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Speaker 1: Second date, up date, that's a guy.

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Speaker 2: I can think of a lot of qualities that men

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Speaker 2: someone who's sweet, who likes to laugh. I didn't hear

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Speaker 2: any laughter from the ladies and continue, but extra toe

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Speaker 2: wouldn't say no to that. You never know when you

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Speaker 2: need a really good backscratch. Just tossed that foot in.

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Speaker 3: Their work, you know what, the extra But maybe the

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Speaker 3: number one sexiest quality a woman can have from a

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Speaker 3: guy's perspective is somebody who is low maintenance.

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Speaker 2: And apparently that from a guy's perspective, I know the

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Speaker 2: ladies aren't going to understand that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, come perpetive.

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Speaker 2: But okay, apparently that's what one of our listeners, Eddie

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Speaker 2: found recently from his date, who, in typical low maintenance fashion,

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Speaker 2: is not calling him. I apologize for her actions. I

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Speaker 2: do not think they're warranted.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you haven't heard anything about his date.

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Speaker 2: I am already on Eddie's side.

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Speaker 5: How does that feel, Eddie?

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Speaker 6: That feels really good?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, you guys are like.

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Speaker 4: Bro bonded or something, right now, where'd you find this

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Speaker 4: low maintenance woman?

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Speaker 6: So we met online on one of those chat sites you.

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Speaker 7: Know, Okay, low maintenance girls dot Com.

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Speaker 6: Right now, Joe, Yeah, now a.

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Speaker 7: Site they're on like once a year. You can only

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Speaker 7: catch them.

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Speaker 2: Be on there all the time. But Eddie, what's this

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Speaker 2: low maintenance woman's name?

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Speaker 6: Melanie?

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Speaker 5: Melanie?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 4: I mean, did you know from the beginning that she

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Speaker 4: was someone that, I mean that you were looking for?

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Speaker 6: Right? Well, you know what I really liked un your

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Speaker 6: profile it said that she was low maintenance, so that

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Speaker 6: that was a gem for me. So I was like,

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Speaker 6: you know what, prove it?

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Speaker 8: Oh no, that really sounds like you're high maintenance.

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Speaker 5: You can't say that, Eddie.

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Speaker 6: No, no, So I asked, I asked, you know, do

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Speaker 6: you want to do a fancy cooking class or play?

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Speaker 6: She said, we can, but that's not really her thing.

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Speaker 6: She said, Literally, if you want to grab food and

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Speaker 6: just watch a movie in the back of your car,

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Speaker 6: I'm up for it.

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Speaker 5: In the back of your car on your phone. I

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Speaker 6: Definitely had to be creative. I decided to test it.

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Speaker 6: So we ended up meeting in one of those parking

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Speaker 5: It's also so sketchy.

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Speaker 7: Are you going with the back seat of the car.

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Speaker 6: Idea. Yeah, I mean I had to test it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's why she's not called here. She actually came.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she showed up. She gave me a big hug,

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Speaker 6: and she looked like her pictures.

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Speaker 2: That's great, But did you ever warn her that this

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Speaker 2: was actually the date that you had planned.

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Speaker 6: I wanted to be a surprise.

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Speaker 5: No, those surprises.

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Speaker 4: Are typically good things, like you put thought into stuff.

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Speaker 7: Look, I like her already. I love low maintenance. But

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Speaker 7: I think she was saying it.

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Speaker 4: As a joke, and low maintenance doesn't mean you don't

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Speaker 4: want to have someone that's thoughtful.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, at least, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: We're already getting all judgmental. We should figure out what

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Speaker 2: happened when you showed her.

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Speaker 7: What the date was.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so I said I had a surprise for her.

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Speaker 6: I took my car, opened the back door, and then

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Speaker 6: right there there's three big bags of wind bes. You know,

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Speaker 6: I was being thoughtful. And then I had finding Nemo

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Speaker 5: Still in a mole parking lot.

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Speaker 8: The smell of the fast food in a car, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 8: it just never sounds good unless you're the one that

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Speaker 2: This come from all the high maintenance women in this

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Speaker 1: Did she laugh?

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Speaker 5: What did she say?

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Speaker 7: Blown away? Obviously?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, she laughed. But but she wouldn't get in.

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Speaker 8: Yeah no, any I mean even the movie choice is

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Speaker 7: It's a Disney movie broke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is all red flags.

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Speaker 2: Did you get in because she had to push the

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Speaker 6: Exactly, No, she says, she doesn't really know me yet.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, okay, I look at that. She's smart. She's

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Speaker 7: thinking this through at least. Yeah, I didn't think of that.

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Speaker 4: You're did you have a plan?

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Speaker 6: B So we went to a bar next door. Each

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Speaker 6: you know, Wendy's is getting cold?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: The first thing you guys did. You're not still pushing

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Speaker 6: Man. Well, I mean, well it worked because a few

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, what beer?

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Speaker 5: She says, Yes, someone needs to talk to this girl.

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Speaker 6: We had our burgers, we had our frost sees you.

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Speaker 5: Know, how is that not melted?

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Speaker 7: Can you just let them get through one sentence without judging?

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Speaker 5: Okay, you slur through the straw? Then what Eddie?

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Speaker 6: It wasn't like we were in a movie theater. We've

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Speaker 6: both seen the movie, so we could talk through it.

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Speaker 7: That's true sometimes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so you're hanging now. Is she feeling safe and

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Speaker 6: Yeah? I think so, but it was it was a

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Speaker 6: little weird because it was good, but we didn't get

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Speaker 6: into the movie. She says she had to go.

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Speaker 5: That's like an hour into the movie, my friend. I

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she was, and I was okay with it because

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Speaker 6: after so much fast move listen, you don't want to

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Speaker 4: Date.

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Speaker 7: Okay, it's Wendy's is a delight, But it sounds like

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Speaker 7: you felt like you left it on an okay note, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought we did. So I walked into her car.

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Speaker 1: It's a fro movie.

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Speaker 7: He walks free drink.

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Speaker 4: I mean, did you really truly feel like you guys

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Speaker 4: had a connection though, Eddie, that's that's what matters. I mean.

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Speaker 6: Choices, but you know, I really think that we did.

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Speaker 2: And you said that she's low maintenance, so maybe she's

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Speaker 2: playing the really really low maintenance slow game here. I

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Speaker 2: just hope that she answers the phone when we call

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Speaker 2: her and get your second date update.

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Speaker 1: Right, next second date update.

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Speaker 2: Man, even when a guy does absolutely everything right, women

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Speaker 2: they just have this way to find something wrong and

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Speaker 5: You're just so picky. Yeah, we are so demanding.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for finally saying I'm bringing it up because

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Speaker 2: one of our listeners, Eddie took out a woman named Melanie,

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Speaker 2: who described herself as low maintenance, and she told him

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Speaker 2: I'm the type of gal who'd be happy just eating

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Speaker 7: Suv, Melanie and all the ladies in the room go, well,

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Speaker 7: obviously she didn't mean watch a movie in the car.

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Speaker 7: Say what you mean, ladies, come.

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Speaker 2: What we're just taking you literally at what you're saying,

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Speaker 2: and now we're trying to figure out if Eddie took

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Speaker 2: things too literally. Brooke, I don't know what advice do

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Speaker 2: you have for Eddie that he needs to decipher what

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Speaker 5: Eddie, I think one.

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Speaker 4: Of the hard pieces for me listening to you to

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Speaker 6: You know, I've been on so many days with women

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Speaker 4: Okay, did you Did you tell her that you were

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Speaker 4: testing her though, Like I'm wondering if that was maybe

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Speaker 6: I definitely wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, works really well when you're like, hey, by

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Speaker 7: So you got her answer.

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Speaker 4: Right easily said in the back, Hey, I was just

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Speaker 7: Was right, and that would have come off sexy to you.

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Speaker 8: If he said that, then if that's why she's not

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Speaker 7: He's damned if he does. He's damned if he doesn't.

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Speaker 7: Full date, a terrible date that.

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Speaker 2: She suggested doing him and he just listened to But

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Speaker 6: Ready to do this, Eddie, Ready as I'll ever be?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 7: Hello, hey's a Melanie.

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Speaker 2: This is shename Melanie. My name is jeff from the

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Speaker 2: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: I had to feel like Brook should take it from here.

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Speaker 6: What I.

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Speaker 4: Up?

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Speaker 5: I screwed it up because I giggled Melanie, Melanie.

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Speaker 9: I'm I'm good. What can I do for you?

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Speaker 5: Great question?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's not really what you could do for us,

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Speaker 2: but what you could do for one of our listeners

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Speaker 2: that you went out on a date with named Eddie.

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Speaker 9: Okay, and who is this again?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Who am I?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? We're brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're a radio show, and we're trying to help Eddie

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Speaker 2: figure out what went wrong or if anything did go

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Speaker 2: wrong on your date, because he told us a little

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Speaker 2: bit about it. He's not sure if he made some mistakes.

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Speaker 2: But we just like to know what you think of Eddie.

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Speaker 9: You know, I guess when I first met him, I

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Speaker 4: Okay, can I just ask, Like, you show up to

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Speaker 4: and he's got Finding Nemo and Wendy's in the back seat.

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Speaker 5: What are you thinking.

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Speaker 1: In that moment?

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Speaker 9: I kind of I kind of had that lady feeling

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Speaker 9: of like I put myself in this situation because I

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Speaker 5: It was a joke.

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Speaker 7: It was a joke. Did you say before you told him?

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 8: Oh, It's always fun to be with someone that you

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Speaker 9: I wanted to give him the benefit of a doubt

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Speaker 5: What do you mean once Finding Nemo came on? Is

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Speaker 6: He said?

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Speaker 9: I definitely will remember that it's called finding Nemo, because

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Speaker 9: A point where he was like changing color in his face,

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Speaker 9: like why can't they find that damn fish and like that.

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Speaker 7: Where the hell is it?

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Speaker 4: Was that a joke that I mean, maybe you guys

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Speaker 9: And when I say I'm loane maintenance, I mean like

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Speaker 9: I'm not holding a lot of judgment. But this guy

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Speaker 7: A fair point.

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Speaker 9: But but the thing is that was weird. But he

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Speaker 7: Is that, Like He's like, I've hid in a fish somewhere.

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Speaker 7: What does that mean?

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Speaker 9: It just went from like a little awkward first date

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, there's been a lot of misunderstandings happening this

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Speaker 2: maybe we should actually give Eddie a chance to explain himself,

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, he's like on the phone.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I think he needed to hear that to be honest.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Eddie there, yep, right here?

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Speaker 5: Are you dying of embarrassment?

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Speaker 8: Eddie?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 6: I mean, look, there's a lot of emotions in that movie.

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Speaker 5: Wait what wit what it turns you on?

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Speaker 6: There's just so much emotion. I mean, how can I

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Speaker 6: it's hard to be smooth and funny and not get judged.

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Speaker 6: And you know what I feel judge right now?

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Speaker 2: You were smooth or funny though You're you're saying that

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, trying to be smooth, trying to be funny.

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Speaker 7: Look, I.

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Speaker 2: Can identify with that that sometimes it's hard to think

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Speaker 4: Movie on Golden ruled to stay away from using Disney

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Speaker 7: There's a way that it can be.

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Speaker 5: Don't do it.

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Speaker 7: I have the star that you can wish upon, don't.

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Speaker 5: You Tinkerbell all of a sudden.

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Speaker 7: I'm just trying to help our listener here.

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Speaker 6: Somehow, I think I think, I think maybe we were

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Speaker 6: just miscommunicating. You know what, how about we do a redo.

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Speaker 6: We could do a redo, and I promise you if

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Speaker 6: we watch a movie like Finding Dory, that Dore's nothing

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Speaker 1: I hope that fish stouts.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so stupid.

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Speaker 2: Generous fan, Okay, I mean, how does hearing all that

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Speaker 9: I think I am just not the right fish in

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Speaker 7: Ed it works when you're shutting somebody down, Are you sure?

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Speaker 6: Because there's not a lot of fish me.

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Speaker 7: It was pretty rare.

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Speaker 8: I feel maybe, aren't there like a ton of melody?

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Speaker 9: I gotta tell you you're you're a pretty common fish, my friend.

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Speaker 5: I think you got the clown fish right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Is that what you're feeling like, Eddie? Are you

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Speaker 6: I don't know. Maybe she was taking it the wrong way,

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Speaker 5: Boy oh boy, she says, Oh boy boy.

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Speaker 2: Definitely lesson learned, though, Eddie. If you do exactly what

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Speaker 7: That is exactly a lesson.

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Speaker 6: That's exactly what I've learned.

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Speaker 5: That's why we're never going to get anywhere, jeff So.

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Speaker 7: We're getting everywhere? Is that what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: I am sorry this didn't work out for you, Eddie,

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Speaker 7: To your toy story, your own No, it doesn't. That's

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Speaker 2: Looking Jeffrey in the morning, I can't say I'm surprised

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Speaker 8: Yeah, no, do you think, Jeff I know, I mean,

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Speaker 8: I know you tried to stick up for Eddie, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it did.

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Speaker 2: I can't be honest and say I actually wanted to

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Speaker 7: You were the only ones sticking up.

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Speaker 8: I was like, can't sometimes just the goal be to

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Speaker 8: everyone learned a lesson here ya.

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Speaker 7: I don't think Eddie is an NPR bro.

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Speaker 5: I just I'm just really concerned about Eddie.

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Speaker 2: Let's just imagine, though, for a second, that it actually

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Speaker 7: In the back seat because he told me to find

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Speaker 5: Didn't tell my grandma.

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Speaker 7: Okay, let's skip the NEMO part. But we did meet

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Speaker 2: Not saying missed an opportunity today, but if you don't

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Speaker 2: want to miss out on an opportunity, make sure you're

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Speaker 2: emailing the show so we can call the person who

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Speaker 2: isn't calling you back. Also, check out all our second

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Speaker 2: dates up online at Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,