WEBVTT - Cocoa Poops

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Scott, Andrew, what I'm very flustrated. Well, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>bread because I wasn't ready. You ask me to stand

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<v Speaker 1>by my desk. This will give me some time. This

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<v Speaker 1>will give me some time. This will get me some time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you ask me, you stand by my desk starting nine

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<v Speaker 1>to fifty one am when the show is over. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to get into semantics. No no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because semantics are important. Facts are important. I'll text I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give the actual facts after this, and no, there are

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<v Speaker 1>no actual facts. This is not alternative facts. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the truth. Ten am. You stand by my desk, going

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<v Speaker 1>so busy, and so then I come in here ten

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<v Speaker 1>twenty after I said twenty minutes later, I'll be ready,

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<v Speaker 1>and you were like, okay, okay whatever. I come in

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<v Speaker 1>here and you're like, what's going on? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>So were you ready or were you not ready? I was?

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<v Speaker 1>But then we had a deuce something Andrew, this is

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<v Speaker 1>no one wants to hear all this. They do. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Serial Killers. This is the podcast where we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about cereal. We eat it, we try it, We let

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<v Speaker 1>you know whether you want it or not. We rate it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's really hot in here today because the air

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<v Speaker 1>conditioning is broken. Did you notice that it's warm? Look

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<v Speaker 1>at it. It's normally seventy two, but it's all the

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<v Speaker 1>way up at seventy five right now. Anyway, So we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna eat cereal, okay, and it's gonna be an exciting day. Excit.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of them that we're gonna have I really

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to have because I don't want to do

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<v Speaker 1>what's in the title. But maybe we'll just get that

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<v Speaker 1>one out of the way first, okay. Whatever. So our

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<v Speaker 1>friends at you know, Poop like a champion, you remember them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they reached out and they were gonna send us the

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<v Speaker 1>new Graham one a couple of months ago, but the

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<v Speaker 1>Graham one it never came for whatever reason. So then

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<v Speaker 1>they reached out again a couple of weeks ago and like,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a new cocoa chocolate one, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's awesome. We would love to try it, but maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you could throw in a box of the Graham also,

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<v Speaker 1>because Graham, we've been through this. No, that's like cocaine

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<v Speaker 1>a Graham, you know. No, it's not like cocaine that

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<v Speaker 1>a Graham is a weight. Graham is a cracker. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just trying to get into the We've done with it.

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<v Speaker 1>We've done this already anyway, so let's get past this.

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<v Speaker 1>So look, it's poop like a Champion Coco Ultra Fiber Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>So I feel like this Cereal start off as a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, but then it's now they're like really expanding.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a legit logo. Now they have like okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this box art is the same one as the

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<v Speaker 1>Magic Spoon. That's the exact same graphics. They must have

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<v Speaker 1>went on Canva. I could tell because I use these

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<v Speaker 1>graphics for my koozies. So whatever your box art artist

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<v Speaker 1>is literally just is using free graphics on CANBA. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Saves the money, doesn't it. I'm not going to complain,

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<v Speaker 1>right the number one High Fiber Cereal for number two's

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<v Speaker 1>it's poop like a champion. Yay. We've tried a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of their other ones and they were decent. If I recall, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually like poop like a champion the original. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>we should have done this one last. Okay, So again,

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<v Speaker 1>as I say, what, you curate it perfectly quote unquote,

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<v Speaker 1>you're flustered to start and you're making a seat chocolate first,

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<v Speaker 1>to which you were then saying this was a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean because of it, I don't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean because chocolate quickly. I mean because it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to make us go run down to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>which is actually closed for cleaning right now, so there

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<v Speaker 1>could be a pro room. It's always closed for cleaning.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a problem with that. They do it at

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong time. I told them to do it later.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, do it at eleven when everyone's out of here,

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<v Speaker 1>or why not just clean it at five o'clock in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning before everybody gets here. Yeah, I will say

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes on Mondays like that bathroom. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend people do at this radio station, but they

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<v Speaker 1>are missing the bowl. I'm sorry, Oh, I'm just saying, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you walk, it's it. It is nasty. I got you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Andrew, poop like a samp, poop like a

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<v Speaker 1>Champion Cocoa Ultra Fiber Cereal. I'm gonna go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the Farmland Fresh Maury's fridge. What I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna like forget the milk. No, no, no, Usually

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<v Speaker 1>you put the spoon in after Farmland Fresh Dairy is

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<v Speaker 1>organic two percent reduced fat milk. Yep, it's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my favorite in the line of Farmland Fresh

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<v Speaker 1>Dairies milk. We're going soon, that's what I have our

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<v Speaker 1>date set. Well, No, we don't. I thought we did well.

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<v Speaker 1>I sent you an email and you never responded. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you just can read my mind. Okay, if that Friday

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<v Speaker 1>is okay, then all right, here we go. They are little,

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<v Speaker 1>there's small, little pellets. I guess I will say. It

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<v Speaker 1>looks like rabbit poop. Okay, it's gonna be honest. It

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<v Speaker 1>smells great, though, club It's reminiscent of another You know

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<v Speaker 1>what it tastes like. It tastes like the crunches from Carbell,

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<v Speaker 1>right a little bit almost. What do you mean you

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<v Speaker 1>never had a carvel cookie puss? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>You grew up in New Jersey? Okay, car Bell? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you've never had car Bell crunch ice cream cunch? I

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<v Speaker 1>remember you never had a Carvelle ice cream cake ever? Maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're how old? Thirty? What now too? And you've

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<v Speaker 1>never had a Carvelle ice cream birthday cake ever? In

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<v Speaker 1>thirty fist get yelled at so I'm shutting down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember ever having one. That's not to say

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't had one, it's just that isn't for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes more like a fudge popsicle. A fudge popsicle. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been through this. There's no such thing, Andrew, We've

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<v Speaker 1>been through this, deer. There's no such thing. Remember, it

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<v Speaker 1>was a whole thing on Wheel of Fortune and it

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<v Speaker 1>was wrong, and Popsicle Company actually even tweeted me, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, yeah, you're right, it's wrong. Got it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>because that's a fudgical. Oh got it? Yeah, Well it

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like that to me, a fudgical how because it

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<v Speaker 1>does it's frozen. No, it's the taste of the chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like that to me. I give it three bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, I'm gonna give it four balls. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got good flavor, it's not overpowering. It's gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>you poop. And I could will say I believe they're

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<v Speaker 1>claim that this cereal will make you poop. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a lot of fiber. It's very dense, right, Yeah, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, at the end of the day, everything

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<v Speaker 1>you eat will make you poop, just saying, right, But

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<v Speaker 1>I guess maybe this just pushes it along a little faster. Yeah, okay, up, sure, Fiber,

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. Four balls. Good job, guys, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>try the Graham one in the weeks to come. What

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<v Speaker 1>does it matter? Where are they from? Actually? Okay, Delaware? Delaware?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice and close? Close. Yeah, Delaware is very close. Delaware

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<v Speaker 1>has the closest Carl's Junior to hear or is it

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<v Speaker 1>Arby's mate Hardy's Hardies? Is it Hardy's? Yeah, I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. They're the closest Hearties to us is in Delaware.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, cool. You know what Harties is? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the cheeseburgers. It's carl Juniors. It's the cheeseburgers. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>Carl Junior Cheeseburgers. Yeah, it's the same thing. Yeah. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>in like one area of the country it's Carls Junior

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<v Speaker 1>and another area it's Hardy's. Yeah, just like best Foods

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<v Speaker 1>and helmets. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was going to say,

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<v Speaker 1>best foods. What and hellman, you don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>that is? The mayo? Yeah, yeah, if you're if you're

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<v Speaker 1>west of the Mississippi. It's Best Foods, Best Food East.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Helman's Helman's. It's interesting, isn't it super interesting? Like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we could talk all day about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we really shouldn't because we have podcasts to do.

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<v Speaker 1>So next cereal. Look, there's the big corporate meeting going

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<v Speaker 1>on to the background that we're not even paying attention to. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good that we're gonna air this with us saying

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<v Speaker 1>we don't watch the corporate We're gonna get in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>I see him talking. But what if we just went

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<v Speaker 1>to the next cereal? Okay, all right, So the next

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<v Speaker 1>cereal was sent to us by our good friends at

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<v Speaker 1>General Mills in the big box of new cereals. This

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<v Speaker 1>is one that I also bought already, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but this one's this one's interesting to me, okay because

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<v Speaker 1>it's Reese's Puffs. But it's all peanut butter. Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 1>peanut butter lovers, I am so excited for this. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you a peanut butter lover? I love peanut butter. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I am a crunchy fan. Did you just see the

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<v Speaker 1>idea that went into my head? I mean, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do it because you know I don't mix things.

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<v Speaker 1>But this yeah, wow wow, Then again, that would just

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<v Speaker 1>be Ese's regular reason. Jenna taste exactly like peanut butter crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's impossible. That's General Mills. What's peanut butter crunch? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the cap'in Oh, cap'n Crunch, peanut butter one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the peanut butter crunch. Also, that's Quaker. Yeah, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>called peanut butter crunch. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're making it seem like capping capping crunch. All you

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<v Speaker 1>said was peanut butter crunch. I didn't know what that meant. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you just have no idea what I mean when I

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<v Speaker 1>say I want peanut butter crunch. Honestly didn't. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even kidding, not even kidding. I take it

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<v Speaker 1>there seriously. I would do my library of a thousand

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<v Speaker 1>plus cereals and thought to myself, what could he possibly

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<v Speaker 1>mean when he says capping crunch. By the way, there's

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<v Speaker 1>two new cap'n crunches that we're gonna try pretty soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks to our friend Matt. He sent us one of

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<v Speaker 1>them and the other one is at Walmart that I

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<v Speaker 1>have to go pick up. So General millim right here? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that he sent us that oatmeal? Oh cool, yeah, Captain

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<v Speaker 1>crunch oatmeal. So it's from General Mill's New Teresa's past

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<v Speaker 1>peanut butter love and it's just all peanut butter, no chocolate,

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<v Speaker 1>sweet and crunchy corn puffs. I would like to eat

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<v Speaker 1>it now, ball eat dust day my eyes? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>please pour the milk in the cup? Are Farmland Fresh

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<v Speaker 1>Dairies two percent organic milk, thank you? You know. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's especially important for it to be cold. It needs

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<v Speaker 1>to be ice cold milk. Yeah what two, three, four?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. Mm hmm. Wich smells it smells like a

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<v Speaker 1>Recae's peanut butter cup. There's no doubt about it. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I know what you're about to say,

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<v Speaker 1>five balls. You know what it tastes like to me? What? No?

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<v Speaker 1>So when I was a kid, I loved Reese's pieces.

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<v Speaker 1>Loved Yeah, it tastes I still like them. If you

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<v Speaker 1>I would, I would do that thing where I'd be

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<v Speaker 1>sitting like a movie or something, and I would suck

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<v Speaker 1>on the Reese's Pieces and try to finish it all

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<v Speaker 1>the way down to like not chewing it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>never could. I always had to chew it. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>what this taste like. It tastes like like the last

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<v Speaker 1>bite of a Reese's pieces or a Reese's piece, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just before it's completely melted, and then I chew it.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what this tastes like. Oh wow, it's bringing

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<v Speaker 1>back childhood memories. That's great. I'm really happy to hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you watch that when you saw et? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I saw ET in the theater. I cried when

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<v Speaker 1>I was nineteen eighty four. I must have I was

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<v Speaker 1>nine years old. Unless I was deprived as a child,

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<v Speaker 1>I must have seen it in the theater. I'm giving

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<v Speaker 1>you four bowls in a spoon. I can't give it

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<v Speaker 1>quite five. It is good, though it doesn't taste exactly

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<v Speaker 1>like tabing crunch peanut butter crunch. No, and this one

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't rip your roof of your mouth. I would say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cool. Email. Yeah, all right, we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>back right after this, all right, Eddie, alright, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>the right thing to do. Edward back, how's that hole

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<v Speaker 1>for you? Not? It'll work. It's a ten minutes and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty seconds. Can you write that down? Sure, no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>So next you're not gonna like it? Why, well, our

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<v Speaker 1>friend Matt sent es this one. Also, let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something. This guy, Matt, he's a good dude. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he is constantly sending us boxes and stuff. Matt's great. Good. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>we need to send him something. Okay, let's end him

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<v Speaker 1>a shirt. I feel like I've sent him a shirt already.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to come up with some merch we do.

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<v Speaker 1>We keep saying, March, We really keep saying we should.

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<v Speaker 1>What do people want? I think we should just have

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<v Speaker 1>one that says Crunch the show name. Okay, so because

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<v Speaker 1>it's not what you like, maybe on the back you

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<v Speaker 1>just want a shirt that says Crunch. I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>could be anywhere, that could be anything, Okay, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you put a QR quote on it so they

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<v Speaker 1>can listen? No, you should put a QR quote on

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<v Speaker 1>the back that way when people are walking behind somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Such a great idea. It's really not. If I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a QR quote on someone's T shirt while I was

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<v Speaker 1>walking behind him, I'd be curious and I would click it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just asking for creepers. What are you talking about, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw your shirt? Can I scare it with my phone?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to because it's on your back. It's weird,

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<v Speaker 1>don't You would never know? Now, I would totally take

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<v Speaker 1>a picture someone's back. I know you would, and that's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're gonna do it. We're not. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that much. Then I'm gonna get stickers cool QR

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<v Speaker 1>code stickers. Whoa brad, You're such a jerk. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>one who wants to go up to people and be like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to tap them. I just start doing

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do it incognito. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>do it, not tell me. So you want to take

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<v Speaker 1>pictures of people creepily in public, up their shirts, the

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<v Speaker 1>back of their shirts, I'm scanning your code. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna stand there. If someone's standing like over there,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be like and the person gonna turn around

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, what the hell are you doing? Why

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<v Speaker 1>you're taking pictures of me? They'll know what's on their back.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was driving next to a poppy truck the

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<v Speaker 1>other day and there was a QR code and I

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<v Speaker 1>took it and I got a free can what what what?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the matter? They're very useful. What's some problem? I'm sure? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, dude, I don't know you and I

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<v Speaker 1>are not on the save way leg wave length. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>When it comes to putting QR codes on the back

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<v Speaker 1>of a shirt so someone, the one person could scan it,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's really clever. QR codes are disgusting looking.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no way to make a nice QR codell.

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<v Speaker 1>It puts a little logo in the middle somehow. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so let me just anyway do that. I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>saved this one for last, because you've gotta be upset

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<v Speaker 1>and angry. Cool. So it's Barbara's shredded Wheat, and believe

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<v Speaker 1>it or not, we never did this one big biscuit cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Barbara's got some big biscuits, big old biscuits. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know if Barber's still alive. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>researched that at some point. Yeah, it's probably not because

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<v Speaker 1>I believe Oh oh bro okay, b yeah, no, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>reach in and grab one of those. Huh oh. They're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not just like a ton of pouches. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>one shredded weight. No, but the the chimlay, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>The what do you talk? It's like the one that

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<v Speaker 1>has the mountain in the back, and it's like we

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<v Speaker 1>did something like this that came in a package. Oh oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we weed a bicks. There you go, weed a bix. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You never would have remembered. You never would have remembered that. Kids,

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<v Speaker 1>why I was saying, I don't know what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you help me? You were correct? How come you

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<v Speaker 1>can't remember stuff? You have so much going on in

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<v Speaker 1>your world? Yeah? I mean me too, kids and all? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>here you go, here you go, buddy, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you even do with this? I think mine?

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<v Speaker 1>I gave it to you. I think you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>break it up, are you? It's just it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>giant hunk. Look at that. It's it's crazy. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you do with it? You know what? I think? I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do it? Mine pour milk in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna put milk from Farmland

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh Dairies in the cup. Can you pour mine? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take I'm gonna take the spoon away. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to pour it right down the center the center. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. It's like a bird's nest. Speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>we should get ramen after this. I have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of things that I gotta get out of here. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get out of your kids. I gotta start my

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<v Speaker 1>room bus. So she backed up the house from she's

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for him. Oh who's that guy? Sorry're squirreling over

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<v Speaker 1>here and he's in his house. How can he's not

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<v Speaker 1>even here? Yeah? All right, So I must be a

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<v Speaker 1>real important meeting if we all can't make it right? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So what I the way I'm gonna eat this because

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<v Speaker 1>think you're supposed to break it apart. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna pick it up and eat it like a biscuit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm oh, oh okay, this room is gonna smell like vomit.

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<v Speaker 1>For the rest of it is my milk everywhere, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was smart and what I oh? Okay, I poured

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<v Speaker 1>mine down the center. It is now a consistency that

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<v Speaker 1>I can eat. Hm. And now it's not good. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not bad. I mean it's not very convenient, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no taste whatsoever. It just tastes like it tastes

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<v Speaker 1>like outside. I would say, it's like dry pasta, which

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<v Speaker 1>I personally love. I eat it out of the box,

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<v Speaker 1>crunchy beckon, you gotta be careful, you break your teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom's been telling me that for about thirty two years,

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<v Speaker 1>and well, I didn't have teeth. My kids do that too,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, I love eating crunchy pasta. What's your favorite shape? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I thought about it. I love a good bow tie, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but the middle of the bow tie is usually very rough.

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<v Speaker 1>So a penne is also good too, all right. If

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna if I'm gonna eat it raw, I like

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<v Speaker 1>just a big hunk of a spaghetti. Hang. I like

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<v Speaker 1>the thick one though. See, I gotta tell you I

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<v Speaker 1>am not a spaghetti fan. I've never been a spaghetti fan.

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<v Speaker 1>I love spaghetti. I like the when it's al dente,

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<v Speaker 1>especially Penney pasta with that little bit of I made

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<v Speaker 1>pasta last night, and I made the little The little

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<v Speaker 1>penny is the smaller. It was like penny rigged rigged

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<v Speaker 1>penny something. I know. It's a small little one. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called mesa mesa something or other because it's a little

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<v Speaker 1>small mela. I don't know. But my favorite favorite shape

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<v Speaker 1>and it's hard to find sometimes. I've only seen Ronzoni

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<v Speaker 1>make it. It's tubular totally, and it's a big long.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big long. It's almost like a really really

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<v Speaker 1>thick spaghetti, but there's a hole in the middle, almost

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<v Speaker 1>like a licorice. You know, it's my favorite, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So what are you giving this? I'm just gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>it a bowl in a spoon because it really doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have any flavor. Same, it's not if you like, you

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<v Speaker 1>like nothing, just eat this. If I'm stuck somewhere and

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<v Speaker 1>this is the only thing I have to like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think this would actually take away nutrients if I ate

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<v Speaker 1>this on an island. But it's not bad. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>if you were stuck at a mountaintop like an avalanche, yeh,

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<v Speaker 1>this would be great for you. Probably not convenient packages.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. This will bind you up. This is

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<v Speaker 1>this is the opposite of Oh my god. So right

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<v Speaker 1>now in our bellies we have things fighting. Poop like

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<v Speaker 1>a chips, poop like a champion, and shredded wheat. They're

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<v Speaker 1>fighting each other right now. It's like, I'm gonna bind

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<v Speaker 1>you up, I'm gonna spit you out, and it's just

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<v Speaker 1>like they're they're arguing right now. So I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>a stomach ache, and ten minutes from now it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be wonderful. I'll call you from the car, I think

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<v Speaker 1>so much. I love those calls. All right, So what

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<v Speaker 1>did you give it? I'm sorry you didn't say. I

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<v Speaker 1>gave it the same score you did one one? Yeah. Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for listening to Serial Killers. It's

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<v Speaker 1>always a pleasure to have you here. We thank you

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<v Speaker 1>at serial killerspc dot com. By the way, have you

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<v Speaker 1>noticed that I think that Newman is making some money

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<v Speaker 1>off of us? Have you seen? No? Sure? When the

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<v Speaker 1>last time you checked our website? There's ads? H oh, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I gave Newman that you did? Yeah? Oh thanks Newman. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's all kinds of ads on it now. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know I did that for us. Okay, So do we

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<v Speaker 1>make money from that? Yes, a lot, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>But what kind of pills are those. It looks like

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<v Speaker 1>Cellular Health and Optimization elysium. Oh I've heard of them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that kit that you spit in the thing. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it tells you your biological age. Yeah I did that,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what, I'm not going to say here

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<v Speaker 1>told you you were sixty five. No it didn't. It didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't understand. So I spit in the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you're forty eight. I'm like, I know. And

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<v Speaker 1>then that was it. But well, now we have ads,

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<v Speaker 1>I should check just to see. That's a lot, right,

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<v Speaker 1>There is a lot going on here. Click all of them, nobody,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot going on. Yeah, you can't even find

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<v Speaker 1>the cereals anymore. I'm not sure if I like this

0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:01.760
<v Speaker 1>any shocker Scottie hates getting things monetized. On the next

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers, he takes down the whole podcast. Go check

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<v Speaker 1>out serial KILLERSPC dot com and you'll see what we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. Until we see you on Wednesday with a

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<v Speaker 1>bull chat perhaps thank you so much for listening, and

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<v Speaker 1>uh say Crunch and Drew Corunch heybye, soy. That episode

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<v Speaker 1>seemed forced