usually the consistency of.
Speaker 2: Okay, all rights. Also, no, there's listen. It's great.
Speaker 4: You pay fifty five dollars a month for your AT
Speaker 4: and T router for three hundred megabytes per second.
Speaker 2: That's what you need. But I need a gig up
Speaker 2: and down because of the type of work that I do.
Speaker 2: So I don't think he means us right, no, but
Speaker 2: he was. His initial thought was he was criticizing and saying, hey,
Speaker 2: by the way, you got to switch to AT and T. Well,
Speaker 2: you know what people that don't.
Speaker 4: Work in radio or watch porn, that's what he needs exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, I need it for both. In fact especially I
Speaker 2: need I need one that can handle simultaneous activity. That's right,
Speaker 2: So I could be watching porn while doing this podcast
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 4: Are is in everyone.
Speaker 21: Scary and Brody Brody and Scary rock and see episode
Speaker 21: three hundred and two about pickleball Patty. You guys are
Speaker 21: talking about a guy who wrote a post and the
Speaker 21: best pizzria in New Jersey, Morris County. He said, try
Speaker 21: them all, and then he kept referring to this guy
Speaker 21: the one person as they pronoun miss Hues makes me
Speaker 21: fucking sick. If it's one person and it's a guy,
Speaker 21: you know that, I call him. They's him the proper pronu.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think he did it for that reason.
Speaker 2: I think he just sometimes we just say that, right they. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it wasn't a pronoun thing, don't.
Speaker 22: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was playing that game.
Speaker 4: I think honestly that was him being like, that's how
Speaker 4: they feel me. We I do that being from Brooklyn
Speaker 4: because I just don't know how to speak properly. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we don't. He didn't go out of his way to
Speaker 4: do that. I don't even remember saying they. But I
Speaker 4: wouldn't read into it. Don't don't read into it with
Speaker 4: too dopey.
Speaker 21: Scary and brody Brody and Scary see from the Bronx
Speaker 21: again over there third on the Charm so I was
Speaker 21: also influenced by the Karate Kid in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 21: I'm about the same age as you guys, but the
Speaker 21: only clue local one that I could get to was
Speaker 21: a taekwondo school. I'm gonna have the purple belt.
Speaker 2: That was AAU outlet of the year.
Speaker 21: A couple of times I want to tournaments.
Speaker 2: Got some gold medals, silver. Nice show for now, what
Speaker 2: were there? Yeah, Brodie, you didn't take karate or taekwondo.
Speaker 4: No, I played little league baseball.
Speaker 2: YEA karate wasn't good to me. It really wasn't.
Speaker 23: Hey, brooken Boyce, he's a boyfriend about that. Said, so
Speaker 23: it's broken and scary, and this is why it's brone scary.
Speaker 23: I am sixteen minutes and in twenty eight seconds, I
Speaker 23: cannot believe the shit that is coming out of scary.
Speaker 2: First of all, scary. If you're a techy guy, which
Speaker 2: you said.
Speaker 23: You just said you're a techy guy, take every how
Speaker 23: often you got a new iPhone?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 24: You think your router is gonna be good for two years,
Speaker 24: bro six to nine months, there'd be a new router again.
Speaker 24: Sixty two nine months, there'll be a new router faster,
Speaker 24: because this is the way technology works. Scary and yes,
Speaker 24: Brody's career. One hundred bucks brand new router. Oo care
Speaker 24: I bowe my own router. It's big good. Every other
Speaker 24: here at changing okay, the same signal, scary jokes, looking
Speaker 24: for coax.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you're a ticket guy. He was about to
Speaker 2: take a ship anyway.
Speaker 4: I'm getting a new router for one hundred bucks every year, right,
Speaker 4: and it would cost you like eight eight and change
Speaker 4: eight thousand.
Speaker 2: Guilty is charged? Okay, so I let it go for
Speaker 2: too long. That's lazy. Then you overpay.
Speaker 4: You paid four hundred dollars for a router.
Speaker 2: It's on me. I understand, all right, crucify me.
Speaker 25: Hey b boys, Christy from Standdlebrook Brody, I can't wait
Speaker 25: to hear how much you loved Deadpool and Wolverine. We
Speaker 25: saw it Friday night and absolutely loved it. It is
Speaker 25: so hilarious. My favorite line is who's your dialect? And
Speaker 25: we are on the same page with movies and TV shows.
Speaker 25: We just finished Presumed Innocent. Wow, what a great ending.
Speaker 25: Did not see that coming?
Speaker 7: Is that scary?
Speaker 25: You don't know what you're missing. There's so much great
Speaker 25: entertainment out there. And thanks for the info on the Router.
Speaker 25: Hey b boys, CHRISTI from Sooderbrook, I got cut off.
Speaker 25: I just wanted to say thank you both for the
Speaker 25: information on the routers. I honestly did not know that,
Speaker 25: and I am going to go to marketplace and search for.
Speaker 10: One there for either.
Speaker 25: Thanks again, great episode.
Speaker 12: Love you guys.
Speaker 2: Are you a Wolverine fan or a dead a Deadpool fan?
Speaker 4: Yes, and yes I grew up a Wolverine fan. I
Speaker 4: mean I grew up. Yes, I love the X Men
Speaker 4: growing up and the Avengers. But Deadpool is relatively new
Speaker 4: compared to Wolverine. Sure, but if you're talking about movies,
Speaker 4: the three, the two Deadpool movies I like much more
Speaker 4: than any of the X Men movies from the two thousands.
Speaker 2: There's Hugh Jackman, fantastic. There is a wonderful back and
Speaker 2: forth between Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman from the Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 4: Show, Jimmy Kimmel, Are you sure about that? Nope, there's
Speaker 4: a back and horselim there's a back and forth. There's
Speaker 4: aboard clip seventy million like watches on it. So they're
Speaker 4: going back and forth on a green screen. Yes, in
Speaker 4: a rap back and forth. I take a rap battling.
Speaker 4: It's so well done, it's hysterical. It's Jimmy Fallon, as
Speaker 4: I say, but also they co hosted Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel,
Speaker 4: which I thought you were saying.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you guys, you guys, check google that
Speaker 2: Jimmy Fallon Fallon tonight, the The Wolverine versus Deadpool hilarious,
Speaker 2: very well done.
Speaker 13: Heybye boys, It's Riska from Brooklyn Brill. What you were
Speaker 13: talking about people using the word spade incorrectly when they
Speaker 13: say spaded. I've never heard anyone use that word before,
Speaker 13: and I would actually die if someone did, and I'd say,
Speaker 13: what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm an English
Speaker 13: language slash grammar Nazi like you, so that would bother
Speaker 13: me also. But I want to say one more thing.
Speaker 13: I want to play some audio if I could. That's
Speaker 13: actually incorrect, Brody. You should have said it if I may,
Speaker 13: because can you play some audio? Of course you can. Anyway,
Speaker 13: I'll catch you some slack and give you some grace
Speaker 13: because I love you, all right, bye, guys.
Speaker 4: The reason I say if I could, it's because I
Speaker 4: wasn't sure. I wasn't sure if I was able to
Speaker 4: with my connection here and if we had time. But yes,
Speaker 4: in most cases, may Is is more correct. Ye're correct here.
Speaker 4: By the way, I love the former Hasidic jew thrown
Speaker 4: around the word azi. Found that to be ironic, right,
Speaker 4: so grama Nazi.
Speaker 2: So here we are three three in a row from
Speaker 2: this next person.
Speaker 26: Yo, Brooklyn boys, it's MJ from NJ. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 26: think it's recording. All right, listen the trio router of things?
Speaker 26: All right, I got comcasts. I don't rent anymore because
Speaker 26: the ship's internal rental.
Speaker 8: I understand.
Speaker 26: The only thing I bought my own route problems. They
Speaker 26: will not help me if something goes wrong with it
Speaker 26: because it's not there.
Speaker 8: You walked out.
Speaker 26: They offered you the four hundred dollars one, so that's good.
Speaker 16: Listen to what okay?
Speaker 22: Episode three zero two I think it was episode three
Speaker 22: ozho two.
Speaker 8: It's me and to two.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 22: What happened is I bought an Aris router. I think
Speaker 22: it was almost three hundred dollars about four years ago,
Speaker 22: and then something went wrong. Comcasts willn't help me because,
Speaker 22: oh well, you bought it from another company.
Speaker 26: Aris Aris is a well known router company, a variet
Speaker 26: I can give you four hundred dollars one. That's that's
Speaker 26: excellent rental stocks. Do not rent, Yeah, don't pay for
Speaker 26: the rental.
Speaker 9: The only other.
Speaker 26: Thing is, let's say you had to be an upgraded router.
Speaker 26: They can replace it, and then you paid it fifteen
Speaker 26: a month. Well, like I said, I have Comcast. So
Speaker 26: but you did the right thing. Paying four hundred it'll
Speaker 26: last two of many years. That's absolutely better. Do not rent.
Speaker 22: It's going to come out to like eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 26: I a great have a great day, Love you guys.
Speaker 2: But as a previous slice pointed out, that technology may
Speaker 2: be done in nine months to a year.
Speaker 4: So that's why I can get it for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: You get a new one over a year, right, Hence
Speaker 4: I'm left with the same problem. So besides, they last
Speaker 4: about two years, to be honest with you, before they okay,
Speaker 4: get a they slow down.
Speaker 2: Well then, so then I've paid two hundred dollars a
Speaker 2: year for this router. So that's that's bad. Listen. I'll
Speaker 2: go with the outdated technology for a couple of years,
Speaker 2: just get more life out of it. What do you
Speaker 2: want me to say? We're talking about routers, things that
Speaker 2: are out of sight, out of mind. This is a
Speaker 2: pain purchase anyway. This is not something that you show
Speaker 2: off to your friends. It's something that you hide in
Speaker 2: the fucking closet. So yeah, it is upsetting that I
Speaker 2: spent four hundred dollars on the damn thing and that
Speaker 2: it was on auto pay on a rental.
Speaker 4: But I corrected the Probably, why don't we do a
Speaker 4: new podcast. We'll call it all about a Router, All
Speaker 4: about a Router. Yeah, then we'll just take calls. We'll
Speaker 4: give it a hello. Is the caller there we have? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I got an Excel forty seven and I got a question?
Speaker 4: Yeah from nineteen from nineteen ninety nine. Yeah, we know
Speaker 4: that router. Go ahead, what's your question? Be great, We'll
Speaker 4: do a whole show about routers.
Speaker 22: Commend one more thing. Oh hilarious about the memory pills
Speaker 22: that you had to put a reminder on your phone. Yeah,
Speaker 22: that was a setup for Brody when you set out.
Speaker 22: Thanks for reminding me. That was freaking hilarious. Also, the
Speaker 22: sixteen ninety nine marshroom pills. I mean they probably got
Speaker 22: a little additives in it.
Speaker 2: No, No, I do know world.
Speaker 22: With supplements and pickle boil pickle bull Patty have a good.
Speaker 2: One like you.
Speaker 4: Just just to clarify, I don't know it was in
Speaker 4: the sixte Nope, I did.
Speaker 2: I vetted them. See, I did my due diligence.
Speaker 4: Scary, you're talking about the eighty dollar ones you bought.
Speaker 4: She just said the sixteen ninety nine ones.
Speaker 2: Oh, agree with me? She agreed with me?
Speaker 4: Nope, Yeah, she's saying, don't buy the cheap ones. Don't
Speaker 4: buy right, I actually missed. You didn't understand.
Speaker 2: There's the reason why these were as expensive as they
Speaker 2: were is because they may not.
Speaker 4: Work better than the ones that are cheaper.
Speaker 2: That also may the effect of what the health benefit
Speaker 2: may or may not be. But right, I can tell
Speaker 2: you it's not filler and bullshit in what what I'm
Speaker 2: putting in joy.
Speaker 4: They both may not work, but the eighty dollar ones
Speaker 4: don't work better than the ones that are cheaper, that
Speaker 4: don't work poorly. Right, And there's no filler in those,
Speaker 4: So I feel better about taking you bought better at
Speaker 4: not working than the other ones.
Speaker 10: Brody, and is scary, Scary, Brody, it's dead.
Speaker 6: I am so upset scary the fact that you sent
Speaker 6: Jetski Bryan to my home state of Connecticut. And and
Speaker 6: then this girl that he had with him has the
Speaker 6: audacity to destroy a modern pie with vegetables.
Speaker 2: I don't even know.
Speaker 10: Brody was like.
Speaker 6: Gasping in the background, all upset, and I was equally
Speaker 6: as upset.
Speaker 10: I don't know why you would ever do that ever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And the last thing I'll say, guys, by
Speaker 2: the way, vegetarianism, it's it's a horrible disease.
Speaker 6: That's the last thing I'll say, guys, is that's a
Speaker 6: solid recommendation.
Speaker 15: Scary.
Speaker 6: I have lived in this area my entire life. I
Speaker 6: can go to Modern Peppies or Sally's at any time,
Speaker 6: literally whenever I want, and as many times as I want,
Speaker 6: and out of all three, Modern still remains my favorite.
Speaker 6: So I won't get into the New York Connecticut pizza
Speaker 6: fight because I think we have the best pizza. But
Speaker 6: I like New York pizza too, so I'm not gonna
Speaker 6: be upset. And anybody who doesn't live around here here
Speaker 6: pizza sucks.
Speaker 4: Well Okay, well New Haven Pizza and Connecticut is an exception,
Speaker 4: and there's probably a couple of others that we didn't
Speaker 4: But I will say this about the about Jetski Bryan
Speaker 4: and his vegetarian girlfriend. They've broken up yet she was
Speaker 4: the reason why he thought that modern was just mid.
Speaker 2: He's like, he was on the way back from Rhode Island.
Speaker 2: They came back to New Haven and they did Frank
Speaker 2: Peppies and he swore by it. He goes, dude, Frank
Speaker 2: Peppy hands down. He had both the white clam pie
Speaker 2: and the regular pizza that they do, and he's like,
Speaker 2: I gotta give it to them over modern.
Speaker 4: And I said, the only reason why you're saying that
Speaker 4: is because you had a bad fucking experience with modern pizza.
Speaker 4: Because half that three quarters of that pie was vegetables.
Speaker 4: And what happens with vegetables they're they're filled with water,
Speaker 4: and the water gets put literally the water like under
Speaker 4: the heat, goes all over the pizza and it becomes
Speaker 4: like a moist pie and you're not even getting the
Speaker 4: right feel. You need a traditional modern pie without any
Speaker 4: fucking vegetables or bullshit on it.
Speaker 2: This happened to me. It starts having Brody When I
Speaker 2: went to me, you can't put yeah, but Will and
Speaker 2: I were like, oh, let's get the let's get the
Speaker 2: meat lovers. But let's also put olives onions and peppers
Speaker 2: on there. No onions and olives. No, those vegetables are
Speaker 2: pure water. They render water, and it made the like
Speaker 2: a sopping mess.
Speaker 4: And we're like, if you if they grill the vegetables
Speaker 4: first and then put them on the pizza, that's a
Speaker 4: different story. I still won't eat it.
Speaker 2: But no, start.
Speaker 4: Tavern's good start to having solid Yeah, but that's why
Speaker 4: I told jet Ski Brian.
Speaker 2: I said, that's what I said. You need to redo
Speaker 2: on modern and don't don't bring any freaking vegetarian people.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hey, Brooklyn boy, it's Maddy from Brooklyn and the Bronx.
Speaker 12: It was me, I said, Pat.
Speaker 4: It's great to be vindicated because I legitimately thought I
Speaker 4: was wrong.
Speaker 2: So thank you, Brodie.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry Maddie. And by the way, Maddie, thank you
Speaker 4: for not threatening or or trying saying anything that you
Speaker 4: beat me up, because I know you can.
Speaker 5: Brooklyn boys, Peter from South Carolina here, originally from Connecticut,
Speaker 5: and on your conversation about the New Haven pizza, it
Speaker 5: is a rule that you have to get just cheese
Speaker 5: pizza whenever you go to the Big three because it
Speaker 5: changes the flavor whenever you have topics, and they'll get
Speaker 5: me wrong.
Speaker 2: I love my.
Speaker 5: Topics, but a cheese tie from monitorn versus any other
Speaker 5: topic is a completely different flavor.
Speaker 2: Arkouts off all right, See yeah, he agrees arkouts off far.
Speaker 15: When you're talking about the pizza, I always get an
Speaker 15: OMG pizza.
Speaker 10: I love it onion, mushrooms and garlic.
Speaker 15: I mean if Italian, and she loves it too, and
Speaker 15: trust me her she knows pizza.
Speaker 12: I mean, yeah, I bet fucking Broadolly, what the fuck?
Speaker 5: Get that off there again?
Speaker 4: Once again, I like an S and M pizza. What's
Speaker 4: the sausage and meatball? You can't beat it? And once
Speaker 4: again with mushrooms, it's like.
Speaker 2: Water. So yes, he's eating. He's definitely eating, Like some
Speaker 2: real moist poem saying.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you a very poor ask you, a
Speaker 4: very important question. Is it okay to put Lion's main
Speaker 4: mushrooms on your pizza? Then you're increasing your memory and
Speaker 4: you may be fighting Alzheimer's while you have dinner.
Speaker 2: Could that that could work? I will say once again,
Speaker 2: anytime you're putting a vegetable on there, you're asking for trouble.
Speaker 2: The pizza is gonna be wet.
Speaker 4: And that's why I don't put vegetables on my pizza.
Speaker 4: The California Pizza Kitchen, give me a break. I like it.
Speaker 4: It's it's pure, pure flo. Oh, I get the Sicilian
Speaker 4: pizza extra saucenow basil.
Speaker 2: Right, that's different though you wait, wait, but most people
Speaker 2: put fucking pineapples and all kinds of crap all over there.
Speaker 4: I'm okay with I've had pineapple on pizza.
Speaker 12: I do.
Speaker 4: Not my favorite, but I'm okay with it. You're causing
Speaker 4: the dough to not be crispy when you do that.
Speaker 4: If the pineapple is dried and grilled before you slap
Speaker 4: it on them. If you put pineapple juice all over
Speaker 4: the pie, you've ruined it.
Speaker 2: But after yeah, but if you put it on after,
Speaker 2: as you said, maybe all right, last one, all right,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 4: But it'd be good to pick a ball, pick up.
Speaker 10: Soccer, and one all about winning.
Speaker 15: I don't playing lose.
Speaker 13: Don't lose anyone do anything.
Speaker 15: You just stand there and kick the ball around, right,
Speaker 15: do any of that stuff?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 12: When you get tired, you're like, fucking I'm tired.
Speaker 15: I don't want to play anymore. No, you play a
Speaker 15: fucking win. Good job, Brody, and thank you.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, what happened. It happened to me sunday. I
Speaker 4: said to the girl. I said, because you know you
Speaker 4: you you switch partners every round. So I said to
Speaker 4: the girl. As we started a new game, I said, Hey,
Speaker 4: the guy we're playing, he can't He doesn't move in quickly.
Speaker 4: So if you drop the ball short, he can't reach it.
Speaker 2: Strategy.
Speaker 4: She's like, she's just aren't we just gonna have fun?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I said no, I said, so I have to try
Speaker 4: twice odd now to make up for the fact you're
Speaker 4: not trying. She's like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I go, we're here to win that we get to stay.
Speaker 2: If we win.
Speaker 4: They have to walk to one of the court because
Speaker 4: they lost.
Speaker 2: Losers walk. See. I'm just there to have it. I'm
Speaker 2: just there to exercise.
Speaker 4: If I want to exercise, I could play with a
Speaker 4: ball and a wall and a paddle and just hit
Speaker 4: it against the wall by myself.
Speaker 27: All right, reactions, This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 2: Excise free