WEBVTT - Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem

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<v Speaker 1>Phone Elvi's Elvis, Elvis durand phone tap, Danielle, you are

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<v Speaker 1>doing the phone tap today? What do you have? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So comes from Jackie.

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<v Speaker 3>She says, my hot headed older sister Jennifer recently ran

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<v Speaker 3>into some trouble with her computer company. She sent the

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<v Speaker 3>computer back to get the CD womp fixed, and instead

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<v Speaker 3>they wiped out the whole hard drive. She's been fighting

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<v Speaker 3>with them ever since. On the phone with them this

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<v Speaker 3>past week NonStop. Call her and tell her that she's

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<v Speaker 3>been causing problems with the computer company and she hasn't

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<v Speaker 3>been nice.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're calling from the computer company. I like it

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<v Speaker 2>when their letter tells you exactly what to do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>me too. Did you follow them to the mine? I

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<v Speaker 2>followed them today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm looking for a Jennifer Moury. Please, this is

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<v Speaker 3>Laura Tisler calling you from Product Complaints and TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hearing you were just having an issue.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened if I sent my lastop to use three

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<v Speaker 1>times and I got it back three times not working?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I have a little thing here saying that you

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<v Speaker 3>were rude to my employees about boxes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I have here.

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<v Speaker 1>I was supposed to get a box two times while

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<v Speaker 1>I called twice to bring to send you guys back

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<v Speaker 1>computer again because it was sent back to me not

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<v Speaker 1>working well.

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<v Speaker 3>It appears to me that you keep breaking your computer

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<v Speaker 3>and you feel like we're responsible.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not breaking it. I never even broke it.

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<v Speaker 3>How can you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you be talking to me like this when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one that was inconvenience this whole time. I

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<v Speaker 1>got it on Friday, went away, came back, tried to

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<v Speaker 1>use it and it didn't work. Okay, you being rude

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<v Speaker 1>to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently while you were away, somebody in your house must

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<v Speaker 3>have tried to lose houses away.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even believe that you're saying this to me right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, ma'am. Please call me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're tell me, ma'am, you're calling me when an attitude

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<v Speaker 1>telling me that I'm being rude, Neil. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't even be as rude as I should be since

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting a computer that does not even work, and

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<v Speaker 1>now you're blaming me and someone in my family.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay because you Oh, because what.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no more patience for this. Why would I

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<v Speaker 1>break something that I need for my work?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but a lot of people do that, they

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<v Speaker 2>break it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't so everyone goes there. That's very rude. You're blaming

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<v Speaker 1>me and someone in my How good are you? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you from? You have a very interesting accent?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm from New York. Is that a problem?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, that's why you're rude, because new Yorker is rude.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not this right now because I'm from New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you not from New York?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm from New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well the two going in.

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<v Speaker 1>You're from where you're from?

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter where I'm from, And there's no need

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<v Speaker 3>to cursive me, dear.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're being rude. Where are you from? Where's your supervise? So?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your name? And what's your number?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this how new Yorker speak?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's how they speak. You have a problem with that?

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<v Speaker 2>I do have you. I'm from Michigan.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is it calling me right now? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, you're being very rude, and second of.

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<v Speaker 1>All, now I'm being rude. You can know it all

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<v Speaker 1>up and down here account I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Your name? What's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Laura Tissler.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura Pistler t tis, Thank you very much. What's your number?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, what don't tell me? First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm recording this whole conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I'm recording this whole conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>I good for you. I know he's recorded. So then

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<v Speaker 1>you could pull up all the other conversations that I

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<v Speaker 1>had with you people, and you will say that I

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<v Speaker 1>was not rude. Okay, but he is right now? Is rude?

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<v Speaker 1>You're correct?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you think that's pretty quick turnaround that I've already

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<v Speaker 3>contacted you.

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<v Speaker 2>I try to fix the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're not trying to fix the problem. You're calling

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<v Speaker 1>me saying that I was rude. No company does that?

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<v Speaker 1>And meyone and this is the problem on your put

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<v Speaker 1>on your second? Can you tell me that I break

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<v Speaker 1>the laptop? Then you tell me that someone in my

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<v Speaker 1>family breaks the laptop? And you think that's what you're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to say? Whoam? No one's even home. The lastop

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even taught.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you finished yet?

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<v Speaker 1>No, because honestly you are done. You're done.

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<v Speaker 2>You can listen to me. Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm gonna flip out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, don't flip out. Please hold Oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>Gosh, I'm gonna flip the.

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<v Speaker 3>I have no idea who this woman is on the phone,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's going crazy on me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's wrong with her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's I hear you, I hear you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, oh my gosh. I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you listening to that?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard I put you on hold. Now you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>put me on hold?

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<v Speaker 2>Moron, Okay, ma'am. The manager is going to be me, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I just tried you, y'all, okay, lit And I told

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<v Speaker 1>and I heard you glabbing your whole mouth about a

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<v Speaker 1>crazy lady.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting here and I'm baffled because I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>How that baffled you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how it went to you screaming at

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<v Speaker 2>the top of your lungs.

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<v Speaker 1>What you said? What I w the computer and you

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<v Speaker 1>said he was your family?

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<v Speaker 2>What is this crap? Talking like this? What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's how you talk? Because you said, where are

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<v Speaker 1>you from? New York? So I can't say nothing about

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<v Speaker 1>your bit little accent. I don't have any If you

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<v Speaker 1>cancel my order, I don't give If you say I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so rude that, then I'm gonna fix the computer. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give a I'll throw it in the street, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ma'am. I may't focuses Laura Pittsler. It's to have

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<v Speaker 1>own job.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my name is Tissler.

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<v Speaker 1>Conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get my manager for you because i don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to deal with this. Oh my gosh, it's you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's I'm gonna insult you.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't insult you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's play back the conversation and let's hear your

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<v Speaker 1>prissy's little attitude when you called me miss Pistswell.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll just play it on the radio. Hey, Jackie,

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<v Speaker 2>are you there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Danielle min Arrow from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show. And you just got phone taft treating me

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Your boys said on the Chamelion, I'm like, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>possible way that this is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>And guess what I'm from. The Bronx.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't tell me I'm from New York. Yeah, we have

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<v Speaker 1>an attitude and what you can do about

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<v Speaker 2>This table was pre recorded with permission granted by All

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<v Speaker 2>the show