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Speaker 1: here from episode seven, by the way, seven on wheezy

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Speaker 1: and so played a lot of stocks and lost a

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Speaker 1: lot of money. So when you met me my parents,

427
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 1: you knew them as kind of having money, but they

428
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,400
Speaker 1: were losing their home and I kind of didn't know. Um.

429
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 1: So what happened was I thought I would never leave

430
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: Orlando because I'm twenty six, my mother is sixty five,

431
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,680
Speaker 1: my father's eighty years old. They never thought, you know,

432
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 1: they were gonna have kids. Um, So I thought I

433
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 1: would never leave because of them, until I realized there

434
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: is more money to take care of my family in

435
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 1: New York, and now I can live comfortably taking care

436
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 1: of them, take care of me because this is where

437
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 1: I can make more money because we ain't got no

438
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,880
Speaker 1: kids if y'all haven't. So I was never gonna leave

439
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: because of them because I was just like, oh my god,

440
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: they're gonna die. And then my mom and I got

441
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,360
Speaker 1: really fucked up together one night and she's like, what

442
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 1: the fuck are you doing here? And what I hate

443
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 1: about Orlando is everybody thinks I'm crazy. You are thought

444
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: you are fucking psycho, really delusions. Okay, well now they're

445
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,199
Speaker 1: in New York. I'm not the crazy one. Bro. I

446
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 1: watched the guy touch his penis. Oh yeah, I know

447
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: they're crazy here, the people who are. It's not even

448
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 1: that I don't think that's crazy. It was PM. I

449
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 1: was literally walking to a Piet Dog from my office

450
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and I work by the Empire State

451
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 1: Building and there are so many tourists and I'm just like,

452
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 1: I wanted to walk around and me like, get your

453
00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: dick back and yo, guy. When my mom was just

454
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 1: up here, a guy was shooting heroin in front of

455
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: ship shack. Dude, right, it's place. Let me tell you

456
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: the first moment I knew I was in the same like,

457
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 1: it's just in the best place. I was on the train.

458
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 1: I always tell this sucking story. It was like my

459
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: first week living here, and there was a dude sitting

460
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 1: on the training to suit, super attractive Q well put together,

461
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 1: got on the train next to him in a dress

462
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 1: and heels. They kiss. There's a little kid across from

463
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 1: sitting from them on the subway with his mother and

464
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: he's staring and he goes, he's like looking at them,

465
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: kind of like, and she goes, what are you doing?

466
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: Don't don't do that. Let people do what they want

467
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: to do. And he goes, I ain't looking at them.

468
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,679
Speaker 1: I'm looking at that dude with his dusty ash shoes.

469
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 1: And all I could thing to myself was this New

470
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: York child doesn't even see the fucking transsexual chick and

471
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: the fucking dude in his business suit making out. He's like, Nah,

472
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 1: your shoes jacked up, bro. And that's when I knew, Like,

473
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 1: this is how people are born here. They have no

474
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: they just they get it. There. There's no closed minded ship.

475
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: You're growing up with your neighbor being Indian and Muslim

476
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 1: and wearing a fucking turban and someone else having dreads

477
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 1: and goals. It's like the best ship to me because

478
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 1: I just want to be a place where everybody's different. Absolutely,

479
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: I enjoy it here. I don't know if you guys,

480
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: I guess I could share my little quick brief story

481
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 1: about me getting here. Um and again, guys, don't worry

482
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about sex. I know you guys probably

483
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: wanted to know how we like to rub. Come on

484
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: our face. We're gonna get there. But we just definitely

485
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: wanted you guys to kind of get Snow. It's a

486
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:55,439
Speaker 1: little bit more um feelings too, you know. But I

487
00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: actually moved here from Miami. Um. I had just stopped

488
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: working on the beach as a bartender, and our landlord

489
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: kind of wanted us to wanted his condo back. Um,

490
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: we had a condo, and so yeah, and so it

491
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 1: came to the point where I was like, Okay, wait,

492
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go job honey and house hunting.

493
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: Why not do it in another city? Um? So I

494
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: literally sold all of my furniture and moved up to

495
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 1: New York with four dollars in my pocket. Um and yet,

496
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: and and is that one number three Daddy came into play.

497
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 1: Oh listen, all the Zaddi's had to come into play

498
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: when I moved up here. Um, but not only that,

499
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: I went to real estate school. I was literally hitting

500
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: everyone up that I knew on Twitter, Instagram, everything, Like, Hey,

501
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: I'm in New York. Do you know where I can Bartend?

502
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: I was going all the way from fucking Brooklyn to

503
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: Long Island to to Bartend and fucking worked at Applebee's,

504
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 1: Like I did a temp job. So I was doing

505
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: applebee Oh my god, I have found my new joke

506
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: on the show. It is no longer going to be

507
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:58,959
Speaker 1: about across from the Barclay Center. It's when it has

508
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 1: a tweet out in the world that says, taking your

509
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: girl Miami for your birthday is taking her to Applebe's. Yeah,

510
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: no ship, Yeah fuck you. Anyways, I worked there, which

511
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm at a zaddy while working there, so bitch, I

512
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: sure did. Um anyways, so I literally hustled my whole

513
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: way here and like, um, it wasn't until I was

514
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: here my second year maybe yeah, two and a half years.

515
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: I was like, fun that I'm getting back into school

516
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: and I am literally graduating a semester early and I'll

517
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: be graduating in December with my BS and accounting. Um

518
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: so read yes, bitch and count well money. Bitch. Hello, Hello, dude,

519
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 1: I don't my asshole really hurts guys? Please tell them

520
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: why your asshole hurt because like the second, my story

521
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: is done, because now we're all concerned about why your

522
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: asshole hurts? Um I was, I want to talk about

523
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: your I'm done. I'm done. So her asshole hurts, guys,

524
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: because she decided that, mind you. She also rushed me

525
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: off of the phone because she has a new we

526
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 1: vibe with loverboy and she was controlling it. Hold on,

527
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: hold on, Can I speak for my own fucking asshole? Bro?

528
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 1: Everybody else has to get in my asshole to nipe

529
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: at me? Damn go it just really, I've never sucked

530
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 1: an ass. There it is. I feel like you know,

531
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. Again, Why would I lie, bro? You?

532
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: Because if I told a story about sucking a dude

533
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 1: and making somebody lea but and you want to tell

534
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: me that I've sucked in the ass and if the

535
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 1: head went into your ass, that's bet you kind of

536
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: even if you go all the way. Listen, guys, I

537
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. If the head insarch hard and

538
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: they think it's going in your pussy and it accidentally

539
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,120
Speaker 1: goes in your ass, that ship don't count because it's

540
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: all over from there. It's never run into the bathroom

541
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: and I'm literally checking for blood, that's why. So okay,

542
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: so she hasn't done anal, but she's now sticking toys

543
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 1: up her ass. So so okay, we all know I

544
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: like love her boy, and of course and the fucking

545
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: New York hell that I live in, I expect. I

546
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: moved to New York mainly for work. It was love

547
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: and the other was for just the experience, just live

548
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: in my life, and so I just expected that I

549
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: would have a better dating life because I thought there

550
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: would be mendous So that a me what I like.

551
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 1: And as motherfucker gotta move all the way across the

552
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: god damn CS for work when I'm like starting up,

553
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,239
Speaker 1: you know what. Yeah, guys, just so you guys know,

554
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: love her boy is now gone for the next three months,

555
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: four months, four months, six months. He going for a while.

556
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: So anyway, he's gonna flat pussy, Okay, don embarrassing, It's okay,

557
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell you to fly out rules, bitch, just really

558
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: get around trip. Oh my god. So anyway, he you know,

559
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. We haven't discussed our feelings and how

560
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: we feel about each other. And I liked him. I

561
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: thought he liked me back thank you. Like whatever I'm seeing,

562
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm feeling anyway, my asshole. So he got we vibe

563
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: for me, And a we vibe is the sex toy. Um,

564
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: it's kind of like two ended. It looks like you

565
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: and one goes in your pussy and your clip or

566
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: in your pussy in your asks forever, and you want

567
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: to put it, and he controls it whenever he wants to, because,

568
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: like I said, I told him and now I gotta

569
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: sleep to the rules. So, bitch, I didn't even tell

570
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: you about the church, did I? Um? No, a church, bro,

571
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: don't be putting a we vibe in your pussy and church. Okay,

572
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,959
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm an atheist, so let's start. Well,

573
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm Buddhist South. I mean, I don't leave in God

574
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: because I feel like it's propaganda for the slaves. So anyway, Um,

575
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: what happens is I'm at church. Um. For work, I

576
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: run appointments a lot with clients and different type of

577
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: businesses in New York. So I'm at a church and

578
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: he told me that I needed to go and put

579
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: the wee by my pussy or else, and so I did.

580
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: So it was in my pussy when I was on

581
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: the subway, and I was like, oh my god, please,

582
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: I want this motherfucker let this ship go off in

583
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 1: his guy damned church. So here I am sitting with

584
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: the pastor about data issues that they're experiencing in the basement,

585
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: and next thing you know, it sounds like my phone

586
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: is going off, but it's really my asshole. I'm like, yeah,

587
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: so you know the connectivity that was like, bros. So

588
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm looking down at my phone and I could see

589
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: the messages pop up. Is it paired? Do you feel it?

590
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: It's just slow, and I'm just like, oh God, God,

591
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: and then I'm saying God, and then I'm like oh no,

592
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: and then I'm just like I know I'm going to

593
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: Hell already, like first class ticket, you know what I'm saying.

594
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: But now it's like confirmed with gasoline drawls. Well, bitch,

595
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: I'm talking to pastor the entire time while I'm getting

596
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: fucked and a low key I felt like I was

597
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: gonna come. And then I was even feeling more hot

598
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,239
Speaker 1: about it because there's this big old cross and like

599
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: I just was so turned on because you know, cruel intentions.

600
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: When she had the cross, inner tits and a school

601
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: girls car. It's the thing. So anyway, it's not only

602
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: did I have to subject myself to that, um you

603
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: know today before we got to the podcast, I had

604
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: to he wants to get an asshole sex. Yeah, you know,

605
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: sexting is a thing when look when there's long distance

606
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: th store sex in right. So he told me when

607
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: we see each other, he's gonna get in mass and

608
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I don't know, I'm really scared. So

609
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: now I have to practice, and I had to send

610
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: a video sucking my asshole. And so the crazy thing

611
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: is I was very shocked at how far a plug went.

612
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 1: But then once it's in, I'm like, oh, bits, this

613
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: ship feels good. Sounded it out of my ask because

614
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: mainly it was for a video, you know, I needed

615
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: it to look good. It's for aesthetics, Like, if you're

616
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: gonna come to this video, you gotta show me how

617
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: big that toy is. Because here the video. I don't

618
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: want to see the video, asshole, your asshole. I actually

619
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: like seeing guy that's a really cute as more than

620
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: your asshole. I like boy ass Oh my god. So

621
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: it's like this big look do you see this? Did

622
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: you see it? Wait? Please please say this sound guy

623
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: I can't because we're gonna see him for like the

624
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: next few year. I don't know. Can you please show

625
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: the sound guy? Look, I'm gonna show you one. You

626
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: have to. I'm not gonna lie. You know you're about

627
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: to look at my ask. It's not quick. She totally

628
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: just showed me it. And the way she's taking that toy,

629
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: you're not going to tell me you have not taken

630
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: ad dick swear on my life. Are you gonna shows

631
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: in my ass? That's it? Okay, it's a tiny little

632
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: fucking plug. It's not that big, bro, I'm getting off.

633
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: It's broue bro your hor Isn't it a cute asshole?

634
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: For us? I saw more of the pussy than the ass.

635
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: The toy was an asshole. Okay. Well, all you need

636
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: to know is it was in and it went and yeah,

637
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: that's why my asshole that's whole little more open in mine.

638
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: And I actually do anal. First of all, it's a

639
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: very thin plug, bitch, and I was practicing. I also

640
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: spit on it a lot and it worked. So anyway, yeah,

641
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: Daddy wanted to see my asshole. Okay, So what I

642
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,719
Speaker 1: wanted to say before I so real loud to op.

643
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: So before we no, h no, I wanted to actually

644
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: talk about how are living in New York. Your standards

645
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: kind of have to change. So moving from moving from

646
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: the South, like, listen, bitch, when you're in high school,

647
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: you'll better have a car, okay. And by the time

648
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: y'all graduate, can you please have your apartment off Kirkman

649
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: and we just make it happy, Oh, Metro West, you're

650
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: doing it big. Like you know, you're used to guys

651
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: having their own apartment, their cars, and you moved to

652
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: New York and you're like, oh you got a roommate, Oh,

653
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: you don't have a car. And it's like then you realize,

654
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: like after living here, like I don't mind a guy

655
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: not having a car, never somebody with a roommate yet bro,

656
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: well I have see a Well no, that's good, I

657
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 1: ain't got one, but see here guys also, So we

658
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: were just talking on the way here and I was

659
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: talking about how I would love living so where we

660
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: record it's mad warehouses. But we saw an apartment and

661
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: I was like, yore in Brooklyn and I was like, yo,

662
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: if I lived over here, at least my niggle cofined

663
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: parking and she was like, I have not sucked a

664
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 1: guy with a car yet, And I'm like, I guys

665
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: are kind one, but that's because I live in the Bronx.

666
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: And so I'm talking to guys who either live in

667
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: Jersey or New Rochelle or Mount Vernon and Son. What

668
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: is that? Yeah, it sounds like a high school New Rochelle.

669
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: I graduated from Near Rochelle. I think it is actually

670
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: high school. But it's a city. So just to get

671
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: you guys like used to the Burrows, right, So like

672
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: Manhattan is obviously the metropolis where you're looking on TV

673
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: CE Times. I pretty much live in Times Square. I

674
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: live on fifty fourth and eighth and it sucks um

675
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: moving to the Lower east Side and month can't wait,

676
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: gotta prove bitch. Oh yeah, guys, she got her Yeah

677
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: Manhattan is she congested? Start to share her a a

678
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: meetings with you guys, Go fuck yourself, bro, go fuck

679
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: your asshole in Manhattan. Right. Like my building has I think,

680
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: out of a few hundred apartments, seventy parking spots and

681
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: they are each twelve hundred dollars a month. So it's

682
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 1: ridiculous to have a car to pay for space. There

683
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: is No, there's no I've had a friend or two

684
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: like pick me up, like, oh, let's go out girl,

685
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: and like I'm like, bro, don't get me in the car. No,

686
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: we had a car one time and we decided to

687
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: go to Dikeman because we got the car. One of

688
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: one of Crystal's little duels gave us the car for

689
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: the weekend. It's the first thing we did was go

690
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: to a Walmart, which we went all the way, so

691
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: there's no change. There was no parking. We literally drove

692
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: around for fifty minutes over there by Law Marina and

693
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: we was like fuck it, we go home. It's it's

694
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: really difficult to park. Like it's it's a a fucking thing.

695
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 1: So the Mandy lives in the Bronx, which is more

696
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: of like neighborhood and family and parking spaces and people

697
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 1: have cars over there and so like it's funny because

698
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: when I hear that a guy has a car, I'm like,

699
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: you might living earthy, Like is that judge? You know

700
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Another thing that New York I just

701
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: want to vent really quick. UM shout out to the Girls,

702
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: one of my favorite shows. Um. They mentioned it on

703
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: their second last episode and it actually happened to me.

704
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: When you see a ship in New York, when you

705
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 1: see ah, let's hear me out, bro. When you see

706
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: a ship on the street, you immediately think dogshit bro.

707
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: But in New York there are human ships, and I

708
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: have seen someone take one. Wait what son? This is

709
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: like second month when you living here? I saw someone

710
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 1: take a ship and it's like, do you want to

711
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: find a corner? So now every time I'm around, just

712
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: like she said Lena Dunham, I'm like, I don't know

713
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: if it's a human ship or not. That is fucking you.

714
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: Ask your questions. Has every ship you've ever taken me

715
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: on a toilet? Yes? Live your life? Man? Wait are

716
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: the same? Wait? Wait real quick? Are you shipping on people? No?

717
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 1: But I'm like, there's been times where I couldn't shot

718
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: in a toilet? And where did you ship? Do? I

719
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: go to a lot of music festivals, so where do

720
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: you ship? First of all, you get something too white

721
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: with obviously, but like you don't always have you know,

722
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: that's the next person. This is always about me. You're

723
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: always attacking. Maybe I'm just asking a question. Sometimes it's

724
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: just I don't know. Yes, okay, Oh, my god, no,

725
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: but they were talking about girls like fucking New York

726
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: is discussing it is discussing, it's anywhere. And then I

727
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: really didn't notice. It's so crazy because living in Florida,

728
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: you meet a guy from New York and everything about it.

729
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, I loved it in Florida. But now that

730
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm country, Yeah no, now I'm missing the country boys.

731
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: For Something about New York dudes that I hated when

732
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: I lived in Florida was the attitude. There is a

733
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: vibe of co and this like sense of superiority. I

734
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: enjoyed it until I'm sitting here and I'm living in

735
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: New York and your cocky and now you want you

736
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: don't have your own ship makes sense to me. Now

737
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: you gotta pisson. What's your cocky about it? You live

738
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: in the best fucking place in the world, for sure,

739
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: Like a dude, I watch someone take a ship and

740
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: I was still like, yeah, I'm not moving. Yeah no,

741
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: me and and and if you guys follows, me and

742
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: Weezy have literally traveled probably the world between everywhere and

743
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: and and that's the thing about the cockiness, right, you

744
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: come somewhere else because I've done it I go back

745
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 1: home to Orlando and my friends are like, you want

746
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: to go out? And I'm like where, Like where are

747
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: we going to go? You know what I mean? Like

748
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: it's just something about this city, like it makes you

749
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: feel alive and you can do anything you want it

750
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: any time of day. I don't know if I told

751
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: you Valentine's Day week, I was kind of depressed, not

752
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: wondering knowing what I was gonna do, I was seeing.

753
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: I didn't really know what was gonna go want. And

754
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 1: so this guy hits me up on tender and he's like, Hey,

755
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: the girl that I'm seeing, I fluent from London. The

756
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: girl that I'm seeing, and I got a huge fight

757
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: a reservations at Sarafina. Do you want to come? And

758
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: I was like, no, one want to fucking come, Like

759
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm your second choice. But he's like, get dressed up pretty,

760
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: I'm wearing my suit. I just got off work. Let's

761
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: meet each other. Let's have a total first date talk

762
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: and make everybody think we've been together forever. Let's have fun.

763
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: I was in there for four hours with him, bro,

764
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: the best time. Never saw him again. That is New

765
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: York ship. There's nowhere else in the world you can

766
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: live where someone's like, yeah, this is safe. There's also

767
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: probably nowhere in the world where every week you're getting

768
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: a hey, I'm in your city text. There is no

769
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: long business dick. There's no because this is this is Oh, bitch,

770
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: I just asked. I didn't get the layover dick. Long story,

771
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: pretty much just got annoyed. But yeah, Niga was on

772
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: a ten hour layover and was pretty much offering the dick.

773
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: I sucked on ten hour la. I have fed on layovers.

774
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: I have gotten layovers on purpose in like three hours.

775
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but all my way to Singapore. Bitch, I

776
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: got layover dick in Atlanta, I've purposely set that shut up. Um,

777
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's definitely one of those cities. And I

778
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,959
Speaker 1: mean for the ladies out here, including most of my friends,

779
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 1: including me four years ago. There's also two of every

780
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: sports team's here, so you have two basketball to football too.

781
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: You told me not to bring this up, no, and

782
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: I didn't, But I'm saying for the list of Quiqua,

783
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 1: I know there's Rangers. Is there another hockey team? Yeah,

784
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: there is, there is another hockey team. It used to

785
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: be um. Oh ship, I haven't Nationals. I haven't what

786
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 1: is the what is the other hockey team? Islanders? That's

787
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: what it is? Okay? So Nets, yes, Nix and Nets? Yes?

788
00:40:52,200 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: Football now Jets? Huh, bro, come the funk up? How

789
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: is she my friend? Guys? Buffalo? No? Bro, Well that's

790
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: upstate New York City. What's the other football Come on dude,

791
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: five bro? The Giants? Okay? Now? What's the two baseball teams?

792
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: The Mets? Okay, but you gotta know the other one Yankees? Okay,

793
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: so she gets seven out of eight? Huh that's not bad, bitch.

794
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, it's just definitely one of those

795
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 1: city where it's just always something going on. It's super awesome.

796
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 1: And I'm at Lawyer Bay and hopefully that's gonna be there.

797
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: That's the thing, though, You will meet amazing. Every single

798
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: person I meet, whether we have something or not, they

799
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: are amazing. They do say amazing. They're so fucking cool,

800
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: whether they're broke or whatever. They have the coolest story.

801
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: Everybody in New York has just come up. I mean

802
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: it's like, I mean, I'm an executive in telecom right

803
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: now and I was literally working out of a retail

804
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: store when I first moved here because I was like,

805
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: it's okay, I'm gonna get there. Well, I went from

806
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: I went from bartending, I even bartended, well, I did

807
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: bottle services, starletts. I literally went from I guess, I

808
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: guess the strip club to a Fortune five company. You see,

809
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: we all such Actually I wanted to go ahead, UM

810
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: and get into kind of our vanilla ship now if

811
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: you don't mind, UM. And it's actually it's it's it

812
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: includes dick because which I have a story about this. Okay, okay,

813
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: so tied. UM. Today's vanilla ship. UM is actually a

814
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: UM from an article that I read on broad on

815
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: Vice dot com. UM. And the article is actually talking

816
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: about a new study that takes an in depth look

817
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: at the practice of removing a condom during sex without

818
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: a partner's knowledge or consent. What do you mean it

819
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: teaches you how to do it? Um? No, it's a

820
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: study UM that took place, and they're showing that apparently

821
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: it happens very often. UM. And apparently a guy in Europe,

822
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: if I look it up right, I believe it's Germany. UM.

823
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 1: A guy in Germany actually UM was found of rape

824
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: um for doing this. UM. And so this is something

825
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: that I wanted to Yeah, but he was actually charged

826
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: with with with a man was convicted of rape after

827
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 1: removing a condom daring sex without consent. And I wanted

828
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: to bring this up because, um, I'm very pro condom

829
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: um when it comes to having sex. It doesn't matter

830
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: how nasty I am. I'm super condom conscious and it's

831
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: actually happened to me. And it's crazy because I literally

832
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: tell this to all the guys who want to. I'm like, listen,

833
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: the best My top three dicks mitchedom being condom dick.

834
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: So this whole it feels better when it's wrong. I'm

835
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: sure I have literally the best with condom dick and

836
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: um because we don't have the ship end of the stick. No, well, bitch,

837
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: funk that my pussy went, I'd be having niggas. Check

838
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: to see if the guy saying like we don't have

839
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: I think men have the worst end of the stick.

840
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I want to say, but no, I get it.

841
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like the pounding or like

842
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: you actually, but it's also I mean that, but you

843
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: have condoms now that are thin you have? I mean,

844
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: if you do enough for play nick and you don't

845
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: just try to stick your nick in. Like my pussy

846
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: gets wet as fuck, Like I have a very very

847
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 1: I feel you when the check actually you haven't love

848
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: her boy with condoms, and I was thinking I'd be

849
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: so wet. I don't like, did he slip the comdom?

850
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: All right? So I have actual So I have a story.

851
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 1: I guess i'll share one. It's actually happened to me twice. Um.

852
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: But we talked about b d S m um in

853
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: one of our last episodes, and so this is why,

854
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: literally I will not let a guy see why you

855
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: can't have bodies, bro, so listen. So I was with

856
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: this guy, um, and yeah, this was our first time

857
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: fucking um. We had been talking for quite some time.

858
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: And so he's eating the entire higher funk out of

859
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: my pussy, like probably still mind you. When I said

860
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 1: I was going to mention this on Twitter, I got

861
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: a d M and he was like bragging because I

862
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: said my top three dicks had condoms, and clearly he

863
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: took his off so he knew I wasn't talking about him,

864
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: but I was like, don't worry even about top five girl.

865
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: So he's eating my pussy. It feels amazing, and he

866
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: goes down, I guess into his drawer and he pulls

867
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: out a blindfold, and I'm just like, oh my god.

868
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: He's like it's okay, like don't worry, like you know,

869
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: and so he's putting on the blindfold. So I let

870
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: him fucking blindfold me, and he's look at my titties.

871
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: He's doing all of this, and he goes to fuck me.

872
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: Mind you, when he goes to fun me, there is

873
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: a condom like he had a condom on. I felt

874
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 1: to make sure the condom was there. So he's fucking

875
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: me all types of fucking ways, like it's great. I

876
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: turned around all the time. I'm sucking blindfolded. So he comes,

877
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: I turned around back on my back and he's still

878
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: sucking me, and finally I feel it and I can

879
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: feel it like pulsating, like I can feel my pussy

880
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: like his dick pulsating like it's gonna come. And I'm

881
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 1: just like okay, and he's like he goes and then

882
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: comes and just lays on me, literally lays on me,

883
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: and so as I go to push his body off

884
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: of me, he's like, you're gonna be mad what I said,

885
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 1: excuse me, He's like, just let me lay real quick,

886
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: but you're gonna be mad. And I was just like,

887
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: and this is a fucking guy that's mind you this

888
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: is and I'll say he was an athlete, and um,

889
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean? And so I literally

890
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: push his body off of me. I don't know if

891
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: you're gonna let me go this far. We can believe

892
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: it if you want to, don't. Let me just say

893
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: really known that somebody that you would think that you

894
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: would think and I know for him to have other

895
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 1: people and be super condum conscious because he's thinks someone

896
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: that big he's going to do something like that now.

897
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,479
Speaker 1: And I didn't a girl, they don't know, not saying

898
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 1: you ain't ship, I'm just saying right. And he didn't

899
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: like this was our first time having sex. And so

900
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: when I pushed him off, I literally looked down and

901
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: he was like it was just feeling so good, and

902
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: I was just like what. I looked at him and

903
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: I was just like, are you serious? Like not only

904
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: did he just sucked me without a condom, like he

905
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: came in me, and so I was just like, are

906
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me? And then of course the conversation

907
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: came up about the Plan B. But I was just

908
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:33,399
Speaker 1: like like, yeah, we got to talk about what happened

909
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: to me real quick, so real quick. And this this,

910
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: this is a long line. So just so you guys know,

911
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: and this is very important. The number one concern about

912
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: fucking raw to me is not getting pregnant. Because listen,

913
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: I got found alls. No, I'm just playing, but you

914
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: would send me listen, I'm not having But there are

915
00:47:52,280 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: things that ben hello podcast shit. But no, so there

916
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 1: are things a Plan B that's fucking you know, people

917
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: loved it. Men love to throw that out. So I

918
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: want to read you, guys the text that I got

919
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: to say. So this is um. She received a text

920
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: today from a guy who she was sucking a couple

921
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: of months ago. They no longer deal with each other,

922
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: but this was the text. No like hard feelings, just

923
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: kind of like fell off. But he was the only

924
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: guy I was sleeping with for quite a while. He

925
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: was the guy I had the Tinder page with. And

926
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 1: I haven't slept with this dude in three months. And

927
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: he sent me this text today. Hey, sorry, I have

928
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: to send you this shitty text. This is eight in

929
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: the morning. I'm pretty sure this is a recent thing

930
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: and you don't have to worry. But I got tested

931
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: this weekend and it came back positive for chlamydia. You

932
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: should check just in case. What a fucking class act, dude.

933
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I screenshot this text. I

934
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: sent it to two home girls, a few home girls,

935
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: one group chat I was in. One girl said I'd

936
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: never fuck him again, and this is why people do

937
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: not share their results. When you are out of your mind,

938
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: You're stupid. Let me tell you what I wrote them back.

939
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: I said, at hey, I gotta say, I am mind

940
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: blown that you even text me this three months later.

941
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: We haven't slept together in a long damn time. It

942
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 1: made me even feel better if there was a next time.

943
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 1: I got tested a few weeks ago, and I'm okay,

944
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you the results just to make

945
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: you feel a little better. But I want you to

946
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: know it is so important to me that you've done this,

947
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: and I appreciate you now and I totally this is

948
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: this is something that I I definitely want And I

949
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: know we're fucking raunchy and asking you guys, but no

950
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: one does that, and I think it's what also I

951
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,439
Speaker 1: think is important it's just to educate yourself on the STDs. Yeah,

952
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: we know HIV as those are the killers, but everything

953
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 1: else is curable. And HPV apparently everyone has sucking some

954
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: form of her. You either have the kind of HPP

955
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: that will give you cancer or just be dormant in

956
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: your body. But but it's not it's not a killer.

957
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: And everything else, like the clamydia, like the same thing

958
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,359
Speaker 1: to do. And nobody wants to have these conversations. That's

959
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: why a lot of people ask me, like, oh, what

960
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: do you mean you're pulling out test results or I

961
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: into my phone pdf bit hello big in the portal. Yeah,

962
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: so we totally go to the same guy. No, and

963
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: I like screenshot especially can I see your result? Yeah,

964
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. I like with love Her boy.

965
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: He was the only person I was sucking with. But

966
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: I just liked how safe and how unspoken. It was

967
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: like condoms, like yeah, we like each other, but you

968
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: never know, especially when you are having casual sex with

969
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: multiple parties. I think, oh, you want to say I'll

970
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 1: have a casual sex and a but I will say,

971
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: when I read that text this morning, what that to me?

972
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: You have to go outside of yourself to admit that, absolutely,

973
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: to admit that you have, you know, embarrassing it to

974
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: text someone that you sucked three months ago. I mean

975
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: like I was mind and with condoms. The dude and

976
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: I never fucked, definitely sent me a picture and his

977
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: dick was raw. Oh you she had to remember that

978
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: dick was wrong. You guys didn't use condoms every time.

979
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: But for him to text you and that was three

980
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: months ago and uh no, actually, but him and I

981
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: both And that's why I'm so I'm kind of not

982
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,439
Speaker 1: surprised to text me that. When we first started sleeping

983
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: at I think we had the conversation U we were

984
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 1: having threesoms and I was like, so should we be

985
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 1: the only people were sleeping without condoms? We sent in

986
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: test results and it was great. So yeah, And if

987
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: it's a very an adult thing, I think it definitely is.

988
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: But I think a more adult thing to do is

989
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 1: if your partner is asking you to wear a condom, um,

990
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: to not disrespect her body by pulling it off in

991
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: the middle of you. Ever had a man asked you, oh,

992
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: I'm good, are you like what? Um? You know what's crazy?

993
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: I've had a guy say that I'm good, like Um, yeah,

994
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: I have. I've had a guy say that. However, it's

995
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: come off, so I'm just supposed to take your word.

996
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: It ain't like he pulled out a goddamn PDF with

997
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: his results. Like, look, I don't have anything. But it's

998
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: also I'm not on birth control. So even if you

999
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: are good, my nigga, I don't see you as no

1000
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: baby daddy or you broke, which a lot of these

1001
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: good dick niggas is broke. If you what, I'm just saying,

1002
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: that's the way God does it. Though It's like, sure

1003
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: dudes have big dicks. No, I'm just saying, God gives

1004
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 1: you something, Okay, he gives you a little bit of something.

1005
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: Pretty girls are dumb. Other girls are smart and funny.

1006
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna lie, which is why I'm mad.

1007
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 1: Mind you Rapper when I first met him, was broke

1008
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, but you finally got a

1009
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 1: big dick. I get it. Now he's popping, and I'm

1010
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 1: so upset because it's like, wait, your finest fuck got

1011
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: good dick and now you have money. Oh you're not

1012
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: supposed to have all three. That sucks. I know, the

1013
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: rapper part does suck. Dude, I don't I honestly want

1014
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: to meet that hate these sceny guys, like when someone's

1015
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: too good with your school, Like it's bro, I'm so

1016
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,879
Speaker 1: mad this fucking instagram is verified, Like that's why I'm

1017
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: just like lawyer bay is who I'm de love it

1018
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: boy could dress well and that drives me nuts, Like

1019
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 1: I like telling it now, Like I don't like that ship.

1020
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,760
Speaker 1: I really get a little auntie when I know somebody

1021
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: is no. I don't want anybody else to want to

1022
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,839
Speaker 1: suck you. I want you to be a last Nah. Unfortunately,

1023
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: I like these fine guys. I don't want it now.

1024
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: Look at me. I got a bruised, sucking asshole and

1025
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: I didn't even have sex. That's pretty unfortunate. You know

1026
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: what it is like making videos? First of all, let

1027
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: me just say this is so difficult, like now that

1028
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: we're doing this whole, like okay, your away, let's have

1029
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: this whole we vibe relationship. It is so hard to

1030
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: take a video of your pussy and your assholes. So

1031
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: let me read you the request because you don't understand

1032
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: how much, Oh here it goes. Show me how you're

1033
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: gonna take me your ass, show me more. I want

1034
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: you to show me exactly how I'm gonna suck. You

1035
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: sit on it like you would sit on my dick,

1036
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: pussy and clip way too many instructions, how many videos,

1037
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: but don't have to say. This is why I don't

1038
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 1: like sending videos to guys, because you'll sit here and

1039
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: send them tittis. Then they want to see pussy and

1040
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: you said them pussy and they want to see f

1041
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: Then you laying down and they say stand up. Then

1042
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: they say put a finger in it. Then do you

1043
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: have toys? It's like my nikercause porn hub dot com.

1044
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: I just wanted to do this anymore, start to tell

1045
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: you this conversation that happened, Um, I don't even know

1046
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: how many whole stories I'm gonna be good. So I texted.

1047
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 1: I was like, why are you saying to me pictures

1048
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: nobody fucking with? Because I said, like listen, like send

1049
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: me specials of your bitches, someone sending you to mine,

1050
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: Like what's up? And he's like, yeah, yeah, okay. So

1051
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: he told me like I don't have any to send

1052
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 1: you because I've been busy. I'm like, okay, so you

1053
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: ain't sucking, that's what you're saying. And he was like, look,

1054
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: I don't want you to anybody else. I'm just saying, like,

1055
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: I ain't your daddy, but I don't want you to

1056
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: anybody else. And it's funny because I find it really

1057
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:57,280
Speaker 1: interesting when casual sex has emotions to it. It happens,

1058
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: it does it absolutely. And the thing that's embarrassing for me,

1059
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 1: and I can't even believe I'm gonna say it is

1060
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm horny, but I'm just not interested in sucking anybody else.

1061
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: And that is the most embarrassing thing. It sucks to

1062
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 1: get caught up on casual dick. That's not you're telling you.

1063
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,399
Speaker 1: The only orgasms I'm going to be having are from

1064
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,760
Speaker 1: we vibes. Well, I masturbated every night, and I message

1065
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: chat do you masturbated? Do you masturbate them? Right? Are

1066
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: you joking? Do I masturbate? What is this episode six

1067
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 1: all over again? I fucking got off the mic. Bro,

1068
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 1: you right, are masturbated? So yeah, I masturbated me and

1069
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 1: I'm having fun with it and I enjoy it. But honestly,

1070
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: like real quick, I don't want to have bad sex

1071
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 1: and then have to meet all my all my dudes

1072
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 1: cut me off because they're fucking mad about the podcast,

1073
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 1: which is ironic. I can't get my guys to leave.

1074
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: I blocked them that email me, I blocked their email.

1075
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: They that a lot off the con and pussy beats.

1076
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: It's that comback is that comeback? But now? But yeah,

1077
00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just definitely ready to hopefully find one. See.

1078
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 1: What's the weird thing about me is that I don't

1079
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 1: mind not sucking another dude, but low key, yeah, I

1080
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: want him to. I mean, you got bit just to fun.

1081
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to say, oh, yeah, look,

1082
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: we talked about that. We like, how bad is that? Now?

1083
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 1: I don't want him to like like a bit, you

1084
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, take her out for a drink,

1085
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: be a nice person. I don't want you to. I

1086
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: don't want to think some dude on fucking Wood is

1087
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 1: just fucking some bitch and no treat her nice but

1088
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,959
Speaker 1: then kick her out. You're so different than me. I'd

1089
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: rather my nigga a bit, But don't you dare take

1090
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: her to dinner? Don't know, but like, don't fucking like

1091
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I appreciate knowing that people are

1092
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: good people, Like I'm not saying no once you'd have

1093
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: a dinner with this bitch and ask about her hobbies.

1094
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: But like if you need to take her with for

1095
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: a drink, like fine, and I just want to know

1096
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: that whatever, Like I don't mind some bitches take care

1097
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: of it. I want to look we do like looking well,

1098
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: I am, Um, I guess gonna go ahead and tie

1099
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: this up. I guess we should say something nice about

1100
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: each other. And I actually I have something nice for

1101
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: the first time. Jesus Christ, you not. You ain't gotta

1102
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,760
Speaker 1: go for really, because I was such a promiscuous, fucking

1103
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: horror I know so actually, and that's what I was

1104
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: gonna say, Um, something nice about I actually appreciate you,

1105
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:15,280
Speaker 1: um looking past my p ms um because I was sucking.

1106
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: Wait know, yes we do, because Mandy went off on

1107
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: me so bad that I was crying and she was crying.

1108
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: She's like, fuck you. You know you know I'm fucking

1109
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: own your whole ship and you're a fucking life fuck

1110
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: you like you're fucking delusional. I'm sick of all my

1111
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: like you judge me. I'm like, Mandy, I asked you

1112
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: to do the show with me because I care. I'm

1113
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: like really saying these words because I care. About you.

1114
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: I think you're amazing, Like, what are you talking about me?

1115
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, I, well, this came from I guess I

1116
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: can go ahead and talk about it. So I guess whatever.

1117
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: I've dealt with quite a bit of athletes. And I

1118
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys picked up on it, but

1119
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 1: it hurt me that every fucking show she want to

1120
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: make fun um fucking dribbling a ball and d I

1121
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: was like Jesus, and it's because we did have this

1122
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: break um in our friendship. And I'm like, girl, like

1123
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: I don't talk to a diplomat of a country. I

1124
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, for real, he do work at the

1125
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: United Nations States. And I was like, ship the guy

1126
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: who I'm really really like emotional with right now, he's

1127
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: a he's a securities lawyer. Like I was talking to

1128
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: him through his last year of law school past. He

1129
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: is six seven, he has six seven. You couldn't he

1130
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: know he got injured in college. But he's a lawyer now,

1131
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: and so you know, through the jokes, I was like,

1132
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: I really don't want people to look at me like

1133
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: because I do. I really enjoy professional educated man. And

1134
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: that's the thing that happened to me. It was the

1135
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: same thing that we were both upset about each other.

1136
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't want to thank you, is nothing right,

1137
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: and I just so I commend you for looking past

1138
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: the emotional state that I was in and because I

1139
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 1: was like she called me because I hung up on her, No,

1140
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: don't know about me, and I text you. I said

1141
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: we were done. We said we're done. I wrote her back.

1142
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 1: I say, I'm good on the show, Yeah, bitch. I

1143
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: called somebody else. I called Dub. I called Dub out

1144
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 1: of breath. I said, I was on thirty and six, bitch.

1145
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you know what? She already knew. She

1146
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: was like, yo, Mandy just called me. What happened? I'm like,

1147
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 1: suck out, bitch. I'm don't. I don't know what I

1148
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: think about this. She's like, dude, chilled the funk out.

1149
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: So you know what. I hung up, And I thought

1150
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: to myself, one thing I know about Mandy is maybe

1151
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 1: she doesn't and about each other. Maybe she doesn't know

1152
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: me anymore. Since I practice Buddhism, I am like super

1153
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: genuine in my feelings and I don't say things that

1154
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: I don't mean anymore. And maybe in the past I

1155
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 1: was like, man, I'm very dismissive and when I tell

1156
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: her sorry, I mean it. And so I called her

1157
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: back and I said, just let me talk, and I don't.

1158
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: They don't want to let me talk about just wanted

1159
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: to let me hear me out. And I actually listened

1160
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: to her, which I don't often do because you know me,

1161
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: I'm always right. I'm a fucking narcissist. And at the

1162
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 1: end of her going on saying what she had to say,

1163
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 1: I was just like, Okay, I said, thank you, says okay,

1164
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: I heard you. I said, are you being sarcastic or

1165
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: does the show? So I was like, and I realized

1166
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: that I probably shouldn't have gone. And it's not just

1167
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:19,919
Speaker 1: when we get good head, Okay, we fucking cry. Here's

1168
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: my nice thing about you, Okay, um, it's for the

1169
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 1: opposing thing. Um. I was so insecure about thinking for

1170
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: one second, I was from missuous and I had a

1171
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: bunch of people who write me things about since I've

1172
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: talked about liking to be called a horror or a

1173
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: slut and telling me I will never find somebody that

1174
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: cares about me or respect me. Some girl told me

1175
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: the love of boy my sound like he like you,

1176
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: but if you want him to suck another bitch, he'll

1177
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: never respect you. And I cannot handle how people are

1178
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: talking to me since he started the show, and Mandy

1179
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 1: has had everything under the sun, and like it doesn't

1180
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: even bother it. Like when we talked, she's like, oh, yeah,

1181
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 1: they call me, they call me a bit, and they

1182
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 1: call me and blah blah blah, call me fat. They

1183
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: fucking everything literally under the fight. I don't know if

1184
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: it's and it's to the Yeah, it's definitely something where

1185
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: I've just grown a thick skin over the years, especially

1186
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: being a blogger, being a model, being a part of

1187
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 1: Black Twitter, Jesus Christ, and just becoming a personality on

1188
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: social media. And I think not everybody is built for that.

1189
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: And I also appreciate that you took this show horrible decisions,

1190
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: and where I didn't appreciate you trying to play with me,

1191
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: I think what I didn't notice is you just wanted

1192
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 1: me to feel good about it, like there's nothing there's

1193
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with it. And that's absolutely what I say.

1194
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 1: And so we're gonna go ahead and end episode seven.

1195
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,800
Speaker 1: I hope you guys enjoyed this. I hope it was

1196
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: a slutty enough for you guys. We talked about her

1197
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 1: parents and work. Oh my god, I should have sucked somewhere, dick.

1198
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: This week. I didn't suck anything. So um wait, I'm like,

1199
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, wait wait, I have to think about it.

1200
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: I have to think about it. And I was in

1201
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: a church. I'm lying, I didn't. I didn't know. I

1202
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: didn't sunk this week. Oh the other person, this was

1203
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 1: last week after our last recording actually, but that later. Yeah,

1204
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 1: he was young. I don't want to talk about it. Um.

1205
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 1: It was good though. Um. Anyway, you guys learned a

1206
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: lot about us, UM, a little bit more about the show,

1207
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: and just a little bit about the fucking thing. Um again,

1208
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: as you guys see where we all were uncut. Please please, please,

1209
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:20,479
Speaker 1: if you guys have any stories you want to share

1210
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: with us, or if you have any advice that you

1211
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: want us to give to you, please email us at

1212
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. And just for some

1213
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 1: of you guys who don't know how to spell it,

1214
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 1: it's horror w H O R E and then the

1215
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: ending of horrible I B L E. It's horror are.

1216
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: By the way, leave us a review if you can

1217
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: on iTunes or the podcast app. It's the same thing. Okay,

1218
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fun that is. So yeah, Mandy,

1219
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 1: is you know what you're I'm the fucking techie and

1220
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize it and I don't even and

1221
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm the one who works in tech, right, Um, I

1222
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: ran a blog, so it makes sense. Also, UM, if

1223
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: you are an Android user, I'm sorry. UM, you guys

1224
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,919
Speaker 1: can go ahead and um at us on SoundCloud. Also,

1225
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: go ahead and subscribe on iTunes, on SoundCloud everywhere. Also,

1226
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: they're like, damn, shut up and talk about dick again

1227
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Speaker 1: and now beach. Um. Anyways, you can go ahead and

1228
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: follow me on Twitter or Instagram at full Core Pumps.

1229
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: It will also be in the description. I've been working

1230
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: on adding all of our things on the description, so

1231
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: you can find both of our Instagram names on the description. Also,

1232
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 1: you can find the Horrible Decisions Jesus Instagram. I mean,

1233
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,040
Speaker 1: do you gotta let them? Fucking no, bitch, where the

1234
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: funk to findest? Because we don't even put our faces

1235
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 1: on our own horrible Decisions Instagram. We're doing some cover

1236
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 1: art with hot Dogs and yeah, you guys will love

1237
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 1: the cover art that we're doing our engineers gotta go home.

1238
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 1: He's like, we didn't even talk about Dick. He's like, bit,

1239
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 1: you went over time and you wouldn't sucking little dick Devin. Okay,

1240
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: where can they find you? Oh? You guys can find

1241
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: me on Instagram and Twitter at full court pumps and

1242
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: where can they find you with the fat weezy WTF? Anyways,

1243
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 1: that has been episodes seven, Lucky number seven. Thank you

1244
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 1: guys so very much. Please go out, suck dicks like pussies,

1245
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: get your asshole eight all of that and have it

1246
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: won to pick somebody until next time. Bye mhm