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Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret text in four

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Speaker 1: one O six one. If you have a secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything, literally anything, because nobody will know

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Speaker 1: who you are. We keep everybody anonymous, and that's why

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Speaker 1: everybody who calls in to tell us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now is actually the most annoying sound in the world,

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Speaker 1: Cardi bes laugh. That's not the most annoying laugh in

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Speaker 1: the world. Actually it's not. Actually, there's more annoying laugh.

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Speaker 1: Who's about it? Oh? Sorry, well, Cardi B's annoying laugh.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for calling in, Thanks for having me, no problem.

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Speaker 1: So cardibies laugh. Do you know who are referring to you? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I do. And while that laugh is annoying as bad, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. So what's your dirty little secret? So

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is the person I am dating

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Speaker 1: is very young, much younger than I am. Nothing illegal, right,

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Speaker 1: the very legal? Okay, okay um. I recently was divorced.

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Speaker 1: I you know, I'll just say that I'm in my

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Speaker 1: mid fifties. What mid fifties. That's because you've been dipping

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Speaker 1: into a fountain of youth. Thinka well being dipped. Yes, Um,

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Speaker 1: he is twenty two and h well is he run

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Speaker 1: for a good time or a long time? Hopefully both?

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Speaker 1: We both We shall see but we uh yeah, So

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Speaker 1: the secret is, Um, the person I'm dating went to

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Speaker 1: school with my kids. That is how young he is.

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Speaker 1: Do your kids know him? They? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: they know who he is. So you just met him randomly?

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Speaker 1: We met on a dating app Grinder. Okay, and this

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Speaker 1: is my secret. He is, Um, you know we have

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Speaker 1: we're having a great time. Well, the relationship is awesome. Nice.

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Speaker 1: Don't hate the player. Hit the game exactly. That's what

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Speaker 1: you tell your kids when they're like, hey, um, that

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Speaker 1: was my classmate from high school, and be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: don't hate the player. Hit the game. You know, as

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Speaker 1: long as he's eighteen or older, fair game. He's twenty two,

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Speaker 1: he's got it. Buy four years. You're good? Did you?

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Speaker 1: Are you fulfilling some sort of kink do you think

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Speaker 1: or maybe like a rebound from the marriage. Um, well,

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Speaker 1: my previous partner was closer to my age, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess you know. I'm very attracted to younger guys,

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Speaker 1: way more attracted to younger guys, and I think I

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Speaker 1: am you know guys my age? Um, so you know,

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Speaker 1: well that seems to be the norm no matter who

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Speaker 1: you are. I mean, as as long as you're a

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Speaker 1: little bit older, that's the norm. So cash's fine. So

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Speaker 1: is it? Is it weird though, dating at twenty something

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Speaker 1: year old when you're that old, I mean when you're

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Speaker 1: in your fifties, because I feel like conversation wise, it'd

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Speaker 1: be tough. I mean, I didn't like dating twenty one

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Speaker 1: year old when I was twenty one. We're both stupid,

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Speaker 1: we should both stop talking. But no, it's actually for real.

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Speaker 1: You guys, go out, if you're a restaurant or something,

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Speaker 1: look at the young people around you, and let's imagine,

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Speaker 1: imagine imagine dating a really young person. I'm like, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I do date you a a young person, Mike.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend is twenty one. She just turned twenty one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I haven't ever met her in person, so I don't

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Speaker 1: know if she's actually really annoying or not. So she

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Speaker 1: doesn't seem annoying. She doesn't seem annoying. And there are

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Speaker 1: cool ones, Okay, I'm just saying compared to like when

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Speaker 1: you get older, right, it's when you're younger you don't

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Speaker 1: know how annoying you are when you're younger. I was annoying.

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Speaker 1: I would think that the conversations would be very weird,

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Speaker 1: like it'd be hard to have a conversation like on

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Speaker 1: the same level as ye Is it that way? Definitely? See,

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Speaker 1: I can see how you guys would think that. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's very educated. He's a great talker. We do have

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Speaker 1: great conversations. Part of the reason why I think that,

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Speaker 1: you know, it was like very attracted to him, like

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Speaker 1: after our first day was you know, he did hold

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Speaker 1: a conversation really well. So I don't see too many

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Speaker 1: of the immaturities I guess that you would expect to see.

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Speaker 1: What's like, you know, a younger person and he plays

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Speaker 1: college baseball, so who cares all? Yeah, another shame in

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Speaker 1: your game. That's cool. Well, hopefully it all works out

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Speaker 1: for you and your kids don't find it too awkward

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Speaker 1: when they actually meet him and realized that they actually

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Speaker 1: went to school with him. Hopefully not, but we will see.

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Speaker 1: Good luck, Yeah, thank you, Yeah, good luck to you both. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret