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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, it's Nikki. It's

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Thursday, babies. Um,

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Speaker 1: I am here in Santa Monica, California with my mother.

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Speaker 1: She is visiting. What's up, Julia Glazer and nothing kidding

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Speaker 1: so much? I just kidding, just kidding. You didn't even

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Speaker 1: mean it to do that, and you just you're just

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Speaker 1: just kidding. You have done this to me. No, you

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Speaker 1: did not kidding until I was just kidding, and then

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Speaker 1: it took off. It took off. I don't know what happened. Um.

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Speaker 1: So she's here sitting here with me. Um, we had

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Speaker 1: a little good morning. Uh. Andrew is in Austin, Texas?

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Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yes? I am. I saw you bringing

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Speaker 1: a Tobo Chico on on camera. I know that that

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Speaker 1: is the national beverage of Austin, Texas. Have Why are

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Speaker 1: top Chico so fucking good compared to any other sparkling water? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I really yeah. I don't think everybody's talking about Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. So I mean you take it down Topo.

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Speaker 1: They're expensive, Well that's price. There is a superior taste

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Speaker 1: to it. My mom's taste will be affected by the

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Speaker 1: price tag of something. Last night, Chris was in her

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Speaker 1: guest room is Chris's closet, and Chris had to go

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Speaker 1: in there after she was in bed. He was like,

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Speaker 1: I feel so bad. I gotta get a shirt for

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Speaker 1: tomorrow and come on in, Chris, And so I knocked.

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Speaker 1: I was like, can we come in? My mom's like

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Speaker 1: laying in bed like a corpse. I said, come on in,

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Speaker 1: come on and Chris, and she's sitting there in her

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Speaker 1: ned with rosebud coming in that's just how you get

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Speaker 1: ready for bed, that look. Yeah. And so he comes

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Speaker 1: in and he is going through the closet to find

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Speaker 1: a shirt and he pulls out a shirt and has

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Speaker 1: a tag on it like it's brand new, and she goes, oh, newby,

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Speaker 1: he got a newby And he starts laughing so hard.

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Speaker 1: We were saying newbie in bed after you we went

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Speaker 1: to bed for like twenty minutes. I just he just

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Speaker 1: goes to your mom is so funny. I doesn't want

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Speaker 1: to make him alive. He he laughs. It makes me

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Speaker 1: realize how much he doesn't laugh at me when he

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Speaker 1: surresds to him, like this guy is capable of like

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Speaker 1: cracking up everything. We know. He looks at me and

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Speaker 1: starts laughing. I don't know what I have done to him.

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Speaker 1: He really does. Honestly, you are. You are like the

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Speaker 1: funniest person to him. He just looks. I'm like, what now,

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Speaker 1: I don't do anything? He will. The one time that

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Speaker 1: really we can't get over it was when we went

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Speaker 1: to see my dad perform and he asked my mom,

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Speaker 1: you can get up there and sing tonight because sometimes

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Speaker 1: she will, and she goes, no, Chris, I'm a broken woman.

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Speaker 1: And I stamped by that. We were like, what does

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Speaker 1: that even mean? But it's because her neck was sucked

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Speaker 1: up the problem? Why are you a broken woman? When

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Speaker 1: did your body start breaking? Like? When when should we

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Speaker 1: get ready for it? Honestly, women me Andrew, it was yeah,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't a day. It was just like, uh, my

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Speaker 1: body hurts. I'm like, I didn't even do anything on you.

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Speaker 1: Was just said as this clip of Patton Oswalt where

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Speaker 1: he says turning fifty after fifty. Before fifty, he was like,

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Speaker 1: I could walk into propeller blades and just put some

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Speaker 1: back tea on it. And then after fifty, uh, my

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Speaker 1: spine implodes because a leaf falls near me. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of true. He said, I broke my ankle because I

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Speaker 1: was stepping off a curb. It was like like like

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Speaker 1: an aunt who like saw a bird like it was.

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Speaker 1: He just was talking about how frail you get and

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Speaker 1: on you was like, yeah, like she's feeling like her,

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Speaker 1: she's feeling age. I'm not really feeling it yet, but

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I get that, but I know it happens.

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Speaker 1: I started. I started to hear you guys complain about

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Speaker 1: your age. I feel like around my age, like thirty eight,

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Speaker 1: when you're just like you would just get up and

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Speaker 1: kind of go like those kinds of things, you know,

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Speaker 1: hang out. Andrew. We know Andrew feels it because he, uh,

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Speaker 1: what was the thing? All right? Follow that I can't

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Speaker 1: get down at standing and I'm standing and I can't

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Speaker 1: get down down there? Yeah he gets down. It's on

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Speaker 1: the floor. The beds on the floor. You pay hundreds

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Speaker 1: of dollars to sleep on the floor. I guess it's minimalists.

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Speaker 1: They where where you can get to the beds the

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Speaker 1: hotel or AIRPB hotel, hotel, and it has like a

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Speaker 1: like there's not really it's a platform bedably, it's a platform,

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Speaker 1: but it's so low though, I'm I hurt getting down

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Speaker 1: off get on all fours like almost like a crowd position.

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Speaker 1: You roll to all fours off the bed, and then

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Speaker 1: can you get up from there? I guess it needs

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Speaker 1: to have one of those McCanns thinks, aren't you doing

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Speaker 1: burpies in there? That like you got to get on

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Speaker 1: the ground and then get back up really quick, like

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Speaker 1: aren't those part of your wait? And you can't get

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Speaker 1: in the bed or out of the bed, which is it?

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Speaker 1: He can't get out out? Yeah? Out and up? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's hard. Like when he's playing with his cat on

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Speaker 1: the ground, he has trouble getting back up? Is that

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Speaker 1: a thing for you? Yeah, that's a definite thing getting

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Speaker 1: back A taller cat, well, that's why people go at

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Speaker 1: greyhounds when they're old boys. Needs to be like one

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Speaker 1: of those Halloween cats that like holds up its hand

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Speaker 1: like it squeezes together and arches his back like really

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Speaker 1: skinny and top of another cat. I need like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would be cool. Um, do you have a cat

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Speaker 1: power for your cat? One of those trump at the top,

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Speaker 1: but really, do you have one of those? I always

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Speaker 1: say his name on everything if I had a cat,

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Speaker 1: I'd get one of those town I know they're cute. No,

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Speaker 1: it's just that gives the cats something, right, instead of

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Speaker 1: your curtains or your leg at your couch that he's

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Speaker 1: going to tear. Well. Yeah, I think people don't not

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Speaker 1: get a tower because they're like, I want him to

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Speaker 1: rip my curtains up, because they just are lazy and cheap.

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Speaker 1: Now that's something I wouldn't be so cheap one right,

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Speaker 1: But much think sewer runs nowadays, I would say they nine.

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Speaker 1: You could find one for easily on like Facebook Marketplace.

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Speaker 1: People are trying to get one of those things and

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Speaker 1: to be a goodwill good Well, go on Facebook Marketplace that.

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Speaker 1: I loved Facebook Marketplace when I was furnishing my apartment.

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Speaker 1: That's so fun. I look at it every day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's good, it's fun. It's just what people are trying.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that has more stuff on it than

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Speaker 1: like Craigslist that isn't even look at Craig's anymore. It's

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Speaker 1: it's a nightmare. Yeah, yeah, why because has any scan

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Speaker 1: too much crap? Too much crap and you get through

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Speaker 1: your marketplace search because are you going in there and

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Speaker 1: you're just seeing what happens or well, right now, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for certain things because Matt and Lauren are looking

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Speaker 1: for a couch and they want a specific couch. They

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Speaker 1: want a joy bird. Well they would like a joy bird.

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Speaker 1: But yeah I did. I did find a joy bird.

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Speaker 1: Nice couches love sacks. That's what Chris and I are

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Speaker 1: going to get nice. They sound sexual, Well, we are couch.

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Speaker 1: We just talked about this like. There was something on

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Speaker 1: Redd and I saw that said if if you ever

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Speaker 1: go to someone's house, you just know that that couple

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Speaker 1: has had sex on that couch and you're sitting on

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Speaker 1: except you would have added that sexual. Yeah, that would

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Speaker 1: be very sexual. I've probably had sex something euch, just kidding.

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Speaker 1: I haven't just kidding. I haven't had sex coming in couch.

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Speaker 1: I would not. That was that was the old to me.

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Speaker 1: You guys ever replaced those couches since then? Those, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we gotta at somebody else's used couch. Then that someone

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Speaker 1: else had sex on. I probably had sex on those

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Speaker 1: when they were at other people's house. I got around

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Speaker 1: at Saint Louis. God, I don't want a cat tower

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Speaker 1: that other cats have fucked on. Oh yeah, everyone sucks

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Speaker 1: on their on their cat powers. That's why I say

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Speaker 1: cat one cat thro that that's so u. So I'm

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles with my mother. Oh wait, yeah, we

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Speaker 1: wanted to know how you were searched on Facebook. So

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of looking for a few things, and so

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Speaker 1: I have pinpoints that I can just go to. Okay,

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Speaker 1: couches and then I look at the couches for the day.

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Speaker 1: What else am I fascinating? So you type in couches, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just type of Really No, I don't. I know, I

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Speaker 1: did too, it's already in there. I don't already and

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Speaker 1: I don't even have to type it. So when you

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Speaker 1: go to the cursor, it just comes up as one

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Speaker 1: of your things. Oh baby, Now what earth is a

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Speaker 1: things that normal people wouldn't know? Going on Facebook? Marketplace

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Speaker 1: that you know and you probably wouldn't even tell your

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Speaker 1: secrets if you had them, But I don't think you

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Speaker 1: have us. Here's the thing about that. It's all about

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Speaker 1: timing you if you I mean, it's I mean, you

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Speaker 1: gotta be on its. My mom, Yeah, my mom is

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Speaker 1: constantly on Facebook. Market big coin is a love sack chair, Yes,

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Speaker 1: no it is. This is my mom and my mom

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Speaker 1: uses both hands to look at her phone. My mom,

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Speaker 1: just can't. Have you ever just scrolled your phone with

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Speaker 1: close to her face, and she's what's the one window

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Speaker 1: and then she scrolls like this like she's just giving

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Speaker 1: out a flick. It can never be like the price

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Speaker 1: is right. It's kind of fun. It's like she's like

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Speaker 1: she always like gambling, fruit ninja or angry birds. I'm

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Speaker 1: gambling and it's just scrolling on Twitter or something. She'll

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Speaker 1: you know in your text where you search a word?

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Speaker 1: Because today she was trying to take a picture of

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Speaker 1: my um Starbucks order so she could remember, and I go,

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Speaker 1: there's no point in you taking a picture of this.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna signed it in your photos. I've watched

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Speaker 1: you before. It's gonna get buried. I'm gonna send you photo,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna get send photos of the kids, and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna get you. I'm gonna see you doing this. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: I gotta find this. I gotta find this damn order

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Speaker 1: Nikki sent me. So then I taught her, I go,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna text, and that way you can look in

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Speaker 1: your text. You know how to search in your text.

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Speaker 1: And I taught her how. And so I told her

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Speaker 1: to go back to her text and then you know how,

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Speaker 1: you pulled that, you scroll, pulled down and then a

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Speaker 1: search bark up. Now and she flicks. She's like she

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Speaker 1: can't just like and you know how sometimes you can flick,

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Speaker 1: like how to go to your mainstream? Like you do

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Speaker 1: this and all these options come up. What fact, my

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Speaker 1: mom uses her phone like a rotor, right, the flicking

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Speaker 1: of the figure. Still they need to make little hand

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Speaker 1: like little handles on the side, like when you play

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Speaker 1: slots at the mean those little things you could little

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Speaker 1: pull a little trick, a little handle for you. My

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Speaker 1: mom played she came to see me at a casino.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even play the slot. Would you play craps? Now?

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Speaker 1: I played roulette, but I played for like an hour

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Speaker 1: that He was like, you know, uh, there was some

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Speaker 1: sign about like no smoking weed. He's like, or there

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Speaker 1: was something about weed, and he was like, they benefit

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Speaker 1: from people smoking weed because they can't count cards, and

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Speaker 1: I go, you think people are counting cards? Shitty casino,

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Speaker 1: no offense to the casino in Iowa on the border.

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Speaker 1: There's no one counting cards there. If there is, there's

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Speaker 1: like it comes under and you can see like this,

422
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: like you know when you pull your eye down because

423
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 1: you have something caught in it. Their eyelids always have

424
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 1: these pockets underneath that are exposed. That was a human being,

425
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 1: it would be on hospice. Dogs are walking around looking

426
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: very This is controversial. I don't think bulldogs are cute.

427
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 1: I once there was this guy I was like kind

428
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 1: of seeing and he got a bulldog that had like

429
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 1: blue eyes, and I was like, I was like, I

430
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 1: remember being like, he's so cute, and his dog makes

431
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: me physically ill when I see it come up as

432
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: it looks like sometimes I have to see what this

433
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,160
Speaker 1: guy's up to on Instagram and I'll see his ugly

434
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: dog and I'll go, oh good, I'm so glad. It's

435
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 1: just it's an ugly dog for an ugly person, Well

436
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: you just know that. But you know what, I would

437
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: probably get a bulldog and love it. So I just

438
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: want to say I don't need my dog to be

439
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 1: cute to own it. This is the thing. People think

440
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: that something not being cute means it doesn't deserve to

441
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: live or doesn't deserve love. Like it's some kind of

442
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 1: like like if someone thought my dog wasn't cute, I

443
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: really don't care. It doesn't mean that it's any less

444
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 1: lovable or sweet. It doesn't matter if I think your

445
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: dog is cute. But I don't think a lot of

446
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: dogs are cute. I think they're just as gross as

447
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: like a cockroach. But I still like, I don't kill cockroaches.

448
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? You are there's dogs you don't

449
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: think you're cute. I I'm trying to kind of well,

450
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: and I'm in the same camp those cute over cute dogs.

451
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, we get it. They're cute. You know that.

452
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 1: It's like it's like, oh, look at me, I have

453
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: the cutest dog. People. You know, people, that's not why

454
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 1: you get a dog to have the crudest dog. You

455
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: get it started a dog. You're all like you're on

456
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 1: one side, like, so you need running the mill dog.

457
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 1: You don't want a bulldogs too ugly, a golden dudeles

458
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 1: take a coul dog. No, I'll take a hop Like

459
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they're ugly, and don't tell me your dog.

460
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 1: I will not go your dog is so cute. It's

461
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: not cute. It has human eyes. But some people do

462
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 1: think they're cute. It's a matter of opinion. But just

463
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,479
Speaker 1: because I think, I just want to tell people. If

464
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Speaker 1: you have a bulldog and I don't think your dog

465
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: is cute, it doesn't mean I don't think your dog

466
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: is awesome and that you don't think they're cute. Yeah,

467
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: and you are probably actually you're probably not too cute.

468
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean that you don't deserve love and that

469
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: you aren't in school and like better than Like I'm

470
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: exploring this thing in my set right now where if

471
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: you say someone's ugly, like unequivlically, like this person is

472
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: not cute, this person is not attractive, you get like

473
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 1: that's so mean, and it's like, why is that a

474
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 1: judgment on there? It doesn't mean it's just a fact

475
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: some people are not attractive. But you can't say that.

476
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: It's just I didn't know how to end up sentence,

477
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: and then I looked at you and I knew exactly

478
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: where I was going. Some people get some people. But

479
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,120
Speaker 1: but it's so funny because we live in a society

480
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: where if you're attractive, it means you're good, which it

481
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that at all, as you know, many attractive

482
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: people are not good. But we live in a society

483
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: where if you're ugly it means you're bad. If you're attractive,

484
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: it means you're good. And it's like, where did where

485
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: did that get lined up? Because there's I should be

486
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: able to say that someone is ugly and not having

487
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 1: people go that's so mean. No, it's just a act.

488
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: It's like saying they're poor. It's like saying they're probably

489
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: why though, but that's what I'm saying. I would be

490
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: hurt too. But I'm saying we got to take away

491
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: the moral um, you know, the moral levity of of

492
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: of your looks, Like why does that mean? It doesn't

493
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 1: mean you're a bad person, it's just about people's feelings. Well,

494
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: because we because looks matter so much. I just read

495
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 1: this article that said hot girls get better grades across

496
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: the board, high school, college, they get better grades, but

497
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: during Zoom their grades stabilized to the same as everyone

498
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: else's because because the press fasters couldn't smell their pussies.

499
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: I don't know, their pheromones weren't coming out but the row.

500
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: But that's why I'm talking about. That's why we think.

501
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: That's why we think attractive is good because you get

502
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: rewarded for being attractive, you get good things, and so

503
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: when someone calls you ugly, you go, well, that means

504
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get all these advantages, and there

505
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: there's just this you should be able to call someone ugly.

506
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 1: I hope we get to a place where someone can

507
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: go I'm ugly and everyone goes, no, you're not. It's like,

508
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: why is it bad that I'm ugly? Why I was

509
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: just born this way? I feel like with entertainment to

510
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: there's always like room for one ugly person and everyone's like, wow,

511
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: let's champion them, and it's like, what about the second

512
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: ugly person. They're like, well, that's too much ugly. Like

513
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: the same with fat and ugly. We have like one

514
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 1: ugly woman maybe who gets to work, and we have

515
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: like four fat women in entertainment, and that is it. Men.

516
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 1: There's probably like fifty that work because there's like character actors,

517
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: but there's and and there's maybe like four fat men

518
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,239
Speaker 1: because and then a lot of them may just make

519
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,959
Speaker 1: them wear fat suits. But you you're right, there's always

520
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: a threshold of like how a good looking guy gain

521
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: weight for the role and still you know what I mean, yeah,

522
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: IDs to play the role that this other for other

523
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: people about the Brendan Fraser is now like getting critical

524
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: acclaim for the whale playing a four gay man. And

525
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: it's like they could have found one of those. They're

526
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: all over the place. Give that guy a chance, give

527
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: that four inner pound chance. Got no chances in life,

528
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: and that would have been it. Well different. Sorry, I

529
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: have a question though, because isn't it different if I

530
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: call myself ugly versus someone else calling me ugly? Yeah,

531
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: but it's I'm saying that ugly shouldn't mean anything either way.

532
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: You should when I call myself ugly or I say, oh,

533
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: I'm I look old, people you know they want to

534
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: go no, you're not. But that tells me that there's

535
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: something wrong with being those things? What's wrong with being ugly?

536
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: What's wrong with being old. The problem is is that

537
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: there's nothing really inherently wrong with either of those things.

538
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: It doesn't change the person you are, doesn't change what

539
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: you're capable of, It doesn't change your intelligence, It doesn't

540
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,479
Speaker 1: change any of these things. What it changes is how

541
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: people treat you. And if we lived in a society

542
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: where everyone was treated the same way. But we're not,

543
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: because biologically we're attracted to things that we want to fuck,

544
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: and we want to give things people things that we

545
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: want to fuck. But it doesn't. I think that we

546
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: just have looks and character mixed up and so something

547
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: there's something evil about being ugly, where it's really just

548
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: as subjective as your skin color or your hair color,

549
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: or your the coarseness of your hair. It's really just

550
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: that much of a different or saying that some people

551
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: are more intelligent than other people, it's just it we

552
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: both there's a there's a there's a high placed upon

553
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: a challenge is intelligence when really there shouldn't be. It's

554
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 1: either because you can't choose how intelligent you are. You

555
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: either are you aren't. It should just be black And

556
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, doesn't any this makes sense? Intelligence?

557
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: You can make yourself more intelligent. No, you can't. You're

558
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: kind of born with I mean, you can learn more,

559
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: you can't change. There could be more. But if someone's

560
00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: born with learning disabilities and a low que let's say,

561
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't make them a worse person than someone who's

562
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: born really smart. But we as a society put that

563
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: meaning on it. It's just as different as like a

564
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: blonde person and a person with brown hair. That's the

565
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: difference there. But for some reason we don't put morality

566
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: on those things. We don't put morality on We pretty

567
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: much put morality on every People that are smarter make

568
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: more money. People are better looking, make more money. It

569
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: doesn't change if you're a good person or not, or

570
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: like the time of person you are. And that's what

571
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: we put on it is like that person is somehow

572
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: a bad person. You're bad. If you're fat, you're bad.

573
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: If you're ugly, you're bad. If you're not intelligent, those things,

574
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: it's not true. I mean, people with Down syndrome are

575
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: definitely less intelligent than the rest of us, and they

576
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: are probably a hundred times better than the rest of

577
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: us in terms of like actual morals. What would you

578
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: want to see what would you want to see a

579
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: world which it will never happen, where people are judged

580
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: for the character their character, and not the color of

581
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: there's what am I mart listening, not the color of

582
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: the kid, not how fat they are, not how intelligent

583
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: they are. We but like in the world you're talking about,

584
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: just be nicer to those people. Don't give girls that

585
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: are hotter better grades. I wish that, but these are

586
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: all things that are subconscious. You can't help. Don't hold

587
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: doors for people that you know you want to fuck

588
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: and not for people you don't want to fuck. Don't

589
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: treat homeless people different than you would a person with

590
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: a lot of money, don't you know? Like, but we

591
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: we can't stop doing that because it's all subconscious. I

592
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: think you're over exaggerating on the fucking people, know that

593
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: is what it's about. It's by a lot of Yeah,

594
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: it's like you, it's I mean, you're not being nicer

595
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: people because you want to, But you're nicer to beautiful people,

596
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: probably because nicer people get You know that nicer people

597
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: have more things in the world. You want access to

598
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: the things they might be able to give you, and

599
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: the reason they get more things in this world is

600
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: because they are fuckable and because you know, people who

601
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: generally have most of the power, men want to have

602
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: sex with them and so they get more things. I

603
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: know I'm nicer to people sometimes when without even knowing it,

604
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: subconsciously because they're a pretty girl and I'm intimidated, and

605
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, maybe if she likes me, people will

606
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: think I'm a pretty girl, and then I'll get more things.

607
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: It's like we're all driven to these things. No, um,

608
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I really don't. I mean,

609
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: I'm as nice to a person who isn't as beautiful

610
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: as the next person. I agree that you are, but

611
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: subconsciously I think it. I also think it's a difference,

612
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: the difference between like someone that's ugly and something that's

613
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: ugly that's also an ugly person, like I don't know,

614
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm more drawn to even if you are ugly,

615
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: if you present yourself well and you're nice and you're whatever,

616
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: like you, you don't pay attention to the ugliness and

617
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: just as nice to that person, I feel, you know,

618
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it would look at the

619
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: studies for ugly people. I mean, there have been studies

620
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: done where they like. Like I said, girls that are

621
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: attractive get better grades across the board. And I bet

622
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: you anything, professors don't think that they favor girls that

623
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: are more attractive, but they do. It's subconscious. We reward

624
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: people in society that we think have more money, have

625
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: more power. In reward, Bigger men, like taller men, get rewarded.

626
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: You get a little bit more nervous. If you got

627
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: into an elevator with a bunch of guys that were

628
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: hot and tall and looked like basketball players, you would

629
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: get a little bit more You would start doing this

630
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: with your fingers and get a little bit more nervous

631
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: than if it was a bunch of guys that looked

632
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: like the bridge man that murdered those two girls, dressed

633
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: in like a weird cap, and like, you know, same

634
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: with me. If I get super hot models, I would

635
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: be a little bit more nervous and like, I hope

636
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,719
Speaker 1: they like me, and like maybe stand up straighter than

637
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: I would if it was just a bunch of old women.

638
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: You know, Like it's we adjust. You don't think you do,

639
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: mom Um, maybe unconsciously maybe I do, But I see

640
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: you get more nervous if you had like you know,

641
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: you have people that coming over the house that have

642
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: a lot of money or like are like these like

643
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: hoity twity whom, and you get a little bit more

644
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: nervous about what they think of your house than just

645
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: an average person. Okay, so there we go. I rest

646
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: my case. My mom last night met speaking of rich

647
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: fantastic women. Uh, my mom last night we went to

648
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: So we did this show yesterday and um it was

649
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: so my mom was so funny on it. It was

650
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: on Zoom. It's called Celebrity Game Face, and it was

651
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: so fun We laughed all day long. It was a

652
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: long shoot, but we got to Yeah, Kevin Hart hosts

653
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: it and he was on with um and it was

654
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: like two other celebrities and then they're like friends or

655
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 1: like people that they brought. So it was like two

656
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 1: huge celebrities that we're not going to say but in

657
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: their friends and then my mom and me and and

658
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: then Kevin Hart and um it, I don't know what

659
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: it'll air, but it was so freaking funny. Anything you

660
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 1: want to say about it. I was crying, It was

661
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: embarrassed crying. She had tissues because she was laughing tissues, crying,

662
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: laughing so hard. We were just it was just it

663
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: was fun. It was so fun and you play a

664
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: bunch of games. It was like a show that was

665
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: created during COVID to just make entertainment while with celebrities

666
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: at their home. But now it's just continued on because

667
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: it's just so fun um and we just had the

668
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 1: best time. And then I went and did a photo

669
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: shoot that my guy that shoots for Wilco. I met

670
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: him at a Wilco music festival and then he was like, yeah,

671
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 1: I should shoot you sometime and I was like, it

672
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: would be awesome. And then he saw that it was

673
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: in l A and so we went over there. I

674
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: just brought a huge thing of clothes to this like

675
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: abandoned house was he rented. And then he was so good.

676
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what he was capable of. I

677
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: got like shots, did you see the Jennifer Aniston shots

678
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: that came out yesterday? And like those it was like those.

679
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: I mean it's not like a sexy but he was

680
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 1: just really he was in touch with that camera and

681
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: he was so good. Like there's so many yes, they're

682
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 1: so photo shoots Andrew, and we've done stuff like that

683
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: where it's like they'll just start taking photos of you

684
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: and just expect you to know what to do, and

685
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: it's like, you're not. I'm not a model and I

686
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: don't know what my angles are. Most people don't. But

687
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: he was like, so there's one where yeah, and he's like,

688
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: you're not ugly, and like I should be allowed to be.

689
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: It's okay, it doesn't mean anything about myself. I had this, uh,

690
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: like sweater on. I didn't have many clothes because I'm

691
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: staying here, so I didn't have like a great wardrobe

692
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: to pick from. But I had this like really bulky

693
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 1: sweater that was almost like a robe, like a long sweater,

694
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'll just wear like nothing underneath this,

695
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: and so it was kind of sexy and like kind

696
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: of and then I realized, because I'm so uncomfortable being sexy,

697
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: that I was making a sexy face to just try

698
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: to get me into feeling sexy. And he's like, the

699
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: thing about these photos is like when you take a

700
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: photo where you're wearing, like where it's a sexy photo

701
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 1: where you're wearing something sexual, make your face unsexy because

702
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: otherwise it looks pornographic because it's like it's sex on sex.

703
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: But if you just look bored or like just like

704
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: with full or listless is a cooler look because you're

705
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,399
Speaker 1: already doing the sex with your body. And I would

706
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: have never known that because I was always trying to

707
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: like be in the mode that I'm trying to feel.

708
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: And he was like, you know, if you're comfortable with

709
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: your hands and everything, it's gonna look comfortable. And I've

710
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: never known that. Every time I did get photos, they're like,

711
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: raise your chin straight in your back, look up, and

712
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm always like, this is never how I would stand,

713
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: and it's just always so he was just so good,

714
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: and you were so good. It was like watching a

715
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: professional model. Well that is nice of you, but honestly,

716
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, what were you impressed by? I'm

717
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: really curious just the way you were moving and you

718
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: were like, so the camera. I'm not telegenic, but I'm

719
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: not photogenic. Photos are hard for me. I'm and did

720
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 1: you note Rhotus when you said I was photogenic? He

721
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: did not co sign on that who he did to

722
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: a photographer. He was like, Nicki's very beautiful. You said

723
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: all these nice things, and then my mom goes, she

724
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: is photogenic. She just his and he was just silent,

725
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm telegenic, and then my own goes,

726
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: what what the hell is that? I go, it's I'm

727
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: good on motion picture. I'm like, I look better than

728
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: I do in person when the cameras moving and I'm

729
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: on video but photogenic, I'm like, I'm like, I got

730
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: chance of looking good in a shot, whereas my friends

731
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: that are models dent chance of looking good when they're photographed.

732
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 1: Lauren is photogenic. Lauren my sister, she's fanning'st and pictures.

733
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: I feel like we're similar in photos where it's like

734
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:38,479
Speaker 1: there's like a big window, like you think, like my sister,

735
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm like this and I'm like a four, Like I

736
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: feel like there's photos of you look good, like you're

737
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: someone whose face just captures real well and still image

738
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: where I look like the cucumber from Veggie Tails and

739
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: like but drawn in most photos. The other day, um,

740
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: because I just hated these photos of me this past

741
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: weekend and I looked like the cucumber from Veggie Tails.

742
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: And it was one time in high school, Kirsten was like,

743
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: there was this picture of me, and I go, I

744
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: hated I look like a cucumber and she laughed so

745
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: hard that it confirmed that I did indeed look like

746
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: a cucumber. And so the other day I felt like

747
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: this picture looked like a cucumber. And I've put on

748
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: some weight recently, which I'm just struggling to be acquainted with.

749
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: And so I started just just drawing cucumber, like outlining

750
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: myself and writing cucumber and then sending it on our

751
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: group chat. And I was just cyber bullying myself for

752
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: like a good twenty minutes, and it felt so good

753
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: to just be like old, and I circled places on

754
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: my face. I was just really mean to myself. Um,

755
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: and why do you feel good? Because because I just

756
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 1: got to say what No, I hate that I said,

757
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: don't say anything to me about it. I just think

758
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: it ugly people. And then if you feel ugly, you're

759
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 1: so mean to yourself because I hate society. I hate

760
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: that society U values beautiful people. And I have to

761
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: because that's what tells me too. So I get I

762
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,959
Speaker 1: get it, though I wish I valued the way I look.

763
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm not saying up with a mother who says I'm

764
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: disgusting every day, Get out of here. What you said

765
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: disgusting about yourself three times yesterday talking She's like, I

766
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: look like, oh, I had Cleveland showing for the show.

767
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: And she was like, you've got some Clevland going and

768
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I like it doing it and she

769
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: got I go, you got some boobs happening too, and

770
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: she was like, because I'm fat. When you look way,

771
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: they go right to your boobs right, And I go,

772
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: that's most people like having boob and she wants a

773
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: boob production. She just doesn't want that. And she goes

774
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: any woman who is post menopausal, you tell me if

775
00:40:56,239 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: they want more boobs. No, they do not know, they

776
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: do not. We did one good boobs. Now I used

777
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: to have good boobs. I mean like, but did you

778
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: like And it was like, yes, I liked that night.

779
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 1: And now they're just they're just fat boobs. So you know,

780
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: ask any woman who's gained weighting her sixties. Yeah, they'll

781
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: tell you the same thing. They'll go, just on the boobs.

782
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: It's not fun. I can't wait, missus doubt fire titties sagged,

783
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: but I guess it would be a lot of weight

784
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: up there is. Are they waited? I don't want to

785
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: talk about them? Okay, well, you know what we should

786
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: talk about is last night. You After my photo shoot,

787
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: we went home for like a couple of hours, and

788
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: then we were out all freaking day. Ten am, we

789
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: got picked up for the show. We taped that until

790
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: three at four o'clock. We had the photo shoot until six,

791
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: and then we got home and then I had to

792
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 1: go do sets last night at eight thirty, and we

793
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: went to the comedy Store and I go on stage

794
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: and my mom is already swept up in conversation with

795
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: Adam Ray at Andrew's Santino. She's in the New Besties,

796
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: and they were so cute as Santini, Santini and the

797
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 1: Great Santi, the Great Santini. Yeah. I love those islands

798
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: and the Greek islands. Yeah. No. He came in and

799
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: we walked in and he was like, oh, I'm like,

800
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: oh yeah. He was very excited to see it was

801
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: really cute. I'm like, uh, each other. No, I love

802
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: him so much. He's really yeah, and that's why he

803
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: was all over me, because he loves ni. You want

804
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: to see where it came from and uh. And then

805
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: the fortune Feamster was there, and then so I go.

806
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 1: He saw those big old sixties three year old three. Um.

807
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 1: So he then I go on stage and I come

808
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 1: off stage, and my mom is deep in a fun,

809
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: loving conversation with Tiffany Hattish, and then Chris text me like, hey,

810
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm out front. He was at work. He's going to

811
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: pick us up and I had to go to another

812
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: set hecause I'm out front, and I go. My mom

813
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: is embroiled in a conversation with Tiffany Hattrish. I can't

814
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: pull her away, and so I let it go on

815
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: for another like ten minutes. She's got a lot going on,

816
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: and he started the conversation, you're Tiffany, Yeah, how did

817
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 1: it start? Well, we're talking about uh, We're sitting there talking.

818
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: I said hi, you know, and she's like, hi, hey girl,

819
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: and says she sits down next to me, and we

820
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: were talking about um. Somebody said to her. I think

821
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: it was Santini, the Great Santini and there Santino, the

822
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: Great Santino. I think he said to her. I actually

823
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: I think it was Harlan who said Harlan Williams. Harlan Williams.

824
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: So he went off. He was on stage, and then

825
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: I he brought me on stage, and so we switched

826
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 1: and he walked into the green room. So he says,

827
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: Tiffany is something about Oh, she said something about a garden,

828
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: that she has a garden, and he said, uh. He said,

829
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: are you a vegan? And she said no, And then

830
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: we started talking about it. She said, I said, that's

831
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: so funny. The whole way here, my daughter and I

832
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 1: were talking, Nikki. We're talking about veganism and how I

833
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: kind of want to do it. It's going to be

834
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: really difficult, and she said, girl, I wouldn't be vegan.

835
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 1: She said it's too hard. But I I said, what

836
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: about this garden? She said, oh. But anyway, she's opening

837
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: a grocery store in um l A and some desperate

838
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: place that is not doing well what do they call

839
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: those places that are desert food deserts And where her

840
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: parents met is an old bank, but she's turning it

841
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: into a grocery store where she's gonna have cooking lessons

842
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: for you know, people and that just have never learned

843
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: to cook, and you know, for the for her old

844
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: her folks in her neighborhood that she loved. And she said,

845
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: black people don't cook. She said black people don't cook.

846
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: She said, my friend, she takes her son to uh

847
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: burger king every day and that's their quality time. She said,

848
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: I think about it if you could teach him to cook,

849
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: and did sit down and cook a meal with him

850
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: and eat. But we went into all these different things

851
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: about um, she wants to do this for her community.

852
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,280
Speaker 1: She wants to she bought all this property, she's working

853
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: with all these farms, and she's she bought a big,

854
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,359
Speaker 1: huge plot that she's gonna get her look great. Yeah,

855
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: she's where. She's like cool white jumpsuit and like she's

856
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: all about he now died um bleached and she's got

857
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: you know how she shaved it so it's kind of

858
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: grown in a little bit and it looks so she

859
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: looks so freaking cute. She's so beautiful. I saw her

860
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 1: and after she was talking to my mom was like, oh,

861
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: we gotta get a picture you too. I go. My

862
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: mom was so excited to see you tonight. This is

863
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: a true dream for and they took a cute little

864
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,479
Speaker 1: picture and then um, and then I was like we're

865
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: talking about I forgetten I go, do you own a

866
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: house here? Do you own? Which of course she does,

867
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: she's a rich person. And she was like, oh yeah,

868
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: I own houses, and I was like, Okay, how does

869
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: everyone have a fucking like? Everyone is so rich? Yesterday

870
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: we were on this thing with a celebrity and he

871
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: was you. I mean I knew he was like well

872
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: to do? He was just he had He was at

873
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: his bowling alley. That's what was the dinners drop. And

874
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm staying at an airbnb that honestly is breaking my

875
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: bank to stay here for you know, six weeks. It's

876
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: costing me close to ten thousand dollars, which I think

877
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 1: is too much to span and Airbnb. And it's a small,

878
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: two bedroom, very small. And I'm like, I'm a celebrity,

879
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing well. How is this not? How do I

880
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: not have these things? This guy is worth we looked

881
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: up as net worth as worth seventeen million dollars. But

882
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: still like, I just yes, how do people have this

883
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: much money? And like, my friend just bought a house

884
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: that was thirty eight million dollars two guys, it was

885
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: her seconds. That's a different story. I want those things,

886
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: But like where since when did how doses start costing

887
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: thirty eight million dollars? It used to be like that

888
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: house costs a million dollars. I think in the past

889
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: ten years, millions has become it doesn't even mean anything.

890
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 1: Having a million dollars means a million dollars nothing anymore.

891
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: How does that happen? It's just awful. It's so like

892
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 1: there's some people that the disparity between some people are

893
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 1: so fucking broken. Then there are other people there's I mean,

894
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: this is the problem with the nation. But I just

895
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: feel like you're either you have no money or you

896
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: have all money. I mean a laborate noodle. Yeah, I

897
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: mean a million dollars used to mean I know, and

898
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: I just sat by a place I think. I don't know.

899
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got to jump in the real estate game.

900
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. How do I have to do? I

901
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: just crawl into jump back to it. I was like,

902
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: you gotta get in, get in the mixt. I just

903
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: want to punch you in. Once you own something, it

904
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: just doubles in price. It's like it. And that's what

905
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 1: almost Andrew and here lost a lot of money on

906
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: a condo. But I and I was in realistic How

907
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: did you do well, Andrew? What did you do? So?

908
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 1: What I did is I bought at the top and

909
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 1: then I told at the bottom because I couldn't have

910
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: afford the payments, so that was cool, you know, But no,

911
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: everything doubles it basically does. I mean, if you a

912
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: certain period of time over like a little bit before

913
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: you I'm saying tanure, but some I'm much shorter than that,

914
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: you know. Noah, you bought a beautiful home, and I

915
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: think you bought at the right time. You're going to

916
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:52,359
Speaker 1: rates went up. Yeah, but she's no, there's no. I've

917
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: never done anything at the right time in my life.

918
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: There's never been once where anyone goes through wow, you

919
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: really got in there. No. No. Now, when it comes

920
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: to financial like things, I've never once gotten a deal

921
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: on something. I do have one. He's probably listening right now.

922
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: I've never once made a sound financial decision that was like, Wow,

923
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: you got in at the There's I always get there

924
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: right if the sale has ended. I you know, on

925
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: a store, I you know, get a promo code and

926
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: it won't work, and so then I can't you like

927
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: I'll you never texted it goes say fift on your

928
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: first order from this Kashmir place any type in the

929
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: thing and that suits you a text and then you

930
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 1: copy the text and you put it in it goes

931
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: this code is not this is not working, Like what

932
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: did I do wrong? And then I end up just

933
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: going I'll pay the extra fifteen percent. I never I've

934
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: never done anything right financially. Are you listening? And I'm

935
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: scared of you? Like you guys got your house and

936
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: you won't leave it, you don't want to ever leave.

937
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: I'm scared that if I get a house minute, I

938
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want to get married. I don't

939
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: want to get a house. I don't want to bidey.

940
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: I just don't want permanent. I don't want to sign

941
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: up for anything forever. I just don't get that you could.

942
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: You could rent, like if you bought in the hills

943
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: or something, you could. I gotta rent it out. I

944
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: gotta look nice. And every week I gotta have some

945
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: come in there and change out the sheets, and I

946
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: get a deal with the cabinet, the cabinet above the stove,

947
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: and then and then people go, no, you'd have some

948
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: guy fix that. Well, then I gotta call the guy

949
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 1: and I gotta go the cabinet's broken on the third stove.

950
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: And then I gotta make sure, Okay, someone's gonna be

951
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: there to let you in at this time. People, Nicky,

952
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 1: there's people that you can do that for you, Well,

953
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: then I gotta hire those people. So I'm at the

954
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: bottom of all of this. There, people go, NICKI, you

955
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,439
Speaker 1: hire people to do that. I don't want to hire.

956
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk to That's the thing. No,

957
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 1: I get that. I'm just you don't want to commit

958
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: who It stresses me out. And this is someone you hired,

959
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: that one person to deal with thirty things. But then

960
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm getting fucked because if I because

961
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: if I don't manage what they're doing, then they start channing.

962
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: They start charging me more because they go, oh, I'm

963
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 1: working hourly for her, and then they don't if I'm

964
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: not checking up on what are these hours really actually compute?

965
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: On the back end of that, I get fucked on everything.

966
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,720
Speaker 1: I really because I don't look at my own books.

967
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: This is why I need a husband. But I'm scared

968
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: of marriage because I don't want to commit to that.

969
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: So I just need you can rent him out. I

970
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: want to. I want to rent all I would to

971
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: property manage my husband managed by your nut actually sounds

972
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 1: pretty sexy to me. Okay, we'll be right back right

973
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: after this. Alrighty, I don't know why I'm doing that voice. Wait,

974
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be talking up here? All right, we're back.

975
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: Are you supposed to talk up here? Yeah? This is

976
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: bad for my voice to talk like this, and this

977
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: is really good for my voice to talk like this

978
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: and likes you one thing, it's the opposite, But this

979
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: is better for my voice because my chords hit like flat,

980
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: they hit the whole chord hits together. And when I'm

981
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: talking like this, it's just the middle part goes like

982
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: So that's supposed to talk up here, not like I

983
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 1: know how to do it because I've been voice trained.

984
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: So it's like you are are you supposed to talk? No,

985
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: it's like loud and like clear, like you're The sound

986
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: is going like an arch out of your body as

987
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: opposed to like grow low grow um. All I hear everywhere.

988
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: By the way, is how fucked up people's voices are. Now,

989
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm so obsessed with people's voices. Now, what about my name? Yours? No?

990
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: Yours is good? No, it's not. See this is what

991
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: my mom? Everything? Is there? Anything about you? I mean,

992
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: you got your voice fixed because it was No, my

993
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: voice is still gravelly. I still have a grit to it,

994
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: which I like. I think it's just hereditary and just

995
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: deal with it. That's what you used to when I

996
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: used to tell my mom I was ugly when I

997
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: was a kid and be like, I'm so ugly. She'd go,

998
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: you just deal with it. I said, what was here?

999
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: I go, I'm fat and I'm ugly, and I what

1000
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: God gave you? You probably you're so beautiful. You're so beautiful,

1001
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: and eventually just like, what the fun? I don't care

1002
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: to fill my head with lies about being beautiful. What

1003
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 1: I wasn't my dad did. My dad would be like,

1004
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: you ever say beautiful? You're ugly. I wouldn't say it

1005
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: was ugly, but you weren't. I would have been furious

1006
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: if you would have gotten on the your beautiful bandwagon

1007
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: when I was a buck tooth like, pimple frizzy haired

1008
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 1: girl that no boys liked. I'm like, Dad, you're the

1009
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: only person who finds me sexually attractive, and just hold

1010
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: sexually well. He's like, you're so beautiful. I can't get

1011
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 1: over it. I just God, you're beautiful. And I would

1012
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: just be like, I'm eating tomatoes soup and trade eat

1013
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 1: the scrilled cheese stuff, staring at me, gazing at me. Dad,

1014
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: he was just like I just made the most beautiful

1015
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: like because he really felt that way, because he loves me.

1016
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: But my mom I used to say I'm ugly, and

1017
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: my mom would go like, shut up, I'm tired of this.

1018
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: And then I go, but Lauren's so hot? Why is

1019
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: she so perfect? And I'm so ugly? And you'd go like,

1020
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: you'd be happy with what you have? God, damn it,

1021
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this anymore. Just I've never

1022
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: said that ever in my life. I've never ever said that.

1023
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 1: I never thought that. Honestly, I never thought that. I

1024
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: never thought. I mean, I had friends that would just go, oh,

1025
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: my daughter is going to be a model. I'm like,

1026
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: shut up, don't put that ship in their heads right

1027
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: off that. I always thought that was weird. Yes, like

1028
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: encouraged kids never heard we were like, we heard we

1029
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: were beautiful and like, but I would never say you

1030
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: should be a model, you should get out there because

1031
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: I like, you're so Yeah, No one said that, because

1032
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: I think that's that. I think that's weird too, just

1033
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: too much emphasis on their looks and which is going

1034
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: to go away at some point for them. You know,

1035
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: I just said, why would you put that pressure on,

1036
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: like you should be a model? My friends used to

1037
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 1: do this with their kids, and I still laugh about

1038
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: It's like my kids were much more beautiful than your kids.

1039
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 1: And I never like said, oh, we're going to put

1040
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: them in modeling. I'm like, okay, every I wanted to

1041
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 1: be put in modeling so fucking bad. I wanted to

1042
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: be a child star. So I wish you would have.

1043
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: Janette maccurdyed me. She did write a book that's called

1044
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 1: I'm Glad my Mom is dead. But I would have

1045
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: loved if you and dad like forced me into the biz.

1046
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have. You would have just been miserable. Yeah,

1047
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: I mean I wasn't good at what. I wouldn't have

1048
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 1: booked I definitely. If I can't book them now, I

1049
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't have booked them then it's for damn sure. I

1050
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: was like to see model do you? And Lauren modeled

1051
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: for limited To that was limited too? And how did

1052
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: we get that gig? I don't even know how to

1053
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: just signed you up because you said we could be models,

1054
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:14,000
Speaker 1: and we're like, we could do modeling at the all

1055
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: We're like, okay, so your Dan and I took you

1056
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: over there, you got you signed up, and we just

1057
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 1: sat there and watched you guys. Mom. Yeah, we were

1058
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 1: just out front and little Limited two outfits. They put

1059
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: us head to toe and Limited two and then we

1060
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 1: stood out front of Limited two and like people just

1061
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: walked by and we got to be models for the day.

1062
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: That was so the good thing they didn't sign you

1063
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: for Amber Crombie, and you would have been like, yeah, yeah,

1064
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even hardly like going in that store with Yeah,

1065
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: we would have had to be nude, out front nude.

1066
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 1: I remember when you guys were interested in shopping there.

1067
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: I was like, first of all, that's clothes are ridiculously expensive.

1068
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: They were so I remember it was forty dollars for shirt.

1069
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: That was the first time, and this was two thousand

1070
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 1: one and a shirt was forty dollars, And I remember

1071
00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: it was saying, I get it was hard keeping up

1072
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 1: with Kirstens. It really was. Family wasn't rich though, Why

1073
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: was it? Why did we just they bought it Jay Crew,

1074
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: They brought any sent their money on clothes, yes, and

1075
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 1: we did not do that, but I mean you it's

1076
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 1: not like we were deprived at all. You weren't like

1077
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: you had clothes. Yeah, we had great clothes, but we

1078
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: were we were going to Value City, but we got

1079
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: good stuff there, and we were going to designer stuff.

1080
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: You would sometimes let us go in a little spree

1081
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: before before designer stuff on the cheap wasn't around. It's

1082
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: TJ Max. Is that where you went shopping and TJ Max.

1083
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: That's mom was like a big spender, not on you guys,

1084
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: on herself. She'd buy me a shirt that was like

1085
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: collared with a zipper in the and I'd be like,

1086
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: who do you think I am? Like, you don't even

1087
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: know me, mom, because it was I remember she bought

1088
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: me and my brothers all denim vests recently and we're like,

1089
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: who are who? Do you know? Did you wear them?

1090
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: M No, I think I tried to sell them? Probably would.

1091
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: She saw it on Facebook, Marketplace couch. I typed in.

1092
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:21,479
Speaker 1: That's another one of my search invest It just come.

1093
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 1: I don't even have to type. It in comes right

1094
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: up now. Well, you before school every year we did

1095
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: a big shopping because it's the best. I loved remember

1096
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: buying school supplies. That was felt so good too. The

1097
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: smell of an office back and the smell of oh

1098
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: new markers and like that new binder, and you'd get

1099
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: a three ring because I was like, this is a

1100
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: year I'm going to be organized. And you would get

1101
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: the little dividers that you put the subjects in the

1102
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: you write it on the white little slip of paper,

1103
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: and then you'd slide it into that little tab and

1104
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 1: you'd be all prepared, with all your classes lined up,

1105
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: and then within day two it's all gone to ship.

1106
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: I never once kept all my notes in a single

1107
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: notebook or for a class. I was never I never

1108
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: look like like hurricane hit them. Within some days I

1109
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: have more paper that fit in them. And then a

1110
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: defense attorney for like a man a mash show where

1111
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like it over my head every day. Yeah,

1112
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 1: they're all falling out of the bag. Remember the metal.

1113
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 1: The metal for some reason, and all my blind always

1114
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: ended up crooked, slam it into our back backs. We're

1115
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: the same person, and they would just get crunched, and

1116
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: then they would get and then you have to bend

1117
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: them back and yes, and then the paper would always

1118
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 1: rip and get caught on them. Fuck that. But I

1119
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: loved a three ring butter. The smell of that, like

1120
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: whatever covered the plastic smell. And I love the sme

1121
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 1: pencil break. I like playing pencil break. I missed Oh

1122
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 1: where you like flick the pencil and someone else the pencil?

1123
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I feel bad for those pencil

1124
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: I love a freshly sharpened pencil and writing on it.

1125
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: The best feeling that goes like is when sharpened pencil perfectly,

1126
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: not the kind where it's like half of it is

1127
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: like the lead in half is the other part, the

1128
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 1: wood part. Don't you hate when your tip of a

1129
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: pencil is half wood? Do you want talk about where

1130
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: they get kind of like oh yeah, bent and the

1131
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: sharpener and then you're writing and it's like you're like,

1132
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 1: what about when you don't have a sharpener? What about

1133
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: you have a sharpener? So you bite the pencil to

1134
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: get to the lead, but then you get the lead

1135
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: in your mouth? Okayer really from trying to throw a

1136
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: pencil out of a car and it stuck into my

1137
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 1: finger and I just never took it out. And then

1138
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: I was like, ten years later, I was like, I

1139
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: lead poisoning. That's why I'm so fucked up. And then

1140
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: they're like it's graphite. Remember, everyone's like Norah, it's like,

1141
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: don't lie to me, you have graphite poisoning. All right,

1142
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 1: let's go to final thought. Let's do some fan traxes.

1143
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, all right, what do you guys have

1144
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: for us this week? Uh? So, I wanted to read

1145
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: a quick comment from our YouTube page, the Nicky Glazer Podcast,

1146
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: which you can go subscribe to you right now to

1147
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: see all this on video. So as much as you're

1148
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 1: hearing is Julie's voice, you can also see her on there.

1149
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 1: Oh god, don't look. I love it. You think that

1150
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: you're about anything about yourself, and I'm whatever anyone goes,

1151
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 1: You're beautiful. It really hurts me to hear you talk

1152
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 1: about yourself like this. Listen to where I came from. Okay,

1153
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's me. I'm talking about me. It's my problem.

1154
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: It's my problem. Has that song? It's me, Hi, I'm

1155
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: the problem with me. I'm the problem. Yeah alright, okay,

1156
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 1: So this is from the Singing Sunflower, and the common

1157
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 1: is about astronauts and space. Remember we talked about that.

1158
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: That is all about perspective and you can get that

1159
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:12,439
Speaker 1: from just traveling to just seeing how other people live.

1160
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 1: Just moving away from your hometown gives you a lot

1161
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: of perspective. Have you ever compared your friends or relatives

1162
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: that have lived in their hometown their entire lives with

1163
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: those that have studied or worked someplace else or just moved.

1164
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: It's all perspective, and it's very good to get more

1165
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: of it. How did that person get allowed to write

1166
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 1: a YouTube comment when they are so cogent and clear

1167
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,680
Speaker 1: and concise and sweet and smart. That should have been

1168
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: blocked immediately on YouTube? Was it all in caps and dispelled?

1169
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: Did you translate that from? How? Is there no hate

1170
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 1: speech in that? Was there like eleven exclamation marks at

1171
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: some point anywhere? Was? Yeah? What? How? I have never

1172
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: heard something so articulate on YouTube? We're the best watchers,

1173
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: including listeners. Yeah, that's true. I mean, don't don't you agree? Mom?

1174
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 1: Traveling makes you? What have you learned in your travels? Well,

1175
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 1: I mean moving to St. Louis. I mean traveling is

1176
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 1: just looking since St. Louis, it's just such a culture shock.

1177
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 1: I learned about different chilies, not at all, it's different.

1178
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 1: And the restaurant and the food, oh my god, yeah,

1179
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 1: they're all different. Getting married? Who knows to think about

1180
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, away different. Um, you've been a Hooters yeah

1181
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:41,920
Speaker 1: as a child, but mom, we didn't know what it was.

1182
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: We read Florida and I remember the earliest memories. How

1183
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:49,960
Speaker 1: old do you think I was? You're probably remember, Okay,

1184
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: it's not my earliest memory, but I was. We went

1185
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 1: from We're going to the outlet malls all day and

1186
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 1: it was so we were so hungry. At the end

1187
01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 1: of it. My mom was like, we'll just go here,

1188
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 1: and we into this we my mom thought was like

1189
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: an owl themed rust. I thought a family no. And

1190
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 1: we go in and I remember knowing something was wrong,

1191
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 1: like I remember clocking it and being like because it

1192
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: would not stick in my memory otherwise, but there was something.

1193
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 1: I remember all these men at the bar. We walked in,

1194
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 1: they were on the left side. They all turned around

1195
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,320
Speaker 1: and like we didn't belong there. And then we get

1196
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 1: sat and there was not any kid's menu at this

1197
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: time at Hooters. I think, now there's a kid's menu,

1198
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 1: and we were set and I remember the woman coming

1199
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 1: up and she was very nice but like kind of

1200
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: like worried, like are you guys okay? And I remember

1201
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: you must have been When did you figure out well

1202
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 1: immediately when we after we sat down and the waitress

1203
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: came when and I was like, oh my god, this

1204
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 1: is a gentleman's club or something. Yeah, And I had

1205
01:04:54,880 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 1: no idea what, my god were your daddy had a

1206
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 1: business trip. It was in Tennessee or he was at

1207
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: another Hooter, or on the other side it was Nashville

1208
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 1: or something I thought was Florida. In Florida. I grew

1209
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: up in Florida. We'd go to Hooters with the dads,

1210
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 1: like after games and it'd just be like four kids

1211
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: and four dads and the dads are like, yeah, good,

1212
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 1: Like it was like a like coming of age kids,

1213
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 1: whereas my mom was like my mom and I were

1214
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 1: just staring in front of the mirror picking out parts

1215
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 1: of our body we hated, and she was like, this

1216
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: is your coming up. This is how you become a woman.

1217
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: And then guys are like, and here's how you become

1218
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 1: a man. Go judge Nick. That was I just so

1219
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how we got to that. Because one

1220
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 1: more fan trax, but thank you so much for that

1221
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 1: comment from the sunflower Kiding or whatever whoever was so

1222
01:05:56,560 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: nice singing the singing sunflower. Yes, um here okay, we

1223
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 1: have to go out with this one. Here is one

1224
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: from Laddie, Hi, Andrew, Nicki and Noah. It's Lofty from

1225
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 1: the UK. I had a quick note about Pooh so

1226
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 1: in one of your episodes we were talking about how

1227
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:21,480
Speaker 1: if you move your pelvis back and forward help get

1228
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 1: the Pooh going and stand up, sit up straight. As

1229
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 1: an eternally constipated person, this has changed my life. It

1230
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: was last bits of poos that you just can't squeeze

1231
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 1: out about it. And then the second though related thing

1232
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: is when you were talking someone could feel the Pooh

1233
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 1: with their penis when they were having set. And I

1234
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,600
Speaker 1: have to say that I'm actually at my most horny

1235
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,080
Speaker 1: when I need a Pooh, and I don't know if

1236
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 1: it's because it makes the canals thinner, so it's more pressure,

1237
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: really hard when I also need a Pooh. And Nikki,

1238
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 1: as someone who likes you know what, I'm surprised you

1239
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,800
Speaker 1: don't like it too, because it kind of feels like

1240
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 1: that with some cookney rhyming slying hopefully you know what

1241
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: it means, but it's a Jack and Danny Jack and

1242
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 1: Danny means funny. Um. Lottie, your voice is amazing for

1243
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: stuff and I don't know, you gotta go. I'm gonna

1244
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: make this fast. Um, I'm so glad that solution helps you. Mom.

1245
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 1: This is the consta solution. You sit up straight and

1246
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,320
Speaker 1: then you rock back and forth, like right with the

1247
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: angle at your pelvis and you rock back and forth,

1248
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 1: and if you have a little bit of poo in there,

1249
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: it like will squeeze it out and um, and it

1250
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 1: really does work. Whenever that last bit where you're like,

1251
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 1: oh God and you can't push anymore, it like really

1252
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: helps it go up. And then um. Also, I do

1253
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,080
Speaker 1: think that I would get turned on if I had

1254
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 1: full bows during sex, but I usually don't because I

1255
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:51,880
Speaker 1: want to not I want to use that space, and

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Speaker 1: so I'm usually like I hope he doesn't try to

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Speaker 1: go up there. So it just causes anxiety more than like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this will feel really great. And I bet you a

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Speaker 1: full colon or like slightly full coal and when you

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Speaker 1: have sex feels really good because I recently heard that

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Speaker 1: anal actually feels good to women because there is a

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Speaker 1: pressure point there that accesses the G spot almost better

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Speaker 1: sometimes on certain women than um, your vaginal canal. So

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Speaker 1: I bet you your full pooh. Your pooh is pressing

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Speaker 1: on that part, and that is why you're getting more

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Speaker 1: turned on. It's not because you're just like a dirty

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Speaker 1: ship whore, you know, like there's a reason why. Like

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Speaker 1: some people think that women that like anal are just

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Speaker 1: like disgusting, and it's like, no, it actually feels good.

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Speaker 1: We're not. We have different bodies than maybe people that

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Speaker 1: don't enjoy it as much. And also if someone's saying

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Speaker 1: you're disgusting, just tell them with a British accent and

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Speaker 1: if it sounds fantastic, Oh my god, that's she could

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Speaker 1: have said anything. She say anything. She's like, oh, we

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Speaker 1: kill everyone can calling it everyone. They're all bleeding right now,

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Speaker 1: and we're like, wow, that's so cute. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I support it. Con six remember that. Okay, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for list Thanks for everyone

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Speaker 1: coming in Austin. We had a lot of Bestis last night.

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Speaker 1: It means a lot and I really I went on

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Speaker 1: the live and someone said they had just gone to

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Speaker 1: it and had a lot of fun. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: a lot of fun. Thank you. That's great. Thank you

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Speaker 1: to Besties for all your support. You guys are the

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Speaker 1: freaking best. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Um, don't

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Speaker 1: be care And Mom, do you know any famous people

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Speaker 1: with the jack? Any famous people with the last the

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Speaker 1: first name is Jack Jack. Now okay,