Speaker 1: Second data to date. When we go through all the
Speaker 1: second date email requests and we're trying to decide who
Speaker 1: to call, we should probably base that decision on who
Speaker 1: has the most compelling or romantic date story. I thought,
Speaker 1: that's what we've been doing. I have a realistic chance
Speaker 1: of actually reaching their person and making this whole call worthwhile.
Speaker 1: That's what we should be doing. Yeah, yea, the whole point.
Speaker 1: It's a good goal. That's what a good radio host
Speaker 1: would do. But I'm not going to do that. We're
Speaker 1: gonna call the guy for one reason, and one reason
Speaker 1: only because of his name's. We've done this before. It's
Speaker 1: turned out well, yeah, I support it. Because this person
Speaker 1: signed his email to us roofer roofer. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's his profession, and we got confused for it's
Speaker 1: a typo or what. But it's caught my attention. It
Speaker 1: spelled like a roof or like spelled like a roofer.
Speaker 1: So I just want to find out. Welcome Roofer to
Speaker 1: the show, right, how's it going? Okay? So is that
Speaker 1: your real name or what real name is? Rufus? But
Speaker 1: Bros called me Rufer and that's pretty much what I
Speaker 1: go by. Okay, is that is that what you go
Speaker 1: by to your dates too? Yep? All right, okay, well
Speaker 1: I literally know nothing about what happened on your date
Speaker 1: or who you were with, because all I saw was Rufer.
Speaker 1: So why don't you start us off? Tell us who
Speaker 1: you want us to call today? If you guys call
Speaker 1: it Diana? Okay? What to coffee? All right? I mean
Speaker 1: coffee is almost like a pre date, right, yeah? Keep
Speaker 1: simple way to downplay his er. Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 1: plenty romantic. That counts as a date for most people,
Speaker 1: but not for Brooke. Apparently you say it it's like
Speaker 1: it could be fifteen to thirty minute experience, right, it's
Speaker 1: not a anyway. Sometimes that's all that people have, Brooke.
Speaker 1: So if you guys can just like step argue, you
Speaker 1: just kind of killing my buzz, right Brook, Sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: guessing that's not a caffeine buzz friend tells about what
Speaker 1: happened at the coffee shop? How'd it go? Yeah? So,
Speaker 1: um it didn't start? Well, oh what does that mean?
Speaker 1: I kind of forgot what you forgot about the sea?
Speaker 1: I told you it wasn't a date. You better give
Speaker 1: you so much trap? How did you forget? I was
Speaker 1: maybe a little high at the time. There at what
Speaker 1: point did you remember? Why didn't she text me Okay,
Speaker 1: you can just go drive now and go like, well
Speaker 1: hopefully hopefully it's close. Yeah, it was about four blocks
Speaker 1: from my place. Okay, so I text your back like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm close, like I'll be on my way. Good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good. Except for you showed up high as a kite.
Speaker 1: We don't know if you even showed up to the date.
Speaker 1: I mean, did you. I did make it there, I
Speaker 1: didn't make good, like showered and a little disheveled. All
Speaker 1: I really remember is that I got until like a
Speaker 1: fight with my pants, like a verbal fight or a
Speaker 1: physical fight. Yeah, I just I remember at some point
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, pants, like it just it
Speaker 1: wasn't happening. Happening. Were you sitting down at the shop
Speaker 1: at this point? This is still home. I haven't left yet. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we're still getting dressed. What happened after that? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: get the pants on. I win that fight, So I
Speaker 1: start booking it down the street. There's only four blocks, okay,
Speaker 1: running high up because you feel like you're running so fat.
Speaker 1: I've been there before. You have no concept of time
Speaker 1: tie has literally left you. I feel like, wait, what
Speaker 1: street in my own Yeah, I feel like his arms
Speaker 1: are just flatling all over the place, his legs are wobbling.
Speaker 1: But did you make it to the coffee shop, Roofer?
Speaker 1: I thought I did. I went into a coffee shop
Speaker 1: that I believed was the coffee shop, and then text
Speaker 1: again are you here? And I said yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh wait, this isn't a coffee shop, this
Speaker 1: is an empty cardboard box. I didn't hear anyway to
Speaker 1: fight with the box. And then did you find Diana?
Speaker 1: I texted her name and she said it was it
Speaker 1: was a wrong coffee shop. Oh my god, the dude,
Speaker 1: how is she even still waiting around for you at
Speaker 1: this point? You cancel at this point for some reason.
Speaker 1: She did. But I finally find it and I find
Speaker 1: her all right, but it is not a good situation,
Speaker 1: no very high end. What did she even say to you?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't entirely remember. Oh you know, I've
Speaker 1: ordered a lot of pastries. You ate a lot of pastries?
Speaker 1: The higher a credit card bill? And if okay, do
Speaker 1: you remember anything from your interaction with her? I mean
Speaker 1: I stared at her face a lot. Oh no, that's
Speaker 1: trying to be pretty complimentary. But at one point her
Speaker 1: friend showed up. She called in backup is what she did? Oh?
Speaker 1: That could be I guess. So yeah, I tried to
Speaker 1: introduce myself, but she had to get out of there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that's not when they asked for a
Speaker 1: three song, that's not a good strategy. Wow, why do
Speaker 1: you even want to make this call? Can I say that? Like?
Speaker 1: Count it as a lie? Why not move on? I mean,
Speaker 1: she was super cute, and I feel like an idiot
Speaker 1: for messing it up. I don't think I would have
Speaker 1: messed it up, you know if I didn't get so high. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: like if you were, if you were sober, maybe this
Speaker 1: date would have gone really well and this could have
Speaker 1: been the girl for you. Yeah, man stoned, we got
Speaker 1: a big green mountain to climb this so, I mean,
Speaker 1: I bet he smoked to big Green Mountain right before
Speaker 1: he got on the phone. But I will not confer. Well,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll
Speaker 1: call Diana for you, and we'll try and get you
Speaker 1: your second date. Update. All right, ruf, all right, thanks guys,
Speaker 1: All right, hold on second date, forget the day programs.
Speaker 1: School should just play this segment to teach kids about
Speaker 1: the dangers of recreational drugs because one of our listeners, Rufer,
Speaker 1: admits he was high and forgot he even had a date,
Speaker 1: but once he remembered, in his rush to make it there,
Speaker 1: he ended up getting into a fight with his own pants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he went to the wrong coffee shop, ate a dozen
Speaker 1: pastries in one sitting, and just stared a lot at
Speaker 1: Diana's face. He thinks about imagining it like stone looking
Speaker 1: at her, like just downing Croissan. I could see his
Speaker 1: little bloodshot eyes too in my head. So good, Ruff,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate you coming on and just being so
Speaker 1: honest and vulnerable with us on the radio. It takes
Speaker 1: a lot of bravery. So good on you. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and your email it says that this date happened about
Speaker 1: a week ago. But I do have a question, like,
Speaker 1: at any time did you ever admit to Diana that
Speaker 1: you were elevated? I don't remember, but I don't think
Speaker 1: that I would have, Like I think I'm just saying
Speaker 1: if you didn't, then maybe we shouldn't bring that up
Speaker 1: to her. I don't know, man, I feel like he wasn't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying she didn't know. She can't be the
Speaker 1: person that dates Rufer. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If you're that naive like you just can't be in
Speaker 1: a relationship with him, I'm totally with you on that.
Speaker 1: But I just I don't think we should lead with it.
Speaker 1: We should get her perspective about how it went first
Speaker 1: and see if she offers that are Are you okay
Speaker 1: with that? Rufer? Yeah? That works. I mean the profile
Speaker 1: does say I'm for twenty friendly, so I always smell
Speaker 1: it on you, but it doesn't say for twenty forgetful. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: We'll see if she even knows what that means or
Speaker 1: noticed it at all. But we're going to dial her
Speaker 1: number right now and try and get your second day
Speaker 1: up date. Okay, here we go. Okay, let's do Hello
Speaker 1: the day. Huh Hi, it's this Diana is Hi. Hi.
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from a morning radio show called
Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Um, who are you question?
Speaker 1: We're a morning radio show and we're doing a segment
Speaker 1: called a second Date Update where we help some of
Speaker 1: our listeners out with their dating lives. So then why
Speaker 1: are you calling me? I never signed up for help
Speaker 1: with my dating life. Well, good question. You did not
Speaker 1: reach out to us, but we did get a call
Speaker 1: from a guy who says he would love to hang
Speaker 1: out with you again because your first date together didn't
Speaker 1: go the way that he planned. He goes by the
Speaker 1: name Rufer. Oh lord, yeah, he knows, he knows. It
Speaker 1: was a little bit of a rough first date. It
Speaker 1: was definitely the weirdest date I'd ever been on. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I mean he told us that he was super
Speaker 1: late and that you hung around, so there must have
Speaker 1: been some good reason while you hung around, like you
Speaker 1: liked him a lot, good vibes, he looked very cute online. Okay,
Speaker 1: but um, it was definitely something wrong or wrong with
Speaker 1: him or just wrong altogether. Okay, what would give you
Speaker 1: that impression? But let's f f In the beginning, he
Speaker 1: kept texting that he was three minutes away. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: texted that same text seven times, seven times across a
Speaker 1: period of how much time, every ten every ten min
Speaker 1: Like I was really waiting for him to show up
Speaker 1: and give me like a really amazing excuse. You know,
Speaker 1: something happened Okay, that's kind, that's good, Diana. But um,
Speaker 1: when he showed up, it seemed as if he had
Speaker 1: just a run a marathon. It like in a hot, sexy,
Speaker 1: listening on your muscles type of way. No, like you're
Speaker 1: the last one coming in in the last place. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't tell us that he was running behind and
Speaker 1: he was rushing and literally running to make it there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he may not have been quite in his right mind.
Speaker 1: You know, he's a little bit flustered from having rushed
Speaker 1: to get Yeah, it is, it is. Oh wait, so wait,
Speaker 1: were you able to make it? Connection? We're able to
Speaker 1: get over that? Well. I know that he connected very
Speaker 1: well to the brick wall that we were sitting next to,
Speaker 1: because he kept complimenting me and saying that I was
Speaker 1: as beautiful as this brick wall. Okay, what did you
Speaker 1: say to second beautiful? Thank you? Okay, thank you? Okay strong? Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe comparisons aren't quite his forte Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can tell you that, because next he told me that
Speaker 1: my skin looks so soft it should be made into
Speaker 1: a nice room. Okay, that's a little but he said
Speaker 1: it in a nice voice, not in like an Actually
Speaker 1: he was going to make a skin roll. He said
Speaker 1: it in a voice that could put a baby to sleep.
Speaker 1: It was so nice and lovely. Okay, it sounds like
Speaker 1: he's trying to be sweet to you, but the words
Speaker 1: that are coming out don't match. I could from her perspective,
Speaker 1: couple red flags are so is that kind of the
Speaker 1: whole thing for you that he you know, he was
Speaker 1: a little bit out of it seeming, and compliments weren't
Speaker 1: coming out the right way. Well, that I could have
Speaker 1: actually looked past because I don't know, maybe he was tired,
Speaker 1: had a long day. But then a friend of mine
Speaker 1: showed up, like totally randomly at the coffee shop, and
Speaker 1: you know, I just went over to talk to her
Speaker 1: really quickly, and um Ruffer came over and he whispered
Speaker 1: in my air. He was like, hey, he's this person
Speaker 1: bothering you. Oh no, she's talking about your friend exactly.
Speaker 1: I said, no, I no, no, that's my friend, and
Speaker 1: he mused, for back, I would like to fight them.
Speaker 1: Fight it was a girl, Okay, I would like to
Speaker 1: fight them. I'm sure Rufer has a very logical, reasonable
Speaker 1: explanation for his behavior that day, and maybe it would
Speaker 1: sound best actually coming from him, because Diana Rufer's on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? We have Roofer on the
Speaker 1: other line. Roof are you there? Yeah, how's it going?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, pretty chill. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to hear that, but I mean
Speaker 1: they asked me, and I told them the truth that
Speaker 1: that's what happened. Listen. I mean that that skin robe
Speaker 1: thing is creepy. I don't know why I would say
Speaker 1: something like that. Do you do you remember saying that, Roofer.
Speaker 1: I don't remember saying that. It doesn't sound like something
Speaker 1: I would say. Our buddy Roofer has got a really
Speaker 1: bad memory. We didn't mention that. Yeah, before you left,
Speaker 1: you kept yelling like, hey, I want to show you
Speaker 1: my ferbie Ferbie, like one of those stuff doll old roots.
Speaker 1: Do you own a furbie, Roofer? I mean I do
Speaker 1: that one. That one's clausible, Okay, yeah, it makes more
Speaker 1: sense of the skin robe. Yeah, all right, Rufer. I
Speaker 1: mean we've kind of danced around this for long enough.
Speaker 1: She's been very understanding throughout this whole call, so maybe
Speaker 1: you should just come clean. I think you owe her
Speaker 1: the honest answer of what was going on that day?
Speaker 1: All right, M full disclosure. I was I was a
Speaker 1: little high. I was very high, that a little That
Speaker 1: was the full disclosure at the end. Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was sae. Did you get that feeling, Diana? How often
Speaker 1: did you get high? You know? Occasionally? Don't give him
Speaker 1: questions about concepts of time. Not in his wheelhouse. I mean,
Speaker 1: to Rufer's credit, he did say that he was four
Speaker 1: twenty friendly on his dating profile, so I mean you
Speaker 1: knew that going in, right, I did, But I have
Speaker 1: never seen four twenty affects someone in that way. That's
Speaker 1: a good question. Was it was it just four twenty Rufer?
Speaker 1: Or was that something else? It might have also been
Speaker 1: like two tw money and then three twenty, but my head,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Are you high right now? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: should have I should have rescheduled. That was on me.
Speaker 1: Not a proud moment. And uh and I'm true to
Speaker 1: be shatter. Oh it's good. That was I mean, that
Speaker 1: was good, right, Diana. I mean he is cute and
Speaker 1: if you can agree to not be high when we
Speaker 1: meet up and he can bring some of that two
Speaker 1: twenty three sixty whatever he was on him, maybe we
Speaker 1: could try it together and you can learn some stuff together.
Speaker 1: Really getting romantic yet. I don't know if we can
Speaker 1: condone that, but I can condone it, Okay. What we
Speaker 1: can condone is the two of you meeting up again,
Speaker 1: sure sober at the beginning, you know, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: what you guys are adults. What you want to do
Speaker 1: on your own time, that's your business. But our business
Speaker 1: is to offer to send you out on a second
Speaker 1: date and we'll pay for it. Okay, dianga. Sounds happy
Speaker 1: you're now knowing what the whole deal was. I know
Speaker 1: you shouldn't. Sounds like she should have just let off
Speaker 1: with that rufer. Yeah, I should have this whole time.
Speaker 1: I thought you were like an escape mental patience. It
Speaker 1: is essily yeah. No, not not to keep bringing up
Speaker 1: the skin rolled thing, but that is I am scared
Speaker 1: of myself that that was even in there Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,