Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 2: Today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Trevor
Speaker 2: calling from movers. I need to speak with Miranda.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is Miranda. Did you guys get into the
Speaker 1: place and everything's okay?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yes we did, except we will not be moving
Speaker 2: your items today, So I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, I just don't think that it's right.
Speaker 1: That's the right, and I'm hanging to move my stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, you're paying us to move this stuff. Except
Speaker 2: I spoke with your cat and you spoke with my cat. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm a cat whisperer on the side, like it's a
Speaker 2: side awsole of mine and I didn't know that before. Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: cat whispering is like a big thing, you know. So
Speaker 2: like I'm a cat whisperer and I've got a lot
Speaker 2: of experience. And so I was with my guys when
Speaker 2: we're boxing up the stuff, and then your cat came
Speaker 2: in the room and I, you know, whispered with your
Speaker 2: cot for a while, and you shared some very disturbing
Speaker 2: things with me. So I don't feel right moving.
Speaker 1: So my cat told you not to move my stuff,
Speaker 1: that's what you're telling about.
Speaker 2: Well, No, your cat didn't say not to move the stuff.
Speaker 2: But your cat did share with me that you're moving
Speaker 2: in with your boyfriend and your cat, and well, your
Speaker 2: cat sort of feels a little neglected emotionally and like
Speaker 2: you've been spending too much time with your boyfriend, and
Speaker 2: so the cat was like saying, it's concerned about moving
Speaker 2: in with him.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm not really concerned with what my cat
Speaker 1: supposedly told you, like I need you to move my
Speaker 1: stuff today, like I'm on a time crunch.
Speaker 2: I just think for the emotional safety of your cat,
Speaker 2: it's probably better that you stay in the places that
Speaker 2: you're at.
Speaker 1: So I think it's better that you stay in the
Speaker 1: place that you're at and you move my staff, which
Speaker 1: is what I hired you to do. Like I take
Speaker 1: care of my cat. I've had her for years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what she was telling me. Your business,
Speaker 2: that's what she was telling me. She said that you,
Speaker 2: you know, you take care of her years. But then
Speaker 2: like all of a sudden, some new guy came on
Speaker 2: the scene, like, no, you guys are like coming conversations
Speaker 2: at night and things like that.
Speaker 1: So not appropriate for what I hired you to do,
Speaker 1: Like I my lease is up today. I need my
Speaker 1: stuff out of there. I'm at work, like, I can't
Speaker 1: really deal with this right now. So you know, thank
Speaker 1: you for caring about my cat's emotional wellbeing. I appreciate that,
Speaker 1: but you need to move my stuff, which is what
Speaker 1: I hired you to do. I didn't hire you as
Speaker 1: a cat whiper, like I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad that's how you feel about yourself. But
Speaker 1: you're suber, and that's what I hired you to do.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, So well, I just want to let you
Speaker 2: know that I went ahead and went down to the
Speaker 2: office here, you know, at your apartment, current one, and
Speaker 2: I spoke to them, do that well your cat, And
Speaker 2: so I went down.
Speaker 1: There and I, oh my god, this is crazy. I mean,
Speaker 1: where are you right now? I'm going to have to
Speaker 1: leave work and come deal with this. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm still at the apartment, but I was able
Speaker 2: to pose as your fiance and resign a lease. So
Speaker 2: I've resigned the lease for you, so that your.
Speaker 1: Cat you did what, like, who the do you think
Speaker 1: you are to do that?
Speaker 2: So you're welcome. So yeah, because we were moving stuff
Speaker 2: and I was able to.
Speaker 1: Find You're welcome. You know what, You're welcome. You're going
Speaker 1: to get fired today, That's what's going to happen. I
Speaker 1: guess you'll have to do a lot of cat whispering
Speaker 1: because you're going to be unemployed.
Speaker 2: Is it okay that I wrote a check to them
Speaker 2: from your checkbook that was in here?
Speaker 1: What the actual why would you do that? I hired
Speaker 1: you to move.
Speaker 2: Into my New Hattans mittens?
Speaker 1: Who is meant?
Speaker 2: I was telling your cat to put its palls over
Speaker 2: its ears because you were using adult language and I didn't.
Speaker 1: Want hand weird. Stop worring about my cat. That's it.
Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere. I'm leaving work right now this or
Speaker 1: the police will find you.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then I'll just tell you this is actually
Speaker 2: Jubi from the Jubil Show doing a phone frank on
Speaker 2: you and your boyfriend Josh set you up.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it that is not that is kind
Speaker 1: of not okay, he said, I am so sour right now.
Speaker 2: You guys are moving in together and you want to
Speaker 2: mess with you?
Speaker 1: Well he did, Oh my god, I'm like a cat whisper.
Speaker 1: That was so weird. Wake up every morning with jubile
Speaker 1: phone Franks