WEBVTT - "Pu**y on the Hip" with Yassir Lester 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:04.440 It's so weird how like the person you are in 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:08.200 high school, unless you make drastic changes, is kind of 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:12.120 just who you carries forever. Yeah, you carry the one 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:16.200 on that personality. Yeah. Absolutely. They used to do those 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.040 episodes of like Ricky Lake where they would be like, 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:21.880 I used to be a dork in high school, but 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:25.079 now I'm fucking hot, and like they'd come out, you remember, 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:28.240 and they'd like yell at the person who bullied them. 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:30.280 But even when they would come out, you could still 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:32.480 see a dork in them, you know what I mean, right, 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.440 because a loser would be like, I gotta get on 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:38.600 Ricky Lake to show someone who hasn't thought about me 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:42.159 in twenty two years. You mean that this lady with 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:45.199 the whole family, you're gonna yell at her because she 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.839 was mean to you when she was sixteen. Girl, the 0:00:47.960 --> 0:01:13.960 fucker racists mostly money stuff you can't tell me. Yeah, 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.720 there it is. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to a spectacular 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:22.480 I'm Wonderful, a beautiful, big tittied episode of My Mama 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:27.560 Told Me, the podcast where we died Deep Deep go 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:31.640 underground into the world of black conspiracy theories and we 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:36.039 worked to finally prove that Jaden Smith can in fact 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:40.440 talked to fish. That Nigga died his eyebrows blonde for 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:42.920 a reason. Humans didn't tell him to do that. A 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:46.720 fish told him that. A trout named Harold said, Jaden, 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:49.480 you know what, I'm a fish. You should look more 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.560 like a fish. Make your eyebrows disappear into your face. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.320 We know you can talk to fish, Jayden, and we 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:58.360 are going to prove it. I'm lanksty Kerman. I'm your 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.480 host as always, I'm happy. I'm having a weird day. 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:05.160 I'll be honest. Today I discovered that and I didn't 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.960 know this, and I'm a very ignorant person. Apparently the 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:12.720 phrase Siamese twins is racist. Had no idea this whole time. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.280 I just thought I never knew that that Siam was 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.679 a real place. I just thought that was the name 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.959 that they picked for those twins that are stuck together. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.720 But as it turns out, we were driving, my wife 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:26.560 and I driving past a restaurant they claimed to sell 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.400 Siamese food, and I said, well, why are they selling 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:32.320 Siamese food? What is Siamese food? Is that like when 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:34.720 two chickens are pressed up against each other and they 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:37.560 cook it anyway. I didn't know, and she said, no, 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:40.280 Siam is a real place. And then I said, oh no, 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:43.040 that means that that word that white people came up with, 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.800 it's just me. It was just two kids apparently born 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:49.360 with their elbows stuck together. And then white people were like, 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:52.160 all right, that's gonna be your country's thing forever and 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:58.000 always name the evils of America. Well that covers that. 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.600 I'll tell you this my next guest. He ain't evil. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:03.600 He's a good guy. He's a lovely human being. I'm 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:06.919 so excited that he's here. You know him from Oh Man, 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:10.160 you know him from Black Monday, it's a hilarious show 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.240 that he both writes on and has a part in. 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:15.000 You know him from Duncanville. You know him from writing 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:19.520 on Black am Huh. You know him from trolling Jimmy 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:22.560 John's on the Internet. Because he told me, and I'm 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:25.799 quoted here, he Fox with Subway and he doesn't think 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.240 Jared did it. That's what he said. I don't know. 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:30.800 We'll find out more about that when I invite him on. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:42.040 Please welcome my hilarious desk. Mr yass lester, every boy. Yeah, 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:45.160 let me let me clarify something. Sure, I didn't say 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:48.040 Jared didn't do it. I said he did it. And 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:56.080 I don't care a right Fair enough like me give 0:03:56.200 --> 0:04:00.120 me my five dollar foot loan. I was specifically the 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:10.240 subway come back home. Look at cabinets on Wayfair. I 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:13.520 don't care if a woman comes to me. I'm anyway. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.840 My kids needs a cabine regardless. What's that guy's doing 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:22.919 with me? Now you're talking about botuses. If you find 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:25.640 a kid in your cabinet, you're gonna send it back now. 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:29.159 Now you got a kid, You got a kid. And 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.279 what they don't tell you is is that like you 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.960 can also you don't gotta keep the kid. You don't 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.240 gotta keep that. You can tell the kid and if 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.120 that's to come up for you, you could do that. 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:41.640 It's like you didn't pay nothing for the cabinet, right you. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.719 You could do the right thing or the wrong thing 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.080 with that. That's your choice. Why are you making this 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.080 up an issue for Wayfair? They're just doing good business? 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:53.800 Oh my god? Like first of all, and I know 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.119 this is the conspiracy we're talking about, but I will 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:59.640 say the thing that always cracks, like, especially with that one, 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.440 I was just like you think you're the one who 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.560 cracked the case. What I'm saying all these people, I'm like, 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:09.640 you think you think Wayfair didn't think enough to be like, Okay, 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:13.679 let's name it exactly after murdered children or kidnapped children. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.640 Make it twelve thousand dollars, but no one will suspect 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.400 the thing. I hope a fifteen year old doesn't come 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:22.600 on the website and times like it's just so crazy. 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:25.600 It's so it is wild that they were like the 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:28.240 biggest way to crack this code is I'm pointing out 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:31.680 this one's named Rebecca, so there's probably a lady named 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.920 Rebecca in here. It's like, I don't think I don't 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:37.680 think that's how you if I'm gonna like kidnap a kid, 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:41.200 I'm probably not gonna do it that. But well it's 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:47.520 like you're not the same name, the same name, like 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:50.240 if any it's more to me, it reads more like, 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:52.760 you know how like Disney animators are like all right, 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:56.120 make sure the pastor has a boner made like it's 0:05:56.120 --> 0:06:00.400 like a like it's gross and weird, but like nothing, 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.680 there's not kids behind the boards of Disney like you know, 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:06.839 doing like weird sex stuff, right, it's to me, It's 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:08.960 it's more like that, like it was just some weird 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:12.159 guys like I'm gonna name these I'm gonna name this 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:15.320 after the lady I follow home and it's like, Okay, 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:18.120 now you're weird for sure, but there's not a kid 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.479 in there. You just got some ship to work out 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:25.880 you Yeah, So anyway, that's great. I'm so happy you're here. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.880 Dog good. Yeah, you know, me and you just worked 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:31.840 together on the b T Awards, so there's a time 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:35.320 catching up since then. Dog fine, I moved in the 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:40.320 middle of this, which has been a nightmare. Okay, bro like, 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:43.599 and this is gonna be on a racist tip, but 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:46.680 I gotta say so hold on, wait a minute. That's 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:52.800 how they get go ahead. So my girlfriend Chelsea who 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:57.680 you know you worked with her on Hilarious Lankston Kerman 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.560 was an actor on, so she hired move is for us. 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:04.480 They end up being Russian, which whateversion. You know what 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:08.040 I'm saying, not ideal in these times, but here we are. 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.480 It feels like they should like that. We gotta preface 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:13.160 with you know, just so you know we're Russian, like 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:15.800 gonna We're gonna come through with the accents and all that. 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.880 And by the way, we were really Russian. We're like 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:23.480 we're like old school, like you know, James Bond, Like 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:26.640 you know, I don't own nothing but track suits. That's 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:28.920 that's the kind of energy I'm coming with. But like 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.240 to the point where it was like an older dude 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:34.720 who was balding and then like clearly like his nineteen 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:36.680 year old son, and it was like one of those 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:39.000 things where it's just like for the sun. I was like, 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.080 well you do like working like one of them troll farms, 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.920 like you know what, Like you're you're a moore, Like 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:47.440 you know what I'm saying, Like you don't how to 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:52.320 use a phone? Bro Like young entrepreneurial boy, you should 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:55.400 be you should be hacking our our government. What are 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.480 you doing? You would have a better life back in 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:01.280 Russia just sitting in one of them rooms, you know. Anyway, 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:05.800 I digress. So they show up and like what would 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:11.120 any other time be like, oh, Walmart gigantic like Walmart 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:14.520 store size eighteen wheeler, like the gigantic ones. We have 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:19.360 a one bedroom apartment or like whatever, it's unnecessary, but 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:22.440 all right, yeah, they load up half my apartment. They're 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.920 like all right, that's all we can fit for y'all. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:27.760 And we were like what They're like, oh yeah, sorry, 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:31.080 we have a whole other household on the truck, so 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:33.960 we're just squeezing y'all on. It was just like all right, 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:37.680 we gotta take this l. So that's so my point is, 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.440 it's like we were so scared of them being Russian 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:44.439 that we took the l on them being bad movers. 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:48.920 You know, this wasn't based on like culture. This was 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:53.240 just too bad movers who packed you guys in together? No, man, 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:55.439 that it was because here's the thing. It felt like, 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.200 and obviously I'm gonna be real, this is where the 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:00.559 race part comes. It's like it felt like they you 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.720 that we couldn't say nothing because they're Russian. Yeah that 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:05.440 makes sense, Like they kid. It was like a lot 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:08.360 of like long looks at us and we're like, al right, 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.000 just hired to grab it. You you both have very 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:15.920 ethnic names. It's they probably looked at all the reports 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:20.760 and they're like, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna we'll do whatever. Yeah, 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.120 we'll do whatever we want. Are we gonna give them 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:27.080 their own truck? It was so crazy, But I was 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:30.480 just like oh this is like their time, and like 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:33.280 I mean it for you like online and stuff, Like 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:37.320 I hate the argument that people are like Russians did 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:41.440 all this. I'm like Russians planted seeds, but like Russians 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:45.000 weren't at the voting booths, you know what I'm saying, 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.600 Like they just convinced y'all. They were just sending out 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:52.720 blasts and then if y'all wanted this to happen, yeah, 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:56.320 they didn't. They didn't do anything that specially, yeah exactly. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:58.920 It wasn't great. So like I'm usually just like yeah, Russia, 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:00.559 blah blah blah, but this time I was like, oh, 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:04.280 I feel like I know, I can't do nothing right now. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.720 First they came from my national election and I said nothing. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:11.880 Then they came from my furniture and I drew a 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:18.640 motherfucking line. Oh my god, that it is so funny. Yeah, 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:21.280 so yeah, that's I was. Yeah, I was. I was scared, 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.600 but you know, goodness, that's all life is, ban dog. 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:24.959 I don't do nothing. I don't know, but I mean 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:28.280 you're like out there exercising at all. I don't do nothing, 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.679 run and then I come back inside. That's pretty much it. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.480 It ain't. It's not that deep. But you know, we 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.760 gotta figure out ways to stay sane and all of this. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.920 I figured if I somehow could get buff before the 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.320 industry opens back up and they have to talk to 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:46.400 me different, then I'll have saved my career somehow. It's 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:49.560 not working, as you can plainly see. But I know, 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:52.240 but your face is definitely because here's the thing you have, 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:56.960 because are you You're a drinker. I drink. I used 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:00.000 to drink a lot more Now I'm like very occasionally 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.720 the alogracy. Okay, see, I was gonna say, as someone 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:05.200 who used to drink and doesn't anymore, I noticed I 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:08.319 can tell when people stop their face, and so I 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:11.719 was gonna say that you stopped, Yeah, you stopped, or 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.079 you're working out a lot. But it's probably a mix 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.800 of both as well. I'll take it. I used to 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:19.640 be a fatty, Now I'm not what I can get. 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:24.040 Speaking of fear, we're talking about fear. I had a 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:27.640 little bit of nervousness going into your conspiracy theory. I'll 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:31.360 be honest. Oh you have. You've presented one that arguably 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:35.560 is one of our most challenging to enter into in 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:41.080 today's era. In, but I'm very excited to introduce it 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:44.160 because you were. You also were the fastest person of 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:47.640 all time to respond to the question of what would 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:51.559 you like your conspiracy theory to be? No One, it's 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:56.319 alwayst as if I'm always thinking about it. It felt 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:59.240 like you had the email drafted already and we're just 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:03.079 waiting for someone to ask what you're thinking about, Yasir, 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:10.560 And you asked, and it's beautiful, you said, my mama 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:18.360 told me Usha and Sierra used to be hermaphrodites. And boy, 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.800 oh boy, did my jaw dropped. And before we go 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:24.120 any further, because I want to hear all your thoughts 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.400 before we go any further, I want to be clear 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.120 for our listeners at home that that word is not 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:33.560 a word that we use for people. It is an 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:39.400 outdated word. The correct terminology is inter center sex. Yes exactly. However, 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:43.320 at the time that we were growing up, that was 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:46.560 the word that that conspiracy theory sort of came out of. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.720 I never heard the word intersex until like three years ago, 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:53.959 and unfortunately, everybody was just running around calling Sierra and 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:58.120 Usher hermaphrodites. So please, Yasner, tell me more about this 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:02.280 conspiracy theory. So so, and this is where we get 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:05.320 into the like, this is where we get into the 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:09.160 weeds of it a little bit, because so many conspiracy theories, 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.400 as someone who genuinely loves them, yeah, so many conspiracy 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:17.840 theories usually have a thread of like, oh okay, Like 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:20.760 it's not that you can follow it perfectly, but you 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.600 can tug on it and get back to where you started, right. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:35.440 This one truly the only thing, the only thing I 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.200 can think of, because I really spent a lot of time, 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.720 and here's the thing I didn't. I wasn't as smart 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:43.280 as to like go research it the only thing that 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:49.520 they are. I wasn't reading your book, studying your science, 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:54.200 because like, here's the thing. It's like it was I think, well, 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:55.880 you know, and I hope this doesn't step on any 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.160 other ones, but we're roughly the same age. I'm a 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.880 few years older than you. But this conspiracy theory hit 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:06.120 the ground running around the same time as Marilyn Manson 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:10.400 had his ribs removed, so he, you know, give himself head. 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:16.000 And then that little Kim backstage one night, you know, 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.800 gave blowy Jay's to so many dudes. She had to 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:24.600 get her stomach pump. So like, so it's like number 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:27.760 one is like a sixth grader who has no concept 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:32.440 of sex as is like you know, like I feel 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.040 like sixth grade girls get it because they have to, 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.080 Like we just live in a society sadly that like 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.800 if they don't have the knowledge, dudes take advantage of them. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.520 And these usually older men blah blah blah. So like 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:46.200 usually thank goodness, women have like a better a better 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.320 grasp on these things sex until and I mean this 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.160 from the bottom of my heart, I feel like no 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.240 man knows anything about sex until he actually has it. 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.360 Like it doesn't matter how many books you've read, it 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:00.960 doesn't matter how many stories you've heard. It's once you're 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:07.360 actually in the act, you're like, whoa there, we have 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:11.600 no concept of like where things actually go or what 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:15.120 it's supposed to feel like it's just all theoretical. And 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.800 then you get inside of a person and you're like, okay, yeah, 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:21.920 all right, let's take it easy. I think I get 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:27.160 it now. Even then, and even then I would say, 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:31.160 like I think at like time number ten, it's like 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.960 you're like, oh, I got it, Like well, that's why 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.200 we're also trash at it in the beginning because we 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:39.880 didn't know anything to start off with. And then that's 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:43.240 tacked on top of the fact that we're not smart 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:46.840 enough for intuitive enough to figure it out quickly, you 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.320 know what I mean, Like men are We're not sitting 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:52.120 there studying and figuring it out. We're just like looking 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.120 at it and being like, oh, that's different than I thought. 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:57.160 And then we like, you know, run and go, come 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:59.160 and try to figure it out again the next time. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.080 Oh god, um, so as you know, as you so 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:08.120 eloquently stated, So it's like you don't know anything. So 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.080 it's like not only that, not only do you not 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:14.800 know anything about the act like being intersects. It's a 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:19.680 very that's a very nuanced conversation, even for even for 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:23.640 the most expert mind in terms of like what that 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:26.000 means not just for the person, but for society at large, 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.480 you know. And then like the Marilyn Manson thing, it's 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:30.760 like you clearly don't know enough about anatomy to know 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:34.400 that that's impossible. It's that didn't help that much. It didn't. Yeah, 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.400 and then it's like pray, it's just like you didn't 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:41.160 extend to your spine. You got rid of the other 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:45.200 part that if you couldn't do sit ups before, you're 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:48.600 not like doing them better because your ribs are smaller, Like, 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:52.120 that's not the issue here, bro. So that would be 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:54.000 funny if you just saw a dude with like a 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:58.480 fourteen pack. It's like, oh, I got I got my 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:02.880 ribs removed, our river removed, and now I'm super buffin 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:08.040 stay wet, don't matter who's sucking it. I got my 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:12.919 dick wet. It's so sad. So So anyways, as I 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:15.720 was saying about tracing the threat, the only thing I 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:21.200 can truly truly think of is that they are both 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:27.320 phenomenal performers and dancers and are like for the sadly 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:30.120 for the sierra of it all is that she, especially 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:33.679 at the time, was so toned and so like, you know, 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:35.879 like because there's the thing. It's like, Jenna Jackson was 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.720 that toned, Angela Bassett was that toned, and like those 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.800 conversations never came up. But I just think that they 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:44.160 were already in like they were already in the world. Well, 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:47.280 you know what, to your point, it wasn't just that 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:50.080 she was toned. She also was like hanging out with 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:53.760 bow Wow, So she was taller than that's right, and 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:57.359 so it's like, oh, this big, strong, tall lady and 0:17:57.400 --> 0:17:59.320 she's not even that tall, but at the at the 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.440 time it was five seven, she was like six eight 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:06.040 and muscular, and so a bunch of high school kids 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:10.320 were like, this bitch got a penis, which is like 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:14.239 so so like because it actually it spotlighted on us 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:16.720 shore and then went to see you. And it was 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:18.520 just it was one of those things again that like 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:22.920 the usher of it all never made sense other than 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.040 I think my theory. You know, I went to very 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:30.280 on to very hood schools till till high school, and 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:33.680 uh so there's like all like middle school stuff, and 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:37.880 it was truly it just felt like one dude hated 0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:42.880 that his girl like that, and he just told everyone 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:49.040 that he was half girl, which is so crazy, but 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:55.760 already gotta pussy on his hid, so fu him because 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:58.600 that's also the other thing that like was so especially 0:18:58.600 --> 0:19:01.960 as you you know, get older and learn about people's bodies, 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:03.879 but like the thing that they used to always throw 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.400 around and be like, actually the clip is a penis. 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:10.160 Actually what his penis was a click and Sierra's clip 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:13.240 is a penis, and you're like, what is where to God, 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.200 You're like, yeah, that's true, and you're like it can't 0:19:16.240 --> 0:19:21.159 be okay, but at you know, at sixth grade. You know, 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:24.959 in the sixth grade, you're like, oh my god, right, 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:28.320 your whole world, your whole world is crumbling. And then 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:31.440 you're thinking about the one crew drawing that they show 0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:34.240 you in textbooks and you're like, well, it did kind 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:37.400 of look like a tiny little dick and I don't 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:39.560 know what to do, and you nailed it again. Because 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:43.280 it's like this is also the rise of the Internet. 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:45.760 Like this is when like the Internet first hit schools, 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:50.720 and like there was no way to block anything, right, 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:54.280 Teachers had no idea what like a fire wall was 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:57.760 like you could just you can do whatever you want. 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:01.840 And also it's like so much of the internet truly 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:07.720 owes what it is to pornography, Like yeah, pornography built 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:11.240 the Internet, and so because of that, you could find 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:14.160 all that stuff easier. Like I remember, truly the first 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:18.479 two things I ever saw online were a porno site 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:25.560 and then cartoon network dot com pictures of Dexter's from 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:28.160 Dexter's Lab that you could print out and color yourself. 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:31.080 Those are the first and then the third thing I 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:34.960 did was print out Bone Thugs and Harmony lyrics. I 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:38.120 put them in a binder. I love that, I do love. 0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:41.359 I hope it happened exactly in that order. That first 0:20:42.480 --> 0:20:46.040 first you watched them porn. You came and then you 0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:47.959 came to your sense and you were like, you know 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:51.080 what I that that was a line I need to color. 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:54.320 I gotta color something. I love Dexter's Lab. I'm gonna color. 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:57.520 I can't color without music. Who did I listen to? 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:01.160 Of course Bone Thugs and harm And you sat there 0:21:01.160 --> 0:21:03.760 and you colored Dexter and you listen to Bone Thugs 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:08.440 and you you let your your come soak into your pants. Well, 0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:11.480 here's this is even sadder. Thing looked that point is 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:15.080 at the school library. It looked at moren then got 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:19.160 scared and then downloaded the Dexter's Lab thing and then printed, 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:24.720 but then went home and then you know, thought about 0:21:24.760 --> 0:21:28.640 porn clearly, right, So the Dexter's Lab was more sort 0:21:28.640 --> 0:21:32.560 of like to cover up your your tracks, right right? 0:21:32.680 --> 0:21:34.439 I just because I remember I didn't know what the 0:21:34.440 --> 0:21:36.000 internet was, and I saw this commercial that was like 0:21:36.040 --> 0:21:39.120 go to cartoon network dot com and download a picture 0:21:39.160 --> 0:21:43.040 of Dexter, and I was like, what I gotta do that. 0:21:44.240 --> 0:21:47.359 If the TV's telling me to do it, I'm taking Nexter. 0:21:48.920 --> 0:21:51.840 Oh my god, I do. I totally agree. I do 0:21:51.920 --> 0:21:54.200 think that so much of this came out in an 0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:58.439 era where there were no The Internet was sort of 0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:02.480 like the wild West. It was like Deadwood almost, just 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:07.399 like a lawless town without any organization, and there was 0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:11.040 nobody to fact check anything, Whereas now, if some sort 0:22:11.080 --> 0:22:14.120 of conspiracy like this were to come forward, it would 0:22:14.160 --> 0:22:18.440 be immediately at least refuted, if not fully dismissed. There'd 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:20.880 be a hundred people being like, no, shut the funk up, 0:22:20.960 --> 0:22:23.840 that's not true. Here's proof of that thing. But we 0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:25.520 were kids and they were just like, you know what, 0:22:25.520 --> 0:22:27.679 you gotta dick under there, and we're like, yeah, I 0:22:27.720 --> 0:22:31.560 don't know. I actually didn't know, because truly, back in 0:22:31.600 --> 0:22:36.320 the day, like someone telling you something was equal to books. 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:48.399 This presentation. I would like to cite Steve. Steve told 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:56.280 me that if you turn to Steve first eight, he 0:22:56.440 --> 0:23:00.840 mentioned you know what I'm saying, someone could just be 0:23:00.880 --> 0:23:03.439 like because I mean truly, like if you were in 0:23:03.480 --> 0:23:07.520 a classroom and someone ran in and said, like someone 0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:11.119 bombed the CNN center down down unless you like got 0:23:11.160 --> 0:23:14.119 to the news immediately you just because also most people 0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:16.639 back in the day didn't lie about stuff like that 0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:18.280 for the most part, you know what I'm saying, people, 0:23:18.280 --> 0:23:22.119 I mean, people clearly lied about like assurance, SIRA being intersecting, like, 0:23:22.920 --> 0:23:26.840 but like mostly people, it's just like news was news. Yeah, 0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:30.040 there wasn't as much of a trend of like doing 0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:33.640 it for the trolling wasn't the same thing. You were 0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:37.120 actually actually crazy if you were doing something like that. 0:23:37.200 --> 0:23:40.280 And now it's a little more of a gray area 0:23:40.320 --> 0:23:43.199 where it's like you either are crazy or you're the 0:23:43.240 --> 0:23:46.720 funniest motherfucker I've ever met in my life. I don't 0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:52.240 always know which one. Yeah, So like when someone told 0:23:52.280 --> 0:23:54.640 you something, you were just like all right. I mean 0:23:54.640 --> 0:23:56.960 because it's also if you think about it's probably low key. 0:23:57.000 --> 0:23:59.480