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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing, live live, bad boyfriends.

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Speaker 2: And even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 3: They thought they could get away with.

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Speaker 1: That, but now now they're about to get busted.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: In the movie Et the Extraterrestrial, ET says he's phoning home,

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Speaker 4: but in the DVD bonus features, Spielberg admits he's actually

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Speaker 4: calling his side piece O.

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Speaker 5: Late night Interplanetary Action.

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Speaker 6: Always the ones you think you can trust.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgive him, but not everybody would like. The

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Speaker 1: listeners on the phone right now, ready to share their

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Speaker 1: stories about how they caught their exes using their ET

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Speaker 1: finger to dial the wrong person. We're gonna start with Aaron,

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Speaker 1: tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 7: So my boyfriend was out of town for the weekend,

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Speaker 7: and I realized I left my wallet at his place.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I leave my wallet everywhere. I totally get you

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Speaker 6: on that.

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Speaker 5: Scared leave.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah whatever. I left it there and he wasn't

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Speaker 7: replying to me or answering my calls right away, and

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Speaker 7: obviously I needed it right So.

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Speaker 6: Did you have a key to his place to go

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Speaker 6: get it?

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Speaker 7: No, but he had a window at his place that

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Speaker 7: I knew he always left open. Oh yeah, So I

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Speaker 7: get there, it's completely dark. I go through the window

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Speaker 7: and I drop into the bathroom and there's a woman

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Speaker 7: sitting on the toilet.

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Speaker 6: In the dark.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, in the dark.

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Speaker 6: What is it someone else breaking in before.

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Speaker 7: You to use the bathroom? I guess no. She like

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Speaker 7: immediately starts screaming, and then so do I because I

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Speaker 7: was not expecting another woman there. And my boyfriend runs in.

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Speaker 7: What Yeah, he was home and he's two women screaming

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Speaker 7: in the bathroom, one with clothes on, one without.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh you didn't have your clothes on when you

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Speaker 5: stuck in. I see, Oh she's the one one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So did things get hot and heavier? What happened?

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Speaker 7: Not exactly It was his coworker, Yeah, classy guy.

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Speaker 6: Hopefully you still got your wallet?

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, And I did leave through the door because

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Speaker 7: I did not want to climb back out the window.

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Speaker 5: You should have broken other window on the way out.

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Speaker 6: Now you're the classy one.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Cameron. Tell us how you busted your

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Speaker 5: significant other.

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Speaker 2: So this was a wild one because I had a

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Speaker 2: buddy in town and he was hanging her hanging out

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Speaker 2: for the weekend, and we decided to go to the

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Speaker 2: farmer's market on Saturday.

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Speaker 5: Morning, as bros do. Yeah, let's go. Brother, got some

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Speaker 5: kun quants on sante.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you want to make it okay smoothie after this juice.

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Speaker 2: Only if it's all organic.

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Speaker 5: You know, I love it.

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Speaker 6: So you grab your usable grocery bags.

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Speaker 2: And the one in my neighborhood has one of those

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Speaker 2: character art people, yes, when they draw the cartoon. So

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Speaker 2: we're just looking at the pictures while we're walking by,

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Speaker 2: and there is this one picture that he has hung

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Speaker 2: up that looks exactly like my girlfriend.

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Speaker 5: But they're so like, they're.

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Speaker 6: So cartoon, and I just always tell who they are,

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Speaker 6: especially if she has a distinguishable feature like a big forehead.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, why is that a problem?

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Speaker 2: Though in the picture she had on this sweater that

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Speaker 2: she has that sweater, I'm thinking, oh my god, like

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Speaker 2: that's totally her. But in the picture she's sitting on

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Speaker 2: some guy's lap in the drawing and he's kissing her

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Speaker 2: on the cheek.

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Speaker 6: Oh, they usually write their names on him sometimes.

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Speaker 2: I took a picture of it with my phone, so

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Speaker 2: I thought it was funny, and I show it to

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Speaker 2: her the next day and immediately she goes completely pale,

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Speaker 2: White looks completely stunned and just burst into tears and

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Speaker 2: tells me that we'll get up on the boss.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 6: I was hoping that she was just really sad that

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Speaker 6: he drew her in a bad life.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Oh god, and at least she's climbing up the corporate

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Speaker 8: ladder instead of slumming it down. No, well, I'm sorry, man. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: finally we got time for one more. Let's go to Nora.

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Speaker 5: Tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 3: So a guy I've been dating for months still hadn't

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Speaker 3: introduced me to his family, and he just told me

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Speaker 3: that it was because they weren't very close and they

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Speaker 3: had some issues.

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Speaker 6: Well, you'd only been dating in a month. I mean

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Speaker 6: that's pretty soon.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but it was really fast. I mean like we

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Speaker 7: were like deep pretty quick.

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Speaker 2: I felt bad.

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Speaker 3: And I wanted to take things into my own hands

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Speaker 3: because I felt the connection we had and I just

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Speaker 3: wanted to see if, like I could help.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're going to fix all his family problems in

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Speaker 6: one month?

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Speaker 2: I bet. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, I secretly found out that his mom was a hairstylist,

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Speaker 3: and that's an appointment with her.

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah.

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Speaker 5: They always ask so like do you have a boyfriend?

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Speaker 5: Are you dating anyone?

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Speaker 6: Actually?

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Speaker 3: Exactly, But I asked her about her family, and that's

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Speaker 3: when she went on and on about her son and

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Speaker 3: how after playing the field for a really long time,

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Speaker 3: he finally got engaged last again, to a wonderful woman

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Speaker 3: named Helene. Not me.

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Speaker 6: Oh wait, oh god, oh did you have two sons?

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Speaker 5: My chants nope, oh god, oh.

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Speaker 7: So that's why he couldn't introduce me to them.

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Speaker 6: Did you introduce yourself to her like, oh, I'm the

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Speaker 6: side girl? Hopefully No.

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Speaker 3: I think I was just in shock.

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Speaker 7: And actually it was a really bad haircut.

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Speaker 6: You escaped that family, because if you would have married

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Speaker 6: into that you would have had a bad haircut.

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Speaker 7: Exactly.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hopefully at least got invited to the wedding.

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Speaker 3: So you yeah, no, thank you?

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Speaker 8: Girls darn well hit up our textboard seven eight, five

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Speaker 8: nine two.

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Speaker 1: If you have a funny story about how you caught

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Speaker 1: your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition

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Speaker 1: of Busted.

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Speaker 5: Got your phone tab coming up right after this.

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Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning