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Speaker 1: What's that, Johnny? You're thinking of stepping out to Susie's

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Speaker 1: Dining with your best gal Betty for some meat and

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Speaker 1: potatoes before heading down to Sammy's Tavern to drink some

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Speaker 1: gin rickeys and then do a little swing dancing. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Johnny, have you gone mad? We haven't been

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Speaker 1: able to cut a rug with a pin up girl

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Speaker 1: with fantastic gams in over a year now. Havn't you heard?

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Speaker 1: There's a pandemic outside? That's right why Sammy's tavern has

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Speaker 1: been boarded up for months due to the pandemic pandemonia

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Speaker 1: that's making this whole world insane. I tell you, absolutely, Batty,

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Speaker 1: better take off that zoot suit and FaceTime your lady friend,

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Speaker 1: and first explain what FaceTime is because I think this

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Speaker 1: is the forties, and tell her that you're not doing

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Speaker 1: nothing tonight anyhow. We're staying home tonight and gathering round

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Speaker 1: the radio to listen to one of our favorite talkies. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I heard that weird bead eyed little man Jewel on.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show has another round of crazy COVID stories

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Speaker 1: that we might have missed this week that'll have us

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Speaker 1: both saying, what you gotta be coviding me. Here's one.

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Speaker 1: Two women who are thirty four and forty four years old.

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Speaker 1: By the way, this story right here is kind of

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Speaker 1: a national trend that's happening, and it's very disturbing. Thirty

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Speaker 1: four and forty four years old. They were busted going

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Speaker 1: to a vaccination site in Orange County, Florida, dressed up

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Speaker 1: as old ladies right in gloves and bonnets to get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine. Oh no, that's terrible. That is a lot

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Speaker 1: of people are doing it. This is one of many

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Speaker 1: stories this week of people dressing up as old people.

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Speaker 1: They only have to show some sort of idea. I

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Speaker 1: have no idea how it worked, but I know that

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that have been doing this.

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Speaker 1: So don't dress like an old person and go get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine shot. It's rude. Also, you might get in

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Speaker 1: trouble and it'll have you saying what this next story,

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Speaker 1: the entire school board for a district in Contra Coasta County,

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Speaker 1: California has resigned the entire school district. Oh okay, that's

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Speaker 1: a lot of people. Yeah, that's not good. After they

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Speaker 1: started criticizing parents before a virtual meeting started. This is

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Speaker 1: the teachers. Oh are the people on the school board

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Speaker 1: on the virtual meeting not realizing that it was public

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Speaker 1: and there were parents on the line already. This is

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Speaker 1: them talking amongst themselves. Are we alone? If you're gonna

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Speaker 1: call me out, I'm gonna sorry, that's just me. They

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Speaker 1: want to pick on us because they want their babysit

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Speaker 1: our back, right Oh, just for while, you guys have

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Speaker 1: the meeting. Oh, we have the meeting open to the

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Speaker 1: public right now. Great, great, great, Wow, it's kind of funny.

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Speaker 1: They also were saying things like, well, they just want

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Speaker 1: their kids back in school so they can stay home

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Speaker 1: and smoke weed by themselves without their kids there. They

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Speaker 1: were just slipping on parents. I'm sure they deal with

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Speaker 1: all kinds of crazy parents also, though they should have

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Speaker 1: known not to do that when the meeting was public

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Speaker 1: and they're gonna be joining. And it was hilarious when

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Speaker 1: when that one woman realized that the parents were on

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Speaker 1: their were lives, like, oh great, okay, And that story

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Speaker 1: had people go and what you got out to be

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Speaker 1: COVID in me? This next story, how stupid of a

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Speaker 1: criminal is this guy? A guy robbed a gas station

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Speaker 1: Saint Louis last week but kept his mask around his

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Speaker 1: chin instead of pulling it over his face. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So now the cops have a perfect video of him

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Speaker 1: from the surveillance. Like it's you have the perfect opportunity

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Speaker 1: time you can be a criminal. You can walk into

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Speaker 1: any business with a mask on and they're not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're not. A good question. You at a hall and

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Speaker 1: the sky pulls his mask down so they get a

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Speaker 1: full video of him. That's surprising too. I haven't heard

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Speaker 1: of many bank rubberies, but like usually bank rubbers have

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Speaker 1: their masks on. This is the perfect time. Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 1: So the cops saw that video and guess what they said?

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Speaker 1: What what you gotta be COVID in me? Man? That

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Speaker 1: was a good tie. Ind all right, This last crazy

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Speaker 1: COVID story that you might have missed this week. County

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Speaker 1: commissioner in Manatee, Florida has apologized after she created a

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Speaker 1: VIP list for people to receive the COVID vaccine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it only included people from two wealthy zip codes.

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Speaker 1: Oh and she put her own name on the list. Wow. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're the people in need, and yes they are. How

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Speaker 1: are they going to ride horses and hang out on

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Speaker 1: their yachts. If they're on the vaccine, who's who's gonna

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Speaker 1: safe also from their help who probably does have COVID

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Speaker 1: because they didn't get the vaccine, because they're not rich

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Speaker 1: or pretending to be old people. All right, Well that

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Speaker 1: was another riveting round of what you gotta be cod

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Speaker 1: We need like a what you're gonna be covided me

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Speaker 1: job every time you say it's a jewel show