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Speaker 1: We are halfway through the countdown of our top ten

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Speaker 1: phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 1: We're at number five today where we prank a long

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Speaker 1: time Chicago Bears fan who's been a season ticket holder

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Speaker 1: for the past eleven years this last so yes, he

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Speaker 1: has witnessed some rough times, but it's about to get

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Speaker 1: even rougher because Team Customer Relations is about to tell

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Speaker 1: him a wild new stadium policy change is being put

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Speaker 1: in effect and he might find very surprising in your

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Speaker 1: number five phone tap of the year right now, gets

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Speaker 1: brooking Jefferies. Ten Phone Taps of Christmas, Number five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: am I speaking with mister Marlin Mack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, who is this?

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Speaker 1: Hi, sir? Thank you. I work for the Chicago Bears.

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Speaker 1: I'm vice president of crowd Customer Relations over at Soldier Field. Really, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? What's happening? Well, first of all, I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to reach out and thank you for being

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Speaker 1: a season ticket holder for the last eleven years. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, that's quite a run. That's why we're calling

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Speaker 1: all of our longtime fans just to let them know

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Speaker 1: we're going to be moving towards a more quiet stadium.

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Speaker 1: Experience going forward?

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Speaker 2: Quiet quiete? Right, you are you kidding me? Man? What

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Speaker 2: are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: It's part of a new policy where the Bears are

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Speaker 1: testing out a more family friendly fan experience.

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Speaker 2: How does that work?

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Speaker 1: Well, you can still root for the team, just silently,

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Speaker 1: you know, in a way that won't disturb others, especially

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Speaker 1: the visiting team.

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Speaker 2: Now you got to be kidding me, well, sir.

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Speaker 1: Sir, No, this isn't a joke. I'm serious. Your section

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Speaker 1: section four to forty five has been designated as a

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Speaker 1: note sir? Can you please stop laughing? Okay, well, really

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Speaker 1: do sound like a Bears fan? I'll give you that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, do you really work for the Bears?

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Speaker 1: I do, sir, and I'm trying to let you know

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Speaker 1: that your section section four forty five has been designated

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Speaker 1: as a no cheering zone.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, okay, you know I needed this, man.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, I know it's been a rough go for

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Speaker 1: us over the years, so I know you needed a laugh.

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Speaker 1: But I'm being very serious with him.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh man, you go give me a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Man. Okay, you got your laughs out, and you understand

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Speaker 1: that we are changing your section to a no cheering zone.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's great. I want to come to it. I

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Speaker 2: want to experience that, right. Can I drink? Can I

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Speaker 2: bring a couple of beers in there?

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Speaker 1: You can drink. But here's what you need to know.

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Speaker 1: Going full word, you are allowed to clap politely. So

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Speaker 1: what you're doing right now, al sir, it would not fly.

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Speaker 1: This is too loud. It would violate the no noise

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Speaker 1: policy we're installed.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you know that's why I would be drinking tucking.

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Speaker 2: Calms down?

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Speaker 1: Man, Okay, well, okay, that's probably highly recommended for you. Okay.

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Speaker 1: In addition to the light clapping, you are allowed to

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Speaker 1: whisper chance.

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Speaker 2: Give you an example.

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Speaker 1: If we're on defense, you could chant defense.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that's it. Hey, look that sounds creepy. Man.

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Speaker 1: Well it's an option for you, and it'll sound a

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Speaker 1: lot better when the entire section is doing it. But

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Speaker 1: yelling or screaming or laughing maniacally will lead to immediate

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Speaker 1: removal and we would have to revoke your tickets as well.

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Speaker 2: Hey, do your boss is no that you're on the

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Speaker 2: phone talking like this. Man.

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Speaker 1: They're the ones who came up with this policy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so my job is to relay it to the fan. Base.

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Speaker 2: This is a ridiculous fan what part exactly? Oh but

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Speaker 2: I hey, I give it to you, man, it's funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what's funny here, sir. You're being

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Speaker 1: told that your section is being redesignated as a no

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Speaker 1: cheering zone.

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Speaker 2: So if I cheer, am I going to go to jail?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Sir?

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Speaker 1: Are you mocking me right now? Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you wasted my time, buddy, I gotta go

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Speaker 2: to work, man, So like, I accept the no cheering

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Speaker 2: thing and all of that. Okay, you got anything else

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Speaker 2: for me?

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Speaker 1: Actually, it's one more note. Well, when the Lions come

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Speaker 1: into town, you are going to have to cheer for them.

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Speaker 2: Now you're talking crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean you can understand that they don't have

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Speaker 1: enough vans. Shut up, they don't have enough fans to

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Speaker 1: cheer for their team.

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Speaker 2: We need.

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Speaker 1: We need to give them a little bit of support.

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Speaker 2: I've been nice. I listened to all this garbage money.

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Speaker 1: Well, you kind of laughed through it. It wasn't very nice.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the joke's over now, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Not according to your wife, Kathy. She wants the joke

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Speaker 1: to keep going.

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Speaker 2: Kathy, what oh buddy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe you're catching on that. You're right, I

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Speaker 1: don't work for the Bears. I'm actually from a radio

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Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh, we're

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Speaker 1: doing a prank on you.

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Speaker 2: You know what? You know what? You made my day.

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Speaker 1: Well, you should thank your wife Kathy for it, because

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Speaker 1: she said that you're a huge Bears fan, so she

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Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: I knew it was kind of creepy, but I had

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Speaker 2: a long day. Oh damn, it was nothing like having

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Speaker 2: a nice long laugh.

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Speaker 1: Then, can I get a whisper chant for defense before

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Speaker 1: we go?

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Speaker 2: Say? Enough?

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Speaker 1: That's super creepy.

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Speaker 2: What was your number five phone? Top of twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: Five Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.