Speaker 1: Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock. Tampon Rock, such a list,
Speaker 1: we don't want any Previously on Tampon Rock, Gina and
Speaker 1: Deja go to a cabin in the woods. Deja takes
Speaker 1: trooms and Chloe goes back to therapy. Chloe to sessions,
Speaker 1: to two sessions. Damn, we're not very godmother anymore. That
Speaker 1: was so fucking fun. All right, Uh, they's just fine.
Speaker 1: I think. Just just listen, you'll see thinking Joe sigh,
Speaker 1: all right, playing all night. You're falling in you sip
Speaker 1: into a nightmare, run in a nightmare. M h Where
Speaker 1: am I? This is the afterlife? Welcome to Heaven. I'm
Speaker 1: your spirit guide. You can call me slowie. Now I'm
Speaker 1: just getting here. Some water, oh god, m hm hm wow.
Speaker 1: Oh whoever invided water was a genius? Wait? How did
Speaker 1: I get here? Where's my phone? Oh? You threw it
Speaker 1: in the backseat because you said and I quote it's
Speaker 1: burning holes in my eyes unquote. Oh and it's dead. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Let's just say that your phone saw a lot of
Speaker 1: action last night. What do you mean you don't remember anything?
Speaker 1: Grab my phone. Yeah, I could just go to my
Speaker 1: photo album and click on that one. Yeah, yeah, right
Speaker 1: there I present to you. Said, but a just swipe
Speaker 1: through these Okay, but what am I looking at? Who
Speaker 1: is that? Oh that's you? M M. I don't know,
Speaker 1: trust me, keep swiping. Wait where did my shirt go? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god? Am I honestly I don't know why you're
Speaker 1: wearing that life jacket as a diaper. Oh but wait,
Speaker 1: there's actually there's more. Um, listen to these voicemails. Oh god,
Speaker 1: more m hmm, Hey Chloe over, we need an extraction,
Speaker 1: immediate extraction at the extraction point center of the woods.
Speaker 1: Now your shirt? Oh I got a diaper, honey, I
Speaker 1: don't know where I am. When I hold my finger up,
Speaker 1: the wind definitely hits it. So the wind is coming
Speaker 1: from the right side. Yeah no, wait, maybe the left
Speaker 1: don't pete or poop or not getting out to popping. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's enough of that. Yeah. That actually keeps going on
Speaker 1: for another ten minutes, and they're like seven more voicemails.
Speaker 1: Do you wanna talk about what happened? Oh? God? Which part?
Speaker 1: The part where I humiliated myself in front of Gina
Speaker 1: and her friends? Or the mess to fight you and
Speaker 1: I had um all of the events, Chloe. I told you,
Speaker 1: I don't have the capacity for this right now. I'm
Speaker 1: barely holding it together. Okay, let me just just say
Speaker 1: one little thing and then I'll completely shut up, my promise. Okay, Okay, fine, fine, Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I've been an asshole. I'm realizing I've
Speaker 1: been insecure and that's my problem and not yours. And
Speaker 1: I know I have a lot of stuff that I
Speaker 1: need to work through. So that's all. I just I
Speaker 1: just wanted to say that to you. Thank you for
Speaker 1: saying that. Mm hmm oh. And also I love you. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love you, you love me. You're a happy barty. Seriously, though,
Speaker 1: I do love you. We're good. I just have to
Speaker 1: stop talking. I'm going to tid to go back to
Speaker 1: concentrating on not puking. Okay, oh yeah, if you got it? Oh,
Speaker 1: can I play you something? I think it might actually
Speaker 1: help distract you from puking. As as long as it's
Speaker 1: not another video of me playing the part of Tom
Speaker 1: Hanks in Castaway, then sure. Okay, fine, we'll skip that one.
Speaker 1: Sell me. I think I'm a fucking It's so much
Speaker 1: more thandered that were my smells and I can't sho'll
Speaker 1: blame you. A few hours later, Deja has charged her felon.
Speaker 1: I'm so addicted. Ah, why are so many people texting me? You?
Speaker 1: You created this problem? No, god, I don't even want
Speaker 1: to check to come on, we can do this. Let's
Speaker 1: just rip the band aid off. Oh wow? Were you
Speaker 1: called Angie eleven times? What? And then me, I'm not jealous? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm a little jealous, but I'm I'm working on it.
Speaker 1: Oh god, eleven times? Can you tell if we talked?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Not sure, although, oh it looks like
Speaker 1: the longest call was only about thirty seconds. Oh see,
Speaker 1: you might have left her voicemail. Oh and it looks
Speaker 1: like you have several missed calls from Angie and a voicemail.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, okay, let's just rip the band aid off.
Speaker 1: I'm pressing play. Hey, Deja, I got your calls. Sounds
Speaker 1: like you had a real wild night. I hope you
Speaker 1: didn't get eaten by all those monsters. Anyway, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if you still wanted to come to the studio today,
Speaker 1: but if you do, I'll be here to like five.
Speaker 1: If not, we've entered a new phase in our friendship
Speaker 1: where we call each other where we are on drugs.
Speaker 1: Super into that. Um, okay, feel better and I'll see
Speaker 1: you soon. Oh, I am absolutely not going to see her. God,
Speaker 1: why did I call her? Why did I ask to
Speaker 1: see her at work? I'm never taking drugs again. Hold
Speaker 1: me to that. You know what they say the best
Speaker 1: way to stop doing drugs is to follow through and
Speaker 1: all the bad plans you made when you were sucked up? Clue?
Speaker 1: Who who says that? Me? As I just said that.
Speaker 1: I say that also, I would like to go with you.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good idea. I feel like
Speaker 1: she probably doesn't like you. You did call her and
Speaker 1: ho Yeah, no, I know that's why I have to go.
Speaker 1: I need to apologize. Consider this my band aid to
Speaker 1: rip point six to ten ninety eight point six the
Speaker 1: ten Have you checked your temperature today? How there? Do
Speaker 1: you have an appointment with someone? Sort of? I'm here
Speaker 1: to see Angie and Gie Chloe. I don't know her listening.
Speaker 1: That's a bad book. Do you follow on Instagram? No
Speaker 1: one puts her last name on Instagram? I mean I do. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's probably why you only have two followers. Okay, rude,
Speaker 1: it's actually two hundred forty three. So um, I just
Speaker 1: checked the directory and we only have one angie, so
Speaker 1: you're good. Uh, let me just give her a ring. Okay.
Speaker 1: What's your name, Deja Freeman? Okay, one sec. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a Deja Freeman here to see you? Oh cake, right,
Speaker 1: all right? Ms Freeman, she'll be right with you. Okay, thanks. Also,
Speaker 1: just out of curiosity, what is her last name? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm afraid I can't give out that information. Found it.
Speaker 1: It's heart man. Well, I hope she doesn't heart men,
Speaker 1: you got it? He Your dad jokes are worse than
Speaker 1: my hangover right now. Oh my gosh, don't worry, Chloe,
Speaker 1: I don't actually heart. Sorry I didn't. I didn't see
Speaker 1: there that. It was really a second impression that I
Speaker 1: was trying to make. Well, that's why they say the
Speaker 1: third times the charm, right right? So should I just
Speaker 1: leave and then come back? What? Oh, that's that's me
Speaker 1: trying to make a joke. Deja, you're alive. I'm honestly
Speaker 1: actually super surprised to see you here. I thought maybe
Speaker 1: that was some sort of drunken voicemail thing. Where you
Speaker 1: say you want to do something and then you actually
Speaker 1: don't do it. But oh my god, that's what I
Speaker 1: was saying. No, No, I definitely remember leaving you a
Speaker 1: voicemail and expressing my interests and you're giving me a
Speaker 1: tour and I stand by that. Okay, So you remember
Speaker 1: asking me out? Then wait? What what I'm just playing?
Speaker 1: I'm just playing I asked you out. No, I'm kidding,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. What is what's happening? So anyway, Angie, I
Speaker 1: I wanted to come to because I owe you like
Speaker 1: a billion apologies. Deja means a lot to me, and
Speaker 1: I'm actually really so happy that she's found someone to
Speaker 1: connect with like you. I just got dumb and jealous,
Speaker 1: right right, And don't forget you called me a hoes
Speaker 1: and I called you, oh and I'm so sorry. Look, honestly,
Speaker 1: if Desia can accept your apology, I guess I can
Speaker 1: accept your apology too. Well, Deja, do you accept this Rose?
Speaker 1: I mean this apology. I do accept this Rose, I
Speaker 1: mean this apology. But also, you didn't watch the recap
Speaker 1: with that movie? How dare you accuse me of something
Speaker 1: like that? I would never and I did. Okay, Yeah, okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: We're all good cool. Are you guys actually down for
Speaker 1: a tour or do you need to catch up on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor right now? Or we're like, oh tour please
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Speaker 1: You've listened to this song like thirty times already. Aren't
Speaker 1: you tired of it? Never? Hey? Come check out my outfit, Chloe.
Speaker 1: Can you just turn it down and just keep turning
Speaker 1: it down until it's off? See you know what? From once?
Speaker 1: I agree with him. We haven't even played it live yet,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, do you think that Stevie Nicks
Speaker 1: gets sick of Landslide? She's been playing it for forty
Speaker 1: five years, so she's one sick of that song. Definitely.
Speaker 1: I took my love and I took it down, climbed
Speaker 1: a mountain and please, please, I just do you need
Speaker 1: to be able to hear my own thoughts right now?
Speaker 1: How can you hear your own thoughts with your phone
Speaker 1: going off constantly? I don't even register phone sounds anymore. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm registering them. So what are you in some group texts?
Speaker 1: It's fine if you are, but tell me everything that's happening. No, wait,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I was just texting Angie and a few people.
Speaker 1: Some deeds first showed it right, Oh, Angie, she's still
Speaker 1: flirting with you. Angie, No, we're just friends. We don't flirt.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, I saw it with my own eyes.
Speaker 1: The flirt was just tripping out of her mouth. Tripp, Chloe,
Speaker 1: do you hear yourself when you talk? Yeah? What? Uh?
Speaker 1: Actually most of these texts are from Gina. Yikes? Are
Speaker 1: you still avoiding her? I haven't texted her back since
Speaker 1: the incident? Wow? That has some serious will be or
Speaker 1: avoidant attachment style? Oh my god, are you reading that
Speaker 1: book to what? Is everybody a part of the same
Speaker 1: book club? Like? Did I miss the invite? I just
Speaker 1: hope she doesn't ambush me at the show. Oh no,
Speaker 1: she definitely will. She wouldn't miss us for the world.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's crazy. I just really don't want
Speaker 1: to deal with it. Well, what are you feeling? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess seeing Gina be so intimate with
Speaker 1: someone she's been in a serious relationship with monogamously really
Speaker 1: bother me, you know, like it made me feel like
Speaker 1: I'm just a temporary thing, Like we don't have a future.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I'm just some placeholder until her other
Speaker 1: partner moves back to Oakland or something. Huh. I mean
Speaker 1: from what you told me, it doesn't sound like that
Speaker 1: would happen. It just doesn't seem like she wants to
Speaker 1: be monogamous. Yeah. Well, I guess that's the problem, because
Speaker 1: I want to be monogamous. You did it. You finally
Speaker 1: said it. I've been saying that the whole time. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes no no,
Speaker 1: you've been judging Polly people, but you haven't actually admitted
Speaker 1: that you want to be monogamous. Oh I thought that
Speaker 1: was implied. Say it out loud. I just said it. No, No,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say it like Robert Pattinson says
Speaker 1: it in Twilight. Okay, start over, Okay, say it out
Speaker 1: loud by the people, say, Polly, if you don't date, don't,
Speaker 1: don't shake at another. This game another's a choice. Now
Speaker 1: a man date, we'not gonna be charge out day. Get
Speaker 1: it like man date? How you date a man? Thing?
Speaker 1: Baby baby? I should get baby everything? BA think you
Speaker 1: should finish with color? Are you sure trust me on this? Okay?
Speaker 1: This is our last song. Guys, Oh, I'm not sad.
Speaker 1: It's anyone um this song goes watched my brother Paul
Speaker 1: tell me what I love. I think I'm a fod.
Speaker 1: It's so much more than a whoa may smell shry
Speaker 1: and I can't make on to cass you. Heah, no,
Speaker 1: I shill blame all you. Oh I lost myself and
Speaker 1: my los Oh I lost myself when love you? She
Speaker 1: seems like I'm ground. Someone come on me. I don't
Speaker 1: wanted to. I don't want to talk to anybody else.
Speaker 1: Are you it's not got con or I wanted to
Speaker 1: figures fading a pad of Oh. I lost myself and
Speaker 1: I love shoes. Oh, I lost myself when he los
Speaker 1: shoe seems like I ground someone upon me having to
Speaker 1: know those No we don't, we actually can't. But well
Speaker 1: write more. Thank you all so much, Oh, Becky and Marie, Maggy, Marie, Yo,
Speaker 1: that was like the best show you've ever played ever
Speaker 1: really for that first show? Oh okay, my god, don't
Speaker 1: remind me. You guys were really dope. Honestly, you guys
Speaker 1: have like grouch growth. Let me buy you some drinks. Yeah, thanks, Actually,
Speaker 1: you guys go ahead. I'm gonna go say how to Angie.
Speaker 1: I'll find you guys in a bit Angie, Hey, yo,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming. I hope you had
Speaker 1: a good time. Hmm. It was okay, Oh I'm kidding
Speaker 1: it was awful. Oh no, no, no, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: It was great. You killed you killed, I mean not
Speaker 1: literally because that would be bad, but you killed right yeah?
Speaker 1: Um yeah. So I was just waiting for the perfect time,
Speaker 1: and I was wondering if you wanted to be on
Speaker 1: my radio show. Oh my god, yeah, are you kidding? Yeah, deja,
Speaker 1: I think someone's coming your way. I'll be at the
Speaker 1: bar and i'll see you order. Hey, desa long time
Speaker 1: no talk? Hey, I was going to respond to you
Speaker 1: know you weren't. I have planned on it, but then
Speaker 1: I just did it. It's okay, I get it. Listen,
Speaker 1: I was just worried about you. Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Oh No, look, I shouldn't have invited you on that trip.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was the right thing for us. No,
Speaker 1: it's fine. Actually I sort of invited myself anyway, and
Speaker 1: it was good for me to see you in that dynamic. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I just wish you hadn't left. I think it was
Speaker 1: for the best. I saw the videos and the pictures. Honestly,
Speaker 1: all that just made me like you more. Let's me
Speaker 1: yelling in the woods. That's hot to you. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: you were topless, so um definitely. Yeah, kind of stop
Speaker 1: flirting with me? What this is just how I talk? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that's the problem. Damn it, damn you. Mm hmmm,
Speaker 1: you're just so at Gina and Thesa back in the
Speaker 1: bathroom again, how all my yo? Chloe, give me a
Speaker 1: tequila shot? Hey? Can you make that too? Then? Thanks?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Where did you just come from? Your hair?
Speaker 1: Your your face looking very hot and bothered. This is
Speaker 1: just my face, I know, regular deja face, and that
Speaker 1: is not it whatever this is? Doing another shot? Okay,
Speaker 1: hey toomar tequila shots please. Well, I'll be a little deja.
Speaker 1: It's all grown up now, just hooking up and taking names.
Speaker 1: So who's a lucky lady? Data? You left your phone
Speaker 1: in the bathroom? Okay, I see lovely to see you again, Gina,
Speaker 1: I was always thanks. Well, I gotta get going, but
Speaker 1: days I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, definitely, Bye, Gina, I
Speaker 1: love you so much. Don't be a dick. Okay. So, um,
Speaker 1: who's that about. I don't know, it's just her voice, stupid.
Speaker 1: I felt victim again. Yeah, I mean I can't judge.
Speaker 1: It happens to the best of us. Okay, so what's next.
Speaker 1: Let's just get our stuff home, smoke some weed and
Speaker 1: watch House Hunters International. Oh my god, absolutely yes, let's wait.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you don't want to go home with Barrie? Nah?
Speaker 1: I just want to hang out with my best friend.
Speaker 1: Who mean yeah, obviously? And uh also, I think I
Speaker 1: just want to be friends with Berrie. It's kind of
Speaker 1: a weird dynamic. Yeah, I agree, that's a very smart idea.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I should say by it to Angie. Oh
Speaker 1: she left a while ago. Actually, Oh, Clumber. Yeah, Andie
Speaker 1: didn't seem super excited to see you in Gina together. Really, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I told you she's into you. Okay, whatever, let's go
Speaker 1: eat cheese. Cheezee. They're eating cheese, doing what they please
Speaker 1: that includes smoking the weed and then they go to
Speaker 1: bed just to do it again. A pop up bass
Speaker 1: between two friends watching h G t V. It's the
Speaker 1: morning time? Did they even go to bed? Now they'll
Speaker 1: be fine. Like when I was twenty three, I was
Speaker 1: just like done to me. No, I don't want to know.
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Speaker 1: that's right fitted in there. Apartments in Lithuania are so
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Speaker 1: that can't be right. It's Lithuania country ship. Now I
Speaker 1: to google it. Okay, so it's apparently in Europe. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Russia is so huge. I wonder why they
Speaker 1: have so many secrets. So mean girls school? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I got it. Gina, Hi, Hey Dave, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: We said we're going to hang today, so I thought
Speaker 1: i'd just pop up. Is this about time? Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I mean it's fine. Uh, come on in. Let me
Speaker 1: just put on some pants, no worries, nothing I haven't
Speaker 1: seen before. Okay. Um. Oh, I'm gonna go to my room.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me just turn out to t V. Hey, Chloe, Hi, bye.
Speaker 1: So I got you an ice latte and a croissant.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm allergic to croissans. Oh shit, seriously, No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I love them. It was just a bad joke, thank you.
Speaker 1: So a few of my friends are going to the park,
Speaker 1: and I was thinking we could walk there and then
Speaker 1: go to this cute little flea market nearby, or get
Speaker 1: ice cream, some fun little day date stuff. Uh. None,
Speaker 1: none of this sounds appealing. Okay, I'm up for anything
Speaker 1: if you have any suggestions. I know we made plans
Speaker 1: last night, but I was pretty drunk. That should really
Speaker 1: stop doing that. Do you not want to hang out today?
Speaker 1: It's not that, is it because of last weekend? Because
Speaker 1: I know things are a bit like unresolved and it was.
Speaker 1: It's just I think last weekend taught me a few
Speaker 1: things about myself and like what I need. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: just kind of realizing that I want to be in
Speaker 1: a monogamous relationship. Oh and I know that it's not
Speaker 1: what you're looking for, but that's okay. We just want
Speaker 1: different things. Ah, I see, it doesn't change how I
Speaker 1: feel about you. Yeah. Well, hearing that kind of sucks,
Speaker 1: you know, because I've just been upfront with you this
Speaker 1: whole time, and I can understand you were new to this,
Speaker 1: so I can't really expect to, you know, just be
Speaker 1: cool with everything right off the bat. I guess Wow,
Speaker 1: thanks for understanding. Do you still want to go to
Speaker 1: the park? I kind of want to check out that
Speaker 1: flea market the asia we just broke up. I don't
Speaker 1: really think I can just go be into being your
Speaker 1: friend right now, right just like you told me, you're
Speaker 1: realizing what's best for you. I'm realizing what's best for
Speaker 1: me is to take some space, so we just ignore
Speaker 1: each other. Ignoring each other and giving space are two
Speaker 1: different things. I feel like giving space is just a
Speaker 1: nicer way of saying that. Okay, well, I can't change
Speaker 1: how you interpret that. All right, Well, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: put on pants. We'll talk later. I guess have a
Speaker 1: good afternoon. Come on, I know you're upset. I'm not upset.
Speaker 1: That's just your interpretation, Gina. Okay, Well, I guess i'll
Speaker 1: see you around then. Yeah, okay, bye, I can hear you. Chloe,
Speaker 1: you can come in. Are you sure you don't want space? No?
Speaker 1: Come in, Okay, I'm coming in now, very slowly. Davide, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I think I lost a toenail. It's fine, it'll grow back. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh god, how are you? Are you? Okay? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like I'm mad, but I'm also set. I'm smad. Nice.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should have just tried harder with the whole
Speaker 1: polyamory thing. I've never connected with anyone like I have
Speaker 1: with her. What if I don't get that again? Maybe
Speaker 1: she was the one Deja. She can't be the one
Speaker 1: if she wasn't actively making you the one. Dude, you
Speaker 1: don't realize how amazing you're doing already. How many times
Speaker 1: have have I dated someone who was clearly the wrong
Speaker 1: person for me, but I kept trying and dating them anyway? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Jessica and Emerless. I mean, we don't need to
Speaker 1: list them, but yeah, that's that's what I'm getting at.
Speaker 1: I was just ignoring what I actually wanted and needed
Speaker 1: because I was too afraid to be alone. But you,
Speaker 1: you're not like that. You stood up for your needs
Speaker 1: with the first girl you ever dated. That's a lesbian miracle.
Speaker 1: I'm so freaking proud of you. Well, I mean, if
Speaker 1: you say it like that, I guess it kinda. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I am the g o A yes
Speaker 1: of all lesbianly Oh hang on, my mom's calling. Oh
Speaker 1: pick it up. I want to say hi. I need
Speaker 1: some motherly love right now. Okay, Hey Mama bear, Hey
Speaker 1: han oh, hey Desia. Okay, miss Stevens. How are you
Speaker 1: girls doing? Hell? You know, just laying in bed talking
Speaker 1: about girls, trying not to cry. I used to love
Speaker 1: crying in bed with my girlfriends. Okay, mom, Okay, so honey,
Speaker 1: are you all packed? Your dad? No, you're gonna pick
Speaker 1: you up from mom. Mama, mo mama, moa, And I
Speaker 1: gotta go take a poop. Oh my god. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: call you later. Bye, mom, honey? Gross? Wait are you
Speaker 1: going to visit your parents? Yeah? So I was gonna
Speaker 1: tell you this earlier. Oh no, what. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to bombard you while you were dealing with the GENA stuff.
Speaker 1: It's fine when you coming back next week? Um No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I'm not really sure how long
Speaker 1: I'm going to be there. What does that mean? I
Speaker 1: think I need to be home for a bit to
Speaker 1: figure out some stuff with my parents about Paul and
Speaker 1: everything else. Ship, you're gonna come back eventually, right, I
Speaker 1: want to, you know, But don't worry about rent. My
Speaker 1: parents are gonna help me cover it, so you don't
Speaker 1: even have to stress about that. Oh. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say, Like, I'm glad you're going to work
Speaker 1: on yourself and stuff. But thanks. I don't wish you
Speaker 1: would have told me sooner. I know thing. I was afraid,
Speaker 1: and we were, I mean, we were in such a
Speaker 1: weird place before that. But you're right. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: defin should have told you sooner. I hate this because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss the funk out of you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: miss you too, dude. Now give me a hug before
Speaker 1: you start crying on your bed. M h wait did
Speaker 1: you just fart? Yeah? Sorry, So we will spot smells
Speaker 1: call me smell today. All right? Do you have everything?
Speaker 1: Bundy's chargers, toothbrush, toothpaste? Oh funk, I didn't back toothpaste.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, my parents will have toothpaste right, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's hope. So oh I think your uber is here?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, have a good life. What no, love me?
Speaker 1: Love me? Say that to me, Chloe, Yes, we go?
Speaker 1: We remember? Oh good times we had together? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is dumb. Keep me ho God, love you so much.
Speaker 1: I love you too. I'll talk to you every day, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: t to me when you get to the airport, and
Speaker 1: then when you land, and then when you get home,
Speaker 1: and then text me what you eat for dinner of course.
Speaker 1: Oh and I'll text you I p perfect come here, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll try not to look back by okay. M hm,
Speaker 1: Hey Angie, Um, any chance you're free and want to
Speaker 1: hang out right now? Oh guys, it's over. It's over.
Speaker 1: Should we start singing celebration? I mean, not celebrate, just
Speaker 1: like a sad celebration. That's like it's like a funeral, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: like a procession, a funeral procession. Yeah, bom bom bom.
Speaker 1: But um, that's not. But seriously, in all seriousness, guys,
Speaker 1: to all of our theoretical listeners who've made it all
Speaker 1: the way to the end of this series season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if and if you just skipped to this season,
Speaker 1: just skip to the end. Some people just only listen
Speaker 1: to the last episode. That so we appreciate at those people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're welcome, you know, choose it's choose your own adventure,
Speaker 1: choose your own Yeah, you should watch them. Listen to
Speaker 1: these podcasts and not order. What is it sequential? Don't
Speaker 1: just I say, start off with episode four, then skipped
Speaker 1: to three, and then eight and then seven. Right yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah again, Thank you all. Please tell everybody about you know,
Speaker 1: the podcast Sarah, who would you would tell my mom?
Speaker 1: She already knows so, um, I would tell my you know,
Speaker 1: grocery store delivery person. I'd tell my gas shrow and urologists,
Speaker 1: I'd prow. Probably you know what. I told my O
Speaker 1: g Y and she was like, congratulations, it's a tampon
Speaker 1: tampon A well great. We hope we get another season
Speaker 1: and if you don't, it's probably your fault. If you didn't,
Speaker 1: you didn't tell enough people. So get on that and
Speaker 1: we love you guys when we missed this podcast already
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Speaker 1: episode was created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah Almond,
Speaker 1: and Sophie Dinnical, Directed and composed by Sarah Almond, music
Speaker 1: supervised by Alicia Brown and Sophie Dinnical. Executive produced by
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Speaker 1: audio by Take Gregor and David Gulick. Starring Nita Lewis,
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