WEBVTT - Episode 2: The Jingle Jangle

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Santa gust a production of I Heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Well hello there. When we last left Santa, he was

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<v Speaker 1>having a hard time. The most wonderful time of the

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<v Speaker 1>year can be the toughest time of the year for Santa,

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<v Speaker 1>and Christmas Day is rapidly approaching. While there are still

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<v Speaker 1>billions of toys to be manufactured, Santa is beginning to

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<v Speaker 1>doubt if the children of the world even believe in

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<v Speaker 1>him anymore. He needed a more modern way of reaching

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<v Speaker 1>all the children of the world. That's when his elves,

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<v Speaker 1>Snowball and Evergreen, convinced Santa to do the podcast. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what's the point of all this? Now? Christmas is only

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<v Speaker 1>five days away and we're in a recording booth. We

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<v Speaker 1>need to be making toys, not podcast or whoa Santa?

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<v Speaker 1>We already talked about this. This is a weird year.

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<v Speaker 1>People are angry, frustrated. They need to hear from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Santa, everybody's doing a podcast except for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Name the belief a mead is driving everybody everybody and

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<v Speaker 1>they're good. Have you heard of the Easter Bunnies podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>It is really good? Or the Tooth Fairies. The belief

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<v Speaker 1>a mead has tried to do critical levels. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>told you, children around the world love you and they

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear from you, and we gotta get that

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<v Speaker 1>belief meter up up up. Oh, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I have a very good voice for radio.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't radio, it's a podcast. Hey, you remember the

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<v Speaker 1>kid who lost her Christmas list is my best Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we have got to help that kid. Yeah, yeah, Santa,

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<v Speaker 1>You're the only one that can do that. You're right,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get her on the line. Hello. Well, hello, greetings

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<v Speaker 1>from the North Pole. My name's Evergreen. I'm an elf

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<v Speaker 1>up here at the North Pole, and I have Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Claus standing by to talk to you. Listen. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of questions I'd like to ask you if

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<v Speaker 1>you're willing to help me out, would that be okay great.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to learn a little bit more about

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<v Speaker 1>what kids are into this Christmas season, and I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to know how does your family celebrate Christmas? Um, My

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<v Speaker 1>grandma and grandpa come overy usually and we talk together

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<v Speaker 1>and we're in where funny hat sometimes I have a

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<v Speaker 1>funny hat to you know. I have heard that you

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<v Speaker 1>have been a wonderful host to our little elf friends. Snowy,

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<v Speaker 1>she's very fine. She keeps them moving, which I love that. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I was gonna ask. Snowy has a reputation

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<v Speaker 1>for being a little mischievous. Can you tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>anything she might have done this Christmas season? Um, she

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<v Speaker 1>hanged on one of the branches of our Christmas tree,

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<v Speaker 1>but then she fell off her so we got some

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<v Speaker 1>gloves and put her somewhere else. Then she liked that place,

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<v Speaker 1>so she stayed there a little bit in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>the next day, and then she moved into my stocking.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she loves to look for chocolate and stockings

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<v Speaker 1>and they are warm. That's true. Now listen, Snowy did

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<v Speaker 1>tell us you had a bit of incident, if you will,

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<v Speaker 1>with your Christmas list. She said that you got pretty

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<v Speaker 1>upset about it. Can you tell us about that? I

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<v Speaker 1>lost it? Then we made a new one that was

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<v Speaker 1>even better. Did you feel bad when you lost it? Yes? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Well I've got some good news for you. We actually

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<v Speaker 1>got both of your lists. I wanted to let Evergreen

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<v Speaker 1>explain to you. I I'm kind of an older fellow

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know all the technology, but the elves

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<v Speaker 1>are using a little something today. Yeah, Well, what's it called? Uh, yeah, Santa,

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<v Speaker 1>It's called Jangle Jangle. It's a wireless cloud technology, so

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<v Speaker 1>when Nora writes her list, it immediately gets uploaded and

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<v Speaker 1>saved for you to peruse, so that she doesn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to keep track of a physical list anymore. It's very

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<v Speaker 1>convenient and um it's very stable, so Norah can trust

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<v Speaker 1>that everything she wants this year is written down in

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<v Speaker 1>a place where you can find it. And handwritten letters

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<v Speaker 1>are still fantastic. We wanted to implement something too for

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<v Speaker 1>those that were more eco conscious, so the app has

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<v Speaker 1>been a great benefit in that regard. I have a question,

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<v Speaker 1>since you said that Nora is a funny person, we

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<v Speaker 1>could use some humor up here at the North Pole. Nora,

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<v Speaker 1>could you tell me your favorite joke that you've heard lately?

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<v Speaker 1>Knock knack? Who's there? Little old lady? Who? That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good one. Would you like to hear a joke from me?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to hear a joke about pizza? Nah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>too cheesy. WHOA. She's got a good sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you know that joke. It's my test for

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<v Speaker 1>kids with a good sense of humor? Is that joke? Nora?

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<v Speaker 1>Before we go, I'd like to ask you, would you

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<v Speaker 1>tell me what you think the true meaning of Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>is being with family. You are such a beautiful soul, Nora,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know that you are going to have a

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<v Speaker 1>very very merry Christmas. Okay, thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 1>taking time to talk with me today. And you keep

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<v Speaker 1>an ear out. Okay, you might hear my slave this year. Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any questions for Santa? You know? The

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<v Speaker 1>one that I get every year is how do I

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<v Speaker 1>get down the chimneys? Do you have a chimney? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, you do. How do you think I get

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<v Speaker 1>down the chimney? I don't know, very carefully, one break

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<v Speaker 1>at a time. A lot of people think I use

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<v Speaker 1>spanks to tighten up my midsection, but it's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>So the only way I can get down a chimney

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<v Speaker 1>is Christmas magic. Do you know about miss magic? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you think Christmas magic comes from the north poem?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a fair guess. That's what most people think is

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<v Speaker 1>that Christmas magic comes from me and my reindeer and

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<v Speaker 1>my el and it's trapped in the permafrost. Not true?

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<v Speaker 1>You know where it comes from, Nora, from you little

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<v Speaker 1>boys and girls all around the world, spreading joy and

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas cheer. That's where Christmas magic comes from. So can

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<v Speaker 1>you spread joy and Christmas cheer for me this season? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it. I know you. You're one of the

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<v Speaker 1>great Nora. Thank you for talking with us this morning. Welcome. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a merry Christmas Christmas. You know, Santa catell

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<v Speaker 1>by talking with little Nora that maybe he wasn't so

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<v Speaker 1>out of touch. After all, he was a little girl

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<v Speaker 1>who believed in the important things, time with family, peace

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<v Speaker 1>on earth, and good will toward all. Maybe this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>thing was where king. This episode of Santa Cast was

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<v Speaker 1>recorded in the North Pole by Evergreen and Snowball with

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<v Speaker 1>your host Santa Claus. Special thanks to our friends Brad Brinkley,

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah Feerman, Matt Stanton, Dan Bush, and Brent Dye. Santa

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