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Speaker 2: But you're a guest to my home.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We're

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Speaker 2: It's who knows what's going to happen to my throat?

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Speaker 2: What else is going on? Oh? Yesterday was the we're

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Speaker 2: only one day out from the I was bullied into

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Speaker 2: getting the photos taken at j C. Penny by you,

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Speaker 2: and it went beautifully. I have to thank John Carlow

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Speaker 2: at the J. C. Penny Portrait Studio. He what a

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Speaker 2: great attitude. I would consider him probably my number one

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Speaker 2: creative collaborator at this point. Just a wonderful presence, and

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Speaker 2: hopefully his career continues to flourish. Is there anything else

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Speaker 2: that's happening, Not that I can remember or care about.

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Speaker 2: I'd rather get into the podcast. I adore today's guess.

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Speaker 2: I think he's so funny. It's Brooks Wheeler.

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Speaker 3: That's very nice, Bridget. Thanks for having me, Thanks for coming.

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Speaker 3: How are you doing good? I just bought a car

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't trust him with a car. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: Well, I had an old I had a twenty twelve

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Speaker 2: Wow, good friend.

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Speaker 3: So we circumvented the dealership.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I would have a hard time buying

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Speaker 3: No, he was like, how's this sound I go, that

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Speaker 2: What a feeling. Yeah, you can write any number you

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Speaker 3: It was crazy. I'm like, ay, this isn't And it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Usually there's like at least an hour of after

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Speaker 3: No, I have another car at his house. Now after this,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go over there, drive that car to like CarMax, Okay, right,

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Speaker 3: get as much as I can for that. I don't know,

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Speaker 3: five hundred dollars, I don't know. Broken transmission what that

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Speaker 4: Geico and get my insurance on this is just a

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Speaker 2: Where is Carmacks? Because I think, oh, that's I got

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And people are bikes who get mad. It's like, dude,

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Speaker 3: So I'm always like if a car like gets my

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Speaker 3: I I love Jurassic Park, the first one, and in

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Speaker 2: Have you been in a bike accident before? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah what? Oh yeah a big time?

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Speaker 3: So I'm rocking this basket life now. I got a basket,

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Speaker 3: That's what this is. Yeah, I brought my this is

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Speaker 3: Great. And then that's when I found out they're, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no idea Like then I didn't have

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Speaker 3: I just feel dumber that I don't have health insurance

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, they were like, I like called sag and

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Speaker 3: The global pandemic? We were nobody?

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Speaker 2: Cruise only pays up to so much. I think that's

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Speaker 3: Hey, that's that's good. That's good pology.

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Speaker 2: I'm here to say this is I'm starting my platform

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Speaker 3: I don't know anything about, like health insurance and stuff

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Speaker 2: Well, I just saw that I think it was. I

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Speaker 2: has health insurance and is now like selling merch for

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Speaker 2: his health insurance. It's like these I mean, God bless

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Speaker 2: these guilds in these unions for a lot of things,

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Speaker 2: but sometimes it's like maybe a little more protection. Well

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Speaker 2: it's also the country's fault.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, anyway, Yeah, I have been in a

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Speaker 2: Was there blood everywhere?

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Speaker 3: No, it was. I was actually this is like a

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Speaker 3: really good shout out for Patagonia. I was wearing a

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this is a good this's a good jack.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So it was just like a lot of blood

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Speaker 2: The scariest flight of my entire life. People were screaming

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Speaker 3: Any sort of inconvenience, let Christ's blood be in this podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's merge. Have you been to Mexico City? No, I

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Speaker 2: a Lucha libre wrestling match.

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Speaker 2: Have you been to any professional wrestling before?

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Speaker 3: A lot I've been to. Yeah, I love pro wrestling.

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Speaker 3: I've been at the Lucha Libre one here in La

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Speaker 2: What a feeling. Yeah, I even felt so I've never

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Speaker 2: To just get to actively boo something.

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Speaker 3: I mean, a Mexico City Pro wrestling event that's gonna be.

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Speaker 3: That's really fun. That's a very fun story that you have. Now,

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Speaker 2: So I think it's a one to one. I was, okay,

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Speaker 2: how many, Like when did you start going to wrestling?

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Speaker 2: That just as an adulter a kid.

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Speaker 3: Seventh grade. I remember I bought a stone cold VHS

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Speaker 2: They let you get back, Yeah, they do. It's a

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: Heavily in politics and religious and has the podcast that

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Speaker 3: I didn't know where the Undertaker.

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Speaker 2: Was Undertaker that show.

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Speaker 3: The Undertaker is a very right wing politics and he's

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Speaker 3: into Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Now what's his actual name?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Fuck? What is this? Oh gosh, I feel like an

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Speaker 2: Every other detail about his biography?

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Speaker 4: Well fuck, what is his name? The Undertaker? Can Uh,

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Speaker 4: I'll look it up.

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Speaker 3: Mark William Calloway, Mark.

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Speaker 2: Calloway first, Mark Mark Ye, Mark Mark the Undertaker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, dude. Trump did his podcast and it was

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Speaker 3: like Trump was just asking him about pro wrestling, and

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Speaker 3: He was like, what happened? Have you ever really been hurt?

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Speaker 2: He should be doing this, doing the former wrestling podcast, asking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that's really interesting. And does the Undertaker still

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Speaker 3: Now, I don't think he's just rocking a suit, but

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Speaker 2: That's a real that's uh, that's hard to hear. That's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he came out hard, like I love this ship.

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Speaker 3: Mcfully came out. He's like, I respect the Undertaker, I

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Speaker 3: respect them. We have different opinions, but like he's wrong,

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Speaker 3: you know, like there's like ex wrestlers like beefing about politics.

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Speaker 3: It's great.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I really like that. I'm trying to think of

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Speaker 2: other Kine.

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Speaker 3: Is a fucking uh he's like a mayor of like Knoxville, Tennessee,

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Speaker 2: I mean Jesse Ventura, I guess is the most famous

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Speaker 2: He was probably maybe one of the first to really

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Speaker 3: Straight up got whole coke and to be like, I'm

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Speaker 2: Called for all of that to kind of flow out

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Speaker 3: They're great.

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Speaker 2: None of us could have ever ever possibly expected this

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Speaker 3: Now, who else?

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Speaker 2: I mean, Karl Malone was not a he was more

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Speaker 3: Jake the Snake is in and out of like I

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Speaker 3: think so Diamond Dallas Page runs like this really great

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Speaker 3: rehab place. Okay, I think Jake the Snake moved in

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Speaker 2: Wow. And do you rehab just for wrestlers.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. It's called DDP yoga. He teaches yoga. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and uh, save like you know, saving lives.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear about more good things that former

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Diamondalla's page is crushing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think he's probably the most influential because, like, know, wrestlers,

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Speaker 3: it's just such a fucking crazy job. You know, you

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Speaker 2: There wrestling getting kind of slamm Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well still, I mean back pain and ship and then

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Speaker 2: And I'm like so lovely to rocks, so lovely to hear.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever wrestle in middle or high school? Uh?

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Speaker 3: And like actual wrestling?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like my whole life. Oh reason, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: How did we stumble upon this? This is wonderful. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

446
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

447
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,120
Speaker 3: My brother is the head coach of West de mooin Valley,

448
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,560
Speaker 3: which is the biggest high school in Iowa for wrestling. Okay,

449
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,240
Speaker 3: I was just at a wrestling a couple of wrestling

450
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,400
Speaker 3: tournaments two weeks ago.

451
00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,720
Speaker 2: My nephews incredible, and they're both the wrestlers.

452
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:44,920
Speaker 4: All three of them are, yeah, wrestling. There's three of

453
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,719
Speaker 4: them wrestling.

454
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:46,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

455
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,080
Speaker 3: I two of the brothers who are really good. They

456
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:52,640
Speaker 3: wrestled in college. I was decent, but like I wasn't

457
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,600
Speaker 3: good enough to wrestle division one, So I'm like, I

458
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,800
Speaker 3: don't know, I'm not gonna go to division three.

459
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,520
Speaker 2: Right, No? No, no no.

460
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

461
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,320
Speaker 2: And the movie that's that movie Fox Catch Shirt. Does

462
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,399
Speaker 2: that take place in Iowa?

463
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,600
Speaker 4: No, that's in Pennsylvania. That's John du pont.

464
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,960
Speaker 3: I remember when uh fucking Dave Schultz was killed, Like

465
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,960
Speaker 3: I remember the day. It was nineteen ninety five, and

466
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,560
Speaker 3: my brother came home crying because he was his favorite wrestler.

467
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,359
Speaker 3: He's like, Dave Schultz got fucking murdered, and I was like,

468
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,639
Speaker 3: what did He was making a comeback for the Olympics

469
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,960
Speaker 3: in ninety six. I was all jacked up for that, right.

470
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,159
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have kind of like a weird memory of

471
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,479
Speaker 2: sitting in the dentist office as a kid, like flipping

472
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,840
Speaker 2: through Newsweek and seeing that.

473
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was fucking crazy.

474
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a what an end to all of that.

475
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, Fox Catcher was decent.

476
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,520
Speaker 3: It was good. It was a good movie. I liked

477
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,760
Speaker 3: It's the wrestling community like it's so fucking up its

478
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,000
Speaker 3: own ass. They're like, that's not really realistic. I'm like,

479
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Speaker 3: shut up, we have a movie.

480
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,600
Speaker 2: Well did they get wrong about it? Does Steve Carell

481
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,640
Speaker 2: have some sort of prosthetic?

482
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:42,840
Speaker 1: Was it?

483
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:42,960
Speaker 2: Ye?

484
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:43,920
Speaker 3: A weird nose?

485
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,439
Speaker 2: There's nose? Is okay? Yeah? I wonder what they got

486
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,119
Speaker 2: wrong about it?

487
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,760
Speaker 3: Well, I mean Hollywood told the story about it like

488
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,680
Speaker 3: a really beloved American wrestler, and then so the resting

489
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,480
Speaker 3: community is like, that's not what I don't know any

490
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,760
Speaker 3: people who know too much about something. They're like, it's

491
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,760
Speaker 3: not what happened, and we're.

492
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,120
Speaker 2: Ready to an idiot. They had to get it into

493
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:02,680
Speaker 2: under two.

494
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,960
Speaker 4: Hours, Yeah, yeah exactly.

495
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,840
Speaker 2: And they had to make Steve Carell seem kind of likable.

496
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,680
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, they were like they like made his murder

497
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 3: like likable or whatever. I'm like, yeah, that's fair. I

498
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 3: had one of the best days. Did you ever ever, like,

499
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,439
Speaker 3: have you ever had like a perfect in New York day?

500
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,119
Speaker 2: Of course?

501
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,600
Speaker 4: So Fox Catcher was part of my perfect New York

502
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,200
Speaker 4: day one time.

503
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,000
Speaker 2: What else happened?

504
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,000
Speaker 3: I was just walking and I knew that movie was

505
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,399
Speaker 3: coming out or in like are they were making it

506
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:30,000
Speaker 3: or something? And I was walking in on Houston in

507
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,919
Speaker 3: the Lower East Side. I like dropped my girlfriend off

508
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,359
Speaker 3: at her job, like walked her to work, and I

509
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,000
Speaker 3: had like the week off of s and all that

510
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,600
Speaker 3: week and was just walking and then I saw like this,

511
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 3: this theater I really like called Sunshine Theater. It's not

512
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,560
Speaker 3: around anymore, but it was perfect. It was on Houston

513
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,919
Speaker 3: and like a okay, it was just like the perfect

514
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,399
Speaker 3: shitty theater. You can bring whatever you want in here.

515
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 3: And I saw Fox Catcher. I was like Fox Sketcher's out.

516
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,960
Speaker 3: It was like a Tuesday. I'm like, it's a fucking out.

517
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 3: Like I'm so dialed into this world. And I was like,

518
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,760
Speaker 3: this is great. I went to the Whole Foods, got

519
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,719
Speaker 3: like two beers, like two fun beers, and like threw

520
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:07,560
Speaker 3: them in my pocket, went in empty theater. Oh, Fox Catcher,

521
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 3: middle of the day, two fun beers.

522
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,200
Speaker 4: I like walked down. I was like, New York is

523
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:11,880
Speaker 4: a magical city.

524
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,040
Speaker 2: Oh that's so low.

525
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 3: It was so fun.

526
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,679
Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds wonderful.

527
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.

528
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 2: I had kind of a I wouldn't say bad, but

529
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 2: should have been better. In New York Day. A couple

530
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,920
Speaker 2: of months ago, I went to this place called I've

531
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 2: kind of talked too much about on this podcast Heart Island.

532
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,639
Speaker 2: Have you heard of this where they bury all of

533
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 2: the unclaimed bodies. What they buried like a million bodies

534
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 2: there where it's like up near the Bronx. You have

535
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,959
Speaker 2: to take a little ferry to it. They just kind

536
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,200
Speaker 2: of opened it to the public for the last year.

537
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 2: But and I was very excited to go. They've ripped.

538
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 2: There was also like a like an insane asylum there.

539
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,880
Speaker 2: At one point there was a sanatorium.

540
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Speaker 3: Okay a kid, everybody lives. There's gonna be crazy. It's

541
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 3: a very spooky bodies everywhere.

542
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 2: They tore down all the spooky building, which I wanted

543
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Speaker 2: to see.

544
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it used to be a school, then it became

545
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,879
Speaker 4: an insane is only came.

546
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 2: To the carnival. This is crazy, But we went out.

547
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 2: We went out there. The wind was blasting. I ended

548
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,920
Speaker 2: up with a horrible cold. It was not the experience

549
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 2: I was looking for. It was not a perfect New

550
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 2: York Day. But I had to do it on Murder Island.

551
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it just wasn't as fun as I thought.

552
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 2: No shit, it wasn't kind of the light breezy day

553
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 2: I was expecting. Yah. I'm trying to think if I've

554
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 2: ever like what really great New York days I've had?

555
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 2: There are usually ones where you're just stumbling around and

556
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 2: find exactly.

557
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 4: You can't plan it.

558
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 2: You just like, holy shit, yeaheah, like, oh here's something

559
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 2: I want to eat everything, so we easy.

560
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 3: It's also like, look, I don't love New York, but

561
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 3: it is like the only city where you, in the

562
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 3: middle of the day can run into somebody completely on

563
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 3: accident and then you're both just like you want to

564
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 3: fuck around.

565
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 2: All day, no feeling of the there's nothing like it.

566
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is gonna happen in LA.

567
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 2: I've tried to force it.

568
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you can't force it.

569
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 2: You can't. No one will get into it. I've even

570
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 2: tried to force like, because another thing I love about

571
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 2: New York is just like tech. Someone you want to

572
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 2: get dinner now, right, you want to do something now.

573
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 2: I've tried that here, maybe one in a hundred times.

574
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 2: Does it work?

575
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 4: Dude?

576
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 3: I had my other friend Carmen Christopher. The other day.

577
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 3: I hit him up before the show. I was like,

578
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 3: do you want to get dinner? And he was like,

579
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 3: day of plans. I'm busy.

580
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, it makes me so mad.

581
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 3: We're going to the same show.

582
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 2: Do you want to go doing? Yeah? Yeah, I just

583
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 2: think that if we all kind of just got on

584
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 2: the same page, we just accepted that that could happen.

585
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:27,880
Speaker 2: It's possible.

586
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 3: It is possible.

587
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 2: I've seen it happen once, so I'm just be able

588
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 2: to happen again.

589
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

590
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's very frustrating for me because sometimes you just

591
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,919
Speaker 2: have the afternoon You're like, why don't I do something?

592
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 4: Absolutely? Yeah, that's I mean, yeah.

593
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 2: Here, it's just like, well you'll be doing that thing

594
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 2: alone for sure.

595
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 3: What I do love about LA the reason I live

596
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 3: here and love it and don't live in New York

597
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 3: City is I like California.

598
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,880
Speaker 4: Like I like being able to be like I don't

599
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 4: get anything tomorrow.

600
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 3: I can go to Joshua Tree tonight right right and

601
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 3: just fuck around Like That's what I like.

602
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 4: But in New York You're like, I gotta stay here.

603
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 2: You're kind of trapped on Yes, it's an island and yeah,

604
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: like any out has to be a complete plan.

605
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, truly. I was having a melt I was having

606
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 3: like a meltdown over Thanksgiving, like what the year one

607
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 3: of the years I was living there, and I was like,

608
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 3: I just got to get the fuck out of here.

609
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 3: There's no rental cars, so I had to rent a

610
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 3: van and then drove it, drove like a fucking like

611
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 3: a U haul van like I was supposed to. I

612
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 3: was like, I just gotta leave. Me and my girlfriend

613
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 3: just drove it out to like, you know, some shitty

614
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 3: lake like fucking I don't know, and the cat skills

615
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 3: and it's awful and it sucks so bad, but.

616
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 2: We're like this is nice, Like of course it feels incredible. Matter.

617
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 3: I was like, if I drove from LA to this lake,

618
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: I would be like gross ruined. Yeah, but out of

619
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 3: New York, I'm like, this is an incredible lake.

620
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Speaker 2: In a U all. Yeah, did you sleep in the van? No?

621
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 3: I had a tent a lot right.

622
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 2: You're a very outdoorsy person, Yeah, I dig it. How

623
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 2: often are you camping?

624
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 4: At least once a month?

625
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 2: Wow? That's incredible. Yeah, And is it mostly spontaneous camping

626
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 2: or is it?

627
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, it's like that's why my old car broke is.

628
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 3: I just had kind of a little freak out and

629
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 3: drove to fucking Canada, camping along the way.

630
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're in Canada, Whistler, okay, like north

631
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 2: of Vancouver. Oh sure, I feel like I've seen some

632
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,479
Speaker 2: beautiful photos.

633
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like my go to is anytime I'm like

634
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 3: have a big life change, am I get me the

635
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 3: fuck out of here for a little bit. Yeah? I

636
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 3: like went through breakup, got sad and was like I

637
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 3: could I need to go be alone for a minute.

638
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 2: Oh I wish I had the confidence in myself to

639
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 2: do that. You have to build up to it, right, Yeah,

640
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 2: but I just I feel like I could easily be

641
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: attacked by any animal and taken down. Yep, it doesn't

642
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 2: matter the size. Yeah. So that's my big fear.

643
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 4: It is scary camping alone, like in Grizzly Country.

644
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 2: Have you had any like close encounters with animals?

645
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 6: Mm?

646
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 4: I mean I got charged it by like an elk.

647
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 2: I think that counts. Yeah.

648
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 4: I was at the Grand Canyon and I got too close.

649
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: How far away was it?

650
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 3: Dude?

651
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 4: It like came at me hard, like I don't know

652
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 4: it like touched me.

653
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 2: It touched you dove into a bush.

654
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 3: It's like Elmer, Yeah, I was like the fuck, Yeah.

655
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,919
Speaker 2: Did it hurt you? Now?

656
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 3: The bush hurt me?

657
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 2: Okay? Sure?

658
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. But with camping, like I've seen, I've seen a

659
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 3: lot of bears, but never like when I those always

660
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 3: like I'm in my car and there's like a bear

661
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 3: on this like somewhere, you know, right, never just run

662
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 3: into a bear.

663
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: Right. I've seen a bear in person in Alaska, but

664
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 2: it was from Afar. And where'd you go to Alaska?

665
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 3: Oh?

666
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: I wish I could remember. It was in I think

667
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,640
Speaker 2: it was in tenth grade. I want with my dad,

668
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 2: my brother and I mean really the only detail of

669
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: this trip is that it wasn't an Airbnb at the time.

670
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 2: It was like some ladies thing or whatever. But my

671
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 2: brother had to borrow her computer to get on eBay.

672
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: This was long before like anyone had their own laptop.

673
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 2: And then we stumbled into her online life, which was

674
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 2: her name was Lusty Lady Linda, oh, and just all

675
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 2: of these things, and she'd like been like it wasn't

676
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 2: even googling at that point. Maybe it was like googling

677
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 2: like camera showers or shower cameras, So it's like, who

678
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 2: knows what footage is out there of me as a

679
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 2: tenth grader. Jesus, it might be in Lady Lusty Ladies eBay.

680
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 2: In at last he was selling Pokemon cards. He worked

681
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 2: at what was called Software et cetera. It's no game

682
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 2: Stop or whatever, and I think he and his like

683
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 2: coworker were like stealing boxes of Pokemon cards from the

684
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 2: company and selling them on.

685
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 4: I yeah, I used to work at this cave.

686
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 3: I was a tour guy at a cave crystal a

687
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 3: cave and outside the Bukeuy a dream job? No, No,

688
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 3: not a dream job. I thought it would be a

689
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 3: dream drop truly, honestly worst job I ever had my

690
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 3: whole fucking life. What the only job I've ever been

691
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 3: driving there and thought, if I wreck my car, I

692
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 3: don't have to go to work. I would rather deal

693
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 3: with the wrecked car than going to fucking jobs. I

694
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 3: tried to quit a bunch and the lady would be like,

695
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 3: sometimes you just do stuff you don't want to do

696
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 3: in life, and I'd be like, all right, I'll be here, yeah,

697
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 3: and she would like call my house and leave messages

698
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 3: being like Brooks, you have a shift tomorrow. You know

699
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 3: it was fucking awful, dude, to be like eight hour shifts,

700
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 3: you give one two or every thirty minutes. It's also

701
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 3: a tourist trap, so everyone's coming through is disappointed. You

702
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 3: just have to look at their faces while they were like,

703
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 3: what the fuck am I doing here? I just got

704
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 3: ripped off, and I'm like, sorry, let's walk around this tunnel.

705
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 3: Someone dug out for thirty minutes and then at the end,

706
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put five dollars in my hand and ask

707
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 3: for a tip. And I got one in a whole

708
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 3: fucking year, and dude, and like when it was so awful,

709
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 3: then as soon as you get out of that cave,

710
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 3: there's another cue of people ready to go. So you

711
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 3: just in the minds all day giving this, giving fucking

712
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 3: sixteen tours that are awful, the most boring shit in

713
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 3: the world. And the lady was Nina's Hell and she

714
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 3: would say like she would also listen to fucking Casey

715
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 3: Kase and like bubblegum pop. So anytime I hear any

716
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 3: sixties pop, I'm like, I'm back in the cave. I

717
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 3: fucking hate this. It's it's such a trigger, and this

718
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 3: woman every time she pissed me off, I made a rule.

719
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm fucking stealing something from her. So my

720
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 3: trunk was just nothing but cave artifacts and like shirts

721
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 3: and souvenirs and like dumb knickknacks and birds and stuff.

722
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 3: And my mom one time she like found my cash

723
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 3: of all the cave stuff and she was like, what

724
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 3: do you why do you have all this?

725
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 2: Let's plan for any of that is, what do you

726
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 2: have this?

727
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 3: And I was like, they give it to me at

728
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: the cave. And she said, if I call the cave,

729
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 3: will they say that they gave you these items? And

730
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 3: I said, don't call the cave.

731
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 2: How do you call the cave?

732
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 4: Oh you could call the cave.

733
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: There's a sticking phone ringing in that's empty.

734
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have this whole other side podcast up called

735
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 3: Entry Level about early jobs, and the whole through line

736
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 3: for this fucking thing is me getting out my frustration

737
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 3: about the cave, and listeners have gone on tours of

738
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 3: the cave. You can go to her, and every single

739
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 3: fucking review back to me is it's worse than you said.

740
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding.

741
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 3: Every single person's like it's worse. It's actually worse than

742
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 3: I thought it could be.

743
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 2: How are they getting people into this cave? You go

744
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 2: into a gift show, Like, how are they advertising it

745
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 2: to get anyone in there? If it's such a trap?

746
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 2: It sounds they're promising crystals.

747
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 3: Crystal Lake Cave. There's a tiny, little fucking puddle in there.

748
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 3: It feuds with the Field of Dreams. She had dreams

749
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: because the Field.

750
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: Of Dreams is like dreams are real from another tourist

751
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: traps that made famous by the was it they built

752
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 2: it for the movie? Okay, for the movie. The ghosts

753
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 2: weren't there prior to the movie.

754
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 3: No, So she would be like sometimes she's like, I've

755
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 3: bet a Field of Dreams. It's fucking busy today, you know,

756
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 3: Like this is the first show I ever sold was

757
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 3: It was called Crystal Lake Cave, Nature's Masterpiece. It was

758
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 3: about a family who owns that cave.

759
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 2: Let's get that back in the market.

760
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 3: I would love to.

761
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 2: I mean it's probably been a few years.

762
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 4: Just yeah, I told him, I was like twenty three.

763
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 2: All of those executives are dead.

764
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Comedy Central in fact, is dead. I mean those

765
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 3: people all yeah, a long time because it was for

766
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 3: Comedy Central, and I was like, this is great.

767
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 2: It's time to bring it back to the market. I

768
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 2: think now more than ever, we need a cave show.

769
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well just it was about feuding tourist traps. Yeah.

770
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: And were you excited when you first got that job.

771
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 4: I thought it was gonna fucking rock.

772
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 2: Had you been in the caves to it?

773
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: Oh?

774
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 2: Okay, so this I thought it was gonna be so cool.

775
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: And then like immediately pond walking in, You're just like,

776
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 2: this is kind of a dark, damp thing.

777
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 3: It was awful. Yeah. My friend Sam Wilson worked there too,

778
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 3: and we had this idea. We both hate it working

779
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 3: there so fucking much. We're fifteen and a half. We

780
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 3: hated it, and we had this idea where we're like,

781
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 3: because one of us would open and the other one

782
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 3: would close, and what we were gonna do was we're

783
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 3: gonna keep the key because you'd have to turn it

784
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 3: in or whatever, but we were gonna keep the key.

785
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 3: He closes, We're gonna go get a copy made, and

786
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 3: then he's gonna give me the copy it so when

787
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 3: I open, I have the key, and now we have

788
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 3: the key to the fucking cave. This is he and

789
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 3: then in ten years we're gonna go in there with

790
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 3: bats and break everything. That's how we were like when

791
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 3: we're twenty five, I think enough time will pass it.

792
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: They won't think it's us, but we need to break this.

793
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 3: We need to destroy this fucking place.

794
00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 2: Wait, so did you get an extra key?

795
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 3: No, sam Plitt had for himself. He staid for himself.

796
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 3: When I tried to quit a couple of times, she's like, no.

797
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 2: He's trapped here. And wait, she was playing the music

798
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 2: through the cave, so she's like playing when you.

799
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 3: Go into Yeah, leader of the pack that's in the

800
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 3: gift shop, just blasting. I was like, can we listen

801
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 3: to other music? And she goes, when you want a business,

802
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 3: you can listen. What do you want to listen to?

803
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 2: Did she own the cave? Yes? How do you own

804
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 2: a cave? Hey?

805
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 3: Fucking dug it out.

806
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 2: That's the one one bit of real estate she owns.

807
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: It's all underground. The teenagers hate.

808
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, And like when I went somebody told me recently

809
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 3: because I do talk about the cave lot, they were like, hey,

810
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 3: the woman died that you were talking about. I was like,

811
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 3: oh shit, And then I was like, ah, you know

812
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 3: that's how. And I look and this was so long ago.

813
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 3: It was like her daughter had passed away. Like they

814
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 3: were like, we didn't even know there was an older one.

815
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 3: I go, oh, there's a meaner one.

816
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole family's dance.

817
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think so. But because I did go back, uh,

818
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 3: I went back a few years ago to be like,

819
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 3: what's this all about? You know? I was like been

820
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 3: talking about a lot on the pod did like a

821
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 3: pod from outside and went in. I was like, I

822
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 3: used to do give tours here and they're like okay.

823
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 3: I was like could I go down? And they're like

824
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 3: twenty dollars like you no way, oh absolutely yes that happened.

825
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 3: Wouldn't let me even poke my head in there. Twenty dollars.

826
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: Twenty dollars just a lot to go through a bad cave, to.

827
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 3: Go through a bad cave. My family came one time

828
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 3: when I was given tours and they were visiting from Missouria.

829
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 3: I was like, can I show them the cave and

830
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 3: she's like absolutely yes. It was nine dollars and she's

831
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 3: like nine dollars person.

832
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 5: I'm like, I can't exp discount, no, no one please,

833
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 5: Like it's just me and her like, oh, fucking squirrel

834
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 5: one time drank a bunch of fermented fruit and got

835
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 5: hammered because it was all like fucking boozed up, and

836
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 5: she was like, oh, sh had the squirrels drunk again?

837
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 3: I'm like this guy again.

838
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: This is my favorite cave on Earth.

839
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 3: I love a snake got loose. Snakes were in the

840
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: cave one time. She gave me a rake and said

841
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 3: take care of it. I did go in a hole

842
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 3: to fight snakes here. I didn't do that though I

843
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 3: was down there kidding you.

844
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 2: Job is worth fighting a snake for. Have you been

845
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 2: in any good caves?

846
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 3: Now? It's ruined for me.

847
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 2: Oh, to have the whole concept of caves ruined, absolutely ruined.

848
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, people are you should go to Carlsbad Cavern.

849
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,399
Speaker 2: I don't want to go there so bad. I love

850
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 2: the idea of caves and I never go in.

851
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 3: A cave underground warned you kind of.

852
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 2: Do expect them to be like more like Hobbit or

853
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 2: you know, exciting, and then you get in one window

854
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 2: it's just rock. Yeah, just underground rock. Have you been

855
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: to an underground cave or wow lake?

856
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 3: Underground lake?

857
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,919
Speaker 2: Yes, this is my dream to go to an under

858
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is.

859
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I've done that. Yeah, in like uh outside

860
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 3: of Tuloom, this place called Coba Snows. You go down

861
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 3: like basically a well and it opens up into this

862
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 3: fucking huge cavern and you swim in there.

863
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 4: That to me is amazing. Yeah, it was really cool.

864
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 2: I would love to be a life guarded an underground lake.

865
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 4: Oh those the ones in Mexico do not have the

866
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 4: lifeguard And.

867
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 2: Actually that is the one lifeguard job that makes sense

868
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 2: for my as someone who could. Yes, so we so

869
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 2: easily burned. So if anyone's looking for an underground lifeguard, that's.

870
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 3: A good idea, not a bad idea. It's also fun

871
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 3: when people are like, so what are you doing, You're like,

872
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 3: I'm a lifeguard. Leave out the undergroundard Like, no fucking way.

873
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 2: That feels like a new bay Watch spinoff. Yeah, theay

874
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 2: Watch Beneath Earth. They've got two. Then maybe that's a

875
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 2: spin off of your show that we're going to take

876
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 2: back to the market.

877
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

878
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 2: I like this you're saying. I think we're spinning some ideas.

879
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,919
Speaker 3: And also I don't even need to get the rights

880
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 3: to Crystal Lake cave because they will not know that

881
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 3: the show happens.

882
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 2: I will get it to them.

883
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 3: I've talked about this cave so fucking much and they

884
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 3: have never I used to email them.

885
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 2: They like the closest thing they have to modern pop

886
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: culture is like mister Postman.

887
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait what the song? Oh oh yes, yeah, of

888
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 3: course I've blocked all that shit out. I used to

889
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 3: prank email her, like asking if I could rent out

890
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 3: the cave and stuff. I want to have paint so

891
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 3: I want to have a paintball tournament down there. Yeah.

892
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: She'd be like, no, did you ever get close to booking.

893
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 3: And you can't book a cave? She wouldn't not even available.

894
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 2: I was just a wedding under in the cave.

895
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 3: I should find these emails because it always like it

896
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 3: was like, I was like, you should you should publish those?

897
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was I think.

898
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 3: I was like, We're gonna have her family reunion at

899
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,479
Speaker 3: the cave, and she's like, you can't have your family

900
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 3: reunion at the cave and go try and stop us.

901
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 3: You don't know what we look like.

902
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: Incredible? Yeah, well, I honestly could talk to you for

903
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 2: the next three hours about caves. Yes, but we have

904
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 2: to move on.

905
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta go to sell a car.

906
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: Yes, you've got to get insurance, et cetera. And there's

907
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,919
Speaker 2: something way more important that I need to talk about,

908
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 2: something way more upsetting, at least for me, which the

909
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 2: podcast is called.

910
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 3: I said no gifts, yeah, and I know you said it,

911
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 3: but I just.

912
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 2: Decided to be awful today. You woke up and decided

913
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 2: to ruin my day. I did you brought three gifts

914
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 2: to the podcast?

915
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 4: Well, they're a set.

916
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a set, so it counts as one gift.

917
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I found it moving, you found it moving. Yeah,

918
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 3: I just moved as well.

919
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 2: Okay, they're beautifully wrapped, like three little cylinders wrapped in tinfoil. Yes,

920
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 2: and I assume if I unwrapped one, i'll know what

921
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 2: the other two are. Are they Well, they're slightly different,

922
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: they're slightly different varia. So let's open this one first.

923
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: I don't think we've ever unwrapped tinfoil on the podcast.

924
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 3: I was at wits house and I said, you got

925
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 3: anything for these things? So this is fun.

926
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: Oh? Well, the first one I've opened is a Belgian

927
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 2: ale mustard. Yeah, I love a variation of mustard. Okay,

928
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 2: are these. Should I open the other two first? Or

929
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 2: should we talk about this one?

930
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 4: No, you should open them all real quick.

931
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got the BELGIANEO yep, and it's a I

932
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 2: truly think that these are fun hickory farms. Yeah, I

933
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 2: truly love mustard. Okay, so what's this one? Is this

934
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 2: another mustard?

935
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 3: Oh?

936
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 2: Spicy serracha mustard? Yeah, I've never I've had mustard and

937
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: seracha separately, but never together me either, neither of you,

938
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 2: and you never will. And then there's this third one.

939
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 2: I like that tinfoil sound.

940
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do we got here with this one?

941
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 2: This one's a honey pineapple mustard tartan hangy fun.

942
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you've got three types of mustard.

943
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 2: Fantastic? And was this I assume this game is a

944
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:20,479
Speaker 2: little set.

945
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 4: I have no fucking idea how I have THO.

946
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 2: When did these expire? That's a good thing, right question? Okay,

947
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,919
Speaker 2: so fully explore boy?

948
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 4: Yeah it's ah, yeah, these are.

949
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: A few months. There's a lie of twenty four Okay.

950
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 2: I feel like mustard is one of those things that

951
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 2: can probably go longer. I've been reading a lot recently

952
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 2: about how expiration dates are kind of a fraud. Kind

953
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: of a scam, absolutely most of them. It's just like

954
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 2: it might not taste as good.

955
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 3: That's a big mustard right there, just trying.

956
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 2: They just wanted to buy more bottles of mustard. That's

957
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 2: Hickory Farms wanting you to get back to the mall.

958
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, no idea, how I have these or why I

959
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 4: have them?

960
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,240
Speaker 3: Wayne?

961
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 4: I got them?

962
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 2: Uh so they've just been Were they just in your

963
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 2: cupboard or something?

964
00:38:59,400 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 3: Yep?

965
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 2: Do you do a lot of cooking at home? Yeah, okay, so.

966
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 3: These but mustard. I'm not a mustard.

967
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 2: I don't like mustard.

968
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 4: I don't dislike it, but I'm not a mustard front.

969
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 2: Mustard's an interesting thing to have a home, I would say,

970
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 2: because it's like something you put on like hot dogs,

971
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 2: and you're not unless you're cooking a ton of hot

972
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 2: dogs at home. How often are you?

973
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 4: I know, what's this type of mustard on my hot dog?

974
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 2: No? You don't want to spicy serracha, right, Let's just

975
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: be honest. That seems like a bad concept because I

976
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 2: would put serracha on a lot of things. I would

977
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 2: put mustard on hot dogs. I don't make hot dogs

978
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 2: at home, So now I just have a thing that

979
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 2: I would kind of almost want to use, right, what

980
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 2: would you put.

981
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 3: I think these would be great for like a deli

982
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 3: sandwich you know you're making?

983
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you have you?

984
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 3: I do this sometimes around like I'm gonna save money

985
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 3: and I'm going to make sandwiches at home, and I

986
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 3: spend fucking eighty dollars on all the sandwich stuff.

987
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 2: Yes, I should have just the trap I fall.

988
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, should just bought a fucking sandwich, Yes.

989
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 2: I could have. But let's see, well, probably four sandwiches.

990
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 3: A really good one. Now I have white bread.

991
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have started. I've finally broken the cycle. At

992
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 2: least every three weeks I go to Costco and get

993
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 2: a chicken. Oh wow, and then I use that for

994
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: sandwiches throughout the week.

995
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 3: That's great.

996
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 2: But then the rest of the time I don't make

997
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 2: anything at home. But this, at least one of these

998
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,919
Speaker 2: mustards could go on that chicken. Absolutely probably, I would

999
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 2: probably say probably the most normal on this Belgian Ah,

1000
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 2: that probably tastes like mustard the most, right.

1001
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 3: I don't know what you would put honey pineapple mustard.

1002
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,720
Speaker 2: On again, probably maybe a spicy sausage.

1003
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, that's good.

1004
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is. Again. I'm not making sausage at

1005
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: home ever, but now I might have a little excuse

1006
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 2: to go crazy.

1007
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 4: You can off on somebody else's podcast.

1008
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 2: Might put these in the back of a cupboard, Yeah,

1009
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 2: and just let them rot and then show up again.

1010
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 2: Do you ever go to Worstcuca Downtown?

1011
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 3: I have, but I have not in a long time.

1012
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 2: Incredible mustard selection there. I'm going crazy. I mean I

1013
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 2: ordered one sausage, but I use probably all seven mustards

1014
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 2: throughout the meal.

1015
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 3: So there's a new German beer garden in Echo Park.

1016
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 2: Oh what's it called.

1017
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 3: It's called like bomb me or like it's it's Vietnamese, Oh,

1018
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 3: Vietnamese meats. But it's also called Sunset beer Garden.

1019
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 2: Okay, it's two different names.

1020
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I call it Sonset beer Garden because I don't

1021
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 3: know Vietnamese. But it's right, and it's harder for me

1022
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 3: to memorize, sure, a new Vietnamese word versus beer garden,

1023
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 3: which is what it is. But they have sausages there

1024
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 3: and only one mustard, and I'm like, I guess that's

1025
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 3: what I want. I like this.

1026
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 2: What kind of mustard do they have there?

1027
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 3: Like a fucking German mustard.

1028
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 2: I don't know German mustard. This feels like a confused

1029
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 2: concept to me so far. Oh I need to go there.

1030
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: Do they have other Vietnamese food? Yeah, it's good, dude,

1031
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 2: I love a good bond me no bomb me though,

1032
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 2: what Vietnamese food?

1033
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 3: Do they have fish? Fish sausages? Okay, that's good, that

1034
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 3: might be it. Then they have a lot of other

1035
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 3: German stuff?

1036
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 2: Does a fish sausage? My theory with sausages you can

1037
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 2: put literally anything into and it's gonna taste almost the

1038
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 2: same every time.

1039
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I have no problem eating like a vegan hot.

1040
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 2: Dog right exact because it's a perfect vegan food.

1041
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1042
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 4: I'm like the other one is weird too.

1043
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just a bunch of gross stuff mashed into

1044
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 2: a thing.

1045
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 3: Tim Robinson was talking about maybe like he loves he's

1046
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 3: a vegetarian, he loves vegetarian dogs. You're like maybe gonna

1047
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 3: like open up place or something like that. That's a

1048
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 3: great I was like, you should put up the ingredients

1049
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 3: to a real hot dog next to Oh.

1050
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get the vegetarian one every time exactly.

1051
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 3: Just be like, here's what's in a real hot dog.

1052
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 3: And then this one is pretty good.

1053
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 4: Tastes just the same.

1054
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: They taste like the spices or the salt. Yeah, I

1055
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 2: just need spice and salt. Yeah, I and I never

1056
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 2: order a vegetarian one, and I'm always worried about my cholesterol.

1057
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 2: What what am I doing? I got to get into it.

1058
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 2: So what are you putting on your when you do

1059
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 2: get a hot dog or a sausage?

1060
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 4: I love hot dogs, you know.

1061
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 3: Anytime I'm in a place as a hot dog, I

1062
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 3: gotta try it. How do you feel about hot dogs?

1063
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 2: I like hot dogs, you know, not at home, but

1064
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 2: I'll go to what's that place called doghouse?

1065
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,399
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I used to work next to one of those,

1066
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 3: and I had to stop going because they're so unhealthy.

1067
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unbelievably bad for you. Yeah, but I like

1068
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 2: a corn dog there even. Oh wow, how often you're

1069
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,720
Speaker 2: just going as an adult to a restaurant and ordering

1070
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 2: a corn dog?

1071
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 4: Yeah that's a good idea.

1072
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 2: Delicious, dipping it in some mustard, eating some tatar tots.

1073
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, those tots are fucking fantastic. Yeah.

1074
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: I never drink root beer, but that's the one place

1075
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 2: I'm tempted. But I'm like this makes kind of sense.

1076
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if you're gonna go all in jump in.

1077
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me that candy drink. So like, I love

1078
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,479
Speaker 2: a Chicago dog, Oh sure, vegetable love.

1079
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 3: I love a steamed bun.

1080
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know that I've ever had a steam bun.

1081
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 2: That sounds a little wet.

1082
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's great. It's anytime you have a hard bun.

1083
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are we doing?

1084
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,280
Speaker 2: Is it damp?

1085
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 3: Not just feels good? You never had a fucking steam button.

1086
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 2: Maybe I was tricked, or maybe I'll probably just was.

1087
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 4: I'm just like really aware when you have like a

1088
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 4: a hard bottom, like this is fucking dry.

1089
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 3: This is ship.

1090
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 2: Kind of packing material text. Sure, yeah, maybe I've had

1091
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 2: a lot of steam buns, but you're not aware of it. Yeah. Interesting, Yeah,

1092
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 2: Chicago dog. I just love a plane hot dog with

1093
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: a little mustard dog ketchup. I'm not crazy about a ketchup.

1094
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 2: It's too sweet on a hot dog. I only like

1095
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,760
Speaker 2: a French fry and a ketchup.

1096
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 3: Yes, I agree with you so much. I got an

1097
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 3: argument with my girlfriend because she made like veggie nuggets

1098
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,240
Speaker 3: like an air fryer and was dibbing them in ketchup

1099
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 3: and well, what are you three?

1100
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 2: That's child behare Yes, that's what I said.

1101
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 3: I said, this is child behavior.

1102
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 2: And she was like.

1103
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 3: I was like, you needed like a sweet and sour,

1104
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 3: you had to create some but just a straight up

1105
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 3: chicken nugget and a ketchup.

1106
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 2: That's like at the cafeteria elementary school and you don't

1107
00:44:54,120 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 2: know how to work. That's okay, you're drinking chocolate. Well,

1108
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 2: I hope you convinced her otherwise that her taste is wrong.

1109
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 2: I know.

1110
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 3: I mean, like you have a fine palette.

1111
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, chicken nugget has to go in a barbecue sauce ranch.

1112
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 2: People doing it in honey. I don't know what I

1113
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 2: can do honey mustard, honey mustard. See, but it's a

1114
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,240
Speaker 2: little bit. There's a little bit of everything.

1115
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 3: Well the chicken tender, dude, dream chicken tender situation. Here

1116
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 3: you dip it in the ranch and then you also

1117
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 3: have buffalo sauce and then you double Are you kidding me?

1118
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 2: That's my ultimate thing?

1119
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 3: That's good.

1120
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 2: Where are you getting a chicken tender in la? I

1121
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 2: don't know.

1122
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever had one here?

1123
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 2: Have you been to Hell and rays?

1124
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

1125
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, unbelievable, very good, the best I think the

1126
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: best chicken tender in the world. Maybe really okay, I

1127
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 2: mean as far as I'm concerned. And their employees are

1128
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: so sweet there, it's almost it's starting to feel like

1129
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 2: a religion or something. These people really love being here

1130
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: and there. It feels like they're trying to draw me

1131
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: into something that I'm not aware of yet, but I

1132
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: adore it. Love.

1133
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 3: And I just moved to Echo Park and there's a

1134
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 3: brand new Buffalo Wild Wings, like really too close to me.

1135
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 3: And since it's brand new, they're treating it nice.

1136
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 2: They still care for the next three months.

1137
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 3: Yes, so because you go to a Buffalo Wild Wings

1138
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 3: where they gave up, that's bad. Oh it could not.

1139
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 3: It's really bad. But I do like this new Buffalo

1140
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 3: Wild Wings. I love Asian zing and some ranch.

1141
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 2: Oh, that's one's nice. What is the Asian zing.

1142
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 3: It's like a zip.

1143
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 2: That seems like it's a sweet, sour, borderline problematic sauce

1144
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 2: that's probably gonna get changed. That feels like, uh, like

1145
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 2: with Chinese chicken salad. Everyone's like, oh, yeah, that was

1146
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: invented by a white lady at some point.

1147
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 3: And yeah, do you know the real story of cashew chicken,

1148
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: like how that was So it's invented in Springfield, Missouri,

1149
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 3: and it was a Chinese immigrant came Torfield, Missouri. Yes,

1150
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 3: and they were making real Chinese food and everyone there

1151
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 3: was like, now, no, of course, okay, well just dump

1152
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 3: gravy on this ship. What we'll call it cash your Chicken. Yeah,

1153
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 3: the story of cash your Chicken. And then with this

1154
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 3: immigrant was fucking rolling after this. It's a story of

1155
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 3: how America broke a person.

1156
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 2: By saying and created a dish.

1157
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

1158
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 2: I love a cashew chicken.

1159
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 3: Who does it?

1160
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 2: But I think it's because I love a cashew Oh okay,

1161
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 2: I think casho is my number two nut?

1162
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 4: Really think?

1163
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 2: Well, actually I talk about this non stuff on this podcast.

1164
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 2: Brazil nut is my health nut. I eat that for

1165
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 2: a health purpose. Yep, almond cashew. I love a pistache sashio.

1166
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 2: I would say number three.

1167
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 3: I like pistachios because you got a governor on it.

1168
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 3: You can't ye crush it. Yeah, you gotta get slowed.

1169
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 2: Down a little bit, yes, some self control.

1170
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 3: I have become addicted to pistachios because I equate it

1171
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 3: with disc golfing. Whenever I disc golf I'm rocking pistachios.

1172
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 2: Wow, that seems like a difficult thing for disc It

1173
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 2: feels like you want to just have access to the

1174
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: nuts during disc golfing.

1175
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 3: Look, I'm having I just I like that I can

1176
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 3: just throw the fucking.

1177
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 2: Oh sure, throwing them everywhere willy nilly.

1178
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 3: And I would disc golfing without pistachios. Uh recently, and

1179
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 3: I was like.

1180
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 2: Ruined your week this socks. Where do you do disc golfing?

1181
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 3: Pastina?

1182
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 2: Okay?

1183
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1184
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 2: And so you just have a bag of pistasios with you.

1185
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds lovely. It's great disc golfing, are you?

1186
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 2: Is there like a course?

1187
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1188
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 2: How big is that? I mean? Is it nine times

1189
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 2: the size of a regular golf course? It seems like

1190
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 2: it must be much larger a.

1191
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 3: Regular golf course, really big, very big, smaller than a

1192
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 3: regular there's probably the longest distance, probably two hundred yards

1193
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 3: or something.

1194
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 2: Okay, And is it themed like a mini golf course?

1195
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 3: No, The theme is you're kind of going in and

1196
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 3: out of other people's games, like of like baseball games, soccer.

1197
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 3: You're kind of being like, yeah, you're kind of in

1198
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 3: the local in a fair way.

1199
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 2: I bet I could get into that.

1200
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:52,720
Speaker 3: It's so fun. Surprisingly, Los Angeles doesn't have many courses

1201
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 3: and they're not that good like Iowa when I was

1202
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 3: in high school, like had really cool, great disc golf course.

1203
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 4: So that's where I got into it.

1204
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 2: Does it get competitive, Well yeah, but not with me.

1205
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 2: You're just I'm there enjoying yourself.

1206
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 3: Having a good time. But yeah, no, there's like it's

1207
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 3: fucking huge. It's like an industry and there's like, you know,

1208
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 3: disc golf World Championships and shit.

1209
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 2: Really yeah, and yeah, I guess it's like regular golf.

1210
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 2: You're just on your own. There aren't teams, right, wow,

1211
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 2: see that that I need some I don't want to

1212
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 2: have that much accountability during a game. I needed other

1213
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,439
Speaker 2: people to like cover up how bad I'm doing.

1214
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 3: Right, Well, it's just you just walk and throw a

1215
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 3: frisbee and you're just hanging out with your friends eating pistachios. Yeah.

1216
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 2: I don't know that I could even successfully throw a frisbee.

1217
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be tough.

1218
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 2: Take a minute. Yeah, have you ever thrown a boomerang? Oh?

1219
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 3: Yeah you have, of course.

1220
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 2: Does it actually come back to you? Yeah, it's crazy

1221
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 2: that's scarce me to death.

1222
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember I got a boomerang and went to

1223
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 3: like a field when I was like in eighth grade,

1224
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 3: and it was just like gonna, well, you know, when

1225
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 3: you're like eighth grade, You're like, I'm gonna learn how

1226
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 3: to be the best weirdest guy with this. You know,

1227
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:56,959
Speaker 3: did you have when you were.

1228
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I'm little, see like a weird thing I

1229
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 2: saw on TV and now this is going.

1230
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 3: To be the boomerang?

1231
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1232
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 3: Of course. Did you have a thing that you had

1233
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 3: obsessed with that you were trying to be the best at.

1234
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 3: I try to be the best yo yo er in

1235
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 3: my school.

1236
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 2: Oh yo yo. I watched a lot of friends become

1237
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 2: good at yo yo. I don't think I was ever

1238
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 2: I ever bought one. We would have the yo yo

1239
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 2: guy come through his tours. Did he do that for you? No?

1240
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 2: You have the touring yo yo man? No?

1241
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 3: I mean, but I loved like the Smothers brothers and

1242
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 3: they would do all the fucking yoyo. Have you ever

1243
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 3: seen you know, Mark prosch Oh?

1244
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love Mark motherfucker in the world. Uh do

1245
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 4: you ever see his yoyo guy that he.

1246
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 3: Used to do.

1247
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 2: It's like the last thing that like you could do

1248
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,879
Speaker 2: before everyone knew what online videos were.

1249
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 3: He's so funny, it's so good. Look up Mark prochs. Well,

1250
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 3: he's he goes as Kenny strosstras the yo Yo Yoyo Master,

1251
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 3: and basically he goes on early morning radio early morning

1252
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 3: TV like TV and talks about how his life is going,

1253
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 3: like he's supposed to show yoos, but then he just

1254
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 3: talks about his dad used to hit him.

1255
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 2: It's so good. Yeah, yeah, I don't think he anyone

1256
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 2: could get away with that at this point.

1257
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 3: No, it's so good. Yeah, it's like, well he was

1258
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 3: like a small Wisconsin markets and stuff, but fuck, he

1259
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 3: fooled so many people, so many people. Yeah, they're my

1260
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 3: favorite thing. One time it's like, so are you headed tomorrow?

1261
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 3: He just makes it left turn. He goes, this is

1262
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 3: the last day you will see me and himsday. I'm

1263
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 3: sure he's like, we have decided part ways. Am I angry? Yes,

1264
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 3: it's just the.

1265
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 2: Funniest thing, one of the funniest. Did you ever see

1266
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 2: a pilot that he made, Oh, good morning triay, Yes,

1267
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 2: where he gets hit by Is that not just on

1268
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 2: the internet At this point, people they see that.

1269
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 3: They put it up for like they do you for

1270
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 3: a few weeks in the commissation was like, no, you

1271
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 3: don't have the rights, take that down.

1272
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 2: Oh, give me a break, Give me a break. That's

1273
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 2: the funniest the fact that, I mean, i the one

1274
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 2: comfort I take from that show is I'm like, it

1275
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 2: was so good and that didn't get made. Yeah, there's

1276
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 2: no justice in the entertainment business.

1277
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 3: Because yes, the thesis for this show was they would

1278
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 3: hire a real person who would be their first day

1279
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 3: covering the news, and they'd be surrounded by by people

1280
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 3: just doing bits. It's so when he walks he gets

1281
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 3: hit by a car outside and he walks back in

1282
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 3: in the middle of I just got hit by a

1283
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 3: fucking car. I like, that's like the hardest I've laughed

1284
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:09,919
Speaker 3: at the TV shows.

1285
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's so good. Yeah, I've like in writers rooms,

1286
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 2: I've watched that before because everyone just loves it. It

1287
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: makes you feel so funny. Somebody's gotta So now we've

1288
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 2: got to get the Cave show back on the market

1289
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 2: and good morning Trice ight, and then everything will be solved. Ye,

1290
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 2: well should maybe we should try. I mean, I'm willing

1291
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 2: to try. These expired mustards you open yours. They don't

1292
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 2: even have like a safety sealon. Mine had one, Oh

1293
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 2: it did?

1294
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 3: Boy?

1295
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 2: Mine simply did not. Wow, So this could end. I'm

1296
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 2: trying the spicy siracha.

1297
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

1298
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 2: Not in love with I mean at least it's not

1299
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 2: great on a finger. Say that, and it is months expired. Okay,

1300
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 2: and now let's try the Belgian ale.

1301
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 3: This is the new wuhan.

1302
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're about to start something very bad. Were opening

1303
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 2: a door that should not be opened.

1304
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 3: Dip it in some pangolin.

1305
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 2: I've had pangolin? What when I was on a Mormon

1306
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 2: mission a long time ago which ended poorly. I was

1307
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 2: in Malaysia and some of the people that we were

1308
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 2: like trying to convert or whatever had run over one.

1309
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 2: And okay, like while eating it, they like told us

1310
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 2: this is what you're eating. And I didn't even know

1311
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 2: what the animal was at that point, Yeah, because like

1312
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 2: they look kind of like armadillos.

1313
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a skunky armadillo.

1314
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 2: Yes, But I was just full on. I was like,

1315
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 2: what is this weird texture on this thing?

1316
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 3: It was a pengolin, just I just found I was

1317
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 3: on I was at my grandparents farm in Missouri like

1318
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 3: a year ago, and I went on a jog and

1319
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 3: I saw somebody'd run over an armadillo, and I was like,

1320
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 3: Missouri has armadillos?

1321
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 2: Where what are those name? I guess Arizona's where I

1322
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 2: would assume.

1323
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 4: Texas, I think. But yeah, I was like, this is

1324
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 4: far Yeah, yeah.

1325
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 2: What a weird creature. They don't seem like they belong anywhere,

1326
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 2: lost and they roll up to protect themselves.

1327
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they want to be balls. Yeah, they want

1328
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 3: to you where it was like an animal that would

1329
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 3: be like it would be like a soccer ball, but

1330
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 3: then you could turn it inside out and it was

1331
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:13,720
Speaker 3: a popple.

1332
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 2: That sounds very familiar to me. That sounds really satisfying.

1333
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 3: Actually, I used to have a really shitty joke about it,

1334
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 3: about just being like you used to tell my pop,

1335
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 3: will be yourself.

1336
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 2: You're not a baseball not a horrible joke.

1337
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 3: Could find joke for a nineteen year old?

1338
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I find joke. Were a very select group of people.

1339
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 3: No, but I'm saying I was nineteen. I've didn't have

1340
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 3: a lot of life experience.

1341
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were just like, what have I seen or tried?

1342
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1343
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so I've tried two of the mustards. Neither

1344
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 2: of them put maybe once put on a food and

1345
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 2: if they weren't, excuse bad. They don't taste good. These

1346
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 2: are bad, But I can put them in my closet.

1347
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,720
Speaker 2: I do. I have developed a thing since the pandemic

1348
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 2: of like, well, I should just leave it in case

1349
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 2: the grocery store shut down. Right, maybe I will need mustard. Yeah,

1350
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 2: maybe the water wars will begin a little bit sooner

1351
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 2: than we think. Oh, those water wars, they're coming for us.

1352
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 3: Because he's bad.

1353
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 2: I've got twelve bottles of water under my bed and

1354
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 2: that's not going to last me very long.

1355
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 3: But I was watching Succession like on a plane just

1356
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, let's just throw on the first

1357
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 3: episode of Succession, because like I've seen every fucking movie

1358
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 3: on Delta right now. And in the pilot, the Connor

1359
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,919
Speaker 3: is he's like he's all about how he has land

1360
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 3: over water, and I'm like, oh, he is really good, right, Yeah,

1361
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 3: this is very developed.

1362
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 2: Character for a pilots totally.

1363
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1364
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 2: That show I put off for like, uh maybe the

1365
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 2: first month. I remember being like, I don't want to

1366
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 2: watch a show about rich people. This seems like it's

1367
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 2: going to be, so it's just going to be lecturing me.

1368
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 2: And then I watched three minutes of Pilot and I

1369
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 2: was obsessed with the show for cool.

1370
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 3: Also, I was talking the other day with somebody who

1371
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 3: was like, what is the best comedy, like, because comedies

1372
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 3: are fucking gone, oh good bye. And then we decided

1373
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 3: like Succession was probably the best comedy of the last

1374
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 3: six years.

1375
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, easily.

1376
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 3: When they call themselves the Disgusting Brothers, I'm like, that's

1377
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 3: the funniest thing I've ever heard.

1378
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,280
Speaker 2: Cards Well, it's written by a comedy person.

1379
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, White Lotus is really really funny too.

1380
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 2: Though White Lotus is very funny, I like somebody somewhere,

1381
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 2: But it's a hard time to find a good comedy

1382
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 2: right this point.

1383
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 3: I think, how the end of White Lotus first season,

1384
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 3: how I'm not giving a way a person dies, that's

1385
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 3: the opening shot of this but how that person dies

1386
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 3: is the funniest thing I've ever.

1387
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 2: Wait, remind me who dies? And listener again, it's too late,

1388
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 2: you're gonna find out.

1389
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 3: The Murray dude, Oh right, of course, he like truly

1390
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 3: the funniest downfall of any fucking character in the history

1391
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 3: of television. He relaxed. I was.

1392
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,280
Speaker 2: I was laughing hard.

1393
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 3: Thinking about how somebody had to call his family and

1394
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 3: be like, all right, so here's a couple of things. Murried,

1395
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 3: he relapsed, He made a kid gay for drugs, then

1396
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 3: got mad because he was wrong at a at a

1397
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 3: fucking guest broke into the room, took a shit on

1398
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 3: their clothes, and then was caught and accidentally stabbed because

1399
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 3: he had broken into a place.

1400
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 2: So good, so that's how he died. Yeah, I feel

1401
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 2: like if I had to be that person, I would

1402
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 2: just make up a lie about that person's death. I'd

1403
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 2: be like, unfortunately he passed out, Oh my godbody got

1404
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: to him and we don't know what else happened in

1405
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 2: the situation, and.

1406
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 3: Shit in someone's luggage because he was wrong and on drugs.

1407
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 2: I think, just like a really small genius thing about

1408
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 2: that show is the word pineapple sweet is the most

1409
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 2: annoying thing you could possibly say repeatedly. It's just like

1410
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 2: anyone who cares about pineapple sweet is the most irritating

1411
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 2: personal life. Man that shows great, and then the death

1412
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 2: of the end of the second one is so good. Yeah,

1413
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 2: just strips off, Oh tips off, you got this? So

1414
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 2: she is a genius. I hope that we use Jennifer

1415
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 2: Coolidge as much as we possibly can. She's such a treasure.

1416
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: I mean.

1417
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 3: Truly crushing it for thirty years.

1418
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 2: Now, at least thirty years. Yeah, and it's finally like

1419
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 2: getting exactly what the attention she deserves. Right, she's been successful,

1420
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 2: but like finally she's like a household name. Yeah, she's

1421
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 2: long overdue. Well, I've got these disgusting mustards. God knows

1422
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 2: what I'll do with them, but we'll see what happens.

1423
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 4: Throw them away.

1424
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 2: I'm not throwing them away. I don't think i've I

1425
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: think I've thrown away one thing from this podcast.

1426
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 4: I didn't think they were expired, and I thought they

1427
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 4: would be good.

1428
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 2: I think this is not the first expired food that's

1429
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,800
Speaker 2: been brought to this podcast. So you're not alone. And

1430
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 2: I'll probably give them to away at a live show

1431
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 2: or something. Someone else will get the cursed. We'll pass

1432
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: them down through centuries. I think it's time for a game. Okay,

1433
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 2: we're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse.

1434
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 2: I need a number between one and ten from you.

1435
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 1: Eight.

1436
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to do a little bit of light

1437
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 2: calculating to get our game piece. Okay, you can promote,

1438
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 2: to recommend, do whatever you want.

1439
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, watch my special Alive in Alaska just came out.

1440
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 3: It's on YouTube. I went to Alaska and shot a

1441
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 3: special and yeah, it's really good. And if you're interested

1442
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 3: in stand up comedy in Alaska, this.

1443
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 4: Is right up your alley.

1444
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 3: And that's it for my promotion.

1445
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 4: And now you're doing some calculations.

1446
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 3: No, it's okay.

1447
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 4: I gotta go to CarMax after.

1448
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 3: Also, if you can't, if you can't watch Alive in Alaska,

1449
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 3: send me how the fuck to get registration before my

1450
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 3: new car where I don't have to go to DMV.

1451
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 2: Oh good luck, Yeah, good luck. I we'll get to

1452
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 2: this game in a moment. But when I first moved

1453
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 2: to LA, you're supposed to like register your car within

1454
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 2: the first like nine days or something, and I didn't.

1455
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 2: I then lived with fear for five years. I did

1456
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 2: not go back. I did not go to the DMV.

1457
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 2: I kept my Utah driver's license. I would go back

1458
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 2: to Utah every other year just because I I don't

1459
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 2: know what I thought was going to happen. Right, It's

1460
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 2: like you're busting and get me.

1461
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 3: The DMV here does suck.

1462
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 2: It's a bad experience. I would rather everywhere else.

1463
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 3: Sure, I'd rather go to like Heavenly truly, if I

1464
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 3: had an option to go back to Iowa and just

1465
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 3: keep my Ayowa like, yeah, that's it's easier for me

1466
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 3: to fly to Iowa to deal with that DMV than

1467
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 3: to go to fucking East Hollywood.

1468
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 2: I think there is one easy one. I wish I

1469
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 2: could remember which one is good. I feel like there's

1470
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 2: one that people are like that one's not as bad.

1471
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 3: I used to go to the Passi dino on.

1472
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 2: I don't know. You feel like there's a valleyish one

1473
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 2: that's not quite as crazy.

1474
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 3: We'll go to Great La. People will go to great

1475
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 3: lengths to find a decent DMVs.

1476
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 2: Driving nine hours, Yeah, and everybody go watch the special.

1477
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 2: So you've taped it in Alaska.

1478
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went into two week tour of Alaska, shot

1479
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 3: everything and then we So that's the kind of the beginning,

1480
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 3: and then the end is I have a lot of

1481
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 3: jokes about Alaska. At the end, you show it kind of,

1482
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 3: I you how I kind of you see where those

1483
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 3: jokes came from.

1484
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 2: Oh that's amazing, what a great concept. I wish you

1485
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 2: could run into Linda Well's.

1486
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like when you're like, yes, she had

1487
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 4: this online presence of this.

1488
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 2: What was her name, lusty Lady Linda.

1489
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's literally every fucking person in Alaska as a

1490
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 3: secret person on the inside.

1491
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 2: That's true. They're running from something. Oh, they're running something.

1492
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, my joke was that it's a fine joke, but true.

1493
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 3: It's just like everyone in Alaska's like I like, like,

1494
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 3: came up to visit, been here eighty nine years. Like,

1495
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 3: I'm like they I just love And also I can't

1496
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 3: be in Virginia. If I go near Virginia, I'm getting nabbed.

1497
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 3: I have got warrants.

1498
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 2: Alaska everyone's a Linda. Yeah, Okay, this is how we

1499
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 2: play Gift or a Curse. I'm gonna name three things.

1500
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell me if there're a gift or a

1501
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 2: curse and why, and then I'll tell you if you're

1502
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 2: right or wrong, because there are correct answers, right, all right?

1503
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 2: This was someone's from a listener named Mark. Gift to

1504
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 2: a curse vow renewals.

1505
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 3: Uh fuck, I'm not married, haven't been married. I think

1506
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 3: that that would be if you're at a place where

1507
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 3: you have to do that, probably a curse, you know

1508
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 3: what I mean, somebody has If your partner has to

1509
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 3: be like, tell me why you love me again in

1510
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 3: front of everyone, that's not a good Things aren't going great, right.

1511
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 4: Vow Renels should just be kind of how you behave.

1512
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 2: All the time, right, right, So you're saying curse.

1513
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to be put in that situation.

1514
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 2: Wrong, Okay, it's a gift and kind of for the

1515
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 2: same reasons. I love the idea of being invited to

1516
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 2: one of these things and we all get to kind

1517
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 2: of just theorize about what went wrong between Mark and

1518
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 2: Linda that led them to this place where suddenly we're

1519
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,479
Speaker 2: having another wedding yep, and we're like, and I feel

1520
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 2: like it's probably gonna last another two years. This is

1521
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 2: a real life.

1522
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 3: I can't imagine a thinking people would want to come

1523
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 3: see me get married once, let alone not even a

1524
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 3: real one the second time.

1525
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 2: First of all, I think you should if you want

1526
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 2: people to you should have to get divorced and then

1527
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 2: remarried to the same person if you're going to drag

1528
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 2: me to one of these things, right, Yes, But I

1529
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:07,959
Speaker 2: love the idea. I love Bower Noules at Disney World.

1530
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,479
Speaker 2: Something's gone super wrong.

1531
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 3: I remember a girl I was dating who I lived

1532
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 3: with for a while. We were at Universal Studios. We're

1533
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 3: taking like her little brother who was just awful.

1534
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 2: I hate him.

1535
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, he like got hammered and like threw up everywhere.

1536
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 3: And then he was like sixteen, like the night before

1537
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 3: we went to Universal Studios, and then at Universal Studios

1538
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:29,920
Speaker 3: he's like, hey, man, will you buy me some beer.

1539
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, get the fuck out of here. If you

1540
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 3: were cool, yeah, but you're not. You're a mena, You're

1541
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 3: a menace. But we saw these people there at like

1542
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 3: getting and it was these it's clearly newly married couple

1543
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 3: and said like king and Queen like on their shirts,

1544
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 3: and they were getting a photo like very excited with

1545
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 3: Bumblebee the fucking transferable boy. My girlfriend goes, god, I

1546
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 3: wish it was that fucking dumb and maybe love her.

1547
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 3: You know. She was like, I wish that brought me joy,

1548
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 3: to be that fucking simple.

1549
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 2: I want to bottom yees to that marriage.

1550
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 3: I think Bubbe's rad.

1551
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 2: I'm getting married and a giant thing of concrete and

1552
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 2: theme park characters yeah, to have a theme park, wedding, honeymoon,

1553
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 2: the dream. It's something that I can't access. It's just

1554
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 2: something that I would be actively miserable at. And some

1555
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 2: people it's the greatest joy in the world. And God bless, bless,

1556
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 2: God bless. Okay, so you've gotten one wrong so far. Okay.

1557
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,919
Speaker 2: The second one is from a listener named Julia gift

1558
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 2: he a curse. The server at a restaurant asking what

1559
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 2: dressing you want on a salad without listing what dressings

1560
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 2: they have. And I am just gonna say, right now,

1561
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 2: I feel like we've talked about dressings and marks on

1562
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,919
Speaker 2: this podcast already. This is all kind of falling into

1563
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 2: gift he a curse.

1564
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 3: Well, I don't. I don't know if you can the

1565
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 3: amount if we talked about hot dogs and chicken fingers.

1566
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 3: I don't order a lot of salads when I'm out. Uh,

1567
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 3: And I'm a real basic, like I'm gonna I'm gonna

1568
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 3: pick ranch. What am I?

1569
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 2: You know?

1570
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 3: So this one is tough for me.

1571
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,000
Speaker 4: I would say, I don't give a ship.

1572
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 3: This is not a thing. I would say, this is

1573
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 3: not a thing.

1574
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 2: You have to answer that is not this is not

1575
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 2: a thing.

1576
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 3: Nobody. This is not a thing.

1577
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,240
Speaker 2: You're trying to dodge being wrong here. That's what's happening.

1578
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 3: You feel like, I don't give a ship it's a gift.

1579
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:22,800
Speaker 3: Then it's a gift, and I don't mean that. I

1580
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 3: just I don't have an I don't have a reason

1581
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 3: why it's a gift, because this is not a thing.

1582
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 3: Somebody not telling you.

1583
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. It's the thing for Julia.

1584
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 3: Somebody's not telling you what's uh like?

1585
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 2: What? Julia says? I want a salad and the server

1586
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 2: just walks off. I guess and the salad appears with

1587
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 2: dressing on. But oh wait, the server to a restaurant asking,

1588
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 2: oh breaking Comprehendension is zero because there's they don't give

1589
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 2: you the information.

1590
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 3: I think you ask for the information. This is a

1591
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:58,560
Speaker 3: quick fix. Julia ask them what what dressings do you have?

1592
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 2: It is a I love the little guessing game the

1593
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 2: waiters devised here. It's kind of a rumpel Stiltskin type

1594
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 2: of thing that's happening. It's like, now you get to

1595
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,680
Speaker 2: embarrass yourself because if you ask for addressing that they

1596
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 2: don't have. Now you've got to keep going and going.

1597
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 2: I was it's a power dynamic.

1598
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 3: It's fine. I would be like Asian Zing. I went

1599
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 3: Asian zing'saus on my fucking lettuce.

1600
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 2: And then the waiters off to Buffalo Wild Wings to

1601
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 2: get a whole gallon of it.

1602
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.

1603
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 2: I feel like, uh, you know, I like that the

1604
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 2: waiter has the confidence in me that they think that

1605
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 2: I'll be able to name addressing they have. Yeah. I

1606
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 2: think it's a gift. Okay, so you've gotten one right, So.

1607
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 4: Yes, good.

1608
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:39,440
Speaker 2: Finally, this is from a listener named CALLI gift. He

1609
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 2: a curse calling your partner the boss.

1610
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 3: That's that's fine, let's gift. I like that. What's up, Boss?

1611
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 3: I'm man? Great?

1612
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and possibly you're married.

1613
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 3: To Bruce Springsteen.

1614
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 2: Oh it's a pretty good point.

1615
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1616
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 2: Interesting, I wonder if his wife calls him the boss?

1617
01:06:58,720 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 2: Is he married? Oh?

1618
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is the boss?

1619
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1620
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 3: I had I had a shitty pitch for SNL sketch

1621
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 3: where it was undercover Boss. But it's just Bruce Springsteen

1622
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 3: with a mustache and he's trying to like.

1623
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:15,959
Speaker 2: He's going after the East East Street band.

1624
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,600
Speaker 3: Well, he was just like helping the crew load up,

1625
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,960
Speaker 3: and he's like you, what do you guys think about

1626
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 3: Springsteen to come on, man.

1627
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea.

1628
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 3: No, it's just a fun it's a fake idea.

1629
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like where does this go?

1630
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a that's a pitch meeting sketch idea.

1631
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like last minute thing. It's it sounds like

1632
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 2: an idea.

1633
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 3: It's just the worst. No, it's not a sketch.

1634
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 2: Moving off. Yeah, uh yeah, absolutely a gift. Yeah, your

1635
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 2: partner is the boss. Maybe you're in a relationship with

1636
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 2: your employer. I support that. Yeah, more people should be

1637
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 2: in a relationship with their boss. I feel like that's

1638
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 2: a healthy dynamic. Absolutely, meeting the boss at the workplace,

1639
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:57,920
Speaker 2: mauling head over heel. Yes, go for it.

1640
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're getting uh mote it because sexual favors are

1641
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 3: being exchange.

1642
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 2: This is a healthy thing to do. Absolutely healthy calling

1643
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 2: your versu in the boss in front of your other employee,

1644
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:12,440
Speaker 2: other coworkers. Everybody loves it. Everybody thinks this is normal.

1645
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 2: Go for it, Linda, I think. I mean, it's a gift.

1646
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 2: No matter which way you cut it, that's very fun.

1647
01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 2: You've got you got two out of three.

1648
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 3: I'm mad? Why did I say eight?

1649
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 2: Eight? Okay? That's a good question. We get this occasionally

1650
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:30,720
Speaker 2: from the guests. I have a at this point, I

1651
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 2: might I might need on a least to organize this list.

1652
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,840
Speaker 2: It's a Google doc that's probably a thousand pages long

1653
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 2: with listeners suggests, and I use the number that the

1654
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 2: guest gives me to go one, two, three, four, five, six,

1655
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:44,760
Speaker 2: seven eight. That's one. Just to keep things fair, to

1656
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,479
Speaker 2: keep things nice and even it sounds like hell for you,

1657
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:50,599
Speaker 2: it is hell for me. You know the hell I'm

1658
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,640
Speaker 2: going Do you pick the three most interesting ones? But

1659
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 2: there are so many interesting ones, and you know we will.

1660
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 3: Hey, that middle one was not interesting.

1661
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,360
Speaker 2: It was Julia.

1662
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:05,559
Speaker 4: We need to play more than just Julia. I think

1663
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 4: about the other one.

1664
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:09,160
Speaker 2: It's kind of a Julia centric podcast. Every episode is

1665
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 2: dedicated to.

1666
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,719
Speaker 4: And her non problems.

1667
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 2: She's creating all this drama at every restaurant she goes

1668
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 2: to just pick range Julia.

1669
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,439
Speaker 3: You know what I've been I was thinking about this.

1670
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 3: We've all thought about this a little bit, and I

1671
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 3: was just kind of thinking about it, like, I know,

1672
01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:28,360
Speaker 3: like just glancingly, because I do have two cars right now,

1673
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 3: neither of them are at my house, and I I

1674
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:34,080
Speaker 3: just you know, it just scans in your brain a

1675
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,600
Speaker 3: little bit like, could I is there a way I

1676
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 3: could drive both those at the same time? Absolutely, I

1677
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:41,880
Speaker 3: mean I know you can't, but like it is just

1678
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 3: like there's gotta be a fuck way.

1679
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,120
Speaker 2: Like there's a machine. There's some sort of gadget that

1680
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 2: you could do that with.

1681
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 4: I was talking with about it.

1682
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,679
Speaker 3: You could turn one of the cars, put it in reverse,

1683
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 3: so then you at least have both steering wheels.

1684
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:57,879
Speaker 2: Are access to one next then yeah.

1685
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 3: Your feet are in both one foot in each car.

1686
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,519
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm going to try it, but but

1687
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 3: it's idea really help me because currently and just just

1688
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:12,680
Speaker 3: pure hell up here in this brain with this car.

1689
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:14,840
Speaker 2: I don't think you're overthinking it. You just need like

1690
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:18,519
Speaker 2: a long stick that you can kind of push pedals

1691
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 2: with a grabble.

1692
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 3: One is going to be tricky.

1693
01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 2: It's I mean, the one ten's tricky. No, that's what

1694
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 2: you know. So I could stain your who cares? Why

1695
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,479
Speaker 2: not just go for it? Two cars flying down the

1696
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,559
Speaker 2: one ten one driver people would appreciate.

1697
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:36,439
Speaker 3: That's what's rattling around in my brain. That's an actual problem.

1698
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:40,680
Speaker 3: Linda Julie, I.

1699
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 2: Do have one for what is it, like, Okay, now

1700
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 2: we both have to answer on a lease. Gift a curse?

1701
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 3: I bet it's a real one.

1702
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:51,519
Speaker 6: Well, this one comes out on this episode comes out

1703
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 6: on January second, So I figured I would ask gift

1704
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 6: a curse New Year's Eve coverage.

1705
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 2: Oh, coverage like a rock and New Year's Eve, etcetera.

1706
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 3: Absolute gift. People are fucking smashed on that thing. People

1707
01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:08,479
Speaker 3: are wasted. It's great.

1708
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,080
Speaker 2: You see like.

1709
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 3: Like, uh, who's the Andy Cohen like blacked out? It's

1710
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:16,840
Speaker 3: really fun.

1711
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 2: So drunk.

1712
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so unforfeud.

1713
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:19,880
Speaker 2: I think that.

1714
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 3: I think like two years ago they went fucking they

1715
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 3: went hard, and then like it was like it was

1716
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 3: one of these years where they clearly there was a

1717
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:29,759
Speaker 3: mandate where they had to be like we're not drinking

1718
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 3: this year, like we're all this is not a thing where.

1719
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 2: I think Don Lemon went too far with the drinking.

1720
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 2: I remember being like, Oh, this person's career is crazy,

1721
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:42,800
Speaker 2: what's happening. Yeah, this man is actively like he would

1722
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,600
Speaker 2: be drunk privately, it would be a bad situation, and

1723
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:49,759
Speaker 2: he's like on television. Yeah, yeah, I agree. A gift

1724
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,400
Speaker 2: getting to see all of that and then you get

1725
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:53,599
Speaker 2: to like They'll have these bands that no one has

1726
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:56,880
Speaker 2: ever heard of in a million years, and they're playing

1727
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:59,680
Speaker 2: in some weird studio in Burbank. It's the time of

1728
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,360
Speaker 2: their life. And you get to witness things that you're like,

1729
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,240
Speaker 2: no one's heard the song before, and somehow they've weaseled

1730
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,320
Speaker 2: their way into this coverage. I love it. It gives

1731
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 2: you a new look into the world and you don't

1732
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 2: usually see. That's fun and you don't have to go

1733
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:14,439
Speaker 2: to Times Square, which I mean, I mean, what are

1734
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:19,519
Speaker 2: you doing? What went wrong? What? What drives anyone to do?

1735
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 2: This is awful. It's just an obviously bad thing to do.

1736
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:24,759
Speaker 4: Have you ever been hammered on TV?

1737
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,599
Speaker 2: No, I should be every day.

1738
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:32,800
Speaker 3: I was hammered one timel on Act well, but to

1739
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 3: be fair, it wasn't on purpose. I was blanked out

1740
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,920
Speaker 3: of the show. It wasn't in any sketches.

1741
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a bad week.

1742
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:45,439
Speaker 3: You know, you're not even in not in one dress rehearsal.

1743
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 2: That's that.

1744
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:48,240
Speaker 3: And I still got to be there.

1745
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 2: It's not a fair work.

1746
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 3: That's there at noon noon.

1747
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:53,519
Speaker 2: Lauren's calling you.

1748
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,800
Speaker 3: So I get there at noon and I'm fucking miserable.

1749
01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,560
Speaker 3: I'm not having a good time in general, but this

1750
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 3: is bad. I started drinking at noon, just in my

1751
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 3: fucking dressing room. Dress happens. Don't even watch it. Don't

1752
01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:14,920
Speaker 3: even watch dress. Oh, I'm trashed. And then in Lauren's

1753
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:17,640
Speaker 3: office between Dress and Air, I'm I'm not even in

1754
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:19,960
Speaker 3: the office. I'm outside fucking around with like Fred Armison.

1755
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:23,360
Speaker 3: I'm just like doing bits like Brooks get in the

1756
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 3: fucking meeting and I was like what, and they were like,

1757
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 3: you're in the sketch, Like I got added into a

1758
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 3: fucking sketch.

1759
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:30,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's not fair.

1760
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 3: Well, it's very fair. It's not the job. But I

1761
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 3: didn't know that could happen.

1762
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,320
Speaker 2: And the things they put, the feeling you have when

1763
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 2: you don't think you're gonna be on the show, of

1764
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:40,719
Speaker 2: course you're drunk.

1765
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,639
Speaker 3: I'm so hammered. So then I'm fully for a live show.

1766
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 3: The sketch like imploded. It was Melissa McCarthy and like

1767
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:52,280
Speaker 3: a wall fell during Like the sketch was all bad. Uh,

1768
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 3: And I'm just in the background of it, being like

1769
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be on TV right now. I didn't even

1770
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 3: I think I had a lot, I know, and I

1771
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 3: went to the writers. I was like, you gotta take

1772
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:05,040
Speaker 3: that line away. I think the only guy away. Yeah.

1773
01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm in a bad way.

1774
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 2: If I was the writer, I'd be like, no, we're

1775
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:08,720
Speaker 2: giving you more.

1776
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 3: They were like this could be bad. So I was like,

1777
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:15,479
Speaker 3: uh oh uh. After that, I learned a big old lesson.

1778
01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 3: I was like, I could have got fired today.

1779
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,280
Speaker 2: Don't be drunk at work.

1780
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:21,560
Speaker 3: Even if you think you're not going to have to

1781
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:21,880
Speaker 3: work that.

1782
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,040
Speaker 2: Day, there's a chance you might have.

1783
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,880
Speaker 3: There's a chance you might have to work.

1784
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 2: You have to work. Tell me everybody ever like thrown

1785
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 2: up on SNL or anything like that.

1786
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 3: No, I actually asked that question. I was like, what's

1787
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,920
Speaker 3: like the craziest thing that like, like, does anybody like

1788
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 3: has it? Anybody ever from the crowd like round up

1789
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,639
Speaker 3: or anything? You know, it's fucking fifty years.

1790
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:43,360
Speaker 2: And no, why not? I mean it's just that makes

1791
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:44,720
Speaker 2: me sad about humanity.

1792
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:48,360
Speaker 3: My favorite story I have from this I was like,

1793
01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:50,400
Speaker 3: what happened when Katy Perry got caught lipsyincing?

1794
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,920
Speaker 2: Oh right, what happened?

1795
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:56,600
Speaker 3: So super quiet? And there's these double doors that go

1796
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 3: out from the studio to the hallway. Super quiet. Everyone's like,

1797
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:05,160
Speaker 3: what the fuck just happened. That's just like eerily quiet.

1798
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:08,679
Speaker 3: And then Joe Simpson her dad as a manager.

1799
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:12,400
Speaker 2: Oh wait, so you said Katie Perry at actually Simpsons

1800
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:17,439
Speaker 2: so sorry, Yeah, let's get great actually actually Simpson, actually Simpson.

1801
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:18,800
Speaker 4: What happened when she got hot?

1802
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:22,960
Speaker 3: Yes, and Joe Simpson like busted through the double doors

1803
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:27,200
Speaker 3: and yelled, well it's all over, and he was fucking

1804
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:31,120
Speaker 3: right all over so much.

1805
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:32,439
Speaker 2: That's so great.

1806
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy is such a weird though, so funny.

1807
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 2: Wow, that's amazing. Yeah, I wish that was recorded. I

1808
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:43,599
Speaker 2: know he should have. He should have burst on while

1809
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,719
Speaker 2: she was doing it. Yeah, I mean Joe Simpson, I'm

1810
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:49,160
Speaker 2: sorry he didn't. The guy is so strange and so

1811
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:52,240
Speaker 2: fame hungry. Let's get him back on TV.

1812
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 4: Absolutely like a reality show.

1813
01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 3: Part of that.

1814
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was always involved. He was always talking about

1815
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:01,360
Speaker 2: his daughter's bodies and ways is We're like, what's happening?

1816
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:04,840
Speaker 2: And then did he come out? Is he gay? There's

1817
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:08,600
Speaker 2: a chance that the situation was really evolving. Okay, but

1818
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:11,400
Speaker 2: I could be wrong. It just feels like, right, yeah,

1819
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,320
Speaker 2: it feels like if you're Jessica Simpson's dad, you probably

1820
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:17,759
Speaker 2: are gay. Let's see what's happening here? Anally seems very concerned.

1821
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,679
Speaker 6: I mean, I guess there might have been rumored.

1822
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 2: Is he still alive.

1823
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:26,519
Speaker 3: This part?

1824
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:27,360
Speaker 2: He doesn't.

1825
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:30,360
Speaker 6: He doesn't have a wikiped This is making it very difficult.

1826
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:34,200
Speaker 2: He doesn't have a Wikipedia page. What okay, something's gone

1827
01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:37,680
Speaker 2: probably wrong? Well on a least, were we correct or what?

1828
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,439
Speaker 3: Of course you were correct.

1829
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 6: There's nothing I find more joy in than watching people,

1830
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:44,200
Speaker 6: as said before, get hammered on TV.

1831
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,519
Speaker 2: It's why I love the Golden Globes. It's such a

1832
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:51,559
Speaker 2: rare thing to see just getting drunk on Televisionated. Okay,

1833
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,360
Speaker 2: well we won good for us, and we need to

1834
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:57,120
Speaker 2: answer a listener question real quick. This is called I

1835
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:59,799
Speaker 2: said no emails, We helpe me answer a question. Yeahs

1836
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 2: are begging for answers. People write into I said no

1837
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:07,920
Speaker 2: gifts at gmail dot com and this says hello Bridger

1838
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,920
Speaker 2: and the person speaking with Bridger, that's you.

1839
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:10,439
Speaker 3: Wow.

1840
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,800
Speaker 2: I'm a family therapist and I work for a nonprofit

1841
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,599
Speaker 2: organization with very limited financial resources. Thanks to the greed

1842
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,719
Speaker 2: of our CEO and other superiors. OH should have named

1843
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:23,920
Speaker 2: some names. Because of our funding concerns, we are quite

1844
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,559
Speaker 2: limited in materials for therapeutic activities to engage with children

1845
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 2: and their families. I'm wondering if you and your guest

1846
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:34,320
Speaker 2: have any ideas for activities for families to do with

1847
01:17:34,479 --> 01:17:38,559
Speaker 2: me to promote healing without promoting capitalism. Will you help

1848
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,880
Speaker 2: me do my job and not spend any money with

1849
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:44,880
Speaker 2: love anonymous therapist. Wow, I mean the perfect podcast to

1850
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 2: come to with this question.

1851
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 3: I would say, Yeah, that's free stuff to do with

1852
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:51,160
Speaker 3: the families to.

1853
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 2: Promote healing without promoting capitalists. Right, I mean, okay, well,

1854
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,760
Speaker 2: this person has put a lot on our shoulders. No shit, ah,

1855
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:05,559
Speaker 2: way of a nation. Go to a park. Uh, get

1856
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:09,280
Speaker 2: a ball of yarn and throw it around. I mean,

1857
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,200
Speaker 2: I guess that costs money. I mean, this is what

1858
01:18:11,439 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 2: this is what you do?

1859
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:12,400
Speaker 1: You do?

1860
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:15,639
Speaker 2: I think what these families need is a common enemy,

1861
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:18,400
Speaker 2: which could be this therapist. The therapist gives them chores

1862
01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:24,080
Speaker 2: to do. Go clean some windows, rake leaves, do community service.

1863
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:26,599
Speaker 2: This is the perfect sort of thing with this family.

1864
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 2: No matter what's going on with their problems, they'll have

1865
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,400
Speaker 2: a new problem they can all focus on, which is

1866
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:32,439
Speaker 2: this horrible therapist.

1867
01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:33,280
Speaker 3: Hatred bond.

1868
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:35,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, the hatred bond. Let them grow to hate you.

1869
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:39,320
Speaker 2: And then you can release them and they'll be totally healed.

1870
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:42,800
Speaker 2: I'll say that's good, that's real good. You come an enemy,

1871
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 2: you got common enemy. And if the therapist doesn't want

1872
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:46,920
Speaker 2: to take that on, they can gossip about the CEO

1873
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:50,080
Speaker 2: with these families. Yeah, I feel like talking shit heels.

1874
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:53,240
Speaker 3: I also confused on why you are a family therapist,

1875
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,920
Speaker 3: but somehow a CEO is taking all your resources.

1876
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,280
Speaker 4: Well, your therapy.

1877
01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:03,479
Speaker 2: Became the nonprofit. Apparently this is a very corrupt. Interesting

1878
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 2: that somebody's lining their pockets at this nonprofit with the

1879
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:10,280
Speaker 2: money that should be leading to healing. Why this this

1880
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 2: person should be blowing the whistle a little harder. I

1881
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,719
Speaker 2: think the names should have been named. The organization should

1882
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:15,600
Speaker 2: have been named.

1883
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,000
Speaker 3: Her name should have been named.

1884
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, she should have stood up and said this is

1885
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,160
Speaker 2: not happening. Even tell cowards.

1886
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:23,800
Speaker 3: If you're gonna whistle, blow whistle. This is the worst

1887
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:25,800
Speaker 3: type of whistle blowing. You're like, things are happening. You're

1888
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:27,160
Speaker 3: not going to tell you where or who I am?

1889
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:34,240
Speaker 2: What are you doing this? This is a tease? Yeah,

1890
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:37,320
Speaker 2: I mean, I think the first thing this therapist needs

1891
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,720
Speaker 2: to do is work on themselves. That's what I'll say,

1892
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 2: oh there, there, we go find another therapist within the

1893
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:47,720
Speaker 2: nonprofit to help you blow the whistle and get rid

1894
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:50,479
Speaker 2: of the CEO. There will be a power shift there.

1895
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:52,880
Speaker 2: Everything will work out and these families will finally get

1896
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:56,639
Speaker 2: the attention they need. The I mean, it's so easy.

1897
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:58,400
Speaker 2: Why did they even write in? This is the big

1898
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:03,280
Speaker 2: question there. This coward is a loser. It won't even

1899
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:04,200
Speaker 2: name themselves.

1900
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:08,120
Speaker 3: Email and you get called a coward and a loser.

1901
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:16,120
Speaker 2: Well write a better email. Yes, this organization needs a

1902
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,439
Speaker 2: hero and it's not this person. And I hate to

1903
01:20:18,479 --> 01:20:22,880
Speaker 2: hear it. It's fine. Uh and uh. And that CEO,

1904
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:24,920
Speaker 2: I mean the CEO is making a little money.

1905
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:25,719
Speaker 3: Who cares.

1906
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:27,560
Speaker 2: We've all got to make it.

1907
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:28,360
Speaker 3: It's some ceo.

1908
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:36,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody's like I love my CEO CEO famously.

1909
01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:42,360
Speaker 2: Good guys, Well we answered it perfectly. Listener, don't write

1910
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,760
Speaker 2: back in unless you want to give us your name.

1911
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:49,280
Speaker 2: Next time. I've got my new mustards. I've had such

1912
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:51,720
Speaker 2: a wonderful time. Thank you so much, thank you for

1913
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:53,760
Speaker 2: being here. And throw these in the cupboard and see

1914
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:57,080
Speaker 2: what happens. They could grow, Yeah, they could grow. Maybe

1915
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:57,679
Speaker 2: they could grow.

1916
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:01,280
Speaker 3: Have my little maybe I didn't know they were expired,

1917
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:02,280
Speaker 3: and I do apologize for that.

1918
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,720
Speaker 2: Don't apologize for that to me.

1919
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:07,360
Speaker 3: I really did feel like, look, I live by myself

1920
01:21:07,439 --> 01:21:09,920
Speaker 3: right now, and I'm like, I'm not going to use these, Like,

1921
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:10,720
Speaker 3: this is no way.

1922
01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:13,360
Speaker 2: What are you pulling out the pineapple mustard? Ye your head?

1923
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:15,000
Speaker 3: I was like, maybe you would like to cook, or

1924
01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:17,919
Speaker 3: know somebody would like to cook. These are decent items,

1925
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:18,880
Speaker 3: but they are expired.

1926
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,040
Speaker 2: It Actually, I don't think it works in any situation

1927
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:22,960
Speaker 2: because I feel like if you bring out the honey pineapple,

1928
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:24,680
Speaker 2: people are like always trying to be fancy. This is

1929
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:27,439
Speaker 2: kind of sad too. Yeah, there's just no situation where

1930
01:21:27,479 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 2: this actually works.

1931
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:30,880
Speaker 3: What Villain gave these to me is what I want

1932
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:31,040
Speaker 3: to know.

1933
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:34,160
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for being here.

1934
01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:34,880
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

1935
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,800
Speaker 2: This was really really fun and listener, the podcast is over.

1936
01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:41,760
Speaker 2: There's really nothing left to say to you. I hope

1937
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,320
Speaker 2: you find something to do with your time today and

1938
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:47,360
Speaker 2: we'll just wrap it up here. I love you, goodbye,

1939
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:56,240
Speaker 2: I said. No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our

1940
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:59,439
Speaker 2: senior producer is on Alis Nelson, and our episodes are

1941
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:03,360
Speaker 2: beautiful mixed by Ben Toliday. The theme song is by

1942
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:06,519
Speaker 2: miracle worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without

1943
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:10,679
Speaker 2: our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram.

1944
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:12,760
Speaker 2: At I said, no gifts. That's where you're going to

1945
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:15,640
Speaker 2: see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And

1946
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:18,879
Speaker 2: don't you want to see the gifts? I invit?

1947
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 3: Did you hear?

1948
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:22,519
Speaker 2: Though?

1949
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:27,560
Speaker 1: A man myself perfectly clear? When you're a guest to me,

1950
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:36,479
Speaker 1: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

1951
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:42,559
Speaker 1: you're our presences. Presence enough and I already had too

1952
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:47,479
Speaker 1: much stuff, So how do you dare to survey me?

1953
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:00,360
Speaker 6: Oh,