Speaker 1: Somebody fox for some boys plays don't play. These two
Speaker 1: boys will save.
Speaker 2: Two bi special treasures because they are they.
Speaker 1: In a serial reviewing cereals. Is the gop arething in
Speaker 1: a Cereal boat taking some new one's hands. Bot, it's
Speaker 1: the serial serial. It's the serial Cereal. It's the serial series,
Speaker 1: Serial show.
Speaker 3: The Dealer show, the Cereal Dealer show. This is the
Speaker 3: Cereal Dealer show, Cereal Dealer show.
Speaker 4: Hellot, this is the serial killer show.
Speaker 2: Yes, that it is.
Speaker 4: Are you wearing a stretched out V neck?
Speaker 2: So it's not. I just it's it was already a
Speaker 2: large shirt and.
Speaker 4: Then now it's a large plus.
Speaker 2: No, it's just so baggy. But look it has Mickey
Speaker 2: and he's wearing glasses.
Speaker 4: He's very aus studious looking. Hey. By the way, well,
Speaker 4: first of all, welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode one twenty,
Speaker 4: and I hope you had a nice weekend. I see
Speaker 4: you were stretching out your shirt all weekend. Did you
Speaker 4: put it on?
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure out what the size was,
Speaker 2: and know it sucks?
Speaker 1: Is that.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I know I'm getting off topic already,
Speaker 2: but I need to make this known. So I go
Speaker 2: running in the park. But the problem is I go
Speaker 2: running with a mask, but when no one's around, I
Speaker 2: pull it for under my chin, right, So the problem
Speaker 2: is my face is all tan, right yeah, but then
Speaker 2: under my neck, like right, here's so pale.
Speaker 4: Well at least your chin is safe, so that's good,
Speaker 4: that's true. Yeah. Hey, by the way, what I meant
Speaker 4: to say was that opening song there cereal Bowl. One
Speaker 4: of our listeners actually reached out to us via DM
Speaker 4: on Instagram and said that he was in a dirty
Speaker 4: chat thing and that song was playing in the background.
Speaker 4: Our song, not material girl, our song. So somebody that
Speaker 4: was doing dirty things online was listening to serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Okay, not really sure how to feel about that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess I'm flattered. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sure, Oh sure, exactly sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So how was your weekend? Would you do? You
Speaker 4: went running with a mask on your chin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. Happy Father's Day, by the way,
Speaker 2: thank you very much.
Speaker 4: We had a great Father's Day. I got wonderful homemade
Speaker 4: gifts from my children. It was great. And Amy got
Speaker 4: me a wonderful appliance. I think I think that's what
Speaker 4: she got me. Okay, fine, we're recording this like three
Speaker 4: days before Father's Day, so I don't know what I got,
Speaker 4: but I'm pretty sure my wife got me a waffle
Speaker 4: iron because my other one broke. And I'm sure, you know,
Speaker 4: Cooper made me some tie out of cardboard, and Ashley
Speaker 4: probably made me some TikTok thing. I don't know, but
Speaker 4: that's what I'm guessing, and I really loved it because
Speaker 4: I love my family.
Speaker 2: She made you a TikTok dance, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Your daughter gaves Yeah, she's constantly doing this. I don't
Speaker 2: think she's doing that. If she was, you should call
Speaker 2: the police. That may be a seizure. Yeah, oh sorry,
Speaker 2: I met the ambulance, So.
Speaker 4: Welcome aboard, Andrew. If you would drinking water? What are
Speaker 4: you doing? Yeah, I'm drinking water, but we're about to
Speaker 4: have milk.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't drink water now, I guess.
Speaker 4: I guess you can. So if you would please take
Speaker 4: out baggies one and two. This is going to be
Speaker 4: just a two cereal episode. And the reason is today
Speaker 4: my girls are finally going to get their haircut and
Speaker 4: they need me to come sit in the parking lot
Speaker 4: at eleven thirty so I can bring one of them home.
Speaker 4: It's a whole fiasco. So I think this one has
Speaker 4: to be kind of quick. So if you grab oh,
Speaker 4: oh cool, hey Rupert the mail guy, he just dropped
Speaker 4: off two boxes and they look like they have cereal
Speaker 4: in them. Can I just open it real quick. I'm
Speaker 4: not going to show you what it is, but I'm
Speaker 4: gonna open it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to.
Speaker 4: Go down here with my cereal knife.
Speaker 2: If not a serial knife, it's just a knife. You
Speaker 2: can't just put cereal in front of things.
Speaker 1: No I can.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't think we've done that one. They said
Speaker 4: this love crunch. We already did that one with the berries.
Speaker 2: Oh love Crunch.
Speaker 4: You need to listen better. All right, let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh we didn't do that.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Wait, can you also make it known that I tried
Speaker 2: to come in. I was willing to be a good
Speaker 2: participant and come into the city.
Speaker 4: Can we mention that why is this envelope greasy?
Speaker 2: Okay? So, for those who aren't wondering, I did try
Speaker 2: and go into the city to record with Scott, but
Speaker 2: because COVID is still a thing, unfortunately I am not
Speaker 2: allowed in the building.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 2: Scott won't want to tell you that because he wants
Speaker 2: to say that I don't care. But when I did
Speaker 2: try and care, I was met with resistance. But oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I understand. COVID is a thing.
Speaker 4: I was very excited. It's just that the building is
Speaker 4: still weary about only letting essential workers in. And the
Speaker 4: sad thing is Andy, you're not essential. You're essential to me,
Speaker 4: but not to the company. I guess you know. Thank you, sorry, Patricia. Okay, Patricia,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for your box. And there's another
Speaker 4: box with a nice note from Carol in Vermont, and
Speaker 4: I can't show you what she sent, but we'll get
Speaker 4: to it in the coming weeks. Okay, Okay, you probably
Speaker 4: won't like it. Oh great, Okay, if you would please
Speaker 4: take out bag number one, Andy, already have very good
Speaker 4: I'm going to play you a commercial here because well,
Speaker 4: first of all, what do you think that that is?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 4: Yeah, looks like corn.
Speaker 2: Uh no, it looks like kicks with some flakes.
Speaker 4: Wait can I see the bag?
Speaker 2: Oh this is number two? Okay, Bag number one looks
Speaker 2: like dog food.
Speaker 4: Dog food. Yeah, Sonny will not be happy that you
Speaker 4: said that. If some y, well, there's nothing to make.
Speaker 2: Me go book my favorite Clear.
Speaker 4: Chocolates.
Speaker 2: It's more than us Puttricia's.
Speaker 3: Every post guy Sonny I in they say, hop pucko
Speaker 3: pus huck.
Speaker 1: Monkey.
Speaker 2: I get that message.
Speaker 4: Now, what are you making a face for? That was
Speaker 4: our friend Sonny or anything?
Speaker 2: What? I couldn't hear a word. I just heard like
Speaker 2: a loud, screechy noise in the bag.
Speaker 4: No, it was that's Sonny from Cocoa Puffs, you know,
Speaker 4: introduced to nineteen fifty six. Sonny came around in the sixties,
Speaker 4: so there was about ten years with no mascot for
Speaker 4: Cocoa Puffs, or at least it wasn't Sonny. So what
Speaker 4: you're looking at right there? Did you just pour the milk?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm I'm listening. You get you can't just sidetrack yourself, like,
Speaker 2: pay attention to yourself, tell your story.
Speaker 4: But I'm not even set up yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't understand why this has to be such drama.
Speaker 4: Because your your cereal is going to be different than
Speaker 4: mine because you put milk in it already. So anyway, Andrew,
Speaker 4: you put milk and you don't even know what this is.
Speaker 4: It's Coco Pup's brownie crunch.
Speaker 2: That's exciting. I didn't even know this was a thing.
Speaker 4: Of course you didn't because you don't know anything about cereal.
Speaker 4: But this first came out in twenty eleven, then it
Speaker 4: went away and back by popular demand. Sonny baked up
Speaker 4: some brownies. They're probably pot brownies because look how looney
Speaker 4: he looks.
Speaker 2: He's doing something else in the kitchen he is.
Speaker 4: Look look at the picture of him in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: He's cooking up pies for his baby. Wait, if you
Speaker 2: listen to Trap Queen by Fetti Wop, you know that
Speaker 2: they're not actually cooking up pies in the kitchen, okay.
Speaker 4: And he's wearing potholders is what you call it? Potholders, right, mittens,
Speaker 4: glove mittens. What do you call them? Oven mits?
Speaker 2: I call him oven mitz.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom used to call it potholders, oven mits whatever.
Speaker 4: So he just baked this batch up and they're brand new.
Speaker 4: Back out, Secret Squirrel. Joel let me know that they
Speaker 4: had him in shop right and I picked him up.
Speaker 4: Speaking of shop right, thank you so much to Pam
Speaker 4: from Stonybrook, because she sent us this gift card that
Speaker 4: I used and bought milk with wow. Yeah. So now
Speaker 4: I have milk from Bowl and Basket, which a Shopwrights brand.
Speaker 4: I'm using one percent today. And Andrews has already been
Speaker 4: soaking for a bit, so his will be different than mine.
Speaker 4: But if you're ready, go on ahead, one, two.
Speaker 2: Three mm.
Speaker 4: Nope, they're delicious, but they're just flat cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: Yep. I was gonna try and say something witty about
Speaker 2: how maybe the flavor was different, but then you pretty
Speaker 2: much it is just a cocoa puff.
Speaker 4: But look carefully at the squares there's little tiny little
Speaker 4: pieces of chocolate chi chips. I don't know, so I
Speaker 4: guess it's a little bit more chocolatey, hence brownie.
Speaker 2: I think what I'm going to start doing if I
Speaker 2: can't come into the city, I'm going to Actually, here's
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. I'm gonna start recording the episode
Speaker 2: starting on the next one, and we're gonna upload the
Speaker 2: video to YouTube so this way people can see us
Speaker 2: do the episodes.
Speaker 4: But of course that first one will be crap. This
Speaker 4: one's gonna be good, the next one will be garbage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh, speaking of you know, the show is going
Speaker 4: on vacation for two weeks at the end of June,
Speaker 4: so we're really gonna have to start ramping these up.
Speaker 4: We got to put a lot in the can as
Speaker 4: they say.
Speaker 2: Well, we could also just take a two week break.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 4: Like, what's a noise? But you got a mouse in there?
Speaker 2: No, it's a garbage truck outside. Oh all right, I
Speaker 2: have all my windows open. You know.
Speaker 4: It's funny. Before I took a shower last night, I
Speaker 4: was thinking, but if we took a break, I was
Speaker 4: just standing their naked, so you could just picture it.
Speaker 4: What if we took a two week break?
Speaker 2: And then I was like, bad visual, bad visual, bad visual.
Speaker 4: And then I was like, you know what, our listeners
Speaker 4: deserve more than that, and they expect more from us,
Speaker 4: So I don't think we should.
Speaker 2: Every other podcast, every other show in the world goes
Speaker 2: on maybe a one week break, a two week break.
Speaker 4: Basically, you're just like my kids now, who are saying
Speaker 4: everybody else has this, why can't we Well, because we're
Speaker 4: different and not everybody does the same things.
Speaker 2: So know, you then get so stressed, you stress yourself out,
Speaker 2: You put so much pressure on yourself, but you then
Speaker 2: just lashing out at people, mostly you. Instead of doing that,
Speaker 2: if we just took two weeks off, we'd be good.
Speaker 2: And then we come back, and you know what, why
Speaker 2: don't we do? Why don't we take two weeks off
Speaker 2: then come back with bonus episodes on the two wednesdays following.
Speaker 4: What's the point? Might as well just record it and
Speaker 4: make it a regular episode. Dude, I just think, well,
Speaker 4: I think we'll alienate a lot of people who need us,
Speaker 4: that's all I mean.
Speaker 2: Again, I think they would understand a two week break.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like ordering something from Amazon and the
Speaker 4: date is delivery is tomorrow. It says it, but it
Speaker 4: doesn't come for two weeks. How disappointed are you?
Speaker 2: Well? Okay, right, I mean, I think it's fine if
Speaker 2: we just tell everyone in advance, and then maybe what
Speaker 2: we do is, instead of doing four episodes, why don't
Speaker 2: we just do two Wednesday bonus episodes?
Speaker 4: Okay, shop talk, shop talk. We'll talk about this off
Speaker 4: the air.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out to yell that we're gonna wind
Speaker 2: up doing new episodes. Don't worry everyone, You're gonna get
Speaker 2: four episodes of serial Killers while we're on a ture.
Speaker 2: We'll see.
Speaker 4: See. That's another reason why there's only two this episode
Speaker 4: because again running low. So if you would please send
Speaker 4: us crazy serials that we haven't done yet and do
Speaker 4: me a favor because I heard that. Andrew finally just
Speaker 4: updated the list again so you'll see what we've done
Speaker 4: current through this episode. So if you want to check
Speaker 4: the list out, it's on Twitter, or you can DM
Speaker 4: us and we'll send it or whatever, and then you'll
Speaker 4: see what we've done and you can send us things
Speaker 4: we have not done. What's that face?
Speaker 2: So I just had a little bit of my coffee.
Speaker 4: Don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 2: But then I went back to the cocoa puffs and
Speaker 2: drank some of the milk. It tastes like coco, like coffee,
Speaker 2: cocoa ish. I want that in a cereal form. I
Speaker 2: want to condense it, make it some type of cereal. Well,
Speaker 2: if you read me cocoa crunch.
Speaker 4: Well, if you remember, I sent out that picture that
Speaker 4: we had found of Duncan's Moca Latte cereal that apparently
Speaker 4: was coming out from General Mills. Haven't seen it yet. However,
Speaker 4: I did get a direct message from Post Consumer Brands
Speaker 4: today and they're sending us something. Don't know what it is,
Speaker 4: but very excited. So we'll see what they send, and
Speaker 4: it's going to be coming soon.
Speaker 2: The Life of Cereal Influencers. Oh my god, you did
Speaker 2: even care.
Speaker 4: I'd love that you don't care. But that's you know,
Speaker 4: that's the magic behind Andrew. All right, let's move on
Speaker 4: to bag number two. I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 4: I sent it to you so long ago.
Speaker 2: You said it to me like two days ago. I
Speaker 2: don't know why you're trying to be like, I don't
Speaker 2: even remember.
Speaker 4: All right, I don't know what this is going to
Speaker 4: be like. It's from Nature's Path. There are a few
Speaker 4: Nature's Path cereals that we've done that we've really liked.
Speaker 4: Some of them have been crap, and I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: But see now that I'm looking at this one. I
Speaker 4: thought there were blackberries in it when I bought it,
Speaker 4: because I really didn't read carefully. I just grabbed it.
Speaker 4: There's not The blackberries are just the mascots. So this
Speaker 4: is Sunrise Crunchy Cinnamon, a delicious medley of corn, keene, wat, flax, buck, wheat,
Speaker 4: and amaranth. What's amaranth? Is that some kind of grain?
Speaker 4: I have no idea there's pictures of stuff on the back,
Speaker 4: but I don't see any amaranth. Look at the corn though.
Speaker 4: I wish I could find a corn cob that looks
Speaker 4: like that. Look at all the different colors on one cob.
Speaker 2: I always love that, and I feel like during Thanksgiving,
Speaker 2: those are always the corn cobs they show, and I'm
Speaker 2: always like, where do you get this corn? I'm so confused.
Speaker 4: They took it out of the cornucopia from the center
Speaker 4: of the table.
Speaker 2: Who made a cornucopia? That's my first question.
Speaker 4: I don't know. And where the name come from, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: And then they made a cornucopia and the Hunger Games
Speaker 2: see but isn't tried Hunger Games.
Speaker 4: I know what The Hunger Games is. I never watched
Speaker 4: it that you know. There's very few TV series that
Speaker 4: I really just want to get into. It has to
Speaker 4: be something that I'm really interested in.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I got an email.
Speaker 4: Oh oh what happened there?
Speaker 2: I got an email?
Speaker 4: Why because you're busy working?
Speaker 2: Yes, because I still work, even though you don't want
Speaker 2: to believe me. What I was going to say is
Speaker 2: the Hunger Games are books and also not a TV series.
Speaker 2: They're movies too. What it's you tried, you tried.
Speaker 4: Game of Thrones, Hunger Games. It's all the same.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's really not, but we'll just let you go
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I mean there was only one series that
Speaker 4: I was really into, Chips.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 4: Yay, all right, so let's go cut.
Speaker 2: You gotta take your girls too, Let's go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do have to go. I'm gonna get yelled at.
Speaker 4: I have to sit in the parking lot for Cooper
Speaker 4: to be finished.
Speaker 2: Maybe one day you could come to Jersey City and
Speaker 2: we can sit in my apartment and do Cereal Killers together.
Speaker 4: Maybe we can, because look what I got today, Engineer
Speaker 4: Josh drop this off to me.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 4: It's a USB Mike thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have two USB ports, so we could
Speaker 2: just record from my house.
Speaker 4: That would be so weird, but maybe we could.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, I won't go out to eat at restaurants,
Speaker 4: but I'll come hang out with Andrew.
Speaker 2: Yay. My apartment's corona free.
Speaker 4: Okay. Ready, Well, there's lots of let's say, hold on,
Speaker 4: there's cinnamony balls. There are things that look like big
Speaker 4: rice crispies. There are some flakes, and I guess the
Speaker 4: keen wha is inside those flakes. That's what it looks like.
Speaker 4: Oh the flax anyway, all right, let's see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't hate it.
Speaker 4: Look for a healthy ish cereal. It's pretty good. There's
Speaker 4: one grain or something I don't particularly care for, might
Speaker 4: be the keen wha, but it's pretty decent.
Speaker 2: It's got some nice variety to it. Like usually with
Speaker 2: these types of medleys, I feel like sometimes they go
Speaker 2: too kashi, which then it's just literally like cement glued
Speaker 2: together flax flakes, yeah, with like other things, and then
Speaker 2: it just this is too crunchy and annoying.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you. If they just did the rice with
Speaker 4: the cinnamon, that's delicious. That's like cinnamon rice crispies.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I don't like it.
Speaker 4: Wait, hold on, we never rated the brownie crunch, neither
Speaker 4: of us did.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I give it four bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say the same, it's really good, four
Speaker 4: bowls in a spoon on Coca Puff's Brownie Crunch. Now,
Speaker 4: let's move on to Sunrise crunchy cinnamon from Nature's Path.
Speaker 4: What do you give this one?
Speaker 2: I give this three bowls A for effort I like
Speaker 2: the variety. I would eat this. This is one of
Speaker 2: those cereals that like, I'm not going to go for
Speaker 2: a super sugary one. I don't want to feel unhealthy.
Speaker 2: I will stomach this one, and I could eat the
Speaker 2: whole box.
Speaker 4: I'm right there with you today three bowls as well.
Speaker 4: I don't like the fact that you're chugging coffee in between.
Speaker 4: It's like, not, we don't do that. We don't drink
Speaker 4: other things while we're trying cereals. But okay, I hate you.
Speaker 2: Ye eh, all right, you can't skew the ratings even
Speaker 2: after you rated it.
Speaker 4: Let me try the milk from the Brownie crunch.
Speaker 2: I'm not do you have anything to drink or eat it?
Speaker 4: Fo the Brownie Crunch milk actually tastes like brownies.
Speaker 2: I feel like whoever is actually probably My windows are
Speaker 2: all wide open, so people my neighbors are all probably like,
Speaker 2: what the hell is going on in that person's apartment?
Speaker 4: All right, Well, thanks for listening to episode one twenty
Speaker 4: of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed this episode.
Speaker 4: I did two andy because I enjoy you.
Speaker 2: Oh shoot, Scott, you make me blushed.
Speaker 4: Yeah? Please if you would follow us on all social
Speaker 4: media serial Killers PC. That's Cereal with a C.
Speaker 2: How many followers do we have?
Speaker 4: We're I think we have like seventeen hundred on Twitter
Speaker 4: and Instagram.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, seventeen hundred on Instagram, is that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do we have on this one? Oh damn, we
Speaker 2: have fourteen hundred.
Speaker 4: On Twitter, so that's like over three thousand followers. Woooo
Speaker 4: love this. Thank you very much for being one of
Speaker 4: our fans. We thank you, and we'd love to send
Speaker 4: you a shirt. Remember to get a shirt, just send
Speaker 4: us some cereal, but it's got to be when we
Speaker 4: didn't do so. Direct message us on either or Instagram
Speaker 4: or Twitter and we'll let you know how to go
Speaker 4: about that. Thank you for listening. Have a great week,
Speaker 4: stay safe, We love you, and we'll see you on Friday.
Speaker 4: Until then, say crunch Andrew, Crunch. Okay, I really liked
Speaker 4: this episode.
Speaker 2: This was fine. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I gotta go though. Can we take a picture real
Speaker 4: quick because you know I have to go sit in
Speaker 4: a parking lot.
Speaker 2: Have fun,