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Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy

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Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred duy away. Proud

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Speaker 1: supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred dy away,

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Speaker 1: it's another jubil taps on the twenties. Tell me I'm

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Speaker 1: moving nine point five. This is Richard. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Hey, rich how are you? I'm wondering if

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Speaker 1: you could help me with a question. Absolutely? What can

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Speaker 1: we do for you today? Well, yesterday I was in

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Speaker 1: there about two pm doing some business stuff and somebody

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Speaker 1: helped me out a really cute blonde girl with a

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Speaker 1: nice backside. Okay, how can I help you today, sir?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you don't have a lot of those working there.

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Speaker 1: You probably know what I'm talking about. I mean, we

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Speaker 1: have a lot of folks who work here. Is there

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Speaker 1: something specific we can help you with with a job today? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking specifically about a really cute blond die with

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Speaker 1: a nice booty. Okay, you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: We have a few people here. Oh, you got a

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Speaker 1: few blondes with nice butts. I think this one's name

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Speaker 1: was Leslie. Okay, she was really flirty with me, so

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Speaker 1: I was wondering if I could leave my number and

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Speaker 1: you could pass it along to her. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: we have a strict policy against, you know, passing on

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Speaker 1: personal information to people who work in the store. I understand, Hey,

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Speaker 1: make it happen for me, chief, and I'll slide you

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Speaker 1: at twenty. I mean, to be honest, I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: dating her, so I mean it's really kind of oh

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Speaker 1: you appropriate at this point. Well, i'd appreciate it if

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Speaker 1: you could give my number to her anyway, because when

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Speaker 1: she finds out that she could be dating a successful

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Speaker 1: business owner like myself, I'm sure she'll change her mind

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Speaker 1: pretty quickly. Listen, I'm trying to be cool about this,

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Speaker 1: but you're being really disrepectful about my girlfriend, and I

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Speaker 1: don't appreciate it. I'm just saying, you print flyers for

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Speaker 1: a living, and I basically yeah, and I basically have jobs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we do. Some are better than others. Though you print flyers,

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Speaker 1: I basically print money. So just if you coul pass

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Speaker 1: my number along, i'd appreciate it. Look, man, I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you I'm not giving you her number. You need to

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Speaker 1: back off. Here's the thing you should know about me, Rich,

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Speaker 1: I'm a guy that makes things happen. I've done it

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Speaker 1: in my own personal life in business. And when I

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Speaker 1: see something I want, I go after it and I

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Speaker 1: want It's fairly not because right now you're all talk

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Speaker 1: at this point, So what do you really do it?

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Speaker 1: What I'm really doing is I'm going to get my

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Speaker 1: number to Leslie, and her and I are going to

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Speaker 1: go on a date. There's absolutely not going to happen.

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Speaker 1: I've envisioned it already. If you see it, if you

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Speaker 1: believe it, you can achieve it. You can close the

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Speaker 1: cover of the secret and knock that off. It's not

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Speaker 1: gonna work. Let me guess you make under seven hundred

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Speaker 1: k a year, right so you're you're basically middle class.

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to like prove something to me right now?

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Speaker 1: Like like like you have a lot of money, like

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Speaker 1: like you're a big deal? Is that what this is?

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, You ever get to take

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Speaker 1: her out on dates with that salary you make there

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Speaker 1: at the copy place, Because I'll give you some information.

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Speaker 1: I happen to have a boat share with a guy.

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Speaker 1: I could take her out on a boat. You don't

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Speaker 1: even own your own boat. I own a boat with

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Speaker 1: a friend of mine. It's a called a boat share.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's an internet's starting to really really come

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Speaker 1: together right now. You're pretty much all talk at this point.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a boat share? I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: I have the ability to take her out on a

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Speaker 1: boat Monday, Wednesday or Thursday. So you're dragging about the

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Speaker 1: ability to use about three different times during the week. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's who you are. Oh yeah, you have that ability.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Look, you're acting like an idiot.

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Speaker 1: All right. Nothing you say is going to impress her.

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Speaker 1: Nothing you say is impressing to you right now? Right

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Speaker 1: all right? Well let me drop this on you. Then.

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Speaker 1: What do you got a one bedroom apartment? I have

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Speaker 1: a two and a half bedroom, three bath town home.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're so successful. It's near the city, near the city. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, talking ten minutes about and a drive time

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Speaker 1: and a driver or so. Where do you live? You're

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Speaker 1: the absolute perfect successful business man. I think with your

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Speaker 1: half phone boat and your ten minutes commute, with your townhouse,

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Speaker 1: you're a joke. You're wasting my time. I get you

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Speaker 1: to work. You know what, I think you need a

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Speaker 1: little pep talk. Come take my seminar. I got a

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Speaker 1: seminar this Saturday. I'll teach you how to be rich

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Speaker 1: and successful like me. Why don't you come down here

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Speaker 1: and bring your seminar? How about that? You know that's

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Speaker 1: actually a great idea. I can have you print it

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Speaker 1: out for me. Or maybe maybe I can have Leslie

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Speaker 1: print it out for me. Maybe she could drop a

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Speaker 1: few papers on the way over and been over to

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Speaker 1: pick him up and get me in that shut you're

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Speaker 1: not going to come down here. And if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: come down here, it looks for me. Hey, you talked.

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Speaker 1: You talk to customers this way. You need to shut

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Speaker 1: the up. You're not a customer, you're a moral I'll

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Speaker 1: leave your girlfriend alone if you come take my seminar

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Speaker 1: this Saturday. No one's coming to your seminar. Get it

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Speaker 1: through your fat hat. You're a loser. Your friend Dave

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Speaker 1: said he'd come. Dave said he'd be at the seminar. Dave,

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Speaker 1: he said he'd be at the seminar. Dave, your buddy

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Speaker 1: that works it with you. Dave's not coming to your seminar.

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Speaker 1: Dave doesn't even know you. Oh no, he does. Dave

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Speaker 1: actually asked me to call you. No he didn't. Why

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Speaker 1: would you? Why would you even lie this whole halsing

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Speaker 1: bulk from the beginning, it really has been because this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your buddy Dave set

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Speaker 1: you up. He says that you get sick and tired

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Speaker 1: of dudes hitting on your girlfriend at work and wanted

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Speaker 1: me to screw with you. Thanks for wasting my time.

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Speaker 1: I knew it was a joke all along. Oh you did? Yeah, dude, dude,

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Speaker 1: you're obviously not good at this. Oh well, I thought

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Speaker 1: I thought I was. Anyway, your friend thought it would

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Speaker 1: be funny. No, they didn't play. Okay, well you tell

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Speaker 1: your obviously someone puts you on the air. We'll tell

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Speaker 1: your hot girlfriend. I said, Hi, is David the one

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Speaker 1: that told you what she looked like? Is David the

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Speaker 1: one that said she had a nice ass. That's something

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Speaker 1: that's real. He did put that in his email. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said she had a nice butt. So what else

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Speaker 1: did Dave say about my girlfriend? I want to know? Well,

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Speaker 1: he said that she had a nice body, and he

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Speaker 1: said that he hooked up with her, so he feels

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Speaker 1: bad for you. That's not real, is it lying? I

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Speaker 1: don't know, is it? Is it? No? No, I can

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Speaker 1: tell when you're full. All right, Thanks for your time.

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Speaker 1: Your mother been there, done that. You're weak up every

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Speaker 1: morning with taps weekday point five,