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Speaker 1: Kutbooms.

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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: It's a clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. Welcome into the podcast dojo. We

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Speaker 1: are not gasping for air. No, and I have intermittent

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Speaker 1: chest pain, and I a shortness to breadland.

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Speaker 3: I dare you.

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Speaker 1: We do this every single day of the weekend twice

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Speaker 1: on Sunday, actually twice on Fridays. Well, eight days a week,

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Speaker 1: eight days a week. Holy crap on a cracker. It

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Speaker 1: is the Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor and Danny g

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Speaker 1: Radio and a very happy college football Saturday as Dion

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Speaker 1: Sanders and Colorado take on Oregon later today. And I

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Speaker 1: was told by Iowa Sam this week that the biggest

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Speaker 1: game to watch is Iowa and penn State. But I'm

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Speaker 1: not from Iowa or Pennsylvania, So for me, I'd like

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Speaker 1: to see Iowa do well because of Iowa Sam, But

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Speaker 1: Danny G. I don't really have any any skin in

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Speaker 1: the game.

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Speaker 3: Penn State has a really good running game, so look

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Speaker 3: for two hundred yards on the ground.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you have LeVar Arrington who went mister Penn

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Speaker 1: State right it works at our and used to work

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Speaker 1: with him and works at our place and all that.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, it's a college football kind of a Saturday.

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Speaker 1: On this podcast, we have Beach House Benny, Sound from

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Speaker 1: Above Sounds Swim Bob. What could that be a higher power?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We have Backscratcher, Pop goes the Culture. We'll mix that

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Speaker 1: with some scientifical stories as well, and that will fill

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Speaker 1: up the all you can listen to Buffet, the all

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Speaker 1: you can listen to Buffet. So we'll start with this

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Speaker 1: this being Saturday, The Life of Malley, Life of Danny G.

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Speaker 1: Last weekend yet again day I'm becoming an old guy, Danny.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how that happened.

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Speaker 3: When did this start?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I am so worn out by

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Speaker 1: my week now that when I get to the finish

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Speaker 1: line on Friday, I hunker down and I just have

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Speaker 1: to spend like a couple of days just recovering from

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Speaker 1: from my week here. So I'm hoping this will not

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Speaker 1: continue the entire NFL season. I think we've got a

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Speaker 1: It will not be swirling around like a whirling dervish.

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Speaker 1: I would hope by the time we get to Halloween,

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Speaker 1: for example. But at this point it is pretty crazy.

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Speaker 1: At the radio show five days a week, and then

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Speaker 1: I have to prepare for that, this podcast, which we love,

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Speaker 1: and now the TV show. So my weekend, Danny, is

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Speaker 1: pretty much dedicated to relaxing, keeping a low profile. My

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Speaker 1: wife pretty annoyed that I don't talk much on the weekend,

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Speaker 1: but then I point out I have an archive, and

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Speaker 1: you likely do the same thing, Danny with your situation.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I have an archive of four hours

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Speaker 1: a night. I have another three hours of the podcast

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Speaker 1: and another half an hour of the TV show. So boom,

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Speaker 1: that's it. I've met my quota. We're good. So I

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Speaker 1: this past weekend, my sister in law invited us to her, well,

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Speaker 1: with Sunset Beach? I don't know if you're familiar with that. No,

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Speaker 1: And it's literally right on the ocean. Like the house,

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Speaker 1: then I escaped Danny and I just started walking on

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Speaker 1: It should be called the black Tar Beach racist because

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Speaker 1: And there were some weird birds. I don't know, birds

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Speaker 1: weird stuff and all that. But that was my my weekend.

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Speaker 1: I was beach house Benny, is what I was hanging out,

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Speaker 3: And now, when you were walking down that beach by yourself,

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Speaker 1: I was trying to keep the oil. I was trying

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Speaker 1: to like it was like an obstacle course, Danny. Where

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Speaker 1: there was pot, there were spots of oil. So so

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Speaker 1: I don't want to step on the oil because you

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got bad toes. Well it actually probably

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Danny and I did not. I did not hear

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you last weekend that my WIFEI and

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Speaker 3: He didn't fall asleep, No, he was awake the whole

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Speaker 3: damn time. It was like a forty five minute drive

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Speaker 3: check into the hotel and we walk in and it

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Speaker 3: smells like cigarette smoke, right burnie wah wah, So already

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Speaker 3: strike one against this place. It smelled like cigarette smoke

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Speaker 3: mixed with lysol. Oh that's great. Yeah, good job cleaning crew.

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Speaker 1: Haven't they banned smoking from hotels for how many years?

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Speaker 1: Like gazillion years? This has been a long time, right,

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Speaker 3: What are you still doing smoking cigarettes?

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Speaker 1: It's a bad habit, but you know, you know, you

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Speaker 3: Man, switch to chew, get some big league chew or

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Speaker 3: something in your pocket. We opened up the windows. We

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Speaker 3: just hear the waves crash. There's nothing like hearing the waves. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's the problem. Though. We heard more than waves. We

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Speaker 3: We're like, what the hell is going on up there? Ben?

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Speaker 3: This lasted for three more hours. It literally sounded like

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Speaker 3: the people above us were moving furniture around.

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Speaker 1: In a hotel. Hotel, why would you be moving furniture around?

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Speaker 1: And that makes no sense.

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Speaker 3: dragging the chairs around the kitchen area, it was obnoxious.

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Speaker 3: It really sounded like people were moving into an apartment.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you've ever had the experience at

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Speaker 3: but this was next level furniture moving.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it hasn't happened off and I in Vegas. I

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Speaker 1: what what happened next?

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Speaker 3: That's a good point because sometimes you'll get a room

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Speaker 3: also right next to the ice machine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another on the ice machine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that sucks. So finally my chick was like, okay,

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Speaker 3: I've had enough. And when she says those words, it's like,

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Speaker 3: uh oh, it's on. Yeah. She called the front desk,

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Speaker 3: and this is exactly how she sounded. She's like, yes,

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Speaker 3: desk clerk at that moment and like, yes, furniture, like

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Speaker 3: dragging it, and she said yes, directly above us. A

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Speaker 3: was also a baby crying, and I told her, you

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Speaker 3: know what, I hope they don't call the front desk

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Speaker 3: complaining about a screaming baby directly below them. Oh my good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all that is. Yeah, that's the payback, right,

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Speaker 1: that's what was that famous family battle of Hatfields and

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Speaker 1: the McCoy's right back and forth and all that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna drag furniture. All right, we'll let you

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Speaker 3: hear Coha's lungs.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna crank this up a couple of notches.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. She was holding them up like lion king to

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Speaker 3: get them closer to the ceiling.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. So so what ended up happened very.

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Speaker 3: Much like your schedule. Once I hit the wall, yeah,

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Speaker 1: job John, Thank you, Ohioal. And these are some interesting

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Speaker 1: And we've got some science stories, we kind of mix

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Speaker 1: those neighborhoods around so far. My god, unbelievable. Anyway, criminal

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Speaker 1: criminal gang in Venezuela there, and they've been roaming free

434
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 1: for years. Why would you ever leave jail. If you

435
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: have a zoo, a casino, a nightclub, a pool, a supermarket,

436
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 1: what more do you need?

437
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Speaker 3: Man?

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00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: Pretty crazy? So next up we have Krabby. This went

439
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: viral this week. A tourist was charged nearly a thousand

440
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: dollars at a Singapore restaurant when they ordered crab, and

441
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:58,159
Speaker 1: this woman was complaining. She complained to a newspaper in Japan.

442
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: She was in a travel group. They went to this

443
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Speaker 1: seafood restaurant in Singapore and the waiter recommended that they

444
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: get the Alaskan King Chili crab dish. The waiter said, boy,

445
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: that's the way to go, and so, not really knowing

446
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: what else to get, she got the Alaskan King Chili

447
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: Crab dish, the signature dish at this restaurant. She was

448
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: told it was thirty dollars in Singapore dollars, but not

449
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: that it was the price per one hundred grams. That's

450
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Speaker 1: what she says. Anyway, long story short, this travel group

451
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: they ended up getting seven point seven pounds of signature

452
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: Alaskan King Chili crab, and that meant it cost over

453
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Speaker 1: nine hundred dollars in Singapore dollars, almost one thousand and

454
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: about seven than one hundred dollars in US uh and

455
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,239
Speaker 1: so they She then called the police and said, I mean,

456
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for this, and so they had to

457
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: they'd a broker a deal with the with the police.

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00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: That's why you should not ask the waiter what should

459
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: I order, because because if I'm the waiter, I'm telling

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00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: you the most expensive thing on the menu. I'm not

461
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: telling you the least expensive thing. I'm telling you the

462
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 1: most expensive thing, because that's gonna trickle down to me.

463
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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I hate it too when you say you

464
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 3: ask them between two dishes, they always pick the one

465
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Speaker 3: that's more expensive.

466
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: One hundred percent. Yeah, can you tell my wife that?

467
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: Because my wife will do that Sometimes I don't know

468
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: what to pick. I'm thinking between this and this, and

469
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, why not just ask me because I

470
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: know how this is gonna work. It's gonna be the

471
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Speaker 1: most expensive thing. I'm gonna get bent over the table.

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00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 1: I know how this works. Okay, that's the reality. Anyway,

473
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: I'm moving on pop goos the culture. Here's another story

474
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: that went viral. A New York Times columnist posted a

475
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Speaker 1: photo of his dinner at Newark Liberty International Airport, beautiful Newark,

476
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,959
Speaker 1: New Jersey. It's actually not in Newark, New Jersey. It's

477
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Speaker 1: in what I remember at the time I was in.

478
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: I was just at Newark earlier this year. I forget

479
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 1: the name of it though, it's like it's got a

480
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: female name. Anyway, the guy complained it was a burger

481
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: and fries and a drink. He said, seventy eight dollars.

482
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: And so internet investigators started like digging into this, and

483
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: how could a burger and fries and a drink cost

484
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: seventy eight dollars.

485
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Speaker 3: At the Newark airport?

486
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: Makes no sense? And they determined and people were kind

487
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: of kicking around. They looked at all the restaurants at

488
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: the Newark Airport. They figured out which one the guy

489
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: ate at, and it turns out that his cheeseburger was

490
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: accompanied by not only fries, but a double whiskey, and

491
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: it was eighty percent of the guy's bar tab was alcohol.

492
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: But he made it seem like it was just a

493
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: burger and fries that cost in almost eighty eighty bucks.

494
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: So people were just killing this guy.

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00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 3: I'm not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to

496
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 3: add up.

497
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: At the town Elizabeth, oh Yeah, that's right, Elizabeth. That's it, Elizabeth,

498
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: New Jersey. That is where Newer Airport is. Which when

499
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: I was there, Danny, I thought I was in an

500
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: episode of the Sopranos. Drive in New Jersey on that

501
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: Jersey Turnpike, You're like, I'm in the Soprano. I'm in

502
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: the Sopranos. I've arrived. Well, here's something that I have

503
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: not fallen into the trap for. There's a new survey

504
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: out that says most Americans leave an excessive guilt tip

505
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: when paying digitally. You know how, they give you that

506
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: thing you got to fill out the tip, and they

507
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: give you options you can fill out percentage of the tip.

508
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 3: And all that so annoying. I hate that so much.

509
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: Nearly seventy five percent of Americans are leaving excessively high

510
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: tips when prompted digitally on devices like those tablets they'll

511
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: give you at the restaurant or the smart card readers,

512
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: as opposed to an old fashioned dollar or two dropped

513
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: into a counter jar. And they say seventy three percent

514
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: of respondent said that they leave eleven percent gratuity at

515
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: minimum when prompted by a cyber device, and sixty five

516
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,959
Speaker 1: percent admitted to giving more in those scenarios as opposed

517
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: to just when they leave cash, and they say that

518
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: one third of Americans said they feel pressure to pay

519
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:45,719
Speaker 1: it forward, a phenomena commonly referred to as guilt tipping.

520
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm happy to report to any I'm not a guilt tipper.

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00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: In fact, I am turned off if you're not giving

522
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: me a service where you're not doing anything for me,

523
00:30:59,120 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: I'm not.

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00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've talked about this on the podcast before. I'm

525
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 3: hoping that a little bit of the tip is going

526
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: to go back to the kitchen. That's what I want.

527
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 3: I don't want my tip to go to the person

528
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 3: at the cash register, where that's all they're doing. And

529
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 3: you didn't help me in any way. In fact, you

530
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 3: were kind of rude to me. So why am I

531
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 3: going to give you money? I want my money to

532
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 3: go back to the kitchen. But obviously they can't guarantee that.

533
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 3: I'm sure some places divvy it up evenly. There's probably

534
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 3: some places that do not. It's horrible when they make

535
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 3: you feel when they put you on the spot like that,

536
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 3: and what are you going to do? So I always

537
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 3: hit other because on the other you can just give

538
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 3: them a dollar or two dollars, especially if they didn't

539
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 3: do anything extra for you. Forget that percentage though, like

540
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 3: you're not going to hit twenty percent the cast register.

541
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 3: A person doesn't deserve that.

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00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: And do not tip on takeout. Do not tip on takeout.

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Speaker 1: I don't do it for society in general. Just don't

544
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: just say no. Here's a study that says gen Z

545
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 1: Danny does not want to They do not want to

546
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: eat if it means they have to put their phones down.

547
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: That they literally according to this study, nationwide study of

548
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: gen zs and millennials about their attachment to their cell phones,

549
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: and sixty six percent said that they admit to staring

550
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: at their phones while cooking, which is not really surprising,

551
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: but they said that it does lead to some issues

552
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: and whatnot, but they don't want to put their phones in.

553
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: But of course I talked to a friend of mine

554
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: about this and they were like, well, it's not just cooking.

555
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: People don't want to put their phones down for anything, right,

556
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: It's just they're always on their phone. So it doesn't

557
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: matter like any scenario you could come up with, they

558
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: don't want to put their phone down because that's that's

559
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: what they're doing. They're just on the phone. There's zombies.

560
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 3: You know what your average screen time is?

561
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: Oh man, on my phone or on my my computer

562
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: cell phone? Do you want me to go to it

563
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: right now?

564
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 3: Let me see here at your screen time on the

565
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 3: air a few weeks back with Covino and Rich and

566
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Speaker 3: it was mind blowing. I think Rich was eight and

567
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 3: a half hours and Coveno was like eight hours and

568
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 3: forty five minutes. It's just that's what they average per day.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy. I looked mine up. I seemed like a

570
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Speaker 3: normal human being compared to them. Mine was three hours

571
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Speaker 3: and forty five minutes.

572
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Speaker 1: Okay, so mine my average daily screen time is six

573
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: hours on my cell phone, six hours and forty two minutes. Okay,

574
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Speaker 1: that's that's yeah. I'm not woj or shams or anything

575
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: like that, but that's pretty good.

576
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 2: Now.

577
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: My computer, that's a whole different animal that I don't

578
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: want to look at that because that's I'm on there

579
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,719
Speaker 1: all day. I'm on there all day, I'm on there

580
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: all night.

581
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 3: I don't even want to look mostly with like sponsors

582
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 3: and things like that for the radio show. So you know,

583
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 3: I'm not surfing Instagram and booty pages the way Rich

584
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 3: Davis is.

585
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: So that's the difference, not that there's anything wrong with that.

586
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: I mean those by those booty models need to make

587
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: a living.

588
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 3: They do.

589
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: They have to make a living. No, you should have

590
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: the nervous farts. O. New York City woman is suing

591
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: Starbucks for five million dollars over fruitless fruit drinks. And

592
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: this thing did not get thrown out of court. They

593
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: tried to get it thrown out of court, and so

594
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: far it's it's still there. A woman from Queens suing

595
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: Starbucks and the claim as mentioned false and deceptive practices,

596
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: and so the litigation will proceed. This has been going

597
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: on for a good amount of time, seeking damages in

598
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: excess of five million. And they say, unbeknownst to consumers,

599
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: the mango dragon fruit and mango dragon fruit lemonade refreshers

600
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: contain no mango, The pineapple passion fruit and pineapple passion

601
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: fruit lemonade refreshers contain no passion fruit. And the strawberry

602
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,919
Speaker 1: aki and the strawberry Aqi lemonade refreshers contained.

603
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 3: No aki Asai. What's that spell?

604
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: That word there, I'm mispronouncing it ac ai.

605
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember when I told you we had the Asie bulls.

606
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was Aki. I don't know, yeah,

607
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: Asie oh I like my versions better, but hey whatever.

608
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: So Starbucks fought back, They're like, come on, you know

609
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: it's like.

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Speaker 3: So, I think you might like that Ben because you

611
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 3: you eat pretty healthy when you eat it has kind

612
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 3: of a frozen yogurt volume to it, and then they

613
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 3: put lots of granola and fruit on top of it,

614
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 3: and honey, it's pretty good.

615
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: They used to sell it at Costco. I don't know

616
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: if they still do it. I don't think it did

617
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: very well at Costco because people go to Costco they

618
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: want unhealthy. They don't want health.

619
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Speaker 3: They want a big freaking hot dog.

620
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: They want hot dog slice and the traditional Costco meal

621
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: hot dog, slice of pizza. That's that's the way to go.

622
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: That's it. Let's do. Let's see. Well, here's a couple

623
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 1: of science stories we'll get out on these science stores.

624
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: So zopoo zoo poo. Danny from Endangered Species. Could. That's

625
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 1: a weasel word that's in every science story. Could could

626
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: is in every science story because it's a weasel word,

627
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: and people overlook the word could, just like they overlook

628
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: the word up too, So the word could is a

629
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: weasel word. You could become the president, you could win

630
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 1: the lottery. You won't, but you could anyway. Zoo poo

631
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: from endangered species could prevent diabetic amputations.

632
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 3: That one.

633
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, UK scientists discovered some zoo poo contains viruses called

634
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: boy I'm not gonna even try to pronounce this, but

635
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: these viruses can kill superbugs, including antibiotic resistance bacteria that

636
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 1: infect foot ulcers, which lead to people having to get

637
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: their feet amputated.

638
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 3: So, hey, if I die diabetic.

639
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: Hey, Danny, if it's lose my foot or rub some

640
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 1: zoo poo on it, rub away, I want to be

641
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: covered in Pooh. It was great to see Pooh edited audios.

642
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 1: What that is wrong, Danny? Saturday, I'll be watching some

643
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: college football today and sure what else I have going on.

644
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I'll be cooking something, but kind of

645
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: a light day at the Malor mansion today.

646
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, and for me, same thing. I'll have the Coach

647
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 3: Prime game on. But for the first time in little

648
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Speaker 3: baby Cola's life, somebody from my side of the family

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Speaker 3: is making the trek down to hold him for a

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Speaker 3: little bit and meet him. My older brother is driving

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Speaker 3: down from the Bay Area today. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna spend an hour or two here meeting the newborn.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well that'd be fun. Yeah, lots of photos. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: that goes well. And uh I'll watch a little bit

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Speaker 1: of college football. We beit, we've been at college football.

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Speaker 1: We'll see what happens.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Are you going to cover college football on tomorrow's podcast?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Well no, I'll be covering Benny Versus the Penny, which

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Speaker 1: is available right now all day Saturday, all over regional cable.

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Speaker 1: You can watch college football and then flip over to

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Speaker 1: Benny Versus the Penny to get you ready for tomorrow's

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Speaker 1: NFL games. It is must see TV. It is must

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Speaker 1: see TV. Shameless plug worring myself out. Anyway, been great Saturday,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you. We will catch you

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Speaker 1: next time. Later, Skater rub Away, I want to be

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Speaker 1: covered in pole population