1
00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:04,440
Speaker 1: It's so weird how like the person you are in

2
00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:08,200
Speaker 1: high school, unless you make drastic changes, is kind of

3
00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:12,120
Speaker 1: just who you carries forever. Yeah, you carry the one

4
00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,200
Speaker 1: on that personality. Yeah. Absolutely. They used to do those

5
00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,040
Speaker 1: episodes of like Ricky Lake where they would be like,

6
00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,880
Speaker 1: I used to be a dork in high school, but

7
00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,079
Speaker 1: now I'm fucking hot, and like they'd come out, you remember,

8
00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:28,240
Speaker 1: and they'd like yell at the person who bullied them.

9
00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,280
Speaker 1: But even when they would come out, you could still

10
00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,480
Speaker 1: see a dork in them, you know what I mean, right,

11
00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,440
Speaker 1: because a loser would be like, I gotta get on

12
00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,600
Speaker 1: Ricky Lake to show someone who hasn't thought about me

13
00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,159
Speaker 1: in twenty two years. You mean that this lady with

14
00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,199
Speaker 1: the whole family, you're gonna yell at her because she

15
00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,839
Speaker 1: was mean to you when she was sixteen. Girl, the

16
00:00:47,960 --> 00:01:13,960
Speaker 1: fucker racists mostly money stuff you can't tell me. Yeah,

17
00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,720
Speaker 1: there it is. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to a spectacular

18
00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:22,480
Speaker 1: I'm Wonderful, a beautiful, big tittied episode of My Mama

19
00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:27,560
Speaker 1: Told Me, the podcast where we died Deep Deep go

20
00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,640
Speaker 1: underground into the world of black conspiracy theories and we

21
00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:36,039
Speaker 1: worked to finally prove that Jaden Smith can in fact

22
00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:40,440
Speaker 1: talked to fish. That Nigga died his eyebrows blonde for

23
00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,920
Speaker 1: a reason. Humans didn't tell him to do that. A

24
00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:46,720
Speaker 1: fish told him that. A trout named Harold said, Jaden,

25
00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,480
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm a fish. You should look more

26
00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,560
Speaker 1: like a fish. Make your eyebrows disappear into your face.

27
00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,320
Speaker 1: We know you can talk to fish, Jayden, and we

28
00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,360
Speaker 1: are going to prove it. I'm lanksty Kerman. I'm your

29
00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,480
Speaker 1: host as always, I'm happy. I'm having a weird day.

30
00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,160
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. Today I discovered that and I didn't

31
00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,960
Speaker 1: know this, and I'm a very ignorant person. Apparently the

32
00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:12,720
Speaker 1: phrase Siamese twins is racist. Had no idea this whole time.

33
00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,280
Speaker 1: I just thought I never knew that that Siam was

34
00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,679
Speaker 1: a real place. I just thought that was the name

35
00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,959
Speaker 1: that they picked for those twins that are stuck together.

36
00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,720
Speaker 1: But as it turns out, we were driving, my wife

37
00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,560
Speaker 1: and I driving past a restaurant they claimed to sell

38
00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,400
Speaker 1: Siamese food, and I said, well, why are they selling

39
00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,320
Speaker 1: Siamese food? What is Siamese food? Is that like when

40
00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,720
Speaker 1: two chickens are pressed up against each other and they

41
00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,560
Speaker 1: cook it anyway. I didn't know, and she said, no,

42
00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,280
Speaker 1: Siam is a real place. And then I said, oh no,

43
00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,040
Speaker 1: that means that that word that white people came up with,

44
00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,800
Speaker 1: it's just me. It was just two kids apparently born

45
00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,360
Speaker 1: with their elbows stuck together. And then white people were like,

46
00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,160
Speaker 1: all right, that's gonna be your country's thing forever and

47
00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:58,000
Speaker 1: always name the evils of America. Well that covers that.

48
00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,600
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this my next guest. He ain't evil.

49
00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,600
Speaker 1: He's a good guy. He's a lovely human being. I'm

50
00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:06,919
Speaker 1: so excited that he's here. You know him from Oh Man,

51
00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,160
Speaker 1: you know him from Black Monday, it's a hilarious show

52
00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,240
Speaker 1: that he both writes on and has a part in.

53
00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,000
Speaker 1: You know him from Duncanville. You know him from writing

54
00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,520
Speaker 1: on Black am Huh. You know him from trolling Jimmy

55
00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,560
Speaker 1: John's on the Internet. Because he told me, and I'm

56
00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:25,799
Speaker 1: quoted here, he Fox with Subway and he doesn't think

57
00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,240
Speaker 1: Jared did it. That's what he said. I don't know.

58
00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:30,800
Speaker 1: We'll find out more about that when I invite him on.

59
00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:42,040
Speaker 1: Please welcome my hilarious desk. Mr yass lester, every boy. Yeah,

60
00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,160
Speaker 1: let me let me clarify something. Sure, I didn't say

61
00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,040
Speaker 1: Jared didn't do it. I said he did it. And

62
00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:56,080
Speaker 1: I don't care a right Fair enough like me give

63
00:03:56,200 --> 00:04:00,120
Speaker 1: me my five dollar foot loan. I was specifically the

64
00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:10,240
Speaker 1: subway come back home. Look at cabinets on Wayfair. I

65
00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,520
Speaker 1: don't care if a woman comes to me. I'm anyway.

66
00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,840
Speaker 1: My kids needs a cabine regardless. What's that guy's doing

67
00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:22,919
Speaker 1: with me? Now you're talking about botuses. If you find

68
00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,640
Speaker 1: a kid in your cabinet, you're gonna send it back now.

69
00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,159
Speaker 1: Now you got a kid, You got a kid. And

70
00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,279
Speaker 1: what they don't tell you is is that like you

71
00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,960
Speaker 1: can also you don't gotta keep the kid. You don't

72
00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,240
Speaker 1: gotta keep that. You can tell the kid and if

73
00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,120
Speaker 1: that's to come up for you, you could do that.

74
00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,640
Speaker 1: It's like you didn't pay nothing for the cabinet, right you.

75
00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,719
Speaker 1: You could do the right thing or the wrong thing

76
00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,080
Speaker 1: with that. That's your choice. Why are you making this

77
00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:50,080
Speaker 1: up an issue for Wayfair? They're just doing good business?

78
00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Like first of all, and I know

79
00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,119
Speaker 1: this is the conspiracy we're talking about, but I will

80
00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,640
Speaker 1: say the thing that always cracks, like, especially with that one,

81
00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,440
Speaker 1: I was just like you think you're the one who

82
00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,560
Speaker 1: cracked the case. What I'm saying all these people, I'm like,

83
00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:09,640
Speaker 1: you think you think Wayfair didn't think enough to be like, Okay,

84
00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:13,679
Speaker 1: let's name it exactly after murdered children or kidnapped children.

85
00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,640
Speaker 1: Make it twelve thousand dollars, but no one will suspect

86
00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,400
Speaker 1: the thing. I hope a fifteen year old doesn't come

87
00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,600
Speaker 1: on the website and times like it's just so crazy.

88
00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,600
Speaker 1: It's so it is wild that they were like the

89
00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,240
Speaker 1: biggest way to crack this code is I'm pointing out

90
00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:31,680
Speaker 1: this one's named Rebecca, so there's probably a lady named

91
00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,920
Speaker 1: Rebecca in here. It's like, I don't think I don't

92
00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,680
Speaker 1: think that's how you if I'm gonna like kidnap a kid,

93
00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm probably not gonna do it that. But well it's

94
00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:47,520
Speaker 1: like you're not the same name, the same name, like

95
00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,240
Speaker 1: if any it's more to me, it reads more like,

96
00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,760
Speaker 1: you know how like Disney animators are like all right,

97
00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:56,120
Speaker 1: make sure the pastor has a boner made like it's

98
00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:00,400
Speaker 1: like a like it's gross and weird, but like nothing,

99
00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,680
Speaker 1: there's not kids behind the boards of Disney like you know,

100
00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,839
Speaker 1: doing like weird sex stuff, right, it's to me, It's

101
00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,960
Speaker 1: it's more like that, like it was just some weird

102
00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,159
Speaker 1: guys like I'm gonna name these I'm gonna name this

103
00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:15,320
Speaker 1: after the lady I follow home and it's like, Okay,

104
00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,120
Speaker 1: now you're weird for sure, but there's not a kid

105
00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,479
Speaker 1: in there. You just got some ship to work out

106
00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:25,880
Speaker 1: you Yeah, So anyway, that's great. I'm so happy you're here.

107
00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,880
Speaker 1: Dog good. Yeah, you know, me and you just worked

108
00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,840
Speaker 1: together on the b T Awards, so there's a time

109
00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,320
Speaker 1: catching up since then. Dog fine, I moved in the

110
00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:40,320
Speaker 1: middle of this, which has been a nightmare. Okay, bro like,

111
00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,599
Speaker 1: and this is gonna be on a racist tip, but

112
00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:46,680
Speaker 1: I gotta say so hold on, wait a minute. That's

113
00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:52,800
Speaker 1: how they get go ahead. So my girlfriend Chelsea who

114
00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:57,680
Speaker 1: you know you worked with her on Hilarious Lankston Kerman

115
00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,560
Speaker 1: was an actor on, so she hired move is for us.

116
00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,480
Speaker 1: They end up being Russian, which whateversion. You know what

117
00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying, not ideal in these times, but here we are.

118
00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,480
Speaker 1: It feels like they should like that. We gotta preface

119
00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,160
Speaker 1: with you know, just so you know we're Russian, like

120
00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,800
Speaker 1: gonna We're gonna come through with the accents and all that.

121
00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,880
Speaker 1: And by the way, we were really Russian. We're like

122
00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,480
Speaker 1: we're like old school, like you know, James Bond, Like

123
00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,640
Speaker 1: you know, I don't own nothing but track suits. That's

124
00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,920
Speaker 1: that's the kind of energy I'm coming with. But like

125
00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,240
Speaker 1: to the point where it was like an older dude

126
00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,720
Speaker 1: who was balding and then like clearly like his nineteen

127
00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,680
Speaker 1: year old son, and it was like one of those

128
00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,000
Speaker 1: things where it's just like for the sun. I was like,

129
00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,080
Speaker 1: well you do like working like one of them troll farms,

130
00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,920
Speaker 1: like you know what, Like you're you're a moore, Like

131
00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,440
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like you don't how to

132
00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:52,320
Speaker 1: use a phone? Bro Like young entrepreneurial boy, you should

133
00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,400
Speaker 1: be you should be hacking our our government. What are

134
00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,480
Speaker 1: you doing? You would have a better life back in

135
00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,280
Speaker 1: Russia just sitting in one of them rooms, you know. Anyway,

136
00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:05,800
Speaker 1: I digress. So they show up and like what would

137
00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:11,120
Speaker 1: any other time be like, oh, Walmart gigantic like Walmart

138
00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,520
Speaker 1: store size eighteen wheeler, like the gigantic ones. We have

139
00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:19,360
Speaker 1: a one bedroom apartment or like whatever, it's unnecessary, but

140
00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,440
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, they load up half my apartment. They're

141
00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,920
Speaker 1: like all right, that's all we can fit for y'all.

142
00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,760
Speaker 1: And we were like what They're like, oh yeah, sorry,

143
00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:31,080
Speaker 1: we have a whole other household on the truck, so

144
00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,960
Speaker 1: we're just squeezing y'all on. It was just like all right,

145
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,680
Speaker 1: we gotta take this l. So that's so my point is,

146
00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,440
Speaker 1: it's like we were so scared of them being Russian

147
00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:44,439
Speaker 1: that we took the l on them being bad movers.

148
00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:48,920
Speaker 1: You know, this wasn't based on like culture. This was

149
00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,240
Speaker 1: just too bad movers who packed you guys in together? No, man,

150
00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,439
Speaker 1: that it was because here's the thing. It felt like,

151
00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,200
Speaker 1: and obviously I'm gonna be real, this is where the

152
00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,559
Speaker 1: race part comes. It's like it felt like they you

153
00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,720
Speaker 1: that we couldn't say nothing because they're Russian. Yeah that

154
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,440
Speaker 1: makes sense, Like they kid. It was like a lot

155
00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,360
Speaker 1: of like long looks at us and we're like, al right,

156
00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,000
Speaker 1: just hired to grab it. You you both have very

157
00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,920
Speaker 1: ethnic names. It's they probably looked at all the reports

158
00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:20,760
Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna we'll do whatever. Yeah,

159
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,120
Speaker 1: we'll do whatever we want. Are we gonna give them

160
00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:27,080
Speaker 1: their own truck? It was so crazy, But I was

161
00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,480
Speaker 1: just like oh this is like their time, and like

162
00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,280
Speaker 1: I mean it for you like online and stuff, Like

163
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,320
Speaker 1: I hate the argument that people are like Russians did

164
00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,440
Speaker 1: all this. I'm like Russians planted seeds, but like Russians

165
00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:45,000
Speaker 1: weren't at the voting booths, you know what I'm saying,

166
00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,600
Speaker 1: Like they just convinced y'all. They were just sending out

167
00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:52,720
Speaker 1: blasts and then if y'all wanted this to happen, yeah,

168
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,320
Speaker 1: they didn't. They didn't do anything that specially, yeah exactly.

169
00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,920
Speaker 1: It wasn't great. So like I'm usually just like yeah, Russia,

170
00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,559
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, but this time I was like, oh,

171
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,280
Speaker 1: I feel like I know, I can't do nothing right now.

172
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,720
Speaker 1: First they came from my national election and I said nothing.

173
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,880
Speaker 1: Then they came from my furniture and I drew a

174
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:18,640
Speaker 1: motherfucking line. Oh my god, that it is so funny. Yeah,

175
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,280
Speaker 1: so yeah, that's I was. Yeah, I was. I was scared,

176
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,600
Speaker 1: but you know, goodness, that's all life is, ban dog.

177
00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,959
Speaker 1: I don't do nothing. I don't know, but I mean

178
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,280
Speaker 1: you're like out there exercising at all. I don't do nothing,

179
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,679
Speaker 1: run and then I come back inside. That's pretty much it.

180
00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:34,480
Speaker 1: It ain't. It's not that deep. But you know, we

181
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,760
Speaker 1: gotta figure out ways to stay sane and all of this.

182
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,920
Speaker 1: I figured if I somehow could get buff before the

183
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,320
Speaker 1: industry opens back up and they have to talk to

184
00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:46,400
Speaker 1: me different, then I'll have saved my career somehow. It's

185
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,560
Speaker 1: not working, as you can plainly see. But I know,

186
00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,240
Speaker 1: but your face is definitely because here's the thing you have,

187
00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:56,960
Speaker 1: because are you You're a drinker. I drink. I used

188
00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000
Speaker 1: to drink a lot more Now I'm like very occasionally

189
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,720
Speaker 1: the alogracy. Okay, see, I was gonna say, as someone

190
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,200
Speaker 1: who used to drink and doesn't anymore, I noticed I

191
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:08,319
Speaker 1: can tell when people stop their face, and so I

192
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,719
Speaker 1: was gonna say that you stopped, Yeah, you stopped, or

193
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,079
Speaker 1: you're working out a lot. But it's probably a mix

194
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,800
Speaker 1: of both as well. I'll take it. I used to

195
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,640
Speaker 1: be a fatty, Now I'm not what I can get.

196
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,040
Speaker 1: Speaking of fear, we're talking about fear. I had a

197
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,640
Speaker 1: little bit of nervousness going into your conspiracy theory. I'll

198
00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:31,360
Speaker 1: be honest. Oh you have. You've presented one that arguably

199
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:35,560
Speaker 1: is one of our most challenging to enter into in

200
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:41,080
Speaker 1: today's era. In, but I'm very excited to introduce it

201
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,160
Speaker 1: because you were. You also were the fastest person of

202
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,640
Speaker 1: all time to respond to the question of what would

203
00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:51,559
Speaker 1: you like your conspiracy theory to be? No One, it's

204
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:56,319
Speaker 1: alwayst as if I'm always thinking about it. It felt

205
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,240
Speaker 1: like you had the email drafted already and we're just

206
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:03,079
Speaker 1: waiting for someone to ask what you're thinking about, Yasir,

207
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,560
Speaker 1: And you asked, and it's beautiful, you said, my mama

208
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:18,360
Speaker 1: told me Usha and Sierra used to be hermaphrodites. And boy,

209
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,800
Speaker 1: oh boy, did my jaw dropped. And before we go

210
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,120
Speaker 1: any further, because I want to hear all your thoughts

211
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,400
Speaker 1: before we go any further, I want to be clear

212
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,120
Speaker 1: for our listeners at home that that word is not

213
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:33,560
Speaker 1: a word that we use for people. It is an

214
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:39,400
Speaker 1: outdated word. The correct terminology is inter center sex. Yes exactly. However,

215
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,320
Speaker 1: at the time that we were growing up, that was

216
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,560
Speaker 1: the word that that conspiracy theory sort of came out of.

217
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,720
Speaker 1: I never heard the word intersex until like three years ago,

218
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,959
Speaker 1: and unfortunately, everybody was just running around calling Sierra and

219
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:58,120
Speaker 1: Usher hermaphrodites. So please, Yasner, tell me more about this

220
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,280
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. So so, and this is where we get

221
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,320
Speaker 1: into the like, this is where we get into the

222
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:09,160
Speaker 1: weeds of it a little bit, because so many conspiracy theories,

223
00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:13,400
Speaker 1: as someone who genuinely loves them, yeah, so many conspiracy

224
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:17,840
Speaker 1: theories usually have a thread of like, oh okay, Like

225
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,760
Speaker 1: it's not that you can follow it perfectly, but you

226
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,600
Speaker 1: can tug on it and get back to where you started, right.

227
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:35,440
Speaker 1: This one truly the only thing, the only thing I

228
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,200
Speaker 1: can think of, because I really spent a lot of time,

229
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,720
Speaker 1: and here's the thing I didn't. I wasn't as smart

230
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,280
Speaker 1: as to like go research it the only thing that

231
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:49,520
Speaker 1: they are. I wasn't reading your book, studying your science,

232
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,200
Speaker 1: because like, here's the thing. It's like it was I think, well,

233
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,880
Speaker 1: you know, and I hope this doesn't step on any

234
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,160
Speaker 1: other ones, but we're roughly the same age. I'm a

235
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,880
Speaker 1: few years older than you. But this conspiracy theory hit

236
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:06,120
Speaker 1: the ground running around the same time as Marilyn Manson

237
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:10,400
Speaker 1: had his ribs removed, so he, you know, give himself head.

238
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:16,000
Speaker 1: And then that little Kim backstage one night, you know,

239
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,800
Speaker 1: gave blowy Jay's to so many dudes. She had to

240
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:24,600
Speaker 1: get her stomach pump. So like, so it's like number

241
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,760
Speaker 1: one is like a sixth grader who has no concept

242
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:32,440
Speaker 1: of sex as is like you know, like I feel

243
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,040
Speaker 1: like sixth grade girls get it because they have to,

244
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,080
Speaker 1: Like we just live in a society sadly that like

245
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,800
Speaker 1: if they don't have the knowledge, dudes take advantage of them.

246
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,520
Speaker 1: And these usually older men blah blah blah. So like

247
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,200
Speaker 1: usually thank goodness, women have like a better a better

248
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,320
Speaker 1: grasp on these things sex until and I mean this

249
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,160
Speaker 1: from the bottom of my heart, I feel like no

250
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,240
Speaker 1: man knows anything about sex until he actually has it.

251
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,360
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't matter how many books you've read, it

252
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,960
Speaker 1: doesn't matter how many stories you've heard. It's once you're

253
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:07,360
Speaker 1: actually in the act, you're like, whoa there, we have

254
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:11,600
Speaker 1: no concept of like where things actually go or what

255
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,120
Speaker 1: it's supposed to feel like it's just all theoretical. And

256
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:18,800
Speaker 1: then you get inside of a person and you're like, okay, yeah,

257
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,920
Speaker 1: all right, let's take it easy. I think I get

258
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:27,160
Speaker 1: it now. Even then, and even then I would say,

259
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,160
Speaker 1: like I think at like time number ten, it's like

260
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,960
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I got it, Like well, that's why

261
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,200
Speaker 1: we're also trash at it in the beginning because we

262
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,880
Speaker 1: didn't know anything to start off with. And then that's

263
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,240
Speaker 1: tacked on top of the fact that we're not smart

264
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,840
Speaker 1: enough for intuitive enough to figure it out quickly, you

265
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,320
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like men are We're not sitting

266
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,120
Speaker 1: there studying and figuring it out. We're just like looking

267
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,120
Speaker 1: at it and being like, oh, that's different than I thought.

268
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,160
Speaker 1: And then we like, you know, run and go, come

269
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,160
Speaker 1: and try to figure it out again the next time.

270
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,080
Speaker 1: Oh god, um, so as you know, as you so

271
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,120
Speaker 1: eloquently stated, So it's like you don't know anything. So

272
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,080
Speaker 1: it's like not only that, not only do you not

273
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:14,800
Speaker 1: know anything about the act like being intersects. It's a

274
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:19,680
Speaker 1: very that's a very nuanced conversation, even for even for

275
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,640
Speaker 1: the most expert mind in terms of like what that

276
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,000
Speaker 1: means not just for the person, but for society at large,

277
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,480
Speaker 1: you know. And then like the Marilyn Manson thing, it's

278
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,760
Speaker 1: like you clearly don't know enough about anatomy to know

279
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,400
Speaker 1: that that's impossible. It's that didn't help that much. It didn't. Yeah,

280
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,400
Speaker 1: and then it's like pray, it's just like you didn't

281
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,160
Speaker 1: extend to your spine. You got rid of the other

282
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:45,200
Speaker 1: part that if you couldn't do sit ups before, you're

283
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,600
Speaker 1: not like doing them better because your ribs are smaller, Like,

284
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,120
Speaker 1: that's not the issue here, bro. So that would be

285
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,000
Speaker 1: funny if you just saw a dude with like a

286
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,480
Speaker 1: fourteen pack. It's like, oh, I got I got my

287
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,880
Speaker 1: ribs removed, our river removed, and now I'm super buffin

288
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:08,040
Speaker 1: stay wet, don't matter who's sucking it. I got my

289
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,919
Speaker 1: dick wet. It's so sad. So So anyways, as I

290
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,720
Speaker 1: was saying about tracing the threat, the only thing I

291
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:21,200
Speaker 1: can truly truly think of is that they are both

292
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:27,320
Speaker 1: phenomenal performers and dancers and are like for the sadly

293
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,120
Speaker 1: for the sierra of it all is that she, especially

294
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,679
Speaker 1: at the time, was so toned and so like, you know,

295
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,879
Speaker 1: like because there's the thing. It's like, Jenna Jackson was

296
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,720
Speaker 1: that toned, Angela Bassett was that toned, and like those

297
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,800
Speaker 1: conversations never came up. But I just think that they

298
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:44,160
Speaker 1: were already in like they were already in the world. Well,

299
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,280
Speaker 1: you know what, to your point, it wasn't just that

300
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,080
Speaker 1: she was toned. She also was like hanging out with

301
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,760
Speaker 1: bow Wow, So she was taller than that's right, and

302
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:57,359
Speaker 1: so it's like, oh, this big, strong, tall lady and

303
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,320
Speaker 1: she's not even that tall, but at the at the

304
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,440
Speaker 1: time it was five seven, she was like six eight

305
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,040
Speaker 1: and muscular, and so a bunch of high school kids

306
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:10,320
Speaker 1: were like, this bitch got a penis, which is like

307
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,239
Speaker 1: so so like because it actually it spotlighted on us

308
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,720
Speaker 1: shore and then went to see you. And it was

309
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,520
Speaker 1: just it was one of those things again that like

310
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,920
Speaker 1: the usher of it all never made sense other than

311
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,040
Speaker 1: I think my theory. You know, I went to very

312
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:30,280
Speaker 1: on to very hood schools till till high school, and

313
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,680
Speaker 1: uh so there's like all like middle school stuff, and

314
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,880
Speaker 1: it was truly it just felt like one dude hated

315
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:42,880
Speaker 1: that his girl like that, and he just told everyone

316
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:49,040
Speaker 1: that he was half girl, which is so crazy, but

317
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:55,760
Speaker 1: already gotta pussy on his hid, so fu him because

318
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,600
Speaker 1: that's also the other thing that like was so especially

319
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,960
Speaker 1: as you you know, get older and learn about people's bodies,

320
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,879
Speaker 1: but like the thing that they used to always throw

321
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,400
Speaker 1: around and be like, actually the clip is a penis.

322
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,160
Speaker 1: Actually what his penis was a click and Sierra's clip

323
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,240
Speaker 1: is a penis, and you're like, what is where to God,

324
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,200
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, that's true, and you're like it can't

325
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:21,159
Speaker 1: be okay, but at you know, at sixth grade. You know,

326
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,959
Speaker 1: in the sixth grade, you're like, oh my god, right,

327
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,320
Speaker 1: your whole world, your whole world is crumbling. And then

328
00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:31,440
Speaker 1: you're thinking about the one crew drawing that they show

329
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,240
Speaker 1: you in textbooks and you're like, well, it did kind

330
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,400
Speaker 1: of look like a tiny little dick and I don't

331
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,560
Speaker 1: know what to do, and you nailed it again. Because

332
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,280
Speaker 1: it's like this is also the rise of the Internet.

333
00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:45,760
Speaker 1: Like this is when like the Internet first hit schools,

334
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:50,720
Speaker 1: and like there was no way to block anything, right,

335
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,280
Speaker 1: Teachers had no idea what like a fire wall was

336
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,760
Speaker 1: like you could just you can do whatever you want.

337
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,840
Speaker 1: And also it's like so much of the internet truly

338
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:07,720
Speaker 1: owes what it is to pornography, Like yeah, pornography built

339
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,240
Speaker 1: the Internet, and so because of that, you could find

340
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,160
Speaker 1: all that stuff easier. Like I remember, truly the first

341
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:18,479
Speaker 1: two things I ever saw online were a porno site

342
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:25,560
Speaker 1: and then cartoon network dot com pictures of Dexter's from

343
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,160
Speaker 1: Dexter's Lab that you could print out and color yourself.

344
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,080
Speaker 1: Those are the first and then the third thing I

345
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:34,960
Speaker 1: did was print out Bone Thugs and Harmony lyrics. I

346
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:38,120
Speaker 1: put them in a binder. I love that, I do love.

347
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,359
Speaker 1: I hope it happened exactly in that order. That first

348
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 1: first you watched them porn. You came and then you

349
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,959
Speaker 1: came to your sense and you were like, you know

350
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,080
Speaker 1: what I that that was a line I need to color.

351
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,320
Speaker 1: I gotta color something. I love Dexter's Lab. I'm gonna color.

352
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,520
Speaker 1: I can't color without music. Who did I listen to?

353
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,160
Speaker 1: Of course Bone Thugs and harm And you sat there

354
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 1: and you colored Dexter and you listen to Bone Thugs

355
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:08,440
Speaker 1: and you you let your your come soak into your pants. Well,

356
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,480
Speaker 1: here's this is even sadder. Thing looked that point is

357
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 1: at the school library. It looked at moren then got

358
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,160
Speaker 1: scared and then downloaded the Dexter's Lab thing and then printed,

359
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 1: but then went home and then you know, thought about

360
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,640
Speaker 1: porn clearly, right, So the Dexter's Lab was more sort

361
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 1: of like to cover up your your tracks, right right?

362
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,439
Speaker 1: I just because I remember I didn't know what the

363
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 1: internet was, and I saw this commercial that was like

364
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 1: go to cartoon network dot com and download a picture

365
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 1: of Dexter, and I was like, what I gotta do that.

366
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 1: If the TV's telling me to do it, I'm taking Nexter.

367
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I do. I totally agree. I do

368
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 1: think that so much of this came out in an

369
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 1: era where there were no The Internet was sort of

370
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 1: like the wild West. It was like Deadwood almost, just

371
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 1: like a lawless town without any organization, and there was

372
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 1: nobody to fact check anything, Whereas now, if some sort

373
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,120
Speaker 1: of conspiracy like this were to come forward, it would

374
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 1: be immediately at least refuted, if not fully dismissed. There'd

375
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 1: be a hundred people being like, no, shut the funk up,

376
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 1: that's not true. Here's proof of that thing. But we

377
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: were kids and they were just like, you know what,

378
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 1: you gotta dick under there, and we're like, yeah, I

379
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 1: don't know. I actually didn't know, because truly, back in

380
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 1: the day, like someone telling you something was equal to books.

381
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 1: This presentation. I would like to cite Steve. Steve told

382
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: me that if you turn to Steve first eight, he

383
00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 1: mentioned you know what I'm saying, someone could just be

384
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,439
Speaker 1: like because I mean truly, like if you were in

385
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: a classroom and someone ran in and said, like someone

386
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 1: bombed the CNN center down down unless you like got

387
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 1: to the news immediately you just because also most people

388
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: back in the day didn't lie about stuff like that

389
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: for the most part, you know what I'm saying, people,

390
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: I mean, people clearly lied about like assurance, SIRA being intersecting, like,

391
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 1: but like mostly people, it's just like news was news. Yeah,

392
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: there wasn't as much of a trend of like doing

393
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: it for the trolling wasn't the same thing. You were

394
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,120
Speaker 1: actually actually crazy if you were doing something like that.

395
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: And now it's a little more of a gray area

396
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,199
Speaker 1: where it's like you either are crazy or you're the

397
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: funniest motherfucker I've ever met in my life. I don't

398
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 1: always know which one. Yeah, So like when someone told

399
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 1: you something, you were just like all right. I mean

400
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: because it's also if you think about it's probably low key.

401
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: How like every religion started, it was just something being

402
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: like this is what happened. You went all right, okay,

403
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: so follow you. Hey, y'all, Hey, Steve said some stuff,

404
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna follow him. I'll cite him occasionally if

405
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: that'll help the group. I didn't have to ask is

406
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: it a long line of Steve's or is it one

407
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: Steve who's been eternal. I like to think it's a

408
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: generational thing. Steve and then Steve the junior and Steve

409
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 1: the first and go down the line. All right, I

410
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, all right, We're gonna take a break

411
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: and then we'll be back more. Yes, more. My mama

412
00:24:40,400 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: told me we are back. Ye. Anyway, so we're back, baby.

413
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: We are back here with Mori Yaza Lesser and we

414
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: are still talking about the history of the sex of

415
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: both Usher and Sierra and where that all comes from.

416
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: This is the question I wanted to ask, did at

417
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: any point, Well, first of all, who specifically do you

418
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 1: remember telling you this? Or is there a person specifically?

419
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 1: Like a group of dudes, but I'll be gladly to

420
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: say all named names. So they also here's the thing,

421
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: and I this is like such a weird detail to remember.

422
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:38,199
Speaker 1: It was all the tallest dudes in my grade. So

423
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,239
Speaker 1: it was like it was all the dudes who were like,

424
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: you know, five, ten and sixth grade. One of them

425
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,959
Speaker 1: was named I swear to guy, his name was Britain,

426
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: but it was b R I T T O N

427
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: and like he only wore he was just like it

428
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 1: was crazy because he wasn't particularly good looking, but he

429
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: was just like so fresh, Like he was always like

430
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 1: I don't know if this made it to Chicago, but

431
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: just always like an Apollo and like some like Tommy

432
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: Hill figure like Carpenter Gene like some rebox. He was

433
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 1: just always losty like that. Then there was this other dude, Timmy,

434
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: who like less fresh wrong. They were like trying to

435
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: figure it out, but he was he was like six three,

436
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: Like they were trying to figure out how to have

437
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: him play for like the high school team in sixth grade,

438
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 1: likes like crazy. They were trying to do that that

439
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: thing that people do with like Dominican kids, right yeah, yeah,

440
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: truly him up instead of bump him down like he's yeah.

441
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: So it was it was Britain and Timmy and then

442
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: the last dude was Edward and Edward I remember, like

443
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: so Edwards was like so many weird. I'm gonna leave

444
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: out the dude the last dude names because I don't

445
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: want to put him on blast, like Edward's kind of

446
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: Edwards cousin. The cousin's dad broke out of prison while

447
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: you were all on school, Like we were at school

448
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: and like a news bulletin came up and they were

449
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: like so you know, like they like said a dude

450
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: and the kid who it was like started crying and

451
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: we were like, nigga, this is incredible, Like your dad

452
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: got out of jail. Congratulations. Yeah, he's like, no, I'm

453
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: the one that put him in. Oh God, to kill me.

454
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: Why are y'all cheering? Please stop this? Oh my god,

455
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: that would have been worth it. But so then the

456
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: last dude was Edward, and Edward was always wearing a

457
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: Reggie Miller Indiana Pacers jersey. Those were the dudes they like,

458
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 1: they're like Loki like mobbed on me, like just like

459
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: rolled up on me and was just you know, ushers

460
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: or her Ma Like I didn't I didn't know that.

461
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: But I mean, like, if you're telling me to tell

462
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: people like you guys seem like cool dudes, I repeat yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey,

463
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: look man, I got no call him about repeating something

464
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: that just heard from three people that barely talk to listen.

465
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: I've be't figured myself out enough to feel confident to

466
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: tell you know that's not true. So yeah, I'll go

467
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: tell more people and will create a violent and dangerous

468
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 1: atmosphere around this school and more so for people that

469
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: are struggling with their inter sexuality. So thank you, thank

470
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: you for choosing me to be your mouth. Oh and

471
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: then for high school, it was because that's when the

472
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: Sierra thing was happening. Thank or maybe right before, but

473
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: it had to have been mohomie Mark or mohomie Eugene

474
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: because they were because they were most likely was Eugene,

475
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: Like we all worked at McDonald's together, and uh, Eugene,

476
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: like Mark was from Detroit, so he and he had

477
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 1: like the older brother who rapped, and like we were

478
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: always just like trying to get Mark. He was like

479
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: varsity basketball freshman year high school. Like man, like Mark

480
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: is doing it, you know what I'm saying. But like

481
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: I was the weird kind of like art kid who

482
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: was trying to be funny, and then Eugene was just

483
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: like this spacey like weirdo. Anyway, so those are people

484
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: that told me about it. And like again, like I'll

485
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: say this, the Usher thing I fully believed. I just

486
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,479
Speaker 1: like fully believed it from the job. The Sierra thing, Right, Well,

487
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: that's fascinating. I'm gonna jump in here because that that

488
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: actually is really fascinating to me, because it wasn't one

489
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: that I think that I heard when I was growing up.

490
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, I had heard a lot of speculation about

491
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: his sexuality and Jim, but not a lot about like

492
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: the possibility of him having you know, multiple sex sex organs.

493
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: But I will say that it fits within a a

494
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: world of theories that you know what I mean, or

495
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: a type of theory that made perfect sense to me.

496
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: So it wasn't me reading that and going get the

497
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: funk out of here. It was more like I could

498
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: see that. I can see how we as kids would

499
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: have accused him of being intersex or whatever. We you know,

500
00:29:55,200 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: hurtful word we were back then. But even in you

501
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: know us your no, you got a cybees ding dong.

502
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: That's right. They fused together. Man, you don't want to

503
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: tell nobody because he's say it helps his dancing. That's

504
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: how he danced so good, because that's all that's part

505
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: of it, which is so crazy that they were always

506
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: but that's how he could do that so good. That's

507
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: just like I'm sorry him having both like anyway, sorry, no,

508
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: it helps him move his hips in a way that

509
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: a man never should be able to. So crazy, But

510
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: so with that most of the research that I attempted

511
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: to dig up about this, there's not a lot about Usher.

512
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: It just there isn't a lot, Whereas with Sierra, there's

513
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: a ship toun of her literally having to go on interviews,

514
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: multiple interviews, and deny the possibility that she's intersect And

515
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: the worst part about it is, and I didn't realize

516
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: this until I'm like digging all this stuff up, she

517
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: was fucking seventeen. She was a child. This was a

518
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: child being like ha ha ha, nah No, I'm not

519
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: a boy and a girl mixed together, like y'all say

520
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: over and over again. Anyway, here's my song good. He's

521
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: about having sex with an adult man that was written

522
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: by by an adult man, Jazzy. But here's what I'll

523
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: say that I feel like, not to say that it's proven,

524
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: but I feel like the part that we can take

525
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: from this is that this is all the Usher thing

526
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: is so infancy Internet that and then remember I was like,

527
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: I think it was just the spotlight was taken from

528
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: Usher then flashed on us. I think that I think

529
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: that that's the through lines you can follow, is that like,

530
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: as that rumor went on, they just attached it to

531
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: whoever they could, and she just happened because I was like,

532
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: what two thousand to two thousand, two thousand four is

533
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: when she came out, And I think it was pretty

534
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: immediate that people like this is not a traditional quote

535
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: unquote traditional woman, whatever that means. I will say that

536
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: even because I don't know enough, and because I felt

537
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,479
Speaker 1: like this is important, especially in terms of this subject,

538
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: I wanted to dig up exactly why hermaphrodite is a

539
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: problematic word, right, And so what I uncovered is that

540
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: basically hermaphrodite is not actually a thing that happens in

541
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: a human person. That here, hermaphrodite refers to a organism

542
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: that's able to hold both genitals or like a male

543
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: and female sex organ at the exact same time equally,

544
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: which doesn't actually happen in humanity, right. Intersex people actually

545
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: is more complicated than that, Like you said before, it

546
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: like ranges from anything from like a person who has

547
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: just like undefined genitals, a micro penis and enlarged clitterists.

548
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: Labial fusion is one of the things undescended testicles or

549
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: a labial mass which they you know, if they dug

550
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: under their I guess they could find testicles underneath. So

551
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: it's a bunch of ship that sounds like me, I

552
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: personally connect with the labial man. Keep digging, keep digging,

553
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna find what you're looking for. So it's like

554
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: all these why so that even the implication that like,

555
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: these two people are sort of this same thing is

556
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: like a super ignorant thing because they could be a

557
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: million different kinds of intersex. But it's also like, and

558
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: you know, there's two things that play. A it's a

559
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: child learning the concept of what hermaphrodite is in terms

560
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: of whatever attribute that is to to an animal or organism, right,

561
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,959
Speaker 1: learning that and then being reducing it to like, oh,

562
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: that would be like if a dude had a dang

563
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: dong and had a little and had a vagina, that

564
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: would be And you're like, that's it could not be

565
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: more wrong, Like that's what it is, right, teacher, I

566
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 1: hear you, But I'm also I'm hearing what I'm saying,

567
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: and what I'm saying sound more like what I like

568
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: to say, so I'm gonna go with it. So it's

569
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: like you have that already at play, and then the

570
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: concept that like and I'm not saying this would be

571
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: funny that let's say the I don't know what the

572
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 1: most common form of inter sexuality is, right, but let's

573
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: just say we just take the most populous form of

574
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: intersexuality is right, that two of them would make it

575
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: as R and B stars dog, it's like such a

576
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: crazy saying. So that's the other thing that Iron covered

577
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: is that that intersex people only represent one point seven

578
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: per cent of the population. So the fact that it's

579
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: already impossible to make it to that little celebrity, but

580
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: two of them would, under the dark the cloak of

581
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: night make it to that level. And you a nigga

582
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 1: who's on the internet coloring Dexter's lab pictures uncovers this

583
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: truth about her is insane. It's white. Yeah, it's uh,

584
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: but it makes me lacking. I'm just like, oh, just like,

585
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if it was, if it's twenty and

586
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: two thousand, two nine six. It's just like niggas have

587
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 1: just been bored forever. We just needed something to talk about, anything,

588
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 1: to talk about, anything other than learning that that little

589
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 1: girl's got broad shoulders. Let's say that she's, uh, she's

590
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: a man. Now. It's like now she's probably just growing

591
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: into her body and also very talented at the exact

592
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: same time, but also like and here's what I'm saying,

593
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: like again, not to speak on I don't want to

594
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: speak on traditional gender norms, but in the realm that

595
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: we are existing right in a business to music business

596
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: that relies on gender norms at the time, at the

597
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: very least at the time, Sierra is just because she

598
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 1: has nice shoulders. She's one of the most hyper feminine

599
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: people who's ever list sure, like outside of like wearing

600
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: a white blazer, it's like a very dude, he's a

601
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: buff man. Yeah, It's like so crazy that we've picked

602
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: truly like the the ends of the spectrum for a

603
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 1: hyper femininity and masculinity, and we're like, both of them

604
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: have both parts. Next questions. If anything, if we needed

605
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: a starting point at our most ignorant level, we could

606
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: have said RuPaul, who already was playing the line. But

607
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 1: instead we were like, who's that motherfucker that that looks

608
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: like a man and talks like a man and dances

609
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: like a man. That's a lady. It's like, do you

610
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: do why I think I said he's part lady? Next question? Okay,

611
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: but stop prowling at me when said it. She part man,

612
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: you heard what I said, put the record all told

613
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: me when she talked about Roland Nigga's left, you know,

614
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: sound part nig and the way she's saying that. So

615
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: one of the things that I think is hugely fascinating

616
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: from this whole thing. And like I said, Sierra, So

617
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 1: with part of the Sierra argument was that number one

618
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: that the claim and maybe you heard this, was that

619
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: not only was she intersex, but that she had announced

620
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: it on the Oprah Winfrey Show. That there was like

621
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: this hidden episode where like Sierra had come out and

622
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: like said like, hey, Oprah, I am in a an

623
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: intersex person and this is my truth. The episode does

624
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: not exist, but everyone claimed to have seen this episode,

625
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: and everything that I uncovered was like a bunch of

626
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: people being like, yeah, my cousin said he saw the episode.

627
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: It was wild, it was crazy. It's like, get the

628
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: funk out of here. Because that's also a holdover from

629
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: pre internet, is that it was because that's also the

630
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: Tommy hill Figure thing. Remember that exactly what I thought about. Yes,

631
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: they were like and then Tommy hill Man, Tommy hill

632
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: Figure went on the Open with Your show. He said

633
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: he was niggas never wear his clothes. Everyone. He said,

634
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 1: if he's a nigger and his James Hill shoot him

635
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: in the street. It's like, Tommy Hilliger never said that.

636
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: But you're also like the dude who's first and only

637
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 1: model for a very long time was Aliyah Aliah is

638
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: literally responsible for the successful Tommy Hill figure. But like,

639
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: it's just so weird that we can say back in

640
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: the day, you could say anything and be like, what happened, Like, oh,

641
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: it is on Oprah, And maybe that's why she's an

642
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: op Yes, Oprah let a bunch of I love this,

643
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: Oprah let a bunch of bullshit ride because she wanted

644
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: more ratings and more attention, and she was willing to

645
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: let the black community tank itself for the sake of

646
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: entertaining white people and letting her fake stories sort of

647
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: circulate to make herself more popular in the white community.

648
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: It's yeah, now that we're on this, I'm like, oh,

649
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: that's exactly what happened. Oprah probably started all this ship. Yeah,

650
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: every hey tell him Tommy Hill was just on the show,

651
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: and that's the era that she got a ding dong

652
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: hiding in the past. Make sure you mentioned the Oprah

653
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: Winfrey Show every Tuesday at eight m. Because it's also

654
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: like I'll say this, like Oprah had wild moments right,

655
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: like she had the clan on and like you know

656
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: there was ship just to that bigger moments, but it

657
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: wasn't Jerry Springer or Jenny Jones. Like the chances that

658
00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: two major things happening on her show and no one song,

659
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: it wasn't at least news. That's the thing that we

660
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: just we just forgo or four went to the news. Yeah,

661
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: you know that was just like well, you know, he

662
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: said that he's knows someone who saw it, and it's

663
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: just like like we all wouldn't. Everything else made it

664
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: to us, right like any other Like the Mark Ferman

665
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: tapes made it to us, like so many things, so

666
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: many things that that was a home video shot in

667
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: the dark in nineteen what whatever it was. There's a

668
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: reason that all these things make it to us, and

669
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: it's because they existed, not because like there's some secret

670
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: conspiracy not to show us the Lost Sierra tapes. God,

671
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I wish I was better at deep fakes,

672
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: because it would be funny to just do deep fakes

673
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: of Tommy Hill figure on Oprah and Sierra on Oprah

674
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: making their little announcements. I found them. I found that.

675
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: Everybody said they weren't real, but I found the tape

676
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: that's so funny, so okay with the Usher one one

677
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: of the more fascinating parts of that, because like I said,

678
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: I wasn't finding a lot of information about any accusations

679
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: about him being intersex, and even accusations feels like a

680
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 1: weird turn in this case, because it's, yeah, sure you're

681
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: a smarter man than I am, the right words, but

682
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: so it all, as far as I could tell, and

683
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: this was my own digging. As far as I can tell,

684
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: most of the accusation or sort of like criminalization of

685
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: Usher came out of exactly what you said, which is,

686
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: this is a dude who sexier than me, and I

687
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: don't like how that feels, so I'm going to undermine it.

688
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: And then in two thousand and ten, he does that

689
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: song with Nicki Minaj a Little Freak. I'm sure you

690
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: know the lyrics. Of course, to back uh, he talks

691
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: about being bisexual. It certainly like hanging out with bisexual

692
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: people and like group sex and that whole thing. And

693
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: in an interview afterwards with MTV. They asked him, like

694
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: a Usher, are you into group sex now? And he's

695
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: like His response was basically like, you know, I get

696
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: into it from time to time. I like hanging out

697
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: with bisexual people. And that's when the Internet is like, Oh,

698
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 1: this motherfucker up to something he ain't. Oh he he

699
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: on some dirty, nasty, filthy ship, which I think then

700
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: spawns because of our homophobia and transphobia and all the phobias.

701
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 1: It moves into Oh he's got multiple like sex organs

702
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: and his body kind of thing. It's crazy, I mean.

703
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: And here's what I'll say. Granted the news didn't hit until, like,

704
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: you know, four years ago or something, but if we

705
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: had known Usher was getting all them poor ladies sick

706
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: back the day, there's no way we would have assumed

707
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: he was intersex. Like he's just not. He's just given.

708
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: He's given every woman he needs herpes what you What

709
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: we would have accused him of was being a bad guy,

710
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: and then that would have been the excuse for why

711
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: our girls shouldn't have sex with him. It's like, not,

712
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 1: you don't want to fun Usher, he's a bad person.

713
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: You want to, You want to your skin to turn green,

714
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: he's got diseases. Girl, girl, stick with me. I can't

715
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 1: move walk sideways, but I'm pretty good. Look, I can't

716
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: move walk sideways, but I promise you'll get home safe

717
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: and healthy. You won't cough tomorrow. So I'm glad you

718
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 1: brought that up because in two thousand seventeen, just for

719
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: anybody who doesn't know, Usher got sued for twenty million

720
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: dollars because a woman and then three people after that

721
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: accused him of giving them herpies without notifying them ahead

722
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: of time, that he knowingly gave them herpes and didn't

723
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: tell them, which is a crime. Which they never proved

724
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: that he had herpies or that they had herpies. In fact,

725
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: I think that one of the women they proved she

726
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: did not in fact have her pies, but was just

727
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: saying it and letting it ride. But I didn't realize this,

728
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: and this is a very fascinating element of it, is

729
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: that one of the accusers of the four was a man.

730
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: Had no idea. Really, yeah, there was a dude in

731
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: that group, and he never revealed his name or his identity.

732
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: He went by John Doe, as they do in you know,

733
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: court cases where you don't want to keep your identity secret.

734
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: And so I think that that just added to like

735
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: sort of this weird dance of like what the funk

736
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: is going on with Usher? And so there's all these

737
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: different historical moments that people refer to when they talk

738
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,439
Speaker 1: about Usher sexuality. For example, his ex wife to make

739
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: a Foster in two eleven tweeted after their breakup that

740
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: gay men, quote unquote gay men who look and act

741
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: straight should identify themselves with bright wrist bands, which who boy,

742
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: I hate when I hear an idea that I had.

743
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: She was like, clearly, you're tripping. This is wild. That

744
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 1: is so fun. It's just like also like you know,

745
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: the Holocaust to happen. Yeah, that like we just as

746
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: a species, we shouldn't do things to identify different Just

747
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: leave it alone. You just gonna have to guess. And

748
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: you know, there was a small part of her that

749
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: was like, well, I'm not putting patches on their shoulder,

750
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm just wristbands tattooing them. I just want a wristband

751
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: so that they don't trick me. But that's why I

752
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: don't like the logic of it, because it's like, you know,

753
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: the easiest thing to get offs a wristband, like you

754
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: just cut them off like the gay Like these secret

755
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: gay agents aren't just able to take the wristband off

756
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: in the morning after a nice shower, Like what are

757
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: you talking about to make a well Also just like

758
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: it's just like I don't I don't want the world

759
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 1: to know I'm gay or bisexual, but I gotta put

760
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: all my wristband. You know. That's what Tomka says. You know,

761
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: Tamka Foster Usher's ex wife. So but see, that was

762
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: another thing that I remember pointed to about the conspiracy

763
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: of us was just not even the intersex thing, but

764
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 1: of his sexuality. It's because Tamika was older than him

765
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: by like ten years or something, and people are like,

766
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: no man loves a woman years older than him unless

767
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: he gay. You're like, are you sure? Like every time

768
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 1: everybody like someone older than him he gave something wrong

769
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 1: with his brain would be like a woman that old,

770
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: look at it, what is she in our mid to

771
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: late thirties, She's done. It's so sad, okay, So that

772
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: that happens. Then in two thousand thirteen, I believe it is.

773
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 1: Did he does an interview where it's one of Diddy's parties,

774
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: and this is one of those where he starts videotaping

775
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: the parties and he has Kevin Hart hosting this party

776
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: and he's interviewing with Kevin Harden. Usher walks into the

777
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: building and he's so happy to see Usher, and he

778
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 1: starts talking to Kevin on the microphone with Usher and

779
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: he says out loud in the interview, he says, I

780
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 1: love this this dude, he's my bro. We used to

781
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: wake up together, I mean damn. Pause. And then everybody

782
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: just started laughing because Diddy had implied that him and

783
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: Usher used to sleep in a bed together as partners.

784
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: That one's that's hard. That's a stretch for me a

785
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: little bit. It's it's not evidence of anything, right, because

786
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: I would just assume it was just like even my

787
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: head went to, oh yeah, like a hard night of

788
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: party and you wake up and it's just like, oh,

789
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: there's Diddy over there. Like I didn't. It's like he

790
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: was like and then I woke up to the soft,

791
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: the soft woreth of his breath on my neck I mean,

792
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: damn pause. And then Usher he used to kiss me

793
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: real slow, and he would say good morning, Papa, and

794
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: I would say hey, uh oh, damn, you caught me,

795
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: Kevin Harsh just like, okay, naive, where are you all right?

796
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: Get over here, I'm a tweet about this and get

797
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 1: in trouble to how about how about a smash the

798
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: dollhouse over both y'alls? Hey, okay? And then the last one.

799
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: And this is this is one of my favorites. Is

800
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: that in they as Jenny McCarthy, of all people in

801
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: an interview, why are they interviewing Jenny McCarthy. I have

802
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: no idea. Why are they asking her questions about Usher?

803
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: Even less clear, but in an interview with Jenny McCarthy,

804
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: she was asked if she thinks Usher is attractive to

805
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: what she responded by saying, is he for sure? Straight?

806
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 1: Is he by? I think he's hot? I would definitely

807
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: be interested. I would have that unsure flag of which

808
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: team he plays for. For real, guys that are really

809
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: well kept like that and aren't really with that man

810
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: need chicks. I tend to have a question mark because

811
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: I remember and I don't. I don't know about you,

812
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: but I remember because I moved to l A in

813
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: two thousand five, and that was like I was from

814
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: Georgia whatever, But that was like the I feel like

815
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: peak Zenith like quote unquote metro sexual movement, right, and

816
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: the whole idea when you really, you know, reduce it

817
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: to its core, was that like if you're a man

818
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: and you shower, have a T shirt that ain't wrinkly,

819
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: you half I'm sorry, what like if you got a

820
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: haircut and the best we could have half you want

821
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: of these half gay niggers running around got secrets? Motherfucker?

822
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: Like like so because like that's like her saying that,

823
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,280
Speaker 1: And it's like, first of all, when we talk about

824
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 1: problem with white women, it's like the woman who lied

825
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 1: on Emmett Till and then Jenny McCarthy. She's like, it's right,

826
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: they're the same to yeah, she I mean you fucking

827
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: she did the vaccine. She's like one of the source

828
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: materials all her. And the thing is that, like it

829
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: was bad information and bad science coming from a blonde hair,

830
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: blue eyed, white lady with big breast like who's already

831
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: had some semblance of fame and who had a child

832
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 1: that's afflicted not from the thing that she's saying, but

833
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: because she can point to that every white person believed her,

834
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: She's she is lit to your point, She is literally

835
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: the most dangerous weapon that the white community could pull

836
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:50,439
Speaker 1: out in those circumstances. She is both victim and big,

837
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: tittied and blonde. She can go crazy with whatever she

838
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: wants to say, and she did. And so like the

839
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: idea that like some one who is so not just

840
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 1: on the wrong side of history, but just like actually

841
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 1: in their soul and then their atoms is incorrect, Like

842
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: she's not. She's not built the way a human is built,

843
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: in the sense that like, I feel like her molecular

844
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: polarity spends opposite of us, you know what I'm saying,

845
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: Like it's just like you're so wrong on everything. And

846
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: so it's like the fact that she went on TV

847
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: again using the weapon of blue eyes and breasts and

848
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: blonde hair to be like, oh he must be. Then

849
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: of course everyone's gonna now is going to question it,

850
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: and she made it popular in a way that it

851
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: should and ending it with he's too well kept, that's crazy.

852
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, well I think we agree Jenny McCartney is

853
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: uh spawn of Satan, And yes, yes we do. We're

854
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,399
Speaker 1: gonna take another break and then we'll be back with more.

855
00:51:50,400 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 1: And my mama told me we are back yeah, ah,

856
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: we are back here. Oh that is I mean, sincerely,

857
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: in in the grand scheme of heartbreaking things to have

858
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: ever happened, I don't think there's ever a point where

859
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: I got to enjoy it the way other people did.

860
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 1: Like I was just like, oh, I was just like,

861
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: oh no, this young king has to do this, you

862
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: know what. And I feel bad about it now, but

863
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 1: I legitimately thought it was the funniest thing I had

864
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. And then other people had

865
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, you know that's not good, right,

866
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: you know, like he's he's really gonna struggle for the

867
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: rest of his life because of what he just announced

868
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: him from of five thousand people at a church. I

869
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 1: was like, Nope, this Nigga's hilarious. Here's what I'll say,

870
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: because to pretend that I didn't laugh, Like I was

871
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: pretty on board with, like, yo, like this is heartbreaking

872
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: until he went women women, women, and I was just like,

873
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: you didn't have to do that. Bar Well, he's a showman,

874
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: show so good. I still check in on him on Instagram. Yeah,

875
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: he just got in that fight with the lady at

876
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: the Black Lives Matter around He's still working. Yeah, I

877
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: will say I appreciate him in the sense that he's

878
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: just like he's not like what's her name, bad baby

879
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: or whatever, or it's just like you try to like

880
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: make a whole new career or whatever. Do like but

881
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: I do like that. He's like, y'all not gonna forget

882
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: about me, right, you know. He's like, I'm just gonna

883
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: keep being myself. But now I get what myself is,

884
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: Whereas I totally agree. I the bad babies of the

885
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 1: world are like a gross human being who then tried

886
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: to did a bad thing and then tried to manipulate

887
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: that bad thing into a completely different career that you

888
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 1: didn't deserve and should not have. She's just like, no,

889
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep yelling at people and it'll be under

890
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: different contexts and perhaps you'll like that. Good for him.

891
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm proud of him. Okay, now we're gonna play a

892
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 1: fun game. This is a fun game. It's a brand

893
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: new game, and I'm very excited to debut with you.

894
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: This game I have coined and it's a game that

895
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: I've come up with and I'm very excited to introduced.

896
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: It's called Langston's sister Jia, who's ten years old, describes

897
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 1: new conspiracy theory she uncovers on tiktoki. Yeah, so this

898
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: is how it works. I'm gonna play you some audio

899
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: clips of my sister explaining a conspiracy theory to me,

900
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: and I just like for us to unpack exactly what

901
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: she's talking about, what is she what she's stressing about,

902
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: And keep in mind she is genuinely afraid of what's

903
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: happening in these clips. She is not at all doing

904
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: this for a prank or for some silliness. She is

905
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: ten and she means it. Okay, here we go. Okay.

906
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 1: So by thing about Chuck E Cheese is that I

907
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: don't trust nobody more. I've heard too many stories about them.

908
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:26,280
Speaker 1: They're basically as saying that as a strike of midnight,

909
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: the robots get off there stands and start walking around

910
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: seeking for children to eat or to just torture them.

911
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, there your thoughts on the U. So

912
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 1: I just have to be clear she's afraid that the

913
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 1: plot of Toy Story and Mannequin U exists only at

914
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: Chucky Cheese. Cheese is empty, strike closed, and so they

915
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,760
Speaker 1: just go around me like, oh, if there's a spare

916
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: kid in here, we're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna wait.

917
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: It was either eat or torture or torture. It depends

918
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: on the kid in the day, I guess, uh, and

919
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 1: which mannequin I guess catches them or whatever. I don't know,

920
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 1: but yes, at the strike of midnight they come alive

921
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: and they eat and or torture kids. Also, like, does

922
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: she know that they've they've gone under chuck E Cheese? Yeah, no,

923
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: she has no idea. She thinks that Chucky Cheese is

924
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: the most thriving business of all time. As far as

925
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 1: she's it's her favorite place. So she's like, nah, Chucky

926
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,479
Speaker 1: Cheese is dope, and I hate to find out. It's

927
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: as if your favorite person got canceled for do you

928
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like it's your hero going down.

929
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 1: And she's like, funk, I love Chucky Cheese. But I'm

930
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:51,240
Speaker 1: hearing about these robots eating and kidnapping children. But again,

931
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: like this is it's like the wayfaier thing that I

932
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: want to like, as wanna hold your sister and be like,

933
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be you that figured this out. You're

934
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: not the one. And I will say that she's she's

935
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: smart enough to know that she's not figuring out she

936
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: but she doesn't know who to trust on the internet,

937
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 1: so she, like us when we were kids, is just

938
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 1: subscribing to these people who then tell her something wild.

939
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: And she's like, hey, y'all, I got some bad news.

940
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm hearing from JELSEI thirty three that that they're kidnapping

941
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: kids at Chuck E Cheese. I'm hearing from Chuck E

942
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: Cheese hater that some wild things are happening at Chuck

943
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: E Cheese. Why would he say, okay, just the last

944
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: thing real quick. It's just like the idea that people

945
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: still go yes like that. She's like, oh, I got

946
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: you know, like I can't go. Other people go. But

947
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: because you're done't think that stroke of midnight thing you

948
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 1: gonna catch not today fail. Okay, I'm gonna play you

949
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 1: some more, because she goes on to describe exactly because

950
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: I was very curious, how is it that these people

951
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 1: are are these Chucky Cheese robots are coming to life?

952
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: And she explains that as well. They just found a

953
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: man that was downstairs doing like spells and voodo on

954
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: the robots for them to kidnap children. He was using

955
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:28,480
Speaker 1: a Luigi board plus he had like this circle and

956
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: he was sit in the middle with candles, and it

957
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: was very dark and spooky down there, and he would

958
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: just sit in the middle and start doing his things. Ah,

959
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: here's the thing. If you were going to bring robots

960
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,479
Speaker 1: to life, that is how you do ye. So she's

961
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 1: not it seems as if this isn't a dig. It

962
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 1: seems as if whoever told her the story, wherever she

963
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: had it from, they didn't have the vocabulary for pentagram.

964
00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:01,440
Speaker 1: Yet clearly that's what she's describing. They didn't know, they

965
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: didn't know like the actual terms of witchcraft, so they

966
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: were she was just like, yeah, they got a wegi

967
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: board and some candles and a circle and a circle.

968
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: So it's also like the other thing you want to

969
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: say is that like usually for like the demons and

970
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: like the Satanic you know, conjurors, it's like they're pretty efficient,

971
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: Like they're not bringing Augi board and the pensigram like

972
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: you know, it's like they it's usually one thing, like

973
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,439
Speaker 1: they either got like a pencilgram with like a book

974
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 1: of spells, or they got like Augi board with like

975
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: a book of spells. But like then maybe like you know,

976
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: like a lock of hair or whatever. But like we

977
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: just need her to know that's like overkill, like if

978
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: you got to bring thick, your thick, your your method

979
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: to whatever madness you're trying to create. Because the other

980
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 1: question is is are they putting souls into the into

981
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: the robots? Is that what she thinks is happening. Is

982
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: that how they're transferring souls from hell or they're just

983
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: bringing them to life and they're just bloodthirsty. Yeah. I

984
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 1: just think that she thinks there just they become become alive.

985
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 1: I don't think that the concept of like the transference

986
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: of a soul is even that's a little too sophisticated

987
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 1: for so for her, it's just like they are not alive,

988
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: and then a man in a basement makes them alive,

989
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: and then they seek out children to eat and or torture.

990
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: Got you all right? Cool? All right? I'm gonna play

991
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: you the last clip, and this one, I think is

992
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: when she explains the Chucky Cheese employees handle what's happening

993
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 1: with these kidnappings and these robots. Oh wait, so the

994
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 1: way the Chucky Cheese people are aware of it, just

995
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 1: real quick they are. In fact, she'll she'll explain it

996
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 1: all okay, perfect, Well really, there was another person who

997
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: found an article about how it said that the workers

998
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: when it turns midnight, they have to go put it

999
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: on like a little cute, chucky cheese outfit, because if

1000
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 1: one of the robots sees you working there and it's midnight,

1001
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: they're basically come and hurt you or murder you. But

1002
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: if you wear the costume, they'll think you're one of them,

1003
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 1: so they won't attack you. And what they're attacking you

1004
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: for is they think you're like a robber or someone

1005
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: that's trying to mess with the play store. And when

1006
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: you walk up towards one of them, they always look

1007
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: down at you because there's a hidden camera, I guess

1008
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: in one of their bodies, so they can scan you

1009
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 1: whatever to make sure you're not guilty of anything. Does

1010
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: that make sure you're not guilty of anything? I? First

1011
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: of all, this is she is adorable in a way

1012
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: that like that is so cute, and it's like I

1013
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: just haven't heard a child talk earnestly in such a

1014
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 1: long time, Like it's so sweet to hear even though

1015
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, oh it's haunting. I'm not able

1016
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: to get her to stop believing me. But yeah, it's

1017
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: real cute that she thinks it's real. But okay, because

1018
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: I also the other thing to ask her is, at

1019
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: this point, everyone knows at midnight the robots come back.

1020
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 1: Everyone knows there there apparently have been articles written and

1021
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: it's not in these clips. But she also explains that

1022
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: the part of how they uncovered it was they found

1023
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 1: fingerprints of children on the windows leading towards the basement,

1024
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 1: unrelated to the fingerprints they might find of children any

1025
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 1: other time it checked on a slide at a booth.

1026
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: These were apparently clearly kidnapped fingerprints. That's opposed to other thing.

1027
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: So there's also windows in the basement. I guess, so

1028
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: I don't. Hey, I'm just a reporter here, okay, Yeah,

1029
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 1: I mean, thank you number one for bringing us to

1030
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 1: light in a way that I never would have guessed.

1031
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 1: Because the thing that's funny to me is that now

1032
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 1: the robots are sophisticated enough to like have cameras that

1033
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: full body scans to know if you are like one

1034
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 1: of them or not. But also if you just dress

1035
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: like them. The technology it can't penetrate the costume. They

1036
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: just can't tell the difference between but last thing, they

1037
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: they eat and torture children, but they also defend the

1038
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: place from robbers. Right, y'all got a weird moral code

1039
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: here and chuck e cheese. You're like, wow, it really

1040
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 1: is all shades of gray. Like, listen, we'll kill a child,

1041
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 1: but we will not let you steal our pizza recipe.

1042
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 1: That is, unto my friends, is why we will defend.

1043
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, that's so funny, And this is apparently

1044
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 1: circulating all over TikTok and uh specifically for you know,

1045
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 1: in the network of kids who otherwise should just be

1046
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 1: watching dances and weird things. Yeah, which is the scariest part.

1047
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, you think that your little sister

1048
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 1: is on the internet watching people learn to like do

1049
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: the Savage dance, and secretly she's learning about murders and mayhem.

1050
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 1: But what I will say for right now, luckily, is

1051
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: that it's attributed to a business, which is hard. But

1052
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: for the most part, most part, it is just a

1053
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 1: ghost story. Like it ain't pizza gate, you know what

1054
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, well, that makes a different kind of

1055
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 1: pizza gate. But well that that is the that is

1056
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: a slightly endearing part is that essentially what she is

1057
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 1: doing is pizza Gate, but for kids. And so the

1058
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 1: daring part of it is that like, oh, this is

1059
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 1: an attached to a real person who then becomes criminalized

1060
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,479
Speaker 1: and now we have to spend the next twenty years

1061
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: trying to unpack for other real people. It's like, Okay,

1062
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 1: it's like this fictional character that she thinks comes to life.

1063
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: That's harmless in the grand scheme of conspiracy theories. Yeah, yeah, um,

1064
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 1: but I I just because to me, like I think

1065
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 1: that like so much of growing up weirdly is that,

1066
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like so it's like again,

1067
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: it's like the Usher Sierra thing. It's like you know

1068
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 1: how they say, like babies see more. They see more

1069
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 1: things because they don't have language to dictate the things

1070
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: that they see, and they don't see Wow, I hadn't

1071
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 1: heard that. You haven't. Yeah, it's like a really interesting thing.

1072
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 1: So I'll do a quick example, real quick. But they

1073
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 1: have this thing called the green dot test, right, and

1074
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 1: so they take a village, you know, let's say in Brazil, right,

1075
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 1: I forget where it is exactly. They have like over

1076
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: forty words for the word green because that's how nuance

1077
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: they see. So they give them a chart with nine

1078
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 1: green dots and one is off by like point zero

1079
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,560
Speaker 1: one of a hue, right, and say which one is different,

1080
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 1: and they can point to the one that's different every time.

1081
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,640
Speaker 1: But this same the same village or a group of

1082
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 1: people don't have a word for the color blue. So

1083
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: when you hand them the chart with the same chart

1084
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: but one of the dots is blue and ask them

1085
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 1: which one is different, they physically can't see it. Their

1086
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 1: brain can't register it because they don't have the language

1087
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 1: for it. So if you do it to someone like us,

1088
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: who has the word blue, but we don't have the

1089
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:40,200
Speaker 1: nuance of the color green, we we fail the same test,

1090
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: but in opposite So that's why they say like babies

1091
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. So I want to say all

1092
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,480
Speaker 1: that that it's like to the usher thing, the Sierra thing,

1093
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 1: even to the like the thing with your sister, it's

1094
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:54,919
Speaker 1: like we're all weirdly trying to define a world through

1095
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: the prism of like a very limited language. Right, So

1096
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 1: because like, well she's actually talking about it's just like

1097
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:06,560
Speaker 1: the greater fears of like probably technology of like an

1098
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 1: unknown world, and like what does that mean, what is

1099
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 1: what you know? Like, what is the idea of murder

1100
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 1: and torture? All these words that she hears, but she

1101
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily understand the concept of them. Man. And it's

1102
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 1: the same thing with like the Usher thing and the

1103
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 1: Sierra thing is like not understanding that like sexuality, gender,

1104
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 1: all that stuff is fluid and isn't binary, and like

1105
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: you know, flows in very different ways, and because you

1106
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: don't have the way to define them that you kind

1107
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: of just like start inventing things. Yeah, to your point,

1108
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: I think it's just us trying to bring everything closer

1109
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: to ourselves, and we do it in sort of like difficult,

1110
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:46,200
Speaker 1: ignorant ways sometimes, but it's not always malicious. It's just like,

1111
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:49,560
Speaker 1: this is the only way I can begin to understand

1112
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 1: the world or the feelings I'm having is to express fear,

1113
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 1: and I don't know how to articulate what the real

1114
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,919
Speaker 1: fear is. So there's motherfucker's in chucky cheese basement trying

1115
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 1: to kill I'll start there and then you know, the

1116
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 1: out to be clear, the usher here, I think like

1117
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:12,960
Speaker 1: that we can't. We can't. We're not copying that one

1118
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 1: to like childhood ignorance, like there was Brittain and Edward

1119
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 1: and Tim. Timmy hates you usuer. He thinks you're you're

1120
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:24,719
Speaker 1: you got a vagina on your hip and he hates

1121
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,760
Speaker 1: you and he'll never forgive you for what you did.

1122
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:30,519
Speaker 1: That's where and that's where he keeping CDs and that's

1123
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 1: how he was handing him out. He would he had

1124
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,040
Speaker 1: a little vagina on his hip and then he would

1125
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 1: keep the CDs in there on the tapes, and he

1126
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: pulled him out. And that's how l A that's how

1127
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 1: l A read got his damn. You know it's true

1128
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 1: because all his c d s, if he ever gave

1129
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 1: you one, they were a little wet. There was just

1130
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,479
Speaker 1: a little bit wet, and you know because it was

1131
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:51,640
Speaker 1: in that pussy pocket on his hip. All right, all right,

1132
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 1: we've crossed the threshold. We did it. I think we

1133
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 1: This was so much fun, dude, Thank you so much. Hey,

1134
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: can you can you all the people where they can

1135
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,720
Speaker 1: find you? And what you got going on? Oh? Yeah,

1136
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,640
Speaker 1: I got I got nothing going on. But you can

1137
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 1: go to Instagram. You go to Instagram, Uh search my name,

1138
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: yes or Lester y A S s I R l

1139
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 1: E s t E R and do the same thing

1140
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 1: on Twitter, I would do the handles, but just look

1141
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 1: for my name and one of I'm one of my

1142
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 1: favorite people to follow on any platform faces you're one

1143
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,120
Speaker 1: of my favorites to follow. You really make me laugh

1144
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:28,040
Speaker 1: on there in a way that like And it's weird

1145
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,640
Speaker 1: to end this on a complimentary no no, but I

1146
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 1: feel I mean this sincerely because I've only known you

1147
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 1: from Afar from a very long time and then we like, sorry,

1148
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:40,840
Speaker 1: you know, kind of met through Chris and Sam and

1149
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: everyone in Jack, but you are your sense of humor

1150
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:48,880
Speaker 1: is wholly original in a way that I get glimpses

1151
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:53,080
Speaker 1: into the way your mind works, even through like social media,

1152
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 1: and it really is entertained because like so much of

1153
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 1: it is just aping other people's senses of humor. But

1154
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: you are, truly, You're very original. And I digged that

1155
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 1: about your sweet man, and I feel uncomfortable and I'm

1156
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 1: gonna call you. I'm gonna call you intersects from now on.

1157
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna accuse you of things that that just helped

1158
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 1: me deal with my feelings. But follow Yaser. He's the best.

1159
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:18,479
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. Subscribe or like it

1160
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:21,280
Speaker 1: and review it, do whatever you do to podcast. I

1161
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:24,160
Speaker 1: don't know, I'll just be talking. Okay, this is my

1162
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 1: mama told me by racist. You can't tell me