Speaker 1: We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion who
Speaker 1: talk back. You know Spanish. That's it, little bit old
Speaker 1: like coming to y'all. Miss me, y'alla a j too,
Speaker 1: mooey picknyo. What's very little? You know me? Very little?
Speaker 1: I know very little? Standish. Hey, y'all stand down, and
Speaker 1: it's a j And we welcome you back to a
Speaker 1: new episode of We Talk Back with your Besties. And
Speaker 1: you know, the world is opening back up and bitches
Speaker 1: just getting on planes, and we just want to talk
Speaker 1: to y'all about getting flute out. Yeah, we got we
Speaker 1: need to talk to women about the what's the world
Speaker 1: about the proper fluid out etiquette because y'all got the
Speaker 1: game fund up. I see 'all here. But before we
Speaker 1: get into that, so we can school these bitches, how
Speaker 1: is your weekend? I got flut out whatever. I went
Speaker 1: to poota kinda over the weekend. It was closed though,
Speaker 1: like they have like a quarantine situation going on and
Speaker 1: just restarted, so like nothing was open, closed were clothes like,
Speaker 1: So we didn't do nothing. But like the beach was open,
Speaker 1: was it hot? Was the weather? Oh no, the weather
Speaker 1: was all right. So it was kind of like cloudy
Speaker 1: the first day, but the next two days it was beautiful,
Speaker 1: So it was nice. I mean, I enjoyed. I got
Speaker 1: to just relax, which is probably what I needed instead
Speaker 1: of too much turn up. I've seen you, girl, I
Speaker 1: see girl. I ate a real carbon and at least
Speaker 1: forty five days at this point. Well, I just had something.
Speaker 1: So there is that poet what carbs your head? That
Speaker 1: damn chocolate and the freezing. I got the sugar free
Speaker 1: ships in the cloud. Look, I don't want to eat
Speaker 1: it last night because I still was faster, but I
Speaker 1: said it's nice. Right, that was good. I need the
Speaker 1: sugar out. I have a crackhead when it comes to sugar.
Speaker 1: Me too. That's why I had the bottles. If y'all
Speaker 1: are addicted to sugar like me, Russell Stovers has like
Speaker 1: sugar free recy cups and sugar free turtles. Yeah yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm she was hit. I ain't touch your turtles now,
Speaker 1: but I didn't eat one those recy cups. It was
Speaker 1: good though, but you can only eat one, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like I feel like I'll keep eating them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have the ships because they sugar free. Anything sugar
Speaker 1: free you eat too many. You're gonna be do doing? Really?
Speaker 1: Give me two more? Yeah, I learned the hardware. This
Speaker 1: is not a nice laxative to me. What about your weekend? Um,
Speaker 1: I didn't do much this weekend. I went to Florida
Speaker 1: last weekend, last week anyway, but I ain't do much
Speaker 1: this weekend. Cool hum, and figure out what the funk
Speaker 1: we're gonna do for this week. Try to learn some stuff.
Speaker 1: Anybody out there who know how to use premiere and
Speaker 1: final cut all that bullshit, you want to be an
Speaker 1: intern for our show? Look, hit us up, please, bitch.
Speaker 1: We need fucking help. Okay, we need you. Appreciate its left.
Speaker 1: For the most part, it was chilling the whole weekend.
Speaker 1: I mean literally Saturday, I didn't get out of the
Speaker 1: house of like five o'clock and it started pouring down, raining,
Speaker 1: so that the whole weekend it was raining. Crazy. Well
Speaker 1: I did, I had the phone for you, Thank you
Speaker 1: any time. So let's squeeze in and ask a black
Speaker 1: friend question. So this week Ask a Black Friend comes
Speaker 1: from a listener by the name of Juel came in
Speaker 1: via Instagram and she says, Hi, my name is Juel,
Speaker 1: and I have and ask a black friend question, why
Speaker 1: do black girls act as if they own every hair style?
Speaker 1: I mean black women wear blonde here, That's what she said, bitch.
Speaker 1: I mean black women were blonde here all the time.
Speaker 1: You guys straighten your hair and by here too. I
Speaker 1: recently went on vacation and got boxer braids. Car Rolls
Speaker 1: is what you got, and I got so many hateful
Speaker 1: comments on social media for them. I have seen this
Speaker 1: happen to other white women before as well, and I
Speaker 1: think it's just so unfair. I was writing just to
Speaker 1: see what you guys think about it. I love the show.
Speaker 1: By the way, Thanks, hey Jule, thanks for writing. In
Speaker 1: first and foremost second, we do on every hairstyle. We
Speaker 1: literally can do everything with our hair. You know, we
Speaker 1: can do everything with our hair. Um. I really don't
Speaker 1: give a funk how you wear your hair. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: would never be one of those people in a in
Speaker 1: a white woman's comments talking about her hair hair. I
Speaker 1: don't care. As long as you didn't braik your hair
Speaker 1: down and then put black face on, We're cool. It's
Speaker 1: the black face for me exactly. So yeah, and first
Speaker 1: of all, they're just corn row. Uh, They're not to
Speaker 1: be used with actual corn. I've seen that, well, you
Speaker 1: know what in slavery, here's some here's some you know,
Speaker 1: little education for you jewel. They would hide rice and
Speaker 1: bits of corn inside the braids that you call boxer
Speaker 1: braids to have food to eat when they're trying to
Speaker 1: sneak away from slavery. So until you put some corn
Speaker 1: and rice in that thing. But I've seen a bit
Speaker 1: put in corn and they dare in corn rows. A
Speaker 1: black white lady and corn in the corn room because
Speaker 1: they're corn rows. So she just wanted corner, and that
Speaker 1: corn goes in the corn row. And they're just called
Speaker 1: box braids, not they're calling the boxer braids because that's
Speaker 1: how boxers where they're here when they box boxers. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're box braise because of how you part the hair.
Speaker 1: That's the box braids is like the long plaids. But
Speaker 1: the boxer braids aren't what we call corn rows. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Boxer braids are usually small French braids
Speaker 1: because they don't know how to do an actual corn room.
Speaker 1: Hey listen, so where you're here, how the fun you
Speaker 1: want to wear it. I'm not here to judge you
Speaker 1: for it. I will wear, we've I will wear. But
Speaker 1: I used to wear blonde hair for years until I
Speaker 1: win black. I'm like, you know, this looks really classic.
Speaker 1: What the fund am I doing? But blonde hair? Can?
Speaker 1: Black people do have blonde hair? So when you say that, like,
Speaker 1: that's totally incorrect. Exactly. Black people come in all shapes, forms, sizes,
Speaker 1: hair texture. You got curly hair, blonde head, red hair
Speaker 1: black people like seriously, so that doesn't necessarily apply, right,
Speaker 1: But girl, do your thing. Boxer braids your ship up, bitch,
Speaker 1: we don't care. Thank you for listening, though, we love
Speaker 1: you so for this week and stupid Internet new is
Speaker 1: not calling them stupid though. Did you see Eric Amina
Speaker 1: in Safari and how the beef in? Oh? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that's a sad, sad situation. I get some type of
Speaker 1: energy from Safari that he is insecure about who he married.
Speaker 1: The world may never know, but what we do know
Speaker 1: is that he wants to be present in the the
Speaker 1: delivery room when she's delivering their child, and he went
Speaker 1: to a judge about it. How do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: Should he be allowed to be present because he's the father? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: especially if he wants to be president do you know
Speaker 1: how many women would love for their kids father to
Speaker 1: be president in any like capacity? But shouldn't um the
Speaker 1: delivery room be a space of love? The energy should
Speaker 1: be all pleasant energy for the mother who's bringing this
Speaker 1: into the earth. You know, why wouldn't you want her
Speaker 1: to be in the most beautiful space. Yes, if you're
Speaker 1: bringing her something or maybe he needs to change whatever
Speaker 1: it is that he's doing to make her feel more
Speaker 1: comfortable and more in time. To have him there for
Speaker 1: the birth and going to the judge is not well,
Speaker 1: you got to bring the white man into everything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just maybe it's just that serious because maybe he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm the father, so I should be their type shit,
Speaker 1: And she's like, no, I don't want you there, And
Speaker 1: I feel like, yes, the woman is giving birth, and
Speaker 1: if this person causes you that much mental anguish, maybe
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be there. Right. That's how I feel like,
Speaker 1: if if I can't be at peace, I don't want
Speaker 1: to know Nigga like standing over me like, yeah, bitch,
Speaker 1: push my baby. I'll use stupid dumb bitch. You know.
Speaker 1: You know he's already trying to take custody right the
Speaker 1: other daughter, So it's like, I'm literally pushing out his
Speaker 1: child child. I gotta fight him about these kids now, right,
Speaker 1: So it's just kind of unfair to her as a mom.
Speaker 1: I feel like, and I don't feel like a judge
Speaker 1: should be able to decide who's there for me to
Speaker 1: bring life on earth. I don't like because I don't care.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm doing. You know there's we can't
Speaker 1: make babies without being that's the truth. But Nigga, you
Speaker 1: can't push this baby into the world like nothing. You
Speaker 1: can't do that. I gotta do it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it need. You need to kiss, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: he needs to do. And I don't think a judge
Speaker 1: I don't like again, I don't like the government of
Speaker 1: my fucking business, and I don't think the judge can
Speaker 1: even force something like that. I don't know. We're gonna
Speaker 1: see in a minute here, but I hope not because
Speaker 1: that just seems very um man. He just seems kind
Speaker 1: of toxic nowadays. For some reason. He's always the first
Speaker 1: to run to the internet when they're having problems, but
Speaker 1: not then when they're splitting up, like you don't know
Speaker 1: if you're gonna work it out or not. Now you
Speaker 1: look crazy because you don't put hair in the media
Speaker 1: that you're no longer together. You're getting back and forth. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: keep be dumb bitches in private, please until you're ready
Speaker 1: to not be a dumb bitch anymore. And you know what,
Speaker 1: it ain't necessarily we are, Like any relationship goes through
Speaker 1: those highs and lows and ups and downs and breakups
Speaker 1: and stay together. You break up at least six times
Speaker 1: before you really break up, you know, for real, but
Speaker 1: just don't share it with the social media. Like the
Speaker 1: world don't need to know unless you found a way
Speaker 1: to monitorze it. Don't tell the world. And now she's
Speaker 1: about to be back on Love and Hip Hop. I
Speaker 1: thought she said that's for broke people. Exactly about back
Speaker 1: the Hometown Homies is supposed to be on Loving hip Hop.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see Renny Roucie's How do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like she would be a good cast member?
Speaker 1: I do. I know she's probably gonna beat a bit
Speaker 1: up on that, though. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: you could have to beat a bit up on their dang.
Speaker 1: I hope, yeah, I hope it catapults her career like
Speaker 1: it did for card b. It don't work like that
Speaker 1: for everybody's else. It doesn't. It can be like a
Speaker 1: like a bad woman. Yeah yeah, destroy your career or
Speaker 1: make it. You'll just be a reality TV star and
Speaker 1: that's it they see, and nobody want to hear your music.
Speaker 1: And that's as far as you go. But Renny makes
Speaker 1: good music. She makes great music. I hate the fact
Speaker 1: that her Mulatto was be feeling back and forth because
Speaker 1: I think both of them are great rap artists and
Speaker 1: maybe they could come together. Women right, because they both
Speaker 1: malt of right, Melotto, change her damn name, big Lotto,
Speaker 1: big really big Lotto. Why y'all both can't be beat together?
Speaker 1: Really beat her up? And we don't want them to fight.
Speaker 1: We want them to come together. Nobody's gonna beat nobody. Listen, y'all.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's coming from a bitch who religiously
Speaker 1: watched fight videos on Instagram. That's my guilty pleasure. Why
Speaker 1: are you telling about I also watched pimple popping videos?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Watch them? What people be popping
Speaker 1: on the coochie like hair bumps? You don't watch that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't seen the coochie ones you
Speaker 1: don't see the Clinton none of that bow now, but
Speaker 1: you know, you know have the hair bumps. Man, you
Speaker 1: should see something living on the top of some girls
Speaker 1: vagina right, Like you know, you use too many oils
Speaker 1: and people use near they're really closedpores. So this ship
Speaker 1: was coming out looking like a little warm. I love
Speaker 1: pimple popping videos. Hey guys, it's trying to make some
Speaker 1: bill payments real quick. We'll be back in a second,
Speaker 1: all right. So you know we were just talking about
Speaker 1: Eric Amina and Safari. Don't you know, it's a whole
Speaker 1: hashtag going on. It's like trending on Twitter. In Father's Day?
Speaker 1: Is it in Father's day? Home? You makes Sean saying
Speaker 1: exactly what it is? Yeah, and father's days in no
Speaker 1: father's then yes? To get rid of the uh societal patriarchy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: norms of patriarchy and families? What the if you didn't
Speaker 1: have a daddy? Just say that I love my daddy
Speaker 1: me too, Like what's wrong with y'all? Like I want
Speaker 1: to take my daddy a bottle of do say um
Speaker 1: this beat y'all, beat you. I love mrs Probably give
Speaker 1: you that NIGGD. Listen, my daddy wife is as old
Speaker 1: as my older sister. So my older sisters, I don't
Speaker 1: know them bitches like forty between forty threety five. No,
Speaker 1: yeah they might. My daddy is seventy. His wife isn't
Speaker 1: her daddy? Yeah? But no, never in Father's Day life.
Speaker 1: I just think it's a bunch of trolls just trying
Speaker 1: to get people riled up. Nobody really wants to end
Speaker 1: Father's Day. You know. I looked it up and that's
Speaker 1: that's exactly what's going on. It's like a group of
Speaker 1: people who just create confusion basically, and then you'll still
Speaker 1: have like the regular person who picks up on it
Speaker 1: and actually uses this some mom who is the mother
Speaker 1: and the father. I'm the mother and the father was
Speaker 1: seeing the people who was using the hashtag are more
Speaker 1: so than more fluid? O? Your fluid community wanting to
Speaker 1: get rid of men? Are they the fluid community? And
Speaker 1: what would it? Because our girl, I don't know what
Speaker 1: call it's so many different communities now, I can't keep
Speaker 1: up with y'all. Can't be men. I'm sorry. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to get into that conversation, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: love men, and I love fathers, and I love good
Speaker 1: fathers so and we love your daddy's too. But all right,
Speaker 1: this is to the women, and I know and I
Speaker 1: love y'all, and I know y'all hurting and women who
Speaker 1: are saying that I am the mother and the father
Speaker 1: on Father's Day, you are not the father. In the
Speaker 1: words of Marie, you are not the father that you
Speaker 1: are at a phenomenal mother. You do it all by yourself.
Speaker 1: I commend you, I pet you on the back. I
Speaker 1: want to give your flowers, but on Mother's Day is
Speaker 1: when I give it to you, not on Father's Day.
Speaker 1: So Happy Father's Day to all the fathers, to all
Speaker 1: the fathers out there, Happy Father's Day. We ain't gonna
Speaker 1: eat y'all. Yeah, now, speaking of one in Father's Day?
Speaker 1: What's up with the women? I want to take their
Speaker 1: husband's last name. I feel like if the man that
Speaker 1: you're with, you're not proud to be with him, because
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what it is. When you take
Speaker 1: a man's last name, you marry them, they give you
Speaker 1: the rain, you go through the whole whatever, whatever it's tradition,
Speaker 1: you should be proud to take that man's last name.
Speaker 1: You know what if his last name is like but
Speaker 1: or something like a J. Butts, I don't want that
Speaker 1: last name. Now I might hyphenate it. Now I'm with
Speaker 1: that hyphenate. So did you see that post where the
Speaker 1: girl was saying she would not give if she's not
Speaker 1: married right and has a baby for someone, she's not
Speaker 1: giving the child the father's last name, and if she's
Speaker 1: even if she's married, she's not like obligated to take
Speaker 1: the man's last name or something up to that effect.
Speaker 1: I can understand both perspectives, honestly, because let's say I
Speaker 1: have a child with a man and we decide that
Speaker 1: we're not going to be together, there's nothing gonna happen
Speaker 1: between us, and then I give my baby his last name.
Speaker 1: And then I meet somebody who do love me and
Speaker 1: want to be with me, and we get married and
Speaker 1: have kids. Now I got kids with one last name.
Speaker 1: We got all me. The other baby and the husband
Speaker 1: have this last name, and then this other child has
Speaker 1: this man's last name. Nothing always change the child's last name,
Speaker 1: because what's the girl eva? Um? Yeah, she yeah, But
Speaker 1: the father has to sign off on that, do they?
Speaker 1: I don't. I doubt the hell that she that guy
Speaker 1: was putting her through. I doubt that he signed signed
Speaker 1: off on her child like he didn't show up the court. Possible,
Speaker 1: but I had to look at the laws on that.
Speaker 1: But you have women out here, out here like refusing
Speaker 1: to take on the man that they chose last name.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, if you're not proud of them,
Speaker 1: then just married him and you for the more. You
Speaker 1: should not be having children with somebody one of his
Speaker 1: last name is cunt liquor. Shut up, you already said, butts, bitch,
Speaker 1: can't I can't be Tamala cunt liquor, Tamla mclovin. No, actually,
Speaker 1: mclovin isn't that bad? Then? What if you got six
Speaker 1: baby daddies? Now? This is Tek Jones, this is Ashley Taylor,
Speaker 1: this is Mustafa. You got all baby If you do,
Speaker 1: why can't they all come from you? Why you can't
Speaker 1: give them all your name? You couldn't, and I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess for legal purposes if that, if you aren't
Speaker 1: married like you, I mean, especially if the person isn't
Speaker 1: about to be in your child's life, do I need
Speaker 1: to carry on your last name? Maybe not so much.
Speaker 1: But we have women saying, even if they're married, like
Speaker 1: they don't want the nigga last name, Like, that's weird
Speaker 1: to me. I want my nigga last night. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to get rid of that. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: be tamalabaka. You threw that in there, you better put
Speaker 1: it in there. Put it in the universe. Well, let's
Speaker 1: get into today's topic. We're talking about getting fluid out period.
Speaker 1: So there was a post that went out. It was
Speaker 1: like on share room or something. So old girl, a
Speaker 1: guy she had been talking to, she had been sexting
Speaker 1: with and having FaceTime sex. He bought her plane ticket
Speaker 1: in a room to visit him, and then once she
Speaker 1: got there, he was like, what's up. I'm about ready
Speaker 1: to pull up on you, and she's like you want
Speaker 1: to do what? He's like, I'm trying to pull up
Speaker 1: on you and trying to see you. She's like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to have sex, you know, I just I
Speaker 1: don't see me tonight. I can possibly see you tomorrow,
Speaker 1: but I'll let you know right now. I don't want
Speaker 1: to have sex. And he just was like, what the
Speaker 1: fucking means? Did you know why I flew you out?
Speaker 1: So he's like, nah, fuck you, I'm about to cancel
Speaker 1: your room and I'm gonna cancel your flight, and she
Speaker 1: was like, no, police, don't do that. I don't have
Speaker 1: no money. I don't have no where. She tried to
Speaker 1: start calling his phone. Right, the man had been trying
Speaker 1: to reach you, Right, you weren't answering any face times
Speaker 1: or phone calls. But now you're calling him when he
Speaker 1: talked about pulling that check on your ass. But rule
Speaker 1: number one, don't go nowhere without no money. That is
Speaker 1: rule number one to getting fluid out. I don't know
Speaker 1: who raised your hosts, right, don't. First of all, you don't.
Speaker 1: My mama told me not to go nowhere. Don't leave
Speaker 1: a house without money, right and clean under where you're going.
Speaker 1: You're going somewhere out in your community. You need to
Speaker 1: have some money in your pocket. Don't go nowhere empty handed. Um.
Speaker 1: Rule number two, when the niggabook you a ticket, called
Speaker 1: the airline and put security on that ship, he can't
Speaker 1: cancel that uh right, bit he needs a security call
Speaker 1: to cancel your ship or or furthermore, I have booked
Speaker 1: my own ship and got reimbursed immediately tell if you
Speaker 1: want to use the point of your credit card, so
Speaker 1: book your book your hotel room, yourself, book your flight
Speaker 1: and get the money back. Now, if you're dealing with
Speaker 1: somebody that you are afraid they won't give you the
Speaker 1: money back, you still can always just cancel the ship,
Speaker 1: right regardless, so or get the money off fronting the
Speaker 1: book it, or don't book in and keep the money,
Speaker 1: whichever you want to do. But just don't ever play
Speaker 1: yourself like that, and don't play with these men like
Speaker 1: you had already been conversating with this man, like, let's
Speaker 1: let's forget the text, right, because I believe this happens, right,
Speaker 1: the audacity like of a man to assume you fucking
Speaker 1: right understand that part you have been You gave him
Speaker 1: the idea, yeah, like you had been sexing him, sexting him, um,
Speaker 1: talking about sex, sending pictures and ship like that, and
Speaker 1: now he don't flew flew your ass out somewhere and
Speaker 1: you acting like you don't understand what the assignment is
Speaker 1: that pussy for a real nigga, right, that's why you
Speaker 1: sent you the ticket. Me personally, I'm not only nowhere,
Speaker 1: I'm not flying to no nigga. I don't want to
Speaker 1: suck me neither. I'm not no, so I don't fly
Speaker 1: nowhere to any man that I wouldn't fuck right there
Speaker 1: you go, that's right, Sam, that I wouldn't. You could
Speaker 1: do something to keep you from getting this busy, right
Speaker 1: for sure. But the potential for you to get something
Speaker 1: is there. If I got on the plane to see you. Now,
Speaker 1: if I feel out myself, yeah, I might not even
Speaker 1: see a bit your ass, Like that's a trip I'm
Speaker 1: just going on, right, Yeah. I feel like she may
Speaker 1: have had somebody else. Yeah. Now the first night, she
Speaker 1: was like, um, as midnight, I'm just getting to the
Speaker 1: hotel and flew in late whatever. I understand that. And
Speaker 1: she wants to rest because flying and all that traveling.
Speaker 1: Really now, you gotta entertain the niggat midnight. I understand
Speaker 1: that part. But he was like, okay, cool, yeah, get
Speaker 1: your rest. I could come in the morning. And she
Speaker 1: was like how like like as friends, right, what you're
Speaker 1: doing too much? You going to play that card once
Speaker 1: he got there. You could have even played the period
Speaker 1: came on on the flight card or something. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but you ain't. Have you played it wrong? I was
Speaker 1: thinking maybe her period was on and she was afraid
Speaker 1: to tell him, you know, because I feel like, yeah, women.
Speaker 1: Men think that they're obligated to women's pussy. Man, they
Speaker 1: don't even take into consideration periods and ship like that,
Speaker 1: Like we literally plan our life around period, right, like
Speaker 1: we want to take a trip, birthday coming up, like
Speaker 1: whatever it is, we gotta look at the calendar and
Speaker 1: see when our period could possibly be on. So sometimes
Speaker 1: it might pop up on your early Maybe she didn't know,
Speaker 1: maybe the period started and she just didn't know how
Speaker 1: to tell him. Hey, like you know, because niggas think
Speaker 1: that's a lie sometimes, But I thinks, now you gotta
Speaker 1: something new, Dick, Like no, so listen, do not go
Speaker 1: nowhere without your own money future. Remember the girl that's
Speaker 1: how to hold Uh Yes, I'm good. Love and joy
Speaker 1: ship started because he flew a girl out who thought
Speaker 1: she was coming to go to the studio. This naked
Speaker 1: text her like yeah, put something sexy on him, but
Speaker 1: I'm on the way, and she like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: pump your brakes, like I didn't come here for that, right.
Speaker 1: Maybe she wasn't sexting him, and maybe she didn't give
Speaker 1: him that um idea that she was going to suck him,
Speaker 1: But somehow he just had in his mind and he
Speaker 1: was anytime a man. So this is the thing I
Speaker 1: feel like a man feels if he buys a plane ticket,
Speaker 1: he's entitled to pussy that it came along with the
Speaker 1: plane ticket. They feel the same way about food, like
Speaker 1: pussy come with food first of all, Nigga, me and
Speaker 1: my friends eat like drug dealers all the time. Right,
Speaker 1: you don't get this pussy by the meal. I'm sorry. Listen,
Speaker 1: if you fly me out and you like acting all
Speaker 1: thirsty as soon as I hoped off the plane, that's
Speaker 1: a no pussy deal for you. Don't touch me. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you quick. Oh my god, t s A
Speaker 1: stopped me at the gate. They told me my pussy
Speaker 1: was too bombed. I could not bring it. Look, if
Speaker 1: I decide I want to funk, I'll get my friend
Speaker 1: over here. But right now you're acting to thirsty. Don't
Speaker 1: touch me. Keep your hands to yourself, relax, make me
Speaker 1: want you. You know what I'm saying, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess men men really don't think women have preference. Like,
Speaker 1: just because you like me, they don't automatically mean I
Speaker 1: like your ass. Right, just because you bought a plane
Speaker 1: ticket doesn't mean I'm gonna like you when I ARRIVEE.
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's a situation where like maybe she
Speaker 1: met him on Instagram or something like that, and this
Speaker 1: is their first time hanging out, you know, like I
Speaker 1: don't even know you for real, aside from this conversation
Speaker 1: on the phone, which is the most intimate sometimes conversation
Speaker 1: talking a lot. But maybe maybe they shouldn't feel obligated
Speaker 1: to fuck you. I don't even know you. That they
Speaker 1: absolutely should not be obligated feel obligated be because they
Speaker 1: bought a plane ticket. First of all, how much is
Speaker 1: a plane ticket across the country, even if you're going
Speaker 1: from Miami to l A. Let's say you're going Miami,
Speaker 1: Miami to Seattle, it's still not that much to entitle
Speaker 1: you to my body. Men, Then you didn't flew the
Speaker 1: girl out, and now you and you stink. She don't
Speaker 1: want to fuck you. You stink. You couldn't wash your
Speaker 1: balls before I got off the blairl A stink mouth,
Speaker 1: M teeth dirty, na. See I'm looking all in your
Speaker 1: mouth on the face time. But you can't smell of
Speaker 1: breath through the right dog but a stinking mouth. It's
Speaker 1: a little small, subtle ship that turning woman off. This
Speaker 1: man didn't even get get to make it to the
Speaker 1: hotel room. Yeah, she was wilding she could at least
Speaker 1: have breakfast with the dude, Like, I feel like she
Speaker 1: hasked somebody else. Let's hope the bitch did because she
Speaker 1: didn't have nowhere to go exactly like, but based on
Speaker 1: her messages back to him, it's like you flew out
Speaker 1: there with no fucking money. Hey, you ain't trying to
Speaker 1: give him no pussy? Right? What is your currency? My friend?
Speaker 1: How are you How are you gonna feed yourself? Like?
Speaker 1: What if he only came to fun? How are you
Speaker 1: gonna eat? How do you expect this man to hang
Speaker 1: out with you for nothing? I'm not saying you have
Speaker 1: to give him sex, that you at least tell us
Speaker 1: some jokes, bitch, God damn, but listen, we've compiled a
Speaker 1: list in which Tim kind of touched on two of
Speaker 1: them already. So we got a list compiled of the
Speaker 1: dudes and don't when getting flew it out, like, got
Speaker 1: to be more careful, all right, So we already did
Speaker 1: rule number one, which is always always always have your
Speaker 1: own money. Rule number two if he's if you're letting
Speaker 1: this person book the flight for you. As soon as
Speaker 1: you he's seen you that flight information, you call the
Speaker 1: airline and you put security on your ticket. You can
Speaker 1: put a password on your ticket and you'll be the
Speaker 1: only one who can change or cancel your flight. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter whose credit card is on your name, You'll
Speaker 1: be the only one to do it, okay. UM, So
Speaker 1: number three, if you're booking the flight, get reimbursed in advance. Basically,
Speaker 1: get the fucking money up front from these guys if
Speaker 1: they flying you out right, you know, maybe you want,
Speaker 1: maybe you don't want to give him your personal information
Speaker 1: to book the flight for you. Get the money in
Speaker 1: advanced right. UM ruined them before because hold away because
Speaker 1: they't that worse than paying for your own ticket and
Speaker 1: getting fun and gotta fly home with a wet asks
Speaker 1: and no money. Never happened to me. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying I can't imagine that being nothing
Speaker 1: worse than that. If the flight, the day of the
Speaker 1: flight comes up and you haven't gotten the money back,
Speaker 1: you should have never been going. Should cancel that ship
Speaker 1: in the first place if you paid for it and
Speaker 1: you haven't got reimbursed yet. That's why I'm saying, get
Speaker 1: the money up front, even try to get reimbursed, because
Speaker 1: he was like, man, I'll get the money when you
Speaker 1: get hire. No, already booked it. I sent you confirmation
Speaker 1: this book. Okay, I'm not trying to renig on the pussy.
Speaker 1: Just send me the money before I get down here.
Speaker 1: Grow men, understand that number four. Make sure you know
Speaker 1: where the funk you're gonna be staying there. Where are
Speaker 1: your accommodations. Don't be like I don't know where he
Speaker 1: got me at. No, you need to know where you're staying,
Speaker 1: and it needs to be up to part. It needs
Speaker 1: to be up to your standards. So wherever you would
Speaker 1: pay to stay at might better Actually listen if you
Speaker 1: flinch when you're ask him like, hey, I want to
Speaker 1: stay at the World, or maybe you should stay your
Speaker 1: sucking ass home I don't know right, or he have
Speaker 1: you on the blow up mattress at the bouncy house.
Speaker 1: I think I have your ass, Like qua uh, what's
Speaker 1: number five? Number five? Let someone know where you are.
Speaker 1: Turn your location on, share your location with your home
Speaker 1: girl or your family. Don't just go out there blind
Speaker 1: like that. Get the nigger social security number possible right,
Speaker 1: and send it to us so we can get some bags.
Speaker 1: Guccis Charlotte. Right, Hey, look you've got something for you
Speaker 1: got a couple of dollars. You know. The worst part
Speaker 1: like when he was doing that, damn all the rights
Speaker 1: and ship Nikkas was trying to sell the bags for
Speaker 1: the same price at the store. If you don't quit
Speaker 1: playing with me. Not that I know anyone that was
Speaker 1: selling them, That's just what I heard, right, it was
Speaker 1: only like a five pc discount. I know it was
Speaker 1: hard work breaking into those places. That come on man,
Speaker 1: number five's number six? Right? Did I misnumber it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Number six? Okay, don't fly out to someone you wouldn't
Speaker 1: fuck for free? Right in plain that tip. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying is, I mean, don't necessary don't funk for free.
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you to do that, But don't fun
Speaker 1: nobody for money that you wouldn't funk for free. Then
Speaker 1: you're not at home. Simple math. The math was math
Speaker 1: and real good at time. Don't fuck nobody that you
Speaker 1: wouldn't funk for free, but don't do it for free.
Speaker 1: Just don't do it for money, just for the money.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? No? See it the first wage? Okay,
Speaker 1: don't funk anybody for free. I don't know. Don't funk
Speaker 1: anybody that you wouldn't funk for free. Right, Basically, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna suck you anyway because I like you or something
Speaker 1: about you I like, right, but I'm still not doing
Speaker 1: it for fucking free. But but I'm not going to,
Speaker 1: all right, make sure you get waxed. Don't we going
Speaker 1: out there with that fucking limpball pussy, right, Clean it
Speaker 1: up nice, make it pretty, make sure miss pussy. That's
Speaker 1: what the old lady said, Keep miss pussy nice and pretty.
Speaker 1: My mom will call it a money mack. Make sure
Speaker 1: your fucking money mack is clean. Please, Yes, And and
Speaker 1: last but not least, come with a positive attitude and
Speaker 1: have a good time. Life is short. You know you
Speaker 1: only live once. Don't be flying out nowhere acting entitled
Speaker 1: like somebody opened some ship because nobody owe you nothing,
Speaker 1: complaining about what you didn't secure in the first place.
Speaker 1: You need to know what the fun going on before
Speaker 1: you go, and just be a nice person, gonna have
Speaker 1: fun and don't let nobody's ship on you. Right, literally, literally,
Speaker 1: don't go out there because you know y'all be getting
Speaker 1: flowed out to do big and ship piste off for
Speaker 1: t I mean, if that's what you're into, just literally
Speaker 1: a porter party, right, Okay? That is the eight s
Speaker 1: E in the eight Rules to getting Fluid Out Ladies.
Speaker 1: Seven eight. How many rules we've got, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that we can add some more to
Speaker 1: this list, but I feel like those are the most
Speaker 1: high meetings at that point. Yeah, that's the most important thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: And just be careful, man, Just be careful and make
Speaker 1: sure you know your surroundings. Oh yeah, pack a weapon
Speaker 1: if you can, you can put it. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: definitely put a knife in your bag and the taser.
Speaker 1: I just feel like you should stay your sucking ass home.
Speaker 1: If if a nigga give you those type of vibes,
Speaker 1: if you just never know, Yeah, you never know, because
Speaker 1: they don't even have to be the nigga you go
Speaker 1: to see. It could be somebody else out there. You
Speaker 1: leaving the airport and somebody else running open and maybe
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't be getting food out to niggas they
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe y'all should have some type of other encounter.
Speaker 1: Maybe he should fly to you first, and there's no
Speaker 1: obligation for him to get because he can get his
Speaker 1: own room or whatever I mean before y'all fuck like
Speaker 1: meet in a in a perfect world where women just
Speaker 1: not flying out the random niggas off Instagram. That's happening.
Speaker 1: That's what it's as getting fluid out as we speak.
Speaker 1: And on the Tuesday Spirit, Oh hell no, don't let
Speaker 1: rule number nine. Don't let that nigga fly you on
Speaker 1: the Spirit. Spirit two times in the last year. How
Speaker 1: you felt you feel safe? You only can fly Spirit
Speaker 1: if you're coming right back. Don't fun. Don't be trying
Speaker 1: to fly Spirit like for real, I flew one way
Speaker 1: Spirit and then back another airline for a vacation trip
Speaker 1: this year and last year I flew I feel Spirit
Speaker 1: just to go to Miami and come right back Spirit
Speaker 1: kind of like a Greyhound in round trip same day. Yes,
Speaker 1: have you coming back the same day? Would have got
Speaker 1: that book back? Yeah? Spirit, they got no seats, they
Speaker 1: just got their things. You hold up to the stack
Speaker 1: like you hold up. Hey, look, I'm not ashamed. So
Speaker 1: I've been on the airline like that and your forty
Speaker 1: five dollars. That's like Ryan Air in Europe. We used
Speaker 1: to fly Ryan Air. And I promise you like you
Speaker 1: could just stand up in the front and hold on,
Speaker 1: like you need to have to have no seat, but
Speaker 1: they pissed you all every time. Just just know you
Speaker 1: might have to fight somebody alright. So before we get
Speaker 1: into today's random sex fact, let's get these people their money.
Speaker 1: So today's random sex fact is brought to you by
Speaker 1: thrillists dot com and it's about the Mile High Club.
Speaker 1: Um it says flying high makes for better orgasms. So
Speaker 1: it says the dipping atmospheric pressure is said to increase
Speaker 1: orgasmic intensity. The higher you fly, the less oxygen is
Speaker 1: in the air, you get mile hypoxia, which many believe
Speaker 1: leads to a better orgasm. Another very simple explanation is
Speaker 1: that the plane's vibrations heightened arousal. So if you're not
Speaker 1: gonna get none when you lasses get something in the air, Okay,
Speaker 1: you ever did that before? You have everything? I have
Speaker 1: no listen. So this is when I was living in
Speaker 1: England and my boyfriend at the time, it was Valentine's Day,
Speaker 1: he took me to see The Lion King on like uh,
Speaker 1: I guess the play, and then he bought me a
Speaker 1: plane ticket home to visit my mom because I was homesick.
Speaker 1: So we flew back to the States and I sucked
Speaker 1: him on the plane. I couldn't wait in the bathroom
Speaker 1: in our row. It was one of those massive planes
Speaker 1: like went with like eight seats in the middle. Was dark.
Speaker 1: It was dark. It was a red Eye, and he
Speaker 1: got he got some buns in some heads on the plane.
Speaker 1: You know what I don't like. I don't like people
Speaker 1: to ask me for random head Like if we're in
Speaker 1: the car and they could be like, you know, trying
Speaker 1: to ask me I want to get nasty. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm learning things about myself that I don't like niggas
Speaker 1: to ask me for. I like stuff like that. No,
Speaker 1: don't ask me to suck your dick. Don't ask me,
Speaker 1: no pussy. If I want to suck your dick while
Speaker 1: you're driving, I'm gonna put your dick out and suck
Speaker 1: your dick while you're driving. Don't be like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't deserve some road head. Don't do that. Not like that.
Speaker 1: I don't deserve. Don't don't like. No, no, you don't.
Speaker 1: But if you'd be like, why don't you give me
Speaker 1: a little sloppy tuppy real quick? And then I'll get
Speaker 1: you when we pull over. Yeah, like pull it out there,
Speaker 1: We'll pull it out your mom. I would really talk
Speaker 1: about how you asked you yes, finessing me on some
Speaker 1: head place. Thank you. So Look, if you guys enjoyed
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Speaker 1: I'm aj Holiday two point oh, I'm official Tam BAM
Speaker 1: and we out peace