WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Beach Tar & Battle Sounds! 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:02.360 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:05.480 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:09.320 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:12.600 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:15.640 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.560 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:18.520 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.440 It's a clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special. 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:25.960 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:36.560 In the air everywhere. Welcome into the podcast dojo. We 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:42.479 are not gasping for air. No, and I have intermittent 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.919 chest pain, and I a shortness to breadland. 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:47.000 I dare you. 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:53.320 We do this every single day of the weekend twice 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:57.520 on Sunday, actually twice on Fridays. Well, eight days a week, 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.280 eight days a week. Holy crap on a cracker. It 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:04.560 is the Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor and Danny g 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:10.280 Radio and a very happy college football Saturday as Dion 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:15.800 Sanders and Colorado take on Oregon later today. And I 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:18.400 was told by Iowa Sam this week that the biggest 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:22.039 game to watch is Iowa and penn State. But I'm 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:26.440 not from Iowa or Pennsylvania, So for me, I'd like 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.520 to see Iowa do well because of Iowa Sam, But 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.280 Danny G. I don't really have any any skin in 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:33.720 the game. 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:38.120 Penn State has a really good running game, so look 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:39.919 for two hundred yards on the ground. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:44.840 Yeah, and you have LeVar Arrington who went mister Penn 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.280 State right it works at our and used to work 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.080 with him and works at our place and all that. 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:54.640 So anyway, it's a college football kind of a Saturday. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:59.240 On this podcast, we have Beach House Benny, Sound from 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:03.800 Above Sounds Swim Bob. What could that be a higher power? 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:04.560 I don't know. 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:08.679 We have Backscratcher, Pop goes the Culture. We'll mix that 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:12.000 with some scientifical stories as well, and that will fill 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:16.639 up the all you can listen to Buffet, the all 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:19.519 you can listen to Buffet. So we'll start with this 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:22.519 this being Saturday, The Life of Malley, Life of Danny G. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:27.600 Last weekend yet again day I'm becoming an old guy, Danny. 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:29.040 I don't know how that happened. 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:30.519 When did this start? 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.799 I don't know, but I am so worn out by 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:37.200 my week now that when I get to the finish 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:41.320 line on Friday, I hunker down and I just have 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:45.239 to spend like a couple of days just recovering from 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:49.720 from my week here. So I'm hoping this will not 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.919 continue the entire NFL season. I think we've got a 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:57.600 pretty good routine now and so it should get easier. 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:01.240 It will not be swirling around like a whirling dervish. 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.520 I would hope by the time we get to Halloween, 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.959 for example. But at this point it is pretty crazy. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:11.200 At the radio show five days a week, and then 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.919 I have to prepare for that, this podcast, which we love, 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:18.919 and now the TV show. So my weekend, Danny, is 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:25.600 pretty much dedicated to relaxing, keeping a low profile. My 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:29.440 wife pretty annoyed that I don't talk much on the weekend, 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.919 but then I point out I have an archive, and 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.880 you likely do the same thing, Danny with your situation. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.600 I was like, I have an archive of four hours 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:44.440 a night of audio of me talking for four hours 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.680 a night. I have another three hours of the podcast 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:51.720 and another half an hour of the TV show. So boom, 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:55.320 that's it. I've met my quota. We're good. So I 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:58.600 pretty quiet. And this past weekend, though, it was kind 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:00.280 of cool because I was trying to, you know, kind 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.760 of chill out, get my mojo back and be loud 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.280 and proud when we get back on the microphones. So 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:13.280 this past weekend, my sister in law invited us to her, well, 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.320 not her, her family and actually it's not even her family, 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:22.400 it's her husband's family has like this beach cottage. Her 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:29.320 husband's family, her my brother in law's grandfather bought property 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:34.520 right on the beach in Sunset Beach. Are you familiar 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.560 with Sunset Beach? I don't know if you're familiar with that. No, 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.760 it's kind of in between. In fact, it is in between. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:43.800 It's near Huntington and Seal Beach, kind of like in 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.640 northern Orange County. It's called Sunset Beach. It's actually pretty 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:51.080 cool because there's parking. It's free parking, and there's a 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:53.160 bunch of houses but you can park for free, and 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:55.760 they've got they got a pretty good setup. So anyway, 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:59.680 the family owned owns this house, and so they invited 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.000 us all to hang out and have. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:01.560 A beach day. 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:06.200 And it's literally right on the ocean. Like the house, 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:09.679 the windows are on the sand. They've got a patio 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:13.280 that goes out to the sand on the beach. And so, 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:15.760 I know whatever, we were there bonding and I got 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.400 to play uncle Benny again because my niece and nephew 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.600 were there hanging out with them a little bit and 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:25.200 the snot nosed kids that they are, and uh, and 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:28.320 I was beach house Benny. I didn't say much. I 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:31.080 had a great time. They also had some other people 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:35.040 there that were kind of strangers, kind of strangers, so 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:37.560 that made a little awkward. They had their kids. So 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.120 then I escaped Danny and I just started walking on 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:43.440 the beach. I went on a long walk on the beach. 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.080 And unlike the beach I normally go to this beach 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:48.840 instead of Sunset Beach. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:49.400 You should call it. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:54.479 It should be called the black Tar Beach racist because 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:58.840 there's a tons of tons of oil and it's so 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.320 it's such a beautiful each and there's like oil all 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:05.080 over it, you know, it's it's really depressing, really is. 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.960 And there were some weird birds. I don't know, birds 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:12.360 I'd never seen before, probably because the oil that were 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:16.599 weird stuff and all that. But that was my my weekend. 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.960 I was beach house Benny, is what I was hanging out, 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:21.360 chilling all that. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.719 And now, when you were walking down that beach by yourself, 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.039 were you pondering the meaning of life. 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:30.800 I was trying to keep the oil. I was trying 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.719 to like it was like an obstacle course, Danny. Where 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:36.520 there was pot, there were spots of oil. So so 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.800 to answer your question, no, I was so focused on 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.280 I don't want to step on the oil because you 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:41.240 get oil on your foot. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:44.160 That's a problem, right, you can'teah in that toe socket. 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:49.279 Oh yeah, I got bad toes. Well it actually probably 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.000 would be okay because the next if somebody says, what's 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:52.440 wrong with your toe? So I just got oil on. 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.920 It wrong, that's all. 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:58.200 Anyway, Danny and I did not. I did not hear 0:06:58.279 --> 0:06:59.640 any sounds from above. 0:06:59.880 --> 0:07:00.360 I did not. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.919 I was hoping I would hear from sounds from above, 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:04.120 but it did not happen. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.000 Yeah, I told you last weekend that my WIFEI and 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:12.800 I were on our way to Oxnard Shores ox Snored, California, 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.400 of course, the home of the Dallas Cowboys training camp 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:22.040 each off season. Jerry Jones loves the nightlife there, especially 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:26.160 the spearmint Rhino and ox start Ian thought we would 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:30.160 take CoA on his first road trip. CoA Bryant got 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:33.920 his road gear ready. That just meant bottles packed away 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.280 and he was screaming a little bit of the back 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:40.160 of the car until the sun got covered with some clouds, 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.320 and then we realized Beny was crying because the sun 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.880 was in his eyes. I think we need some baby 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:50.200 sunglasses because once the sun was covered, he was just 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:53.400 looking out the window at everything. He loved the ride. 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:58.720 He didn't fall asleep, No, he was awake the whole 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.480 damn time. It was like a forty five minute drive 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.120 up the coast. We get to the sand there, we 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:08.840 check into the hotel and we walk in and it 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:16.920 smells like cigarette smoke, right burnie wah wah, So already 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:21.160 strike one against this place. It smelled like cigarette smoke 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:26.640 mixed with lysol. Oh that's great. Yeah, good job cleaning crew. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:31.480 Haven't they banned smoking from hotels for how many years? 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:35.120 Like gazillion years? This has been a long time, right, 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:36.400 especially in California here. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:39.480 What are you still doing smoking cigarettes? 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:42.719 It's a bad habit, but you know, you know, you 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:44.520 gotta try to smoke. 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:49.240 Man, switch to chew, get some big league chew or 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:54.280 something in your pocket. We opened up the windows. We 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.480 didn't want to call the front desk and make a 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.200 stink or anything like that. We had a little bit 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:02.319 of a view of the ocean from our balcony. It 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:05.880 was nice, you know, after being stuck inside at home 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:10.120 for six straight weeks with a newborn, it was really 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:14.040 nice to get some fresh air, smell the ocean, and 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:19.080 just hear the waves crash. There's nothing like hearing the waves. Yeah, 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:23.599 that's the problem. Though. We heard more than waves. We 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:28.640 get into the evening time and right above us there 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:32.160 was like a scraping sound and it was almost like 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.839 the sound of marble being scraped across a wooden floor. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.880 We're like, what the hell is going on up there? Ben? 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:44.040 This lasted for three more hours. It literally sounded like 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.760 the people above us were moving furniture around. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:52.839 In a hotel. Hotel, why would you be moving furniture around? 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:54.040 And that makes no sense. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.720 The only thing we could think of was the next 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.760 day when we woke up, there were some kids running 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:03.719 around around the hallway, running up and down the stairs too, 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.839 and we're like, if you think those kids were like 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:11.720 dragging the chairs around the kitchen area, it was obnoxious. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:16.080 It really sounded like people were moving into an apartment. 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:18.960 I don't know if you've ever had the experience at 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:22.160 a hotel where the people above you are very noisy, 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.720 but this was next level furniture moving. 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.959 Yeah, it hasn't happened off and I in Vegas. I 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.840 had that one time. And I the worst hotel experience 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:34.880 I had. I had a room at a hotel in 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:39.000 Connecticut where it was right near the elevator shaft, you know, 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:42.360 and there was like a thin wall and I was 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:46.319 trying to sleep during the day and that elevator every 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:47.959 couple of minutes would go up and down. So it 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:50.480 was a pain in the ash. So that I don't 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.839 think I've had exactly what you were going through. So 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:54.280 what what happened next? 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.000 That's a good point because sometimes you'll get a room 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.960 also right next to the ice machine. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:00.880 Yeah, that's another on the ice machine. 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:06.679 Yeah that sucks. So finally my chick was like, okay, 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:10.079 I've had enough. And when she says those words, it's like, 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:13.880 uh oh, it's on. Yeah. She called the front desk, 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:17.080 and this is exactly how she sounded. She's like, yes, 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.480 you know, I've been trying to just let it go, 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.360 but for the past three hours it sounds like the 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:28.040 people above us are moving furniture. Felt bad for the 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:32.319 desk clerk at that moment and like, yes, furniture, like 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:37.400 dragging it, and she said yes, directly above us. A 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.520 few minutes later, we heard a knock on the door 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.240 up there, so I was like, okay, well they went 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:47.840 to the room to talk to the people, but there 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.679 was also a baby crying, and I told her, you 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.600 know what, I hope they don't call the front desk 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:59.839 complaining about a screaming baby directly below them. Oh my good. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:02.520 Yeah, that's all that is. Yeah, that's the payback, right, 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:05.920 that's what was that famous family battle of Hatfields and 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:08.079 the McCoy's right back and forth and all that. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.000 Yeah, we're gonna drag furniture. All right, we'll let you 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:12.319 hear Coha's lungs. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.920 We're gonna crank this up a couple of notches. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:17.760 Yeah. She was holding them up like lion king to 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.080 get them closer to the ceiling. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:27.800 That's funny. So so what ended up happened very. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.040 Much like your schedule. Once I hit the wall, yeah, 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.439 and I did, I just couldn't stay awake anymore. It 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.280 was such a long work week. When I woke up, 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:39.920 the two of them were collapsed on the bed, sleeping, 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.599 and so the fun was over for that night. We 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.839 woke up, had a good day there by the beach, 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:49.920 and took CoA out to the sand. We were able 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:52.680 to watch the sunset there that night, which was awesome. 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:55.920 Had some good Asae bulls. 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:59.040 I've never had. That's like fish, right, it's like gonna. 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:03.400 Not It's almost like a frozen yogurt. They put fruit 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:04.480 on top of the bowl. 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:06.079 Oh, it's a fruit bowl. It's not. 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.600 I thought it was. Yeah, yeah, it's a fruit pol oh. 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:10.200 Okay, I thought it was fish for some reason. 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:14.920 No, it's a healthy bowl. Yeah, I know right, I'm like, 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:16.560 where's the bread, where's the meat? 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:20.199 Yeah, where's the beef? Where's the beef? Please? 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.839 My god? But you know what they're ben And I 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:25.800 think I've mentioned this on the podcast before. If you 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:30.520 are ever driving through Ventura County or even the Santa Clarita, 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.400 California area, where you know you've done a meat and 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:38.640 greet there, Yeah, there is Topper's Pizza. Before we left 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:43.080 the area, we had to order a medium pie. They're 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.800 pepperoni and olive pizza. I don't know how they make 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:49.600 this thing, but it is one of the most delicious 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:53.120 pizzas I've ever eaten in my life. They're only located 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:58.280 in Ventura County and Santa Clarita, Valencia right there on 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.160 Magic Mountain Parkway. It so if you're ever in those areas, 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:06.840 definitely look up Toppers and get the pepperoni and black olives. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.240 I've never heard of Topper's pizza, but I end up 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:12.280 in that area at least a couple of times a year, 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:16.040 so I'll have to try to remember that. And if 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:20.120 I'm not fasting, I'll get like a slice and I'll 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:21.920 give it a shot. See. That's the next thing we 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:23.960 can do Danny on the podcast. 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:27.120 Is we can just do food reviews. What right? Yeah, 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:28.560 I've ever done that before? 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:31.840 Oh you know, well, how about this? No one definitely 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:33.720 has done this. We'll just do pizza reviews. I'll just 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.560 go I'll go to different pizza places and I'll take 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:38.400 one bite and then i'll give my review. 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:41.160 How about that one bite? As you eat three bites? 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.480 That's right? Yeah, And then I'll have it be recorded 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.920 and then i'll throw the I'll throw the box down 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:47.800 after I get done. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.240 How about that? Good idea? 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:49.880 Bad idea? 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.840 I have another idea for us, Ben. We could take 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:56.080 your ask Ben segment from the week and turn it 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:57.920 into a segment for the podcast. 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.280 I would never do that, Danny. I run a tight ship, 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.440 as you know here, and I practice what I preach, 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:08.960 and I would never take a bit that is on 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.440 the radio show and then throw it on the podcast 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:20.080 because that would be irresponsible. No, I'm a backscratcher, and 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.720 we have a deal on this podcast. If you scratch 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.920 our back, we will scratch your back. So let's get 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.840 to the backscratcher. These are actual people, actual human beings, 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:34.960 that figured out how to write a review for this 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.840 podcast on the Apple podcast Pasi. Now you're probably saying, 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.320 who gives a crap about the Apple podcast page, And 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:43.880 normally I would agree, But we're just cogs in the 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:47.680 wheel here at Iheartslash and Fox Sports Radio and the 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:52.240 whole thing. You're the cluster of audio goodness. We're just 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:55.880 part of it. And the bosses who get paid a 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:59.160 lot of money, they like to see the reviews on 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.680 the Apple podcas page for some reason, they think that's 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:05.000 a big deal. So we're like, okay, we'll see if 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.120 we can get people to write reviews. Why not, what 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:09.600 the hell and get off our ass. Leave us alone, 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:13.400 and so it's been been pretty good. And this week, Danny, 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:18.320 did we get one, two or four reviews? 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:22.560 Wow, I'm gonna say we got two? 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:31.360 All right, survey says, you, Danny, are correct. You gotta ride. 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:32.119 I believeable. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:35.560 I always nail this game. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.760 You're pretty good at the game. You don't cheat, right, 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:40.320 You're not like Eddie, you don't cheat. 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:44.600 I actually sometimes I'll look at our overall score, but 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.120 I purposely don't read the reviews because I know we're 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:50.080 going to do that on the podcast. My lips have 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:50.520 been on it. 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.600 Yeah, So here are the reviews. We have two this week. 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:58.040 First one is from James in Arkansas. He says, still 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:02.680 podcasting question Mark. I am shocked. He says that a 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:05.720 big time TV star still has time for the little 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:11.560 people who listen to the radio and podcasts. It's right, James, absolutely, man. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:14.920 I got my publicist, I got my team of people 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:20.479 around me. It's unbelievable. It's a funhouse of mirrors when 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:23.280 you're in television anyway. He says, although you don't care 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.840 for college football, I listen to the Friday and Saturday 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:32.800 podcast when I'm driving three hours to Oxford, Mississippi. To 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:37.760 see the Rebels play. Lane Kiffin says, Hello, that is 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:42.480 from James in Arkansas. So, James, there is this misnomer 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:47.320 that I hate college football. I do not hate college football. 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:50.879 In fact, I, just like all the other sheep, have 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:54.800 watched Dion Sanders in Colorado play a couple of times 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:56.359 this year. I watched every one of their games. I 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:58.600 watched them play a couple of times. I've seen the 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:04.280 USC Trojans play on television. I've watched the Ohio State 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:07.119 play not very well by their standards. I've seen a 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:10.920 little bit of Michigan about Alabama. I've watched some college football. 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:13.800 I do. It just doesn't really fit into the Overnight show. 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:18.480 And so you guys get old set like you don't 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:21.080 do college football. But I will tell you and James, 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.960 if you listen to the show, you know this already. 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:28.960 I'm just reminding you that on the show I have 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:32.600 worked in Dion Sanders' name pretty much every day. Aren't 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:36.120 we contractually obligated to do an obligatory reference to Dion 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:38.760 Sanders at this point, Danny, I think we are. 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:43.639 Yeah. And if you mentioned his Blender sunglasses deal, they 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:46.080 will mail you a free pair of his sunglasses. 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:49.399 What percentage is Dion getting from that. 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:52.920 They gave them cash up front, they gave them one 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:56.280 point two million dollars, but in the first week of 0:18:56.480 --> 0:19:00.000 selling those sunglasses they made five million dollar. 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:04.560 Yeah that's I don't know who's behind that, but that's brilliant. 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:06.360 They don't look that good to me. But hey, it's 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:12.280 not my thing, it's not my style marketing. Yeah, in Colorado, 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:15.840 this is this is like the rising from the ashes. 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:19.359 It's the phoenix rising from the ashes. That what Dion 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:22.000 Sanders has been able to do. We'll see if by 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:24.600 the end of today, Danny that story still has the 0:19:24.680 --> 0:19:30.639 same gusto. With Oregon and Colorado matching up this afternoon 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:34.119 slash evening, depending on where you are located. Next up 0:19:34.200 --> 0:19:39.320 on the backscratcher, we have p One Walnut, who gives 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:42.640 us five stars and says, what can I say two 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:46.159 radio legends. Ben Maller brings the noise, he brings the comedy. 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:49.919 I mean he's a Clipper fan. Wow, that's not funny. 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:56.200 I should have edited that out. And he says, puts 0:19:56.280 --> 0:20:01.159 his spin on topics worth debating, and he does it 0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:04.720 with no better cohort. On the fifth hour than Danny 0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:09.880 G or should I say Danny G Radio or better yet, 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:17.399 Danny G. Congratulations. The message continues. He says, these guys 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:21.200 give you what you need in a quick hour and 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:24.560 get you caught up on what's happening in sports and 0:20:24.640 --> 0:20:27.840 the world around sports. I am a long time listener 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:32.359 to Malor on the radio, work schedule, change things, But 0:20:32.600 --> 0:20:36.399 I am recommitting to the Mala Militia as a podcast listener. 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:40.680 Join the militia. You owe it to you and the 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:44.520 United States yourself in the United States. God bless America 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:48.760 and God bless Ben Malor, he says, hurry and download now. 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:51.280 They have a special offer right now, usually one hundred 0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:53.160 and ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents a year. 0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:56.200 You can subscribe for life for a total of zero 0:20:56.400 --> 0:20:57.320 point zero zero. 0:20:57.760 --> 0:20:58.320 What a deal. 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:01.160 That's pretty good. I like that, Walnut. That's like those 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:07.000 infomercial Yeah, back in the day, I love those infomercials. Man. 0:21:07.160 --> 0:21:10.760 That was my jam. And if you act now, we'll 0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:12.760 send you a second podcast for free. 0:21:13.520 --> 0:21:15.680 You just have to pay for shipping and we'll take 0:21:15.760 --> 0:21:18.640 care of all that. And then there were a couple 0:21:18.760 --> 0:21:20.840 of ghosts. Now we tried I've told the story before. 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:23.159 We tried to get Rompo Pie on the podcast. He 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:25.919 agreed to do the podcast, and then he found out 0:21:25.960 --> 0:21:28.760 who we were and said, no, he's dead now. But 0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:32.720 then there's also Billy Mays, and I loved his podcast 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:35.800 because all of his podcasts they were Hi, Billy May's here, 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:41.080 and I'm selling so and so the fastest, easiest way 0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:45.280 to solve your problem, guaranteed or it right now? You 0:21:45.359 --> 0:21:48.600 know it was the same script, right, Are you tired 0:21:49.240 --> 0:21:53.560 of having bed bugs? Do you wish that bed bugs 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:54.200 would go away? 0:21:54.440 --> 0:21:54.560 Hi? 0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:56.520 Billy Mays here, you know that'll. 0:21:58.040 --> 0:22:00.479 So good, so so good. 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:03.439 Anyway, this continues. PS. If Malard happens to read this, well, 0:22:03.440 --> 0:22:06.000 I'm not I'm much too important now, Walnut. I'm a 0:22:06.080 --> 0:22:09.800 TV guy. I can't be reading these stupid trivial reviews 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:12.639 on a podcast page. Anyway, says and Malor happens to 0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:15.879 read this, my contributions to the og Malor Show over 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:19.440 the years. We're submitting the joke that got the Hey 0:22:20.160 --> 0:22:24.320 drop from Cooper Loop in twenty seventeen. Oh that was great, 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:29.440 I remember that. Hey, that was so good, Danny remember that. 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:32.639 Oh God, of course I used that drop often. 0:22:33.440 --> 0:22:37.240 Yeah, we gotta pass that on to Iowa Sam. He says, 0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:40.719 I of course have the email correspondence framed and hanging, 0:22:40.920 --> 0:22:44.520 and my goal was to have you say the hey, 0:22:45.359 --> 0:22:49.560 but you and your comedic genius had Coop read it 0:22:50.240 --> 0:22:53.560 and Cooper fell for it. The email with you has 0:22:53.680 --> 0:22:57.119 been valued at over seventeen thousand dollars. Walnut says, I 0:22:57.760 --> 0:23:01.760 also submitted a listeners song in February of twenty seventeen, 0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:06.000